This is me and my girlfriend.
Im a little bit vertically challenged in this photo.
Im 5"3' but I pull mad pussy.
/b/ros, help me out? Make me a bit taller so I can DP it and get mad likes?
first time i saw this pic i thought your faces had been swapped
You said face swap?
TOP FUCKING KEK MATE 11/10
you cant fix it , being a manlet is the curse you have, deal with it , you also made the mistake of saying
>Im 5"3' but I pull mad pussy.
>fucked 10 girls this week
>need a photo to convince my gf stay with me
>convince my gf stay with me
>fucked 10 girls this week
that photo aint going to do shit , she can fucking see how tall you are when she see's you in person
Gave me a good giggle.
6'0 master race here, yo.
We dont look that close.
Have a look at another girl I fucked
become 6'5 faggot then start laughing
christ did she take a brick to the face or do you just physically abuse her constantly? i feel bad for you OP. if that's REALLY your gf, and you're struggling to keep her? damn.
Oh my god kek'd
>Deon deon manlets at my feet
jesus crust. Are her parents cousins?
Someone made your girl that dress. Where the fuck you live brah? That's some shitty midwestern sewing!
>Couldn't be worse. You either. You're beat on height. You'll never catch up to normal people now. Hopefully you enjoyed your youth.
Are you all fucking retarded. This is some dude who hates the guy in the photo, and is pretending to be him. He's then posted as another anon and made out like he's found this dudes FB all so you get roused into a frenzy and launch an attack on the dude in the picture. Guy pretending to be the bloke in the photo: nice try ya fucken sad cunt, youre not a mastermind. Eat a bowel of dicks gimp.
exactly what I thought, but still.. this thread
Attempting the old double bluff. Not good enough mate. Pull the other leg ya stupid dog.
>But the ladder?
sorry bro, i did not consider that people of limited stature would be scared of heights.
The disproportional nature of this picture offended me.
so, given the choice between being tall and look like the guy in the picture or being a manlet but looking like a normal human being, you'd rather look like deflated Skeletor?
So I made your head bigger, but then it really looked weird with all that long forehead, so I had to put other faces to make it look natural. I used your girlfriend at first and then it was still not enough. I hope you don't mind I used Kanye West (I made him as white as you guys so it looked natural).
But then there was no face on your girlfriend so I thought maybe you would like a pic with a hollywood celebrity, so I chose ben affleck... But it looked weird in a dress so I added make up, and made her pregnant too so it was more feminine. But then since the face started as Ben Affleck I had to add beard to you so you look older because it looks like a much older lady.. No choice..
I then added the knife to her because it was cool but realized it was a bit too violent for a nice pic, so I added bread in your hand too!
Have a nice day!
That would be me, minus the jealousy or facial hair. On the GF's fb page, the cover photo shows her WITH, Kirsty, the other girl. They're friends! Hmmmm.... decisions, decisions.
>But please stop?
if only you had stood on her shoulders, you would have been the first man to reach mars.
And this is a pic of OP's GF together with the bitch he fucked.