I'll start. "You know you do. My father likes you."

>implying my popup books have 45 pages

>>551382176
Figure something out.

"I'm a snob, but you know what?"

>That made sense, didn't it?
Well fuck you, no, it didn't.

>>551382418
What book is this from? Also, interesting..

>>551382418
also I'm going out with a rich girl this week and I'm hood as can be.

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"It's tiny and squished between two other stores"

>tiny and squished
>mfw

>>551381909
>my bicycle manual
Algunos modelos pueden venir equipados con 2 o 4 clavijas

>>551382681
kek
>>551382719
good luck m8

"But I have said No."

"What bad luck we have had" almost accurate I haven't had sex in 2 months due to my wife's absence.

>>551382692
The interns handbook by Shane Kuhn

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The textbook supplies no relevant information and even claims "You should be able to deal with these questions without doing research."

>That's hot!

>>551381909
>The outstanding characteristic of the brown recluse bite is an ulcer that does not heal but persists for weeks or months.

Well, shit.

Das Befehlsregister enthält den aktuell auszuführenden Maschinenbefehl.

It means: "the instruction register contains the machine command to run next"

Since the exponential terms die out and the sinusoidal term does not, the coefficients of the exponential terms are not important.

>>551382750
top kek

>Aspiration: (n); A strong wish, hope, or ambition.
...Fucking dictionary

By order of Laila Law-Giver.

>>551382802
>Algunos modelos pueden venir equipados con 2 o 4 clavijas
some models can be equipped with 2 or 4 pin
still don't get it

>>551381909
Prepare for reentry turbulence

"they reminded me of Gramps favorite breakfast: soft-boiled eggs with Tabasco Sauce

mine : "there is no going back now."

>>551381909
alright.
>Leaving the marks of his fingers"

>>551381909
>Corellary 2.15 (mean value theorem): If f:X-->R is a map from a connected space X, then for any x, x' in X, all numbers between f(x) and f(x') are in the image of f.

If you collected the silk dress, blonde wig, sexy cologne, diamond tiara, an undergarment, and make-up, Corneo will pick Cloud as his lucky guest.

She fought to conceal her excitement; revealing it might be a mistake.

Sounds about right.

>>551382928
Side note in the book I grabbed the main character has my name :l

>>551382928
she's getting fucked by a nigger

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"Proteins are long chains of twenty or so basic molecules known as amino acids that are twisted and folded into complex three-dimensional structures such as fibers, tubes, globules, and sheets"

>Spanish version of The Hobbit.
'Y tú, un patán'. (And you, [are] a lout).

>>551381909
War es denkbar…?

>New International Reader's Version Bible

Jacob looked up.

>>551381909
"come south with me, and i'll teach you how to laugh again"

A Game of Thrones.

"Snowden's bungalow was seven miles away, on the nearest housing estate - just 13 minutes, door to door.

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"Now, acess the Disable/Enable Function at the front of the control panel."

WTF, /b?

"There's still material from that one time in the tile-grouting"

>>551382942
That doesn't sound too good to me.
>>551383042
You will eventually anon. You will.
>>551383052
top kek
>>551383078
trap
>>551383159
damn that's rough
>>551383165
kek

>>551383052
kek if true

Begin across the road from the restrooms onto the PCT sign, go under the hwy then up the gravel road for 50 yards.

?!?!??!

>>551383042
He'll be raped by a four-dicked nigga.

"Nobody wants the fucking red snapper pizza!"

>>551382948
asm?

>"I knew nothing of women "

Fuck you and your autobiography Nigel
Not voting for you in 2015

"Since we came back from Europe I have been seeing this in you all the time."

>going to magaluf next week
>plan on losing the big V to a girl i know
>will then start fucking bitches everywhere

>mfw when this thread is accurate

>>551381909
During the next year or two he had turned up fairly often, coming unexpectedly after dusk, and going off without warning before sunrise.

