Why the fuck don't people understand the importance of hydration?

>>551623381
kek

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>>551623381
I feel you man, that's what my gf send me after i text her to go drink water.

>>551624873
>sent
Fix'd

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>>551624873
Silly slut, the importance of constant hydration cannot be overstated, good on you for spreading the word

>>551623381
Holy fuck this is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Post moar.

Constant hydration isn't that important.

>>551625027
Sorry I thought your girlfriend was rejecting your water, I'm sure she's a wholesome girl.

>>551625056
You think hydration is a fucking joke? People DIE EVERY DAY because they don't get enough water.

>>551624873
If that hand belongs to your gf, well I'm sorry, but you're with a guy.

I knew a guy who didn't believe in constant hydration. He was a theoretical physicist.

His theories didn't hold water.

>>551625269
No I'm totally into hydration. I just like seeing people's reactions on Omegle.

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>>551625161
You fucking communist, 3 litres an hour is essential to any proper society

>>551625370
>Slow clap

>>551625210
That's cool, she told me she drank the water afterwards, i think she did...

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>>551624873
That's a man's hand

>>551625430
You're pretty cute. Show us your dick, faggot.

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>mfw i drink only every 2day

>>551625430
3 liters an hour will kill you in like 3-5 hours

human beings are simply not able to process that much and the kidneys shut down and you die

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This is ridiculous. Please take to omegle to spread the word

>>551625430
>3 litres an hour
Nigger, what? 3 liters a day, maybe. 3 liters an hour for more than a few hours or two and you'll be making your brain explode
>what is hyponatremia

Also putting your kidneys under duress from drinking that much.

>>551625790
No youd probably throw it up retard.

People think its easy to just eat or drink too much of something and die. Those people (yourself included) are the gayest of the fucking stupid assclown dipshits.

>>551625957
>Not nearly enough

Lol'd

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>>551625349
>>551625565
Wait, what?
She's not a dude, she had to do a surgery when she was a kid that's why her voice is weird and why she got that little thing like men's in the neck.
Here's a pic of her with her mother.

>>551625970

>stress

shit nigger, water is natural and good for you, just like weed.

>>551625970
Fuck off dude, HYDRATION IS KEY.

>>551625790
>kidney failure
>cause of death in water intoxication
oh boy

>>551623381
op is surely jesting with us, yet it is good advice to be well hydrated. your skin looks better and you have more stamina.

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>>551624873

>>551625790
You see? These are the fasle shepards come to sweep us away from the way of the water. Trust in Neptune and ignore these salty devils.

Water is Key. That is the only truth

Actual question:

I drink a ton of water everyday (right before bed too) and in the mornings I am always very dehydrated (mouth, eyes, inside of nose), yet my bladder is full as fuck.

Besides AIDS, just what the fuck is going on? Should I buy a humidifier?

>>551626140
Hahaha what the fuck

MOAR OP

>>551627026
Just drink more water

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Neptune is the only god

>>551627386
T-thanks.

>>551627026
how much do you eat? serious question

>>551627641
The normal amount I suppose? Why specifically?

>>551627832
ah dry mouth, feeling thirsty and such can be a symptom of malnourishment (you can eat bad food with little vitamins and nourishment and be malnourished) i eat a lot of fresh fruit and veggies along with meats and never feel thirsty

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Hydration is essential. [sips loudly from his drink] Oh, that's good. [sips] And I need 85 [long and annoying sip] gallons of soda per day, and plus, [two annoying sips] It comes with an edible handtruck. [Nibbles on the wheel of the handtruck] The tires ny'are chocolate!

>>551628106
Oh, well I know that probably isn't the issue. Thinking it just might be my climate and this house in particular.

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>>551626140

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 20\ giirly here you?
You: are you drinking plenty of water?
Stranger: my name iz Stacy and you are?
You: I drink like one gallon per hour at least
Stranger: kool do you skypi'e?
You: if you are gonna be horny you may want to up that to 2 gallons for safety
Stranger: i am very
You: are you really tho?
Stranger: babysmiles542 is my id
You: hydrationiskey58 is mine
Stranger: tty there ok?
Stranger has disconnected.

