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Ask a guy with Multiple Personality Disorder anything.
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sup
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>>552082142
are you a brony?
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Another self-diagnosis? Faggot.
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what's your favorite colour
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>>552082142
how do we know we are getting the answer from the same person from whom we asked the question ?
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>>552082142
Tell us a story
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>>552082312
No

>>552082348
Not self-diagnosed.

>>552082359
Red
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Should I tell her?
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There's no such thing.
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Who am I speaking to?
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>>552082142
What's it like to need attention?
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Fuck you and all your personalities, asshole... assholes!
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Do the other personalities keep calling you a faggot?
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>>552082454
You really don't, but you're going to have to trust a strange man on the internet telling you that he has mental problems that he's honest.

>>552082463
>Be me
>At a party, getting drunk, having a blast
>I lay down on the couch and I think I'm going to take a nap
>Wake up the next day in my bed, unsure what happened
>I look at my notepad to see if the other guy in my head wrote anything down
>See a fucking pair of women's underwear with a friend's name on it
>Apparently, I disassociated and had drunk sex with my 7/10 friend
>Can't remember a fucking thing

>>552082476
Yes

>>552082667
Chris. You're talking to Chris
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>>552083156
Was that because you were drunk as fuck, or because of your disorder?
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>>552083312
Disorder. I talked to her and she said that I acted a bit different, but I didn't get THAT drunk. I only had 2-3 beers the whole night.

>>552082979
Actually, yes. I like guys and girls, but the other personality is only attracted to women. He calls me a faggot quite a bit.
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You don't really understand annoying until you have a voice in your head calling you a faggot any time you talk to a guy.

He was actually the main reason I broke up with my first boyfriend.
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>>552083976
fuck you faggot
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>>552084118
Cool story bro
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>>552083156

Wait how does it feel to have multiple personalities? Like do you REALLY hear voices and if so what do the sound like?
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>>552084384
faggot
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>>552083692
>he calls me a faggot quite a bit
kek
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>>552084585
Well, it's annoying and fucking terrifying.

I do hear the other guy, fuck it his name is Vincent, and he is really a douche and will always have comments on what I do or how I do it.

Then there are moments when I disassociate, and he takes over and I don't remember a thing. Sometimes it's just a few minutes and sometimes it's an entire day. I could wake up and have no fucking clue where I've been, what I've been doing or who I've been talking to.
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>>552085125
How many people are you?

Can you make yourself lose control?

Can you communicate with the people in your head?
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>>552085125
On the same note, ANOTHER STORY TIME

>Just broke up with ex
>Crazy, obsessive and hated my friends
>Break up with crazy ex, she's sad and in tears
>Feels good man
>two days later
>I start writing a paper when I get a phone call from dad to drunkenly yell at me about my mother
>Nope.jpg
>I black out
>I wake up in the bathroom somewhere. Wearing nice clothes, feel condom in pocket
>Ohgodno
>It's ex's house
>I go outside and see her there finishing something to eat and she smiles at me
>I subtly ask her what we've been doing
>OHGODNO
>Vincent got back with my ex and was planning to have sex later
>I grin and say I need to make a phone call outside
>Run a mile to get back to my dorm in the rain

>>552085708
Just me and Vincent.

I can, I guess. But I hate losing control like that.

We can communicate, but it's mostly one sided since he is conscious when I am but I'm not conscious when he is.
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>>552086143
Are there things vincent can do that you can't. I assume someone must've told you something if so
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>>552086663
Our handwriting is a bit different. And he can tie weird knots and at some point knew how to cook some stuff I didn't.
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If you were really not self diagnosed, you would know its no longer called Multiple Personality Disorder, but rather Dissociative Identity Disorder.

What medication are you on?
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>>552087040
Do sometimes know when he'll take control like feel it coming?

Have you ever been helped by vincent?

excuse me if im asking to many questions
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why havent you killed yourself yet
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>>552087040
Moar greentext!
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That afternoon I woke up with a plate of nutella crepes in my counter. It was a weird day after that.

>>552087498
I know. But I have rarely met people who actually knew what DID meant and I had to draw the connection to MPD.

I'm on ativan

>>552087625
I can kind of feel it. And sometimes people have told me that they can tell when it happens

And I have been. Any time I'm too stressed out he takes the reigns and is usually better at handling whatever stressful thing is going on. He's a more effective people person than I am. (Imagine what that does to my confidence)

And it's fine

>>552087857
I've tried. A lot. But Vincent takes over any time I try and gets rid of anything that I could use to kill myself with.
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How does school work, do you both know the same information. Like if one went through a lesson on world war one and the red baron, would the other know the information also? Difficulties in school, explain it all im curious.
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whats the longest youve gone as vincent.
longest without?
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Is red a favourite colour of every personality?
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>>552088629
If I know something, he does. But if he learns something, I don't. It's really fucking inconvenient.

