It's a Sunday and I'm bored as fuck.
21, 44 or 29 decides what I do with this slice of bread.
Years from now I'll look back and laugh, right now I'm gonna go shower for the next three hours
First you let the bread take you on a romantic dinner. Follow that up with a cheap bottle of wine. Reject it as the bread tries to make advances on you and get mad at it. After the argument gently roll the bread into the shape of a penis and SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.
Op shower like you never have before... w/ bread.
OP posts "It's sunday" and I immediately look at clock.
12:00 and 01 secs. OP is not just a wizard, he is The Wizard of Speed and Time!
Op I love you & could rock your world so hard
> pic related its me
Time to quit fucking around with slices & get your self a whole loaf girl ;-)
> mfw the GP turns around and is made of bread
> mfw I am impaled on the GP's baguette
> mfw he releases a sea of garlic bread sauce
> mfw when he whispers "yeasty" in my ear
> mfw I have no face
If there's a picture up within 5 minutes of someone else fucking a slice of bread, I may post tits considering the only people left in this thread are degenerates and 12 year olds
They'd make us wrap the bottle in black plastic or shove a black box over it. I reckon Beaver Beer would soon replace VB as the drink found most in ditches next to the highway
It was my friend showing me these pics you dumb cunt. I don't have them on my phone but they were like, 'wanna see the pics i got from x?" I was like sure! her hair/vagina/chub/skin colour is similar
Hey OP does this make soggy baby? ;-)
For anon's sake I'm giving out a few names, you should know.
The friend that showed me this pic is:
Emily (Emma) /Sarah/Jessica(Jess)/ Stephanie (steph)
How much regret do you think you will feel when you sober up or come down from your drug binge and realise you shoved bread in your snatch and posted it on 4chan for every creepy /b/tard to save and post elsewhere?
Or boat people... Then when they start asking questions, report them to immigration...
... what worries me though, is the quality and consistency of the product... you may need to go it alone, OP... For the good of our customers...
That shit's cray-cray... No one will deliver to a public park... Not even in Australia!
Although, i could drop-off (cold-war-era-spy-style) to that location within an hour (including stopping a shops for supplies*)
* = gin and a loaf of bread
Sorry to dissapoint you op but I spoken for
>pic related my waifu
Beefeater's the shit, good drink is mix beefeater, tonic water and raspberry shwepps in a bathtub then just soak it in through your pores for days
If you want a yeast infection dump a bag of skittle in your hole and let them melt down for a few. Sugar causes that shit, not bread.
Thanks for the deliver, you have a hot twat.
>OP makes a thread dedicated to her bread lust
>She carcasses it she butters it
> she makes love to it as it gently rises in her oven
> now she prentends like she doesn't really care for that bread?
Fuck you OP I'm making a new bread thread, Can you guess what my title image will be??
Yeah, actually being serious for a moment, I'm fermenting some homemade beer at the moment and I'll see if I can get some beaver beer labels printed when it's time to bottle. Keep an eye peeled in about two weeks, I'll make a thread about our business.
Queen???? Top kek you yeasty strumpet I woulnnt let my French loaf any where near you sour dough
not gonna lie, funny how this all started over bread in a vagina
i luv u /b/
Nope... First couple do nothing... 3rd hits you in the face like a brick. By the 5th you're about to pass out.
Wake up next morning completely refreshed, like the night before never happened.
The trick is in bleeding off ALL the ethanol. You only want the methanol (or I've got that round the wrong way)
i guess i am, first for tits, then this whole thing started and im really into it.....
tl;dr didn't get tits....but i'm ok with that
Well then. Haha no because it's only just started really. We're looking into making pumpkin beer and currently about 150 test litres are fermenting but if we get the recipe right we plan to take it commercial. So in about a year or two if you see a new brand of pumpkin beer on the market, probably under a name involving the letter W, buy it and drink it knowing you saw a coowner with bread up her vagina.
based as fuck
this is what i come to /b/ for, you magnificent bastard
That's actually pretty good for a nice homebrew. Here's one of the test vats of the possibly future Beaver Beer. Get excited ladies and gentlemen.
You know what bothers me right now? Why did you have to really deliver? Because now all of us are having a nice conversation, I would like to know your beer's name and your business partner who lives a few kilometers awayprobably really wants to meet you... but now there's this THING between you and us. this soaked, crumpled toast and that jpeg file in a thread that will be forgotten tomorrow. and it destroys any chance of honest conversation because well BREAD.
You couldn't handle me cruton
I think I didn't make myself clear, I meant that neither me nor most of the people still on this thread even care about the pussybread anymore, the conversation is much more interesting.
yes it was you I was looking for! check it out, there's an official breadmolester beaver beer email account! what a time to be alive!
OH NO http://jezebel.com/5947058/just-so-you-know-you-cant-make-beer-from-your-vagina
BUT FUCK SCIENCE (only this one time) because who cares, we'll just pump every ingredient to make beer inside that sweet melbournian thunderbeaver and brew a beer as mysterious as the dark side of the moon!