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Because other thread was shit and nobody was DM. Need 4-6 characters and at max 2 villains.

>Name
>Race
>3 Abilities
>Inventory(Max 9 slots)

Rolls ending in
>0 - Everything you do fails horribly
>1-9 - Slight chance of good outcome
>10-15 - Good chance of great outcome
>16-22 - Best chance of outcome
>Doubles - Everything you do turns out great or >You are awarded an extra ability.
>Anything higher re-roll.

And fuck being serious, the hells wrong with you?
>>
>Sylivus redpine
>elf
>good vision, sneak, backstab >black longbow handed down through my elven bloodline, dagger, black leather armor
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wooo fuck that other thread

Xel
unknown
invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, secret
inventory; all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op
ME AND WARMOUTH GOT THIS
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>>551991038

>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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War-mouth the battle fish

Skills: air breathing , lucha libre wrestling skills,

After winning the undersea heavy weight championship tournament against the seas most mighty warriors by utilizing his patented finisher move the turbo shark pulverizer 6000 and being crowned king of fish, war-mouth the battle fish came to the land searching for a challenger worthy to be called his rival and to make a new name for himself in the strange place that is dry land.

Equipment: fin wraps , luchadores mask
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>>551991248
dont let this dumb bitch play, let war mouth and the cool people play. old op, you can sit and watch and think about how shitty your thread was and how much of a faggot you and your sylivus redpine are
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>>551991484
Everything this guy just said. Fuck you previous OP.
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hurry up I have trees to rape
>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551991038
>Todu
>Human
>Sword combat, Throw spear, incredible mindset for combat (spartan like mental fortitude, never give up, never surrender, no opponent is unbeatable)
>Full light armor regelia, Shortsword, Large round buckler, Throwing spears, small pouch for items, enough food in pouch for 1 day
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>>551991612
yup, my character killed him and raped his entire family, and now i use their ancient family bow to floss my ass.
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>>551991038
>Fairyfuck von Tiddledee
>half orc, half gnome
>dick strangle, flaming cumshot, eye lasers
>dildo, 3 weeks rations, porn magazine, pocket loli, flaming sword, OP.
chaotic evil
will be a villain if needed.
>>
>>551991350

>>551991403
That is a fantastic name

>>551991425

Still need a couple people.
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>>551991425
hail war mouth, you got a pretty mouth
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>>551991846
Give me a tree and I give you my seed


>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
>>
Okay I'm game.
>Lance
>Half-Elf
>Illusion Magic, Virgin Superpowers, Lockpicking
>lockpicks, spell tome, giant black dildo, fake gold blingy necklace, 5 slots free
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>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations

Will be villain if need be
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>>551991350
>>551991403
>>551991425
>>551991782
>>551991804
Characters full

>>551992047
>>551992027
Both you guys good for being villians?
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>>551991038
dis gonna /b/ gud

>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551992243

Oh this will be dandy. ;)
Prepare your anuses.
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>>551991961
Bow down to the lucha master that is Warmouth the battle fish .
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>>551992375
my anus is ready

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551992243
This is going to be good
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You find yourselves on in the heart of New York, You just got off the subway and are trying to get to the airport.

You have no transportation and are on a busy street, a pack of wild niggers bump into your group and begin to spout incoherent gibberish about Obama being the best president to ever run the country before pulling out their dicks and using them as swords like spaceballs.

How do you proceed?
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>>551992775
>Todu
>Human
>Sword combat, Throw spear, incredible mindset for combat (spartan like mental fortitude, never give up, never surrender, no opponent is unbeatable)
>Full light armor regelia, Shortsword, Large round buckler, Throwing spears, small pouch for items, enough food in pouch for 1 day

Action, take a defensive stance, start analyzing opponents
>>
Tyrone porch monkey
drow (black elf)
skill focus (slight of hand), +3 child support evasion, profession....(none)
equipment: bag of skittles, glock, dildo on a stick.
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>>551992775
Do you give the villains an entrance or can we just do our thing at any time? Is there a general plan for this, DM?
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>>551992775
PULL OUT MY WARHAMMER AND BEGIN TO HAMMER THEIR DICKS DOWN

>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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cut their dicks off and put 6 black dicks into my inventory

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551992775
So are the villains there too?
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>>551993021
You pop in when you want to sir. Depending on the roll you may or may not have a comedic outcome.
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>>551992775
I Pile drive the lead nignog in to the pavement

"Foolish human do you not know who you are jabbering at!?"
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>>551993026

>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551993140
>warmouth
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>>551993050
You roll a 0 and instead put 6 black foreskins in
your inventory
>>551993026
>>551992904
Both effective you defeat 3 niggers and 3 remain
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>>551993140
warmouth copy paste a green text with your shit so we know you arent a random roller

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551993140

You roll a 0 and the 'lead nignog' starts smashing you in the ground by your left leg, You gain status ailment "Nig-virus" and lose 4% health.
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>>551993279
I go invisible and enter a realm in which only the invisible, and the nigger and night time, can enter. Since it is day time they have no powers here and I kill all three with a single blow from my cock.

