Since /b/ is known to be caring and loving towards all life, I'll just leave this here.
My cat brought me this mouse. It isn't bleeding and I see no visible wounds. However, it's breathing very fast and not responding to anything. I guess it's shock.
just toss it outside. imagine if you were that mouse. what would you want? All animals want freedom so you know that. maybe make him a nice gourmet meal with a veggie platter or something.
Put a light blanket over him
Left some food, he's sniffing it
Named him Timmy
nigger, you gotta be microwavin this bitch
Took all my cloths out of drawer under my bed
Made little hospital room for Tim
Put on Secret of Nimh, he might like it
Set him outside somewhere he can rest. If he's going to die, there's not much you can do.
rub it in petroleum jelly. Tell your cat off and slide it up your cats ass to punish it. Watch your cat lick wildly at the petroleum jelly which cats and dogs are absolutely addicted to. The cat gives itself an anal orgasm and squeezes the little fella back inside. 2 days later with cat exhausted by continuous pleasure and close to death itself. The cat will finally relax enough for the pressure and laxative that is petroleum jelly to release the mouse in a titantic shit explosion.
Hey presto a cocoon. Put it on the kitchen table and wait anxiously with your pants round your ankles waiting for it to hatch as a butterfly.
>Inb4 inumane mose molester
>microwave for 30 seconds
its the only option here on /b
Get a BB gun and shoot it in the head point blank or do anything kill it quickly. It won't make it and you're just making it's life miserable.
Make sure your cat knows you enjoy your gift, cats bring you stuff like that cause they love you.
I had to do that to a mouse my cat brought me a while back, really it's the best thing to do.
Mute the movie
Put this song on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-c-7eH5Upo
And gently stroke his head until he closes his little eyes for the last time.
>MFW when I'm actually crying because of a mouse thread on 4chan
Ears being slightly beat up like this and other animals doesn't necessarily mean its been injured. Frostbite and any other number of things could have happened and it barely hampers their motor functions, anyway.
1. wear heavy boots (army would be the best option)
2. post mouse on the floor unitl it's stunned
3. move your foot over mouse for 50cm
4. FUCKING SOTMP IT TO BLOODY PULP!
5. take pics!
6. profit? new fetish achieved
Really glad that I'm only getting animal friendly and caring responses and advice. And I was expecting /b/ to just bombard me with edgy and cruel suggestions.
Anyway, gave him tiny cup of water
replaced cheese with seeds
Tim ate one
Breathing slows down, eyes slowly shut
Hope he's going to sleep and won't be kill
Got some good laughs out of this brah.
Sleep well Timmy.
You died loved by so many, though you'll never understand it.
Not sure OP, but the mice is going into it's last phases of it's life. It's most likely fucked up inside and the reflexes makes it look like it's breathing.
>mfw your a cool guy actually
protecting our animalbrahs is part of the humancode
aww, I love you OP!
He very likely has some internal injuries. I used to breed hamsters and if any suffered shock along with internal injuries they would do the same thing before passing away. Best thing you can do is make the last moments as comforting as possible, provided he's not in pain.
Best of luck.
>mfw this mouse dies in better conditions than most humans
It was really fucking stressed out and almost had a heart attack, thinking it was going to die, let it chill out, put it in something it can't chew it's way out off.
Give it a day to recover, go to the nearest bush/hedge, leave it some seeds let it roam free.
I can't believe how much this thread is making my cry. I think it's reminding me of when my guinea pig had cancer, and it slowly slipped away after a chemo session in my arms, wrapped up in a blanket.
Agreed with this Anon.
OP, we have to think of a suitable burial or the like, just in case the worst does happen.
And some please archive this thread, in memory of Timmy.
Noticed Tim seemed calmer now, no longer in shock
But breathing also became increasingly shallow
Realize Tim will be kill soon
Dim lights, turn on song for Tim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fxGhyn2wW8
Softly stroke of his head with finger. Eyes both close now
End of song
feel side of mouse. Heartbeat no longer there
OP. I'm going to bed now. With such a nice feeling in my heart thanks to you. Thank you. So much. This got kinda rare here on /b/.
Timmy the Anonymouse lives on kn the hearts of many.
It's over /b/
May we all one day rest as he has now.
Snap. Same thing happened to me and I dumped him in the thing with some misc. If he dies. He dies.
OP, it's fine. He had you with him when he really needed somebody. it's fine. I'm sure you'll even give him a nice little funeral. Nothing some /b/astards would suggest.
When brave little Tim finally does... you know...
play him this
Then bury him nice and warm in the clothing you gave him under a nice big flower in the garden.
Then once a year have a drink and remember Tim.
what the fuck is with thin skinned faggots being afraid of animals? Ever since I was a kid I never understood why people were so fucking afraid of animals just because some evil cooties MIGHT be on the animal. I have never heard of or read about ANYONE EVER getting sick from simply handling an animal. For fucks sake if you're that sheltered from the outside world that you're scared to pick up a wild animal the only joy you'll find in this world is from a loaded gun in your mouth.
