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Gettin a pet rat tonight. 69 names it
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>>551909374
scabbers
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>>551909374

Splinter
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Fapster
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pinchot
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Charles or Chuck for short.
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Cuntflap
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It shall be called Faggot
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Jekyll.
Also you better be fucking getting it a cagemate, they get lonely as shit.
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>>551909374
majin buu
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zintad
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>>551909446
re roll
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Fag Faggotson
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Lemmiwinks.
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gaylord
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Scrimshaw the Relentless
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humperdinck
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Butt Plug
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Nibbles
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Who
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Moot
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>>551909576
Yea, just get two op, the cage is the expensive part anyway

My gf has two of these adorable little cunts, once you get them socialized they will climb all over you and tickle your ears and whatnot.
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Roket
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Rat
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dog
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>>551909374
ROOSE
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filetofish
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Brian. Or Bri for short
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anus
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Slithers
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OP is a faggot
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Madea
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Steve
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Cottin' pickin' nigger
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>>551910060
ROOSE
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Karasik
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>>551910168

Almost.
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Adolf
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Cunt destroyer.
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>>551910205
ROOSE
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obummer
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Faggismoe
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>>551910163
>mfw i get those W's

rolling for Madea again
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Rat
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Frau Schei├če
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MOOSE
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Jimmy
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Cholo the niggercunt
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>>551910276
ROOSE
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>>551909984
And they play fetch!
But seriously, OP, you better have done your research.
Don't use wood bedding or paper bedding unless it's Aspen or dust fucking free.
Don't feed them on only muesli.
They need three hours of out of cage time every day.
Get them a good quality pellet like Oxbow.
NIGGER BETTER BE TAKING GOOD CARE OF THIS LITTLE SHIT.
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>>551909374

/v/
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>>551910141
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Mxyzptlk
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>>551910259
Re-roll
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>>551910420
ROOSE
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Nigger the Child Molestin' Rat
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>>551909374
they are awesome, had some for like 6 years.

Skippy
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pussy lurker
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Bob Potato
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>>551910521
roose
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>>551909374
I touch children.
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9gag
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Cock
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>>551910518
Roll
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mouse
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"The Venerable Sigurd, Conquerer of Worlds, Destroyer of Cunts, King of Kings, Hand of Justice, Walmart Shopper, and General Badass"
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Cunt lurker
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>>551910141
RE ROLLL
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Moot
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HODOR
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Dingus
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dicks
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>>551909374
Ripichip el pichulon. (big dick)
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>>551909446
Actually re-rolling cause Scabbers was a boss
>Nvr frgt
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>>551910604
ROOSE
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frosty mcdickinson
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First name = Rap
Last name = Eme
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rat
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>>551909374
Roland.
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>>551910670
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Mr Blunts
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Carlton
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Vaginal Discharge
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stephen harper
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hello, my keeper is a faggot
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>>551909374
DICKS
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Petra T.
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>>551910759
roose
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dickbut
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>>551910049
>dog
Ma-ta
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Juan
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>>551910913
ROOSE
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>>551910839
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frosty mcdickinson!
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Sack O' Shit
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Fritzl
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>>551910141
rollinggg
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Anal Leakage
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Do something like this and post a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z50_3_rchdc
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i love fucking mom
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>>551911001
roose
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Squeekums
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suk me
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>>551910810
this
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Piccolo
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>>551909374
The Actual Nigger
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Pikachu
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>>551911028

re roll
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Nilsy
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>>551910693

Re-Roll
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eat me
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ratatata
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Cunt destroyer
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>>551911086
ROOSE
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Snake food
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Jimmy
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>>551910734
re-roll
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Winston
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Captain Fluffikins
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>>551909374
Timmy
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Buttsecks
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>>551911298
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Aids Rat
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????????????.
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Cockmongler
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Assnigger
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One more re-roll.

Billy
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Raktar, Destroyer of Worlds.

69 get!
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Colonel Swaggilicious
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>>551910913
sauce

If this is 69, name it Sauce
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>>551909374
osama bin laden
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>>551911373
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Spanky
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>>551911283
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>>551911384
Re-Roll
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Mr Fuckkums
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>>551911440
second chance?!?!?!?!?

Raktar, Destroyer of Worlds.
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op
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Rattikins von Ratface III
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Rat
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>>551911347
rolling for this
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>>551911470
so close

>>551911472
reroll
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Anita
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Dickcheese
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Rat
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>>551911156
rolluedd
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Alfalfa
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>>551909374
Ratsputin
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Slithers
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>>551911669
winrar
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>>551909374
Shove it in yur ass
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>>551909374
timmy
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Mike Hunt
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pinky dickens
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>>551911669
Win
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The mouse
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>>551911669
>>551911669
>>551911669
>>551911669
>>551911669

WINRAR
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"My Sextoy"
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Mummy
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>>551910693
>>551910693

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
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useless fucking pet
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>>551911669
Winner. The rat is "rat"...makes sense.
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>>551911669
ding ding ding
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>>551911669
Conglaturations
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>>551911470
roose
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SlitherS with a capital at the end
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and the winner is "Rat"
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>>551909374
"Deez Nutz" 'cause rats have big balls
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>>551911669
WINNAR
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>>551910585
Liam go away