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551993050
tyrones dick remains in place, pulls out flaming scimitar, looks for shit to steal
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>>551993671
i fuckin lost it lol. are u a villain or just a local nigger
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>>551993279
I pull out my little sap covered softy
and while they're laughing it it I nock 3 arrows and attempt to murder all 3


>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551993641
nigger at* night time
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>>551993279
Lance, from an alley shadow, throws his fake gold blingy necklace to what looks to be the most imposing of the 3 remaining niggers.

>Lance
>Half-Elf
>Illusion Magic, Virgin Superpowers, Lockpicking
>lockpicks, spell tome, giant black dildo, -fake gold blingy necklace, 5 slots free
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>>551993516
>flop at the lead nignong with all the force my fish body can muster and do a flying suplex hurtleing us both at the ground at top speed

>Warmouth the battle fish
(Nig-virus)
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>>551993881
>sap covered softy
>my fucking sides

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551993795
tryone decides to travel with these honkeys and fight evil provided they dont make him work to hard
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Name: Tom
Race: Caucasian
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>>551993641
You roll a 1, You are just invisible enough that the niggers with their glaucoma cannot see you and your attacks do 50% damage.

>>551993929
You roll a 9 and twack the remaining 3 niggers run after the fake 'bling'.
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>>551994068

>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551994073
>>551991038
fuckin 10/10 so far op idk why but im crackin up at this thread. must be the weed
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>>551994016
I dont get this, do we have 2 actions per turn, or is it turn 2 already?
>Todu
>Human
>Sword combat, Throw spear, incredible mindset for combat (spartan like mental fortitude, never give up, never surrender, no opponent is unbeatable)
>Full light armor regelia, Shortsword, Large round buckler, Throwing spears, small pouch for items, enough food in pouch for 1 day
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>>551993929

He curses these fucking niggers! Don't they know the bling is the key?!

You just can't recruit good henchmen these days.

>Lance
>lockpicks, spell tome, giant black dildo, 6 slots free
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>>551994280
see
>>551993279
3 niggers remained after turn 1

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551993881
ya missed muh post dm
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>>551994073
You roll a 3 but the DM allows it.

>>551993881
You roll a 1, null as the nignogs ran after bling.

>>551994016
You roll a 16 and kill 3 remaining nignogs in a single blow.

>>551994280
2 actions per turn.
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>>551994590
ok nvm
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>>551994272
tryone does not go after bling, that shits not even gucci. also tryrone uses crack, it gives +4 str +4 dex +8 con, -8 int and wis
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>>551994590
Use an incantation on the niggers to transform them into super giga niggas

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>551994590

...All dead. He eyes the bling but tries his best to stay out of sight.

>Lance
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>>551994590
"What the hell will this nig-virus do? Is it like finrot? Because that shit sucks and I'm going to need some tea tree oil extract to heal this"

>Warmouth the battlefish
(Nig-vrius)
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>>551994792
You roll a 2 but revive 6 dead niggers and turn them into 'Super giga niggas' shrinking them and adding them to your inventory.

Because why the fuck not.
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>>551994932
If me find right herbs I can get rid of your niggavitus my friend
>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551995014
what now
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>>551994837
''It is okay Lance, they will soon know our fury''

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>551994590
so tyrone.. is dead?
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>>551995116


You proceed with newly added party member 'Tyrone' towards the airport, You all try to cross the street but there are too many taxi's filled with sand niggers and degos arguing from car to car.

How do you proceed?
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>>551995201
No fuck that you're too funny to die. You were added to the hero-party.
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>>551995201
good cuz his half brother has come to avenge his death.
harold the soul reaper
ginger
abilities: none
dagger of soul stealing, sunblock
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>>551995304
I start sniping the Dune-coons with my bow


>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551995102
"You're not going to rape them are you? Because I don't want you rubbing your raped leaves all over my scales when we can stop at a store somewhere and pick some up"

>Warmouth the battle fish
(Nig-virus)
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>>551995516
You roll a 16 and clear a path large enough for only you to cross the street.
You gain status effect "Big Dick G"
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>>551995489
disregard harold, he was just passing thrue if tyrone still kickin it with his new found homies
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>>551995549
My man juice helps the leaves stick my friend


>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
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>>551995304
Tark and I go to a nearby park with the intention of raping some trees until a suitable amount of lumber is obtained to build a bridge over the Ethnic Sea.

>>551995489
> mfw

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551995304

Lance attempts to cast an illusion upon one of the cabs filled with sand niggers, potentially terrorists, who knows, into a cab filled with 10/10 horny teen bitches who wants hero cock.

>Lance
>Half-Elf
>Illusion Magic, Virgin Superpowers, Lockpicking
>+spell tome
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>>551995468
tryone proceeds to go into stealth and steal someones bike
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>>551995304
Charge up to great speeds and attempt to slide on my buckler across the street
>Todu
>Human
>Sword combat, Throw spear, incredible mindset for combat (spartan like mental fortitude, never give up, never surrender, no opponent is unbeatable)
>Full light armor regelia, Shortsword, Large round buckler, Throwing spears, small pouch for items, enough food in pouch for 1 day
>>
>>551995678
Glad to see you made it friend. I offer you 3 of my 6 foreskins.

