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SO SOME ASSHOLE FROM HERE CAME INTO MY CHAT...
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SO SOME ASSHOLE FROM HERE CAME INTO MY CHAT AND SAID I PUT ON QUITE A BIT OF WEIGHT SINCE I STARTED CAMMING!

I'M SO UPSET AND INCONSOLABLE RIGHT NOW? WUT SHOULD I DO!
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eat less
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>>552153837

Maybe get a haircut too
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>>552153837
I'll bet turning ff caps lock would take away at least 3 lbs.
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THANKS FOR BEING SO COMPASSIONATE!
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go to gym instead of comin to 4chan
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>>552154719
No prob file-photage guy
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How about you post the video of you losing your virginity on cam???
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>>552153837
lose weight
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HOW MUCH WEIGHT CAN I SAVE BY SHAVING OFF MY MONKEY BUSH?
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>tfw people still cant determine if OC by the filename.
>tfw i have no face
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THIS HOW I EXERCISE IS IT AEROBIC ENUFF?
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>>552153837
Not sure if copy pasta

But your problem is not weight, your problem is that you are a stupid moaning bitch, yelling like a hoe 4 atention you stupid cow.

Lose weight or gtfo.
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>>552156190
>>552156543
>>552156903
>gifs

What the hell is like I'm back in 2013.
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>>552157102
STFO fucking WebM hipster, go to the fucking starbucks, and tell our friends what you see in your Imac.
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f u
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>>552153837

spiderman thread instead?
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where's kyle? that's all i want to know! is he okay?
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WANNA SEE MOAR?
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SHARPIE IN ASS!!
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DO I LOOK BETTER WITH CLOTHES ON?
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>>552159006
youre about as average as finding a round wheel.
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UH OH SHE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS THREAD ON CAMB!
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>WUT SHOULD I DO!

Something to burn some calories I guess. Or take up suicide as a hobby
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>>552159548

U SAYIN LIEK A QT3.3.14159265?
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>>552154112

CMON THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY NO?
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>>552160440

what happened to her account??
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>>552156543
>>552158256
Yeah that's totally adorable.
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>>552160557

BANNED FOR SHOWING CHEEZ PIZZA

NOW PUSHED OFF TO THE INTERNET VERSION OF TRAILER PARK >> CAMBFOAR
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>>552160902
>CAMBFOAR

what is cambfoar
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>>552160902
Sea Pee? But she's legal. I don't understand.
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motherless com/u/girlswebcam?t=v

no need to thank me
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An heroing should help. Fucking hate Edith. Stupid cunt.
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>>552161358
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>>552161358

I KNOW YOU ARE STILL UPSET OVER GETTING TURNED DOWN FOR SEX BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS!
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Does anyone have the video of whatever is going on in these photos?
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>>552162089
*The ones where she appears to be crying.
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>>552161992
>implying anyone but your degenerate boyfriend would fuck you
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OK I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS NOW

MY CAT CHEWED ON MY WEBCAM CORD SO I NEED TO ORDER A NEW WEBCAM

NE SUGGESTIONS?
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>>552162965
I suggest buying whatever you broke.
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>>552153837
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>>552163432
yeah, like we're falling for that.
timestamp or gtfo
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>>552163146
>>552162965
Anyone knows why did she got banned?
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CHANGE OF TOPICS: LETS POST FUNNY PICS OF OURSELVES!
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>>552153837
I thought you looked just as fat before.

Don't lettem getcha down
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>>552158256

no. to fat
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shes live now
http://www.cam4.co.uk/humanfemale
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saw her on a camwhoring site recently, capped it
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Is there a set of videos of this girl or something?
Sort of want

Fuck you I have a job, need to lurk moar
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15 TOKENS GETS U THIS!
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i wonder if shes reading this .....purplehippo say it say it
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>>552154112
/thread
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I would fuck the shit out if her
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>>552156190
i'm 6 and what is this
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MILK OR SOUP WHICH IS YOUR CHOICE?
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>>552164854
This "average" thing
I don't know why, but this shit turns me on
so, me too
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WOULD U GUISE WORSHIP ME AS YOUR QUEEN OF /B/ AND SIP MY BATH WATER?
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>>552165658
yes
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I CAN PRETEND TO BE A PRETEEN GIRL IF YOU LIKE
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>>552165759
sworn to knock out the next old fag fapping to jailbait i'll knock you out if you CP my wall.
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>>552166424
No, we want Kyle.
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Hit the gym you fat cunt.
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>>552166885

OK THEN
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Damn I've been trying to slowly get my wife to become more like you.... it isn't working, she is too goddamn shy to do shit on camera... doesn't even let me touch her asshole... and she's fucking fat
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>>552167208
AYYYYYY KYLE
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you guys are fucking awesome though! if I lived near you I would totally creep on you guys or at least try joining in :D
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>>552167278
Punch your wife in the cunt from me you fucking faggot.
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CHATROOM IS GETTING KIND OF SLOW HERE ARE SUM FREE SAMPLES
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>>552167545
holy shit its Heaven
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>>552161176
I'll thank you anyway, thank you based anon
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HERE IS MY ARTISTIC SIDE!
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>>552167787

How much do you make on an average night? I wana camwhore it up but I'd like to know how the market is looking from an insider's perspective lol
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>>552167847
Execpt no one was having a good time aspie. You're drooling over a fat cunt with a drug problem.
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>>552168141
Oh...so many edges...Heaven ...y u so mean....
I am cry
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YOU THINK I'M IN SHAPE TO DEPLOY TO IRAQ AND FIGHT MUSLIMS?
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>>552168323
>Edge

This is a sperg's way of saying; 'Stop using words my feeble mind can't comprehend'.

Edith, please get breast cancer.
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>>552167208
woody harrelson????
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>>552168141
I forgot you felt what everybody else was feeling... Besides, her cunt looks pretty lean to me, and every single person has a drug problem, some are just more conscious of their choices than others... nigga
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>>552153837
well you do look like a chub

whats the problem?
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>>552168651
is she still alive though
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>>552168123

ON A GOOD DAY I RAKED IN $2K BUT YOU NEED LOOKS OR DO THINGS TO BE WITHIN THE TOP THREE CAM ON A CONSISTENT BASIS
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>>552169225
Such is the tough life of a cam girl
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>>552169225

+hd cam
+good lighting
+close ups
+sexual passion

none of which you possess
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>>552169524

STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE

LETS SEE YOU GET 4000+ VIEWS MILTON?
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>>552157498
My sides....... 10/10
You earned this
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>>552170112
can we get a fucking link or something
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>>552170112

omfg... I almost came in my shorts just seeing you reply to my post hahaha fuck But THANKS! I think I have passable looks and not chubby, just lanky lol I know I gotta be over the top though, you'll definitely be an inspiration for me in the coming future self-depreciation XD thanks again
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>>552170112
To be honest it's all in the body language.
If you don't look like you love it, you're gonna come off as trashy.
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>>552170112
goofy antics for teh win huh?