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Finally a follower

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When will people learn

What in the fuck is happening in this thread?

A betafag drinking water that's what

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>>551629341
Forcing some epensues on her?

love this thread! just crushed liek my 6th glass of water since its started.

>>551629341
beer counts

This thread is epic. I haven't pissed in like four minutes. Need more water.

Do you recommend drinking a lot of water before bed though?

>>551629856
Keep going until you're full.

Humans are 75% water. We are incomplete. The ultimate goal is to achieve 100% harmony with Water.

>>551629738
Beta?

This man is fucking alpha. He is the hydration master.

>>551630064
I have a tube system set up to drip water into me while I sleep, drinking water at all times is essential. Hydration is Key

>>551624873
that's the most awkward thumbs up i've ever seen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: f/21/USA
Stranger: m 21 /India
You: are you drinking plenty of water?
You: Inda is hot as fuck nigger
Stranger: r u studying??
Stranger: yaaa
You: Naw I'm hydrating
You: getting that h2o in me
Stranger: what??
Stranger: means??
You: do you understand the importance of proper hydration?
You: DO YOU?
You: Fucking sand nigers
You: Not hydrating properly
Stranger: yes i knw uts important ance
Stranger has disconnected.

>>551629341
LMAO TOP KEK op...TOO KEK

>>551629341
Holy shit im dying op.

I just drank a cup of water on your behalf anon

that's pretty damn funny picture OP

good troll/10

>>551623381
I completely understand you OP
I sometimes bring a gallon of water with me to work or if i'm on a long car trip and people think I'm weird and i just tell them that your fucking body is 70 something percent water and you need to drink a gallon of it a day and that they're stupid dehydrated cunts

keep on keepin on m8

also, you actually made me want water. it looks so delicious when you drink it

getting me some water now

i want to see more omegle reactions

>>551623381
I dont even like water and you make me want to drink water now

OP You do realize that drinking 3L of water an hour or even every few hours can kill you? You wash away the sodium needed to protect your heart. Boom, instant heart attack.

holy shit op you werent kidding this water thing is the best

How about adding something like crystal light to your water especially after drinking a few gallons in a few hours someone might get sick of drinking water and need some flavour.

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I used to be a dehydrated betafag but after this thread now I'ver eached a perfect level of hydratation, a perfect level of swag, a pefect leve of... Supreme Gentlemeness

>>551623381
If only I could be so grossly hydrated.

>>551631302
Same. Forgot I had a pitcher full, and I knew I needed it, but this thread has made said pitcher on the floor empty.

>>551631331
>im a doktur

>>551625430

I'm pretty sure that the average healthy pair of kidneys can only comfortably clear 2L/hr.

>dehydrafags will never know the glorious feeling of a quenched thirst

> new drink water meme

Hydration is key, but getting a little salty will help you retain even more water. Try it.

>>551631492
Derp. Not a doctor, just not a Aspie. Bet you wish you could say the same.

"Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning or dilutional hyponatremia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by over-hydration.

Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or long bouts of intensive exercise during which electrolytes are not properly replenished, yet huge amounts of fluid are still consumed.[1] Moreover, water cure, a method of torture in which the victim is forced to consume excessive amounts of water, can cause water intoxication."

>>551629341
kek. This is a great thread OP. Best one in awhile.

You've converted a hethanistic non hydrating human into a man of humble hydration. Godspeed on your quest, OP.

Try adding bleach to your water for a brighter smile

>>551623381
what if i pee too frequently op

Is that distilled water? If so, you're a dumbass.

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>>551629738
faggot tripfag

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>>551629341
>551629341
I love this dude

>>551632110
I didnt know Khajiit really existed!

>>551631650
I'm playing kekball in the FIFA cup

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The Salt has taken even the young

>>551625790
your just jealous of his hydration faggot

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Thanks OP because of this thread I got up and got a nice glass of cold water from my filtered, non drip water spout, X series 15r, 2014 edition Samsung refrigerator

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>>551624873
I give that shitty thumbs up a shitty thumbs down

>>551632110
>not knowing what a tripfag is.

