So this girl I just met online was into me, until she found out

>>551580806
wanna fuck?

I'm also a pimp on the weekends if you're so interested

>>551581069
wow, winrar

>>551581069
That was fast

>>551581069
kek, fastest winner I've ever seen.

wanna fuck?

>>551581069
Woah

>>551581069
lol

Can I see your penis? :3

Wow that was no fun. Will deliver when she responds

youre no gambler. blackjack is a game of statistics. poker is for plebians.

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>>551580806

Just say it's more of a hobby than anything, you do it to take your mind off things, you enjoy the comradery of the table, shit like that, then ask about her you stupid faggot. or talk about your real job.

>>551581069

>if you're so interested
>you're so
>so

>>551581005
rolling for this

>>551580806
If this is a 69, ignore the other post and tell her that you will only play slots if its with hers.

Jasmine look
I never wanted to tell you this, but fuck it if we are so straight in our conversation. Have you ever seen that tv show called Homeland? Yes that is true, I have cams all over your apartment, and I watch every single piece of your life. I watch you sleeping, washing your teeth, I watch your beatiful body and your nice ass with your vagina when you dress up in your pink panties.
The best part is when you are in your bed. I fap watching it every day.
So I know everything about you. I told you about the gambling, so that you know everything about me too.

Can I lick your butthole? :3

>>551581797
ROLL FOR THIS

>>551580806
Fast delivery, motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>551580806
OP's a addict, and thinks it makes him a pretty cool guy

>>551581797
Roll for this, but change the word washing to brushing, beatiful to beautiful, and vagina to stank slot.

Bumping... For reasons.

I've posted this on 4chan

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Ok I didn't want this to end so fast so I tried to work it out by saying I was joking. Keep rolling for 69 and I'll post moar

>>551581797
reroll

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>>551581404
At least post a pic of the convo so we know you sent it

>>551582530
wow, fuck you op, kill yourself
if you're not willing to play the game properly, don't fucking shitpost here and don't bother with your kiddy games
god damn, kill yourself

>>551581797
roll

>>551582530
DOUBLE WOW! dumb bitch..

Hey hows it going? I am contacting you through my associates son's laptop, for i tend to keep my Identity confidential. Soooo my girl Ronny has been telling me that you've been harassing her through numberous messages. Now i'm not some pussy like you that would call the vops or any shit like that. I take matters into my own hands. So if you continue to mess with her, I will find where you live with my IP tracker, which tracks down the computer or any device in which the message is sent. I have countless sources and options in means of making your life a place worse than hell. I don't bother to track down people like you myself, all i do is contact one of my many associates at my disposal. Now i don't care if you're some fucking minor, if you mess with me, my friends, or loved ones, you will end up ficking paranoid in the corner of your closet. If you're over 18, that's even better. For I do not have to be merciful. So I am giving you a choice, form now on, just simply forget you ever knew she esisted, and you don't have to look forward to anything... unpleasant. Or, you can continue to message her, and have her give me a call, find where you are, and contact someone, and depending on where you are, should definitely take less than a month and a half, for i have associates in many states and cities. I should not have to give anymore detail. Your locations is but a vew calibrations and buttons away. I trust you will do what is best for your future, because you would have to be a complete fool to deny this chance for forgiveness. plus, it would save me some time, money, and debts. So please, be smart about this, after all, i know you can feel pain. -sincerely, The Outlook

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>>551582530
wtf op
the game doesnt work like that.
op confirmed as super faggot

>>551582530
Pussy.
If get: Please, I'm so lonely. I just want attention! I'll do anything!

>>551582530
>>551582530
You fucking faggot, that's not how it works

>>551581797
rereroll

>>551582530
Why the fuck would you do that, you fuckdamned autist... Thats the fucking point of the game, and you just screwed it up.
Shoot your self on a foot.

I'm a real nigga though, so bitch you better recognize...

>>551582887
reroll

>>551581797
reroll

>>551582530

Wow.

Fuck you, OP.

Kill yourself.

If you're not willing to play the game
properly, don't fucking shitpost here and don't bother with your kiddie games.

God damn.

Kill yourself.

>>551582530
kill yourself stupid faggot

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>>551582530
Holy shit are you fucking kidding me right now? You start a thread for rolls and once you get one you immediately act like a faggot and say haha just kidding? What is the point of you starting this thread then?