+post some HQ pix on gonewild
+post some HQ pix on booty
+get a HD cam
+learn good lighting
+do close ups
+learn what passion is
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>>552170619
that's why I like seeing her cam, she's fucking legit 100% grade A pure human being, not some fake ass bullshit ho moanin like a dumbass
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>>552153837
404 and go away
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>>552170112
>>552170969
BUT THEN WHO WAS CAM
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>>552170969
dickbutt
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>>552171282
not op in previous photo.
just posting in an edith thread.
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>>552170969
U cam rite nao bb?
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DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS PIC?
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>>552171758
topkek why is she eating in every other picture?
jesus
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>>552171758
>>552171685
Confused.
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>>552171758
shapie in the butt with a show on the head on the same time
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>>552171758
lol yeah, look at all that cellulite built up in that meat bag of a body, jesus its so difficult to fap to this ugh
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>>552171938
it makes her look more everyday girlfriend-like, thats what makes it hot
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>>552171685
>>552170969
so I have to ask
whats going on with those bags under your eyes all the time?
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>>552172442
if you don't have bags then you're sleeping too much of your life away
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>>552172442
just a defect.
steve buscemeyes.
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>>552172315
to me its just more humility in a way, not trying to lead you on with cheap tricks and gimmicks like camera angles and push up bras, like just an actual fucking human ya know
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FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TOKENS THIS SPOON CAN BE REPLACED WITH UR PEENUS
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>>552172579
or not smoking enough crack

>>552172590
why aren't broadening your potential audience by posting teaser sets on reddit?
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>>552172590
when you dumping that autist you call a boyfriend?
wait nvm youre both autistic as fuck
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>>552172590
Where do you cam now?
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>>552156190
I was playing this
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3a7cHPy04s8
While watching this
>>552156190
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>>552172590
>>552173078
I second the teaser sets, time to broaden your demographic and advertise on reddit!
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>>552173043
it would be an honor having you blow on my cheese covered dick :D
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>>552170969
/thread
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>>552173078
I am not really worried about stuff like that. I try to restrict my camwhorery to the designated websites.
It embarrasses me to be on other sites. I'm not particularly attractive and 4chan/reddit's standards are too high.
I'm just showing my stupid tits to lonely dudes to pay the bills.
leave me alone
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>>552173334
she really needs to cut down on the jackassery though eg: >>552156190

some of it is good, but guys don't wanna really see her bf's shitter of floppy dick
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>>552173334
nah, feels like that'd be like selling out ya know, reddit being for fags n all
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>>552173078
Silly anon, there is no such thing as smoking too much crack
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>>552173594
nigga you dun get da point, just go somewhere else to bust your nut and move on fuck, don't try to mar other people's fap sessions with some opinionated bullshit
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>>552172062
Lol
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>>552173554
>It embarrasses me to be on other sites
>leave me alone
dont worry youll be on ML pretty soon
got every single one of your shows recorded
including dick puking
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>>552173554
I don't know what you make now, but take a look at vermillionkitten or whatever she goes by now.

She used to be a 4chanwhore
She took off after posting on reddit and refining her looks

Puddems did the same.

A few girls even got into proporn from 4chan advertising.
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i remember seeing her on cam before she became a meme
can anyone plz tell me what is going on here
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>>552174005
what makes you think I give a flying fuck about your point dipshit?
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>>552173808
Lol but 4chan is totally normal gotcha bro
I kid but she does need improvement in the presentation area.
She needs a hook...
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>>552170112

>>Posts Timestamp
>Wrong Timestamp
>Pasta is stale.
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>>552174091
Please post dick puking video!
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>>552174304
"If it's for sale. there's a dumbass willing to buy it"
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>>552174304
got a webm how to?
eh uploading a TB worth of vids to ML soon anyway
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>>552174091
>states has vids
>doesnt post vids
>Doesnt HAVE vids
>fag.
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>>552174562
>implying
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>>552174304

THIS ONE?

THATS GOING TO COST YOU AN AMAZON GIFTCARD LOADED WITH BENJAMINS MILTON

U STILL IN?
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>>552173554

You think 4chan, especially /b/ has standards?

Are you retarded? Like autism, aspergers, or any other form?
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some peeps have already posted some of her shit on mless
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>>552174474
It's the video where she gets fucked for the first time, too isn't it?
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>>552174304
I don't even have it!
>>552174124
I am not that serious about it. Thank though.
>>552174267
I am sub-par but I think people find it non-threatening or something. It's workin out alright.
>>552174091
Ok c u there.
add me on ml/m/humanpenis
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>>552174657
im not always here.
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>>552174254
absolutely nothing at all! I don't think that lmao Since I was dismissing your opinion its obvious you can dismiss mine, nigga
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>>552174806

Tags?
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>>552174828
think that was a night or two before
but her autist bf did eat her out the night she puked on his dick
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>>552174221
>>552174221
>>552174221
pls?
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>>552175002
>night she puked on his dick
thats a comedy vid she needs to include in her vid sales haha
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>>552175002
too bad we can't watch this minor get his dick sucked... rare relationship
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>>552174968
"edith"
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>>552174854
Have you even seen some of the trashy fuckin bitches on chaturbate?
Just be grateful you can wipe your ass and you'll be golden.
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>>552175180
>get his dick sucked
his dick was limp last time she tried
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OK LETS PLAY A GAME

GUESS HOW BIG IS MY KANGAROO POUCH?
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>>552174854
>I am sub-par
Wut. You're really cute and have potential. Work on your low self-esteem
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>>552175707
a .7 with vag > flesh
looking for paper
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>>552175751
>low self-esteem
m8 shes fucked from her tumor
think they scooped out abit much
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>>552175751
sounds like she just wants to have fun and pay some bills

whatevs

the esteem will come, all girls learn the power of pussy and a decent body and a cute face
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>>552175751
you have low self esteem. loser have a beer and a bear <3
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/FAFF099

cool.
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>>552175751
I ain't even mad about it.
I have a pasta pouch and steve buscemeyes
and a hairy butt.
it doesn't really interfere with my quality of life
now let this 404
u know where to find me if you wanna
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>>552176879
you idiot
you're actually really pretty
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>>552176879
yeah and Angelina Jolie has a large forehead and is a bit too skinny but she's still gorgeous. everyone has flaws and having a few doesn't make you unattractive
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I HAVE TO ARCH MY BACK LIKE SO TO HIDE MY PASTA POUCH!
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>>552177124
>>552177161
youre beta hurts my eyes
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wait why are we 404ing our thread
>>552177124
your all beautiful
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>>552177259
but i have a pussy and girls cant be beta
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>>552177124
It's dependent upon what she sees in herself /b/ro.
You can't teach someone to be grateful for what do/don't have, they have to learn.
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I WAS ADVISED THAT THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS DIETING IS TO PUT DOWN THE FORK

WUT SAY U /B/?
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>>552177567
i think its walk the fork to the kitchen
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/b/ what the fuck... its bad enough we get camwhores every now and then but this bitch is on here almost everyday.. i doubt this is even her but still see what you fucks have done. This annoying cunt needs to get the fuck out forever.
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>>552177567
or you can just keep your stomach covered you fat whore
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>>552177259
I'm confident enough to tell a girl that she's pretty and have no need to hide behind a pretense of the supreme alpha

>>552177482
Well for starters 4chan really isn't the place for a self esteem boost.

