Okay. This bitch is annoying me. 7 tells me what to say.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Need something worse. She's used to this. Lmao. 4 tells me next.
Thats what your mom said last night
I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair you sat on 3 years ago
ugly beaner cross da border sombrero mexicann
rerollll (send pic too)
This bitch must be used to this. I'll pick the next one. Just make it gruesome and hurt her feelings.
too many letters
Seriously, you are fucking annoying as shit. I don't want to text you. Nobody who seems mildly interested in your shitty prattle will be there for you. You are just another fucking slut in the literal pile of sluts this fucking country is turning into.
Text me again and I will hunt you the fuck down, you little cocksucker. Shut the fuck up.
OP, you look a whole lot like a huge faggot
>people who inspire you
If someone makes a whole new thread about this guy.
Valentina looks like a giant midget with down syndrom
>https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
OP gonna get the shit fucked out of him.
Of course that was the point
This is great. Have fun for the next few hours
>I'm offering the best thread in years.
These weren't your initial intentions you fuckin faggot.
Stop acting like you meant for this to happen.
You just happened to be a retarded to nigger that forgot to hide his name.
>go to facebook
>say Brandon has been having rough anal sex with that whore
>best thread in years
>implying you've been lurking /b/ for more than a couple months at the most
these threads happen all the fucking time, you're a fucking faggot and you deserve whatever is coming your way.
Lets do it.
As for everyone else:
Getting his mom's number now. Apparently his father's name is James. Could be wrong, working on it.
wow summer strikes back brandon
I hope people will absolutely rekk your sorry newfagass. I fucking will. Not like you did anything wrong but you're not an anon anymore and it's really time to shit sour pants you fucking faggot.
Internet detectives, assemble !!!1 Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1
I'm proud of /b/ again. This is fucking glorious.
Perfect, this is all going to plan
Let's ruin EVERYONES life!
I love this thread
Explain how you made those names visible please.
holy shit. i guess he'll be the talk of the class in the fall...
Good job /b. Im proud. Another summerfag taken care of..
Yer fucked OP
>pizza shows up
>pay for as much as I want
>give the rest back
>mfw i have no idea how shit works because summerfag
Old trick I know
Check the Notes on facebook, that shits a goldmine if they bought into the whole thing when they were younger
I actually think the notes sections were made for this exact thing as all the questions are shit like "First pet:" or "Where was your mom born"
> Image --> Adjustments --> Hue/Saturation (play a little until its faintly visible)
> then Image --> Adjustments --> Exposure and play with it some more. Should be able to see both now.
Newfag for a few weeks here
This is the best thread since:
>I heard his mother abuses him. CPS should hear about this.
Another one /b/ros
>mfw OP baited us and isn't brandon
>valentina is a lie and he's sitting with a friend and two phones
>today /b/ is his personal army
Everyone who's posting to his school page know we can see you too right. Nothing stopping others from doing the same to you.
IF ANYONE HAS USED ANY /b/, Leddit or 9GAG RELATED HUMOR PLEASE DELETE IT
If you want this shit to look legit then stop spamming "Le meymeys"
also space pic space unrelated
>implying any of these are real accounts and not Facebook trolls