Old man feels thread >almost 30 >still hanging out with

kill yourself lol

I'm 30, man.. iktf

26 feels old.

>>550469739
I'm 33 and I don't feel old at all, just be yourself

>>550469739

LOL GAIS IM THIRTEE WOW IM SO OLD WATS UP OLFDAGS HEHE ARNT WE RUNDUM. LETS REID WITH TW SNAKES LOL OLD TIMES

Go fuck yourself with a rake fucking attention whore.

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Holy shit get a life

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>be 20
>been here since I was 14
>tfw I'm too old for /b/

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>>550470154
>Holy shit get a life

Bet you in 10 years kid you'll be here and some tiny dicked kid will say that to you.

>23, going on 24 this year
>still in college
>started talking to a 18 year old girl

creepy or no?

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35
who cares

>>550469739
31 here

>>550469739
Sauce on that pic OP.

>>550470493
i wish i knew

>>550469739
Have you other picture ?

>>550470395
Fuck that made me laugh.

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>>550470340
Yeah, like I'm gonna put up with this site for another decade

i'm 56 and what is this?

>>550469739
27 Zero fucks given. 30 is going to be so fucking awesome.

Think of it this way:
> never had more sex than I'm having now
> finally have some discretionary cash
> fewer ups & downs than my early 20's -- I know what I'm doing with my life
> did I mention that the amount of pussy skyrocketed at 25?
> women come to terms with their inner whores

The feels are good feels.

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>>550470615
Tfw you've lost control of your life

31
Browse for the lols when bored, been mainly lurking for 3-4 years, tend to not browse for 3-4 months then something in the news happens (like the rodge) and I think "what are b saying" or "sounds like a btard" then I come back for a while.

No fucks given, I have a normal work/love/social life, this shit is a good tiem filler

I keep getting older but they stay the same
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

..o wait that's not a good thing. FUCK I'm a loser

>>550469739
lol what is wrong with you that you're so fucking negative?

28 is young. You're just a retard.

>>550469739
28. Still in shock over the 10 years that just slipped by me.

>>550470153
you sound like an angry imbecile. By your lack of logic everyone who posts anything, anywhere does so for attention.

>>550470367
if shes in college shes fair game

>been here since i was 11 and what is this
>going to be 20 in a few months
i've wasted my life, /b/

I'm pretty sure girl in op is Monica B.

>>550470395

I've never wondered who was phone harder in my life.

41, you damn kid.

>>550470778
Same.

ITT: insecure faggots who still haven't gotten over their teenage angst.

For fuck's sake, 30 isn't old...

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>>550470615
>Yeah, like I'm gonna put up with this site for another decade

>yeah like I'm a super duper smart kid
>or at least that's what my mommy tells me
>so i can see into the future and i will not be on /b/ in 10 years

Listen up kid.
You will be a loveless virgin in ten years and yes you'll be here on /b/ fightin with a little scumbag like yourself

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meh. 30 yo faggot here. feels apathy man.

>>550470991

yeah that's how i feel but i feel kinda weird about the whole thing. she doesn't know my age nor do i think she knows i'm this old since i look young and can pass as only 19-20.

almost 22 here

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>>550469739

Same as you /b/ro. Feels wrong but I get a top kek every now and then.

>>550470687
26 to 28 were the fuck years for me. made the mistake of marrying one. Just recently divorced after 5 years and hoping to pick up where I left off. wish me luck

>>550471216
ssshheeeeeeiiiiiit. 22 feels like yesterday.

>>550470154
Oy vey, what did you say about me, you little goy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in manipulation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on antisemitic sites, and I have over 300 confirmed slided threads. I am trained in forum sliding and I’m the top slider in the entire JIDF. You are nothing to me but just another goy. I will slide you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words goy. You think you can get away with that antisemitism over the Internet? Think again, goyim. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shills across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, goy. The storm that wipes out your antisemitic heretical thing you call a life. You’re fucking done, goy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slide and manipulate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a few paid shills. Not only am I extensively trained in shilling and forum sliding, but I have links to all high ranking political leaders across the world and I will use the power they have to the full extent to wipe your miserable antisemitic ass off the face of the continent, you little goy. If only you could have known what retribution your little antisemetic “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you g-d damn antisemite. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, goy.

I dunno I don't see anything wrong with still hanging out on 4chan. There are a lot of smart people on /g/ that some my programming problems that I get stumped with, and I'm going to graduate from Uni next year Lololololol.. CS major

>>550469739
>>550470367
> 24, going on 25 this year
> got my gf when she was 15
> now 17, turning 18

>>550471307

>Just recently divorced
Congratulations, man =)
I always imagined that it takes a lot to get someone to that point. The next one can only be better.

