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ITT: A 4chan adventure. Posts ending in odd numbers (1, 3, 5, 7, 9) decide what happens next, and pretty much anything can happen, as long as it's done by the player character and not other people.

You have a sword, a small skin of water, three healing potions, flint and steel to start a fire when necessary, and a dagger. You do not know any magic.


You are standing on the side of a road. To your left is the path leading to a place called Summerton. To your right is a path leading to a place called Tunnelton. In front of you is a sheer cliff. Behind you is a farm.

What do you do?
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>>550328761
Move towards Sheer Cliff.
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>>550328761
so /g/ apzarently there was anotther bicoin leak pastebin 7pbmALJa
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>>550328874
Re-roll
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>>550329027
You walk straight ahead towards the cliff. When you reach the bottom, you look up. It's quite a climb, but it isn't impossible. Might be a bit hard with no climbing gear, but in this land, people have done stranger things.

What do you do?
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>>550329173
Jump of course!

Just kidding.

Turn around and journey towards the farm.
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>>550329284
Re-roll
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>>550329173
Go to the farm with intent to rape. Serious intent to rape.
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>>550329471
Oh shit lol
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>>550329471
You turn around and look back at the farm. You stare intently at it, wondering who lives there. Perhaps there are women. Hot women. Fuckable women. The thought turns you on.

You walk to the farm with a certain confidence about you. You jump the fence, and walk to the front of the farmer's house. You stand before the front door, and knock four times. You hope there are women inside that you can murderfuck. That would be great.

Soon, the door opens, and inside stands a solidly built young man, no older than 20. "Can I help you, sir?" he asks.

What do you do?
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>>550328761
you pull out an eye
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>>550328761
pull out a goddamn eye
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>>550328761
goddamnit you fucking rip out your eye
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>>550329785
Fucking rape him, of course But disable him first.
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>>550329786
>>550329890
>>550329976
ill just fucking reroll
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Ask if he is in the mood to go with you on Viking rape quest
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Shake his hand firmly and tell him to have a good day. Go look for food and women.
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Start to walk and and look for food when he asks you to stop start to scream and cry
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>>550329991
"A hole is a hole," you think. You pull out your sword and immediately swing low. You cut off one of his legs just below the knee. He goes down screaming.

With this done, you pounce on him, wresting him onto his stomach, and begin to pull down his breeches. He understands suddenly what you're about to do, and struggles much harder. It does not help; his resistance only makes your penis harder.

You pull down your own breeches, and proceed to jam your cock into his arsehole. He cries out in agony, but you're laying on top of him, your mouth next to his ear, whispering "Shhh, it's okay, let it happen."

And it does. You rape this poor, innocent man for no real reason. When you finally finish thrusting, you stand up and pull your breeches back up. He remains on the ground, crying and clutching his arse cheeks in pain.

What do you do?
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>>550330381
Look around for equipment
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>>550329991
NOW you rip out your eye
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>>550330381
rape his throat, then burn his house
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>>550330381
cut off his dick to sell later, make him our whacky sidekick, check the house for loot
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>>550330381
Go through the house, cautiously and look through their shit for a map and any riches they might have.
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>>550330381
cut off an asscheek and put in inventory
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Stop his misery by killing him
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>>550330504
Reroll
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>>550330526
reroll
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>>550330612
>>550330578
>>550330574
too late faggots, learn to stop posting after winrar
>>550330565
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>>550330381
kill him, for some reason your sexually urged to have sex with him again. Afterward you continue into the house looking for a sister or daughter of his to fester your seed....
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Look for food, consume whatever you find (anything) and run screaming out the door
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>>550330565
You decide to loot the farmer's house, searching for riches and the like. It's simply a modest farmer's house, but it's unlikely he has nothing of worth...

You rummage through every room of the house, every drawer, cupboard and shelf. When you are done, you walk back to the farmer, who still lays on the ground.

ITEM GET: 3 silver (total 3)
ITEM GET: 1 health potion (total 4)
ITEM GET: Silver necklace (worth 5 silver)

You're sure you've just taken this man's life savings. You smirk at his pain.

What do you do?
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>>550328761
fucking rip out your eye
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YOU YELL I AM NOW THE WWE CHAMPION after raping someone else
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>>550330880
put body in inventory
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>>550330880
return to one legged man, finish him then masterbate over corpse.
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Tell him he can have his house or his riches but not both ( burn everything anyway no matter what he picks it's just a sick game you play)
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>>550330880
Leave the house and survey the surrounding area, keeping a lookout for anyone who might want to avenge this mans rape.
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>>550330880
Let's be a thief this time and sneak around, and steal/ assasinate, instead of being autistic; how about it gang??
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>>550330935
You kneel down towards the farmer, and pull his head up close to yours, close enough to kiss. And then...