If you want an honest opinion, go post a set without face on /soc/

Then post your face in a rate thread. They are pretty honest there. with /sma/ being pretty brutal with honesty.
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i don't know what this thread is about, but that girl is pretty, and whoever the fake poster is isn't really clever or funny at all. it's kind of sad, really. it's like cringier than the forcest of forced memes. not saying it's a meme, just getting that sense of desperate unfunny.
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>>552174745
the blowjob

anon files
8a1b980a8bace2f1278674024044d988
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>>552176879
what's your cam name again? Just for when i want to spank one out to you spanking one out in the future.
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>>552177912
I don't really care about/want other people's opinions.
this is just a job.
I don't think I'm hideous or anything but I felt like posting here required me to self-deprecate a bit.
fuck /soc/
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>>552153837
>>>/soc/
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>>552153837
>mfw she looks like an exact mix between my last X and my current crush now
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>>552178108
Rad. Since we got your here, I have a question for you:
Why do you keep the bush? Do you just prefer it or do you have a thing against shavenness or ...? Just curious.
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Well, you better lose some weight, fatass.
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>>552178224
>>552178229
>>552178274
This is getting entertaining
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>>552178068
humanfemale
pretty boring. I just sit there and yack in various states of undress or do weird stuff until someone tips me to do something fappable.
I do not really recommend my show for nut busting.
There are some fap caps on ml under "edith"
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>>552178229
I never really thought about it.
I trimmed it yesterday
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>>552178548

current spread ass pic pls?
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>>552178548
You should shave it all off. Your netherregions are already pretty, but coupled with that = awesomeness.

One more (final) question: during your time here on /b/ and your other ventures, ever Sharpied-in-pooper?
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>>552153837
shut the fuck up and leave
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I hope this fat cunt's habit spirals and she gets evicted from her apartment, then has to return home to her poor father. Fucking fat waste of flesh just OD already.
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I want us all to think about new and creative ways to engage young people in science and engineering, whether it's science festivals, robotics competitions, fairs that encourage young people to create and build and invent — to be makers of things, not just consumers of things.
President Obama, 2009
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>>552178964
getting a little too upset over an internet camwhore no?
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>>552178548
You're gross. What's with that body, ugly?
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Sadece tüketicilerin, seylerin yapimcilari olmamak - Hepimizin bilim senlikleri, robotik yarismalari, olusturmak ve insa ve icat gençleri tesvik fuarlar olsun, bilim ve mühendislik gençleri mesgul etmek için yeni ve yaratici yollar düsünmek istiyorum seyler.
Baskan Obama, 2009
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>>552178964
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Aku arep kita kabeh kanggo mikir bab anyar lan kreatif cara kanggo melu enom wong ing ilmu lan engineering, apa iku iku èlmu pameran, Robotics lomba, pameran sing kasurung wong enom nggawe lan mbangun lan invent - dadi produsen saka iku, ora mung konsumen saka iku.
Presiden Obama 2009
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Ek wil ons almal om na te dink oor die nuwe en kreatiewe maniere om jong mense te betrek in wetenskap en ingenieurswese, of dit nou die wetenskap feeste, robotika kompetisies, feeste wat moedig jong mense te skep en uit te bou en bedink - makers van dinge om te wees, nie net verbruikers van dinge.
President Obama, 2009
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>>552178401
Awesome, I was looking for bananafish or whatever it used to be. Either way thanks, and enjoy something groovy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehpYg0NsGqA
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>>552161154
Her brother is underage or something I think.
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Unë dua që ne të gjithë të mendojnë për mënyra të reja dhe krijuese për të angazhohen të rinjtë në shkencë dhe inxhinieri, nëse kjo është festivale shkencore, konkurse robotikë, panaire që inkurajojnë të rinjtë për të krijuar dhe për të ndërtuar dhe trillime - të jenë krijuesit e gjërave, jo vetëm konsumatorët e gjëra.
Presidenti Obama 2009
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LETS TAKE A POLL: WHICH PUSSY IS MORE HAIRY?
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Yalniz istehlakçilarin, seyi meyker olmaq - M?n bütün bu elm festivallari, robot müsabiq?l?r, qurmaq v? yaratmaq v? icad g?ncl?ri t?sviq ed?n yarmarkalar olub, elm v? müh?ndislik g?ncl?rin c?lb etm?k üçün yeni v? yaradici yollari haqqinda düsünm?k ist?yir?m seyl?r.
Prezident Obama 2009-cu il
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You are really annoying arent you
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>>552156190
Someone caption this "White people". It's perfect.
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Kontsumitzaile besterik gauzen arduradun izan behar du, ez - guztion gazteak ihardun zientzia eta ingeniaritza modu berri eta sormen pentsatzen, zientzia jaialdiak, robotika lehiaketak, gazteek duten sortzeko eta eraikitzeko eta asmatu azokak ote den nahi dut gauzak.
Obama presidenteak, 2009
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>>552178736
fuck you. bald pussies are for little girls
>>552178548
don't shave
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>>552153837
how old is this slut?
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Želim da svi misle o novim i kreativne nacine da se ukljuce mlade ljude u oblasti nauke i inženjerstva, da li je to nauka festivalima, robotike takmicenja, sajmovima koje ohrabruju mlade ljude da stvaraju i grade i izmišljati - da se odluka stvari, ne samo potrošaci stvari.
Predsjednik Obama, 2009
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>>552178401
It's sad you're doing this job.
You're a cutie. You'd be a perfect waifu with a little self-respect.

I wish you well for your future.
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>>552179732
yes. I am sorry that some weird person posts shit of me here.
>>552179951
too old
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>>552179679
I like you fatty :)

UniversalRodrigue.com
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>>552180152
I'm fascinated with your beauty... you have a unique look, not fake like most of the plastic camskanks.

Let's wrestle
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>>552180152
Banana-girl, plz:
>>552178736
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Cale satisfè nan rechèch nan pitit fi li, ki moun ki te fè wout li nan twalèt la, nan Prezidan an ak se kounye a kapab pwouve ke li se apwopriye kòm yon gad de kò. Ansanm yo eseye sove anvayisè yo nan Mezon Blanch lan ak yo gratis Cales pitit fi ak lòt otaj anba men yo. Apre plizyè tire ak eksplozyon te anrejistre sou sit la, anplwaye a jeneral ale soti nan lanmò nan prezidan an. Tankou siksesè li, Vis-Prezidan Alvin Hammond se sou sèman nan, ki se ki sitiye ak Youn nan Air Force en wout nan Washington. Anvayisè yo te fann ak sipò nan espesyalis òdinatè Ale Tyler firewall ki gen nan sistèm nan NORAD ak tire Youn nan Air Force ak yon te lanse soti nan yon ansyen silo lans yo, tout pasaje yo te touye. Kòm siksesè a Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson se kounye a nonmen prezidan. Cale ak Sawyer bat entre-temps la Limousine nan blende yo prezidansyèl nan epi eseye kite lokal yo, men yo entravée pa lou bonbadman li. Twa Nwa Hawk elikoptè ak sòlda Delta Force ki gen rapò ak nouvèl move tan ap bilding lan dwe detekte li byen bonè epi tire desann nan avyon anti misil yo.
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>>552153837
what is your username now OP?