But yeah, I'm dating some girl right now and it's pretty serious. I'll probably end up marrying her, but definitely not before we both finish our Ph.Ds, so I'll probably be ~32. Seems right.

In the meantime, there's still the occasional piece of trim that comes sniffing around so it's nice to unload my balls somewhere else every once in a while.

28 I enjoy the depravity. Haven't been lurking all that long though. But I do wonder when I'll stop. Seems like this site keeps me from acting out though.

>>550471070
What?

>>550471097
Yeh 30 aint old, but I am very aware that I am closer to being old than I have ever been and I aint getting younger, I tend to focus my energy on being myself and not trying to please other people, life gets better as you age for sure

>>550471054
what?

>>550471701
Welcome, newfriend!

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>>550469739
are you a wizard? awesome!

>>550471724
bye

>>550471751
Thanks everyone's been so friendly its my first day

>>550470493
http://hostave4.net/hft/fhg/video/003cflvoiq/index3634.html

google helps

>>550469739

Meh, I'm 25 and I don't care

>>550469739
30+
When Men become stupidly hot.

>>550471846
Yes sir

>>550469739
The guy on the right's dick looks like his nutsack wraps over the bas of his penis a bit.

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I'll be 30 in a couple months. I mainly lurk for the designed purpose, trading pictures with other social rejects at any random time. That being, just ignore the children and just worry bout your own path. I stay here on b/ for the true randomness... but lately i haven't been here much,the trap/trans/cringe all need their own boards so we can keep b/ b/. Gore, and the most wrong laughs ever had.

>>550471864
Troll harder, faggot.

>>550471724

lol 14 year old said fucker, someone tell his teacher. fuck off faggot

>>550471724
You actually have it all wrong, but i'd expect that from someone who has been on this site for no longer than a year and is only 14.

>>550470687
21 year old virgin here. any advice? kinda scared because im afraid im not big enough and wont be any good at it. would it be a bad idea to lose it to a coworker or a friend who could possibly out me to my other friends? i dont want to lose any respect. should i just try to hook up with a random? the idea of being that vulnerable really freaks me out

>45 and a half
>have been here since i was 13
i really need to grow up.

anyone else?

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>>550472115
Been on here since I was 10.
But the fact that you're all unable to grasp that someone younger than you could be capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation without whipping out some "XDDD"s and talking about pop music or some shit shows how closed-minded you are, and could explain why you're all so sad and lonely, and posting in an Old man feels thread.

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>>550470615
Yeah, like you will.

>>550471724
>It is in fact summer and I do now have more time to get on the internet, and /b/ in particular.
now you got b& m8 so enjoy living life like a normal kid agaibn

28

feel old as fuck. i thought at 24 this site was just something of a curiosity. never thought i'd be sat here on a hot summers day in my underpants with you cunts

>>550472735
>Been on here since I was 10.
woah thats fucking so early

i didn't kill my life until i was 13

>>550472991
I wasn't like a full on /b/ tard when I was 10, but I remember when I saw my first gore thread and it scared the shit out of me. Also back then CP was ok so I got introduced to that which was a weird experience

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>>550470262

tfw also twenty, been here since 07. Now i don't have any friends, a girlfriend, a job, car or money.

tfw fit as fuck and decent looking.

>>550473207
>seeing CP of girls older than you on /b/
I can not think of a more weird internet experience.

>>550472415
To quote a classic, "you're putting the pussy on a pedestal". Relax. Sex isn't hard -- relationships are hard -- but sex is not.

>kinda scared because im afraid im not big enough and wont be any good at it

What makes people "bad at sex" is when they think they're fucking awesome and therefore don't communicate.

Ask her if whatever you're doing feels good and then don't overthink it. If you enjoy the thought of pleasing a woman, you'll be good at sex.

>would it be a bad idea to lose it to a coworker or a friend who could possibly out me to my other friends?

If that's the first opportunity that presents itself, take it. Refer to my point above. You probably won't rock her world, but she'll likely enjoy herself and it likely **won't** be an embarrassment.

>should i just try to hook up with a random?

Everybody should hook up with a random once in their lives. No reason it can't be your first. It's just sex. Don't make it into a bigger deal than it is.

>the idea of being that vulnerable really freaks me out

Honestly man, I'm sure some of my former hookups and exes have talked shit behind my back. It hasn't stopped me from being taken seriously by women. There's no reason you'd be any different.