>>552088118
>Be me, fapping
>Watching a 3 way with 2 guy and a girl
>Hear a voice
>"Fuck, Chris. Can you please quit it with the gay stuff?"
>Ignore him and finish
>Go to bed
>Wake up the next day with my computer on
>I go to check it
>Most of my porn has been deleted and replaced with tentacle hentai videos
>"There. I have minimized the dicks. Be grateful, faggot"

>>552089129
I've gone a few weeks without him really talking, and I've gone 3 days straight as him

>>552089217
Greens and grays.
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>>552083976
Hah
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>>552088408
If somehow you and vincent.separated into 2 people do you think you'd be friends?
I mean he keeps you from killing yourself (despite possibly only trying to save himself) and seems to help you through some problems.
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>>552089464
Meh, maybe. Honestly though he's a lot more goal oriented than I am, so we would probably only be acquaintances or casual friends.
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>>552089346
You can't have both personalities at the same time because its rare for one personality to even acknowledge that the other exists.
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>>552089346
Vincent sounds like a bro
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when do you regain control? just randomly like in the middle of something?
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>>552089346
I require more beautiful greentext
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What did vincent do during the 3 days he had control?
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woah. what if vincent made this thread. youd never know any of this happened...
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>>552089346
This isn't DID. It's possession. Sorry bruv. He is a traveler in you.
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>>552089778
It's actually interesting about that. I've talked to my therapist and we think we have a very small grasp on why this is.

I was raised with very reclusive parents who hated each other, but hated everyone else in the town more. My dad always loved to provoke me and my little brother, turn us against each other and punish us if we got angry or called him out.

So my therapist thinks my mind just sort of fractured and made Vincent as a way to deal with my dad being an alcoholic tool and me having no way to really maintain a friendship.

>>552089981
Oh holy fuck you have no idea

>>552090060
Usually when there is a lull in whatever he's doing I slip back in.

>>552090283
He skipped class on the first day (Friday), bought my groceries, watch a lot of WW2 movies and broke a shower.

>>552090475
I don't know why, but this made me laugh. Should I go get an exorcist or something?
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Do you ever remember snippets of what vincent does? Even if just a second?
I think there might be somebody in my head but I really cant be sure
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Is Vincent cool like vincent from pulp fiction?
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>>552082142
Which personality do you prefer the most? Which one do you dislike the most?
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>>552090647
But this sounds more like schizophrenia rather than DID.
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>>552090251
You're aware my entire life is the punchline of "WHAT DID THAT FUCKER DO NOW?!"

>>552090697
I think? I'm never 100% sure and with my memory problems I never quit understand if I'm actually remembering something or my mind is just making things up to cover for me.

>>552090719
No

>>552090762
I like me. But if I can be honest, despite being a tool, Vincent would probably be better at living a lot of my life better than I can.

>>552090985
I thought it was when I first started to see a psychologist, but after being referred to a psychiatrist this is the diagnosis they gave me.
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You realize you are just like everyone else, only different being you are narcissistic and stupid right?
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>>552090647
A natural response.
>2014
>thinking exorcisms work
>mfw
You'll have to figure it out. I mean, maybe. It's really dependent on the exorcist. Idk, I just know possession.
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>>552091145
Can you coax Vincent out and make him post his dick?
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>>552090647

Are there things that send to control IE:ww2 things? (it seems he likes that stuff)
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>>552091209
How do I know I'm not imaging that you exist and are posting in this thread?

Or maybe I'm Heaven and I just don't remember it?

>>552091430
I don't know. I don't even know why he decided to watch WW2 movies over any other type. But he really liked Enemy at the Gates.
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As Vincent, do you take up a different personality, with it still being you, or are you a different person?

I guess a simpler way to ask the question would be: are you like someone who is bipolar, or two separate people?
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do you ever change into vincent mode for like a minute and then switch back?

how often do you change captains is it like minute-to minute, or is it longer?
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>>552082142
How did Vincent get a name?
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>>552091752
>You're aware my entire life is the punchline of "WHAT DID THAT FUCKER DO NOW?!"
yes

Nao post moar greentext!
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>>552091375
i kek'd
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>>552090647
Is Vincent just the most bad-ass ww2 vet?
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>>552092053
Vincent prolly told him, no?
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Can you switch to Vincent on command?
Can you communicate with him by maybe leaving notes and asking him things?
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>>552092257
But where did the name come from? Why not Mutumba?
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>>552091765
An entirely different person. We have different taste in clothes, movies, music and how we approach life. Most of the time he 'acts' like me around my friends because we agreed that life gets unnecessarily complicated for both of us if he just goes off and completely does his own thing.

>>552091920
Sometimes things like that happen. But we aren't sure if I just phase out and go into some kind of neutral mode or he really does get control for like a minute.

>>552092053
He chose it. Don't know how, he just said "Call me Vincent now"

>>552092247
Doubt it. Though if what I've heard is correct I might just be possessed, so who knows.