your old one is banned
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Pou avanse pou pi Cale ak Sawyer sou travay la Walker menase yo touye Emily nan Biwo oval, ki te swiv pa rezilta Sawyer. Li sanble ke Chèf Sekirite Walker se malad grav ki gen kansè ak motif reyèl li se tire revanj pou lanmò pitit gason l 'a, epi sòlda a te nan yon misyon sekrè nan Iran te mouri. Koulye a, Walker vle nan dife 24 misil nikleyè ki sòti nan yon soumaren sou Iran. Li sijere Sawyer nan yon konba san konesans e li pran men l ', yo konfime kòd sa lansman ak yon scanner. Pou anpeche yon Gè Mondyal Third, Raphelson kounye a fikse bonbadman an nan Mezon Blanch lan sou twa avyon de gè F-22 raptor. Cale batay fè wout li kounye a nan Biwo Oval nan epi finalman jere yo kònen Stenz ak yon sentiwon nan grenad men nan lè a. Sawyer retounen jwenn konsyans epi eseye sispann Walker sou tire nan misil nikleyè, men tire sou pa l '. Kòm Walker ankò te eseye kòmanse lansman a, Cale kraze ak yon SUV lou nan miray la nan biwo-a oval ak lans Walker nan dezyèm ki sot pase a ak yon minigun. Cale Sawyer jon nan èd la nan mont lan pòch te entèsepte mache boul. Yo pale soti nan tèt li kache tan siviv Sawyers yo te.
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US Capitol Ofisye Polis Jan Cale a, ki moun ki ap travay pou Oratè a House Eli Raphelson an gen san siksè pou pibliye yon travay kòm yon gad kò pou Prezidan an US James W. Sawyer nan zanmi lekòl ansyen l 'yo, ajan an sekrè Sèvis Lapòs Carol Finnerty . Onz ane fin vye granmoun, pitit fi li Emily, ki moun ki akonpaye l 'pandan entèvyou travay li, li vle apre omwen yon toune nan Mezon Blanch lan nan Washington, DC ofri. Pandan se tan, Mezon Blanch lan se pa atake yon inite paramilitè ame anba lidèchip nan Emil Stenz, ki moun ki brwi kòm yon teknisyen sinema anba èkskuz nan enstale yon sistèm siveyans. Yo nan lòd yo kreye yon reyabilitasyon ak a vin mare fòs yo yon lòt kote yo, yo kònen moute Dome a nan Capitol la twa kilomèt nan lè a, ki se detwi konplètman. Lè l sèvi avèk Martin Walker, ki an tèt Sèvis Sekrè a se epi yo pral retiran nan yon semèn, yo pote Mezon Blanch lan anba kontwòl yo. Bi pretandi mwen se peze 400 milyon dola dola ameriken nan lajan kach, magazen an nan peyi Etazini Rezèv Federal la.
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USA Capitol Police Officer John Cale, kes töötab spiikri Eli Raphelson on edutult reklaamitakse tööd ihukaitsja USA president James W. Sawyer tema endises koolis sõber, Secret Service agent Carol Finnerty . Tema üheteistkümne aastane tütar Emily, kes temaga koos oli oma tööintervjuu, ta tahab pärast vähemalt tour Valge Maja Washingtonis pakkumine. Vahepeal White House on rünnanud relvastatud paramilitaarse üksuse eestvedamisel Emil Stenz, kes hiilis nagu kino tehnik ettekäändel paigaldus surround süsteem. Selleks, et luua diversiooni ja siduda vägede mujal, nad õhkima Dome Capitol kolme kilomeetri kaugusel õhus, mis on täielikult hävitatud. Kasutades Martin Walker juht Secret Service on ja jääb pensionile nädalal toovad Valges Majas oma kontrolli all. Minu näilik eesmärk on välja pressima $ 400,000,000 sularahas, kaupluse USA Föderaalreserv.
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Why are you such a little whore?
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Cale vastab otsima oma tütre, kes oli teel tualetti, et president ja on nüüd suudab tõendada, et ta sobib ihukaitsja. Koos üritavad nad pääseda sissetungijad Valges Majas ja vaba Cales tütar teiste pantvangide nende käest. Pärast mitmeid tulistamine ja plahvatused olid registreeritud kohapeal, peastaap kustub surma president. Kuna tema järeltulija, asepresident Alvin Hammond vannutati, mis asub koos Air Force One marsruudil Washington. Sissetungijad on pragunenud toel arvutispetsialistid vahele Tyler tulemüüride NORAD süsteem ja tulistada Air Force One käivitatud silo kanderakett ex, kõik reisijad surma. Nagu järeltulija Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson on nüüd ametisse president. Cale ja Sawyer peksid vahepeal soomustatud presidendi limusiin läbi ja proovige lahkuda, kuid takistab raske kodadest see. Kolm Black Hawk helikopterid Delta Force sõdurid, kes on tormi hoone saab avastada varakult ja tulistas alla õhutõrjerakette.
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>>552180326
>>552180442
>>552180535
>>552180629
>>552180728
thanks for the bumps bud
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Liikuda Cale ja Sawyer ülesande Walker ähvardab tappa Emily ovaalkabinetis, millele järgneb Sawyer tulemusi. Selgub, et turvaülem Walker on tõsiselt haige vähi ja tema tegelik motiiv on võtta kätte oma poja surmast ja sõdur oli salajane missioon Iraanis tapeti. Nüüd Walker tahab vallandada 24 tuumaraketid allveelaev Iraanile. Ta soovitab Sawyer rüselus teadvuseta ja võtab tema käest, et kinnitada stardikoodid skanner. Selleks, et vältida kolmanda maailmasõja Raphelson nüüd loovutab pommitamine Valges Majas kolm F-22 Raptor hävitajat. Cale võitleb oma tee nüüd Ovaalkabinetti läbi ja lõpuks õnnestus puhuda Stenz koos vöö käsigranaati õhku. Sawyer teadvusele ja üritab peatada Walker tulistamise tuumaraketid, kuid tulistanud teda. Nagu Walker püüdis algatada kaater, Cale murrab raske SUV läbi müüri Ovaalkabinetti ja võrsed Walker viimasel sekundil koos minigun. Cale Sawyer tõttas appi tasku kella on kinni jalutajad ball. Nad räägivad iseenda eest varjata Sawyers elulemus on.
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Id tear it up
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???? ??? Raphelson ????? ??????? ?????? ???-?? Capitol ?????????? ??????? ??? Cale, ?????? ?????? ?????????? ????, ???? ?????? ????????? ????? Finnerty ???? ???-?? ??????????? James W. Sawyer-?? ??? ?????????? ????? ????? ?????????? ???????? ?? ?????? . ?????? ????? ?????????? ???? ??????? ???????? ????? ?????? ????? ?????? ???? ????? ??? ?????????, ??-? ?????? ?????? ???? ??? ?? ??????? ????? ?????? ????? ??????. ????? ?????? ????? ?? ???????? ????????? ??????? ?????? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ??? Emil Stenz, ?????????? ??? ?? ?? ?????????? ??????? ????? ???????????? ???? ??????? ?????. ?? ?????????? ??? ?????? ????? ????? ????? ???????? ????, ??? ????? ?????????? ?????? ?????, ?????? ?? ???? Capitol Dome-??? ???? ???????. ?????? Walker, ???? ?????? ????? ?? ??????? ??, ????? ???????? ????? ?? ??????? ???? ?????, ?????? ???????? ??? ?????? ?????? ????????. ????? ostensible ??????? ?? ????? ???????, ???-?? ???????? ???? ??????? 400 ??? ??.?????? ??????????? ??.
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Cale ???????????, ????? ??????? ???? ?? ?????? ???? ?????? ?????? ???? ???? ????? ?????? ??, ???? ??? ?? ??? ?????????? ????? ??????????? ??????? ?????? ????????? ??. ??? ??????? ?????? ?????? ???????????????? ??????, ?????? ?????? ????? ????????? ????????? ?????? Cales ???? ???????? ????????. ??? ????? ???????, ????????? ????? ???? ?????????? ?????? ????? ??????? ????????? ??????????? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??????. ?????? ?? ?????????????? ????? ??? ??????????? ????? Hammond ????????? ????? ?????? Air Force One ???? ??????? ?????? ??? ?? ?????????? ??. ?????????? ?????? NORAD ????????? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ??????? Launcher ???????? ???? ??????? ??? ??????? ??? ????? ?????? ?????? ?? Air Force One ????? ???????????? ???????????????? ?????????????? ????? ?????. ?? ?????????????? ????? ????? Hammonds ??? Raphelson ???? ??????????? ????????. Cale ????? Sawyer ????????? ?????????? ????????? ?????????????? ??????? ??????, ???? ?????? ????????, ?????? ???? shelling ?????? ???? ???? ?????. ??????? ??? ???????, ????? ????? ?????????? ?????? ?????? ????? ???? ??????? ?????? Delta ?????? ??????? ?? ?????? Black Hawk ?????? ?????.
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????? ????? ???? Cale ????? Sawyer ??????? ???? Sawyer-??, ????? ?? ?????? ?? ????? ???? ???? ??????? ?????. ??? ?? ??????? ??????? ??????? ????? ???? ????????? ???? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?? ?????????? ?????? ????? ??????? ??? ????? ??? ???????, ??? ????? ???????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ??????? ??????. ???? ????? ???? ?? ??????? 24 ?????? ?????? ??? ??????. ?????? ???????? ?? scuffle ???? Sawyer ????? ?????? ?????, ?????? ????? ????? ?? ???? ???????? ?? ????? ????? ??????. ?? ??????? ??????????? ???? ????????? ???????????? ???? Raphelson ???? ?????? F-22 Raptor ??????? ????? ?????? ?????? ????????????? ???????. Cale ????????? ?????? ???? ?????? ????? ???????, ????? ?? ?????? ??? ?????? ?? ?????? Stenz Blow ??????. Sawyer-???????? regains ????? ?????? ?????? ???????? ??? Walker ????????? ????????, ???? ??????? ???? ??????? ?????. ????? ????? ??????? ????????? ???????? ?????? Cale ?????? ??? ?????? ???? SUV ?? ?????? ?????? minigun ??????? ???? ???? Walker ???????????. Cale Sawyer-???????? ??? Walkers ????????? ?????? ?? ????? ?????? ?? ??????? ????? ????. ??? ?????? Sawyers ????? ??????? ??? ??????? ???? ???????? ????.
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didnt she cry on stream once?
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De US Capitol Police Officer John Cale, die werkt voor de voorzitter van het Huis Eli Raphelson heeft succesvol voor geadverteerd een baan als bodyguard voor de Amerikaanse president James W. Sawyer bij zijn vroegere schoolvriend, de geheim agent Carol Finnerty . Zijn elf jaar oude dochter Emily, die hem tijdens zijn sollicitatiegesprek gaat, wil hij na ten minste een bezoek aan het Witte Huis in Washington, DC aanbod. Ondertussen, het Witte Huis wordt aangevallen door een zwaarbewapende paramilitaire eenheid onder leiding van Emil Stenz, die als bioscoop technicus onder het voorwendsel van het installeren van een surround systeem geslopen. Om een afleiding te creëren en om de krachten elders te binden, zij blazen de koepel van het Capitool drie kilometer verderop in de lucht, die volledig wordt vernietigd. Met behulp van Martin Walker, hoofd van de geheime dienst is en met pensioen zal gaan in een week, brengen ze het Witte Huis onder hun controle. Mijn ogenschijnlijke doel is om $ 400,000,000 afpersen in contanten, de winkel in de Amerikaanse Federal Reserve.
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Cale ontmoet op zoek naar zijn dochter, die op weg was naar het toilet was, aan de voorzitter en is nu in staat om te bewijzen dat hij geschikt is als een bodyguard. Samen proberen ze de indringers te ontsnappen in het Witte Huis en Cales dochter te bevrijden met andere gijzelaars uit hun handen. Na een aantal schietpartijen en explosies op de site werden geregistreerd, de generale staf gaat uit van de dood van de president. Als zijn opvolger, wordt Vice President Alvin Hammond beëdigd, die zich met de Air Force One op weg naar Washington. De indringers hebben gekraakt met de steun van computerspecialisten Skip Tyler de firewalls van de NORAD systeem en schiet de Air Force One met een gelanceerd vanuit een silo launcher ex, alle passagiers worden gedood. Als de opvolger Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson nu is benoemd tot voorzitter. Cale en Sawyer sloeg de tussentijd de gepantserde presidentiële limousine door en proberen het pand te verlaten, maar worden gehinderd door zware beschietingen het. Drie Black Hawk helikopter met Delta Force soldaten die zijn bestormen het gebouw zal vroeg worden opgespoord en neergeschoten door anti-luchtdoelraketten.
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>>552181130
Yes, but make no mistake, it wasn't because we upset her. /b/ asked her to do cry, so she did that. Took her a few minutes to work it up, but she did it perfectly.