If you want my honest advice, you're stuck in a loop because you think 21 is old to be a virgin. It kind of is, but you're definitely not the only one who's been there.

Your rumination is hindering you. You need to believe me when I tell you it's not a big fucking deal =)

Quick question: are you worried that you don't know how to flirt or talk to women without being awkward?

>>550473262
woahdude.jpg

>>550473262
Back then I was thinking "This is a terrible thing but I also like it"
Now I realize I only have like 4 more years till this shit gets illegal so I better start stockpiling massive amounts of CP

>>550469739
One side of me says:

>who cares op theres no age limit here

>but still im tryna start haveing a better life anyway

Then the other side says, "I hate when reality hits me that I am not living up to my potential. I sit frozen in fear, strapped into a car on the evil roller coaster of anxiety and depression that is my life. As time passes me by, I wait passing time... laughing at frogs on the internet.

im 33 btw

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coming to 4chan is a habbit that's hard to kick

4chan started 11 years ago

so yeah, there's a lot of 30s in here

>>550473548
Uhhhh it's already illegal, dude.

>>550470802
me too...

>>550469739

37.

Unfortunately, the fascination with crazy shit never really ends, so, might as well get comfy, you're gonna be here a while.

>>550469739
>old man
>not even fucking 30

stop breathing now

>>550473642
I don't think you get in as much trouble for being underage yourself.

>18 bout to be 19
>lurking for months enjoying most of it (/b/ can be fucked up)
>Learned etiquette and meanings before spraying shit all over the place
I don't understand how or why my generation and younger ones think it's their duty to plaster everything with a comment box with their under-thought, unsupported, disorganized opinions.
Not edgy, just sad that people think all new fags are cancer. Most are, and they ruin it.

>>550469739
30, wizard, 4chan is most visited site. Just looking at shit all day long.

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>>550471948

>mfw that comic

>>550473950
You don't understand how this works.
Your age has nothing to do with it. CP is CP.

>>550474102
Read the news.

>>550474159
I hate people my age. A lot of them are stupid fucks with opinions nobody cares about whining about things that don't matter in the slightest.
I can spew some faggotry once in a while but I've always noticed that all my friends were fucking stupid somtimes.

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>>550470154
>on 4chan
>Tells other people to get a life.

>>550473443
wow, man. thanks for taking the time to write that up. well, im somewhat awkward. the talking part doesnt bother me. the part where they ask me to hang out or when im gonna come over and see the does. id like to think i know how to talk to girls. i kinda play dumb even when i know (or think) they are giving me hints. ive been called "dumb" by the some of the girls i work with. not in terms of intelligence, but in how i just keep it friendly instead of chasing. although there is this new girl i think i might try to talk to

>>550474346
So if some cop comes up to my phone and finds nudes of someone I know I'm going to go to jail?

>>550469739

27 years oldfag here. I feel old but don't too much. I fap 5+ times a day because of porn addiction and spending all day on the interwebs. 4chan being full of porn doesn't help though.

This sit is full of crap but once in a while there are good threads and very intelligent people. We can't discuss anything and don't be judge like in real life; we can only be called faggots by other faggots.

What are we supposed to be doing? being out of 4chan in reddit? working 8-5? having kids?

31 here but none of my friends know it. they all assume im late 20s and i keep them thinking that way cuz people nowadays see 30 as a death sentence. youre supposed to have a super successful career that nets 100k a year and disappear from life and never do anything fun when youre 30. FUCK THAT!

im having fun with my life and do what i enjoy. its just sad how even your own friends will look down on you for not being super successful by 30 (which is why i dont bother telling them my real age). im still getting my shit together after going through a really fucking hard life

the only thing that sucks about being 30+ is its alot harder to meet girls. most of the girls in the party scene are way younger than me and the girls around my age are either all taken or never leave their houses. fuck online dating bullshit. i like to meet a person and have an in person connection first

29 going on 30, who gives a fuck OP. if /b/ makes you happy, keep browsing YOU DUMB FAGGOT!

xoxooxoxox

>>550471891
>When Men become stupidly hot.
Unless they're me.

Oh wait
>Men

Yeah, women talk to me about "Men" in front of my face like I'm not even there too. Guess I'm not a Man. Fuck.

>>550470990
>imbecile
People who use this word are usually tipping their fedora constantly.

also want to add that hooking up with girls nowadays is ALOT different then it was for us 10 years ago. i dunno if its a good or bad thing. all i know is that i was drowning in pussy 10 years ago and now i cant get laid to save my life

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>>550469739

Not yet, but I will be.
The ride never ends.

