Frank was actuall into kids, but no fattys, so he had to slim the kid up, the drunk driver was a rised actor frank had to get the dad out of the way, and they all lived happily ever after.
>eventually get Frank inside and the drunk driver leaves
>spend half an hour trying to get Frank to calm down, basically telling him things happen and we have to get over them
>"Anon, my wife was killed by a drunk driver. They are the worst people on the face of the earth"
>oh shit, his emotional reaction makes more sense now
>he was good friends with my dad of course but i've never seen him behave like this
>knock on the door
>my neighbour called the cops
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
His dad got killed by a drunk driver and fat anon inherited all his shit (house, money, etc).
Said drunk driver then knocked on fat anon's door and Frank flipped out at him. That's as far as it's gotten so far.