welcome to \d\ the opposite of /b/

I sure like niggers! A lot! They improve our GDP and help keep our country clean and safe!

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>>550926679
never use the n word please

>>550926679
>>>\loq\

The opposite?

Then where are the "rate my vagina" threads?

>>550926551
Does this mean we'll be seeing futa?

This is not a Spider-Man thread.

>>550926821

keks were found

Man I sure do love Obama. He's just such a cool guy! Hey I gotta go, my family and I are gonna watch the next episode of MLP!

~Toodles!~

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Finally a place to post textless images of cats.

Opposite?
...so like 9gagz?!

>>550926679
Six million Jews died in the Holocaust©. Hitler was a monster and the loss of all those Jews was a tragedy for humanity.

>>550926551
Toggaf

>>550927162
Hitler did everything wrong.

>>550926551
OP is a perfectly heterosexual man

>>550926819
I'm sorry, sir. I apologize whole-heartedly for any offense that anyone may have taken from my post. Again, deeply sorry.

Boy I sure do love the feminists.

How did you make a backwards b? That's pretty cool

>>550926551


how do you make the backwards /b/?

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Spiderman?

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=raal%40toothfairy%2ecom&lc=US&item_name=Raal%20funderino&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted
give me money

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>>550927247
this may have gone to far

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>>550927268
u2 m8

>feelsgoodman.maymay

I have a 20 page essay due in a week. Could you gentlemen please assist me by proofreading my revised copy?

This is now a /q/ thread, the opposite of /b/ but upside down

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>mfw gf

>>550926867
And a bit of lolis from time to time. In masculine outfits.

>>550927665
So last post is OP?

if anyone needs /b/ to be their personal army, i'm sure we could get that organised for you, right guys?

I love sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

ITT: we appreciate women for bringing us into this world.

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lets post some cute animals then! i know how much we all love those

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I love all the new friends we get durig the summer! The more the merrier.
>the chemo that is curing /d/

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>>550926551
Fuck yeah! Pools open!

No spart thread? C'mon, I want to see men with breat implants!

>>550927435
Mirror the text, old enemy.

Guys! I found this thing called Reddit! Totes awesome! Even better than 9gag (if that is even possible!)

>>550926551
i like attention whores, lets talk about your feelings

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>>550928208

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I don't like this one bit

>>550928208
OMGGGG I LOVE HOW IT SMILES! XDD

>>550928586
Where are you going friend?
Dont you want your free hug?

>>550926551
>>/d/

Ladies, you don't have to take your shirt off! Please stay.

>>550927429
It's called a d you retard.

>>550928368
>old enemy
I am amused by this.

[spoiler]Did you guys see that last episode of Game of Thrones?[/spoiler]

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/d/ related

I'm not sure Ron Paul is the best choice for president.

>>550928710
Meant to post
>>>/d/

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>>550928586
\d\

>>550927435
>>550927429
that hivemind

>>550928818
Why does that girl have boy parts? Wacky!

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I have discovered a new funny image for your enjoyment. This will never get old.

>>550927709
Farting tentacles and size threads too.

>>550928927
:-)

>>550928745
Now friend we do not make fun of the mentally handicapped
Go sit in the corner before I butter your biscuit

>>550928948
whoops was meant for
>>550928710

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>>550928998
sure is

Pornography is immoral

Guys, thanks for not posting anthropomorphic, pornographic animals. Never seen that here, thankfully.

>>550926551
I really do love partaking in conservations with such knowledgeable fellows

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>>550928927
i don't find this picture very funny but i still think you are special

>>550927552
Hello lovely women, feel no obligation to show your breasts or leave.

>>550929152
I ejaculated a very small amount.

>>550929081
you're so cute, bro.

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>>550929227
Why were you saying?

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Had this from last year, never thought I would use it again. How pleasant to meet such lovely people.