And this is why /b/ loves Edith.
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>>552181130

THE NIGHT /B/ RAIDED HER ROOM
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Om Cale en Sawyer op de taak Walker verplaatsen dreigt Emily te doden in de Oval Office, gevolgd door Sawyer resultaten. Het blijkt dat Hoofd Beveiliging Walker is ernstig ziek met kanker en zijn echte drijfveer is om wraak te nemen voor de dood van zijn zoon, en de soldaat was in een geheime missie in Iran werd gedood. Nu Walker wil 24 kernraketten vuur van een onderzeeër op Iran. Hij suggereert Sawyer in een handgemeen bewusteloos en neemt zijn hand, om de lancering codes met een scanner te bevestigen. Om een Derde Wereldoorlog te voorkomen, Raphelson kent nu het bombarderen van het Witte Huis op drie F-22 Raptor straaljagers. Cale vecht zijn weg nu naar de Oval Office door en eindelijk in geslaagd om Stenz blazen met een riem van handgranaten in de lucht. Sawyer terug bij bewustzijn en probeert Walker stoppen op afvuren van kernraketten, maar neergeschoten door hem. Als Walker opnieuw geprobeerd om de lancering te starten, Cale breekt met een zware SUV door de muur in de Oval Office en schiet Walker op de laatste seconde met een minigun. Cale Sawyer snelt te hulp het zakhorloge heeft onderschept Walkers bal. Ze spreken van zichzelf naar Zagers overleven voorlopig te verbergen.
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>>552181434
typical camwhore crying for attention
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The US Capitol Police Officer John Cale, som jobber for Speaker of the House Eli Raphelson har uten hell for utlyst en jobb som livvakt for den amerikanske presidenten James W. Sawyer på sin tidligere skolekamerat, Secret Service-agent Carol Finnerty . Hans elleve år gamle datter Emily, som fulgte ham under hans jobbintervju, vil han etter minst en omvisning i Det hvite hus i Washington, DC tilbudet. I mellomtiden er det hvite hus angrepet av en tungt bevæpnet paramilitær enhet under ledelse av Emil Stenz, som krøp som en kino tekniker under påskudd av å installere et surround system. For å skape en avledning og å binde kreftene andre steder, blåse de opp Dome av Capitol tre kilometer unna i luften, noe som er fullstendig ødelagt. Ved hjelp av Martin Walker, leder for Secret Service, og skal pensjonere seg i en uke, de bringer det hvite hus under deres kontroll. Min ostensible mål er å presse $ 400 millioner i kontante
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>>552181434
>/B/
>B
what the fuck is B
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I'm definitely intrested in this thread.
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Cale møter på leting etter sin datter, som var på vei til toalettet, til presidenten, og er nå i stand til å bevise at han er egnet som en livvakt. Sammen prøver de å unnslippe inntrengerne i Det hvite hus, og for å frigjøre Cales datter med andre gisler fra sine hender. Etter flere skyteepisoder og eksplosjoner ble registrert på nettstedet, den generelle ansatte går ut av dødsfallet til president. Som hans etterfølger, er Vice President Alvin Hammond tatt i ed, som ligger med Air Force One på vei til Washington. Inntrengerne har sprukket med støtte fra dataeksperter Hopp Tyler brannmurene i NORAD-systemet og skyte Air Force One med en skutt opp fra en silo Launcher EX, blir alle passasjerer drept. Som etterfølgeren Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson er nå utnevnt til president. Cale og Sawyer slå tiden pansrede president limousin gjennom og prøve å forlate lokalet, men er hemmet av tung beskytning det. Tre Black Hawk helikopter med Delta Force-soldater som er å storme bygningen vil bli oppdaget tidlig og skutt ned av luftvernraketter.
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Å flytte Cale og Sawyer på oppgaven Walker truer med å drepe Emily i Det ovale kontor, etterfulgt av Sawyer resultater. Det viser seg at Security Chief Walker er alvorlig syk med kreft og hans egentlige motiv er å ta hevn for sin sønns død, og soldaten var på et hemmelig oppdrag i Iran ble drept. Nå Walker ønsker å skyte 24 atomraketter fra en ubåt på Iran. Han antyder Sawyer i et basketak bevisstløs og tar hans hånd, for å bekrefte utskytingskode med en skanner. For å unngå en tredje verdenskrig, Raphelson tildeler nå bombingen av det hvite hus på tre F-22 Raptor jagerfly. Cale kjemper seg nå til det ovale kontor gjennom og endelig klarte å blåse Stenz med et belte av håndgranater i luften. Sawyer gjenvinner bevisstheten og prøver å stoppe Walker på avfyring av atomraketter, men skutt ned av ham. Som Walker igjen forsøkt å starte lanseringen, bryter Cale med en tung SUV gjennom veggen i det ovale kontor, og skyter Walker i siste sekund med en minigun. Cale Sawyer rushes til unnsetning lommeur har snappet Walkers ball. De snakker fra seg selv for å skjule Sawyers overlevelse tiden.
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>>552181434
I was there. She was not actually upset, just taking a request. Read >>552181432
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US Capitol Ofi?er de poli?ie John Cale, care lucreaz? pentru pre?edintele Casei Eli Raphelson are succes pentru promovat un loc de munc? ca un bodyguard pentru pre?edintele american James W. Sawyer la fostul s?u coleg de ?coal?, agentul Secret Service Carol Finnerty . Unsprezece ani vechi fiica lui Emily, care l-au înso?it în timpul interviului s?u loc de munc?, el vrea dup? cel pu?in un tur al Casei Albe din Washington, DC oferta. Între timp, Casa Alb? este atacat de c?tre o unitate paramilitar? puternic armate, sub conducerea lui Emil Stenz, care sa strecurat ca un tehnician de cinema, sub pretextul de a instala un sistem surround. În scopul de a crea o diversiune ?i pentru a lega for?ele de alt? parte, ei arunca în aer Domul Capitoliului distan?? de trei kilometri in aer, care este complet distrus. Folosind Martin Walker, ?eful Serviciului Secret este ?i va fi retras într-o s?pt?mân?, ei aduc la Casa Alb? sub controlul lor. Scopul meu aparent este de a stoarce 400 milioane dolari în numerar, magazin în Rezervei Federale a SUA.
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>>552153837
omg its u
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>>552181482
Vriend, je examens komen eraan.
Ga leren
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Cale întâlne?te în c?utarea fiicei sale, care era în drum spre toalet?, pre?edintelui ?i este acum în m?sur? s? dovedeasc? c? el este potrivit ca un bodyguard. Împreun?, ei încearc? s? scape de invadatorii de la Casa Alb? ?i pentru a elibera fiica Cales cu al?i ostatici din mâinile lor. Dup? mai multe impuscaturi si explozii s-au înregistrat pe site-ul, personalul general? iese din moartea pre?edintelui. Ca succesor al s?u, vicepre?edintele Alvin Hammond este învestit în func?ie, care se afl? cu Air Force One în drum spre Washington. Invadatorii s-au spart cu ajutorul speciali?tilor de calculator Treci Tyler firewall ale sistemului NORAD ?i trage Air Force One, cu un lansat de un lansator de siloz ex, to?i pasagerii sunt uci?i. Ca succesor Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson este acum numit pre?edinte. Cale ?i Sawyer bate timp limuzinei preziden?iale blindat prin ?i s? încerce s? p?r?seasc? incinta, dar sunt afectate de bombardamente grele ea. Trei Black Hawk elicopter cu solda?i Delta Force care s? ia cu asalt cl?direa va fi depistate precoce ?i doborât de rachete anti-aeriene.
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>>552158256
love that bush
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Pentru a muta Cale ?i Sawyer pe sarcina Walker amenin?? s?-l omoare pe Emily în Biroul Oval, urmat? de rezultate Sawyer. Se pare c? ?ef cu securitatea Walker este grav bolnav de cancer ?i motivul s?u real este s? se r?zbune pentru moartea fiului s?u, ?i soldatul a fost într-o misiune secret? în Iran a fost ucis. Acum Walker vrea s? concedieze 24 de rachete nucleare de pe un submarin pe Iran. El sugereaz? Sawyer într-o înc?ierare incon?tient ?i ia mâna, pentru a confirma codurile de lansare, cu un scanner. Pentru a preveni un al doilea r?zboi mondial În al treilea rând, Raphelson atribuie acum atentatul de la Casa Alb? la trei F-22 Raptor avioane de lupt?. Cale lupt? drum acum la Biroul Oval prin ?i în cele din urm? a reu?it s? arunce în aer Stenz cu o centur? de grenade de mân? în aer. Sawyer î?i recap?t? con?tiin?a ?i încearc? s? opreasc? Walker pe tragere de rachete nucleare, dar doborât de el. Ca Walker a încercat din nou s? ini?ieze lansarea, Cale rupe cu un SUV mare prin peretele în Biroul Oval ?i impusca Walker în ultima secund?, cu un Minigun. Cale Sawyer se grabeste sa ajutorul de ceasul de buzunar a interceptat Walkers minge. Ei vorbesc de la sine pentru a ascunde Sawyers timp de supravie?uire fiind.