>>552092258
I guess I can, but I REALLY hate the feeling

>>552092065
Fine, let me type something up.
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>>552091145
Disclaimer: I am straight and only attracted to females

I have a very vague memory of, one night, seeing the name Suryam or some shit on facebook or something.
Couple days pass without incident then I get a random text from a number ive never seen, asking if they could suck my dick.
Im like "what the fuck faggot" or something of that sort, to which this person responds "you were going to let me suck your dick the other night"

Once again, I'm like what the fuck I'll kill you.
So I go on facebook and search the phone number, and what comes up is some curry eating indian faggot with the name Suryam.
I look in my phone, no messages or calls from this number in the past at all.
This shit really has me mindfucked because I have no recollection of this other than a very small fraction of a second which is hazy in itself.
Really I'm disgusted with myself because of the possibility that I might have sent him a dick pic or something.
Can anybody expand on this perhaps?
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>>552091752
Buy a mosin-nagant, Vincent will instantly leave you alone after realizing you liked enemy at the gates
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>>552091765
You havent read any of the thread have you
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i feel like youre going to "wake up" some day to some completely fucked scenario, like being naked and covered in someone elses blood on the highway or some shit. "oh vincent, always up to your little antics, arent you?"
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>>552092915
Lel
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>>552082142
I want to speak to Vincent, can you put him on?
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>>552092705
Also I am bipolar and have always felt a little "crazy". Never had any reason to believe there might be another person(ality) inside my head
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>>552092601
Is it an immediate change or fo you feel yourself slip
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>>552092705
I think Vincent has assumed direct control
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>>552093209
but what if this is vincent!
Op's not gonna remember shit about this, and were going to get another thread tomorrow, this time from his other view. woah maann
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Are you Chris more often than Vincent?
Are you or is Vincent the original occupier of the body?
Did Vincent show up randomly in your life, or was he there at birth?
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>>552093480
He could also be making this whole thing up, I only have his word to go by.
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>>552093395
You dont know about ids do you
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>>552093504
Read the fucking thread, jesus christ. He answered every question you just asked.
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but what if Vincent is the original, and when OP's Chris, he's really the fake/ other personality
vincent could be the real you, and vincent keeps wondering why parts of his life just go missing.
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>>552092915
That is an active fear of mine yes, which leads into another story time

>Be me, 16, sitting awkwardly at a party one of my only friends was invited to
>He's off doing something
>I'm sitting here
>Vincent telling me to go get a drink or something, I look like a pussy
>I do the thing, and start awkwardly drinking something with tequila
>Friend comes over, two girls at his sides and both are drunk
>"Hey, Chris! Why don't you talk to Anonette here while me and Anonique go have some fun"
>Oh please no
>I am incredibly anxious, can't talk to people, and she's just lounging all over me
>I freeze
>"OH MY GOD. SHE WANTS YOUR DICK, YOU CUNT. LET ME TAKE IT"
>whatcouldgowrong?
>I feel myself slip out

>Wake up in friend's care
>Try to sit up, Oh god my head
>"Finally awake, Chirs?"
>Another friend is driving me and drunk friend home
>"What the hell happened, Anon?"
>"Well, Anonette's boyfriend wasn't too happy when you started feeling her up...and you kind of smashed his head into a table after he punched you."
>....what the fuck?
>"But that was the sweetest thing I've ever fucking seen! You are awesome!"
>My coolest moment of high school and I wasn't even there.

>>552093365
If I'm really stressed, it's sudden. But more often then not it's a little gradual and I recognize it a bit.

>>552093209
He honestly just doesn't want to talk to you guys. He thinks it was a stupid idea for me to make this, but I was bored.

>>552094210
I think I'm the main personality, but honestly I don't even know. If you think you've had existential identity issues...
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>>552094324
Tell him I think he's a huge fucking pussy, then.
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i'm gonna cap these greentext stories.
i don't care if they're fake or not, they're good.
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>>552094324
Is vincent ever friendly to you?

How often do listen to him?
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>>552093838
I will admit that I showed up late and skipped over a lot.
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>>552094324
Tell vincent I would kick his ass
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>>552094324
What does your therapist say about all this?
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I think you could have a much better relationship with Vincent and maybe even gain the ability to watch him control the body if you just allow him to take over in some social situations. He's probably just fed up with being locked out all the time.
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>>552094849
I wish I could archive this whole thread. It's amazing.
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do you know there's no such thing as multiple personality disorder and its just your way of dealing with getting molested when you were younger?
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>>552095720
Maybe if both of the personalities learned to accept each other, they could become one person.
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>>552096019
Not how it works

there's usually some trauma they have to deal with too
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>>552095964
>psycho dynamic is the only Psychological approach
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Oh, if you get in fights do you just give vincent the wheel?

If so its kinda like an assist/tag in a fighting game.
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>>552095720
Let that be a lesson then.
Never
Be
Late
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you should do an AMA on reddit
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>>552094324
Tell Vincent to 1v1 me irl because he's a fucking scrub.
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>>552096258
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>>552096164
Oh, I suppose that makes sense, the trauma being the initial cause of the split, but it is still possible for them to become one person, right?
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first version
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I hope this will end up being you
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>>552096601
That looks very difficult to achieve.
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>>552096574
Thanks anon
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>>552096873
Smack head on wall ?
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>>552082142
inb4 edward norton (andy/roy) from primal fear
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>>552095964
dammit, why am I even replying to your shit.
you're wrong, however being molested could quite possibly trigger something like this...
so basically, OP took it up the butt. he liked it, but Vincent didn't and thinks he's a faggot
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>>552094324
alright OP, how about a couple of stories to keep us entertained?
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Where the shit did OP go?
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>>552082142
What was your childhood like? Do you think something traumatic could have caused your condition?
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How did you try to kill yourself? How did vincent prevented it ?
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>>552097446
Getting bummed by vincent
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>>552097446
Maybe Vincent assumed control and fled like a pussy.
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>>552097630
That ID suits you. He answered that.
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>>552097630
scroll up scrub, we already discussed the cause
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Do you go on tumblr and complain about your head mates a lot?
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>>552096601
>posting pics from tumblr
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>>552097863
kek, I surrender, your reply is better.
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Is vincent more popular op ?
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>>552097086
Bone is pretty fucking hard. Have you ever seen someone try to stab a knife through a skull? In most places on the head, a knife will stick in but not touch the brain, including the frontal bone.
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>>552098054
Sorry
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>>552098103
Already told he is, scroll up
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how obvious is it to people you're close with when you switch
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>>552098194
Get drill or whatever and make primary hole, stick knife in whole, drive against wall ? Its probably bullshit anyway...
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Sorry. My computer froze up a bit and Vincent started fucking laughing at me.