>>550928927
omg its panu so funny if only they all had the same face

>>550929227
Sounds horrifying as do these "chickuns"
>>550929412
I can feel the connection here

>>550929301

they all have different faces ;D

>>550929353
I like your post, keep commenting please :3

I saw a cute girl today. I was ashamed of myself when I discovered she was under the legal age of consent.

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>>550929464
that is beautiful just like your soul

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>>550926551

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This is now a spongebob thread

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>>550928998
>wacky!

>>550928818
Aces!

>>550928329
Is he pouring in a 5 gallon tub of strawberry yogurt?

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Hi dorks. Help me get rid of Keep Now.

I did a system restore, which worked for a day, then it returned to adware niggershit. Tried deleting most of my recently installed things, and malewarebytes didn't do shit. Help /b/.

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>>550926551
ABOUT TIME!!! Not soon enough if you ask me!

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish. :3

>>550929810
Hijacking isn't nice, you goofball XD

>>550929429
I respect your belief system, but that is inappropriate. Please consider joining one of our many Bible studies. Remember our motto: God's love isn't RANDOM! ;)

>>550929429
Anon, I don't really like that. Could you please change the content of your posts for a little while? Thanks!

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>>550929549
omg you're right, i should of payed more attention

>>550929895
You are quite late to the party friend

>>550929506
let's be bromantic
lemme pay for my share of chinese food, and we'll back to my place and play crash team racing circa PS1.
...tee hee.

>>550929965
have*

Justice for Trayvon!

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OP is hetrosexual, just like many other fine gentlemen in this thread.

It's a pleasure to meet you all.

I hope to spend more time on this board.

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>>550928927

>>550930031
If you keep talking like that I'm going to be taking up the confession booth next Sunday

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Found a lovely music video to welcome all newcomers to our wonderful community. :P

By the way, I'm a guy! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM

>>550926551
oldfags everywhere, it sure is winter here
also, egas

>>550929525
coi
(crying on inside)

Is anyone else getting ready to file their taxes early?

I've started to collect all my receipts and organize them on my way to church.

>>550930175
Quite euphoric there friend
11/10

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Do you guys think my grandmother was pretty before she grew up?

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>>550929847
No, it's strawberry milk.

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>>550929935
>>550929938
My apologies friends! I realize not everyone shares my tastes and will respectfully keep them to myself.

Have a nice day anons!

Remember that guy last year who once did drugs? Thank goodness we made him leave!

>>550930312
no she was an ugly cum swallowing slut

Hey, any of you fellas catch that rerun of the big bang theory last night? Boy, that show is just aces.

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>mfw I'm kinda starting to like this

>>550926551
I just wanted to let you all know that God loves you, and that you are all beautiful, unique individuals. Also, isn't it too bad that Obama can't get elected for a 3rd term?

>>550930175
This should be the official music of \d\!

>>550928139
I think you mean procreation you handsomely smart gentlemen

>>550926551
?
? ?
Oldfags can't triforce.

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So guys?

I use a Gillette Mach 3 razor blade to keep my neck as clean shaven as possible. Any fellows out there who want to discuss problems they may be having with ther girlfriends?

Just a friendly reminder to fellow anons on \d\

>mods are awake
>you shouldn't post sinks

Let's do something nice for the differently abled!

>>550930616
Still no.

>>550930465
Bazinga! :)

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Isn't the holocaust just a tradegy? all those dead Jewish people. Nazis are true hell on earth, thank god we live in a civilized times where mass murder of other races and cultures isn't such a epidemic. This is betty white she is very old LOL XD
>>550930505
That is absolutely a devil, he deserved to die.

>>550930424
>ID: Heck
Hello friend! We love it when you visit our threads, please stay and share your funny stories :)

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>>550930616
NO

>>550930137
oh garsh, I wouldn't dream of encouraging you to debase yourself, I just wanna play ctr and then jet moto, maybe? for old times sake.
and then maybe we can take a walk to the sunset vista and share a blunt, my treat, bro.

