Most offensive jokes you've got /b/.. Let's get it going!

my grandpa found an african in his family tree...

hes still hanging there

Moot

your mom

>>550421995
>OP not starting it off...
you must be new here

niggerfagot

>>550422225

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day

there you go faggot.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's headed straight for the World Trade Center.

>>550422448
there you go now.
guns dont kill people.
niggers kill people
and this isnt a joke, its the truth

how do you get a baby out of a blender?

doritos.

>>550422389
is that a self description?

>girl get rape
>police looking for rapist
>they ask owl for advise
>"who" says owl
>"no we donot know who thats why we ask u"
>"who" says owl
>"did u see antyhing?" says policemen
>"who" says owl
>police give up search
>owl was rapist whole time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOV09HOIsvw

How long does it take a (insert any ethnic slur or group you hate here) to take a shit?

A: Nine months

What was the last thing to go through the kids minds during the sandyhook shooting?

Bullets.

>>550422913
for some reason I read that In an eastern European accent...just felt right

>>550421995
Hitler: Worlds best at fireplace tetris since World War 2

What's worse than the holocaust? Six million jews.

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what did the man at a bar said after he got drunk?

I took more shots than sandy hook.

What's worse than stepping on a lego.
The Holocaust.

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: What's the best thing about showering with nine year olds?

A: When their hair gets wet they look six.

What's the difference between St Paddy's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St Paddy's, everyone wishes they were Irish.

What Is the hardest thing about becoming a pedophile?

Getting In.

What Is the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

My dick.

What's worse than the 6 million Jews that died. The ones that didn't!

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Q: What do you get when a baby has a dislocated jaw?

A: Deep throat.

So a guy from Michigan goes to Canada and loses his passport and wallet. Having no other option, he attempts to get into the united states by explaining it to a customs official on the bridge that connects the two countries

"Mr. Customs agent, I am an American and I lost my passport and wallet while in Canada. I promise I am an American citizen so will you please let me pass into the country?"

"You must have a passport or license to enter the country", says the customs agent

"But I lost it"

"Well, prove to me you are an American"

"Ok" says the American citizen. He then begins to pull down his pants and show his ass cheeks to the customs agent"

"OK let him through!" he says

Upon seeing this unfold, the manager of the customs agent asks "hey why did you let him through?"

"Well" says the agent, "he showed me a tattoo he had on his ass"

"What could possibly be on his ass that would prove he's an American?" says the manager

The customs agent says "on his right cheek, he had a tattoo of a bush, on his left cheek he had a tattoo of Reagan, and in between there was a picture of Obama"

Hehehehe

>>550421995
Difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg?

The egg gets laid before it cracks

What's the best thing about sex with twenty-one year olds?

There's 20 of them

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

>>550424121
Please don't ever repeat this garbage ever again

>>550421995
hey summer how u doing?

>>550425180
I assume you prefer stupid people jokes like all of the other ones in this thread?

>>550425180
agreed.

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.

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What can a Park Bench do that a black man can't? - Support a family of four

What do you say to a black man wearing a suit? -Will the defendant please rise?

I recently saw a black man walking through my neighborhood with a flatscreen TV. It looked a lot like mine so I checked when I got home. - It wasn't, mine was at home shining my shoes.

What's the difference between a white man selling drugs and a black man selling drugs? - One is a pharmacist and the other is a drug dealer.

>>550425328
we prefer funny jokes...

>>550425489
You prefer stupid, unintelligent jokes like ones about murdering babies and raping children

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
"that's beautiful, where'd you get it?" asks the bartender
"africa", says the parrot

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

A nigger, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "get the fuck out"

What's the difference between an anus and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?

"I feel like a kid again."

What's the useless skin around a vagina called?

The woman.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

>>550421995
How do you make a gay fuck a woman ?
Shit in her cunt

My dad told me and my buddies this when we were in 8th grade. Said he heard some guy tell it at a bar once and some bystander punched him in the face for saying it.

>whats the hardest part about being a child molester?
>getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.

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>>550426063
I laughed.5601

My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile. That's an awfully big word for a nine year-old.

I really hate how politically correct the world is getting. I cant even say "Black paint" anymore, I have to say "Hey Jamal, can you please paint that wall for me?"

why is getting a blowjob from an etheopian so great.............because they always swallow

My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don't know which made her more surprised, that I was fucking our daughter or the fact the hospital let me keep the stillborn.