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>>550469739

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>oldnewfag standing by!

>>550474697
yes because only in the english language, does using grammar require wearing a silly hat you colossal fuckwit STOP FUCKING DROPPING 'FEDORA LOL' EVERY FUCKING CHANCE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AND WANT TO FIT IN YOU FUCKING IRRITATING PLEBIAN!!!!11

>>550469739

I accidentally heaven the 4Chan...is that bad?

>>550474934
>>550474697
I DON'T KNOW WHO HAD THE BETTER RETORT

35 anon here. /b/ isn't as good as it used to be but every now and again there will be something fucked up/funny/interesting. It is also mobile friendly and updates often so when I'm not feeling in the mood to work it is amusing.

26. not far off. Fuck you /b/

>>550469739
>Anybody else?
28 here.

10 glorious years of Anonymous posting, and I still can't make friends IRL

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More of her?

Also creep thread.

>>550469739
35 here, it's not so bad. I'm not the oldest fag here though I'm sure.

>>550470367
Yeah, 30 here. Had sex with an 18 year old a few months ago. Felt pretty weird about it. She was hot though. Almost cost me my job, because I'm a bartender and served her. A co-worker brought her to drink after hours, so I assumed she was 19 (Canada, therefore reasonable drinking ages).

>>550470367
23/18? Nothing wrong with that. Also in college so she's assumed smart. You may get some cunty bitch saying "Oh you like them young, don't you?" Punch her in the face. You may also get a 50 year old Professor/Alumni saying that. Buy him a round of good Scotch.

>>550474783
>i was drowning in pussy 10 years ago and now i cant get laid to save my life
Please tell us more. What do you think changed?

I'm 29 and been coming here for years, I think the only thing that has me coming back is people here tend to be completely unedited or censored in how they speak. Most people always limit what they say to others based on how they think they will be viewed. Here people have the most honest discusion you are likely to see on the web. sure there might only be one decent thread on /b/ a day but when you find one its definately worth being a part of.

People speak completely with their ID without letting their ego get in the way at all. With modern press, facebook, and everyone having camera phones the only time you ever get to see the "real person" behind most people is when they are drunk out their ass.

I like seeing what people really think even it its just NIGGAFAGGOTNIGGAJEW.

>>550469739
When I saw the thumbnail I thougth they were fucking on a really really high place, like that vid of the guy climbing up a comms tower to repair it

I'm 25, virgin, quit my job, live with my mother and so on. I've let myself become a loser and I'm becoming more complacent with it by the day. I don't see myself changing things for the better anytime soon.

4chan and another image board keeps me just social and sane enough, If i didn't have a place to come and say what I'm feeling I'm not sure what I'd end up doing with my life, for better or worse.

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>>550474934
>All this fedora
>Your face when

>>550475592

Deliver moar.

>>550476001

the way people connect seems to be alot different. it was ....easier....back then. now self image and self entitlement have SKYROCKETED and technology has ruined peoples ability to comfortably have banter. peoples attitudes just seem different.... like...harder to approach. take the party scene for example (probably from too much facebook). even my friends have noticed that girls have become WAY more uptight and 'high n mighty' in the party scene, whereas before you could just grab a chick, dance with her, and bam: makeout session and possibly taking her home to fuck.

i think the problem is that ever since the fitness takeover (i live on the west coast and thats a thing here now), every guy suddenly thinks theyre brad pitt/the rock and hits on everything that walks. its made girls WAY more defensive here

i hope i explained that in a way thats understandable haha

>>550473221
holy fuck that pic is comedy gold

I used to like perving on nubile young nightclub-going gals, but now it seems like they're all immature bogan hambeasts wearing tit curtains, lurching drunkenly between binges, cackling and yelling hoarsely at each other.

Clubs aren't even a place I want to be anymore, let alone a place where I'd fit in.

>hang out with 20something friends playing board games instead.
>this is acceptable

>>550469739
Finding it fucked right now OP.

>be 35
>when was 16-35 youngfag always wanted 35yo

>now 35fag want 14-20yo

Wtf life?

>>550474464
yes

>>550473607
Shit fuck. 30, oldman, 7 years stuck to this shitty site.
I need a drink.

>>550476332

Holy shit, are you me?

Everyone likes to take that one little thing you disagree with them over and launch into a 'your the fuckin devil and should die' tirade instead of simply having the attitude of 'oh well, so what else is going on?'

>>550476678
Happening everywhere mate.

Ausfag reporting in.