You'd think my new faggot would at least stick around for breakfast.

>>551381909
"kind of organic soup of gradually increasing complexity"

>>551381909
>buick, oldsmobile and pontiac full size models 1977 thru 1990

"The manual transmission has an inspection and fill plug which must be removed to check the oil level"

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>>551381909
>it blew away, though not out of memory

>>551381909
By enclosing words in the tags <i> and </I> we can make characters appear italic.

"The kernel takes care of doing these things for us-we can let the kernel know what we want to do by issuing fork() and execve() system calls"

>"Let's get out," whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; "this is much too polite for me."

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>>551381909
"Section 3: Whenever the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that he is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, and until he transmits to them a written declaration to the contrary, such powers and duties shall be discharged by the Vice President as Acting President."
Sounds about right.

>>551381909

> Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.

Oh.. well I guess that's that then.

>>551383438
>coming unexpectedly after dusk
I do that too

"Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen."
- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

"In this connection the relation between the ordinary and the accented magnitudes is given by the Lorentz transformation."

-My man Einstein

>>551381909
"Yes, she has told me about it"
aight

"I had an insistent and unaccountable craving for a sleep whose dreams I should not remember."

...The interpretation of the romance's cultural significance offered here has been developed from a series of extensive ethnographic-like interviews with a group of compulsive romance readers in a predominantly urban, central Midwestern state among the nation's top twenty in total population.

>>551381909
As always before a battle, gangs of local urchins dart in bold spirits across no-man's land.

This here is from the virtues of war.....was the game trying to guess the book by one fucking sentence?

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>>551381909
"A hit was the last thing that pianist Dave Brubeck expected when he went into the studio in 1959 with a sheaf of odd metered music."

When do I get laid?

>>551381909
"With all my heart," replied the marquise; "let the past be forever forgotten!

>>551381909
>It was a good idea to practice jumping into his own character again,
im not sure how to interpret this

So, I became an undead minion in the fortress of Necromancer Dreadgrave, and after three months of trying, I was no closer to a dignified death.

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"I loved that old man."

It's from the first game of thrones book, i could've gotten something really juicy....

LOL
"They call me the Wizard of the North, but they are wrong."

"Thus atoms have diameters of approximately 1-5 Å"

...A blank page.
Well played, OP.. well played.

>Aspiration: (n); A strong wish, hope, or ambition.
...Fucking dictionary

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>>551381909
>"Yessir? One ninety, two twenty-five, two seventy-five...."
dude wat

"When there are trade disputes, countries are no longer free to impose unilateral decisions."

Um.

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>>551383783
>Dave Brubeck
>monica

'We only have Schindler's word for Beethoven's supposed ignorance of Schubert's lieder: Schindler writes that the older master knew "hardly five songs" before this date and was astonished to discover that the young composer had written over five hundred lieder (the true figure is over six hundred"

>That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.

Sounds like i'm getting some balls in my meat pocket.

>Sodium hydroxid, NaOH

As Anguidae refers to a group of lizards, in which the legs are too short stumps are re-formed or even absent.

Okay, that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard of.

The tantalising beauty of Orpheus' music was famous.

>>551381909
>Un oscillateur amorti par frottements fluides aura une équation de la forme d²u/dt² + wo/Q * du/dt + wo² u = 0.

i had to kill a mockingbird..."spit it out right now"

"how many times i have refused you?"

>>551381909
'From each person in the experiment we derive one essential fact: whether he has obeyed or disobeyed.' -Obedience to Authority

After Mr.P legt, i sat on the porch for a long time and thought about my life

What the fuck Mr.P, why do you leave me?

>>551383528
incredible
>>551383593
rape
>>551383610
what
>>551383612
kek
>>551383723
wincest
>>551383783
never
>>551383810
suisexuallity I guess?
>>551383835
you have no choice
>>551383867
you will be an eternal Wizard
>>551383901
top kek
>>551383906
dunno
>>551383996
..
>>551384015
forget about sex this year or ever

"Wardancers roam Athel Loren in tightly knit troupes, treading paths and secret ways that know or dare use."


