Ok, guys. It's time for "/b/ adopts a child."

>>550721205

WHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE, GODDAMMIT

It's a tossup between that guy who advertised nuts for gamers and Cory from "Cory in the House".

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>>550722643
Forgot pic

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I choose this hero! Zeyad. Egyptian mad man

>>550722716
>Dat orange shirt... premonition?

>>550721205

In our country we put pet's up on the internet like that. Not children, is this some sort of joke? Holy cow.

>>550721205
I actually feel for this kid reading that. seems like a 10/10 kid, would adopt and love

>>550721205
>>550722073
Asshats

>>550721205
My country doesnt even have an ebay-like website like yours

>>550723501
My country doesn't even have websites

>>550721205
>looking out the window

>which window?

>all of them

>>550723083
>>550723501
>Implying
You still have to go to interviews and talk with the kids. Shipping would only be convenient.

>>550721205
it's like his eyes aren't on speaking terms.

>>550723724

Wouldnt it be awesome to have an auction house for orphans. So that you can brag about how cheap your kid was?

>>550723838
Almost as if they need some time apart...

>>550723937
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>>550722716
>ballet, gymnastics

>faggot child detected

>>550723724

Just seems a bit odd, advertising children on the internet.

in my country there are 10 times more people on waiting lists to adopt a kid than kids free for adoption every year
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>/b/ adopts a child.

4chan - your social support community

>>550722716
My nigga taychuan 9/10 would adopt and turn him into a real leader.

Next idea, Buy all the orphans of the auction house. Take them to an arena like in spartacus so that they will be gladiotors and fight each other. And the best thing is that the winner will see his parents again! But then they find out when he/she was an orphan in the first place

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>>550723937

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>>550721205
Saw this girl, looked great to adopt. Would be a great daugther.

>>550726176
I smell autism. Needs structure and consistency

>>550722716
John seems like a pretty cool dude 10/10 would adopt.

>>550726537
Doubt that, would bet in some fucked up transiction. The smile she gives is too much carismatic to be froom an autist

>>550722716
>ballet

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>>550726537
>>550727282

probably ADHD or bipolar

>>550727360
Don't talk shit about Ballet, my Aunt made me do ballet for a few months and it's actually where I lost my virginity. I think for the amount of young pussy I seen in the changing rooms and the accidental tit or vag exposing was worth it..

>>550727786
>>550727282

Agreed on that.

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Ok yeah his face is funny but who the fuck beats up a baby

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> implying someones actually gonna adopt a fat ass

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>>550728208
>battered baby syndrome

My fucking sides.

>>550727786
aww I want to adopt her

>>550727786
>"You autistic bastards"
>posts actual autistic bastard

We should start a kickstarter or something like that to adopt one of these kids.

They will be raised by the internets.

>>550727786
>>550728136
Sadly I would bet in bipolar episode. She reminds myself when young. Don't really have bipolar disorder but had some episodes maybe she passed through that.
Hold me b/ I'am having feels again.

Also>>550727786
looks a great kid too. Is a shame if she can't accomplish her dreams because of the lack of family.

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>>550724430
>implying gmynastics is for faggots

>>550723617
are you ukraine?

Still deciding if my wife and I should adopt or utilize artificial insemination

This thread is making me lean towards the latter

>>550729038
adopt nigger

>>550721205
>white/european
>hispanic
gets me everytime

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>>550721205
>love looking out the window

da fuck man

>>550728304
Future fag and underage b/tard fapping to traps saying to himself "This is not gay"

>>550728743

hahaha man thats going to be a pshycopat.
I live in a flat 6 high where only students live. Neighbors had a "House Cat" and that animal has met every kind of personality that a human being can have. And I can say Hannibal lecter is nothing compared to this cat

>>550722073
you dont belong here, gb2reddit

>>550728743
Much better then the electric jew

>>550729398

Ive never listened to you, and never will. Mr fireman

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>>550728895
so true, I did gymnastics in high school and my upper body and core was unreal. Bobybuilder-esque. Then I got a skin infection on my back... and can't take off my shirt without people being like WTF?!! I made up a story about how I got stung by a few nests or hornets so that usually flys. Pun intended.

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>Asia
>China
>Indea
>filename

>>550721205
Derp.
I would pet it and feed it lettuce

>>550729437
Don't know for sure but looks like a future nigger.

