Vocaroo.

>>551051272
nig

>>551051272
PEANUTS
AND BUTTER
AND JELLY
BUT NO TIME

fuck no

>>551051272
58 get!

>>551051272

MC ESE
Yo mama's fat, and she a slag
and your papa is a fat as fag

durka durka durka

Fuck the police mother fucker I'm going to kill op for being a faggot and I hate faggots which means I hate myself dog nigg nigg nigg niggerfied.

>>551051272
2 CHAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNZ

>>551051272
In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>551051272
Father. Yes son? I want to kill you.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGA NIGGER MCNIGGER NIGGUH NIGGA NIGGER MCNIGGA NIGGER NIGGER

chick chick gimma da meat bar niggah

>>551051272
my name is bobby
and im fat
my house is infested
by giant giant rats

I live alone
no one at home
i cry all night
then i take a shite

>>551051272
and my only friend is a termite

Do gravediggers dig ditches?
Do ditchdiggers dig graves?
No!
Gravediggers dig graves.
Ditchdiggers dig ditches.

jksgiagaqrlofrlswl;/rh gugugu GA love yo fat mama brah

His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

>>551051272
dick in my ass
dick in my ass
i'm op and i love the cock
I suck it aroung the clock

Der Schweizer Schweißer schwitzt und schweißt.
Der Schweizer Schwitzer schweißt und schwitzt.
Schwitzend schweißt der Schweizer Schweißer.

>>551051272
I suck op's cock nignogs

>>551051272
shin diggy niggaro

58?

>>551051272

Well here we go, hot cake dough
Jellybeans banjo candy sto'
Polka dot backpack microphone
Shamalama ding dong doggie bone
Chippeechippa chop bust a flip flop
Skateboard tennis shoes ice cream shop
Telephone poles bakin hot rolls
A '91 pinto sittin on Vogues
Bubble gum tick tock hound dog fleas
Cock-a-doodle doo-doo and some hog head cheese
Leap out the room grab the old broom
Eat a watermelon and walk on the moon
Cherry Coke canteloupe little old maid
A big black berry inside the kool-aid
A bass guitar a old fruit jar
A green canteen and a chocolate bar
Cannonball baby doll football fan
I flipped a mad dog and a Japanese man
A double bunk bed a 40 to the head
Now get up and watch me rap to cornbread

UH UH UM UH UH UM UH
UHHHHHH
HERE WE GO
UH UH UH UH
UM UH UH UHHHH
UH UH UH UH UM UH UH
ERRRRRRRRRRR
UH UM UH ERRRR

UNH.

penis is my favorite meal of the day
"if it's a feminine dick, don't worry it's not gay"
i'd take it in the ass anytime for op
because every time i look in his eyes he pees on me

just a roll, if win, will deliver.

probably not

>>551051272
58 get

it is peanut butter and crumpets time! let's all go have a jolly good afternoon deciding what pair of trousers we are going to wear.

im not 2 gud at rappin

Motherfucker! Do you even know who i am? Do you even know my power? Can you even imagine everyfuckingthing i can do on this fucking site and

outside of it? You gotta be densely retarded if you think i can't do such simple thing. I am Nobody. I am Everybody. My powers are beyond

any fucking god you praise for. You? You are a fucktard, you are an Asshole. You are just an autistic little kiddo on your mom's basement

who think everybody else is on your level. You are the kind of person who everybody wants to be dead, but nobody killed you yet because your

family would be even more ashamed.
Fucking cunt, i already tracked your IP, and i know exactly where you are. So you better not fuck with me again with these "clever"

comments, otherwise i will torture and murder you with my fucking bare hands, even you being this disgusting piece of shit.

SOUNDS GOODAH
GOODAH
GOODAH
GOODAH

>>551053208
rolling, if i win ill deliver, though im mexican

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>551053331
reroll cauz i wanna rap dis shit yo (dont expect 2 much never rapped befo yo)

retry. will delivurrrr

nugger

GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA GIT GOOD NIGGA

Rape Panny nigga Rape Pony panny nigga

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2Zvws6lG9

>>551053462
reroll

You wanna
You wanna

[Chorus:]
You wanna hot body
You wanna Bugatti
You wanna Maserati
You better work bitch
You wanna Lamborghini
Sip Martinis
Look hot in a bikini
You better work bitch
You wanna live fancy
Live in a big mansion
Party in France

You better work bitch [4x]

Now get to work bitch
(ahhhh)
Now get to work bitch
(ahhhh)

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>>551053462
Fucking deliver, pic related is me nigga

>>551053625
I delivered even though I didn't win, fuck the police

>>551053462
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO
YOU DIRTY LITTLE MEXICAN
YOU NEED TO STOP POOPING IN CANS
THOSE RICE AND BEANS
WILL NOT MAKE YOU LEAN
SO WHAT EVER YOU DO
KNOW THAT YOU, YOU LIL POO,
NEED TO STOP THIS ROLL
OR I'LL POP A GLOCK IN YOUR HOLE