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>551995776
>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge
>>
>>551995654
Look down on the heroes from a building above and say ''Foolish heroes, they will all suffer by my hand!'' Then use an incantation on Todu to transform him into a magical girl, have him wearing a big poofy dress and complete with a magical girl staff

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>551995304
>I make my way through traffic by punching all of the cars in the engine block causing them to explode killing everyone inside.

>Warmouth the battle fish
(Nig-virus)
>>
>>551995902
ahh i appreciate thy offer but tyrone has enough of his own forskin to go around for all these bitches
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>>551995835
You roll a 5 but fuck that you're Tyrone you steal a motha-fucka's bike.

>>551995902
my fucking sides

>>551995798
You roll an 8 and it works extreamley well.

>>551995870

You roll a 0 and get hit by a car filled with 'horny teen bitches that want hero cock'

>>551995978
You roll an 8 and it is successful

>>551996118
You roll an 18 and proceed to be a badass

Sorry that was slow I was laughing too hard.
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>>551995978
>>551995870

>everyone laughs at how gay Todu looks now
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>>551995776

i gotsta Go peeps peace


>Tark the tree raper
>Barbarian

> Chest fur,leather loin cloth,wooden helm ,Iron warhammer,wooden shortbow,and 30 arrows
>Can boost allies attack,hunting,herb knowledge

¥Big Dick G¥
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>>551996737
no way!!!! damn dude
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>>551996737
You roll a 7 and will go down in history as the greatest tree raping barbarian there ever was.

I salute you.
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>>551996397
tyrone feels accomplished from stealing said bike, but feels sad because his father walked out on him and never thought him how to ride one, then tyrone starts to get angry but remembers he did the same shit to his kids #hero life
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>>551996397
Look at the horrific expressions of the cock hungry teen bitches. Todu ponders why he feels seemingly unharmed after getting hit by a car. He sees his reflection in the cracked window of the car and to his horror realises that all that made him Spartan is gone. Todu in sheer panic runs off the road, completely disregarding the traffic wanting to hide and not be seen
>Todu
>Human
>Sword combat, Throw spear, incredible mindset for combat (spartan like mental fortitude, never give up, never surrender, no opponent is unbeatable)
>Full light armor regelia, Shortsword, Large round buckler, Throwing spears, small pouch for items, enough food in pouch for 1 day
>>
>>551996951
Who will cure me now!?!
>Warmouth the battle fish
(Nig-virus)
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>>551997180
i will my fishy friend because the nig virus can only be cured by someone with a heart full of niggertry and that sir.... is tyrone porch monkey
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>>551997067
You roll a 7 and run across the street to hide in an ally.

>>551997013
You roll a 13 and gain status effect
'Feels bad man'

Upon venturing across the street you find a pawn shop this is where you will be able to buy items and sell things you do not want.

If you do not wish to buy something or sell something we shall simply move on.
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>>551997067
(forgot to update info)

>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him
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>>551997480
"Please don't rob me!"
>Warmouth the battle fish
(Nig-virus)
>>
>>551997723
NIGGA WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT BUY IM STEALING SHIT, AND AINT NO GOD DAMN HONKEY GONNA TELL ME NO UNLESS HE WANTS A CAP IN HIS ASS
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>>551997723

Lance wants to buy an eldritch spellbook for powerful illusions.
Also voreaphilia doujin.
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>>551997013
lol do you play LoL or anything? youre crackin me up and i want to be friends with the porch monkey clan

>>551997723
I notice the fat jewish vendor has a key to "Agatha's Apothecary basement" in his inventory. I offer to trade in the hopes of finding some herbs there to cure our fishy wrestler of his nigerdom

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
>>
>>551997723
"Hello sir it is I Warmouth the battle fish what do you have for sale in the shop "

>Warmouth the battlefish
(Nig-virus)
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>>551997723
Walk into the store and buy a katana enchanted with Necromancy

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>551998026
You roll a 6 and wait outside brandishing a pistol, waiting for the moment to strike.

>>551998076
You roll a 6 and the 'fat jewish vendor' happens to have what you are looking for at a discounted price.

>>551998107
>>551998121
"We have everything, This is the pawn shop of hopes and dreams if you want it chances are I can pull it out of my ass"

>>551998550
You roll a 0 and buy a counterfeit.
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>>551998107
tyrone does play LoL but onlly plays as Lucian cuz he's the only brotha on that racist ass game
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>>551998860
add me Xelias
yeah i like how his only skin makes him white ;)
>>
>>551998806
" kind merchant I need some meds for my virus and some linseed oil to oil my mask with to keep it soft do you have any in stock "

>Warmouth the battlefish
(Nig-virus)
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>>551998806

He tosses the new book into his bag but rams the big black dildo up his ass as he faps to the vore doujin.

>Lance
>Half-Elf
>Illusion Magic, Virgin Superpowers, Lockpicking
>lockpicks, eldritch spell tome, +giant black dildo, +vore doujin
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>>551998806
does tyrone steal some shit or not cuz he got some aids to spread on all these fat white bitches around
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>>551998806
Walk by Lance and tell him that he should stop fapping, and also walk by Todu and tell him I think the dress he is wearing is really kawaii then leave the store

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>551999112
You roll a 12
"We have just the thing to cure that up"
You have received 1 bottle of 'Nigg-begone'
Nig-begone doubles as linseed oil.