Hmmm. I don't know how to interpret this.

>>551381909
>And high in the north as a challenge to Melkor she set the crown of seven mighty stars to swing, Valacirca, the Sickle of the Valar and sign of doom.

>>551381909
"Ich war ja erst 12 und hatte noch nicht mal
meine Periode gehabt."

"I was only 12 years old and didn't had my period yet."

>Christiane F. – We Children from Bahnhof Zoo

>>551381909
"Who did you think I was?"

>>551381909
While English and White were questioning Leisha Hamilton, Sgt. Thomas and Cpl. Lewis drove to Hamilton's apartment, where they met Jim Thomas.

>The Dark Tower, Book 3: The Waste Lands

"The surgery was quick, neat, and precise."

Guess I'm getting a sex change this year.

"And, sir," continues Honey, his voice hoarse in the cold, his rum-tainted breath freezing in the air, "on top of the three inches of English oak and the three inches of diagonal-laid African oak, they laid on two layers of Canadian elm, sir, each two inches thick. [...]"

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By the time shatford took over in mid-1999, the squad's reputation was in tatters and there was even talk of it being disbanded.

>In tatters
>Disbanded

So I can't cope with the pain and chemically castrate myself. I...I can see it happening.

To /r9k/ I go!

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From the first english book.
"Serbian forces under Marshal Radomir Putnik, now supplied with ammunition by France, launch a major attack on the Austro-Hungarian forces inside Serbia."

That sounds promising.

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>>551381909
"Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again" the King proclaimed.

A duck walks into a drugstore and says, "I'd like some ChapStick, please," and the druggist says, "Wiill you be paying cash for that?" and the duck says, "No, put the ChapStick on my bill."

they will come, they will!"

- The Amber Spyglass. (srs)

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>>551384149

Frenchfag here deal with it.
George était au courant, en ce qui concernait le grand-père de Trevelyan, et, vu l'attachement à la Terre de ses propres ancêtres, il ne s'était pas senti d'humeur moqueuse.

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>>551384178
Enjoy anon.

"Tom moved to comfort her, but Mr. Ricardi suprised Clay by coming around his desk and putting one pipestemmy arm around the girl before Tom could get to her."
- Stephen King, Cell

I'm not getting laid, am I?

How else was a AI supposed to shake hands?
>lel

>>551381909

"A minute speck of dust on any one of the balls would be enough to perturb it's path by a fraction of a millimeter or cause it to slow down by a minuscule amount."

Telumendil. Soronume, and Anarrima; and Menelmacar with his shining belt, that forebodes the Last Battle that shall be at the end of days.

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There was two books equally close to my fut, I don't read fiction, first book is "The Mind Alive Encyclopedia The Animal Kingdom" I think it was my parents because it looks pretty old, the first line on page 45 reads, "Say 'Prehistoric animals' to the average person and they immediately think of the dinosaurs".

Ok not bad, not too bad.

The other one is "Voices of the first day, awakening in the aboriginal dreamtime by Robert Lawlor" an excellent book I must say, haven't read it all yet, and i'm pretty pissed off that it fell out of my bed this morning and the spine broke -__- but anyway, the first line on page 45... let me see now......
"Making the air ring with his loud cackling, "Goo goor gaga, goo goor gaga, goo goor gaga."

Kinda weird but hey, at least nothing faggoty, i'm pretty happy with both of those. Thanks for the fun Anon.

>>551384075
and if you dont count the quotes it's...I spat it out, the tag was fading away anyway

"He sniffed the aroma, his face alighting with pleasure"

What if the only books in my house have less than 45 pages

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Tranci di brioche al cioccolato

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>>551381909

"Tot laat in de middag kunt u hun voorbeeld beter volgen."

>INB4 German.
>Impying that it isn't dutch.