>>551632659
can you tell me more about the features and benefits of the samsung X series?

>>551631858
no, you're an aspie.
>wash away the sodium that protects our heart
death by water intoxication is caused by the extreme amount of water lowering the solute concentration in the blood stream to such a point that the blood is hugely hypotonic to the inside of cells. water diffuses into the cells due the difference in water potentials, and the cells swell. this is most damaging in the brain where intra cranial pressure increases and cerebral edema develops. brain compliations are the cause of death

>>551632704
Not him, but probably a joke i'd say. Seeing as he saged.

>>551632802
Yes, it is dual equipped
with 500 ggg's of fridgerosity

>>551632968
I bet that shit keeps your water ice cold. I'm hurting from the want...

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Wenches are the most egregious offenders

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OP I love you

>>551633196
nigga you already posted that

give us moar

>>551633080
Yes it is a great product

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>>551633196
I'm sorry, I posted the wrong one, the saltiness took me for a moment

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>>551623381
finally someone who gets me, i got 500ml in my hand right now

>>551633973
Holy shit, 10/10

>>551629738

why are you sageing this thread newfriend?

>>551633973
I can't handle this thread

>>551633973
I'm dubbing you spoutman.

omfg you bought a homebrand coles 2 litres of milk and filled it up with water, get outta here you broke faggot

>>551634534
HOW DARE YOU TALK TO THE MESSIAH OF NEPTUNE LIKE THAT

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I must have more and I'm not quite sure why.

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>>551633973
>I would cry for you but tears are just the devil sucking away water

Absolute gold

i am become kek, kekker of keks

>>551634895
fuckin kek'd

Your face when OP died of dehydration or intoxication.

Water is Love

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>>551635087

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>>551633973

Thanks OP, I have my finals in a hour, I needed this !

wait does chocolate milk count as water cuz I drink two cups of this shit daily.

Live by the water, die by the water.

>>551627469
i have a feeling that guy didn't know what heathen meant

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>>551630168
youre killing me man

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Go wake up your roomate and make him drink something

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>>551633798
Hydrated master race

>>551635826
"Is chocolate milk considered water?"
That's what you just said...

For the love of god,please, please archive

>>551636031
to be fair to the lad, chocolate milk is almost entirely water

>>551635986
Thanks based OP, you have made history by not being a faggot.

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>>551635986
>>551632498
now anons, beside the dehydration that made our new generation trash, what else went wrong?

OP you aren't a faggot

>>551635826
Some sugar some fat you know milk it counts as milk

>>551635826
Is chocolate milk water?

i havn't laughed this hard in a long time
Keep up the good work OP
>archive

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>>551635986
this guy is waking up a generation to the glory that is hydration

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You're doing god's work OP

>>551635986
wow those girls are so le edgy xD I wanna stay away from them they are satanist :O I don't sort with those kind of ppl unless they are my friends, then we like to act satanic but only on the internet because if I did it in real life that would be racist to christians

>>551636614
i bestow upon OP the title of Ne/b/tune, God of Hyrdation

>>551635986

>Satanist
>girls age = v&

Oh my cringe.

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>>551629341
>Don't fuck with me, of course that doesn't fucking count

>>551627469
>ice water being the best
Naw man. Cold water forces your body to exert more energy bringing the water to body temperature before actually making use of it. Room-temperature water is ideal.

>>551635986
i love how they kept trying to insinuate they were satanist

>>551637313
Don't fuck with Ne/b/tune

>>551625430
lol a gallon a day is best, especially if you workout or exercise regularly.

OP is a huge fag

>>551637630
blasphemy

>>551637630
Heathen scum.

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>>551625621
>You're pretty cute
>faggot
mfw

>>551637630
you must be dehydrated my friend

>>551635986
oh em gee dem grrlz soo edgy

>>551637630
>the salt has consumed another brother

>>551635826
can someone get this heathen outta here

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>>551637630
I'd pray for for your soul, but Mercy is the Gatorade of emotions.

