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Hey /b/ whoever rolls a 69 determines what I shove up my anus.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ whoever rolls a 69 determines what I shove up my anus.
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>>550724903
Your mum.
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A wine bottle
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>>550724903
large end of a whisk
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>>550724903
the blade of a knife

>inb4 op doesn't deliver
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a plunger

with the rubber end first
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>>550724903
a lit cigar
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a piece of glass
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>>550724903
Your frozen poop.
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sharpies
without the lids on
tip upwards
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>>550724903
Your Bong/pipe/vape which you then proceed to smoke without cleaning the shit off post pics
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a pineapple
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baseball bat
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>>550724903
the mouse
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>>550725503
rolling for this
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>>550724903
rake, the pointy end
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mayonnaise
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My dick
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break off a key from your keyboard
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>>550725441

reroll
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The Bible.

And don't try to cheat your way out of it, no shredding, tearing, or whatnot. It has to be whole and intact.

Get spreadin'.
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>>550724903
a can of beer
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a piece of tin foil connected to a power outlet
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raul
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>>550725717
Please
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>>550724903

A shovel, you may us it for further explorations.
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a random manlet
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reroll
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>>550724903
another prolapsed anus
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>>550724903
nothing
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Sharpie
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a large jalapeno beef pizza from papa johns, Better ingredients better pizza, papa johns
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Your neighbors toilet brush
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print a screenshot of this thread and roll it up
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an entire corn on the cob
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>>550724903

I small african child named Mbutu and he has to sing "the circle of life" throughout
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fruit by the foot out of wrapper but still rolled up
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>>550724903
Your own penis.
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>>550726060
roll
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An unpeeled banana. And then eat it with the peel still on.
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>>550724903
a desk
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Hot curling iron, all the way until just the cord is sticking out.
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>>550725441
rollin for this
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a loaded air rifle
*roll*
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rolling for:

the bottom half of a stuffed animal...

give us a pic of it trying to escape from your ass
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A guitar
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One cheeky finger
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A pen
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Your dad's dick.
Whole and intact, on his body.
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>>550724903
1 dead vermin at your choice
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a live kitten
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>>550724903
a whole toilet paper roll
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>>550726268
so close

rolling for someone elses finger
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Rolling for your mum
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>>550724903
picture of moot
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>>550726240
rerolling
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>>550726294
Reroll
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nigger cock
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Any baby toy you may have.
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a picture of Nicholas Cage
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>>550726034
If you a vegetarian or something else like that, instead of beef use black olives. Use promo Code AARP25 to get 25% Off Your Entire Order Of Regular-Priced Items
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a cactus
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>>550725426
it's not delivery it's digiorno.
after shave in not the bottle pour it in
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>>550726240
Rerolling for this!
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>>550724903
bird seeds
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>>550726490
Rollan down tha streetz
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An entire SPAS Shotgun
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A lit cigarette, with pics and timestamp
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deoderant
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corncob
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WHY A DICK OF COURSE!

>no dildos, a real dick
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Your fist
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3 sharpies
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>>550726240
mfkin reroll
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>>550726268
>>550726668
yer cursed m8, rolling for a rubber band ball
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raw eggs
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the biggest knife you own blade first :^)
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>>550726646
Reroll
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>>550726549
+20 re rolling for habanero seeds
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money, and make sure its sticking out of your ass. Preferably with some shit on it.

also post pics w/ timestamp
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>>550724903
bottle
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>>550726668
rollin' for this
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>>550725481
This
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dragon dildo
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>>550724903
A wooden sword.
Gud luck, m8.
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>>550724903
your finger
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>>550726240
REROLL : OP better fkin delivat
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>>550726746
R-r-r-reroll
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ice cream
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>>550726848
this then use it for the good ol poo dollar on someone
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small plant/cacti
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A lightbulb
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my dick
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>>550724903

flash light

69 get
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Hanger
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>>550725776
rerolling
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your dads hand
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lavalamp
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a razor blade would do
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>>550726848
rawllllll

>69 get!
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entire coke can
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>>550726701
this
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>>550726240
69 Get! Reroll for stuffed animal escaping from OP's anus.
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>>550726934
reroll
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>>550724903
a jalapeno
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A gansito or a twinkie.
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get a nigger on craigslist to put his cock in there for you
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Nothing.
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>>550726240
Rolling for this
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A billiards cue.
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An apple
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>>550725481
reroll
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>>550726240
roll
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A cat
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your favorite poster
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12 thumb tacks
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>>550726965
roll
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>>550725330
rollin for this, it's ridiculous but doable
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>>550724903
poop
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>>550726240
gwarn
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>>550727160
this
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>>550726240
69 want - reroll mfkrt
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A picture of Muhammed
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>>550726934
rerolll
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>>550726240
Re-rolling for this
lelz will be had
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toilet paper
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buy weed, buy water pipe, insert water pipe in your anus, smoke the weed with the water pipe in your anus
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>>550727369
WINRAR