>>551999194
That's some fucked up shit.

>>551999360
You roll a 0 but rules don't apply to Tyrone.
Rape pillage and murder to your hearts content.
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>>551998806
While hiding in the alley I try to comprehend what have happened. I feel I suddenly have an understanding of magic, and that some sort of incarnation must have afflicted me. I realize that the best way of knowing what an who i this to me is to meet up with the rest of the party. Not knowing where they are, but seeing a wake of destruction I ask some crying niggers by the road If they know the whereabouts of my party.

>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him
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>>551999804
" as I am a fish I have no money so I won't be paying for any of this"

>Quickly applies the oil and nig-be-gone
And then uppercuts the merchant and flops out of the store

>Warmouth the battlefish
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>>551999818
dude i fuckin lost it when i read your new caption.

>>551999804
I reach behind the counter while the jew is distracted, and grab the most valuable object I can find.
>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
>>
>>551991038

Adolf Hitler
ubermensch (human)
leadership, firearms knowledge, politic knowledge

Luger with ammo, Mien Kampf, mustard gas canister shells, mortar launcher, Motorbike with side carrige, shades and dog.
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>>551999818
You roll an 18 and the crying niggers point you in the right direction before killing themselves swiftly and dropping you a 'get out of jail free card'

>>552000246
You roll a 6 and flee the scene.

>>552000304
You roll a 4 but 'jew vendor' is knocked out.
You receive 'Flaming dragon dildo axe of King Niggerious the fourteenth"

>>552000306
Hitler rolls a 6 and joins hero party.
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>>552000306
crack this dirty sanchez over the head with the bike i stole but cant ride. tyrone is jewish
>>
You leave the pawn shop and encounter a mcdonalds down the street blocked by 3 fat mexicans with talking chainsaws and gorilla masks.

The chainsaws exclaim "Run-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-run-nigga-nigga"

In the other direction two robotic pigs with 'COP' written on their chest in a parked in a car eating donuts

which direction do you proceed?
>>
>>551991038
>constantly accepted by niggers and rapheads and shit
>all the time
>didn't even want to do it

>never accepted by dungeons and dragons nerds
>not even once
>actually want to play
>my face when

>Anonymous
>human?
>sage, bump, flame
>dragon dildos
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>>552000306
you just got jumped in my nigga
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>>552000782
Hitler votes to go towards the pigs and introduce mustard gas to them, then deal with the filthy south american spaingro's
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>>552000850
You are added to villians subgroup.
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>>552000889
Tyrone rolls a 9 and beats the shit out of hitler, Robbing him of his moustache.

Tyrone has received 1 'Hilter Stache'
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>>552000670
While noticing Todu running towards the Pawn shop, I cast another incantation in which everytime he is in a fight or a battle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80l6tvxTpTI plays in the background


>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552000782
Now that I'm cured I'm going to sleep. Good night guys maybe I'll see you in another thread

> Warmouth the battle fish
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>>552000782
trone hates mexicans, but hates cops more, tyrone wits 39 seconds (the exact time it takes lazy mexicans to fall asleep and runs by grabbing a chain saw which now exclaims " RUN IM A NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA run RUN IM A NIGGA
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>>552001265
You roll a 5 But it allowed for comedic effect.

>>552001268
I salute thee Warmouth the battle fish destroyer of niggers
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>>552000670
I pick up the get out of jail free card, and rush towards the direction the crying suicidal niggers pointed me, hoping I will reach my party before they leave the pawn shop

>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him
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>>552001005
>You are added to villians subgroup.
Alright.
I don't know why I'm a villain.
But okay.
Or how to play this game.
Also I was kind of hoping to be a "hero" but whatever.
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Hitler rides towards the cops and loads the mortar to fire at the mexicans...
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>>552001268
night dude

>>552001418
Two mexicans that are addicted to meth, and thus immune to nap, sneak up behind tyrone while his chainsaw is buried halfway through a pig. I pull out the family bow i stole from the last op and loose two arrows ..
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>>552001627
rerolling to use gas mortar to kill mexicans while standing next to cops.
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>>552001639

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552001268
Good night honorable war fish, I will remember thee
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>>552001729
rerolling again, if a failed roll going to make fun of cops by calling them jewish.
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>>552001984
this isnt a "whoever gets 9 texts this girl for me tehe" thread. fuck off with all your re rolls.
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>>552001639
as the mexican sneaks up on tyrone they step on his new kicks he worked his ass of to steal, in a fit of rage he pulls out his +2 bike of hittler/ beaner beating and swings away
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>>552001520
You roll a 20 and are struck by lightning.

You have gained status effect "Zeus' Fury"

>>552001617
You roll a 17 and are reordered to Hero Party

>>552001984
Moustacheless Hitler rolls a 4 and chokes on his own mustard gas.

>>552002184
Tyrone clears the field of mexicans and Hitler is on the ground coughing.
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>>552002149
>implying I am rerolling for no reason

read the OP, I kinda have to reroll since I got drastically higher.

also Hitler shoots cops in the face with Luger.
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>>552002387
fucking dammit, I attempt to get up and shoot the cops...
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>>552002417
We have yet to actually use that rule.