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http://www.aboutachild.org/WaitingChildren.php

"This soon-to-be-5 year old boy is suffering from Crouzon syndrome. According to his medical, he has normal physical development and only slight developmental delays. He is already losing his vision and needs an urgent craniofacial surgery to save his eyesight and a chance at a normal life."

DAMMIT RICH FUCKERS GET HIM A SURGERY AND STOP WANKING

>wake up

>>550729038
Adopted-fag here. It's a crap shoot, but you're saving a life if you adopt.

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>>550729791

>>550728208
that's kinda sad

>>550730042
They don't euthanise humans

>>550730042
How old were you? And is it true that above a certain age you have basically 0 chance?

>>550728304
>movie store owner

Poor guy

>>550729791
Cheese stuck in pc FAN

>>550730042

Did you eat from the streets to survive? Or are you the new bear grylls?

>>550730249
I was set to be adopted from birth. Birth mom was in a prenatal program. Yeah it's true that the older you get, the lower your chances get
>>550730209
Well I'm a lot better off here in NYC than I would've been in the slums of Bogota

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6/10 would addopt

>>550729996
Please

Every time you ignore this post and continue wanking, an Adam Sandler movie is made.

>>550730042
is it true that adopted kids have to fight kids from different adoption houses in order to get adopted?

>>550730991

<datfilename
my sides

>>550728208
Fuck my sides
>>550728304
Holy shit, who wants to adopt a kid like him?

>>550730991
Potential Jackson Five in future but instead of singing music they are a gang.

>>550730991
>filename

/thread

This thread is so sad.
I know the world is full of shit and I don't blame /b/ for laughing at these.
What saddens me the most is all these orphans with incurable disease and/or deformed anatomy hoping that someone will take them and save their life.
But who would prefer them to a pretty and good looking child ?

>>550730991
fucking nigger names, where are the ones that have dodgy 'boundary issues'

>>550730991
Adopt a whole street gang....

This thread makes me very sad

>>550731398
>>550731547

GTFO

>>550731398
Don't worry, most of them don't have the mental capacity to understand the reality around them. They just exist.

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This one creeps me out a bit...wouldn't want him to be alone in the house.

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>>550730783
mmmm

>>550730249

If I was gunna adopt a kid it'd probably be an 8 year old...

But then I'm a bad person.

My main reasoning is that they generally don't shit themselves and if they do they are old enough to clean themselves up. After 8 you are pretty much just there for support / counseling, keeping them alive, and making sure they aren't getting into bad shit.

To me a baby is more like a pet, but generally more needy and annoying.

I'd adopt a teenager but I'd probably become more like a best friend / older sibling than a parent. There might be moments where like "NO, HEROIN IS OFF FUCKIN LIMITS", "You're being a beta and you really need to step your shit up if you want to have any quality in your life.", and such... but for the most part you're basically just adopting a friend at that point.

I should probably never have children.

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>>550730991
>ghetto starter pack

>>550731878
Very likely future /b/tard

>>550732001
>I should probably never have children.
Yep.

>>550732001
U just call it, how u see it...

>>550731398
Yeah, sad....

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>>550728208

And I was just starting to feel sorry for myself because my ex dumped me 2 yrs ago. Way to fuck yet another thing up, /b/.

>>550730978
Yah, when I go in for a batch of new kids I usually make 16 fight until 4 are left, and then I choose 3.

>>550732001
Please don't. You're going to spoil the world with your terribly educated children.

>>550730249
Maybe my story will help
I was adopted when I was 9
I also have 3 sisters and 1 brother who were adopted with me (shout out to my adoptive mom who didn't split us up)
So there is Zac (me), Girl 03, Girl 02, Girl 01, and Boy 2. We are all within 5 years of each other. Our birth parents did not beat us but did leave us at home for days at a time, fed us spoiled food, and were overall drug addicted ass hats.

I am now 21 and am pretty normal. I go to school and have a long term GF. I don't do any drugs, I stopped drinking a few months ago because I started to get drunk every night and had an incident that shocked me into stopping.

My sister, GIRL 01 (now 19) has had 2 kids, has an abusive bf, and does drugs. She relapsed into the same situation my parents were in.

GIRL 02 is doing fine. She just graduated High School and is going to college. She has nothing wrong with her in terms of drug abuse.

GIRL 03, GIRL 02 twin disappeared with her Mexican boyfriend. Iv'e been trying to find her and hope to God she is okay. She was abused by her boyfriend and refused to talk to anybody.

