>>551050443 New thread. Give me a 1 please.

>>551062712
Jesus Erin I've been waiting to hear from you since last weekend! You took your sweet fucking time and damn was I excited to see you again. Sorry for that but I'm pretty mad at you.
Now show me something or forget me.

4chin is a worldwide organization of professional masturbators. we masturbate and take photos of our penises, exchange them, and masturbate to each other. you should check it out, it's great!

>>551062848
reroll

>>551062712

i fap (slang for masturbate) to young boys, got any pictures you wanna share?

>>551062712
Of course is it, who the fuck you want is it ?

>>551062881
such fastness

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Sam, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>551062712
Yes goddamn this is sam, how have you been?

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>>551062712

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Send her a picture of your dick and fix it with soup god dammit.

Yes it's Same

(send a picture of your face)

Now show me your tits

No this is actually Michael Jackson, asking for nudes from beyond the grave, hence my earlier use of "Heaven." Shamone.

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>>551062881
thanks for postin it, bud.

re-rolling.

>>551062712
For fucks sake you stupid slut I am taking replies from an anonymous image board (4chan) to text to you. They are writing retarded shit which I then text to you at random

>>551062712

Now show me your tits you dumb bitch

>>551062712

DO YOU ACCEPT SCOOBY AS YOU NATTY OVERLORD ?

>>551062961
Win

>>551062881
this !

>>551062848

Indeed, 4chin is our dark lord, basically, we coexist within the same sphere of our dimension but instead of people, we believe in tits, thus, you must redeem your holiness to my needs, as it is done for a noble purpose, our ancient saying goes:
'' Thy holy tities or thee will be abolished ''

pls respond

this shit looks stupid

>>551062881
WINRAR

>>551063085
faggot.

This post won>>551062881

>>551062961
Winrar

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>>551062881
I'll deliver all day m8 but we seem to be going in circles here.

How about deliver the first winrar on your last reply you fucking faggot.
>>551061909

>>551062881
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>551063198

>>551062961
You tried to fix it with soup?

i like turtles

>>551063283
next number is?

>>551063283
>Can I eat your dongleberries tonight ?
Rolling for whatever.

>>551063283
I've just been screwing with you because you're an expendable whore. This should explain everything so delete my number and never text me again you slut. BTW pakis are from Pakistan you autistic mouthbreather.
>>551062712

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No, this is Patrick

Listen up you stupid fucking twat! I'm going to fucking gut you. I'm going to find you and fucking slice through your stomach. Text me one more time, I swear. I'm done with your shit.

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5 decides. I smell the end :(

oi shav let me see them pissflaps of yours or ill com to yor house an stolk you i swear on me mum mate

>>551062848
rerolling, want to see what kind of whales OP is trying to fuck.

>>551063524
come on, let's not finish it after such a statement. let's creep her to spaghetti level

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Look slut - we both know there is only one reason for you to text me this late. Stop wasting my time and get to it already.


And yes this is Sam you daft twat.

No, but really, when i said 4chin i meant 4chan. It's a website filled with mountains of porn. You should check it out. Especially this one board called /y. It has the best content i've ever seen.

>>551063612
Sorry... :(

>>551062961
>still this

Works sometimes.

>>551063524
shit.. was meant to link thread.
>>551062712

>>551063612
sorry, ive got a girlfriend

Just get on with it and show me your tits, Erin. This thread won't end.

"I've sent your number to Cuntstoppers"

im sorry i was jokign around

>>551063612
>But I really want to eat those dongleberries of yours!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Sam, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>551063665
win

>>551063665
oh for fucks sake

>>551063665
No you didn't

>>551063665
LOOOOOL

>>551063665
lol, winrar

>>551063612
Why do fat people like to think that being thin is being unhealthy and damaging to their health? Do they really believe it? Fat people = intellectually inferior? Fucking fat landwhales.Harpoon them all.