TIMMY NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE LOVE YOU TIMMY!!!
Good night Sweat Prince
R.I.P Timmy, you shall not be forgotten.
Here Timmy, just in case you ain't into the sentimental lesbian stuff, I got some straight 80s new wave for your enjoyment.
Go out the Refn way, go out in Neon.
Go out in synth Timmy.
Pet shopfag here:
Dim lights, leave timmy alone, water and food good, don't use shit like lettuce or it might give him the shits, try rice or pasta or better cereal.
Leave him alone, in a well ventilated environment and he will die from shock or live. if he lives, hit the pet shop and get decent bedding and some hamster food and shit like that. a 10 gallon tank with screen is fine, but put some shit to climb in in there. Do not use shit from outside or it will get mites. Might need to use puppy shampoo on it (DILUTED 1st!) to kill any mites on it now after a few days or a week (look for black or red tiny fuckers crawling on it). It's not going to make a good pet as it will jump across the damned room if you try to hold it and it'll move like fucking lightning. After a week of hospital care, turn it loose.
you think the cat's a bro - you give it catfood
cat thinks you're a bro - it brings you mice treats
thing is, the cats treats can fuck you up bigtime. it's probably already been mauled and injured by your cat at this point, lift the mousy gift with rubber gloves or some other means that avoids skin contact,
and end it's misery as fast as possible.
once it's dead, mouse can into space no problem and no one will feel bad about it, especially those SJW fags who'll rip your nuts off for no fucking reason.
>mouse space program, /b/lack ops division
"Are you Angel?"
"I am but mouse."
Shit, that really hit me for some reason. I hope that when I die I get to die in a comfortable environment like that. Fuck /b/, look at that fucking mouse. You can only wish you'll look that happy when you die.
>Prepared little grave
>Checked Tim's pulse one last time but no pulse, feels cold and no breathing
>Cat walks by, thinks wtf, but not blaming him and his nature
>Put flower on Tim's grave, little message
If you have a goodbye message to Tim, I'll put it there too.
thanks op, at least someone who didn't send it to space or put it in a microwave.
"Here lies Timmy, a mouse for all of life an inspiration for a moment, but a hero forever. Goodbye, and we are friends."
This is the best fucking thread I have ever had the pleasure of being a part of that wasn't porn.
Godspeed and cheers Timmy.
It works much better in mouse traps as well. They can just lift cheese off of the trap. PB give you a much higher kill rate because it sticks to the trap and mice seem much more attracted to it.
He will never
leave our hearts or fade away
he was far to young to die in such a way
'Once a mouse,
Attacked by a cat from a house,
Fought bravely for his life
To survive the feline inflicted strife,
Oh Timmy you were so beautiful
And I know you were probably so dutiful
Banging the hottest little mice ladies,
And taking care of all your little mouse babies,
Timothy, with you goes
The very best of me...'
Rest in peace little buddy
"Timmy... had a hard life."
"He needs some time to rest."
next time your cat brings you a mouse, kill it directly infront of your cat. bite it's neck.
i know that sounds weird but that way you cat wants to teach you to hunt because it thinks you're too stupid.
it's how they do it with their kittens.
if you cat sees you can so it/learned it she will stop to bring you mice.
I'm a riot! Seriously though, I don't want any animal to suffer. Quick and painless. Our little Timmy hereis enduring a painful, slow death. Even those fucked up savage islamist fuckheads put their enemies down with headshots
Keep it in small box/container with airholes. Add some shredded newspaper for bedding. Keep him over night and he'll calm down, then release where your cat can't find him.
Certainly. Not for this, but certainly.
rolling for Viking Funeral pls
I had to do this with my cat. It brought me a small bird that was flipping the fuck out and bleeding all over the place chirping it's tiny feathery ass off. Clearly in pain and distress. Broken wing, mangled leg, deep lacerations.
I'd had enough of my cat trying to teach me how to hunt so I gripped the bird in my hand and crushed the absolute shit out of it until it popped and crunched inches away from my cat's face. I used my other hand to hold my cat's neck scruff to keep it from running away.
Then I tossed the mangled pile of chirpy bullshit in front of him on the couch and he hasn't brought me any more fucking murder presents. He no longer questions my capability to kill shit.
Cats are fucked in the head.
Timmy will live on in our hearts. His life had an impact he could never know. The last moments of his life were surrounded by care and gentle love...Shine On You Crazy Diamond.
Kids are taught hygiene and drilled with precaution about wild animals because kids aren't smart yet, and are apt to get bit or put hands in mouth after touching animals or feces.
Then when they're adults, they hike up their skirts and scream at the sight of animals, instead of stopping and reevaluating the lesson and surmising that bodily fluid interaction has to take place for most communicable diseases.
"Come on you target, for far away laughter...come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr and shine!"
As life goes
His was short. Ours are long. Nothing remains forever.
When he goes, we must remember that our memories of his remain strong, and until all of us here leave this world, he will remain.
