Since it's summer, here's a complete newfag guide.
1. What is sage?
>By typing sage in the E-mail field, your ID will display as "heaven" and the thread you replied in will not be bumped. Best used to insult the OP of a shitty thread while not bumping it.
2. How do I triforce?
>Depends. Sometimes the mods mess with how alt codes and shit work and when they do that, you can't triforce by using alt codes. At the moment you have to have a good triforce copy pasted in a file somewhere. Since I'm a good guy, here's a working one:
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Yes, you can copy paste it.
3. Is there something like 4chan gold?
>No
Should I delete system32?
>No
Does typing "lolita" on imagefap.com alert the police?
>No, idiot
4. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
5. Is 4chan an underground place where the cool kids hang out?
>No, it's mainstream as fuck (http://i.imgur.com/qS3pJSr.png) and only 50% of what you see here is original content, the rest are reposts.
The guys who post the edgy stuff like gore and rekt gifs are 20+ year old fat/skinny virgins who do it for attention and edgyness (dont do that shit).
6. Will /b/ help me with this kid who bullies me?
>underage b&
7. Raids are fucking stupid.
8. Check out the other boards, you can actually learn something in some of them. /b/ isn't really worth browsing tbh, too much shit.
9. Dubs, trips, quads, etc? Depends on whether they are disabled (and on which board you are). Dubs are usually disabled to prevent people from making dubs threads all the time. Them being disabled means that a post that would have ended in 66 will now end in 67. I don't think trips are disabled atm, but you can always check by linking a comment with trips in it and checking whether it exists or not. Eg:
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10. Always rename pics to something which is safe before uploading them to 4chan. You would be surprised how much information an image name can give sometimes. For example, if you dont rename a pic from fb, the file name can actually link to the pic. The name would look like this: 545338_393590954022848_1995638355_n
The second/middle digit links to the pic if you type this url: fb.com/393590954022848
11. WATCH OUT FOR EXIF DATA! If you take a picture from your iphone(or whatever) while you have it connected to the internet, your pic will hold exif data which can be read (http://regex.info/exif.cgi) to give your EXACT location. So, to be sure you can upload your image to imgur first and then download it from there again (imgur wipes exif data). fb also wipes exif data. There are probably easier other ways, but haven't looked into it. I've heard opening it with paint and then saving it from there wipes EXIF too, but don't quote me on it.
12. The first few weeks you are on 4chan you should only lurk, not post.
13. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
14. OP can't bump his own thread.
That's all I can think of for now. Post more in the comments if you got more.
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no. fgt
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GTFO OP, fucking faggot. Stop tricking our newfriends into your fake bullshit.
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sage goes in all fields
Faggot.
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Niggers.
>>550863148
only newfags care.
See this is exatly why 4chans expirienced users calls you newfags and keep telling you guys that you are ruining this site.
Post something original.
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Why you do this man?
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you guys cant copy paste or what?
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coolio
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AUTISTS.
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Lets try it
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test
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did i work
ITT people cant copy paste
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did I took b8 or did you took b8?
Oldfags can't hold pee
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Let's see OP
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HOW YOU LIEK MY TRIFORCE GUISE?
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The threads are the real cancer.
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Trying this out
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Also, you should tell them about that nice guy, Heaven, and IDs too.
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>and only 50% of what you see here is original content, the rest are reposts.
50% is original content? lol
Shit
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>>550864528
You win the internet sir!
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i guess thats being generous lol
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>tfw newfags can triforce
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>>550864602
HOW DO I HAVEN MY ID GUISE?
IT'S SO COOL XD:D
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OP was a pretty cool guy today.
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Liar!
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>>550864337
Ahh I forgot to mention you included captcha twice.
And don't forget
15) Lurk Moar
always needs to be included on these types of "newfag" guides.
>> Quotes Post
>>> Redirects to other boards >>>/b/
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am i fag
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faggot
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>15) Lurk Moar
check 12)
also should have added how to delete your posts
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haha
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Holy fuck, it worked. You really did give us a copypastable triforce, OP.
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Oh
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OP was a good guy today. Sage.
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>since its summer
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i win
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did I do it?
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it did twerk? thanks OP XD XD XD
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What's a Triforce?
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lol, not a summer fag here!
Nevermind
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WHY THE FUCK DOES TRIFORCING NEVER WORK FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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I heard it's like tripple triangle mames
Testing
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Op is faggit.
>newfags can't triforce
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(insert triforce)
you faggots better git on muh level!
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hey idiots you have to copy paste the space before the first triangle too
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sheit sheit sheit sheit. Testing
?>implying i havnt been here all summer.
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I've been here way too long to have never triforced.
Are you sure about OP not being able to bump his own thread, I've never heard/seen that.
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I think exif data is automatically removed when you post pics on /b/. Can someone confirm this?
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test it for yourself
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You're the cancer that killed /b/ btw.
Fucking faggots.
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4chan does not wipe exif, thats why i put in the OP
just go to /fit/ and exif check pics taken by phone and you'll find some with geographical coordinates
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You can download an app on android to strip the exif data.
Not spoonfeeding you though.
>tfw newfags cant giant triforce
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Whoahohoho... claiming /b/ is mainstream by typing in b in Google's heavily cookied and user-biased search engine. Good fucking job.
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I downloaded an app to see the exif data automatically, and I haven't come across any picture with this data. Which is frustrating because I like to ruin people's lives for the lulz.
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I triforced guize am i girlfriend now?
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Yes, now let me bend you over and fuck your boipussy.
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Never really gave a shit about Triforcing, but let's see
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no numpad :(
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Derp I'm na oldfag derp
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look mah i can triforce now!
Nigger wigger is bigger than tigger.
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I tried
I died
WOW SO MANY REPLIES!!!!! THANKS FOR THE KARMA GUYS!
hope u enjoy ur triforcessss xdd
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im not edgy, I just like to derail threads like this one.
The modern raids are stupid, because only edgy kids participate, and it usually involves /mlp/ or reddit.
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whatever
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faggots
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back to reddit, faggot
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omgomgomg this is so important to know
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Not bump?
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have fun sage bombing to 400 idiot. i really cant fathom what goes on in someones mind to see a gore thread and safe the pics to a folder on their laptop so he can post them again in some other thread for attention. you have a shitty life, even for 4chan standards
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Rule whatever. Don't fucking save thumbnails.
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this thread is dumb
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OP took his faggotry to a whole new level
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>Captcha: ar3 um4d 8r0xDDD
>le kek because I trole yuu hard!! >_<
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people are still posting this fake picture
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Dood it work
What happened to lurking?
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>first few weeks
>>>/out/ newfag
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banga banga
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Look how cute they are... They were real human beans.
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Summer detected
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it makes me so hard...
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>am newfag
>can trifroce
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testing.
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compensating for faggots wrong instructions
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[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
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OP can't into teach greentext
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SCREW YOU BITCHES
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