>>551384391
does this mean i get to fuck an elf during Armageddon?

Biologists are racking their brains trying to think what useful task this apparently surplus DNA is doing

"This I call the Fetishism which attaches itself to the products of labour, so soon as they are produced as commodities, and which is therefore inseparable from the production of commodities.

>>551384421
tang*

gregarious (gri?ge(?)r??s)
adjective
seeking and enjoying the company of others, sociable.

"I will go down to Egypt with you, and I will surely bring you back again. And Joseph's own hand will close your eyes"

"I should head home actually," I said. "I'm kinda tired."

>>551381909
" A theme engine is a collection of scripts and files that interpret the templating language and process the commands contained therein. "

>help plz

>>551381909
This snowboarder flying through the air shows an example of motion in two dimensions. In the absence of air resistance, the path would be a perfect parabola.

>>551384408
np
>>551384647
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Virgin and non-virgin. Which kind do you think you are, anon?

"He was stronger than even he had guessed, and the free excercise of his powers in his own behalf had tapped unsuspected resevoirs of forces."

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>>551383042
>>551383042

You'll get the option of two girls where you can stick in 2 in one and the other can take 4 fingers?

>>551384493
They are not books. They are magazines

"She's looking at me, and her nose is twitching"
Nice.

From Theorem S1 and Lemma S2 it follows that if M is minimally inductive under a slowly progressing function g, then M is a nest.

there in the conference I laid out my plan, step by step.

>>551384783
Most are Manual's i don't own magazines.

>>551384774
One of the other 8 kinds?

And Pharoah said unto his brethren,"What is your occupation?"

As seen, is the multiplication of letters basis of the Babylonian language confusion.
umm...yeah
i don't think i'm gonna have sex any time soon...

Were you yourself, Phædo, in the prison with Socrates on the day when he drank the poison?

"Okay."

"Lets go out," whispered Jordan, after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; "this is much too polite for me." - The Great Gatsby

>>551381909
''When somebody refers to the phase of identifying an attitude and defining it as deliquency , like Vold himself did, it is set on a macro-social level, hence, the specific conditions under which certain 'in concreto' forms of attitude are displayed are out of consideration.

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"mrs Field and her daughter had already spent twenty minutes with him before the daughter came out and told hawthorn and child to come in."

>>551381909

IE >= 8
Firefox >= 3.5
Safari >= 4
Chrome >= 4
Opera >= 10.6

To make the more secure catchpole noose, tie a length of rope to a notch at the end of a pole

On most solar projects I use a 60/40 solder.

I don't get it...

>>551381909
Always ask what the acid is cut with, as a lot of acid is cut with either speed or strychnine.

Captain, we're sinking.

> Visible in this 30-mile-wide scene are Newport, at the head of the Cowes estuary in the middle of the Isle of Wight; Southampton, the great Cunard Line passenger port; an the modern yachting port of Cowes.

I mean, sure.

"it looked like the workspace of a chemist who made it upas he went along or until it exploded."
Going Postal - Terry Pratchet

I like that.

>>551381909
"The hydrogen car exercises: Fill a hydrogencar with demineralized water."

I don't even understand.. How is this my sexlife? ._.

"saw a vague white-bearded figure sitting on a tomb."
Conan I am Dissapoint.

Every object in the universe has gravitational attraction for all other objects

>>551384819
probably because you reek of babies and sperm
>>551384962
oh god I have actually read this
>>551385035
kek
>>551385043
fag
>>551385174
bdsm action
>>551385206
Nice, sauce?
>>551385285
it is nonexistent.

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>Then, you will die of pain...

>>551381909
Skiddly doo bop bop cha wha . . . that's jive.

"You want to go, don't you?"

"Wow that fight turned me out, it was so exciting"

Hrmmmm

Mike Tyson's Undisputed Truth btw.

"I'm sleepy."

No sex this year, I guess.