"I AM NOW THE WWE CHAMPOIN" you scream at the top of your lungs, straight into his face. You have this massive urge to rape again, but there is no new flesh around.

With this, you kick him savagely in the side of the head, pick up your sword, and leave.

You're standing back where you started, considerably richer and sexually satisfied than before. Being evil kicks arse!

What do you do?
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>>550331070
1 condition....... Wizard beard....... Must have an epic wizard beard.
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>>550330880
you fucking rip out your eye
>>550331070
>calls us ''gang''
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>>550331070
how about we steal peoples dicks and assassinate other people by making them choke on aforementioned cocks

Our goal is the to kill the king
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>>550331175
build a rocketship and fly to the moon
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>>550331175
burn house
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>>550331175
you casually rip out your eye
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>>550331175
Go towards summerton
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Walk to cliff, set up cam and livestream an hero onto /b/
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>>550331264
>>550331184
>>550330912
>>550330526
>>550329786
>>550329890
>>550329976
how is it even possible to have so much bad luck
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>>550331287
Stealthily ( ~ o ~ )
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>>550331287
NO! NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE SUMMERFAGS!
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>>550328761
OP has died when he was praising the sun this early morning. Now the first post that ends with 1,3,5,7,9 is the new game master and will be narrating the rest of the adventure.
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>>550331394
you are an negro, let OP do his job
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Rollin for Op!
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>>550331371
We are evil remember
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>>550331195
And thus, you understand what you must do. Evil is truly the best way to live, and you can think of nothing more evil by chopping off someone's manhood, and then choking the one's they love to death with it in front of them.

It will be truly glorious! And think of the riches you could acquire from the dead? WHY HAVE YOU NOT THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?

And if you can acquire riches from the dead...killing the rich will yield better profit...the king is the richest man in the kingdom! Ha! You've got it! Kill the king!

The only question: where do you start?

What do you do?
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>>550331175
casually rip out your eye
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>>550331394
OP has been penetrated by the penetrator this early morning. Now the first post that ends with 1,3,5,7,9 is the new game master and will be narrating the rest of the adventure.
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host a conservative radio talk show where you constantly bash Obama
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>>550331538
TO SUMMERFAGTON
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>>550331538
go back for the farmer and tear of his cock and equip it
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>>550331553
kill yourself
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>>550331547
YES FINALLY
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Suicide, no coming back, ever, period.

damn i love short captchas
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>>550331547
fukken finally
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>>550331553
Nevermind. I cancel this I seen the error in my ways. The post wizard of this post LORD GAR has given back the OP his powers. The new story arc of OP: THE REBORN will now start.
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>>550331547
You decide a little self-imposed challenge will do you some good; besides, eye-patches add character!

You take your dagger out of your boot, and insert the tip of the blade into your left eye. It hurts like a motherfucker, but you bear with it until the eye is completely removed.

And now, the one-eyed dick chopper is born.

ITEM GET: Eye

What do you do?
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>>550331589

reroll
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>>550331761
look for other house
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>>550331547
Maybe we can be a pirate then...
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>>550331761
go back for the farmers dick and equip it
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>>550331761
tick the eye up your arse
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>>550331785
Unfortunately, Obama has not been invented yet.

What do you do?
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>>550331848
look for other house
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>>550331848
use magic spell to invent the OBOMBER
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>>550331848
stick the eye up your arse
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>>550331761
Casually send the eye in the mail to the king with a note stating "I'm coming for them buttcheeks"
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>>550331883
You decide to search for another house to pillage and plunder, but most importantly, to find a dick to cut off! You turn towards Summerton, the larger town, and head off down the road.

It takes not even half a day of walking before you reach the town. Summerton is named as it is because the water in the nearby lake always shines clear blue and the plants remain green all year 'round.

You quickly spot several houses you could enter, but there is also a tavern, a blacksmith, and what appears to be a butcher.