BOY 02 joined the the Army an he is doing fine.

It's hard to tell. We all were adopted together, and raised the same way in an upper middle class family. I will also like to mention that both Girl 01 and Girl 03 contacted our birth parents. This may have something to do with them reverting back to their ways.

>>550730991
>filename
Holy fuck my sides

>>550732460
Woah, that sounds cool. Do they fight for pennies aswell?

>>550732460
>4 are left
>choose 3
>leaving one

that's fucking cruel

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE

>>550730783
>crystal and bonnie in charge of my sides

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>>550729437
>freedom

>>550725051
Back to reddit and twitter for you

>>550733180
Its a trap

>>550730991 I heard the cripz were recruiting

Who names a nigger Taychaun. Sounds like something kim jong il would name his prostitute

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>>550733180

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>>550729437
>Name is freedom.
>Probably going to prison.

Oh the irony.

>>550733167
since I eat the other 3 I'd say I'm doing it a favour.

>>550730991
brb sides gone.
this filename!

>>550733508
>Darryl loves being talked to and touched
>and touched
>touched

>>550733180
You cut me deep man... ouch.

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Lol her name

>>550726537
she is not autistic, autistics have difficult with abstract things, she is a church fag...

>>550733508
Who would adopt a 19 year old who is also retarded to the extreme?

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>>550733508
sheeeeit

>>550727786
no, she is a ginger

>>550734070

And how isnt that the same?

>>550733508
>Daryl loves to get touched
>Daryl requires tube feeding
>Daryl often gets seizures
>Daryl is a pleasure to have in class
he doesnt sound black at all

>>550729791
>just try to beat me
i bet their father did
...wait they're black

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>>550733508
Wait.. so you are essentially adopting a "grown-ass" man for which you have to provide for the rest of his life? Damn 'murica, in my country we provide those people with homes, food and personell to provide for their needs, all paid by the government.

Then again, my personal opinion is that we should abort these abominations before they are released into the world, but if we let them, we might as well provide for them.

>>550729437
>Black Kid
>Named Freedom

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>>550733972
>female

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>>550733972
What's the Google Chrome theme?

>>550733508
Damn. It sucks to have all those problems and then no family to help you

>>550721205
dat file name
>lol

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>>550733180

>>550731878

I 100% guarantee this kid is gay or will be gay. Look at that shiteating grin. You can tell he's going to be one of those guys that everyone thinks is "nice" and he's secretly an enormous faggot. He's basically Curtis.

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Would you?

>>550734207
A good person

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>>550733815

>>550734234
omg ur horrible

>>550733401
>>550733753
>>550733918

Listen here you fucking faggot. I don't know who you are, but if I do I would fucking kill you. You are the cancer that is killing /b/ and everyone on here. Do you know how retarted you sound right now? Oh I bet you like "Ha, you fell for me le ruse" FUCK YOU, I hate everything about you. I hope you don't make it to heaven for killing everything you touch or speak upon. I hope you die a painful death like what you did to /b/. Please do us all a favor and just an hero, you are the reason why I hate everything about this site now and the underage faggots on here. You are destroying our fucking site you bitch ass, faggot, kike nigger lover asshole. Fucking die

Fuck, I really feel sorry for these kids.

>>550734568
Some space theme. I dont really know

>>550734234
MY FUCKING SIDES.

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>>550733972
>posting Ebony
>not Tre'vell

>>550734926
>attractive
wut

>>550728304
>Bobby Hill

>>550730783
>Future porn stars right here

>>550731878
Would take on MTB trails then play legos with /10

>>550734898
would /b/rowse with/10

>>550730991
>>550729791
cheese stuck in pc fan; i need Bonnie and Crystal to take care of my sides!

>>550734898
Holy shit, I can smell him from here, and my hair gets greasy just by looking at his

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>>550734785

Any other separared dads getting the feels from this thread? I miss my kid every minute. Seeing these kids needing a home is fucking depressing.

>>550734785

Now now, being rude with them pastas mi man?

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>>550734785

>>550734898
/b/tard

>>550730991
of course these bastards live in missouri

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>>550729693
>I made up a story about how I got stung by a few nests or hornets so that usually flys. Pun intended.

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>>550733815
oh god cant stop

>>550733180
Don't try to bait. You know you like us, and you like us. This is your family. The only white family you would ever had.
So shhhh no tears only dreams now.

