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This is me and my girlfriend.
Im a little bit vertically challenged in this photo.
Im 5"3' but I pull mad pussy.
/b/ros, help me out? Make me a bit taller so I can DP it and get mad likes?
Thx /b/ros
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>>551165745
fuck off you autistic manlet
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>>551165745
Riff Raff on the right?
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>>551165795
Fuck off you beta
Can anyone anyone please help?
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>>551165870
>mfw
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>>551165870
Jealous beta detected.
Im not good at photoshop, can you nerds just help please
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OP claiming ID
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>>551165745
here you little niggerlover
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>>551165745
first time i saw this pic i thought your faces had been swapped

>mfw
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>>551166321
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>>551166321
kek
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>>551166790
ROLLING FOR DUBS WHILE BUMPING
>waiting for manlet to get memed
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>>551166514
???
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>>551166891
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>>551166964
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>>551166397
You said face swap?
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>>551167254
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

TOP FUCKING KEK MATE 11/10
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>>551167395
Guys can you please just fix my image?
I cant do it and I need a new dp
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>>551167489
Here ya go.
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>>551167910
probably reminds OP of his childhood
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>>551167489
you cant fix it , being a manlet is the curse you have, deal with it , you also made the mistake of saying
>Im 5"3' but I pull mad pussy.
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>>551167910
Please, that doesnt even have me in it. But without the mask, thats what I get up to on a saturday night
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>>551168034
Its not a mistake, its the truth.
Ive fucked 10 girls this week, but I need that photo to convince my gf stay with me.
Solidarity or some shit
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>>551168137
>fucked 10 girls this week
>manlet
Yeah, okay...
>need a photo to convince my gf stay with me
>convince my gf stay with me
>fucked 10 girls this week
kek
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>>551168137
that photo aint going to do shit , she can fucking see how tall you are when she see's you in person
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>>551168239
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>>551168239
>manlets, when will they learn
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>>551168137
>fucks 10 girls a week
>needs to lie about his height on facebook so his girlfriend isn't embarrassed by him
legit shit, i'm sure.
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>>551168347
Bro I need it for my tinder too
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>>551168401
tinder?
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>>551168369
Gave me a good giggle.
6'0 master race here, yo.
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I'm going shop it for you op, am minute
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>>551168239
Please just help me. Im not a nerd at computers. Just help me look a bit taller?!
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>>551168469
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>>551168470
Thanks m80
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>>551168473
So much bait
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>>551168719
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>>551168719
Can you please just help?
This isnt b8, I just really need some help
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Here you go op
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>>551169069
>Llama detected
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>>551165745


http://youtu.be/T6ollICMbRc
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>>551169069
Can you please just make me look proportionately a bit taller? My neck just doesnt look realistic there :p
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they look exactly the same. obviously siblings
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>>551169103
Also tits so you dont have to gtfo
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>>551169181
We dont look that close.
Have a look at another girl I fucked
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>>551168469
>6'0
>master race

become 6'5 faggot then start laughing
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>>551169069
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>>551169407
Nope what?
Can't you please just make me look a bit taller?
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more realistic neck for OP
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>>551169370
He's cute. You're a lucky manlet op
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>>551169652
Not him, the cute chick you beta geek
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>>551169601
You can see from my dapper suit that im just not that fat. 10% body fat actually
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OP is twisted
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>>551169963
kek
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>>551169963
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fixed it for you. even made her shorter
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>>551169370
/kirsty.duncan.9047
OP is from austraila. which would explain why he's such a huge faggot. let's send this to her and a screen of OP's thread as well.
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>>551170752
Please dont do anything to her, just leave her alone.
Please just fix my photo
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>>551171019
i did fix your photo.
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I found op
facebook /james.a.anderson.37
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>>551171313
>/james.a.anderson.37
Wow. How did you do this?
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>>551171313
I just wanted a nice looking photo of me looking taller.
Please dont do anything to me, what have I done to you?
Anyway, you are just betas, what could you do to me?
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>>551171313
got the girlfriend's facebook through his pictures.
/sasha.lesiuk
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>>551171475
I'm with the FBI lol, no. I just looked through the friends of that bitch he fucked untill I found him.
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>>551170752
nope
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>>551165745
I'm not sure if the feller is a manlet or if the girl is freakishly tall