>>552095720
>>552096019
It's a bit more complicated than that. We've kind of developed this co-dependance thing. My anxiety has mostly abated, but that only happens because he is capable of dealing with what would really fuck me up. And at the same time, he can't take over for significant amounts of time. I just have this feeling it'll take a lot more than an after school special-style hugging it out to deal with this.

>>552095964
Don't think I was molested. If so, neither of us remember. Hell, he only really became a full-fledged thing when I was 12-13 and I definitely don't remember anyone touching my dingle around then.
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plz come back OP
I miss you
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>>552098478

How did you try to kill yourself and how did vincent prevented it ?
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most trouble Vincent has gotten you into?
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>>552098478
have you had people who knew vincent was in control and stayed near you?
so you came back and at least directly knew what happened?
also, how do you maintain relationships with other people?
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>>552098478
So what are some other things that Vincent has done to fuck with you?
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>>552082142
Ey yo Chris, fellow uncommon mental disorder sufferer reporting in

Psychologichal synesthesia and ocd make for a nice combo. basically i see sounds and have to align everything to patterns that don't really exist

we should get in touch, i feel like it could be interesting
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>>552096258
Kill yourself
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>>552098478
Why don't you let Vincent do some of the talking?
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>>552095109
>>552096213

This op
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>>552099320
Because Vincent is a faggot and doesn't want to talk according to OP.
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Another story time for you guys for waiting on me. this is one of the very few times where I've ever been co-concious with Vincent

>Be at home over Christmas
>Trying to get my mother to sign my paperwork so that I can continue to go to school. My little brother is doing homework
>Dad comes in
>Asks me why I insist on going to bitchy liberal college
>I ignore him, tell my mom where to sign and get together the papers when it's all done
>"Chris, you fucking listen to your father!"
>Grabs my shirt and pushes me at wall
>I feel Vincent slip in, but I don't quite slip out
>He picks up a letter opener and holds it at my father
>Looks him dead in the eye
>"Listen, dick nozzle. Touch me again, and I'll castrate you and shove your balls down your throat"
>Dead silence as I am still holding the letter opener but I'm fully me again
>My dad just walks away
>My mother looks at me
>"You'll need a better knife for that"

>>552099319
Never met a guy with synesthesia.

>>552099337
He's a prick and would honestly just delete the thread.
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>>552099319
You poor bastard
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>>552099808
Pls tell Vincent to fite me pussy
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>>552099890
I manage. three suicide attempts and what seems like 2000000 kg of antidepressants later i'm still goin' at it

>>552099808
do you have kik? skype? US cell phone? maybe we could learn from each other idk

there's a lot to say about synesthesia
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>>552099999
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>>552100224

You can SEE sounds? Please elaborate on this dude
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>>552096213
He's more into the mentality of 'fighting' and I just want to run/talk it out.

>>552098979
My current girlfriend and one friend I sometimes hook up with know (semi-open relationship) but mostly Vincent stays away from my friends. I'm friends with a lot of kind of nerdy people and he just doesn't enjoy their company most of the time. Well, expect the one time he got several people to sleep with him at once. But unless he's drinking with/trying to sleep with the more attractive friends I have he's not interested.

>>552098937
Again, explaining to my current girlfriend why I had just slept with 4 people and how it honestly wasn't my fault. That was also the night I told her about my DID.
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>>552100224
WHAT DOES THE WORD NIGGER SMELL LIKE
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>>552100712

How did you try to kill yourself and how did vincent respond ?
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Hey OP.

OCD here.

I'm 13, saw a men's underwear commercial, got aroused an my mind shattered. Couldn't close a door or turn lights off without switching it 16 times for 5 years.

Came out and it died down.

Good luck.
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Depending on how you look at it, the person in my head has slept with more people than I have.
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>>552100692
His auditory perception is tied directly to visual. So sounds actually form. I can sometimes hear color. It's fucking weird. I have only had it happen a few times so mine isn't an actual condition.
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>>552100804
corn flakes
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>>552100943
One time I tried hanging myself, but he took the rope and anything else and locked it all in the garage. I didn't find the stuff for a few days.

Another time I tried to OD on sleeping pills but he took over and made me throw them up.

>>552101025
Thanks man
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Has Vincent ever fucked your girlfriend?
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>>552100692
yall playing a game of league of faggots
be back soon
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>>552082142
To whom am I speaking to?
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>>552101434
I don't think so, thank god. She's away right now in South America right now but coming back at the end of the month.