>>550421995
A younger guy wants to have sex with an older woman. He goes to the bar and finds one and they start flirting and they end up at his place. He pulls her tits out and starts sucking on them when all of a sudden a white liquid starts coming out.
"Jesus, aren't you a little old to be pregnant?" The man asks.
"Yes. But I'm not too old to have cancer."

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oh please bumping for more

some of these are good

>>550428590
Jesus FUCK!

Whats the difference between a baby and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when i shove my meat into it

>>550427240

>Whats the hardest part about being a child molester?
>Fitting in.

>>550425897
whats the differnce between a dead baby and an apple?

>you only masturbate on ONE of them before eating

>>550425897
yeah, funny

A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."

The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.

The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."

>>550429647
what one can you not eat?

>>550425180
Agreed

>>550429841
oh you eat both, but i believe it is a time honored tradition to masturbate on babies before eating them.

>>550421995

http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70126749?strkid=1467298168_0_0&trkid=222336&movieid=70126749

>>550426475
+1

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>>550423654
>>550423841
>>550424892
>>550426063
>>550428559
>>550428590
Not too shabby

>>550426912
>>550422861
MFW

>>550428590

Nice. Winner so far.

>>550432025

>being this underage

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>>550421995

>>550421995
Did you hear about Newtown Elementary?
They had a new order of books coming,
but all they got were magazines

Two friends go take a hunting trip in the mountains. Now they're deep in the woods, a few miles down the trail, when one of them drops to the ground, foams out the mouth, his eyes roll in the back of his head, and starts to convulse. The other man calls 911 and says, "Help, I think my friend is dead, he's seizing and his eyes are rolling into his head and I think he's not breathing, he might be dead" the dispatcher replies, "Okay sir, calm down. Make sure he's dead, he could just be unconscious" The man is silent for a minute before a BAM is heard over the phone. The man says to the dispatcher, "Okay, he's dead, now what?"

>>550432246

difficult to imagine what this really feels like...

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>>550432246
fuck fuck fuck dyselxia. TAYLOR BROWN fuck me im a nigger.

>>550432397
Hot, most likely

Helen Keller came to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat
And called it
>HUUURGURBLURGLUR

What do you call 4 dead niggers in a shed?

Old farming equipment.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant?

>when she takes out her tampon, the cotton is picked.

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>>550421995. I am sick and tired of OP! They cry, moan, whine, judge, bitch over and about every fucking thing! ( HURR DURR MAH BACK IS HURTING MEH. MAH HANDS ARE HURTING MEH. MAH LEGS ARE HURTING MEH. BOO HOO HOO MY BODY IS HURTING MEH. I'M TO GAY FOR THIS AND I'M GONNA BITCH AND SUCK COCK 24/7 ABOUT HOW MUCH MAH ASSHOLE HURTS! ) Shut the fuck up already! We know you fag fucks are tired, hurting, gay, sad, mad at the new ways of life and all but GODDAMNIT SHUT UP ALREADY WE HEARD IT ALREADY AND WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT 24/7!!! So fucking sick of OP going all boo fucking hoo and shit! FUCK my grandfather is 76 and he is busting his old nut at my blow job and he ain't bitching or whining about anyshit and he doesn't even consider getting blown by anyone else because he told me long time ago that he loves shooting his load on my face! ( your a failure in life if you even think about getting blown by anyone else when you get old! ) I'm 20 years old and I fuck my ass off just like his and I can see why he said that to me! IT'S BECAUSE FAGGOTS LIKE ME ARE THE ONE'S THAT GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS IN LIFE! And as I will eventually get old I will still fuck old fucks! Because I ain't a little crying bitch about my asshole hurting or how much I need semen and shit! I hope to make it to my 90s and if I do I will show you how real people handle being a fag! And it's called QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND FUCKING GET OVER IT AND MAN FUCK LAZY OLD FAGS! if you have a problem with this then go the fuck back to your home and go suck off of some old fucker you probably picked up from the streets You faggots! LIKE ME!

>>550432385
I really hope you were trolling, because that's the unfunniest and the most overused joke ever. You can tell that someone is terrible at telling jokes because he will tell precisely that one.

It's awful. Stop repeating it. People hate it, and they hate you for telling it.

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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobies, too."

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fb.com/profile.php?id=100006312847253 <-__-> OP

Whats a nigger do after sex?

