Post 43 decides what I write on my 100 dollar bill.
Discarded pizza boxes are an excellent source of cheese.
>"People don't think it be like it is, but it do."
You are a liar. Do you think I take this bait because i don't know there's a hook on there? I'm the kind of fish that nibbles away ALL THE BAIT. Your whole worm is gone. I ate it. it was delicious. Like McDonalds Fries. With extra salt. you can't get me bro.But for your sakes, heed my word. You are about to black out for 3 days. You will not remember what you did but you will do whatever you most want to do. So if you fantasize about raping your cat. You're going to rape your cat. If you fantasize about flying, You're gonna jump.
Two niggers walk into a bar. One says to the other: ay yo check out dat whitie bietch ovuh dere. The other replies: aww yeah homie i see her, chu thinkin what im thinkin?. ohh yeah nigga syas nigger. They take her into the back alley and raep her. Tuh edn.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fuck you, anon
Girl:Am I pretty? Boy:No Girl:Do you want to be with me forever? Boy:No Girl:Do u even like me? Boy:No Girl:Would u cry if I walked away? Boy:No The girl had heard enough and was hurt, she walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grabbed her arm Boy:Ur not pretty, ur beautiful. I don't want to be with u forever, I need to be with u forever. I don't like u, I love u. I wouldn't cry if u walked away, I would die if u walked away. The boy whispers: Please stay with me... Girl: I will ... ~Tonight ur true love will realize he/she loves u ~Something good will happen to u at 1-4PM ~Tomorrow it could be anywhere! ~Get ready for the shock of ur life! ~If u don't post this on 5 other threads, u will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years!
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
saw that as well. Which is why I took the other pic. No matter what is written on the bill it can't be voided.. if people don't want to take it I can always bring it to a bank.
Now OP, Put the money on a plate cover with salad dressing. Pic with time stamp and serial numbers. Eat the money like the Jews swallowed diamonds in WWII and poop out in a day or so. Post results.
I would do it due to the fact most people don't deliver what they promise, however that is too much work, and I never promised to do that.