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>>551381909
"it was a crazy sexy, murderous relationship Weary entered into with people he eventually beat up"

>>551385292
What idiot wrote that?
Imaginary objects, metaphysical objects, spiritual objects, etc etc etc don't have gravitatonal attraction

Maybe that's not a sword at all, thought randal in alarm.

"I don't think I'm going to be allowed to forget it," I sighed.

>>551381909
Diplomas only have one page

fml

>this process derives its name from the order of the differential equation of which the system is described with.

I assure you he would be quite invaluable.

>>551385265
I like that book. Respect anon
>>551385460
You scare me.
>>551385485
TOP KEK

>His pauses indicated how much thought he was putting into his words.

"Blend the onion, garlic, green coriander/mint into a smooth paste."

>>551381909
"Oh sorry i thought you where someone else"

>>551385582
slaughterhouse five

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>>551381909
Er blickte dann auf seine Hände, an denen sich erste Altersflecke zeigten, und manchmal holte er Fotos von sich als Student hervor und versuchte sich zu vergegenwärtigen, wie es gewesen war, diese lange Strecke bis heute zurückzulegen.

Translation:

He then looked at his hands that showed first age marks and sometimes he brought out old photographies showing him as a student and tried to visiualize how it was to walk this long way.

GODDAMN!!! THAT COULD NOT HAVE TURNED OUT WORSE!

"The man thought for a moment and sighed."

Welp.

>>551381909
"I need to go" Van said. The next line is about feeding cats, so Im just gonna assume its about feeding pussy muh dick.

"He insists, however, that even when the scientific answers are in, we are still left with the thatness of the world, the fact that it is."

I dunno, I guess the thatness of the world means that my sex life will correlate with the reality of the world that I live in, that the thatness of the world is all there is.

"Bilen kan være i forsvarlig stand uten å være i forskriftsmessig stand."

Which translates to "The car can be in proper condition without being in proper working order."

...I swear to god there is nothing wrong with my penis.

"It will be-it will do the greatest harm if I stop; you don't understand. It is necessary to continue.
-Rule Golden by Damon Knight

>It's ready and waiting, sir. It's free to go.
Fifty shades of muh dick, son

>>551385502
>ded

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"These two instances are essentially the same, exept the fact-to-dimension version is missing an intermediate dimension that uniquly describes the group."


so, ummm... does this mean I get 1 x groupsex and 1 x haluzinated group sex?

>>551385471
That's because they don't exist faggot

This can be effective if you want to give the other person control or allow him to feel that he is in charge of the situation; for example, if you were making an apology.

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"She held on to the now-squirming kitten."
(Valiant, Holly black)


wat
I am not sure I feel comfortable with that

Derian might have hedged, knowing Harjeedian's strongly negative feelings about the Meddler, but Firekeeper did not hesitate.

Wat

"Here lies the grave."

Very accurate.

"Knuckleball to the rescue today."

>>551384237
where do you get pdf's of books like that online for free?

''So they say,'' I replied.

>>551385715
No anon, it's literally about feeding cats.
You see, the next year is going to be hard for you so you're going to need a friend. Unfortunately, humans find you repulsive. So, you'll surround yourself with cats. The one time you do come close to making human contact you realize you haven't fed your cats in nearly an hour and stammer out "I-i need to go" before shutting the door in the pizza guy's face without tipping.
>>551385897
Ideas exist, nigger.

How Many Have Died?

>>551385368
The Anarchist cookbook

>I visited my father more often in order to get more information about his past.
>Maus

"children approached and bowed down."