What do you do?
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>>550331848
Go to summerfagton!
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commit suicide and come back as the Christian god and kill all the atheists
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>>550332242
Go to the tavern and ask where the king is
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>>550332301
WHERE COULD A FUCKING KING BE
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Get drunk at the tavern
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>>550332301
after asking where the king is, go to the bathroom, check the stalls for people, if there are people, kill them and steal their money and dicks, we'll need them
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You tickle the bartenders balls
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>>550332301
You decide to ignore the houses for now and ask where the king is currently.

You walk straight into the tavern and walk up to the bar. When the bartender goes to address you, he quickly recoils at the site of your missing eye. "What in the name of the Gods?"

"Where is the king?" you demand.

"Uh...he'd be at his castle, normally." the bartender replies, not really understanding why your eye is missing. "But, he's recently gone on a diplomatic journey.

"Where?" you growl.

"Geigh, I think." the bartender replies. "Fuck man, you need to get that eye checked out."

You nod, and sit down at a nearby table.

What do you do?
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>>550332290

reroll
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>>550331761
Put your eye up your asshole.
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>>550332608
order drink, then drink it and eat prev. removed eye
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>>550332608
Tell him to bring lots of beer.
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>>550332608
Get drunk as fuck. Ask where you can get bud.
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>>550332682
Reroll.
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>>550332717
Yes.
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>>550332608
bleed out
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>>55033260

twerk on your eye while on top of the table

kek pls
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>>550332608
Pour beer into eyehole.
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>>550333024
Reroll. Fuck.
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>>550332717
Re roll
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>>550332717
(I should mention that in this world, a silver is a lot)
You decide to order a round from the bartender. "Hey, bartender! Drinks for everyone, on me!" you shout, throwing a silver coin at him. The entire room cheers, and soon everyone is getting drunk on cheap ale.

Soon you are joined by many drunkards at your table, laughing at shitty jokes and drinking more.

"Hey, guys, hey. Hey. Does anyone know where you can get some highgarden weed?" you ask. The rest of the table laughs.

"Fuck, you're going *hic* you're going straight for the good shit," one guy bumbles. "There's a man who...man...who sells that shit behind the butcher's shop at night. Good quality, but not cheap."

With that, you know what you must do. Travel to Geigh, and kill the king, all while totally high.

That night, you meet a scrawny looking young guy behind the butcher's shop, who is selling all kinds of illegal things; poisons, various foreign things, and of course, highgarden weed.

Suddenly, you hear a noise behind you. "Stop right there, criminal scum!" shouts a guard.

What do you do?
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>>550333280
Kill guards and weed guy. Loot everything and hide bodies.
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>>550333280
Tell him, tell him I violated his mother then take off all my clothes proceed to run to the stall then kill myself.
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>>550333280
plunge eye in arse
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>>550333280
keep drinking
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ITT: fags
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>>550333464
Fucking reroll.
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>>550333280
persuade the guard to join him in getting high
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>>550333415
Without another thought, you whip out your sword and instantly behead the dealer, before grabbing his headless body and tossing it at the guard. While he is distracted, you grab the back of his helmet and jam your sword through his faceplate.

You proceed to loot everything they're holding.

ITEM GET: Highgarden weed
ITEM GET: Manticore venom
ITEM GET: Geigh aphrodisiac
ITEM GET: 2 silver

You really hit the jackpot with this one. Well, now that you got what you wanted, it's definitely time to go and kill the king! But first...

Lighting a small fire with your flint and steel, you get out your smoking pipe and fill it with a very small amount of highgarden weed. It takes about five minutes to kick in, but as soon-


You wake up with a very sore head, and your eye-hole is pulsing. What the fuck happened?

You look around. You appear to be on a beach somewhere. The sky is overcast. You look around further. You've got no clue where you are.

What do you do?
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>>550333280
Kill guard. Kill skinny dude and make for the nearest exit
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>>550333846
explore
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>>550333938
reroll
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>>550333846
Go into the water to shake off the hungover
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>>550333846
go for a swim and dive
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A couple notes from OP:

1. Highgarden weed is a hell of a drug. The smallest amount will get you high, but any more than that is like dropping all of the acid. If you fill your pipe up all the way, you'll probably have a heart attack.

2. I have shit to do tomorrow, so unless this thread ends early, I'll have to pass this off to someone else later on.
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>>550334041
You don't know what to do in this situation. You've never got a hangover from weed before. What the hell was that? You don't feel good at all.

You walk over to the water to try and ensure that the cold with wake you up, or stop the pain at least. However, you see your own reflection in the water. Your eye is beginning to fester; it's infected. That's really, really bad. Healing potions don't deal with infections or rot!