>>551063665
WINRAR

>>551063612
look, I'm not Sam anymore. call me samantha

>>551063665
WINRAR

>>551063665
WINNA

>>551063612
Listen its sam. Im sorry for creepin you out i was on 4chan and people on there were telling me what to send. Can i make it up to you with my cawk?

Do you want to see my collection of penises pics ?

I have everything from Nigger to Asian, uncut, cut, tiny, big....

>>551063612
you misunderstand. your dad tells me to do this, to confuse you. he's got plans for you. flee.


and then quickly delete that.

>>551063612
saturday night meant nothing to me
you're just one of my 7 bitches

>>551063612
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pimp school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on feminists, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in ejaculating warfare and I’m the top rapist in the entire World. You are nothing to me but just another bitch. I will rape you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gentleman across 9gag and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pussy. You’re fucking raped, bitch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rape, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the world’s rapists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pussy off the face of the continent, you little bitch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bitch. I will rape fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bitch.

>>551063665

dear god winrar

>>551063612
seems like she actually liked you OP

Shame you will have to tell her that her pussy stank could clear out an Indian restaraunt

send her a cock pic

>>551063612
Baby what happened Saturday night was just a taste, wait till i change Into my ultimate form, get ready

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>>551063665
Why does dis habbedding :(((((((

K we'll try squeeze another reply out. Go with 6.

>>551064142

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Sam, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>551063883
roll for this

>>551064142
you misunderstand. your dad tells me to do this, to confuse you. he's got plans for you. flee.


and then quickly delete that.

that might squeeze a few more out.

>>551062712
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS FAKE AND GAY B0SS

>>551064142
do you have any up-dog?

>>551064142
OP is a faggot, not a cool one like Queen lead singer, he's just a faggot.

From thee, even from thy virtue!
What's this, what's this? Is this her fault or mine?
The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?
Ha!
Not she: nor doth she tempt: but it is I
That, lying by the violet in the sun,
Do as the carrion does, not as the flower,
Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be
That modesty may more betray our sense
Than woman's lightness? Having waste ground enough,
Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary
And pitch our evils there? O, fie, fie, fie!
What dost thou, or what art thou, Angelo?
Dost thou desire her foully for those things
That make her good? O, let her brother live!
Thieves for their robbery have authority
When judges steal themselves. What, do I love her,
That I desire to hear her speak again,
And feast upon her eyes? What is't I dream on?
O cunning enemy, that, to catch a saint,
With saints dost bait thy hook! Most dangerous
Is that temptation that doth goad us on
To sin in loving virtue: never could the strumpet,
With all her double vigour, art and nature,
Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid
Subdues me quite. Even till now,
When men were fond, I smiled and wonder'd how.
Cunt.

>>551064142
Im sorry its 4chan not me i love you heres a pic of my cawk.

(Then send her a pic of it)

>>551064251
no shit

>>551064226
>>551064226
>>551064226
WINRAR

I'm sorry. I love you. Your beatiful eyes fill me with joy, Erin. I want to be your sex slave TAKE ME TAKE ME SHAV PLS OI

I'm sorry baby, let me make it up to you *dick pix*

>>551064226
39 second winrar

>>551063612
Listen, sorry for all this. I'm out with some friends and they took the phone, and I've only now seen wtf were they doing.
I really liked the time we spent together, sorry for this

>>551064142
Lolol Erin I'm sorry. I was asking a bunch of pedophiles what to say to you from 4chan.org /b/ thread. My only friends!

>>551064226
>>551064226
>>551064226
WINRAR

>>551064309
winrar for me too, and I'm trying to save this shit.

>>551064246
>>551064246
>>551064246
>>551064246
>>551064246

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SORRY. MY STUPID FUCKING IDIOT /B/ROTHER HAD MY PHONE. THIS IS SAM. I MEAN IT.

>>551064226
>>551063883

lel. Here we go.