>>551381909
>Imagine him here—the very end of the world, a sea the colour of lead, a sky the colour of smoke, a kind of ship about as rigid as a concertina - and going up this river with stores, or orders, or what you like. Sand-banks, marshes, forests, savages, precious little to eat fit for a civilized man, nothing but Thames water to drink. No Falernian wine here, no going ashore. Here and there a military camp lost in a wilderness, like a needle in a bundle of hay—cold, fog, tempests, disease, exile, and death - death skulking in the air, in the water, in the bush. They must have been dying like flies here."
-heart of darkness

>>551385843
SAUCE! for research

>>551381909
"His strength remained, and he kept his long axe sharp, as the bearded priest had taught him."
>A Feast For Crows

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>>551381909
>mfw i dont own a single book

"It was filled not only with the French and Spanish of all classes who had formed in part its peculiar aristocracy, but later with immigrants of all kinds, the Irish and the German in particular." - For fuck sake, dude.

>>551381909
xt

She doesn't miss me at all...

>>551381909

from the battletech novel ideal war

"profession of a mechwarrior"

>>551384710
Getting so much sex in the future. I have feel it. NO AIR RESISTANCE, NO LUBE NEEDED.

"...field guns slaughtered the Germans caught on open ground, but the French came off worse." Ohhh, kinky

>>551385710
kekd
>>551385715
no
>>551385752
You think. Better get your "engine" checked anon.
>>551385908
you sick
>>551385937
you too
>>551385941
rapezone much?
>>551385997
As I suspected. Can you send me a scan or something?

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"In Alberta, picking Blackberries after October 11 is bad luck because by that date the devil has already laid claim to those berries."

How the fuck did they know.

>>551381909
"Every word put of his mouth was gayed up"

En otra ocacion don Quijote detuvo una carreta que llevaba dos leones enjaulados.

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>>551381909
She was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind who would gladly cut off her feet.

(c) scaletransformation: x = a*x',y = b*y',z = c*z' ; a,b,c are constants. As a special case, mirroring (compare to chapter 5.2).

>how fucked am i :|

fairly thick chitine armor

>it's from a terrarium encylcopedia

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>>551386008
The microsoft data warehouse toolkit, second edition.

Raldoran didn't.


Well shit.

>>551386081
First sentence on page 44 is perfect
A similar question in the Zen tradition is this "if not now, when?"

page 45 is
You see, the experience is already receding into the past.

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>>551381909

>Frequently the object of fighting. to be abducted as a sexual prize and see your children killed was certainly not a rare female fate.

"There are two basic types of markets - the physical location exchanges (such as the NYSE) and computer/telephone networks (such as Nasdaq)."

Well, that's an improvement... I guess.

>>551381909
However, the mathematics of special relativity shows that 60 years will have elapsed on her clock.


>wut

>>551381909
A member elected by the chairmen of the boards of directors or boards of private domestic banks

>watt

>>551381909
"Don't let him loose."

Seems like that's actually going to happen..

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>>551381909
His impotency appeared to him, and made his rage into that of a driven beast.

>>551386282
Sorry, only have it in physical form

"His legs trembled, his hands shook, and a tic had developed in his left eye"

well.. it could be worse

>>551381909
"Humanity itself had seemingly united on this proposition"

AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>551386307
Have you come out of the closet yet anon?
>>551386345
you into gore?
>>551386393
:
>>551386412
damn
>>551386509
TOP. KEK.

From the awesome book Shogun:
"...woman?" he asked incredulously in a heavily accented, barely understandable Portuguese, motioning at the naked naked woman.

"les employés fourmillent autour d'Anderson, hurlent, le touchent, tentent d'aider leurs blessés et de retrouver leurs morts."

>>551381909
Calcium carbonate is found in many everyday products, such as marble, chalk, and antacids.

I... what?

The physiological needs a distance runner should address are VO2max (through central and peripheral adaptations), lactate threshold, speed, and economy.

>>551381909
"Jag försökte hålla låg profil efter det, och uppriktigt sagt, jag behövde inte anstränga mig särskilt."

Translated: I tried to hold a low profile after that, and quite frankly, I didn't have to try that hard."

Yet she felt calmer than she ever had at Harrenhal.