Give back the soap

What's the difference between a nigger and an orphan?

Nine months

>>550432246
Doctor doctor! I keep farting out of my dick!

"Are you in any discomfort?"

Nope, but it sure put the wind up the missus.

>>550429831
JESUS FUCK! MFW. Well played friend, well played.

what's the best way to get a scottish girl pregnant?

cum in the gutter and let the flies do all the work

>>550421995
fuckin rights, Bill Hicks

i thought you losers were into shit tier comedians like Mitch Hedberg

>>550432253
no replies?
i thought this was pretty good c'mon guys

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>>550432865
Is this a YLYL thread now?

>>550432967
>please respond

>>550432726

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

...because she's a WOMAN!!!

*honk honk*

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>>550429831
ugh

Why were shopping trollies invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs

>>550433074
exactly!

>>550432967
old jokes. I actually have a pair of scissors from Sandy Hook. Just moved from Connecticut a month ago. Theres an old asylum close by where the cops do active shooter. Not a conspiracy theorist. Just a good place to probably do it. Lots of pre-shooting stuff there.

>>550422861
hi alex

>>550432945

>le first edgy comic

>>550428798

Nice punchline, I'm keeping this one.

>>550421995
One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of
the bushes
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the
bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms
held me firm to the ground
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament."he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had
never seen such a thick and immense testament before
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had
his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him
"I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!
but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have
imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself
groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could
hardly think
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply,
gasping for air with his every thrust
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep
inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his
jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his I wished it would never stop. I had finally
found my master race

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>>550433134

>>550427240
i lol'd heartily

>>550422973

That's terrible!

Jaw dropped. That's, like, first time seeing Gotse in 2010 terrible.

>>550426475
+1

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>>550426062

>>550425180
Agreed. That joke was like one of those awful Christian Conservative marine corps pastas that people's grandmothers share on facebook.

Pic related.

>>550433354
you lived in sandy hook or what?

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
>Unemployed
Not that offensive but whatever

How does a black lady know when she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is gone.

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>>550429647
the punchline is supposed to be "I don't cum in my apps before I eat them"

>>550429831

Ugh no...just no....

How do you titty fuck a 6 year old girl?

You break the little cunt's shoulders!

What's the best part about being a pedophile?

How big your dick looks in their hands.

>>550434081
I lived in Connecticut. everything in Connecticut is an hour away at max. I just moved to Florida.

>>550426912

Jimmy Carr

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>>550434039
Fuck forgot pic.

Last time I told this joke was in sixth grade, but the other sixth graders tthought it was funny n you guys are pretty much the same thing.

One night 3 ducks broke into a closed public pool, just for shits and giggles, and someone ends up calling the police and they all get arrested.

So on the day of their trail the three ducks are all sat before a judge, and the judge asks the first duck what he was doing in the pool, the duck replies
"I was blowing bubbles!"
The judge then asks the second duck what HE was doing in the pool, and he replies
"I was also blowing bubbles, your honor"
The judge then turns to the third duck and says
"Let me guess, you were blowing bubbles aswell?"
The third duck replies
"No your honor, I'm bubbles!"

>>550429841
the baby...

>>550434310
ahhh, well i hope florida is going well for you.

>>550434520
>trail
Fuck boys, I ruined the whole thing.

>>550421995
a black guy walks into a crowded bar with a magnificent, brightly colored parrot on his shoulder

the bartender is amazed. "where did you get that creature?" he asked

"Africa." replied the parrot.

>>550434351
They say there's safety in numbers.


Try telling *that* to 6 million Jews.

>>550434594
Its quite humid here. and lots of niggers.

What do you do when your daughter says she got raped by Batman?
Use your Spiderman costume instead.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You don't bounce when you jump on a baby.

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>>550432884
> JESUS FUCK! MFW. Well played
> friend, well played.
> JESUS FUCK! MFW.
> MFW.
......

mfw you have no face

>>550434574
That's just crazy talk.
A little salt, a little pepper and it's actually really good.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

>>550434748
Well, the North is where it's at.

>>550423694
Whats the worst thing about having a bath with twenty five year olds?

A tub won't fit all twenty of them

>>550421995
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

If only Africa had more mosquito nets. Then each year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS

What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?
- Rollaids

How are black women like hockey players?
- They don't take off their pads until 3 periods are over

>>550435248
...but, you know,niggers.