Hitler rolls a 17 and empties Lugar into robotic pigs.
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>>552001984
YA tyrone is a filthy stealing nigger. but even he knows re rolling is for jive ass turkeys. get some game nigga
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>>552002184
find us a ride monica, we gotta get to that airport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olu5GiqjVNc&feature=kp

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552002583
Tyrone rolls a 3 aswell as a joint.
Sidenote:
I have to piss.

DM is going to the bathroom, until I get back go fucking nuts.
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>>552002583
ah, I get it now.

>>552002561
with that done Hitler gets on his bike and, through mustard clouded eyes, rides to the hospital to grab some instafix.
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>>552001617
whered you go dude?
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>>552002387
Feeling the empowerment of the lightning I reach the pawn shop at inhuman speeds and spot my party standing by a pile of dead mexicans and a new party member that lay dieing. I ask them what the hell happened and prepare for the humiliation of my affliction
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>>552002874
YOU MOTHER FUCKER THATS TYRONES BIKE AND YOU NEW IT. THIS IS WORSE THAN YOUR HOLOCAUST BULL SHIT. tyrone proceeds to bitch slap hittler with his 6 pound cock
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>>552003056
Its just good to have you back ya big ole faggot

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552003159
Hitler counters by shooting the nigger in the knee's and feeding him sixty eight jewish cocks conveniently found in a jar forcefully

before riding to the hospital.
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>>552003159
i read that as "HOLOGRAM" an lost my shit lol

>>552002830
OP what is Zeus' Furry
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>>552002387
>You roll a 17 and are reordered to Hero Party
Oh okay thanks.

>>552002989
>whered you go dude?
I don't know what I'm doing.

Sorry.

>>552002830
I sit in the DM's chair and throw waffles out of a box.
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>>552003282
well you rolled a 2 so we will see how that works out for you when op is back. Stop doing so many fuckin actions before he tells you how they resolve, go take your meds son
>>
ITT
people who have never been to any other boards other then /b/ because they either summer fags
or new fags

if you guys what to wake up

go to the other boards and don't be dicks about it
>>
>>552003479
OP's gotten a big mess on his hands due to leavers and people not knowing how dnd works. Lets all wait with more actions untill DM can resolve story and move us on.

>Todu
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>>552003282
your not even hittler without the mustache. your just some pissed off faggot with a comb over. you can take the shoe lace express to the goddman hospital after i whoop the shit out of you
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>>552003445
pretty much Dm gives you an event and you say what you do in that situation, but you state it in a way taht the outcome is up to chance, (example: I take a swing at the enemy) and then your post number is your roll 1-20 the higher the better odds it will turn out in your favor.
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>>552002874
Hitlers rolls a 4 and steals Tyrones bike
>>552003159
Tyrone rolls a 9 and you know what that means.
>>552003282
Hitler rolls a 2 and Tyrone keeps coming at him like a pissed off gorilla on bull shark testosterone
>>552003350
>>552003350
He shoots lightning out of his hands, and maybe a few other places related to bodily functions.

>If he sneezes he shoots lightning
>if he shits he shoots lightning
>If he cums he shoots lightning
>If he farts he shoots lightning

>>552003445
DM pushes you out of his chair

Ps. I had to shit too.
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>>552003236
Thanks dude, its good to be back. I lost my spartan mentality for a while and needed to recover, now lets fucking do this
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>>552003609
>dont be dicks about it

you mean like how you just appeared out of nowhere like a wild faggot? Go crawl back into whatever hole you came from bro, there's people having fun over here.
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>>552003641
fight me faggot

>>552003779

Hilter attempts to shove Tyrones bike into Tyrones Anus
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>>552003779
I yell down at the heroes ''YOU FOOLS WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO THAT AIRPORT, I WILL MAKE SURE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU DIES'' I then look down at Todu and say ''Nice dress faggot, it makes you look adorable, but don't worry, we will have our fight soon enough'' I then throw down the six giga niggas I was saving and then disappear

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552003994
>>552003641
>pulls up chair in anticipation of tyrone vs hitler hand to hand combat

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552004165
i wonder what that magical girl is up to tryin to kill us. tyrone rape her

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552003829
>Go crawl back into whatever hole you came from bro


YOU IN MY HOLE YOU FUCKING NEWFAG
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>>552003680
oooh... thanks... for explaining that... to me...

>>552003779
Anonymous sits back in their chair

i knew you had to shit dungeon master

>leave to take a shit
>thread still alive

impressive
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>>552003994
tyrone dont take shit from no honkey, tyrone shoves his dick up his ass and with a bolt of lightning sends him flying to the hospital. the doctors may be able to fix his ass but will never be able to fix his newly acquired aids.
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>>552004357
he but no really,
>>>/tg/

theres a board for this kind of thing that has mechanics to help facilitate rolls and such
because as it turns out

go have fun somewhere else and get off my lawn
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>>552003609
>ITT
>people who have never been to any other boards other then /b/ because they either summer fags
>or new fags
>
>if you guys what to wake up
>
>go to the other boards and don't be dicks about it

what do you mean?
>>
>>552004357
>jumps in random thread calling everyone a dick and "newfag"

lol what the actual fuck is wrong with you? mom didnt buy you the new call of duty today?
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>>552004564
You roll a 4 and suck Tyrones dick.