>>551053520
ok one reroll

how much niggers can a nigger get when the nigger he will get will be next?

cops hate us 'cos our dicks are big but they're just jealous cos they are pigs

the next nigger will be next so lets thank the nigger he is blessed

>>551053781
no 58 nigga

Russia is the best
And america sucks ass
If you don't fucking agree
Get a burn of 4th degree
*beatbox break for 10seconds*

>>551054085
why do people like you keep sage in the email although they wanna post in a thread? are you just a tard or some edgy teen whos liek "most threads dont deserve a bump so i let it in lol rofl im so cool cuz i decide whats cool"

penis

i buttered up op's penis with my saliva

>>551053625
damn you suck, i couldn't do it better tho

>>551054416
AUTOSAGE NIGGA

>>551054121
come on reroll

nigga nigga nigga lol

>>551054548
ok didnt realise you are that cool.. keep on the euphoria *tips*

>>551054556
so close, should i do it anyway?

>>551054680
YOU KNOW IT
WINK WINK

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>>551054556
>>551054759

>>551054759
NO.

>>551054759
one of man!!!

>>551054556
No let the 58 do it, if you do it willingly it sucks.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Nevermind that, I'm not sure you understand
That being newfag means autopermabanned.

>>551054984
i see it homes, you're right

>>551055045
You better

LA LALALALA! MEXICANS ARE BENDEHOS!
LA
LA
LA LA LA
MEXICANS ARE PENDE-HOES
NO ME GUSTOA LA RUSTA MEXICANO
NO LAMA SPANITO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA LATINO!

LA LA LA LA LA MEXICANS ALMOST SMELL LIKE NERGROS!

58 get

Shrek is love

>>551055171
rolling again ese

>>551055189
alredy did

>>551055497
THIS AINT A ROLL THREAD SON. TAKE YOUR FAGGOTRY ELSEWHERE

ok

>>551055497
come on man, for mehico

>>551055680
fuck off heaven

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>>551052663

>>551055787
Type in sage in the email thing

fagets

>>551055787
AT LEAST LET SOMEONE GET 58 BEFORE POSTING YOUR FAGGOT RAP

>>551055787
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.


Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, milelea milele!
Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni. (Amina)
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, simovu mwehu (?)

Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.

>>551056000
>was gonna say nice trips

fuck you newfag

>>551056070
why are you so fucking gay? why dont you just fuck off? i dont understand people like you. maybe you are some sort of attention whore

>>551056242
>FEEDING THE CANCER

You sure the one that's gay is not you?

this is a long ass-thread

>>551056145
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

>>551052663

>mama's spaghetti

>>551056593
Der Mond schaut uns an und wir zurück.
Der Mond ist über uns, wird uns gehören.
Gestern die Welt und heute der Himmel,
Denn uns gehört er und die Freiheit fliegt.

Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja
Vereint wir sind unter dem großen Forscher.
Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja
Heute gehört uns die Galaxie.

Vorwärts Brüder unser Mond ist rot.
Wir werden den kleinen Fels erobern.
Wir sind diejenen, die den Himmel beherrschen,
Denn wir sind die Größten im Universum.


Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja
Vereint wir sind unter dem großen Forscher.
Mond, Mond, Ja, Ja
Heute gehört uns die Galaxie.?

>>551051272
k

>>551056205
FUCK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO UPLOAD A BALE PIC TOO FUCK!

Well,i'm a nigger and i love butter

penis

winrar pls do only one word posts

>>551056849
Fuck you heaven, you and your shit

>>551056849
rerolling because of this

nigger

>>551057074
nigger

Hey, it's Op, how's everyone doing? Pretty long thread. Keep it up, faggots, oh and I'm excluded from the 58 get rule. Why? Because I'm OP, that's why.

Zyklon-B did nothing wrong, and the Hitler wasn't lethal in the reported doses. It was meant to keep the lice free of Jews.

>>551057074
oh em gee le mastur troll heaven samefagging xd lol

>>551057437
nigga

this is going to be a long rap song.. you sure 58 has to rap it all?

If I get I don't deliver

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bwnZaAriqs

>>551057705
No, we just do nothing once 58 is achieved.