>implying OP won't fix all this after the thread 404's

>>551064298
reroll

>>551064142
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pimp school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on feminists, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in ejaculating warfare and I’m the top rapist in the entire World. You are nothing to me but just another bitch. I will rape you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gentleman across 9gag and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pussy. You’re fucking raped, bitch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rape, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the world’s rapists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pussy off the face of the continent, you little bitch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bitch. I will rape fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bitch.

>>551064326
>>551064326
>>551064326
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>551064358
This

>>551064218
roll

>>551064413
Nope.

Real winrar :
>>551064226

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>>551064226
Final message to redeem; give me 8.

Tell her the truth so we can continue this and get you laid. Don't listen to us until you can get the convo to a point where she isn't mad as fuck.

send your dick,

>>551064539
for real though, I'm just fucking with you

>>551064347
rolling this shit

>>551064602
this

>>551064358
Roll

Don't be afraid. I don't touch girls that passed the clock.

>>551064539
shav taek me and fok me in the gabber mate

>>551064539
send a pic of your dick

>>551064413
GUYS LISTEN. I HAD 6 AS WELL AND I'M TRYING TO SQUEEZE MORE OUT THROUGH CONFUSION.

I made the masturbator thing, btw.

>>551064539
Sorry Erin, I'm just messing with you. Don't worry.

>>551064539
Nice wifi connection fagget

>>551064539
by the way I'm no longer Sam. I'm Samantha you ignorant fuck

eh fuck you then. I'll go suck some dick and show you what you missed out on

>>551064541
I'm gonna actually roll for this

>>551064421
roll

>>551064539
I love when nigger dick goes in my urethra and I bleed to death

>>551063674
roll

>>551064539
Omg what happened? Oh crap did someone have my phone? What did they say!

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>>551064648
WINRAR

>>551064678
so fucking close

>>551064678
Is that your face in the upper right hand corner?

>>551064648
>>551064658
>>551064668
>>551064678
winrars

>>551064710
roll for this

Okay fine I'm sorry I just get really nervous when I'm hoerny. So you think you can send me a picture of your bare breasts?

>>551064648
WINRAR

>>551064648
Win

>>551064541
roll

>>551064298
last reroll

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>>551064668
I'd say that's the final nail in the coffin. Thanks /b/, it's been fun. If she replies I'll let you know!

Why are all the winrar either so stupid they fuck the whole thing up or so beta they fuck the whole thing up even more afterwards?

>>551064937
That was the wrong get you absolute cockface

>>551064937

The fuck >>551064648

This guy winrared first.

I'm giving up.

>>551064648
OP there's still time
send this

>>551064937

>not using the actual get

>>551064937
Quick, the other win will fix it, make this right faggot

>>551065136
OP is picking and choosing.

>>551064937
OP, please listen to the people.
let's let this one go with it.
>>551064648

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>>551064937
Non delivering newfag, go fuck yourself and die in a hole.
You have ignored likr 4 fucking winrars of which were the first, fuck off and die.

>>551064347
Come on OP, I know you are a faggot, but for once..

>>551065279
Op is retard.

>>551064937
come on op, let me try and fix this. >>551064347

>>551065414
Go blow something up haji

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My bad I fucked that up.

3 wins.

>>551065525
go run ur mafia, don

>>551065356
you might want to pick the thong out of your ass Faggot. seriously, calm down.

>>551065632

See? 4chan knows it's shit.

>>551065632
I'm sorry how can I make it up to you?

>>551065632
It's not too late to get together still.

>>551065632
3 get

>>551065632
Thanks for understanding, they're really childlish, but well, I guess I'm stuck with them :p

oh

>>551065632
you had your fun, call it a day and try to hit that shit

>>551065632
Okay, now let's seal the deal. Show me your tits!

>>551065813
Well done

>>551065813
WINRAR

>>551065632
That's better. I'm ready to see where this goes now.

>>551065813
win !

>>551065632

Alright, I'm going to say it...

I'm horny as fuck and I think you're gorgeous, wanna meet up?