>blackjack
>luck

>>551582530
this just turned into a cringe thread

>>551582530
Still being a bitch about it I see. Don't worry I've seen those pics of you with a cock down your throat but you don't hear me complaining. Anyway I've got better hoes to spoil with my mass mounts of cash I roll in. Later bitch.

>>551583135
what is your point in copying me, you fucking faggot

>>551582530
OP What do you want to end? there hasn't anything even started, she is not interested in you.
At least that's what it looks like.

Did you think that joke was bad? :P lol my friend sent you that while I was in bathroom. -_-' So do u want sum fuk?

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>>551583271
My thought exactly, OP is pleb tier

>>551583421
Great minds think alike, you pompous nigger.

>>551582887
Is this copy pasta

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Fuck you faggots I didn't want to end this so fast. Keep rolling.

>>551582530
THIS is how you end up on /r/cringepics, ladies and g[ents]!

someone cap this shit. op you blew it. hard.

>>551583421

What's your point in fucking faggoting me, you copy.

>>551583359
Rerolling

>>551583682
lul so randum xDDDDDDDD

wow? that's all you have to say? i'll show u this m0nster cock then we'll see if you say wow

>>551583589
Glad I wasn't the only one.

>>551583634
Then you shouldn't have fucked up.

>>551583634
im on 4chan asking strangers what to say to you because im a fucking pussy ass nigger with a jew cock in my ass and was hoping we could fuck

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>>551583609
No it's OC

>>551581797
ROLLL

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Listen here, pretty thing. We both know where this is going. So, get yourself over to my place. Now. We aren't going to live forever. We need to seize this opportunity. So, please. pls b0ss, can i habe da po0o0ossy pls?? I habe a cancerr.

Sign her up to catfacts lol

can I gamble with your heart?

Jasmine...
When I poop... It makes me feel so good.
I want to poop on you. pls.

>>551583634
>>551583634
wanna get high with me?

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>>551583634
OP you are a fucking loser, the point of a roll thread is to accept the roll and send it, and take the consequences, take what follows as her response was what we want. But you pretty much fucked that up, what you did was make the whole thing moot. There was literally no point in sending it, and there is literally no point of you doing this if you're only going to make it not matter anyway

>>551583634

Do you want to end it or do you want to end it?

>>551580806
>implying blackjack requires less skill than poker
Go climb a wall of dicks, faggot.

>>551583634
Haha fuck you bitch, you could've had a chance with this girl if didn't put this shit on 4chan. You should delete your online dating account, then delete your browser, and then format your hard drive because you're obviously too much of an autistic fuckhole to use technology properly. Go learn how to talk to women, retard.

>>551583874
roll for this
also >>551583889
kek

I JERK OFF ALL DAY

You don't know how to talk to girls m8

>>551580806
Its not because you play poker, its because you sound like a pretentious fucknugget.

>>551580806
>talking about gamble
>boring as fuck
> fuck u

>>551581797
OP will send this

>>551583802
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit, faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, I haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you, I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>551582530
fuck OP, stop rolling every1

if this is 69 OP says "bye" and it all ends

I only gamble with Dogecoins, if you suck my ding a ling i'll give you the old lickaroo

>>551582530
YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT

>haha just kidding :p

SPERGLORD BETA KUNT

>>551584469
WINRAR

You are a bit of a bitch. Don't talk to me.

>>551584239
>>551584161
>>551584145
>>551584031
>>551584027
>>551584010
>>551583950
>>551583916
>>551583892
>>551583874
>>551583803
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>>551583634
>>551583498
>>551583121
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>>551582974
Why are you people still rolling? OP just proved he's only going to say " haha just kidding" to whatever makes the cut. Saging for massive faggotry

>>551584469
Winnar

>>551584390
eat shit newfag/badtroll

>>551584469
Aaaaaaand we have a winrar.

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>>551583634
Lets screw dis fucker.

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>>551583634
Jazzy, we need to cook.

i suck cocks all day every day

>>551580806
I think shes just bored of you dude, she didn't seem to like the subject and you kept going when she tried to hint she didn't like it.

>>551584567
"just kidding because i'm a stupid fucking faggot"

will be next text

>>551584557
I'm honestly kinda curious what faggotry OP will conjure up next.

>>551584605
reroll for non-sexual pleasure

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>>551582530
this thread just 180d into cringe thread

>>551584469
Come on op don't be a complete faggot

>>551584574
This isn't OC, this is copypasta, lrn2lurkmoar

Redeem yourself, OP. Delivar.