>captcha = gentlemen nvsuag
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>>550727160
reroll
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>>550727369
winrar
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a watermelon.
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>>550727369
winrarrr
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>>550726240
Re(tard)-roll
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>>550727369
win
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>>550727369
winrarrrrrr
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an hiv positve siringe
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your mouse
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Tabasco Sauce, insert the end of the bottle in which the sauce comes out partially into your anus, with it open of course, then squeeze for 10 seconds. You may remove the bottle after doing so.
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>>550727369
come on, OP
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>>550727369
winrar
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>>550727369
WINRER WINRER CHICKEN DINNER
>inb4 op doesnt delivar
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Your toothbrush

Nvm
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>>550727369
WINRAR!!!! WINRARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winnnnraaaar!

.bz2


.tar

WE GOT A WINRAR
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>>550727369
Winrar
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>>550724903
deliver like your name was pizza hut you slut
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>>550727369
WINRAR
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>>550727369
Winner winner chicken dinner.
We're waiting...
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>>550727369
op pls deliver
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hitler's one nut
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>>550724903
Shove a fleshlight in your ass and then fuck the fleshlight with a dildo
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A penis.
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>>550727369
hue
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>implying op will deliver
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OP here guys just getting everything ready will deliver
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OP DO YOU OWN ANY STUFFED ANIMALS FOR THIS WINRAR?

>op always delivers
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>>550724903
A pringles can.
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>>550728061
you sit on a throne of lies
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>>550728061
ID
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A water bottle full of pepper.
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>>550728061
OP y u no OP.ID? cuz u no OP is y
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>>550727582
How the fuck do you squeeze a Tabasco bottle?
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A butcher's knife
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>>550728531
squeeze really hard
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Here you go, the biggest plush I can find.

>2 feet tall
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Broken glass bottles
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>>550728684
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>>550728684
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>>550728531
Squeeze really hard you idiot
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>>550728684
in p00p3r
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>>550728684
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>>550728684
haha, doesn't have to be big, OP - just get it in that butthole and snap a pic of it trying to be born/escape out of your ass
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Posting in le epic breadXDDD
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>>550728862
Tabasco bottles are glass faggot.
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>>550729130
yas bae yas
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>>550728684
its tyme
op came back
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>>550728684
Simbaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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>>550728531
Here this may be of some help to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqr4orfBpok

You have my blessings
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ruh ruh ruh rollin
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I did it /b/
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>>550729747
dafuq I'm looking at?
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op wont deliver. let's leave
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>>550729747
wat?
better pics, op
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>>550728531
Heat it up to an unbelievably hot temperature and use a glove made if cast iron (insulated on the inside) to squeeze it while hot.
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>>550724903
cut off your little dick and shove it up there
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>>550729874
I stand corrected
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>>550729747
ITT: OP is a faggot and doesn't deliver
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>>550729747
thats your fucking arm and leg, with sinba between it.

OP is a liar who doesn't even try
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Heres a better pic
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>>550729747
All my life I've just wanted to see a stuffed animal crawling out of OPs ass...

Thanks for ruining my dream.
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>>550730272
8 MP or GTFO

If your having trouble ask your mom to hold the camera?
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>>550730272
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>>550730272
can sort of see. put camera on a timer and put it behind your ass
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>>550730272
>can't tell if troll
>or tard
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>>550730272
Dude just lubricate the fuck out of it, once your ass up to the lions waste it shouldnt hurt to much because your ass will just press down on it.
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>>550730496

You're getting a bit too excited.
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>>550730272
I bet Simba hasn't been this traumatized since Mufasa
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>>550729276
Wow are you retarded?
No shit they are made of glass
Just squeeze really hard
>People can't be this stupid
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OP is a fag this is a spiderman thread now
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There
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So sad - I wuz the winrar and now I am heaven, cuz once again...OP
was a faggot.
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>>550731479
Sownds l?k a p-lan to me
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>>550731760
op we need to see anoose penetration not your knee caps
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>>550731760
fuck you op, youre lying
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>>550731760
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>>550731760
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>>550731760
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>>550731142
> made of glass
> just squeeze really hard
its called logic faggot. You obviously can't.
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>>550732969
...shove logic up anus?
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>>550724903
The world!
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>>550732969
Im shocked at how stupid people are
There should be a thread about this
I go to restaurants every other day
And you know whats on the table?
A fucking glass bottle of tabasco sauce
You know how I get it out?
>SQUEEZE IT
Retard
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>>550733849
he never said squeeze it to get it out, he said

>Just squeeze really hard

he wins you lose
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