>>552003829
You roll a 9 and successfully tell him to eat a dick.

>>552003994
You roll a 4 but It doesn't work because you forget, He's Tyrone.

>>552004512
DM raises Tyrones hand in victory
---

>>552004165
You roll a 5 and your 'Six Super Giga Nigga's get bigger and grow additional limbs.
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>>552004564
hows that nigger cock taste boy?
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>>552004674
tyrone looks at the gigga niggas and tears up......"its mah family"
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>>552004564
>saying >>>/tg/
>not saying >>>/soc/
>not saying >>>/hc/
>not saying >>>/s/
>not saying go to >>>/forum game/
>tfw /tg/ threads could be the chemo saving /b/
honestly i want to go on /tg/ but they won't let me play with them
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>>552004674
Hitler throws Tyrones bike to Tyrone before crab walking off down the street unnoticed by said nigger
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>>552004674
>>552004165
Todu senses the magical powers of this bitch mage and suspects that she's the one thats been fucking with the entire party, but since there is no time to deduct only act Todu attempts to fry the living fuck out of the niggers with chain lightning as he screams to rally the party of the real threath that's going on

>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him
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>>552004850
he sucked it so hard i think im circumcised now
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>>552004887
Anonymous pats tyrone
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>>552004949
>she
>yfw you find out my character is actually a boy dressed up as a magical girl
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>>552004887
yo that nigger just chain lightening'd your auntie

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552005268
mfw your nasty old balls were hanging out from under your mini skirt the whole time you were prancing around pretending to be a fairy magic girl

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
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>>552004674
>>552005029
>>552004949
hittler looks at his fellow hero's and says "well my niggas its been real, but i must leave, there are bitches to fuck. child support to dodge, and shit to steal, he solutes you all, and with that rockets eject from his feet and he shoots off flying into the sunset.
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>>552005496
Hitler shoots the giga niggers with mortar after crab walking away from tyrone.
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>>552005268
We're not meta gaming right? we only have the knowladge our characters possess? Seing you in a girls outfit, looking girly my char definatly think your a girl

>Todu
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>>552005605
shit tyrone does that not hittlers faggot ass. im tired good night guys
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>>552005717
Gn dude
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>>552005605
and then Tyrone finds the himself pregnant with his own child...
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>>552005268
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>>552005717
lol i was wonderin. add me on league nigger
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>>552005717
lol, night faggot.
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>>552005803
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>>552005717
Tyrone is the single greatest DND character of all time. I salute thee.
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>>552005828
im offensive and i find that nigger
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>>552005916
and you are the single greatest dm. ill see you guys in dnd 2 return of tyrone
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>>552004942
>>552004949

Combined roll of 2 and 9 the 'six super giga nigga's' die in a morter and lightning filled explosion

The remainder of you pile into a now empty cop car

You drive 3 blocks in New york traffic before arriving down the street from the airport, You now have to fight an army of nigger-zombies and nuns throwing aborted babies at you from the rooftops
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>>552006219
Hilter reads from Mien Kampf to make the nuns choke themselves to death on the babies and orgasm in sheer wonder of the words being said.
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>>552006219
What characters are left DM?

>Todu
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>>552006432
Hitler is here

-Hitler
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>>552005828
my LoL is being stupid just add me baconhawk03
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>>552006432
I'm here, waiting for the final showdown

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552006523
Hitler we cant fight every single one of these zombies, we need some method of shielding ourself as we rapidly advance to the airport, any idèas?


>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
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>>552006219
I realize all the aborted babies look just like hitlers mustacheless fugly mug, and all the zombies are nazi zombies, so basically really boring and repetitive and for 13 year olds. I go invisible with the intention of peacing out and watching the events unfold..

>Xel
>Unknown
>invisibility, can hold breath for a long time, used to be in a famous k-pop boy band
>all the shitty stolen edgy items from the last op (bunch of gay black shit)
>>
>>552005828
>>552006571
Stop viraling. Nobody wants to play your shitty game.
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>>552006571
k i did later tyrone
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>>552005605
sieg heil mein fuehrer

>>552005717
goodnight tyrone

Anonymous watches Hitler and Tyrone leave.

He stands around confused and not knowing what to do.
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>>552006432

Left the party
>Tark the tree raper
>Tyrone
>Warmouth

Remaining 'heros'

>Hitler
>Todu
>Xel
>Anonymous

Remaining villians
>Ayumu aikawa
>Lance(?)

>>552006425
You roll a 5 and get hit with an aborted fetus
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>>552006746
lol

>Todu
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>>551991038
>Rolls ending in
>>0 - Everything you do fails horribly
>>1-9 - Slight chance of good outcome
>>10-15 - Good chance of great outcome
>>16-22 - Best chance of outcome
>>Doubles - Everything you do turns out great or >You are awarded an extra ability.
>>Anything higher re-roll.
>mfw
>>
>>552006710
hmmmm, we can use the car as a battering ram and drive through the zombies after backing up a little.
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>>552006763
lol at it again eh heaven
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>>552006829
read the id's hitler is still here, tyrone just high
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>>552006965
>>552006829
Allright, Anonymous I suggest you take the wheel, that was one of your skills right? Hitler and me will try to fend off any zombies that holds onto our car or gets too close, wait, where the hell did Xel go? anybody seen him? shit we don't have time for this we just have to go!
>>
>>552006960
>>552006763
>>552003609

youre reallllly bored arent you? why are you so offended at a random thread on a random board lol its hilarious
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>>552007235
youre reallllly bored arent you? why are you so offended at a random thread on a random board lol its hilarious
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>>552007195
alright mien nigga's, let us do this!