>>552101591
It's Chris
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.
.
OR IS IT?
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>>552101473

Sounds like an awesome visual experience. Lurking for details

>>552101050

I get the visual/auditory part, I'm just wondering what it actually looks like. I've tripped psychedelics a bunch of times, curious to know if it's any similar
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>>552101686
Must have moar greentext OP!
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version 2

>>552101686
how bout another story?
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>>552095109
I listen to him when it comes to professional things and how to do serious things. He has his head on a bit straighter than mine under pressure.

>>552101950
Let me go take a leak and I'll type up another story
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>>552101686
Has she ever brought it up with you? Like had she ever wanted to fuck him?
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Is he ever nice to you?
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>>552102114
Laff you opie
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>>552102114
Does Vincent help during things like exams?
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>>552101686
>>552102114

Really intriguing stories OP. Lurking for more
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>>552102186
No. I can honestly say that we have never talked about her having sex with my mental disorder.

>>552102202
Sometimes. He's just kind of a bad person, but a decent enough friend.

>>552102327
Once he did. He knew the answer to a question on a language test I didn't and actually helped me get a passing grade.

>>552101950
Do you want a nice story, or more examples of him being a dick?
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>>552102868
surprise me
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>>552102868
post ALL THE STORIES
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>>552102868
Dick story.
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How are you?
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Have you tried fapping to Vincent just to annoy him?
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this is one of the few threads in /b/ right now that is interesting and has meaningful posts. thanks Chris.
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>>552103335
So... Fap to a picture of himself? What's he gonna do to differentiate between himself and Vincent? Write his name on it?
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based OP I am going to bed

thanks for the session

make more threads
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>>552103046
Dick stories are funnier in retrospect

>Me and him arguing over our room
>"Come on Chris, it's like a morgue. Can we get a poster or a plant or something?"
>"No, Vincent. I can't have posters and we'd probably just kill the plant."
>"Please?"
>"No."
>Later, scrolling through Facebook, see that the local greenhouse is having a sale
>"See? We can get one really cheap? Come on!"
>"NO!"
>later, having an episode caused by work stress
>I come to, laying on my couch.I sit up.
>A fucking potted succulent plant is sitting on my windowsill.
>"The gardener told me her name is Carla. We're calling her Carla."

>>552103335
wat?
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>>552103335
I'm not sure what to call that.
that's like some gay narcissistic fapping right there. Im beginning to amass quite thebpeculiat boner at this time...
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>>552103975
>we're calling her Carla
God dammit Vincent
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>>552103975
Top story
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>>552103975
this is just a few laugh tracks short of the plot to a shitty sitcom. I'd watch it.
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>>552103975
Do you know what Vincent looks like? like internally?
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>>552104394
Also my name is Vincent
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>>552104486
I imagine he'd be red, and kind of lumpy and wet.
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>>552103975
>"The gardener told me her name is Carla. We're calling her Carla."
fucking 10/10
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>>552104454
Brilliant
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>>552100712
so what was that conversation with uliekit girlfriend like?
was she sceptical? that seems like a hard thing to be OK with.
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>>552103975
>we're calling her carla.
this thread just keeps getting better

now how about you write down another story so we can balance version 3 out?
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Say hi to Carla everyone. We didn't end up killing the thing.

>>552104454
Seriously. I can't believe the shit that goes on in my life.

>>552104486
If you mean what I'd imagine him as if he were a real person, I think he'd be taller than me and probably look kind of like one of those people you see at the gym and beach all the time.

>>552104973
It was....interesting. But my therapist could corroborate and she said it actually explained some things.
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synesfagsia reporting

making a new thread when this game finishes

chris kik me yeoldeyoungster if interesting idk
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>>552105385

>Carla

Shit OP this is cash.

Moar greentext.

Also, have you seen United States of Tara? Does the show do justice to DID?
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>>552105385

Please tell me how you tried to kill yourself and how it was prevented
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multiple personality disorder doesn't exist you fucking retard.
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>>552105659
Read the thread dipshit. He answered that shit.
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>>552105659
>>552105831
We've been over both of these dipshits.
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>>552105659
already discussed, scroll up
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>>552105659
see
>>552101358


>>552105831
It's debated over what EXACTLY it is, but it exists in some sense.
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>>552105118
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>>552106007
fuck you if you think i'm gonna read this entire thread some candy ass made up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder#Controversy

fucking retards probably aren't old enough to take a psych class
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>>552106330
Then go fuck yourself heaven.
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>>552106330

>wikipedia

Ok.
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>>552106026

Thanks don't know how i missed that.

Did vincent ever talked to you while having sex, not fapping
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>>552106498
>still so young that he listens to his teachers tell him that he can't cite wikipedia even though the resources are cited at the bottom

Ok.
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>Living in my current room with two other people
>My room is connected to the other bedrooms with a large common room
>Fridge is mine, mostly my stuff in there
>Feeling bad, just got into a fight with a classmate and I felt like a dick for telling them off over some dumb thing
>Vincent being mostly quiet, though occasionally telling me to do things.
>Mostly on auto-pilot. Semi-disassociated.
>Feel thirsty, start to go get a drink from my fridge
>"Chris, stop."
>"Shut up"
>"Seriously. Stop,"
>Ignore him, go get a drink. My friends are sitting around.
>They stare at me
>"You....you fucking idiot" Vincent says
>"Chris" friend says "Why aren't you wearing clothes..."
>Fucking hell.
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>>552082142
Have you ever licked the penis of a male donkey whilst fantasising about Mr Patel from Newkey ?
WELL I HAVE YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>552106737
Once. It was horrifying.