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>>552181570
1. b came into my room on cb because lulz raids kek kek
2.i put shoe on head etc
3.b dox'd me/sent nudes to parents
4.i danced to rick astley
5.b wanted me to cry so i cried
and now i think the same poster posts these all the time
I didn't really wanna hafta deal with b ever.
I just didn't really know what to do.
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LET THE WATERWORKS FLOW!
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Zyrtari policor Kapitol të SHBA John Cale, i cili punon për Kryetarin e Shtëpisë së Elit Raphelson ka pa sukses për të shpallur një punë si një truproje për Presidentin amerikan James W. Sawyer në ish-mikun e tij shkollore, agjenti i Shërbimit Sekret Carol Finnerty . Vajza e tij njëmbëdhjetëvjeçar Emily, që e shoqëroi atë gjatë intervistës së tij të punës, ai do pas të paktën një turne të Shtëpisë së Bardhë në Uashington, DC ofertë. Ndërkohë, Shtëpia e Bardhë është sulmuar nga një njësi të armatosur rëndë paraushtarake nën udhëheqjen e Emil Stenz, i cili crept si një teknik kinemaje nën pretekstin e instalimit të një sistemi rrethojnë. Për të krijuar një devijim dhe të lidhin forcat diku tjetër, ata të hedhur në erë Dome e Kapitol tre kilometra larg në ajër, e cila është shkatërruar tërësisht. Duke përdorur Martin Walker, kreu i Shërbimit Sekret është dhe do të dalë në pension në një javë, ata sjellin në Shtëpinë e Bardhë nën kontrollin e tyre. Qëllimi im është shtirur për të rrëmbyer 400.000.000 $ në para të gatshme, në dyqan në Rezervës Federale të SHBA.
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Cale takohet në kërkim të vajzës së tij, i cili ishte në rrugën e tij për në tualet, të Presidentit dhe është tani në gjendje për të provuar se ai është i përshtatshëm si një truproje. Së bashku ata përpiqen për të shpëtuar pushtuesit në Shtëpinë e Bardhë dhe për të Cales vajzën e lirë me pengje të tjera nga duart e tyre. Pas disa të shtënat dhe shpërthimet janë regjistruar në këtë faqe interneti, shtabi i përgjithshëm shkon nga vdekja e presidentit. Si pasuesin e tij, Vice President Alvin Hammond është betuar në të, e cila është e vendosur me Air Force One rrugës për në Uashington. Pushtuesit kanë plasaritur me mbështetjen e specialistëve të kompjuterit Kalo Tyler firewalls e sistemit NORAD dhe xhiruar Air Force One me një nisur nga një silo lëshimi ish, të gjithë pasagjerët janë vrarë. Si pasardhëse Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson emërohet tani president. Cale dhe Sawyer mundi ndërkohë limuzinë të blinduar presidenciale përmes dhe të përpiqen për të lëshuar pronën, por janë penguar nga granatimet rëndë atë. Tre Black Hawk helikopter me ushtarë Delta Force të cilët janë të sulmuar ndërtesa do të zbulohet herët dhe qëlluar me raketa anti-ajrore.
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someone post her crying vid, I need to see her crying performance
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Për të lëvizur Cale dhe Sawyer në detyrë Walker kërcënon për të vrarë Emily në Zyrën Ovale, e ndjekur nga rezultatet Sawyer. Ajo rezulton se Shefi i Sigurimit Walker është i sëmurë rëndë me kancer dhe motivi i tij i vërtetë është për të marrë hak për vdekjen e djalit të tij, dhe ushtari ishte në një mision të fshehtë në Iran u vra. Tani Walker dëshiron të zjarrit 24 raketa bërthamore nga një nëndetëse në Iran. Ai sugjeron Sawyer në një përleshje pa ndjenja dhe merr dorën e tij, për të konfirmuar nisjen kodet me një skaner. Për të parandaluar një Luftën e Tretë Botërore, Raphelson tani cakton bombardimin e Shtëpisë së Bardhë për tre F-22 Raptor avionëve luftarakë. Cale lufton rrugën e tij tani në Zyrën Ovale anë dhe më në fund arriti të goditje Stenz me rrip e granata dore në ajër. Sawyer rifiton vetëdijen dhe të përpiqet për të ndaluar Walker në qitjes e raketave bërthamore, por shtënë poshtë nga ai. Si Walker përsëri u përpoq për të filluar nisjen, Cale thyen me një SUV të rëndë përmes murit në Zyrën Ovale dhe shoots Walker në të dytin e fundit me një Minigun. Cale Sawyer rushes në ndihmë të shikojnë xhepi ka përgjuar rrethoresh topin. Ata flasin nga vetja e tij për të fshehur Sawyers kohë mbijetesës duke u.
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>>552182084
Edith, you know what /b/ wants. As always, /b/ wants to see pretty young ladies (that's you) inserting things into their anuses. A daily Sharpie-in-pooper is good for the soul and will relax you.
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She is not too fat for an american girl, now change this thread
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Die Amerikaanse Capitol Polisie Beampte John Cale, wat vir die Speaker van die Huis Eli Raphelson werk onsuksesvol vir geadverteer 'n werk as 'n lyfwag vir die Amerikaanse president James W. Sawyer by sy voormalige skoolmaat, die Geheime Diens agent Carol Finnerty . Sy elf-jarige dogter Emily, wat hom tydens sy werksonderhoud vergesel, wil hy na ten minste 'n toer van die Wit Huis in Washington, DC aanbod. Intussen is die Wit Huis aangeval deur 'n swaar gewapende para-eenheid onder die leierskap van Emil Stenz wat ingesluip as 'n teater tegnikus onder die voorwendsel van die installering van 'n surround stelsel. Ten einde 'n afleiding te skep en die kragte elders bind, hulle blaas die koepel van die Capitol drie kilometer weg in die lug, wat heeltemal vernietig. Die gebruik van Martin Walker, hoof van die Geheime Diens en gaan aftree in 'n week, bring hulle die Wit Huis onder hulle beheer. My ooglopende doel is om te ontwringen $ 400000000 in kontant, die winkel in die VSA Federale Reserweraad.
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Cale vergader op soek na sy dogter, wat op pad was na die toilet, aan die president en is nou in staat om te bewys dat hy geskik is om as 'n lyfwag. Saam het hulle probeer om die indringers te ontsnap in die Wit Huis en Cales dogter te bevry met ander gyselaars uit hulle hande. Na 'n paar skietery en ontploffings is op die webwerf geregistreer is, die algemene personeel gaan uit van die dood van die president. As sy opvolger, is vise-president Alvin Hammond ingesweer, wat geleë is by die Air Force One en op pad na Washington. Die indringers het gekraak met die ondersteuning van die rekenaar spesialiste Slaan Tyler die firewalls van die NORAD stelsel en skiet die Air Force One met 'n stapel van 'n silo lanseerder ex, is almal passasiers vermoor. As die opvolger Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson is nou aangestel as president. Cale en Sawyer klop Intussen het die gepantserde presidensiële Limousine deur en probeer om die perseel te verlaat, maar is in die wiele gery deur swaar granaat dit. Drie Black Hawk helikopter met Delta Force soldate wat om te storm die gebou sal vroeg opgespoor en geskiet deur anti-vliegtuig missiele.
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is edith ITT?
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Cale en Sawyer te beweeg op die taak Walker dreig Emily dood te maak in die Oval Office, gevolg deur Sawyer resultate. Dit blyk dat die sekuriteit hoof Walker is ernstig siek met kanker en sy ware motief is wraak te neem vir sy seun se dood, en die soldaat was in 'n geheime sending in Iran is vermoor. Nou wil Walker 24 kern missiele te brand van 'n ondersese op Iran. Hy stel voor Sawyer in 'n onderonsie bewusteloos en neem sy hand, die bekendstelling kodes met 'n skandeerder te bevestig. Om te verhoed dat 'n Derde Wêreldoorlog, Raphelson ken nou die aanslag van die Wit Huis op drie F-22 Raptor vegvliegtuie. Cale veg sy pad is nou op die Oval Office deur en uiteindelik daarin geslaag Stenz te blaas met 'n band van handgranate in die lug. Sawyer bykom en probeer Walker te stop op afvuur van kern missiele, maar afgeskiet deur hom. As Walker weer probeer om die bekendstelling te inisieer, Cale breek met 'n swaar SUV deur die muur in die Oval Office en skiet Walker op die laaste sekonde met 'n Minigun. Cale Sawyer biesies na die hulp van die sak kyk het onderskep Stappers bal. Hulle praat van homself Sawyers oorlewing tyd om weg te steek.
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>>552153837
/fit/
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>>552182591