>>551065820
rwal

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>>551065632
REVIVED

>>551065964
reroll

>>551065813
Winner winner

i can tell you don't know anything about that sort of thing by your arguments.

let me teach you something, kiddo.

fucking a hooker is nothing at all like fucking a girl you like. but sometimes, fucking a hooker is a thousand times better. you're not just paying a meth head to suck your dick. there is excitement and pleasure in the act of finding a hooker, and that feeling as you walk with them into a hotel room, knowing with absolute certainty that you're about to smash them up against the wall and fuck them stupid. you see, they aren't that pretty little thing you have a crush on, they're whores, forgotten women, the anti-feminist. when you fuck her you are entering another world. it's not the safe place you go 5 days a week to earn money, it's not the clean precision of a marines dress blues, it's fucking dirty. it's nasty and its unclean. it's that gas station in an outer suburb you see kids in hoodies hanging around, it's that one bar you walked into by accident and got that "feeling", it's the hair standing up on the back of your neck when you meet a real criminal. fucking a hooker lets you escape into that world, the one you're not hard enough, or strong enough to be a part of. the world where people do what they have to, to feed their kids and to get another high.

and i fucking love it.

>>551065820
Roll

>>551065632
Yeah bunch of jokers, just last night were we're horsing around and before I knew I had two cocks in my mouth in one in the pooper

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>>551065813
Waiting on a reply for the next roll number.

OK /b/, we can get this mid laid right now. Don't fuck it up

>>551066230
don't do shit, just carry on with whatever you want.

>>551066230
Like, I mean, you can still TAEK ME IN THE GABBER SHAV I SWER ON ME MUM GOOBER

>>551066308
Auto correct turns kid into mid. Cool

>>551062712

What the fuck?
Why would you ever say something from 4chan, outside of 4chan?
You fucking shit-bag.

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Holy fucking shit I can't believe you revived this. 0 decides.

>>551066543
That's the point, you fucking newfag.

I know we haven't spent that much time together, but I would trade anything t see you again.

? OP is a fat fuck living in his moms basement ?
? He's a freeloader and doesn't pay rent ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?
? He lurks /b/ only 2, maybe 3 hours a day ?
? He loves the cock but insists he's not gay ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?
? OP would liek to be raped by a horde of guys ?
? Yet he insists that he is only bi... ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?
? OP is a faggot and loves the cock ?

I'll catch a tax right now! I'm on my way

>>551066659

I'm okay with that, where do you live?

>>551066659
How about some pictures to get things going first? ;)

>>551066659
Lemme see them flapjacks, baby

>>551066659
You are beautifull even without make up. Sure I'll go right away :)

>>551066659
I'll come pick you up right now!

I'll be right over

>>551066659
lets say i take my taxi to you and fuck you deep in your echo'ing hole

>>551066659
alright babe you want me to brng anything kinky?

>>551066659
If i come to you promise me we'll have a good time if you know what i mean ;)

>>551066659
Im on my way

>>551066659
dude you're set. get off 4chan and get laid.

>>551066659
Why the hell not, I'd do anything to make this shitstorm up to you

>>551066659
I'm already in bed, I was hoping you could give me something to dream about. ;)

You are such a faggot stop playing games with your little 4chan friends

>>551066790
Op dun goofd

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>>551066790
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS NIGGER DON'T DON'T

>>551066659
I'm coming to your house right now, get ready for a toride night, btw, can i bring a friend, he's virgin and you might love his body

I don't know if I can make it tonight, send some pics and we'll pretend I'm there ;)

>>551066759
rawl

Eh, sure. If you don't mind, I can come round by 7?

>>551066790
Can't fucking believe I got the win. Awesome

>>551066790
and back to dead

>>551066659

Sounds good. Let me get rid of these boxers and throw on some some sweatpants. I'll be "swinging" by shortly.

>>551066790
Winrar

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>>551066790
10/10

>>551066790
WINRAR
either we get nuds or kill thread

>>551066659
On my way to you

>>551066659
do you ever had anal sex?