We have feelings too some of us are really broken inside but would actually like to have kids and some of those kids look great but unfortunally they don't have families of their own of if they have the families don't even bother.

>>550735141
Not a dad, but I get feels in these threads. Then I laugh. Then feel worse.

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>>550728208
>17 y/o
>biographical text says he's 11
>unwanted for more than 6 years
>adoption agency won't bother updating the text
>feels

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>>550721205
>>550722716
>>550726176
>>550727786
>>550728208
>>550728304
>>550729437
>>550729791
>>550729996
>>550730783
>>550730991
>>550731878
>>550733508
>>550733972
you all lose she here is perfect look at her behaviour HNNNNNNGGGGGG
daddy is gonna feed her inches

http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/view.aspx?id=47920

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>>550728208
>mental retardation

>>550734898
Oh god, future /b/ tard to the max.

>>550734898
Your average 4chunner

>>550735413

Holy shit my sides, brb

>>550732815
interesting stuff
thanks and good luck to your siblings

>>550730991
Great, I can finally get my own basketball team.

It must be pretty depressing to write stuff for kids like >>550728208
and know they will never be adopted.

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>>550735413

>>550734898
> Edit the child
> Rename: Average4ChanGuy
> /Edit the child

you've ruined my life again, 4chan.

>>550729437
>Black
>Freedom
Kek, how ironic

>>550734926
I love how it tells you that they are legally free so you know you won't have to deal with any angry southerners

>>550735413
>Lara exhibits some sexualized behaviors
HOLY SHIT

>>550733972
I'm so high, this is fucking awesome.

>>550734926
>not posting Alexzander

status: available

sounds more like a dating site than an adoption site.

>>550726176
I'd be a really good daddy for her hehe

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>>550735970
woops forgot pic

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>>550735413
>Pic related

But she is retarded and that's a problem.

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>>550733180

>>550736058
>ginger
>retarded
>still more likely to get a gf than an average 4channer

This shit is pretty sad.

>>550736058
It's sad that he's going to have a depressing life.

>>550736058
>Infectious smile.
>Shocking red hair.
Troll as fuck.

>>550734898
thats fucking m2k :O

>>550735413

>tfw no qt Lara to care for

Here's a vid of her.

http://vimeo.com/60190186

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>>550736126
I like my girls crazy, that way no one will believe them.

This is actually sad...

Still
>Ghetto Starter Pack
My sides

>>550736058
He ain't even black. There is no excuse for that name with a white child.

>>550722716
>has the ability to get excellent grades when he applies himself.
>implying his grades are shit

>>550736126
I don't think shes not retarded she was probably raped and beaten and doesn't know how to act appropriately at all times. That's how I read it anyway.

>>550733180
Hey now, you can't prove that.

>>550721205
He seems fucking normal on that younger pic, then it looks like a mountain of bricks fell on his head once he reached puberty.

>>550736535
Illiterate white people exist too.

>>550736032
Fuck your pedo instints I would feel the same but that's fucked up, that would damage her even more. And she looks great. Only in more mature age that would happen.

>>550736058
>honey, I've always wanted to name a child, ALEXZANDER
>ok dear! But if he's retarded, he's fucking out of here faster than your hymen rips open.
>ok

>>550731398
It's not like they're dead now or in death row.

>>550736058
I don't see what's wrong with Alexzander other than his facial features and his name. He acts just like any other 3 year old.

>>550736569
Maybe not retarded but not very smart I guess. But would be probably future yander and 4channer. >>550736520

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>>550729437

>>550736805
>Fuck your pedo instints
>I would feel the same but that's fucked up
/b/ morals in a nutshell.

>>550728208
Dudes that actually pretty sad as fuck.

>>550734926
That's a fucking Vulcan name, what the hell.

>>550737134

FEMALE??!? Naaaah

>>550737075
But still one eye is in New York and the other in San Diego.

>>550737136
He looks stoned tho.

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>>550736126
never heard of "stupid fucks good" ???
man i came buckets imagining pounding her retarded brain out while shes drooling and giggling

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>>550735413
> choosing Lara over Rielee
faggot

>>550737264

Thats the reason why he seems so stressless

>>550737330
who came out with the idea of dragons fucking vehicles?

>>550721205
How can you feel anything but sympathy for the kid?
I know were on /b/ but that doesn't mean you have to be a fucking asshole against everything and everyone.
I know you think you're edgy but you're just a filthy puke stain, even for /b/ standards/

>>550737128
> Heaven
Tripfag in nutshell. I bet if she wanted to kiss and other lovely things you would agree to.