>>550928745
Can't we all just get along. Let's try not to be ableist here. The mentally handicapped are just as important as the rest of us

\d\ has always been good

>>550930424
Please try to behave more nicely. (I like your ID though ;D)

>>550930616
Milhouse is my favorite meme!

>>550930505
Lovely smile there, friend!

>>550930424
please refrain from using such toxic discourse, it is not pleasant for the frequenters of this internet thread

>>550930670
We never disrespect the mods in our community, they keep it clean.

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MODS ARE ASLEEP

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITHOUT WITHOUT PROPER MODERATION

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>>550930616
Of course!
We welcome all memes, we love them all, rofl XD
Can \d\ rate me?

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Just wanted to say thanks to all law enforcement including any federal agents or deputized individuals reviewing these posts.

Thank you for all your hard work and service.

>>550930891
20/4

>>550930891
10/10
Very handsome boy, I bet the girls are all over you!

Guys in fedoras are dapper iconoclasts!

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I've been collecting my own faucet water for over 4 years.

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It's a lovely day in the neighborhood.

>>550930879
see
>>550930670

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i believe african americans do not get enough credit for their intelligence

>>550930616
We were all having a laugh and being ironic but you just crossed the fucking lime

>>550931127

Excellent, It's good to see you back again!

>>550930763
This sounds just dreamy anon

>>550930278
you're the 11/10, bro.
balance onfohum

>>550926551
Catie-Boxxy is pretty and more pix of her in a jacket wold be pleasant

>>550931213
Excuse me please refrain from using such vulgar language. We really appreciate it. Posting such words is just ghastly.

you guys wanna see something funny

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>>550931213

>>550931382

Fine comment, chap!
12/10

>>550931382
Oh stop you. You are making me blush ;)

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>>550931127
that looks really fresh
good job

>>550931409
We don't judge in this community, sir.

>>550931390

I agree, she has a quite photogenic appearance and lovely smile.

>>550931409
Hahaha that could of been a honest mistake, he probably didn't have enough sleep which is good for you brain and body. 8 hours of rest a night is the best medicine. But really funny picture ID: PFii5Mk8 make me rofl

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>>550926551
hate to rain on your parade but
the opposite of /b/
is
\p\

so fuck off

>>550931473
Try using a container, friend.

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Okay guys, I got a joke for you
Knock Knock

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>>550931435

Requesting non-pornographic, non-erotic images of beautiful children, thanks! :)

>>550931667
actually it's
\q\
but go on

>>550931667
*please fuck off

>>550927027
Ha Ha, okay friend. I hope you sure do enjoy!
I myself am about to go to an Obama Rally!
Yay!

if this were \d\ there'd be a lot more futas and tentacles

>>550931667
I really like your picture ID: I4QjfkXm but the language you are using is vulgar and unnecessary please stop or I will have to report you and I really don't wanna do that.

>>550931787
LMAO

>>550931768
Who's there?

I sometimes do wish /b/ would be like this from time to time. wouldn't kill a man to be different for a bit. after all it would be a random act of kindness.

>>550931667
please friend, we do not use that sort of language in this forum

>>550926551
new poll
http://strawpoll.me/1899151

>>550931368
I have a tamagotchi for you...
and then we'll co-op ffix, and rename the characters after our friends.

>>550931768
Come in, friend!! :)

>>550931579
Awww, that is such a cute bunny :3 <3

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I am going to stand that cardstand up!

Be there in 30 minutes!

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>>550926551
I have a whole "anti" folder, but it's really out of date.

But what the hell, I don't care.

BOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKUBOKU

>>550931890
Doctor
>>550931914
Mods! We can't allow such vulgarity on \d\!

I love love these threads. This is why I am heaven. Whenever I show up. I boost your thread to the first page.

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>>550929087
Maybe you shouldn't drink so much, anon. I'm really concerned about your well being.

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>>550926819

>>550932086
Doctor who?

>>550931667
I honor and respect your opinion, fellow Identifiable.

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Would you fellows mind quantifying my aunt?