>>550476332
That's interesting. I wonder if slut shaming on facebook or people having their entire reputation ruinable by a stray comment or picture has anything to do with it.
More on facebook, maybe guys that were too shy to say so in public are able to compliment a girl on fb. Also, you have to know about the messages girls get from attractive randoms on fb.

If anyone has anything else to say on the topic, I'd be very curious.

>>550476985

definitely agree that facebook fucked shit up. constantly being hit on even if youre fat and ugly has boosted even fat girls confidence to the point where they have attitude problems. its sad that people are being forced to use dating websites now because of how screwed up everyones personalities are in person lol. also have noticed that alot of women wont date outside their social circle

i personally know a ton of girls that are socially awkward as fuck from being raised on facebook. they dont know how to make friends or connect with individuals. they dont even know how to exist without a cellphone in their hands

another thing i find shocking is how many girls nowadays tell me that theyve never been on a date before lol

>>550477486
i would tend to agree. Very sad.

>>550477486
I wonder if young men on facebook are taking social cues from how older ones are typing at women. The days in which we did berry dicks may be over.

>>550477486
>>550477928

I think there are quite a few people that agree.

Quite a bit of people that lack social etiquette have embraced facebook as a means of surrounding themselves with like-minded uncouth individuals and reinforcing their lack of demonstrable manners, whereas traditionally they would have been ignored until they got it right.

Oh well.

Also, 31.

>>550478826
yep, manners have long gone.

There's nothing we can do old timers, just gotta sit back and watch it all burn now.

Also 30.

>>550469739
I feel you, 34 here, can't get my eyes of 16 years old girls at this time of year too

There are girls without facebook and that aren't with their mobile phones all the time. They are very hard to find, but they exists.

>>550469739
26 here, on my way there

>>550479278
>There's nothing we can do old timers, just gotta sit back and watch it all burn now.
That's what those before us said about us.

30 year old typing.

>>550469739
>20
>hanging out with nearly 30 year olds that are hanging around with 14 year olds on 4chan

penis

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29 yo here.
I just open 4chan b twice a day, ctrl+F "ylyl", if no results are found I ctrl+F "laugh", if no results are found I keep doing my job

31, I have a pretty serious job where I have to act professional, this is the one place I can let act like a complete spastic and get away with it.
feels good man!

47

inb4 oldfag

no fucks given. none at all.

>>550481531

cancer

>>550470262
4chan isn't 16 years old, dipshit.

>>550471791
Can't tell if seizure or being fucked by a ghost.

>>550482608
>no fucks given

no fucks asked.

>>550482806
>4chan isn't 16 years old, dipshit.
It's okay anon, we understand that math is hard.

>>550482806
wow

>>550482608
I am actually proud of you kind sir!!! Ledgendary

Real ol man here (56)

Just glad to have made it this far, most of you cunts won't.

Fuck you all

>>550483306
what's it like seeing all the animu talk from that side of life?

>>550483245
Kind sir? Go back to Reddit

>>550483306
Well, don't just sit there being old. Share some wisdom or insight.

What say you of this new-fangled rule 34?

>>550482890
She's apparently having trouble with her bra while suffering from ants in her pants.

>>550483518
>thinking reddit invented saying "kind sir" on the internet

Honestly, I'm not even shocked, disappointed or surprised. I remember when kids thought smileys came from Gaia online.

>>550483306
I mostly ignore the more autistic threads; loli, anime, brony etc. if you look hard enough here you still see the occasional nugget of brilliance that made /b/ what it was, getting fewer and further between tho....

>>550483519
>Share some wisdom or insight.
Don't trust people who smile for no reason.
Don't trust people who don't smile even if they should.

>>550483981
So, smile when you have to, don't smile when you don't, this is going to be more difficult than I expected.

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Why is it a big deal to be on here? Im 26, dating a fine as 19 year old, 20 year old on the side.. I'm in the prime of my life. Making 71k a year, have a decent house, 2 cars and loads of guns.

I honesty just come here to read threads like this and laugh a virgins getting to wizard status and questionable porn.

>>550484094
>this is going to be more difficult than I expected.
I'm counting on you!

>Be 22
>Drinking at someone's house and see kids in high school show up

feels bad man

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>>550469739
>be 31
>still on /b/
>find kim fields only girl attractive on /b/
>realize too old for /b/
>fuck it, fap to kim fields

>>550484113
>I honesty just come here to read threads like this
Count time you spend on looking for threads like this one.