because she has that 'body shape'
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>>551171480
christ did she take a brick to the face or do you just physically abuse her constantly? i feel bad for you OP. if that's REALLY your gf, and you're struggling to keep her? damn.
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>>551171787
Shit guys dont send her this.
Shell know then and then itl be over
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So for all the new /b/ros
This is op: Feacbuk /james.a.anderson.37
This is his GF: Feacbuk /sasha.lesiuk
This is the bitch he fucked: Feacbuk /kirsty.duncan.9047
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>>551165870
Oh my god kek'd
>Deon deon manlets at my feet
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>>551171884
She doesnt come out so well in photos ok!
She is so hot irl.
Hotter than your non existant gfs
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Atleast op can walk straight into a titty and get a suck. And she can rest a beer on his head
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>>551171957
okay honestly his replies make the bait obvious.we're being led on. we either send the thread to all of them, or we just leave and carry on with our lives.
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>>551172096
fucking kek'd
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>>551170752
/sasha.lesiuk
OP's "girl"
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>>551172127
I'm just orginazing shit. It's no bait,
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>>551172374
Just because she does charity work.
Please just leave me alone.
Im sorry?
Ok?
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>>551165745
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>>551172496
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>>551170468
>james.a.anderson.37
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>>551172537
WHAHAHAHA
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>>551172452
talking about OP and the way he's wording his shit. paranoid. i would send all this shit to all the fb's listed but i don't have a fake facebook account and i cba to make one
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>>551172537
Hehehe man that wasnt some bad photoshop, the background isnt that bad.
But the ladder?
And my legs arent that short.
Im sorry I ever asked for this
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>>551172623
why use a fake? too ugly to have your real facebook accepted or what?
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>>551171313
> Anyway, you are just betas, what
> could you do to me?

looks like the midget wants to post a challenge /b/
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>>551172374
OP fucked the potato in the middle.
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>>551172048
>Deon deon manlets at my feet
Impressive. Otherwise sage thread.
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male alpha
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>>551172537
lost
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>>551172771
She isnt the one I fucked. Its the one on the right. Can you please just let it go now?
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jesus crust. Are her parents cousins?
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>>551172771
by the looks of it, at least she knows how to brush her teeth.
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>>551172537
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Somebody wanted a face swap, no? Okay.
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>>551173039
here you go anyway
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>>551172932
I know you're trolling and all, but do you really have to trick the new friends like this?
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>>551173093
Please that isnt funny.
I might be taller but I need me to be taller.
Please just stop?
What do you need me to do to make you stop?
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they look retarded
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>>551169380
>6'5
nah brah
6'7 master behemoth race
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>>551173265
her tits.
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>>551173275
Did they make those dresses themselves?
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>>551173362
She doesnt have any
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>>551173309
>Not being Storm Giant
>22 feet tall x 14,000 pounds , ottermode
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Someone made your girl that dress. Where the fuck you live brah? That's some shitty midwestern sewing!
>Couldn't be worse. You either. You're beat on height. You'll never catch up to normal people now. Hopefully you enjoyed your youth.
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Anyone report this to his gf yet and ruin this midgets life?
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>>551173432
At the end of high school they modify their school dresses to reflect the thing that got them through the year.
So they cut their own dresses up.
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Found footage of OP having sex.
http://www.daftporn.com/?p=play&Id=1963
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>>551173362
why would you want that...
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Successful PA request is successful.

What did he do to make you want the asshole of the internet to ruin his life OP?
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>>551168469
u avin' a giggle?
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>>551173309
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>>551173471
>2014
>not a 50-meter class colossal titan
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>>551173571
>http://www.daftporn.com/?p=play&Id=1963
What is a PA request?
What did who do?
Guys please stop
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>>551173634
Holy shat, that' even skinnier than me. And i am very skinny
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>>551173664
Everything over 10 meter is a genetic freak.

6 meter height is god tier height for pussy slashing
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>>551173684
Nup, I still call fake. Nobody who genuinely wants /b/ to stop anything juxtaposes
>Guys please stop
with
>You're all betas anyway