>>551066659
Too late, I just did

>>551066790
for fucks sake

Will you finger my ass?

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>>551066659
DONT DO THE WINRAR OP JUST FUCKING DON'T MOST DON'T DELVIER YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE

>>551066790
And we already have a winner

>>551066659
That's okay, i bet you're hot without make up, i'll just pick up some jimmies and i'll be right over to slip my widge sensually into your whispering eye.

>>551067000
>Trips + late win
What does this mean?

>>551066659
You're*

>>551066230
well played op, well played

>>551067031
This.

>>551067000
trips

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Don't fuck this up op.

>>551064421
this

>>551066790
Fuck that shit it ain't happening. I'm going to go to her house, but I'm gunna try set up my cam to film. Someone screen some of this cos if I get decent nudes they're coming here afterwards. I've delivered so far and I'll deliver again. You fucking rock /b/, thanks bros.

What would you want to do if I cum over?

>>551067217

thank you based OP.

>>551067217
That a boy, op!

>>551067217
Godspeed
Captcha: which vntitie

>>551066790
>>551066659

Don't. Go to her place and deliver some first hand pictures.

>>551067217
good choice anon !

>>551067217
Dude, fuck that. Now you're bitching out like a little cunt. You're going to go there and get friendzoned with that fag attitude

>>551067217
this is the one time Op's not delivering made him not a faggot

>>551067217
FUCK YES GO THERE MOTHERFUCKER! Fucking yes!

Ausfag here goodluck ausfag

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you've got nothing to prove op. you're already legendary you dont need to keep listening to WINRAR

>>551067217
Today op was a dumb cunt

>>551067217

good luck... i thought you are a faggot but theres still hope

>>551067217
You da real MVP, OP

>>551067339
>You're going to go there and get friendzoned
says the virgin who still believes in friendzone

>>551067217

Collect your prize for delivering.
Godspeed.

>>551067217
This might be the first time that one of those texting threads leads to something good.

>>551067419
This. The absolute most golden troll ever is blown because OP is a fag

>>551067419
Today OP had some common sense

>>551067419
Wasn't. I give up.

>>551067217
gentle and schoolar OP.
Waiting for sextape to be delivered

i hope he's gone to go fuck her. Entertaining bored people on the internet < Getting your dick wet (Provided she is hawt)

HAHA OMG you virginfags are cheering a guy that might get laid. I feel sorry for you guys.

>>551062961
yes

>>551067527
Bullshit. I have personally been instrumental in getting /b/ros some playtime.

if op delivers with timestamp this'll be one of the greatest threads in a while. shared with the guy that forgot to blur out his name while asking for cheese pizza

>>551067217
And when the Aussies win this will be a truly excellent day.

>>551067532
Go whine some more about op not delivering your get faggot.

>>551067652
STFU before I nuke your moms pussy

>>551067217
What if it's a trap?

She put his number on crimestoppers, what if she wants to call him over just as the police arrive at her place.

>>551067670

>>551067858
Either it's a trap
OR
OP GETS PUSSY

>>551067652
If you weren't a virgin you will do it aswell, Oh sorry you don't know the feel of getting laid.

>>551067858
that's a risk OP will have to take

>>551067741
You mean Brendan? That was glorious

>>551067858
that would be hilarious

>>551067217
Give us a codename to remember you by when you come back and make another thread.

>>551067746
Somebody tell 'im he's dreamin'.

Do it bro And get the fuck off vodafail

Are any of your siblings home? They into...? ;)

>>551067940
Is pussy worth an encounter with the po-po?

Live stream to ustream or battlecam

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>>551067217

>>551062961
oh yes

>>551068267
YES
Yes it is

>>551069215
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>>551069354
I call my cock "pedestal"

>>551069215
30 mins of sex is not worth time in jail

>>551069915
Save thread, use if jailed

No cunt goes to jail for this shit.