Panicking slighty, you look around a little more to understand where you are, and you see a small town in the distance.

What do you do?
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>>550334425
go there and search for a doc
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>>550334425
rip out your other eye
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>>550334573
Don't forget to mention the weed
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>>550334573
You decide to do the smart thing and search for a Gods damned healer who is equipped to deal with this.

You walk along the beach towards the town, which as you get closer, you realise is really damn small. Like, super small. Six buildings total.

You run up to a woman. "Hey! Is there a healer in this town?" She screams and runs away. FUCK. You run up to a man, and ask him the same question.

"Good Gods! Uh, um, the next healer is a town over, and it's a good three days travel...who are you again?" the man asks. But you do not have time to explain when you don't even remember. Your eye hole throbs in pain.

What do you do?
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>>550334947
Run like a Kenyan to that town
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>>550335029
kek this
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Find cocks to take (2-3), then try to find a non-shit town with a real healer
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>>550334947
Grab the guys shirt and threaten him for meds and a ride to the next town
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>>550334947
Rape the townsfolk
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>>550335029
You have no idea what a Kenyan is, but you run. You run so far away, down the road to try and get to where you need to go: anywhere with a healer.

And as you leave the town, you see a signpost. It says 'Geigh Border'.

It appears while high, you tried to go to Geigh and failed. But that doesn't matter now. You can't kill the king while dead from an infection, and only one person in history has ever performed self-necromancy.

You think you could probably use a horse, but should you risk it? Time is of the essence here, after all.

What do you do?
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>>550334947
Kill myself and stop this thread from ever appearing again.
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do a mating call for horses.
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>>550335337
Find a stable. Kill everyone and steal a horse
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>>550335460
stream it
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>>550335337
Wait until night and steal a horse
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>>550335460
It will never stop, you fool. NEVER
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>>550335337
Look at surroundings for help/horse
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You kill yourself
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>>550335562
evillaughter.webm
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Stop fucking posting after a win, faggots. Like one or two makes sense, but you other faggots saw the win, then though 'Hm, he might have won, but... LET'S POST ANYWAYS! ARHARHARH!'
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>>550335683

butthurt fag is butthurt.
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>>550335683
Exactly. And I ended the thread also!
Post ends in three decides what happens next.
I roll a three and
I said "kill yourself"
Game over bitches
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>>550335786
He's right though
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>>550335819
You didn't, there was a win before you.
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>>550335819
>>550335786
This 39 fucker won before you, and I got the wrong number, so it's fine that it didn't end yet. Well, not fine because it fucking sucks, but it's fine by OP's rules.
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>>550335503
It appears your mental state isn't completely clear, because the following idea occurs to you and seems perfectly reasonable: attract a horse via mating call.

So, you immediately begin to whinney and neigh as loudly as you can. It appears nothing is happening...until...

An unbroken horse appears nearby, and trots over to you, snorting. You seem to have actually done it! But wait, it has a white coat. It's a Geigh horse. Perfect!

You saddle up and shout "Yah!". However, reality ensues as the horse has not yet been broken, and it bucks you off. You hit your head on the ground, and everuthing goes dark.


You wake up, and find you cannot move. You feel something constricting your arms. You look down; you're tied up! Oh fuck.

You look up, and realise you are being carried by a big man. You recognise his facial tattoos. He is part of the Cuere clan! Cannibals!

What do you do?
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>>550336075
Eat his dick
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>>550336075
Kill myself.
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>>550336151
Thank god we are tied up
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>>550336075
Holy fuck.....attack his balls.
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>>550336151
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
FINAGODDAMNLY
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>>550336075
wait
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>>550336151
Oh my, this sure escalated quickly, but how will you kill yourself while being strapped down?
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>>550336223
You can still kill yourself while tied up. You're faced with a cannibal, just wait until he eats you or some shit. Or bash your head against shit around you. Fuck off, this thread is over.
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>>550336075
scream and tell them that you have AIDS or something.
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>>550336151
You realise that these monsterous men will do unspeakable things to you, and that you're better off dead. But you don't know how to kill yourself when you're tied up! Shit!

You think, and you think, but you don't know of a way. Holding your breath won't work because you'll start breathing again when you pass out. There's only one option.

"Hey! HEY! Fucker!" you call up to the man carrying you. He suddenly puts you on the ground in front of you.

"What you want, meat?" he grunts.

"You're a faggot!" you shout at him, trying to incite his anger so that he kills you.

