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He died for all of us. Least we can do is post
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hi
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hi
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>>550578930
I love Jesus. I wish more people would.
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There are atheists on /b/ y'know.
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Didn't Jesus create Satan?

>all things were made by him and for him
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I luv jesus
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>>550579587
jesus made satan so satan could plow his ass
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The hell is a Santan, anon?
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oh yea i totally love Jesus, no really im not a sinner.....ohgodnoplsstopibeg!!
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/b/tard logic:
I love Jesus, but I choose to spend my life browsing the hellhole of the internet and finding pleasure in trap/child porn/drugs/mysoginy/intolerance/racism/troll thread.
Totally legit christian bros, you surely are going to paradise.
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op is a fag
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Still don't understand how one person "saved" humanity it kills me.
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wat
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>>550579889
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfXybggH4Qo
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>>550578930
jesus

this dude is the man.
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hi
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IF WE DON'T SIN CHRIST DIED FOR NOTHING
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Hello
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>>550580213
Romans 6:1,2
What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?
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jesus is awesome
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>>550579889
And why do they need saving? Not because man broke YHWHs laws, but because YHWH was afraid of Adam becoming as powerful as them.
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Christian reporting in
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>>550581610
Reporting in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcnzvIM5XX0
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>>550579889

The Borg were threatening Earth. Jesus introduced a virus into their computer systems that would lead to their destruction. That's why you only see Borg on TV now not in real life.
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I'm not a christfag, so let me ask you something:
How the fuck did some jew who was 'supposedly' resurrected after dying on some wood save your lives?

There was life before he was alive, so what would have stopped them from having kids if they didn't kill someone?

Did killing Jesus magically save everyone from hell rising or something?

I don't get religion logic at all.
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>>550581610
>Christian.
>On /b/.
Yeah, I'm a saint bro.
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>>550578930
>santans
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Allah Akbar!
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Hi
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>>550582030
see
>>550582005
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posting as anon
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>>550578930
>if you love santans

da fuck?
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Jesus is a nigger
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I'm not a christfag, so let me ask you something:
How the fuck did some jew who was 'supposedly' resurrected after dying on some wood save your lives?

There was life before he was alive, so what would have stopped them from having kids if they didn't kill someone?

Did killing Jesus magically save everyone from hell rising or something?

I don't get religion logic at all.


>what you fags look like saying jesus loves you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiFt72O2vEg
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i love u jesus
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>>550582292
Jesus loves you.
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Lord give me strength!
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>>550578930
I love Jesus!!! And I love Santa, the Easter Bunny, Bigfoot, the Tooth Fairy and Harry Potter!!!! I just don't believe any of them actually existed in the way their fairy tales describe.
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Jesus is a cool cat
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I feel like a faggot
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Ok
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>>550582547
My sides
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>>550578930
did jesus really look that pretty? Some say he actually had short hair.
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ok
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Jebus is a faggot who got nailed
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Damn you OP.
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...
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>>550578930
THANK YOU WHITE JESUS!
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akjdhslfkjhlasdhfl
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>>550578930
thanks jesus
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PRAIZE HIM
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>>550578930
Jesus listens to Blackmill
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amen
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>>550578930
i love jesus
>not ashamed
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>>550578930
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>>550578930
Lord God
I come to you a sinner
And I humbly repent for my sins
I believe that Jesus is Lord
I believe that you raised him from the dead
I will ask that Jesus will come to my life
And be my Lord and Savior
I receive Jesus to take control of my life
And that I may live for him from this day forth
Thank you Lord Jesus for saving me with your precious blood
In Jesus name, Amen
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>>550582251
>>550582660
the edge is just too strong
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>>550578930
I want to fuck a dog
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>In the year of our lord 2014
>not worshiping our lord and savior Jesus Christ
get with the times people
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>>550578930
What about if neither of those apply?
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Hail Satan
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God is live
God is love
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In Jesus name, Amen
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>>550578930
welp
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>>550585540
correction: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Catholic reporting in. The true Church of Christ the King.
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>>550579587
I'm pretty sure God crated Satan, not Jesus
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>>550578930

i love jesus
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This isn't tumblr
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>>550578930
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>>550586460

But Jesus is God's mortal fursona, but also his son, and killed himself for some reason. Who the fuck knows, it's all shamelessly made up anyway.
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>>550578930
<33
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>>550579587
God created the Angel Lucifer who dreamed of becoming a God himself, so he turned from God and tried to essentially over power Him
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>>550587518
Now he got an entire kingdom to himself, so it turned out pretty well.
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KILL IT WITH ETERNAL DAMNATION!
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Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

Matthew 10:28
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Hail Santana
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>>550578930
>santans
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>>550578930
Jesus, I need your help now more than ever.
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I am atheist so yeah..
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k
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swerd
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>>550588191
This Jesus, what's your emergency?
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hi
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>>550578930
save yourself
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chump lump
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>>550578930
But can Jesus see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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>>550578930
fak yuo i lub santans
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dthes
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niggers gonna nig.
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>>550589032
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dank u jesus
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>>550578930

Praise da Lawd.
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It's time to kill!
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christfags
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post
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Jesus get. HE IS RISEN
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