A storm of swords
It has been calmer than ever sadly

"Basic products of lamintation."
Sounds creepy

>>551381909
"The straw knight joust better than that one"

>>551381909
??????? ? ??????. ??????? ? ????? ??????.
Translate:
Hit and silent. Hit and silent again.

That's shit yeah?

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"To my left, Wolf Blitzer."

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>the kiss has little to do with the position of the lips, and it doesn't need any complicated hokey pokey.

My gfs book about blowjobs.

>>551381909
Gaze into the fist of Dredd!

wat iz a book?

>>551386852
you're fucked m8
>>551386924
it is
>>551386607
you are in luck anon
>>551386606
that is sad. so sad. >>551386574
np>>551387028
that's technically cheating
>>551387032
wow

>>551381909
"I am the last clown on the bus. I tell everyone why I'm late. They think I may have gone overboard with the door. I think they don't understand the context of the situation."

-assholes finish first, Tucker Max

"She was just being shy"

from The Wave

fak yea

>>551381909
"The death of a master arouses suspicion, but if no master is believed dead..."

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In his solitary despair, Adrian would often seek my sister, and in covered terms express his misery, while fortitude and agony divided the throne of his mind.
Fuck it, are you a wizard OP ?

"Mr. Pendanski looked from one boy to another" ):

philip takes a deep breath

>>551381909
>I'm Going to Disney World!

not bad

blank page....:(

"people avoided her, made little loops around her, because everybody agreed that it was best to just Let Her Be."

>>551381909
For questions related to this program or to express input in the school's English Language Learners program, please contact school administration.
... lolwut

"Further, it is a struggle against the same enemy." Neoconservatism- Justin Vaisse. Not sure, but doesn't sound too good.

"On March 1st, 2001 the victim was found dead in her bedroom."

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>>551381909
>>551381909
>serway and jewett physics for engineers

"find the electric field due to an infinite plant of positive hcarge with uniform surface charge density sigma"

umm...

My 7th grade Arabic Social Studies book.
???? ?? ???
Activity is not descriptive/This activity is not descriptive

>>551387387
have fun
>>551387421
rekt
>>551387559
Isn't it obvious? You just contact the school administration and get laid. easy
>>551387595
not good
>>551387602
turn yourself in anon. Do it for humanity

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Maulbeerbäume, die Teiche inmitten im Moorland.
Aw jesus!

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"It's all right, Mom. I'm fine. I'm on my way home-"

"For the most part, the cytoplasm of dendrites resembles that of axons."

Use the dimensions x and 2x to write an expression that represents the whole area shown.

I had my old grade 11 text book next to me -.-

>>551381909
"people avoided her, made little loops around her, because everybody agreed that it was best to just Let Her Be"

When he enters he coughs loudly, seeing the situation

"You were right...*sniff*...I am a fucking lightweight...!"

Empowered, volume 3. I'm...Not sure how I feel about this.

>>551381909
"I looked away immediately, but it was already too late."
this is just rich

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>>551387663
sigma/2*epsilon
Easy as fuck.

First, the isoelectric point represents the net charge that is useful in classyfying proteins as acidic, basic, or neutral in an electrical field.

>>551383000
Ouch. That's like getting dead-legged by Jesus.

>>551387931
the answer to the question is obvious, but what does this mean for my sex life?

???????????

>>551387865
feels
>>551387917
lel you fucked m8
>>551388139
lolwut

>>551381909

This process of self-consciousness in relation to another self-consciousness has in this manner been represented as the action of one alone.

As an enterprise grows beyond a single location, it becomes necessary to interconnect LANs in various locations to from a WAN.

From my precalculus book:

These properties require that you perform the same operation on both sides of an equation when solving it.

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>>551381909
>She could pull out her staff, then....

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>>551388109
Your dick is getting divided by 2*espilon m8

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>>551381909
"Fresh-eyed boys of eleven and twelve appeared very innocent and playful" - Kiss the Girls
>mfw

>>551388267
aww dude WoT. myniggam Multiple sex for you this year.