>>551584863
180 degrees you would still be facing the same way, 360 degrees u fkn cunt

cringe thread

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>>551583634
Faggot

>>551584557
It's because we like to see OP wallow in his own shit.
He has honestly made it worse. He could have just sounded retarded or under the influence of alcohol/drugs, but now he sounds both retarded and like a cunt.

>>551584605
Oh please this. Reroll

>>551585043
You're retarded

>>551584469
winrar

This turned into a cringe thread.

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>>551585043
I dont know if trolls or trolls trolling trolls or trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls so just

>ha ha
or
>fuck you
either way gif related

>>551584469
SAY IT OP

SAY IT YOU FAGLORD

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>>551585043
U dumb cunt

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>>551584594

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>>551584469

>>551582097
You don't "wash" your fucking teeth!!

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>>551585607
because OP is an especially massive faggot

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>>551585718
prepare to get REKT

>>551585718

now rolling this:
just kidding. i'm a stupid faggot.

>>551585718
It took you that fucking long, shitlord?

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>>551585718
Think happy thoughts OP. Get the fag out of your system

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This is now a Shawn Michaels thread

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>>551585718
You really need to charge your phone, m8

You mean so much to me jasmine, I want to spend the rest of my life with you

>>551585718
>haha just kidding :p

faggot.

I have a tampon up my ass while texting you.

I love dicks jas, but I fell like we have a real connection. Will you fuck me with a strapon?

i'm on a website called reddit and they are telling me what to text you, in exchange for them paying me a thing called reddit karma

There is hope for you yet, OP

>>551586135

Reroll

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>>551585718
The man does not understand the game...

>>551585718
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

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>>551585748

>>551585937
>>551586050
>>551586135
>>551586236
>>551586254
>>551586330
>>551586389


Op didn't get an answer from her yet and didn'T say what we should roll for stop trying to roll for something

How do you fucking dare to ignore me bitch? You know I am a true diamond among dozen, a supreme gentleman and a useless bitch like you has no right to ignore me

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>>551586470

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Faster pls can't wait to get my keks on

Jenny please, Jasmine and I are totally through I want to be with you now Jessica

i was the one who filmed daiseys destruction....google it pls jasmine

>>551583271
This right here. People get fucking pissed at a table if you don't know how to play blackjack. And I'm not talking about counting to 21

>>551586668
Meh, rolling

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Up and down my spine

I love you Jas. I fucking love you okay? Im sorry im su h a faggot... I know. I fucked up. Just please dont leave me. The scars along my wrists burn for you and the tears I cry fall onto the stinging words of every poem I ever wrote about you. Just don't break my heart <\3

>>551585718
Durlung plox respondz I luuv you hair smell. I wud love 2 mak vu-do-me dolls

Nigger

Pls finger my butt it would make my pp up

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>>551586804
>daiseys destruction

>>551586804
ROLLING

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>>551586470

Jas... I haben't been completely honest with you. I fingered another girl yesterday. I think she might be pregnant. Sorry.

>>551580806
>i would call myself a
>poker is a game of skill
>second job for me
>she doesnt like me because im a gambler

she doesnt like you because you talk like a fedora wearing faggot bitch

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>>551586683

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>>551588180

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OP is a huge faggot

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>>551588431

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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>>551588758

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>>551589000

checkem

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>>551585960
I watch you while you sleep, I've been in you room, and you didn't know

>>551588606 asdfasdfasdf
>you're an All Star gdfasdfasdfaet your game on, go playasdfasdf
>Hey now you're a Rasdfasdfock Star get the show on get paidsdfasdfasdf
>Andasdfasdfasdf all that glitters is gold
>Only shooting ssdfasdfasdtars break the mold
>Hey asdfasdfow you're an All Star get your game on, go playasdfas
>Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paidfdasdfasdfaglitters is gold
asfdsfdasfdasdfasfasf

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>>551dfasdfasdfasdf589409
>>>551dfasdfasdfasdfsad585960
>I watch asdfasdfasdfyou while yofasdfasdfasdfu sleep, I'vasdfasdfasdfasdfe beenasfdasdfn you room, asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasand youfasdfasdf didn't ksdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdfasdfow
asdfasdasdfasdfasdfasdf

Op here. Waiting for her to respond. Keep rolling for 69.

78 stops thread

>>551590112
0/10

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>>551590112
nice try

Can I finger you? Please resbond. If not I will probably try to anyway hehe just kidding (not) ;) ;)