OP looks like the faggot from that one video about faggots.
http://youtu.be/WL0GfDg7kkQ?t=5s

>>551637630
Shun the none believer

>>551638415
Not only does Gatorade taste better, it's also better for you

>>551638674
>throw off your imbalance

>>551638680
All this ridiculousness aside, that shits just sugar-water

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>>551635986
>goat blood XD
>lol no did you know im satanist
>16 year old
The cringe is real.

>>551638415
Drinking more water doesn't improve anything besides your trips to the bathroom, faggot.

>>551638680

amerifat detected

>>551632696
Laughed heartily

thanks for increasing my lifespan brah

>>551638832
Oh, ho, you caught a typo. Congratulations, now you can continue with the extremely forced meme.

>>551638995
I'm Canadian friend, only quoting the water boy movie. Didn't mean to upset you. I'm sorry

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>>551639003
Calm down dude, this thread is just internet culture. Lurk a little moar, you'll learn.

>>551626140
your GF is banging
or was banging
how old is she in that picture?

I've downed at least 4 cups of water since the thread started. Hail the Lord of water.

>>551639180
don't be sorry my friend, you're the Canadian master race and he's just a snooty american. drink a cup of water for him and pray he hydrates himself.

>>551625430
3 litres an hour is anywhere near healthy for you. You are flushing all your potassium and other vital water-soluble nutrients out of your body. You need a constant influx of vitamins to sustain a lifestyle like you do

>>551634039
sorce?

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>>551638415
>>551638415

>>551639464
Will do buddy! Have yourself a great day

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>>551639614
It's beautiful

>>551639451
not enough

>>551638680
An unbeliever!
Persecute the heretic!

>>551639495
you people pointing this crap out are fucking autistic. OP is making a funny. let him make a funny

>1998+16
>not a part of gatorade master race

>>551631302
why do things work this way

>>551639752
good bait is bait.

because I don't like to chug water when I don't feel remotely thirsty

>>551639614
would anybody be so kind as to make a nice background sized pic of the great Ne/b/tune?

All of Earths water has radioactivity in it now. You should drink it as least as possible

>>551640065
False. Deep groundwater is fairly non-radioactive

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>>551639873

>>551639830
blasphemy!

fire > water

lol

>>551640210
That shit's rare

>>551636340
excessive animu and vidya

OP can I meet you? put water in your interests pls

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Brb, filling a 2 litre bottle with an ice-cold beverage from the gods

>water

Le OP is so gay. I bet when he drink all tht water he's imagining sucking his girlfriends dick. Jesus christ this is lame i don't even know why people cruise this site. Legit Reddit is a HUNDRED times better i can deal with all the gore and racism here but holy shit you people are so boring, but i'm a 'troll' so it doesn't matter

OP why are you flaunting water around and praising it when there are kids around the world who don't have any water. Faggot

>>551640791
Oh god so perfect

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>>551639239
From his response, lurking as much time as it takes to sweat into 4 bottles wouldn't be enough for that dried out piece of silicon-tit sucking babby

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this us a way of fucking life

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i want moar, OP

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>>551640791
>tfw beautiful

>>551641186
his point is that you shouldn't let anything on here get you worked up, nobody cares.

now, i'm going to prescribe a month of lurking... you can fill it on any board you prefer

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>>551639614
based op, saving current /b/ from its cancer in the eternal summer.
i raise my water glass for you

All praise the sacred liquid
Ne/b/tune is love
Ne/b/tune is life

get hydrated
>water is love, water is life

You lads do know that there is such a thing as over-hydration right?

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>>551641641
hail the sacred liquid hail ne/b/tune

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>>551642105
>Dehydrafag detected

>>551642105
Go neck yourself heathen

>>551642105
You can never over hydrate, only hydrate too little. - ne/b/tune the king of /b/

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>>551641186
B-But muh responses...they must incite more completely nonchalant rage...

>>551642105
never heard of it. what's that?

itt: how fanbois are created

>>551639589
>5 seconds on my dial up connection

http://imgur.com/a/b30sf

>>551642105
Over-htdration is what the heathens call ascending to pure hydration.