Also rolling for Chesworth
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god fucking damnit why does "rat" have to fucking win
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Niggeria
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Shredder
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ICumOnHim

>That's my rat, I ejaculate on him
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>>551911841
>makes sense
>sense
>4chins
>mindblown.gif
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>551909576
>551909984
got it
>551910443
thanks for the info, won't be an asshole to my rat...rat.
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Smega
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>>551912073


Are you going to honour 69 promise?
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>>551912283
shit.
>>551909576
>>551909984
>>551910443

not a newfag I swear
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>>551912073
rat can be his nickname
his fullname is

Ratticus
Anal
Terror
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>>551912448
Yes. I was hoping for Mr Fluffikins or Cunt Destroyer, but Rat will have to suffice. Can post pics l8r this evening. Anyone know w
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Lord Teddington, Formerly known as Fat Teds.

Had rat, Fat Teds was one of my favorites.
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>>551912804
rolling for this
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>>551912752
>>551912448
Yes. I was hoping for Mr Fluffikins or Cunt Destroyer, but Rat will have to suffice. Can post pics l8r this evening. Anyone know what other supplies/stuff I should get?
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sexy zombie???
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>>551912950
go to feed store and get a 50lb bag of "10% range cubes".
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>>551912950
weed they love weed
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>>551912950

stuff for them to climb on/hide in, tuck paper towels in their hiding spot.

something to chew on.

food/water.
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>>551909374
Gregory Williams Scottface
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>>551909374
Ratigan
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good thing for them to chew on is those thick cardboard tubes
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>>551913583
Re-roll
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>>551913501
>>551913501
Should I get a wheel? or is that just hampsters and mice?
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>>551909374
>>551909576
a rat on it's own will literally die of loneliness, you can see it's health deteriorate in days..

also roll for this
>>551913563
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faggotron
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OP
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>>551913945
it has to be a very big rat safe wheel, hamster wheels will damage a rats spine, some rats love the wheel though, one of my rats wore out the bearings on the wheel I had
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a friends of mine got a rat last week, named it Maryjane cause it keeps eating the weed and roaches
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>>551913945

we've owned a few, most don't run on wheels.

rats like to hide and shit like that.
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>>551914013
Yeah that's what I've read. two females or two males?
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Charles
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>>551914292
I went for females because the males smell a little stronger and have huge unsightly balls, but wither way they are affectionate and playfull once socialised
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>>551909374
SLAVADORE DIVULVA
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>>551914927
females tend to live longer and are more playful, but they can get cysts from having too much estrogen. it's really sad because it can lead to immobility in the hind legs, so just be prepared for that possibility in a few years.
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>>551910693
hell I vote for that
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>>551914734
oops, you're op
>>551915189
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well I forgot about naming the second one...so I guess if yall wanna keep rolling for another 69 that can be the other ones name
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>>551914292
we've always went females, probably because my wife does the choosing.
>>551914927
this too
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got a pic of her?
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>>551915623
rolling for "Rat"
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>>551909576
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>>551914927
rats don't smell at all, but you are right with the balls.
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>>551916097
rats smell, they smell much less than anything else you get, and not as bad as a messy kitchen, but they have a smell; it isn't unpleasant unless you don't clean their cage for a month, then your house stinks of rat piss
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>>551917026
don't get me wrong, they really don't smell that strongly, and I'd still choose a little rat smell over the stale smell of my housemates unclean bedroom
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>>551917214
if the cage is cleaned once a week or so, it won't stink.
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Colonel Crackers
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>>551917690
yup, I also shampooed my rats fur each month, baby shampoo only,
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>>551918615
rats seem to clean themselves, it's part of their minute by minute routine.
>shampooing a rat
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>>551919426
>not pampering your rats
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>>551909374
Timmy, in honour of our hero.
Captcha: journeyed
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>>551919842
>not knowing what would happen if you ever tried to lather up a rat.
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>>551915189
I heard the risk is much lower if they are spayed
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>>551920906
it is near nonexistent in that case, but seeing as theyre very small it can be very risky to spay or neuter a rat.

>>551920880
some like it, some dont
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>>551920023
man dont remind me
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>>551921281
yeah, but imo it's worth the risk... My last rats were females, not spayed and they pretty much all got tumours :(
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>>551921619
its so depressing.
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>>551921783
indeed, so much personality for such a short life
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>>551921783
our last one would come sit on my shoulder while I surfed/shitposted on 4chins for hours.
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I would recommend males, they dont get as much tumors as females do. and btw males are bigger, so more to cuddle :D and castrating them is a bad idea as another anon already wrote...
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>>551922070
my leopard gecko would just chill with me for days like that.
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When getting a pet rat do you need get male and female or male/male or female/female?
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>>551922659
unless you want the biggest shitshow of your life, dont get a male and a female. getting m/m or f/f is ideal because they will have a companion that wont get knocked up.
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>>551922659
topkek

if you want them to fuck 24h per day and get dozens of new baby rats than get male and femels m(
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>>551922659
l2biology
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