>>550737134
Female? Really?

>>550737134
Fe.. que senior?

>>550737463
My point exactly.

>>550735356
That's pretty fucking sad.

>>550737330
>>550736126

she's not a retard though, watch the video in >>550736489

>>550737512

This used to b the /b/ standards

>>550730991
>filename
TOPKEK

>>550737134
rule 63 Moot?

>>550737128
did you read the rest of the comment?
> only in a mature age would that happen

>>550737509
i did

>>550722716
Both of these kids seem cool as fuck.

>>550737330
Intelligence would be great. Unless you want a not just a psychopath but a serial killer.
She could murder you in sleep while riding your cock.
That said she would never reach yuno's level even in term of yandere.

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>>550735413
>>550736489
I would adopt the shit out of her

>>550731398
Adopting kids with incurable diseases sounds great if it's the kind of thing that will kill it soon. You get the raising a child experience without the disappointment that follows.

>>550737743
No, it wasn't.

>>550730991

>Filename

Fucking 10/10 anon

>>550737134
Moot+Rule 63= Profit?

>>550736489
in the video they say that she needs a two parents family, or a single mom.
What about a single dad?
So basically TV sees all men as pedophiles ? Or maybe a father is not essential ?
Fucking feminazis

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And suddenly abortion becomes interesting.

>>550737134
> female
Eh

>>550738081
She's probably insane though.

>>550728208

Can he hold papers? Otherwise I will keep my pet rock.

>>550738081
Adoption...

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>>550721205
Jesse needs a home. God, I feel so dirty doing this...

>>550738081
>abortion
wut?

>>550738075
Pretty much.

>>550738265
oops, i'm an idiot, here's link

http://www.dfps.state.tx.us/Application/TARE/Child.aspx/Profile/18895

>Likes toys that vibrate

>>550738081
Post the information about her

>>550737960

Yes, it was. I can play this game forever.

>The Game

>>550732460
>I usually make 16 fight until 4 are left, and then I choose 3.

Oh god I'm gonna die from laughing

Anon plz my sides hurt.

>>550737706
You right she looks normal intelligence.
But from what I saw she is without doubts a psychopath she rarely blinks and feels too much easy going.
I regred saying she will not be in level of yuno.

>>550738347
Looks like a pyro.

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>>550734926

>legally free

is this some slavery lingo?

>>550734898

has potential- realistic roommate material

>>550738081
>Goes to an abortion clinic for adoption.
>360 degrees and walk away.

where is that video of that 13 year old girl who was being interviewed for adoption and it was depressing as fuck.

>>550738426
>Not Hispanic

Actually, I thought he was Chinese.

>>550737898
We know Carlos. We know. But only god know's what would you do to her.

>>550736489
i know it
the anon who posted it some months ago said she is sociopath and you can tell by the way she gesticulates when she says icecream

>>550735413
but on the site was another girl 17 years old, blonde with MASSIVE TITS
in the description her "beauty" was very well described i wonder if they even care what kind of people adopting the kids and for what reasons
shes gone now no wonder why

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>>550738442
>>550738081

>>550724537
what country?

>>550727786
9/10 would adopt

>>550728304
>Camron
hahahaha

>>550738604
>360 degrees
>walk away

>>550738604
ahahaha my fucking sides.

>>550735413
Would adopt the shit out of her so hard.

>>550736489
Does it say she wants to be an only child in that vid?

>>550738075
>single mom
Times like these makes me wish I was born female.

>>550729437
>Adopt a little black kid
>Train him athletically everyday
>He turns pro and makes millions of £/$ anually
>Profit????

>>550738810
>country
Fucking dropped.

Is the FBI setting up traps or something?

>>550739061

>Only when hes jamaican

>>550735141

Divorced dad here. And yes.

>>550729437
> favorite class is math
> favorite class
> math

confirmed for not a nigger

>>550738764
dammit i even found the link to the big titted beauty but i cant view it
some wizards here?? http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/view.aspx?id=47021

>>550735413

>Stop her being victimised

If this was a dude he wouldn't even be on the adoption list for fear of being a sexual predator.

Loving them double standards murrica

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gotta admit, I do feel kinda bad for all these kids. Especially for the older ones, they are almost adults and you know they never had a real childhood.