yes she is this poster
>552182084
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post your message in french please, and put it in your ass after thanks
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>>552157705
>>552153837
Who is that hot bitch
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Ev Eli Raphelson s?dri i?l?y?n AB? Capitol Polis i?çisi John Cale, onun keçmi? m?kt?b dostu, Secret Service agent Carol Finnerty da AB? prezidenti Ceyms W. Sawyer üçün bir cangüd?nl?r kimi bir i? reklam u?ursuz üçün var . Öz i? müsahib? zaman? onu mü?ayi?t ed?n onun on ya?l? q?z? Emily, o Va?inqtonda A? Evin ?n az? bir tur sonra ist?yir t?klif. Eyni zamanda, A? Ev bir surround sistemi qura?d?rma b?han?siyl? bir kino texnik kimi crept ed?n Emil Stenz r?hb?rliyi alt?nda bir a??r silahl? milis bölm?si t?r?find?n hücum edilir. Bir t?xribat yaratmaq v? ba?qa qüvv?l?ri ba?lad??? üçün, onlar tamamil? m?hv olan hava, üç kilometr uzaql?qda Capitol Dome partlatmaq. Martin Walker, Secret Service ba? istifad? ed?r?k v? bir h?ft? retiring olunacaq, onlar?n n?zar?ti alt?nda A? Ev g?tirir. M?nim ostensible m?qs?di na?d AB? Federal Ehtiyat ma?aza 400 milyon AB? dollar? zorla edir.
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Cale Prezidentin?, tualet onun yolu olan q?z?, axtar?? görü?üb v? indi o bir cangüd?nl?r uy?un oldu?unu sübut ed? bil?r. Birlikd? onlar A? Ev i??alç?lardan xilas etm?k v? onlar?n ?ll?ri dig?r girov il? Cales q?z? azad etm?k üçün c?hd. Bir neç? ç?kili?l?ri v? partlay??lar saytda qeydiyyatdan sonra, ümumi hey?ti prezidentin ölüm ç?x?r. Onun varisi kimi, vitse-prezidenti Alvin Hammond Va?inqton mar?rutu en Air Force One il? yerl???n, and iç?r?k. I??alç?lar Tyler NORAD sisteminin firewall Skip v? bir silos ba?latma ex ba?lay?b, bütün s?rni?inl?r h?lak il? Air Force One vurmaq kompüter müt?x?ssisl?ri d?st?yi il? cadar. Varisi kimi Alvin Hammonds Eli Raphelson indi prezident t?yin olunur. Cale v? Sawyer vasit?sil? Eyni zamanda zirehli prezident Sedan döym?k v? binan? t?rk etm?k üçün c?hd edin, lakin s?x bombardman? il? mane olunur. Bina erk?n a?kar anti-t?yyar? raketl?ri il? vurulaca??n? f?rt?na olan Delta Force ?sg?rl?ri il? üç Black Hawk vertolyot.
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your mother?
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>>552182591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7r_B0ZWDY
did you say candy?
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>>552180232
>no foreskin
Absolute turn off
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V?zif? Walker Cale v? Sawyer h?r?k?t Sawyer n?tic?l?rin ard?ndan Oval Office Emily öldürm?k qorxudur. Bu Security Ba? Walker x?rç?ng ciddi x?st? v? onun real h?r?k?tverici o?lunun ölüm intiqam almaq üçün ç?x?r ki, v? ?sg?r öldürüldü ?randa gizli missiya idi. ?ndi Walker ?rana bir sualt? olan 24 nüv? raketl?ri yan??n ist?yir. O, hu?suz dava Sawyer t?klif v? onun ?l tutur, skaner il? ba?lamaq kodlar? t?sdiq etm?k. Üçüncü Dünya müharib?si qar??s?n? almaq üçün, Raphelson indi üç F-22 Raptor döyü? t?yyar?si il? A? Evin bombalanmas?n? verir. Cale vasit?sil? Oval Office indi onun yolu döyü?l?rd? v? n?hay?t havaya ?l bombas? bir k?m?r il? Stenz z?rb? idar?. Sawyer regains v? nüv? raketl?ri at??? üzr? Walker dayand?rmaq üçün çal???r, lakin ona t?r?find?n vurulmu?dur. Walker yenid?n ba?lamaq ba?lamaq üçün c?hd kimi, Cale Oval Office daxil divar vasit?sil? a??r SUV pozur v? bir minigun il? son saniy?d? Walker tumurcuqlar?. Cale Sawyer cib saat? Walkers topu ?l? verdi köm?yin? rushes. Onlar olan Sawyers ya?amas? üçün vaxt gizl?tm?k üçün özü dan??maq.
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>>552178548