>25
>hanging out with my high school girlfriend (18)
>also with her high school friends
>last part feels bad

if you were wondering, started dating after she turned 18. Surprisingly she chased me.

>>550484113
>Why is it a big deal to be on here?
It isn't. Unless you spend hours and hours, day after day, using online escapism to dodge the parts of real life that you'd rather not deal with while the issues pile up behind the wool you've pulled over your own eyes.

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>>550481531

And yet you're posting in this thread. Fucking liar.

>>550484367
Theres always a thread like this one going

4chan, where 30 and 14 year-old males go to pleasure themselves together.

>>550484395
Hey faggot! Stop telling the truth, will you?

>>550484482
And you're always looking for it...

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>>550484545
this isn't /fit/

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>>550484230
how's this

>>550484598
Wizard detected

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>>550482806

HAHA!

>BUT WHAT IS MATH

Boy, 8th grade must be tough for you.

Im 44 dont feel old. Must be the age group i hang out with..

>>550474464
That's not all. An underage girl can be prosecuted for having naked pics of herself, on her own phone.

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this makes me feel old

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>>550484632
Close enough. Now go practice in the open. Start near kindergartens.

>>550484661
Yep. Level 45, yo.

>>550469739

38, don't feel bad about being here.

37 year old business owner. I still find time to browse for the occasional laughs. Also browse when I take a dump

>>550484782
Girl videos her self mastubating to porn of her self mastubating


Kiddy inception

30 year old here

Have a gf, but really using her to make other chick jealous

>>550482234
It's a great place to be a secret professional that still is retarded, then calls other people retarded, isn't it?

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>>550484871
Thanks, I guess that would be best since they're not as judgemental or threatening

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>>550483675

The implication is that if you're the type of pussy-repellant that says things like "kind sir" and probably "m'lady", then it's very probable that you're a reddit browser/user. I don't think anyone believes reddit "invented" a phrase.

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>>550473443
This fags alright. Listen to what he says.

ITT avg 30 y/o neckbears

Enjoy your homosexual faggotry

>>550469739

34 feel bad but not about being here.

>>550485130
Exactly! Besides, who will tell you the truth if not children? People are balls deep in this society thing, which is sick & shit. They do everything to maintain the illusion that it's fine, just fine.

Kids?

> Oh look, this stupid faggot again!
Ain't that cute?

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>>550485265

-yawn-

>>550469739
Twf 23, soon 24. I am starting to feel old. I wish I could go back to my teens. Best years of my life.

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>>550485265
Poor.

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>>550469739
41yr old, use /b/ as a daily reminder to how normal i am, how good my life is, and what a fucked up world we live in, been here 6-7years, but since my boy was diagnosed as autistic, not the assburglar fake adhd shit you kids have, but the proper non speaking, treating shit as playdoh, head slapping autism, i'm getting a bit pissed of at the kids using it as an insult to dumb posters, its become too commonplace now and some of us really do struggle with it.
But hey, you gotta laugh, or drink.......

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>>550469739
I'm 30 since a few weeks.

I realize most people on here are less than half my age, but I don't really care.

I don't have a problem with being 30, altho it kind of sucks that everyone asks about it.
'wow 30. how does it feel?'

I remember 2 occasions in which I felt old/bad:
> Be at party
> Leave, start walking towards car
> Pass a group of drunk guys, probably about 18-20y/o
> One of them points at one of his friend's bike and yells 'omg dude, your bike has two wheels'!
> Bike owner, drunk as fuck, is startled, has no idea what's going on
> People nearby join in and also pretend that it's crazy that his bike has two wheels, and I do too
> "dude your bike has TWO wheels!"
> the guy who did the pointing and who started this suddenly stops talking, looks at me, and says "dude wtf are you doing here, you're old. go away"

That felt really fucking bad..

another one:
>visit friend's new apartment
>when leaving with her to go out, we step into the elevator
>old, shaky piece of shit elevator with those old thick plastic push buttons. Felt like it was one of the first elevators ever build.
> say 'jezus christ how fucking old is this thing. Is it even still 'licensed'?!'
>she looks at me with a smirk and simply says 'it's younger than you are'
>check label, made in 1987
>I'm from 1984
>godfuckingdamnit.

>>550470615

You don't get 10 years older and change what you like and don't like. You can have 3 kids, a shitty job and a mortgage...you'll still be looking forward to whatever new game is coming out or new shitty movie you liked when you were 20.