>>551642105
that is just ne/b/tune inviting you to his Paradise of water. death is just a way of you leaving your solid form and becoming one with the liquid.

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>>551641953
Can't harpoon the ne/b/tune

>>551629341

MUH FUGGIN SIDES

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>>551642215

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>>551642216
>>551642217
>>551642259
>>551642306
>>551642490
>>551642606
It can cause nausea, fatigue, headaches, vomiting and even death in severe cases.
so drinking water is fine but just do not drink to much okay.

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I converted one of those non-hyrdrated heathens

>>551643596
Wow thanks for killing everything

>>551631742
Topkek

>>551634824
this thread isnt even a little funny. Srsly, i kind of cracked a smile the first time, but holy shit this is lame as fuck now.

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>>551643073
i shall cleanse the salt clan from this vile rock

>>551633973
I love you, OP.
n-no homo

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Op is making me wet

>>551643931
>T-this isn't funny, g-guys
>H-hey please stop....

>>551643931
>typical heathen b8
nice try

>>551643931
The Salted One has taken hold of this poor soul. Have mercy on him, Ne/b/tune, I beg of you.

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TIME TO GET HYDRATED!

>>551643596
Don't take Ne/b/tunes into your own hands.
What gives you the right to decide how much water people should drink?

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>Just got out of the hospital for dehydration
>Now i pray to the One True God Hydration all day erry day
>Mfw this thread

>>551643931
>being this dehydrated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM6seEs7wgs

When will all people join the hydration generation?

>>551639614
just saved this image to post in the epic b threads

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FUCKKK
I WISH THIS NIGGER MADE A GIF SO WE COULD ALL TROLL OMELGE

>i dont have any water
>estonian reporting

>>551640791
this one too

>>551629341
never stop posting epic water man of /b/

Has someone archived this shit? If so, link?

>>551646353
Ne/b/tune

>>551646417
ne/b/tune is legend
http://4archive.org/b/thread/551623381

>>551646353
It's Ne/b/tune

I bet you faggots are jacking off to this shit. Lamest shit ever why is it even being archived

Such a healthy dose of hydration. This thread makes me moist

>>551647281
Ok I got a few questions.. I understand that "Heaven" is a troll and he is just trying to annoy people and trick them in to doing things, but are you a human or a robot? I know there is a lot of code makers on this website but how the hell do you post so much to different people? It's really clever so I was wondering if you could teach me how you do it then maybe I could make a guy called Hell and he could be really nice like opposites lol? Heaven and Hell would be cool.. it could be a new meme? I know that reddit normally makes the memes but 4chan could be the reason behind this one, as long as I get some credit for it (my name is Nicholas but my friends call me Nasty). So if you are a coder maybe you can help me out, I can give you my email and we can chat on msn if you have got it, or maybe there is something more 'leet' we can use haha! By the way I have another question about proxies, what do they do? I downloaded one but my norton was blocking it so I had to uninstall it, then I installed it but it kept saying error now I don't know what to do with it, I know I need to use a proxy when I look at porn so I don't get arrested but apart from that what else is it good for? I heard something about using a tour for the deepweb, is it like a guided tour or what? I understand this is probably way too much to answer in just one thread so maybe tell me your email and we can chat a bit. Okay thanks man, looking forward to hearing from you, peace /b/rother.

>>551647281
heaven, don't act so based just because you can hack your id. ill have you know I just reported you to mods.

>>551647491
kek

>>551629341
You are fucking cancer and so are the underage b& faggots laughing at you.

This whole thread is glorious. Spread the word, Hydratation is key!

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>>551647491

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>>551633973

>>551643931
>cracked lips from smiling
>being this dehydrated
shiggydiggerino

>>551648787
funniest thing in the whole thread

>>551644824
Source. Please.

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hydrate

>>551625957
> you can add lemons but that's for hippes.
Hahhahahahahahhaa holy fuck this thread is golden.

Brundan cant miss this faggot ass thread

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>>551630168
>mfw no water in oblivion

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Sorry for the wait everyone, I had to go refiill my jugs.

