Holy shit, only original thing said on 4chan in years, this could really raise the bar for discussions on this site as well as open up the chance for more of the old school shit-eater pranskterism we used to be known for.
It's concise, it's witty, it's a call to arms, It's cutting but playful.
The anon who wrote this has obviously been here since the old days, but instead of flapping his oldfaggery around like a medal, he's watched and waited and took notes. He can fix us. Well played anon, well fucking played.
Niggers. I just ate some fried, spicy, honey roast chicken. I'm a boss at cooking.
The same thing that happens when you pledge to get your life in order: Absolutely nothing.