Some of you fuckers think when you reach certain ages you have this fucking epiphany and morph into super cereal.

turning 26 was the first time I did not feel young

but you get over it, even if your body and brain are falling apart you are 'young' until the time you start losing your reflexes

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>>550469739
>webm related

>>550485703
>laughs at autists, gets autistic kid
sometimes I believe there is a god, a mean spirited one.

23 y/o newayfag from Norway here.
>Wasted the last five years of my life
>Supportive parents
>Had an easy life. No real reason to complain
>Depressed
>Feeling like shit for being depressed over my easy life
>Makes me even more depressed.
I like /b/

>>550485869


This.

>>550485750
Nowadays, people live 80+ years, so you only lived 1/3 of your life. We are stilll young

>>550482806
lolwut

>>550486143
>We are stilll young
It's not the body. It's spirit.

Most of us are old inside. And that's why we're so grumpy...

>inb4 Mr. Koturba or whatever his name was

>21
>here since 15

>here forever

;_;

>>550485703
Isn't autism a spectrum? Basically, people can be autistic on the lower end. I have some autistic traits that my psychology interested girlfriend loves to point out.

>>550485869
You'd be surprised how many people purposedly change their life and what they do and don't do, because 'it's time for them to grow up and act their age'.
I have plenty friends who don't game anymore. Not really because they stopped liking games, but because their wives expect them to 'grow up and act their age'.
I think that's pretty fucked up, really.

>>550485153
>then it's very probable that you're a reddit browser/user
You know what's even more probable, beyond mere implication?
That they're a /b/ user. Let that sink in.

>>550486289

I hate how video games are immature but watching and obsessing over sports 30 hours a week isn't.

>>550486445
let alone watching dumb reality shows on TV.
I let them..
I have several friends who are still avid gamers. We regularly LAN or play a quick game online after work.
We all have successful professional and social lives.

>>550481531
those threads actually suck. there are many sites with "funny" content. the hell are you doing, nigga.

also, feb '84 here. a wizard, too.

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>>550486290


Well no shit, you wanna-be intellectual. You're posting on /b/, as am I. It's pretty obvious and "beyond mere implication" that you're a /b/ user.

I laughed.

>>550486289
>>550486445

fucking stupid, it's just another way of entertaining yourself. and it's definitely better than staring at tv which kills your braincells.

>>550486287
yes, it called the autistic spectrum disorder, my son id diagnosed with autism, on the spectrum, and then there are a ton of other disorders on the spectrum, ie. adhd, aspergers, add, fragileX, so the better insult than calling someone autistic, would be to tell them they are on the spectrum, Rainman had high functioning autism, my son is low functioning, pretty severe shit.

>>550469739
The average age of this place is going up, most neckbeards who grew up with pokemon are in the 26-29 age group by now

>>550486951

So, does that mean us older people are cancer?

>>550469739
Anybody got sauce on the picture?

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>>550469739
31 here.
mwf

>>550475592
Who is this girl, anymore pics of her

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>>550484352
You and me both. Would bang Kimmy hard, sexy bitch.

>>550487118
use google you lazy cunt.
>http://www.youporn.com/watch/480265/dp-with-big-dick-in-tight-ass/

>>550487118
second
Scrolled this whole shitball of a thread. Not one more out of the set. Fucking LOVE pointy tits

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>>550486763

>>550486763
Well then shut yer hole moaning like a babby about people using lel reddit phrases.

>>550469739
Image Search kek http://hostave4.net/hft/fhg/video/003aflvlim/index3634.html

tfw been on /b/ for 7 years but don't know if that makes me a newfag or an oldfag or just a well established fag.

19 years old, feels like I'm over five years older than the current demographic, been here since I was 9, can't escape. pls halp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ&list=FLu8ZaViVYCpAOTMQGZ_TS4g&index=86

>>550487819
http://www.redtube.com/42637

>>550469739
31 here. This site is filled with so many shitheads. I hate this place. I can't leave. It's a fucking blackhole and I am already too far past the event horizon to escape. I fucking hate some of you people and love some others.

>>550486852
Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the explanation. I'm sure my girlfriend already explained it, since it sounded a bit familiar.... but it usually goes in one ear and flies out the other when she's ranting about psychology stuff -- at least when she's trying to hobby analyze me.

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>>550488365


>w-well then sh-shut yer hole...
>yer
>babby

You were better off just not responding. I hope you don't speak like that whenever people call you out on your stupidity in person. I'm embarrassed for you and I'm sure it happens often, "kind sir".

>>550485703
Maybe not breed awful mistakes into the world population and people won't offend you? There are too many people on the planet as it is. Just imagine: if you bothered to use a condom you wouldn't have to deal with a spastic child now.