Remember, stay hydrated, stay aware, the Salted One is always around the corner

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420 drink it fgt

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>>551649394
Ah photoshop

>>551649918
8/10

>>551623381
Wrong on one implied point: Drinking large quantities at one time doesn't do you much good as your body has a limit in how fast it can utilize water. The vast majoirty of what you drink will be pissed away having done basically nothing for any part of your body save your kidneys.

Drink smaller amounts more frequently. 8 glasses at once is not the same as 8 glasses throughout the day.

>>551629341
> Don't fuck with me of course that doesn't count.
OP you glorious bastard, bravo.

>>551643596
You look like a fucking child? Is that water even real? I bet it's clear juice or some shit.

>>551649918

Can you make a Gif of you drinking water so I to, can troll omegles

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>>551625430

You have a face that begs to be punched.

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>>551649918


But who was camera?

i hope it's not fluoridated water you're drinking.

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>>551649918
You are far too based Ne/b/tune.

This is the greatest thread of all time

>>551650648
tinfoil hat alert.

Arm your HAARP weather weapons and say your prayers to the Bilderberg reptiles from the hallow earth.

Thank you op. I really need needed a laugh. Its been a tough month.

>>551629341
>Don't fuck with me, of course that doesn't fucking count
i kek'd hard

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>>551623381
>>551639614

OP, I love you. I'm glad that I stayed at home and didn't go to school. This is the best thread I've seen since summer began.

Screencapping this, so people can be reminded of the coming of Ne/b/tune to save us from THE DEHYDRATION THAT IS SUMMER!

>>551650842
shill detected
fluoride confirmed neurotoxin
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/features/fluoride-childrens-health-grandjean-choi/

>>551643931
>this thread isn't funny
>>551644154
>>551644468
>>551644692
>>551645224
>>551648787
>no fuck you this is good meme

>>551637630
heretic

>>551632110
>thinking that's a tripfag

>>551649918

Careful you don't get water poisoning /b/rah. It's a thing and it crushes your brain.

>>551651102
You are a true follower of the mighty Ne/b/tune. May you stay hydrated for the rest of your days.

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hydration is key

>>551649918
Who's taking the pics. Notice on the top left corner there's a finger. Fagot

>>551649918
I love you ne/b/tune, I am going to go drink as much water as possible.

>>551635986
>the salted one
fucking christ

>>551652331
Oh forsaken agent of the Salted One, please see >>551652103

>>551639589
He propably got it from either the store or tap.

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For glory!

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>>551652331
Heaven pray the Hydrated One to moisten your bitter emotions

>>551651083
What happened /b/ro?

>>551653305
Don't ever come at me like that again waterfag

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>>551623381
water can go suck a dick

>>551653684
YO

>>551647491
Don't be a faggot.

>>551653684
Your sink is fucking filthy.
Do your dishes, faggot.

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>>551638680
kek

>>551653684
BAN AND VAN

>>551636346
Damnit I gotta hand it to you Heaven, you're right.

>>551653684
>sink filled on both sides
>Dat bit of rust
>All that grime and what is possibly mold nearby

Take some pride in your home, fuck.

>>551653684
do your dishes, you're filthy.

>>551636346
then why sage, faggot

>>551654080
You are such a faggot omg

>>551624873
That's a mighty hand cramp you have there

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Gallon of pure, holy hydration.

>>551654120
I'm just renting a room here for a few months. I'm not gonna do all the owners dishes for him unless I got a lady comin' over.

>>551653684
MODS

Holy FUCK. Permaban this heathen! THE SALT HAS ABSORBED ALL HOPE IN HIM, NOT EVEN NE/B/TUNE CAN SAVE HIM NOW.

Plz water why

>>551654241
You're certainly not going to be kissing any ladies with those crusty, dehydrated, pair of dried out banana chips you call lips. No amount of lip balm can hide your sins.

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>>551654404
ur so funny :^)

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I like this thread, no idea why.

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>>551654965
>Being this dehydrated

>>551634039
Tessa Fowler is the girl in the gif. Hot as fuck and a surprisingly down to earth person.

>>551654216
Fuck you IM funnier than all this water shit