"No. Not Phagut. Am Cuere." he replies.

Well that didn't work/

What do you do?
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>>550336385
Yeah, this will work.

Captcha: cumptab dav
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>>550336385
>Cuere clan
>Cannibals
>Already black
>Already have AIDS
>Killing self anyways
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>>550336538
Tell him you are also a queer
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>>550336538
You're a fucking copout piece of shit.
Hold my breath until I pass out again.
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>>550336639
Then proceed to offer eye in inventory as tribute
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>>550336667
Mate, if you were free I'd have had you stab yourself in the fucking stomach. But your hands are tied.
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>>550336667
>>550336735
Haha fuck you asshole
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>>550336762
And there's no other fucking way to kill yourself? Wriggle out and bash your head on the ground, bite a chunk out of them and choke yourself on it, just bite your fucking tongue off.
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>>550336538
piss in our pants
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>>550336818
Only if you buy me dinner first and whisper sweet fucking nothings in my ear while you do it.
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>>550336818
Bait?
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offer him weed, or ask for last wish
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>>550336639
You think quickly. "Uh, am Cuere too. Not meat." you say, attempting to sound like him.

He looks at you, confused. "You meat. I eat."

Wait! The eye in your inventory! "Am Cuere. Have eye in inventory. Take from stupid villager. Want to eat. Give to you if let me go."

The Cuere looks at you blankly. He kneels next to you. Holy shit, this may actually work!

"No," the Cuere says. "I eat you, and eye. Good deal." And with that, he takes out a big fucking knife.

What do you do?
WARNING: POTENTIAL FOR DEATH
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>>550337207
Bite my tongue off.
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>>550337207
>>550337087
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>>550337207
use the poison (if we have it)
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>>550337207
Give him some weed
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>>550337207
Bite my fucking tongue off.
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>>550337258
reroll
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>>550337207
Offer him a weed
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>>550337207
Use magick spell to kill everyone on planet
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>>550337207
rape him
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>>550337207
Gouge out his eyes with a silver coin, chop off his dick and beat the rest of them to death with it.
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>>550337318
>>550337296
>>550337258
>>550337240
>>550337343
HAH! HAH! FUCK! ALL! OF! YOU!
Except OP won't because he's a fucking copout faggot. Watch.
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>>550337451
Offer tongue as offering later
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>>550337451
aawww. But i thought we were gonna kill the king :(
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>>550337343
Welp, nothing else you can do. You proceed to chew on your tongue. It fucking hurts, but your tongue comes off. You moan as your mouth fills with blood. FUCKING OW.

This does absolutely nothing to ward off the Cuere. Without any further ado, the big man slits your throat, and then picks you up and keeps carrying you. To where, you will never know.

Your lasts thoughts as you die are that you didn't get laid enough. You choke on your own blood.


YOU HAVE DIED
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>>550337697
Alright, didn't cop out this time. Good job, OP. See you in the next one I guess.
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>>550337697
sad
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awesome thread OP
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>>550337697
now this is depressing
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>>550337840
Fuck you and every one of these threads.
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>>550337697
NECROMANCY BZCK 2 LYFE
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>>550337697
Welp I guess not all adventures can last like the last one we had
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>>550337697
IN THIS ADVENTURE, YOU HAVE:

Raped a farmer
Stole his shit
Came up with a crazy plan to murder the king with someone else's dick
Cut out your own eye
Bought rounds for everyone
Get high on highgarden weed
Pass out for about two days
Try to attract a horse via mating call
Chewed off own tongue
Got eaten by cannibals

GOOD GAME
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>>550337858
At least we got to rape a guy before we died,
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>>550337901
What have you got against these threads? A lot of people actually enjoy them.
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>>550338164
They're the same fucking thing every time, including the fuckers like me who come in and make the piece of shit protagonist kill himself.
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>>550338027
this is my fault. Shouldn't have used the fucking mating call.
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>>550338164
do you write in your free time OP? you're good at these
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>>550338164
They're all over the god damn place. If they happened less often I might be okay with the fuckers.
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>>550338247
I do, but my job is to also review novels and crap before they get published. I suppose that helps.
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>>550338334
Like, all over 4chan or just /b/? Because I've been OPing each one of these threads on /b/ for the past four days. I don't know about any others.
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>>550338334
Haters to the left
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>>550338470
he's just a cunt, that's it

>>550338334
>pic related
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>>550338470
These ones are new, but this kind of bullshit isn't. Most of the time the writing is absolute shit and the OP doesn't pay attention to the responses. I'll admit yours have been sort of okay, but I'm still sick of the fucking things.
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>>550338334
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>550338607
u wot m8 u wona fite lets fite il rek ur shit m8 3 oclok after skool by tha flagpole no wait that's when red racer is how bout 4 ill see u ther get rekt lik ur mums arsehole last night thas rite u bitch
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>>550338470
I love these, please keep doing them, fuck the haters.
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>>550338803
ima bash ur fukken hed in m8, i swere on me mum.
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>>550338643
Well yeah, I know they're shit. That's why I try to make sure mine aren't (but they do occasionally).