>what do you think

Handshakes hugs
You want me outside, you wanna see me with pancakes and drugs?
Take your fat ass to sleep
I'm jumpin' out of the candy-coated grim reaper jeep
I put you to sleep, I put you six feet deep
I'm just on the grind, I smoke a pound, I let my top down
I could've played for Washington Redskins, six points for a touchdown
I might give you a six point diamond, it's a karat, it's apparent
I got more knowledge than both your parents combined
I graduated never, I didn't go to high school in '99
Everything was fine
I bang Ginuwine
No homo, I'm talkin' about in the back of our trunk
That's CD deck, other players wanna check I eat Chex mix
Haters wanna get in the mix
I ball I got a fresh set of kicks
I could have for the Phoenix Suns
I graduated in 1991
Damn that motherfucker older than the motherfuckin' moon plus the sun
He's older than the damn solar system
I come through, I might pop trunk on your sister
I eat fried gristle and bacon with eggs and toast
Everybody's like, "Damn, that motherfucker right there, he ball the most"
He ball from coast to coast, he ball across seven seas
You talkin' 'bout, "Oh, I'm in the game"
Motherfucker you're on your damn knees
Cause you gay
I pull up sittin' sideways with Sway
We at a Chinese buffet eatin' on a Monday, it's a Tuesday
Make it feel like it's damn Ruby Tuesday, but it's Saturday
But it don't even matter anyway
I come through with diamonds and sapphire across my chest
Figured I was kin to Ken Griffey Junior
Come through, I played down south in Oklahoma Sooner
I could've played tailback, halfback, or hatchback, I'm in a four-door hatchback
Damn, motherfucker could've played for the Dallas Mavericks
But they found crack in my jacket
They found marijuana in my socks
These motherfuckers, damn
Mark Cuban said, "Man, you gon' have to box one of these players
Cause they gon' take your position"
Diamonds gon' glisten, wood wheels twistin'
Sign on the back, let's just go fishin'
Let's go to sleep

>>551057751
nigga

where the hood at

here are 2 raps in previous threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggyWeezhee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C7PMtF7rnD

snooPING AS usual

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Niggers should go kill themselves and stop raping and stealing like little the Hitler loving cunt they are.

I get less sex than Elliot Rodgers.

Captcha appmeme grave

Uhh yeah

>>551058158
58 get start rapping

>>551058158
WINRAR. Finally.

I love jews

>>551058158
BEGIN!

>>551058158
winrar

>>551058158
WINRAR.
Get to vocarooing, bruh

>>551058158
YES finally.. have fun. and please deliver

>>551057981
>I love moot and moot loves me and we've fucked in harmony

>>551058414
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C7PMtF7rnD
I was in that thread it was quite epic.

>>551058158
hey winrar pls do only 1 word posts or this shit will take weeks


niggers

>>551058158
NEW RULE: IGNORE HEAVEN.

>>551058610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ggyWeezhee
this took 23 minutes.. i guess he will have to rap it all

>>551058771
Did haven is just someone who puts sage in he email, it = heaven its not a tripfag

rolan

We have to trust in winrar. He surely will deliver.

my daddy fingers my butthole while i think of the power rangers nigga swag swag battletoads

>>551059212
we are waiting for winrar

bump for the result

>>551058158
win

>>551059464
yeah i bump, too. i wanna hear this after all

>>551051272
heaven eats penis

>>551051574
http://vocaroo.com

Bump for result.

>>551059967
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1Y8cr8nA4wg/301cc6f345e5dd02

If WINRAR doesn't deliver in 10 minutes, 7 raps the thread until he reaches winrar's post.

>>551060954
if the guy doesnt deliver in 10 mins imma gonna rap that shit down cause i dont wanna wait that long (wont be too good tho as i said)

>>551061268
that's the spirit

bamp

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bamp with image

>>551053625
you suck balls
put some music on the background and get a rythm

I have no microphone and am deaf-mute

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XouC6RoHGb

>>551062582
Anon delivers!

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Not this thread but this is a song that Justin Bourque wrote and sang

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AECt7SvQtK

>>551062582
thank you.,

>>551062582
actually delivered

>>551062582
se shviser shvis shviser. nice fucking job dude 10/10

>>551062582
In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies~~~fuck this shit, nice, really nice

>>551062582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Or05oaX9Nl
shit ik but i wanted to

>>551062582
>Getting the Spaghetti part so wrong
You should have just switched to Lose Yourself and gone back to it. But whatever, I was entertained.

>>551051272
bitch ass

>>551051272
lolok

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06z6YTCw35H
Found this in my history.

well worth the wait

>>551064418
yep, archiving this. Feel free to rap it if you think you are better then anon.

>>551062582
just realised that he didnt rap the whole thread.. whats up with that? i mean im not ungrateful, im just wondering

>>551063696
it's so hard not to laugh.. especially the Swag guerilla and spaghetti copy pasta

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>>551062582

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>>551062582
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XouC6RoHGb
aawwww shit nigga

>>551064965
I rapped most of the thread that was their when
the 58 GET happened, but my mic cut out and when I refreshed there was so much more I just decided to post what instead of starting all over.

>>551065785
fuck
*there
*what I had

>>551065785
Still, great job, I can sleep now. Also, going in my rap folder.

>>551058158
perfect, nice job anon.

>>551065785
nice job man how old are you

>>551062582
You're a pretty cool guy