dont shave
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>>552153837
Smoke some weed and calm the fuck down.
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Lol her real name is Hannah
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>>552182084
then fucking quit
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>>552178108
In my opinion I would fuck the living shit out of you and make you feel so good. My fingers will make you shake. God damn you have a good body I would treat it so well.
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>>552153837

Wow didn't know cam whores have that much self image attached to them...

inb4 troll, prove you're bananafish
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>>552153837
Stop looking like the fuck product of Jeri Ellsworth & Laci Green.
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>>552183530

>her real name is Hannah
>believing her lies
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she is online
c a m 4 / humanfemale
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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ITT: mutilated american beasts bullying an uncircumcised girl
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>>552184410

But...but...but I thought you wanted the attention
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>>552184620
$$$$$$
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This thread is now about gauges, and how cool they are.
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>>552184736
No, it's about circumcision

Contrary to popular belief, uncut men last longer than circumcised ones. This is due to the pleasurable erogenous zone of the foreskin acting as ejaculatory sensor, telling a man where he is in relation to his orgasm. Due to this uncut men can remain on the razor's edge to orgasm for much longer.
Cut men ejaculate, uncut men orgasm intensely.
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NE1 WANT TO SEE MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT?
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>>552185196
I dooo
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Gauges - not just for Africans, but Africans love them too.
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>>552179759
fucking lol'd. done.
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listen hannah no one cares about how big of a whore you are on the internet, the same rules apply when it comes to timestamp and tits
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Do you like teens ? (our new forum):

http://gl.to/IdukA
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>>552185480
This is funny as hell.

Edith, you should save it.
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>>552185557
suck a dick faggot posting that stupid shit with links to files that you have to pay, fuckin faggot!
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>>552185480
Fucking saved
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>>552185557

I'm 1 what is this?
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>>552185480
that guy has no direction in life, lol
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>>552153837
Imma need a fucking link
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>>552168838
>every single person has a drug problem
not the previous poster, but wat?
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>>552185557
good morning officer
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>>552185897
jesus, I can see your foil hat from here
"good morning paranoid summerfag"
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>>552161992

>implying you wouldn't suck me off if we ever meet
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>>552185804
Well I ain't got no drugs and it is becoming to be a problem as I'm a board.
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DO I LOOK THINNER IN BLACK & WHITE?
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How old is she?
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>>552187670
15 but mentally 9
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GOLF CLAP!
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>>552187670

19
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>>552189829
You're full of shit
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SHE IS CRAZY BECAUSE SHE HAD A BRAIN TUMOR AND HAD HER HEAD IRRADIATED.
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>>552189962

She is. She's said so on multiple shows
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>>552190000
quads speak the truth
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JUST LOOK AT HER PROFILE ON CAM4
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>>552190339
Anywhere I can find all of her videos?
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MLESS YOUPORN XHAMSTER BUT SHE REGULARLY SEARCHES THOSE SITES AND HAVE THEM TAKEN DOWN

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