Hitler will be sitting in the back seat, luger in hand and mortar aimed out the window.
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>>552006960
Nothing in this thread makes sense why should the rules?

>>552007195
>>552006965
>>552007373

Combined roll of 13 you're awarded box of frag grenades and some burritos as Todu still has 'Zeus' Fury'.
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>>552007195
>>552006965

>Xel had actually cut the brake lines moments before the other party members jumped into the car and sped off.

"Hope you dont need brakes suckers! For Warmouth, for tark, for tyrone!", he shouts as he jumps onto the back of a speeding garbage truck
>>
>>552007491
whooo! Grenade fun!


>>552007629
"who the fuck needs breaks? when we have zombies!"
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>>552007491
As they're driving along I jump on the hood of their car and punch the front of it to make it flip over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT2X5b0tyDI

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
>>
>>552006829
You're now driving our car, post a action while driving please


>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
>>
>>552007779
shit!! waiting for op to dictate

>Todu
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>>552006994
lol at it again eh namefag

>>552007235
>implying all those posts are mine
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>>552007897
fuck this could go bad... if it does I am going to use the barrel of that mortar to fuck that bitch

>Hitler
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>>552007897
I gave you guys frag grenades and burritos, It's up to you what you do with them.

You're almost to the airport anyway.

>>552007779
you roll a 9 and send them flying out of the windshield.
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>>552008225
As soon as I see Ayuma descend I attempt to pull out the pin of a grenade before I fly through the windshield
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>>552007195
my skills are bump, sage, flame. i don't even. oh. i don't know who left then.

steps on the gas

STEP ON THE GAS

>>552007830

uh, drives around, i guess.

i'm probably too late but whatever

while rapping

STEP ON THE GAS
>>
>>552008351
and let the grenade stay in the car before we all fly out*


>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
>>
>>552008225
as I descend I attempt to use the grenades to blow up a path towards the airport, and use my mortar to "rocket jump" at Ayuma and fist the barrel into her/his/futa cunt hole
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>>552008225
I kick the car towards Hitler and Todu the magical spartan girl and watch it blow up

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
>>
>>552008351
>>552008419
You roll a 19 and the car turns into optimus prime
>>552008438
>>552008475
Explosions in every which direction

>>552008574
You roll a 4 and kick Optimus prime in the chest.
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>>552009029
I use an incantation to crush Optimus and send him flying at Hitler ''THIS IS NOT YOUR FIGHT HEROES, THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN MAGICAL GIRLS''
>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
>>
>>552009029
okay, Hitler runs inside the airport considering explosions mean success.
>>
>>552009268
>>552009029
As I land some distance away I try I recover as fast as possible and hurls the largest fucking lightningbolt fueled by the spartan rage within my bones directly at Ayuma


>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
>>
>>552009268
You roll an 8 and destroy optimus sending him flying through the air
>>552009348
You also roll an 8 avoiding the optimus chunks and escaping into the airport
>>552009542
You roll a 2 and your lightningbolt does only minor damage

Ayumu loses 2% health
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>>552009790
''Well, now that were alone, show me what you can do, dear Todu, or do you have what it takes to defeat me? Which ever the case, one of us dies here!''

Bring out my chainsaw and stab it into the ground and drive it forward to send an earthquake at Todu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
>>
>>552009790
woooo! Hitler calls Ayumu a slut before throwing a grenade at her.
>>
>>552009975
oh wait fuck... I peak outside BEFORE throwing the grenade... don't want to kill myself.
>>
... DM here, my laptop just overheated. I'm on my phone now
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>>552010145
Held it in front of a fan for 5 minutes, it's good continue.
>>
>>552010145
thats good, happens to my laptop when I play on steam.
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>>552009029
Anonymous bouncing in Optimus Prime.

FUCKING OPTIMUS PRIME

Anonymous crashing thru zombies.

HEROES
TRANSFORM AND ROLL

Anonymous rolls dice
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>>552010614
nice roll
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>>552010614
Anonymous rolls a 14 and tumbling Optimus transforms into a semi.
>>552009972
You roll a 2 it wasn't very effective.
>>552010124
>>552009975
Hitler rolls a 4 and a 5 combined roll of 9 and does 8% damage to Ayumu and Todu

I was shitting brick when my laptop overheated.
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>>552010863
Also hitler transforms into Starscream.
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>>552010863
Not having peed for the games duration, I rip off my dress, and show Ayuma dat vag she so conveniently gave me before I blast out a thin ray of lazerlike lightning towards Ayuma screaming THIS IS SPARTAAA
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>>552010863
''You're right Todu, that dress was awful, allow me to give you something cuter'' I then use an incantation to change Todu into a small loli with a cute frilly dress. I also block his attack with my Chainsaw

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552010660
>nice roll
thanks bro

Anonymous kicks feet first thru Optimus Prime's open passenger window.