You're consistent though, I'll give you that.
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>>551173879
at least I don't have the iq of an inbred offspring of inbreds.
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>>551173921
I realised that you guys arent fucking 9gag.
Please stop.
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>>551173879
6 meters is equal to almost 20 feet. are you saying 20 foot giants walk this earth for the sole purpose of pussy slaying?
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your girl op, proud?
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Here. I made her shorter.
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>>551174123
What else they could do?
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>>551174052
Thanks!
Can you please just swap the heads back!
Then we will be done!
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>>551165745
here ya go
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>>551174115
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>>551174331
10/10
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Are you all fucking retarded. This is some dude who hates the guy in the photo, and is pretending to be him. He's then posted as another anon and made out like he's found this dudes FB all so you get roused into a frenzy and launch an attack on the dude in the picture. Guy pretending to be the bloke in the photo: nice try ya fucken sad cunt, youre not a mastermind. Eat a bowel of dicks gimp.
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>>551174331
I give up
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>>551174236
Sure OP
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>>551174461
Yes! This guy is right!
So stop!
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>>551172930
Your summer is showing.
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>>551174461
why would anyone ever lie on the internet?
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>>551174461
exactly what I thought, but still.. this thread
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Attempting the old double bluff. Not good enough mate. Pull the other leg ya stupid dog.
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>>551174625
>implying we'll stop
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>>551174842
What choice do I have but try and get you to stop?
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>>551172684

>But the ladder?

sorry bro, i did not consider that people of limited stature would be scared of heights.
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>>551174929
it aint gonna work m8
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>>551174975
HOLY FUCK
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>>551174929
>implying this isnt your subtle reverse psychology to get us to continue
>thinking we're that retarded
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>>551168047
Your gf is so loose you fist her?

Poor little Manlet...
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>>551174975
Even ill admit that was funny.
But please stop?
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>>551174975
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>>551174625
>le master mentalist
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>>551168470
While you're at it... Put some tits on that hoe
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The disproportional nature of this picture offended me.
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>>551174975
Gunna need a crane to take her out.
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>>551165745
Seduce me, shorty.
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>>551175564
Oh no, you got me.
So now you'll stop?
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>>551174975
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>>551173634
He might be skinny, but he's still a man.
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>>551175814
this thread is now midgets. That or I'm going to fap to the brontosaurus on the right
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>>551176682
Debatable
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>>551175698
That was a hard wank.
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>>551177037
Is that some kind of threat?
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>>551176682
so, given the choice between being tall and look like the guy in the picture or being a manlet but looking like a normal human being, you'd rather look like deflated Skeletor?
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>>551177175
I am very serious when it comes to dinosaurs.
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>>551177473
I now want to acquire an inflatable Skeletor
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share mutuals with OP :( feels bad man
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So I made your head bigger, but then it really looked weird with all that long forehead, so I had to put other faces to make it look natural. I used your girlfriend at first and then it was still not enough. I hope you don't mind I used Kanye West (I made him as white as you guys so it looked natural).

But then there was no face on your girlfriend so I thought maybe you would like a pic with a hollywood celebrity, so I chose ben affleck... But it looked weird in a dress so I added make up, and made her pregnant too so it was more feminine. But then since the face started as Ben Affleck I had to add beard to you so you look older because it looks like a much older lady.. No choice..

I then added the knife to her because it was cool but realized it was a bit too violent for a nice pic, so I added bread in your hand too!

Have a nice day!
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>>551178174
And after all the thought you put in... all the detail... going above and beyond the original request... I bet OP will just be ungrateful!

> That is why OP is always a fag!
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>>551170752
I fucking knew it! I'm pretty sure that girl is a friend of a friend... I've been sitting her trying to remember.
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Pretty sure the OP is some jealous neckbeard trying to fuck it up for this manlet, probably because of the shebeast in the picture.
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i feel bad for OP if this is some other dude posting
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>>551178831
That would be me, minus the jealousy or facial hair. On the GF's fb page, the cover photo shows her WITH, Kirsty, the other girl. They're friends! Hmmmm.... decisions, decisions.
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>>551175368
>But please stop?

if only you had stood on her shoulders, you would have been the first man to reach mars.
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>>551178174

bravo!
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>>551175368
I won't send the pics/thread to your girlfriend if you post "I'm OP and I'm a little faggot."
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>>551178174
10/10
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>>551172537

oh my fucking god
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>>551179568
kek'd so hard
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>>551174461
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>>551182387
>le ebin maymay XD
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>>551182387
The guy who identifies a not so cleverly disguised personal army post is a newfag?
Goddamn son, at least learn to claim newfag on people who are actually clueless in some way.
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Someone please faceswap this.
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>>551171957
And this is a pic of OP's GF together with the bitch he fucked.
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Date an Asian. Problem solved.
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>>551178174

10/10
>>
Ryan Weber
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>>551178174
Impressive
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thank me later
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