Oh God yes I've been wanting to see one of these for a while, I have nothing to contribute so I'll bump.
lulzy thread indeed OPey!
saved this the other week... still not sure if it's bootleg or just some joke.
> power ranger.. alright
>superman.. makes sense
anyone know the name of this figure ??
always been protecting my bookshelf but idk what this is from
pushing the famicom to the FUCKING LIMIT
Door Ladder looks just like the nazi soldiers from the game Saboteur.
>fucking door ladder
Is that Kenny Loggins?
not a bootleg really but some creepy Edward scissorhands/wolverine custom figure
fuck you anon im in tears and u killed me
Tomatoes in a fucking package meant for a toy
EHHHHH!!! TOMMY TWO TIMES! WHATCHA TALKIN ABOUT!?! PAULY SAID THAT WE COULD USE DA AUTOBATS AND TAKE DOWN FRANKY.D!!
found more photos in another file
Karate kid as Luke and Miyagi as Yoda, and Killzone Helghast as Door Ladder?
Illiterate niggers, it's already been posted.
shrek yourself before you wreck yourself
Wow, I feel old. I remember this show from the 90's. I'm the only non-14-year-old here. :(
I know it could create jobs or something, but who on earth would want to make minimum wage for these shit toys? Part of me wants to work in the factories they make, making the toys or photoshopping the toy's packaging images.
I blame Thomas for gun violence.
That means Ringo Starr is the key to all evil.
Yo did anyone else have a Spaderman set? I bought one in Mexico when I was like 6. Shit was so cash. Full moving joints (including the fucking fingertips) and magnets in the hands for wall-clingling action. Seriously, Spaderman toys were way better than Spiderman ones.
its spanish for pokeball. The "tazos" are referencing the little circle toys that came in mexican bags of chips. Those little shits were fuckin fun as hell, everyone in school had loads of them.
I hope they don't figure out his secret identity.
Haha! Actually I have a story related to these toys: Once I bought that package for $2 because my cousin wanted a charmeleon... I changed only that fake pokemon for an origial Pokémon blue... beautiful childhood.
I bought an awesome all-metal Voltron in Mexico. All my friends had shitty plastic ones and they drooled over my metal one. I'll probably die of cancer soon from lead in the paint or some shit, but if so, it was worth it.
Haven't heard from him before. Just added him to my subscriptions. Great stuff. Just wanted to kindly thank you anon.
Step 1 - Take meth
Step 2 - Stay up for 8 days
Step 3 - Emerge, for you are Adventure Man
Transformers: Roberts in Disguise.
I feel bad laughing at some of these toys, like the intentions were sincere, creating toys any child could afford and using English to the best of their ability.
GAd FUKING dammit I can't stop laughing
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
Feed a man a fish, and he is full for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he becomes Spiderman.
You know it'll just surrender as soon as the real fighting starts. I'd go with the Hans Tromers. At least they're are made of the Riech stuff.
Aww come on, no one has posted the Spock Helmet yet?