>>552107071
Oh god. Fuck. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
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>>552106330
more people know what he's talking about when he describes it as MPD, so thats what he originally called it on the title. .how about you take your head out of your ass and use your eyes before you start spewing ignorant shit.
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>>552107185
I'm Mr Patel from Newkey. And I want my keys back.
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>>552107185
so where do you live, actually?
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>>552106975
you mean 3 other people?
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>>552082465

What about now?
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>>552107185
What is your and/or Vincent's favorite food?
Any other stories with Carla?
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>>552107486
Hehehe good one
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I just realized that OP will never be truly alone as long as Vincent is with him.
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>>552107881

There's a strange beauty in that
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>>552107452
I'm going to school in New York. I'm originally from Buttfuck, Nowhere (a.k.a. rural midwest. It's all the same)

>>552107486
I'll admit, that took me a moment.

>>552107676
Nope. But Vincent really likes Carla. I think he wants to get more plants soon-ish.

As far as food goes, I like anything spicy (especially Indian food), while he really loves appetizers like fried fish and wings.
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is this thread making Vincent peek his head out at all?
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>>552107881

Too bad multiple personality disorder has been stricken from the pages of legitimate psychology, and OP has been trolling this whole page. Oddly enough, I find more beauty in that.
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>>552107954
how about this >>552106737 as a story?
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>>552108065
There was a point where OP's computer crashed and Vincent was laughing his ass off because he thinks this thread was a stupid idea.

OP I'm going to archive my photobucket finds for you as a thank you for this amazing thread.
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>>552108065
He's making a lot of snide comments to most of the things I type/read.
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>>552108154
fine, there is a different name for it now. still doesn't make OP any less legitimate.
plz don't be a god tier troll, OP
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>>552108293
fuck yes
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>>552108301

You should include some of his comments in your posts.
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>>552107954
Do you ever give any thought to the fact that from a physical perspective, you two are technically one person? Like, how you still only have one body and one brain? What do you think caused your disorder? Also, can you type some of the things he's saying?
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>>552107954
What's the best thing Vincent has ever done for you?
Why don't you guy's plant a garden?
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>>552108463
also this seems like a good idea
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>>552108465
this seems like a brilliant idea, go for it OP
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DID is caused by traumatic shit happening to you as a child. It happens cause you can't handle all the shit on your own so you create an alter-ego that takes it for you. I think it went something like that
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>>552108504
i think vincent just wanted some decorative shit in OP's room, if op planted a garde, vincent would probably call him a HUGE fag
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>>552108154
Like I said, DID is just what I was diagnosed with and is now what most people mean when they talk about MPD. I know SOMETHING is happening to me. But fuck if I know what.

>>552108412
I'm letting you know now, if that happens. Then very realistically I just had a slip and Vincent is being an ass.

>>552108504
Well, I'm not dead. And that is mostly his doing. Good Guy Vincent won't let Chris kill himself.

Vincent. - 'Yeah. Like I'd actually let you kill us.'
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>>552107452
you're a good man for preserving this thread.
*tips fed-izza*
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A plant caring womanizing jock chef.
Id watch the shit out of that sitcom
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>>552108889
Vincent - "I like plants, ok? Seriously, this guy never leaves his damn room and it's boring."

>>552108925

Vincent - "Fuck, I sound like a bitch."
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>>552108463
please, this
captcha: dewyitt
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>>552108412
Please don't be a legitimate retard. OP is more interesting in this case. There is no multiple personality disorder, yet some anon creates a thread as such, invents a backstory to substantiate claims. Which is more interesting, someone who may have this disproven disease or someone who is so desperate for attention that this thread is created?

I hope you realize that the OP is some fucktarded basement dweller spinning a fantasy ( a fantasy which includes deluding people on an anon forum as to some story he created in between telling his mom he'd do his laundry sometime and neglecting showeres for three weeks) that is so interesting you posted.

OP is God, Op is life. At least concerning this image board, he is.
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>>552108301
I think you genuinely need to accept vincent could make you a more whole person, he actually sounds like a pretty cool rebellious guy. Talk to him and let him pilot more, You and your tyler durden type shit OP I'm loving this thread.

Have an OC wallpaper for being entertaining Chris N Vince

These 2 need to make a fucking TV show.
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>>552108438
I just found one full of chicks from Queensland and Brisbane (supposedly) one sec. Gotta save the good ones.
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>>552108889
you should do some psychadelics and try to connect with your inner Vincent
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>>552109538

That's probably the worst idea for someone with mental issues haha
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>>552108894

You found a story that is appealing to you, and posted as such. I'm not blasting you, man. I could give two fucks less how you act on this board. But really? MPD? No, c'mon, that doesn't even exist. You tried, fooled some people, but in the end you have your lies and maybe that holds some kind of satisfaction for you. Who am I to judge?
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hey it's synesthesiafag
answering questionsjavascript:quote('552108786');

chris do you and vince like different foods and stuff? do you have different favorite drinks?
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>>552107954
Where in NY? I'm in the city, and I feel like it'd be pretty awesome to hang with you sometime.
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>>552108925

You aren't a bitch vincent. Keep yourself and chris safe.
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>>552109813
son of a fuck >>552108786
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does Vincent has his own birthday?
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>>552082142

you're a fake, there are no such thing.

go back to watching nigger-tier 90s thrillers
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>>552110050
read the stories, you nigger
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>>552109670
your probably right, but hey, it would make a good story for us.
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>>552109951

REMAKE

I will be in there stat
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>>552109538
Vincent is the one reason why I've avoided that. I don't feel like taking the gamble as to what the fuck would happen.