>>551388316
my dick is getting divided by ~2*8.85*10^-12?

wow, I will be hung

>>551388372
MODS

>>551388372
MODS

This is a pretty good one.

'She could just see a portion of him, where he sat at the controls.'

Isaac Asimov, Robots and Empire.

>>551381909
the proletariat still had a means of production for himself, a spinning wheel, a garden, the prolatariat had none of these.
-english translation of the communist manifesto

>can't even fap

>when merchant tried to answer, his skinny colleague interfered by waving his hand

roughly translated

>>551381909
>I regretted keenly her mistake about my
private aesthetics, for I simply love that tinge of Botticellian pink, that
raw rose about the lips, those wet, matted eyelashes; and, naturally, her
bashful whim deprived me of many opportunities of specious consolation.

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This right here is pretty nice as well. Add it to folder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXLjW9Po-9U

Like a dog in heat, I searched all twenty-four rooms of the mansion for Mommy. ~Wolf of Wall Street

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>>551388467
You're welcome.

"The Cancer I period takes The Empath as its central image" wat

"He turned and saw her sitting cross-legged on the bed, sleepily scratching her stomach with burgundy nails."

Not very exciting? Or post-excitement? lul

>>551381909
"The medical examiner."

" The killer robot accepts her new identity so easy you have to wonder if she's faking the amnesia and was always looking for a good reason to go on a killing spree"
Wut.

>>551388705
wut... wrong thread nigger
>>551388792
cancer m8. cancer
>>551388798
itz all good itz all good>>551388820
not good

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"She regains her abilities and advancement potential if she atones for her violations as appropriate." D&D 3.5 Player's Handbook

The unexplained mysteries of WW2: The long flight back to England begins and teh RAF bombers are attacked by luftwaffe night fighters periodically until far out over the Englsh Channel.

help pls

Table 2-7 summarizes the OSI functions at each layer.

>>551386606
Epic orgasm. Nice.

>>551381909
Our heavenly father is amazed.

Strike down the Jewish people either by fire or by the sword in the name of Allah.

>>551389052
England is included in the sentence, that means you're gay. pretty easy deduction. sorry bro>>551389156
what.

>>551389156
LOL

>>551381909
"So well intended, and yet so insulting."

each one to judgement passing speaks, and hears his fate thence downward to his dwelling hurled.

>>551381909
>2014
>Implying I have real books

>>551381909

stuffed hare and sundried tomatoes, can't wait

There's only one sentence on this page.

>There's a surprising amount of resin production in the sativa-dominant Romulan.

>>551381909
write the compound inequality that is represented by the graph.

>>551381909
:I spent approximately fifteen minutes on the tempting 41."

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>>551381909
"I really think he preferred slipping off quietly in the end"
>Gandalf you so silly

>>551381909
Building instructions, stored in large DNA-molecules (H3) inside of the chromosomes.

>>551381909
At least, such was his intention.

>>551389156
raiping jewish bitches in the name of allah while on fire.

>>551386989
My favorite in the thread so far

"If you start arguing, she'll never let you go."

um, "but duncan had already reached the limits of the warrior mentat could teach him" i had some pretty fuckin gay sex it sounds like, lol

>>551389898
lurk moar

It was indeed a much wider land from the ford to the mountains than ever you would have guessed.

Taken from the hobbit

"The unschooled mob hacking at one another's legs is one thing; I don't believe he will be happy with the prospect of our joining in."

>>551381909
“Run them down! I want to hear the bones as they crack under our hooves!”

Well, yeah, this doesn't sound too nice.

"... thought to have died out sixty-five million years ago, until a specimen was pulled from the ocean in 1938."

Hard mode guess the books

By anons, hope you had fun. Going to sleep.

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Quite generally, the norm of a ket is preserved under unitary transformations.

"I'm not suggesting that we should go out of our way to censor these people."

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>>551390198
For those who might be wondering...