This thread may 404, but Tim will love on. In our hearts, in our minds, and on our backs
TIM LIVES ON.
yeah, anon, it's a mouse
you should probably kill it (it will most likely die anyway after being "handled" by your pussycat)
asking /b/ what to do with vermin?
optionally, then, since you "want" typical /b/ reactions:
1. life it up by the tail, open your mouth really really wide (you may have to unhinge it to get the full "gape" going, then lower it down into your gullet and swallow it whole...since one mouse won't be enough, go hunting for more if your cat hasn't brought back more...you'll pass the small hairball later, but most of the bones will pass through your short, carnivourous gi tract, op
2. put it into an airless bell jar and watch over the next three days as it first bloats, then ruptures, while the bacteria already trapped in it's digestive tract quickly do the initial decomp...allowing flies access to lay eggs will also help the process along, as the fly maggots will quicly progress to the final instar before becoming adult flies
3. gut it, skin it, cook it flash skillet fry and eat the little, good-quality meat in front of your house cat, while it licks its lips and wonders why you're being so cruel, then tan and cure the mouse hide and stretch it out, sewing it onto your cellphone case as a furry fashion accessory (the cured tail can be refashioned as a handle, right?)
4. dip it in kerosene, force additional kerosene or lighter-fluid naptha down its throat, with a rag wick, then light it and throw it through your frenemy's window, then run like hell before the firemen and police department are alerted and discover molotov mouse has torched the place
5. leave the damn thing in your cat's food dish--it killed it, now it can damn well eat it and clean it up for you...if you don't feed the ungrateful bugger for a day or two, it will get hungry enough and start chowing down, i mean, right?
6. look up a reanimation spell in the ars magicorum (fifth edition, 1925), under the heading 'necromancy'...bring it back, anon
Rest in peace little Timmy, for you may not know us, we did care for you, and OP cared for you till your final breathe, we love you Timmy, may you find eternal bliss and you shall be in our hearts forever.
A week ago I found a tiny young mouse in the garden, chasing after the water drops of a hose. I gave it water, and some cereal (of which it picked certain pieces to eat).
Holidays started at the time, and it doesn't have a fur color that occurs naturally in these parts, so I guess someone just discarded it.
Anyway, by now it has a proper cage, a little self made wood house, and building/nesting material and proper littering (thick layer of wood chips).
Out of toilet and kitchen paper rolls I made junctions, which I fill up with wood chips and a little bit of food.
It really loves digging through these. It's also not afraid of anyone, and will happily climb on your hand and all over you.
I guess I have a new pet.
I don't think you should feel good about yourself for taking a crippled wild animal and moving it around, likely hurting it more, and stroking it's head and thus inducing fear and pain during its last moments. Next time this happens mercifully and quickly crush the poor fucker.
tl;dr Nothing noble happened here, a bunch of retarded children encouraged another to torture a dying mouse
This thread. The amount of pansy in this thread.
It's just a wild mouse for fuck sake. Stomp on it and throw it into the ditch.
>Timmy doesn't deserve this kinda shit from you.
straining at gnats and swallowing camels
it's a flarking MOUSE
deal, don't let your love-life be taken over by rodents
these are the rodent equivalent of dead baby jokes, anon
OP covered it in a blanket for warmth, played soothing music, gave it food, stroked it carefully and was probably quiet. He stayed with him until his time had come. OP +1 and Timmy +2, I will certainly never forget him. Goodnight sweet prince Timmy.
>being this mad about people being empathetic
How does it feel to be an edgy 12 year old?
Rest peacefully you beautiful creature.
made this for you guys. 10,000 hrs in paint. I know someone could do better, but this story tugged on my heart strings. the poem is an anon from this thread
>it's a flarking MOUSE
>What is a heart
Timmy wasn't just any ordinary mouse. He was a martyr. A hero. An inspiration. If you can't comprehend, you deserve to be killed.
Also, you're an edgy faggot so shut the fuck up and go study for your high school finals.
We all seem to be forgetting that technically it was OP's fucking bastard cat that murdered Timmy in the first place
KILL YOUR CAT OP
People. What you don't understand is that this thread isn't just about a mouse, it's about a mouse which brought us all together, made us sad, made us cry and made us remember together. This thread isn't just about the mouse anymore. It's about the legacy that it left on us.
It's the cat's nature can't blame the cat for what it did.
Succumb to injury..., no letting it loose back into the wild was a better idea /sarcasm. Also inb4 taking him to a vet, OP would've been too late.
Edgemaster. You sure told me off there.
It's just a brown mouse.
Also empathy is the capacity to simply recognize emotions that are being experienced by another, idiot. Not feeling sorry for common vermin like a bitch.
This actually made me feel.
Please OP "Number #1 on /b/ and #1 in our hearts"
>Grab the mouse by it's paws and slowly raise it above your head
>keep arms straight
>while lifting chant "Dema-ratika" over and over
>once arms are straight up shout the chant
>The rat-devil should appear to take the sacrifice
>congrats, you've earned a wish
I think as this thread comes to a close, it is time to leave Timmy be and salute his life, reflect, think, and pray for our friend, Timmy.
/x was new when I began posting. Kill yourself.