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31 and DGAF

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any other old men here?

>>550492261
someone help me bump my bread please

>>550478826
Your use of grammar and vocabulary is extraordinary

>>550470615
You're already trapped. Like most people that come here, you're not even aware of it.

>>550492750

>demonstable

I do not listen to the radio when I drive anymore because its too noisy. I had 2 12inch woofers before. 30 now.

>>550469739
Who gives a shit op, 26 and as long as having a good time.

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just checking in

37 here. i dont think about it much.
Everything gets better and better for men when getting older. I

Only time when i felt old:
>i was 29 at the time
>taking the bus since my car was in the repairshop.
>no places free to sit. So i have keep standing up.
>no problem, i dont care for standing up
>suddenly some kid stands up
>"mister, please take my seat."
>felt suddenly 100 years old.
>didnt complain and took the seat. Might as well enjoy this newfound privilege.

I am 72 and the computer guy set up this AOL chin chat for me and the other seniors here. I don't see where to change my handle or color.

>>550469739
Yeap.

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>>550469739
I can't understand why in the past years I found so many old anons and, by the same time, the level of posts seem more juvenile since 2010

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>>550469739
>4chan
>14 years old

>>550475592

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I'm 43 and WTF is this?

>>550471981
Harder faggot, troll.

>>550470262
what's your excuse for not pounding the pussy of your sweet little sister?

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>>550492872
>>550492872
This...

I've wasted so much time of my life on this shit hole of a site... I've never wanted to be b& so badly in my life... As the saying goes, "only the dead know peace from this hell"..

But as you said anon everyone is trapped, they just don't know it yet...

I've had some good lulz... But I'm done I've been done for years, I just can't leave though..

>if moot were real he would answer my based prayers and give the b& hammer for life..
>mfw I can't stop

29 yr m. I chan while I shit.

25 reporting in. Been /b/rowsing since 2006 or 2007.

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34 ,but I'm only here to talk shit.
>Helps me maintain the non anonymous piece of shit internet relationships i currently have.

>>550496430
go back to 9gag.

40 here.

Feels rather good, too.

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>>550497020
>go back to 9gag
>9gag

>Implying that I go to any other site other than 4chan

>how does it feel to be so edgy mr. I only get on here to talk shit.

>pic related: it's you

bro im fuckin 34

i feel fine here. guess im just a fat lazy manchild.

>>550470153
>being this summer

>>550497292
you seem like your new just sayin.

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>20 years
>seldomly post
>will probably visit this place for decades to come every time I've got nowhere else

>>550477486
>never been on a date before
you be datin the sluts bud you deserve this.

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>>550497737
Sorry to break it to you champ but I am far from being new. If I could leave this god forsaken site I would. Hence my first post. Have fun claiming to be a 34 yr old, oldfag and talking shit. I'm way past all that shit. Complete waist of time.

Now I will leave you to it M'Lady
Also pic not related in any way, shape or form.

>>550485750
Damn the first story. Man I can just feel the sting.

>see girl scouts
>motherfuckingcookiesupinthisbitch.gif
>pay for 2 boxes of chocolate cookies
>"thank you sir"
>sir
>mfw this young bitch calls me sir

i am 23 and still coming to terms with being an adult.

maturity suck man

>>550494104

That's because we understand and apply the concept of "lurk moar".

33 here

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damn alot of old motha fuckas like me are up in this bitch

15 here

Haha. I'm 52.

You can't stop me from checking in now and then looking for lulz same as you young punks

>>550469739
know the feel, yes.

'75 born, here.

rock the fuck forever on.

>>550494371
Camouflage in an office.

Only in america

37 year old. I'm a paramedic and I get bored as fuck. Although I'm married I get offers of pussy from 19-21 yos frequently. Getting old isn't that bad really. I also try to give out advice to you youngfags on girls and stuff. I just like /b/ I guess.

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>>550486849
gaming is bad for you its like staying in a high school environment where no one grows up.
>older gamer types:
>fake stay at home dad's (for the most part)
>the perpetual college student (explains the weird hours)
>Unapologetic Ass-burgers basement dwellers.
>Stoners
>The happy "couple" that's into cuckolding.
>The "skinny" hot chick.
>Some I.T. manager (Guild Leaders Ususally)

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>>550498390

>Complete waist of time.
>waist

>>550499531

That's the military, dipshit

>>550498390
its showing.

>>550469739
26 here. I use /b/ on the toilet and on my break from work. I generally advise youngfags on fightin, women and unashamedly whiteknight suicide threads.