>>552010990
Anonymous looks at Hitler Starscream and bangs Optimus Prime's horn with their fist.

>>552011054
>>552011221
HONK HONK
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>>552010990
.... I can live with this.

as StarHitler I transform into a jet and go to match two into the air, I then redireact myself so I can shove the planes nose at Ayuma and either tear her in half via her cunt or give her the most gushing orgasm of all time.
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>>552011054
You roll a 4 and lightning piss on Ayumu causing 4% damage

>>552011221
You roll a 1 and your chainsaw electrocutes your hand

>>552011282
'StarHitler' rolls a 2 and crashes into the ground damaging himself.
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>>552011640
fuck, I transform my arm into a cannon and summon my nazi dog with shades on to the battle, I command the dog to attack while I shoot at the bitch
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>>552011640
Being tired of her incantations I smash my hands togeather and release a lightning bolt directed at Ayumu, aimed at her book of incantations


>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, stupid looking girly dress
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
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>>552011715
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>>552011640
I charge at Todu jump into the air, and drill it into his head

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552011840
saving it for next time.
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>>552011715
'StarHitler' German Shepherd attacks his robo-legs while he shoots his cannon at the others
>>552011795
Lightningbolt explosions
>>552011885
Chainsaw blade doesn't penetrate the skull but cleaves off his hair.

You all roll a 5 everybody takes 5% damage

>Ayumu 19% damage total
>Todu 12% damage total
>'StarHitler' 14%(Crashed into the ground and got bit by the dog)
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>>552012315
fucking useless dog, Star Hitler throws the dog at Ayuma and then fires rocket cock at her mouth, if it gets in oil/cum will erupt out of the end attracting the united states armed forces to try and claim Ayuma in the name of freedom.
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>>552012315
with Ayuma now at melee range i try to embalm my gay wooden staff with lightning and pierce it in her chest

>Todu
>Magical girl
> Gay ass wooden magical staff, now completely nude
>Aptitude for magic, incredible combat analyzis skills, personal quest to break the incarnation cast upon him, Zeus Fury
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>>552012315
''That's it, it's time for you to see my FINAL FORM!'' I say the magic words of old and transform into a cuter but more powerful version of myself ''NONOMBUYO, OSHI, GUNMICHA, HASHITAWA, DOKEDA, DE RIBURA!'
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Fuck guys have to go, had a lot of fun. Hopefully theres a dnd thread up later

>Ayumu aikawa
>Magical girl
>Incantations, strength, acrobatics
>Giant pink chainsaw, throwing knives, 2 medkits, book of incantations
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>>552012853
damn shame, I will be saving Hitler as well so that I might be able to catch the next one or the one after that.
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>>552012465
'StarHitler' rolls a 5 and his attack goes towards Ayumu
>>552012636
Todu rolls a 6 and gets into an intense melee battle with Ayumu
>>552012673
Ayumu's number doesn't matter as he busted out his final form AND remembered the whole fucking incantation.
>>552012853
Dammit.

'StarHitler' and Todu now have to fight to the death.
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>>552013051
before I do I recover rocket cock and hurl the attack dog at Todu, who plans to stop me from firing the mega death anti jew gas as Israel
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>>552013051
Turning my attention to Starhitler I jump onto my lightning embalmed gay wooden staff and fly at the greatest of speeds aiming to ram starhitler in the chest, avoiding the dog charging at me in the process
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>>552013141
StarHitler rolls a 1 and primes his 'mega death anti jew gas'

>>552013534
Todu rolls a 4 and gains acceleration to ram StarHitler in the chest.

Whoever rolls the higher number next wins and flies away.
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>>552013901
Star Hitler makes to grab Todu out of the air and hurl him into the rocket exahaust therefore killing him and indeed all jews all over the world so he can rebuild a glorious 4th Decepticon Reich of human/transformer hybrids
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>>552013901
Charging with all the wrath of my ancestors, with the vigor and drive of all the injustice this world has done to me I put every single ounce of my power in a final finishing blow attempting to end this ordeal, and break my curse aimed directly at starhitler
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>>552014247
>>552014108

It appears StarHitler won.

>Years later StarHitler and the '4th Decepticon Reich Of Human/Transformer Hybrids' are defeated in WWIII by Annonymous, Optimus Prime and allied Autobot forces aswell as Xel's garbage truck that turns out it was also an Autobot.

They all walked the dinosaur into the sunset.

It was fun, I'm going to sleep though it's 7:17am.
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>>552014818
hahahah, thats what you think... Star Hitler won in the end, all for the better.

now I wish I could save this for the memories...
night GM, have a good one and looking forward to the next thread
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>>552014918
>>552014818
gg, see you some other time
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>>552014918

Left Click select all, copy and paste into document.
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>>552014998
thanks Todu, it was an honour facing you last.

GG everyone, GG.

I hope you faggots lurkin are happy with the outcome?
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>>552015041
where bouts?
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>>552015603
never mind, figured it out. saved for later enjoyment.
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