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Any anon that can participate in these threads and not get butt-hurt or mad and just chill and play along for a change are the real /b/ tards not you autistic hate filled children that don't know how to loosen up.

>>550931768
Oh boy I love jokes, who is there?

>>550931914
I loved that cartoon when I was a child (still do actually, LOL!). That's a very interesting take on their relationship, and though I feel that it's not very consistent with the series I respect you and your art.

>>550932240
she looks like a lovely lady. I'm would be honored to meet her

>>550931768
is that you gaben

>>550927162
>Holocaust©
>©

lel

>>550932127
Oh look who it is again, my friend heaven...

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>>550932209
Get it? XD
It's like Jabba the Hut from Starwars XD

>>550931980
Oh \d\ro you spoil me to much ;D

so what is this thread now /b/ /d/ /q/ or /p/?

Posts ending in 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 are friends forever!

>>550932240
I give her an A+

>>550931914
This is beautiful artwork depicting a deep deep friendship friends can have. Nothing wrong with it.

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>>550926551
I'm guessing that you prefer the /D/. amirite? faggot

>>550926551
Hey, there is so much respect here for viewpoints. We are free to share our personal information!

>>550930891
you're genetically beauty

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>>550929184

>>550932240
Well I am a single male who would love to interact sexually with a white old woman. So I find her mildly attractive.

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>>550932279

>>550927594
Wow, sure /d/ro. What subject? We'd be happy to help

>>550928818
Jeez Louise Cheddar Cheese!

>>550932398
Tumble

I would like to remind you all that it is always heterosexual, even if the balls are touching.

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>>550931803
i found this picture of you as a kid

>>550932619
Wow, that man was a genius.

I my wife on/d, and we exercise more than we eat, and I don't jerk off to hentai anymore because I am so satisfied.
life is good.

>>550928818
holy moly guacamole!!

actually the opposite of /b/ is /y/. \d\ is /b/ mirrored horizontally, /q/ is \d\ mirrored vertically and /p/ is /b/ mirrored vertically. /y/ is the opposite of /b/ because y is the second last letter of the alphabet like how b is the second letter.

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>>550932068
I've literally wasted weeks of my life waiting for OP to deliver. maybe because my first time he did. motherfucker.

Lets ask Moot to make /rd/ - Radio Disney! That is, if he is not too busy with one of his lady friends!

>>550926551

how you make reverse b?

>>550928818
Haee chi chi yowzah!

>>550932619
this made me rage for a split second
I forgot where I am

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>>550931192

>>550933204
There is no need to be upset.

forget, forget the 5th of November

/d/ already exists faggot. Its called reddit.

>>550933204
I'm glad you can at least add 3 and 1.

It's a shame what happened to Tracy Morgan. I am glad he's still alive.

>>550933305
please friend, it is not right to perpetuate such false stereotypes about the African ethnicity

>>550933079

I too watched the cardstand.

I have seen pizza, cops, tourists posing with it, scaffolding by it, stickers on the scaffolding, disney and sesame street characters walking by it, angry immigrant 'going out of business sale' electronic store employees and many, many actual cardstand knockovers.

>>550926821
*\loq\<<<
cocksmoker

>>550933386
Hey friend :) DO you know why the Devil lied to Elvis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wQFaX83l1E#t=35

>>550933571
What is /b/ my dear friend?

In this thread post pictures that you are allowed to share

That moment when you realise /d/ would be so much better than the shit heap /b/ is.

Have you all seen this Rick Astley video? It is titled "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it's about remaining dedicated to your friends. An inspiration to us all.

Here is a link to the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=kp

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I prefer to drink regular milk

Post pictures of gp or geriatric porn

>>550932386
anything for my new /d/ro.
might I also suggest the midnight showing of the dbz? we can cosplay as goku and krillin

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>>550931803
/q/ in that case.
Two successive reflections with perpendicular axes result in a 180 degree rotation. When rotating a line 180 degrees, the direction is reversed but the orientation remains the same, so / would still stay /. Or, you can think about it as if each reflection changes the orientation of the lines, so / transforms into \ which then transforms into / back again.