Fuck their real parents...

>>550739259
> enjoys playing with toys that vibrate

>>550739259
>other toys that vibrates

>>550736561
10/10 wondering if anyone else picked up on that

>>550739345
yeah also
>victimised
they are afraid of her having consexual sex kek

fucking ameriprudes will never grow out of their puritan past and realize minors can consent.

>>550739483
>Implying some of their real parents weren't killed in an accident

>>550739483
>Fuck their real parents
Maybe their parents died or something.

>>550739483
If they're real parents were hit by an alcohol would you still fuck them?

Why are "normal" grown men and women up for adoption? That's pretty fucking retarded imo. They should move on and start doing shit for themselves.

>>550739483
Right there with you man, Im actually pretty sad after reading this thread.

???
? ?

>>550739483
Last sentence is correct.
>>550739238
>>550735141

>>550730991
dat file name doe

>>550728329
That's my 4chan. Seriously though someone should be nice and OD him on heroin at this point.

>>550738702
i remember a video of a girl about the same age but she was nervous and a qt

This thread bothers me, because I like it.

>>550739794

Then they shouldve had an insurance

>>550729791
>>550729791
>cheese stuck in fan
>those names

Goddamnit why is this thread so good?!?!

>>550722716
>has the ability to make excellent grades when he applies himself
thats what they say to every nigger in school, but truth is, is they're all just too niggery to do well in school

>>550739814
Instead of daddy they got a sugar daddy, that's the only difference.

>>550738974
The vimeo video suggests a single mom or two parent family...why does it seem that everyone thinks that every single father looking to adopt a child is just a pedo.

>>550739662

>Adopt her
>Move to spain

Its all legal. Sorted

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Who the fuck in their right minds would name their kid "Special Treasure"

>Niggers, that's who

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She is friendly and engaging and enjoys one-on-one time with adults.

nuff said i take her

http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=49159

>>550740285
> Known as ST
> STD for friends
Is like a promonition

>>550726176
I would pay for that kid. Certainly autistic but who cares, she's a born winner.

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>>550740285

Probably because they were planning to bury her.

I mean niggers cant afford children, and she would blend in to the dirt splendidly

>>550738550

I think it means that they're no longer in the custody or guardianship of anyone but the state. In other words, their parents are out of the picture.

Sometimes children might be in foster care because their parents are fucked up, but their parents still have custody, and so they can't be adopted yet.

>>550740285
>Implying treasure is not already special

>>550740408
Impressive tits for a 15 year old.

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>>550733508
To be honest, a guy like this should be put down.

>>550738081
WOULD ADOPT
>>550738810
WOULD ADOPT HARDER

>>550740609
Kek

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>>550740691

His parents tried when he was just a baby

Now he is stronger than ever before. You just don't know it

Anon won thread.
>filename

>>550738075

>So basically TV sees all men as pedophiles ? Or maybe a father is not essential ?

Uh YEAH in case you haven't noticed, Western media loves to tell us what murdering, raping, child-molesting, worthless pieces of shit we are.

The system has made fathers disposable and obsolete. The classic husband and father motif is now comedic fodder for commercials, sitcoms and movies to portray such men as inept, bumbling fuckwads with wives they don't deserve, who have to constantly mitigate and fix every mistake their dipshit sons and husbands make.

The only strong, capable father on TV right now is the one on Surviving Jack.

>>550740834
>DAT FILENAME

Again

>>550734234
what has been seen...

>>550739483
No joke. I just read about a girl who got adopted with her two sisters but she was sent back to the home because of medical issues. Poor kid.

>>550740557
I would too. But she is not autistic that smile can never come from an autist. That's a true big smile and warn.
Feel's bad not have the opportunitty to adopt her.

>>550737134
>Future school shooter.

>>550739215

To trap people interested in adoption? Probably. As you know, adoption is a Federal crime.

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dude how can i say no to a lad named legend

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>>550740834
>filename
I can't breathe.

>>550740834
If that is all from the same woman, jesus christ. She's literally been pregnant for 18 years of her life.

>>550741039
He was legend after his parents throw him away.

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Look at this little shit. Can you even imagine how the 2 people looked like that created this one?!?

>>550729791
Cheese stuck in pc fan.
I lol'd

>>550734926
what is with the usage of "attractive" in describing black kids?

>>550740834
If you adopt the pack you're the next Pablo Hescobar.

So, in the US you can buy kids online?