Look, if you don't like it, just don't enter the thread. Nothing's forcing you here. By all rights, you can tell me to fuck off, or even try and derail the thread. But I won't fuck off, because I like doing this.

Also, I've found that if I'm here with at least decent quality threads, then people don't try and do shit threads while mine are still wokring. Then again, I've been doing this for not even four days. What do I know? Hell, I didn't even know what 'Heaven' was until a few days ago.
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>>550338643
In terms of RPG games on /b/ there's this one; the 4chan adventure. Then there's the not-so-serious DnD game where the writing is often poor and there's only shenanigans and no story.

And then there's the AsoIaF DnD/RPG run by the guys from Go/b/. Those are pretty awesome and heavy on story and RPG elements.
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>>550338990
i came on ur mum 2 oh wait u said swere
>>550339050
Nothing's forcing me here but it keeps popping up. How about this, next one, I'll not shit on it. I'll participate like a normal fucking poster. Also, I only Heaven because the ID thing is fucking stupid.
>>550339106
DnD game is absolute shit, the shenanigans are shit, that's why it's hilarious. The asoiaf is worse, it's just as shit but they think they're the fucking greatest. "Yeahhh, mannn, our story's like... So deep. We're like, so well writteeeeen, yeah... Suck our well-written cocks, yeah..."
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Is /b addicted to dicks and anus plunging? Holy fuck
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>>550339463
seems like you need to lurk more
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>>550339450
Mate, as long as people are having fun, I'm good. Besides, you have to admit, with the previous thread it was at least amusing that the turn of events went from gay sailor orgy on a ship to dramatic battle at the foot of a mountain.
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>>550339712
Maybe. When's the next one?
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>>550339712
Will there be one tomorrow
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>>550339450
>The asoiaf is worse, it's just as shit but they think they're the fucking greatest. "Yeahhh, mannn, our story's like... So deep. We're like, so well writteeeeen, yeah... Suck our well-written cocks, yeah..."

So much hate with no good argument to back it up. The AsoIaF is awesome based on the fact that you get your own character, you can develop him/her in any way you want, you can do anything you want as long as it is within the reason/logic of AsoIaF, you can become whatever you want with the right amount of work and the right choices + good rolls.

The story is not over for anyone if you die; The other players can continue and you can make a new character. The players create the story through their choices.

Stay jealous though.
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>>550339895
I usually do them at around about 9:30 - 10:00 pm at night, Australian East Coast time.
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>>550339973
Yeah, that's why it turns into shit. There's pretty much no limits on whatever, that's why I saw someone fucking Reek's corpse the other day. Then some other faggots were congratulating him on his fucking character development. You're totally right, it's good that they could do that.
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>>550340248
None of the characters from the book that are alive are in any of the DnD/RPG stories, so you're either bullshitting or you read one quite poorly DM'd story.

If it was the latter, then I urge you to at least check out the official/decent ones like Heaven, Jon, Frank's games where there is no bullshit like you just described.

Don't base your views on what happened in one game run by a poor DM.
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>>550340482
I just keep seeing the same kind of fucking bullshit, over and over and over again. Link me to ONE good one. It'd be totally fucking unfair if I assumed that one character corpse fucking was indicative of the bullshit that was in every one, but that's not what's happening. This kind of shit has been around for years and it's always been shit except for two or three gems in piles and piles of turds, and even then the gems are dull and shit-caked.
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>>550340807
I've been in the three official DnD games run by Heaven, Jon, Frank, and there's not a single instance of bullshit in either one of them and these AsoIaF DnD's have only been around for like 2 months, if even that.

You're obviously talking out your ass. Heaven is starting his game in 1 hour and 30 minutes if you want to see a real AsoIaF DnD/RPG.
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>>550341106
I guess I'll see you there fucker.
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