I'm trying to educate people about geometry. I realized how horrible the situation was when so many people mistook 180 degrees for 360 degrees.
Just a reminder, that if you turn around 360 degrees, you would be right where you started. If you want to walk away from something, you should turn around 180 degrees.

Picture is related, it's a circle pointing out what different measures of angle represent.

I'm concerned about what to do in the case that this thread goes away. Will \d\ stop existing?

Can /d/ count to 5?

>>550926551
OP is straight.

>>550934084
Absolutely! I wish to be the little boy

>>550934065
Reported for being a stand-up guy and respecting the elderly by being attracted to them.

But you probably should not post pornographic material here.

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>>550930424
>>550930261
>>550930743
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm always happy to see you, bud! The other day when you called me your best friend, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
For you, I've been on here for months and have probably got on here more just to talk with you. Do you know that you make yourself look like a great person when you call others nice things?
The fact that you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" proves that you are a valuable and talented member of this community.

>>550932369
topkek

>>550934247
/d/ always will exist in our hearts

>>550934274
of course friend

1

>>550934274
I think if we put our minds to it, yes we can.

I will begin with the number one.

1

>>550934464
2

Dont worry friend. There is no bump limit here

>>550933569
goodtimes... I'm actually going to New York soon. wish I could deliver.

>>550934504
3

We need to respect all life including fleas that carry bubonic plague, mosquitos that carry malaria, flies that carry aggressive flesh eating bacteria and all humans, fanatical conservatives, fanatical liberals, homophobes, hetrophobes, and the confused alike.

we can do this count to 100

>1

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>>550933519

>>550934716
> 2

Guys, guys, guys, look this web: http://9gag.com/ full of good jokes, good criteria and pure joy.

I must retumblr all your post, my dear fellas.

>>550934294
aww I was gonna call him.
after that we can play magic the gathering or pogs!

I know what the problem is this is /d/
we need to count backwards

>100

>>550928802
who damn episode was on the wall. i mean from the moment it started i saw that coming. cant wait till they have to film cersi nude threw the streets

i think i got hacked.

please my /d/ friends I'll like to do the count solicited by >>550934274
can you stop posting until I finished the count?

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this is fucking hot \d\

What in heck did you just say about me, there budster? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the university, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret parties for friends, and I have over 300 confirmed jokes. I am trained in proper etiquette and I’m the top pie maker in my entire friendly neighbourhood. You are to me another person I can be friends with. I will talk you with friendliness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, jot down these thoughts. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet without being invited to my place for friendly banter? Think again, budster. As we speak I am contacting my public network of pals across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the invitation, chum. The invitation that wipes out the thing you call your free Tuesday slot. You’re very nice, pal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can talk to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ice-breakers. Not only am I extensively trained in politeness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my wife’s homemade cookies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hungry expression off the face of the continent, you nice stranger. If only you could have known what good friends your clever comment was about to bring to you, maybe you would written it even faster. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, because you can’t have reasonably guessed this would happen, you jokester, you. I will give you water all over you and your thirst will be quenched. You’re invited for next week, kiddo.

>>550934445

I will tell my children of this place.

>>550933873
it hurts a little to realize how far /b/ is from normality, and how awful we all are to each other, tolerating hate and loathing for no reason at all other than we have nobody else to hang out with. We're like a group of alcoholics who barely like each other but have just enough in common that we can stand being together.

I'm glad I have you, \d\, even if it's just for this moment.

Funny thing is that this is actually allot better than normal /b/.

>>550934982
I have misplaced my feces upon reading this post.

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>>550933805
This photo perfectly describes /b/ in one post.

>>550934936
fag here, sauce on this?

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>>550928267

>>550934906
What's wrong, Pim?