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What do u call a dead baby?
Lunch

Here is a joke of my people.
Q: what's the difference between a baby and a coat
A: the coat doesn't tear up when I put it on.

>>550426645
Bye Lilly

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>>550421995
You're Mum XD xDDDDD
#REKT
#NOMERCY

What's 12" long and makes a girl scream?

Stillbirth

>>550421995
Seven Dwarves sat in a Tub.
They all Felt Happy.
Happy got Mad and Left.
So they all Felt Grumpy.

What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

>>550433437
being edgy is only lame if you're anon on a website like this

>So I was eating out this girl when suddenly tasted horse semen and I said "oh grandma so THATS how you died"

How are Marines like Bananas?

They start out Green then they turn Yellow and die in bunches
Anal Sex is like spinach, if you are forced to have it as a kid you won't enjoy it as an adult.

How is anal sex like a first car? you don't really want it but your dad gives it to you anyways.

why can't pedobear win a race? he's always cumming in a little behind.

>>550435179
>>550432787
Only ones ITT that made me laugh

Fuck, that black women one is disturbingly accurate. I work/ed at a corporate drugstore and have witnessed many negresses choosing their newports over pads. They also apparently have no idea how their vaginas work because they always get scented pads.

>>550421995
One day a mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up at him and says,
"We don't serve your kind here."
To which the mushroom replies,
"Why not? I'm a fungi !"

>>550421995
When is it acceptable to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire.

>>550421995
The other day I went to this zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.

So I was going down on this girl, and I noticed the strangest taste, which I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then, it finally hit me: it was horse cum! I couldn't believe it, I said to her, "oh, grandma, so THAT'S how you died!"

>>550432945
Mitch Hedberg wrote actual jokes, and was brilliant at doing so.

Bill Hicks said a ton of really wise and insightful and sometimes even funny shit but if you can't at least appreciate Hedberg's talent you're retarded.

>>550428798
Yikes. This one got me.

lol and lmfao and rofl and all that shit. my sides....orbit...you get the picture.

>>550421995
2 black guys are looking through the paper and they see an ad that says "you too can be white for 99 cents"

so they check their pockets and one has a dollar and the other has 98 cents. So the one with the dollar says " I'll go in first and give you the change so you can do it".

so they go to the place and the guy with the dollar walks in the other waits and waits. then a white guy comes out in a suit and says "its me! it woked!!!!"

so the black guys says "gimme the penny so i can do it too!!!" and the white guy says:

"GET A JOB NIGGER!!!!!!!"

>>550426190
That joke is really supposed to be the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How do you get a Jewish girls number? You roll up her sleeve

>>550434574
Not with that attitude

>>550421995
My coworker teaches ESL (English as a Second Language). She asks this Mexican kid to use the words "Green" "Pink" and "Jello" to make a short paragraph.

Roberto said the following,
"When the phone goes 'green green,'
I pink it up and say,
Jello!"

I told her the kid was a retardo.
She asked what I meant by retardo.
I told her retardo was Mexican for retard.
She gave me one of these.. :(
That turned me on, so i gave here one of these..
_/\.!./\_

My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time.

So I was getting really hot and heavy with her one night, and so I started to put a condom on. But then she yelled at me, "IM FUCKING YOU WITH A STRAPON WHY DO YOU NEED A CONDOM?!?!" And I was all, "FOR SAFETY YOU IDIOT!!"

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>>550434383

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?
- Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United states

>>550422913
but who was rape?

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>>550437016
Apparently, the jokester in question is a faggot, that's why he said anus.
;)

>>550436578
el oh fucking el

>>550426475
+2

>>550436169
>>550438656
Thanks for stopping by newfriends. :)

How do you keep a nigger from breaking in your back door? Hang one in the front.

What's grosser than a pile of 10,000 dead rotting babies? The one in the middle is still alive, trying to eat its way out.

Q: How do you keep nigger kids from jumping on the bed?

A: You put velcro on the ceiling.


Q: How do you get them down?

A: Tell the spics your having a piñata party.

>>550421995
Wanna know what the best part of fucking twenty one year olds is?

There's twenty of 'em, that's what.

So, a young couple is having their first baby. They go to the hospital and the doctor pulls the baby out and goes to slap it on the ass, you know, to get it to start breathing. Then he slaps it again, and again, and again.