>>552109348
>>552109726
Eh. Believe what you want. After everything's said and done this thread will be deleted for one reason or another and I'll go back to being a mostly-faceless anon.

>>552109813
I answered the thing about food. As for drinks, I like milk and he likes soda (which I hate) and I like vodka whereas he enjoys gin or whiskey.

>>552109929
Vincent - "I'm just keeping him from jumping off a building or ruining our life"
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>>552110258

A whiskey man! I'd get along with vincent. What's his favorite brand, or do you know
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>>552110192
Seconded
Was about to post then it got deleted
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>>552110258

Exactly, this story will be said and done. Anyone who has tried starting a thread here will understand it is not easy. Reaches page 15, now 10, in under 5 minutes. You suceeded. Don't take that away from yourself, but don't act like it's the truth. Who are you deluding, the masses of 4chan or yourself?
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>>552110258
HEY VINCENT

CAN YOU STAND ON CHRIS'S HANDS
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>>552082142
What do you fap to?
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my childhood friend i met at the age of 6 was diagnosed with DID. for some reason when we were around 16 (around the time of her diagnosis and when she would black out more. also when i was reading more about psychology and knew something was up before her parents did) one of her alter egos started to dislike me. at age 19 while we were attending college together she slept with my father, and that was that.
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FUCK! This sounded familiar and now I know why.
This is like a reverse krieg from borderlands!
>op voice of reason and body
>vincent does what he wants but voice of reason (op holds him back
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>>552082142
Its cool?
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>>552110513
ayyupppp
>>552110796
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>>552110258
you will not be forgotten, OP.
now, more greentext.

and vincent, if you can, get your hands on lagavulin, 16 years old. shit is cash
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>>552110258
Do you visit any other boards?
And seriously, why don't you have a garden? It's planting season, and it's generally free fresh food.
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I'm jealous, Vincent is like a super power.
someone could make movie about you OP
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>>552110993
Bist du grad im deutschthread?
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>>552110480
I don't know, but Vincent says he really liked some kind of honey whiskey he had at a party. Bushmills he thinks.

>>552110705
I like guy-heavy group things, Vincent likes BDSM things with just women.

>>552111159
I visit /tg/, I don't know where Vincent goes if he goes anywhere.
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>>552111489
zufällig nicht, wieso? hat jemand von lagavulin gesprochen?
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>>552111742
Jo. 16 Jahre altem Lagavulin
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>>552110258
if you had a sitter you wouldn't be in any physical danger. I get your reasoning, but I feel as if it would be very interesting for you. and hell, you might even gain some insight into your condition. not trying to get all hippie-druggie on you, but you should do it. worst case scenario, you have a bad trip for a few hours
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>>552111909
nice... hau mal den link raus, bin hier am archivieren

>>552111554
OP, come on. one more greentext so i can get the picture even?
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Good Guy Vincent

>Be me
>Talking to some people at a hangout
>Light drinking, mostly just chill
>Sweet girl sitting next to me, but I can't look at her without getting nervous
>Vincent again mostly quiet
>But I still nope the fuck out and just disassociate because people are trying to talk to me and I'm feeling awful.
>When I come to, I'm sitting in a room I don't recognize
>The same girl comes in, and hands me some water
>"Are you feeling better Chris? I have some Alka-Seltzer if you need it"
>"N-no. I'm fine"
>I take a deep breath, cursing Vincent and try to talk
>It gets a bit easier
>Hours pass until I have to live

Two weeks later, I started dating her and I still am. Vincent got me my current and longest relationship
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>>552111554
Alright OP. I'm gonna start the upload to Mega. If anyone else wants shit I've found over the past few months on PB, feel free to have at it when I get there.
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>>552110258
And in the game the voice of reason got the rebel to listen to him with threats of killing him self
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>>552112178
Awesome!

More greens please!
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>>552112178
Would you be made if vincent fucked your bitch?
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>>552112501
mad*
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>>552112167
404'd
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>>552112501
Yes. Might actually have ended up like this
>>552096601
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so is Vincent Ok with not being like the dominate personality?
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>>552112178
maybe another story like the one with carla?
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>>552112750
This let's get some good funny stories going.
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>>552112750
forgot the picture

>>552112687
himmel. naja, vllt nächstes mal
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>>552112687

Do you think your girlfriend would notice if Vincent tried to do her?
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>>552112957
War auch nicht viel. Nur einer meinte er trinkt den grad oder hat den jemandemm empfohlen. Aber ähnlich wie du halt
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>>552096601
that knife's made of compressed nerve gas yo
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>>552112750

Actually, Carla has been used as a sort of blackmail for us.