>>550934936
The homosexual lifestyle is fascinating

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in b4 746

hey newfriendfsanyone here in anonymous?
I would like to join I can hacks facebooks
and am a huge moralfriend you can find my and my l33t haxxors on 9friend

>>550934982
Oh holy lord my top and bottom are missing

>>550935176

They must be devout sun worshipers. Greatest of people.

>>550934703
if you were informed you'd know it was a pneumonic plague due to the rapidity of transmission. also, genetically tested to verify the hypothesis.

you little ineffectual man. you a nigger?

>>550934982
You sound mighty kind, \d\ude.

Rule 1) we speak openly about this place
Rule 2) we speak openly about our contributions to the advancement of freedom of speech we have made because of this place.

>>550935369
Hacking is illegal.

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check my singles

I love you guys :-), this place is sweeter than a mountain of marshmallows covered with hot chocolate

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>>550935427
This also helps explain /b/.

>>550935603
nice one buddy! called it on the first try, wowzers!

>>550935556
we only hack for the greater good
we are anonymous we never forgive we never something oh nevermind

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>i sure hope you guys are having a great day

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>>550928745

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I think we should respect all types of people. Comment if you agree :)

>>550935369
That'll be me, my friend!

I must make it clear that we only hack facebooks that our friends leave open on a computer of phone. True hacking is illegal, so don't do that, okay?

So the next time your friend accidentally forgets to sign out, make sure to post "HAKD BY ANOMYNOUS XD" on their facebook before deleting it after about five minutes.

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Su - Per - Man

Say friends, have you seen my copy pastable Tri-force yet?

I assure you, it is quite real

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>>550935542
Can you apply Rule 34 on this chick?

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Hi guys do you like my class picture?

>>550935894
I liked this, as I like all people.

Hey /d/udes and /d/udettes y don't we go to an angry sub reddit and fill it with happiness and sunshine? I think it'd be pretty darn swell to cheer some souls up, so what do you say gang?

where is the You Laugh You Win thread?

can u do teh 3d triforce
?
??
what about the dubforce
??
what about the the singleforce
?

>>550935482
You are such a wonderful person, I hope you life a long and fruitful life and that you don't self-harm yourself to cause stopping of brain functions.

>>550936017
The picture needs to be more multicultural.

rule #1 guyz: Tell Everyone About \d\
share this shit on facebook

Moot and all of the mods are pretty cool people.

>>550936017
Wow, it's wonderful. I'm so glad you are in school and you all look really intelligent.

>>550936017
That is a fine looking group of classmates you have. You are a fortunate individual.

>>550936068
That is every thread, old enemy. :)

If I say The Game all of us win the game?

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>>550935894
This is me so, no. So many prove not to deserve the respect.

>>550935695

Very sharp dressers. They must be baseball aficionados because they know K denotes a strike in the sport. They are away of the history of segregation in the sport. Three strikes do keep minorities away indeed.

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fuck this

I see no need for Snacks to return to our community. Our mods are doing a fine job.

>>550936484
oh my i hope that gentleman is alright

>>550936349
We try our best.

What are your names frien\d\s?

My name is Lucas Rodriguez.

>>550936501
Welcome to \d\, fellow otherkin :3

>>550936484
Wow. I've never seen anything like that! I hope he's ok

>>550936619
Hello, Lucas, how are you?

My name is Henry Winterbottom.

It's so fun trying to figure out the captchas! Especially the weirder, blottier ones. But you guys know me: I enjoy a challenge...

>>550936005
No I think it would be inappropriate unless she wanted to demonstrate her capabilities of flexibility, giving pleasure and receiving pleasure.

I'm sure she would be willing if you asked nicely for a private engagement without any fiduciary considerations.

Though my ID says "h8", I can assure you that I hate no one.

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>>550936502
elderhomosexual alert

Rose is so hot

>>550936990
What an ironic user ID!

I quite enjoy irony.

>>550936327
Had it not not ended on a perfect posting numberI think that would be a fair assessment.

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>>550936005

She looks very beautiful dressed. Thankful for rule 34. Now I don't have to see obscene pornographic images.

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Anyone else love traps?