They couple looks worriedly at each other, but there's so much going on and it's all so new to them. But then the doctor start just slamming the baby on his knee and kicking the shit out of it. The lady screams "What are you doing to my baby!?" The doctor just starts laughing maniacally as he wails on the child. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, he stops suddenly and says, "April Fools! It was already dead."

Why do you put a baby into the blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on it's face

How do you convince a fag to have sex with a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

>>550436124
>So I was eating out this girl when suddenly tasted horse semen and I said "oh grandma so THATS how you died"
Michael?

>>550441419
>Michael?
Jackie?

>>550441419
>>550441540
Ahh... /b/. Finding friends since 2008.

>>550441540
Hmm, no. Sorry - just started a new job, co-worker (who appears to be at least a part-time b-tard) and I got into a discussion of the Bad Jokes Arms Race, and that was his big contribution.

So, this redneck girl says to her dad, "Daddy, can I borrow the truck tonight to go to the movies? Please?"

He snarls at her, "you know what you gotta do to borrow the truck..."

She sighs as she unzips his pants, but then turns back her head at the smell. "Daddy! It your dick smells like shit!"

He says, "Your brother had to borrow the truck this morning."

>>550442181
Jesus Christ, mentioning /b/ at a new job seems like an instant way to get fired and put on a sex offender registry

>>550442764
Nothing explicit, just a lot of common ground, shall we say.

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>>550442764
Jesus Christ I know. And I hope noone ever describes me IRL as "appearing to be a part-time /b/tard." I assume the coworker must look like this.

>>550421995
Why do doctors pick babies up-side down by their ankles and slap them on their asses?

To knock the penises of the dumb ones.

>>550429831
I think this may be one of the worst in this thread.

>>550422913
I leled hard

>>550443212
Instantly be known as the pedophile who rapes MLP dolls and dreams of getting fucked by men dressed as women while complaining about being like Elliot Rodgers

>>550426475
nice ID faggot

>>550443212
Naw, he's a pretty normal dude. You wouldn't know it, really. Holding down a decent job, respectable and presentable and all that, it's just that while relaxed among like-minded co-workers of roughly the same age cohort, people let their background cultural exposure be known.

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>>550421995
How do you fit 50 people in a volkswagen?

Easy.

2 Nazis in the front and 48 jews in the ashtray.

>>550444025
Of course, were all normal unsuspecting people outside of here. The lady at the grocery store checkout, the guy at best buy, the middle aged manager where you work, the guy walking his dog at the park, the server at your local diner, the gas station attendant, the MIT graduate that made a tech company and sold it for millions, the housewife that raises her two kids, the flirty girl on the bus, the security guard patrolling your neighborhood...

We're all /b/ and you wouldn't even notice, but on here... We're fat zit faced neckbeards in mom's basement fapping to loli and traps all night collecting unemployment for the last 5 years after getting let go from a warehousing job

>>550444962
>that guy playing with his dick on the subway thinking noone is watching, that guy who's a gigantic racist and mysoginist, that guy who looks at your daughter, but looks at her a little too long and you decide to take down the pictures of her in a bikini from your facebook

Yep. We come in all shapes and sizes.

How do you make a kitten sound like a dog? You grab it by the scruff of its little neck, drown it in gasoline, then throw it on the floor and light it on fire.
>WOOF

How do you make a puppy sound like a cat? Break its little neck and toss it in a freezer for a few hours then pull it out and run it through a band saw
>MMEEEEEEOOOWWWW

>>550425897
Correct.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

>>550445592
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

>>550435248

Jimmy Carr again.

>>550423185
I did to

>>550421995
My all time fav:
Why'd your mama cross the road?
She's my whore now.

>>550425897
Your joke wasn't funny, that's the point. No one with an IQ over 70 would find that funny.

>>550424892
jews are hung like horses.

source: borat

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>>550421995
Why did Michael Jackson used to like shopping K-marts Blue Light Specials?

Little boys pants were always half off.

>>550422973
Hah!

How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.

>>550448072
thanks for giving us that informative insight.

>>550421995
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair...

>>550429831
this joke is 100 years old. My grandfather told it to me, but the woman's name was Sandpaper Sally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2QOIRuc6sZU

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TL;DR
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>>550433609
>>>/pol/

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>>550441305
>Why do you put a baby into the blender feet first?
>So you can watch the expression on it's face

Old joke. Here's the other half:

Why do you put a baby into the blender head first?
So you can watch the legs kick

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