>I just got a paycheck so I decided I needed to go clothes shopping
>Just getting a bunch of cheap t-shirts, nothing major
>"Try to get something nicer than a graphic Tee, man."
>"Why on earth would I need that? I just need shirts."
>"Just get one button up shirt, ok? You get to buy all the shit."
>"No. Ok? I make the money, I get to buy the stuff."
>"...remember Carla."
>And I ended up buying the god damn fucking shirt.
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>>552113348
does any one understand this guy
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>>552113691
lurk more rekt threads, then you will understand

>>552113523
eheheh. fits perfectly
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>>552113523
getting Blackmailed by yourself. damn that's funny a hell... but also quite scary...
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>>552113523

He's blackmailing you to take over?
Have you ever successfully stopped him from taking over?
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>>552109152
man vincent sounds like a bro
a dick
but a bro none the less
why cant i have a vincent
i just have to stick with my psuedo-bipolar tendecies, maddening ADHD(which no one really even recognizes anymore because its soo over diagnosed), and OCD.
Like im already fucked in the head, why cant i be an enjoyable fucked in the head.

Its fucking horrible really.
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>>552113985
/b/ hasn't fucked me up that much... yet. I fear that one day I'll get that reference though
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>>552113691
lurk more REKT threds nig
Solider shoots nerve gas rounds.
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>Talking to a guy, wanting the D
>"Faggot"
>trying to fap to gay/bi porn
>"Faggot"
>Thinking that the one guy I saw walking down the street kind of nice
>"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaggot"

My daily life
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>>552114243
I've dealt with it, but it's honestly terrifying a lot of the time. And there is always the worry that I'll be Vincent and one day just...not wake back up.

Plus the daily worry about memories.
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>>552114243
I know right? OP probably thinks we are foolishly naive, but I want a Vincent! you could have conversations with yourself.
he would be the only other person who knows EXACTLY what youre going through, so he could be a nice counselor
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>>552114954

Or just keeps telling you that your a faggot

>>552114862
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>>552114954
>could be a nice counselor
>could be
>could
i think there is the problem
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Any stories about you and Vincent as kids? Or pre teens.
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>>552114954
But imagine that. You NEVER get to be alone. Ever. Even when you want to be or even need to be, he'll be there.
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>>552114862
What does it feel like to blink out to him?
You say disassociate, do you mean that in the sense that you go all Out of Body experience or is it just a blink and wake up kinda thing.

Im in the beginning stages of what I think is gonna end up to be some form of schizo or other psychosis and have been really interested in mental disorders because of this constant worry that im going to break and I dont know when and I need to know how to deal with it.
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>>552115179
Would you describe the balance of control as mostly unchanging or dynamic? Also, do you think there is a realistic chance of him taking over?
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>>552114560
Do you think he could take over to stop you from sexing it up with a guy?
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could be the work of wizards. sometimes powerful wizards can not only mind link with dragons, but can break into the mind of another man.
you just have to find the wizard.
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>>552115179
requesting the story from when he was you for 3 days. what did he do? how did you react? how did it start?
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>>552115170
Huh. Kiddie stories.

>Be 13 year old me
>Vincent just kind of a thing, just a voice in my head
>I work in the libraries because fuck people my age
>Me being 3edgy5u kid
>3 fuckers walk in and start messing with the books I just shelved
>"Hey, can you please stop?" I say
>They laugh and push me down
>"They shouldn't do that" I hear the voice in my head say.
>Can't do anything

>That night, the voice comes back
>"You could stop them" I notice the carving knife I have, "Just, threaten them"
>I decide to keep it with me
>The three douche-keteers come back
>Imready
>I pull the knife on them in the middle of the library
>Sight goes all wonky and I can't focus
>Hear myself talking
>"I will fucking cut you open if you come back in here and fuck with my books."
>What the fuck am I saying?
>They look weirded out and leave, never saying anything
>Decided later the voice can be called Vincent
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>>552116223
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>>552115590
Sometimes it's partial and I just feel kind of left of myself, but still aware. Other times I just black out.

>>552115643
It's mostly me in charge with him as a backseat driver that occasionally takes the wheel. But I don't know what it could be. I imagine if something really bad happens then I might just vanish for a while.

>>552115908
Ghosts AND wizards?! What the fuck!
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>>552116223
Damn.
Any others? Like when did you tell your parents and what did that think?
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>>552116070
Ok. That is a long-ass story, so stay with me if you want to hear it.

>>552116665
I didn't go to a therapist until I was in college and a thousand or so miles away from them. And I really don't want to tell them because I just want nothing to do with them anymore.
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In case 404

http://4archive.org/b/thread/552082142

Your welcome /b/ros
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>>552115764
or take over in the middle...
"ohh yeah that's goo- Welp, I'm out. bye faggot"
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>>552116624
The most important question: If you had an opportunity to, let's say, press a button and make Vincent disappear for the rest of your life, would you take it?
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>>552116795
>so stay with me if you want to hear it.

go for it.
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>>552116795
Start another thread if this one fills. Also, would mind letting Vincent take control and talk to us?
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>>552116223
>decided the voice can be called vincent
>>552092601
>he just said "Call me Vincent now"

>>552116918
well thank you, i guess i won't need to cap it then
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