CONTINUING DND THREAD! get in here druith, cef, and beer guy!!!!!!!

>>550166923
bump

>>550166923
Cef reporting in

>>550167345
lets hope the others shimmy in here

>>550166923
Beer guy reportin in

>Talabo mah nigga

>>550167584
sorry couldnt remember

[player florence is back with new sheet]
Name: Charlotte Worthy
Weaps: wristblades, does sexiness count?
skills: Hand to hand with wristblades/ charm
description: She is tall, thin, has long black hair. She is a Naster assassin, and wears the uniflrm proudly

>>550166923
I was Druith holy shit I wass waiting
>proof
Druith Du'urn
Elf Thief
Composite Bow and a Dagger
Stealth Stealing
Ran into the other adventures while looting a bar for mead(if it's not too late, only found 3 players) and joined them

>>550167785
Did florence die? I must have skimmed over that part

In the meantime I'm going to repost my char sheet for reference
>Talabo
>Big brutish fella (~7 feet tall), delivering liquor to local tavern, originally from out of town, nothing remarkable about his family but he has 9 brothers and sisters
>Main weapon - big ol' 2hand hammer (the end of the handle has a pointy thing)
>Offhand - I dunno, maybe a greatbow? Let's say his eldest brother is a master archer and taught him how to (rather crudely) use a bow
>Skills - Double Lariat (with hammer) - Extra Shots (loads bow with multiple rounds at once)

>>550167924
yeah, tree fell on him

this is the situation as I remember it
>beyonce' was attacked by 6 undead from the castle
>Druith Du'urn assisted her by rolling to get her away from the fight
>cef got up and nailed a skeleton
>talabon was getting hammered
(going off of memory here so pardon if anything is off)

>>550167345
okay, back at it.
cef pushes one undead off him, but the other bites him in the forearm again. S charges past another undead and stabs the undead biting you in the back of the neck, but the one you pushed bites him in the back
>>550167804
druith pulls beyo out of danger despite her protest >>550167584
talebo arrives at fort
>>550167785
you arrive with talebo

>>550168202
Rolling to check for severe wounds that need immediate treatment on beyonce before diving back to cef

>>550168202
>a dagger flies out of fucking nowhere at an undead. oh no, its a sexy brotherhood assassin.

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>>550166923
Beyo reporting

>>550168408
>Druith Du'urn

sorry, forgot to add my name in

>>550168202
Scope out the rest of the party/situation, notches a single arrow and aims for an undead, preferably impaling him against a wall

>Talabo

Captcha: better eehistab

>Char silently observes the group.
[Charlotte Worthy]

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>>550166923
Cef waiting

>>550168408
beyo is fine minus a cut shoulder. you dive to cefs aid and are bitten by the same undead biting S
>>550168409
you throw a dagger at the same undead and it hits druith in his left arm
>>550168716
talebo shoots at the undead that cef pushed off of him as it staggers back up, you miss.
cef lies on the ground

>>550169089
>Char goes to help cef up, she flips down her hood
[Charlotte]

>>550169089
Scream Goddamnit to whomever threw the blade and roll to take it out and swipe the undead off me with it and try a retreat next to Beyonce'
>Druith Du'urn

>>550169089
god damn it, who thought it'd be a good idea to teach a bearman how to use a greatbow

Talabo frowns at his shoddy aim, and switches to his hammer since he seems to have better luck with it. He swings for the undead that staggered back; nobody dodges Talabo twice

>Talabo

>>550169609
>crit failure again are you fucking kidding me Talabo

>Captcha: abutruid curse

>>550169376
char goes and stabs the undead that talebo missed in the face, and helps cefs body up. his face is blank
>>550169431
druith pushes the undead off of him, runs and takes the knife out of his arm, standing beside beyo. S kills that undead via a blow to the head. undead are gone.
>>550169609
had S not killed that undead you would have died
now where do you go? there is an open jail and another door behind you.
cef went into shock and died.

>>550169968
>you would have died
what the fuck is with my luck tonight

>>550169968
"Now, before I go risking my life again, who the fuck are you people?"
>Drops cef
[Char]

>>550169968
Tell the party to hold on for a minute to check everyones wounds and ask Char to close the door and watch his aim whilst returning the knife

>>550170109
kek

>>550170249
>Druith Du'urn
Goddamnit

>>550170249
[please read char's description...NOW!]

>>550169968
Well shit, I guess I should be thankful S saved me.

Talabo greets the party with a hearty laugh, and waves the bottle of ale he brought around, offering it to the others. He doesn't have much initiative to take a certain path, but his curiosity will have him follow the others.

>Talabo

>>550170247
>>550170249
>>550170470
everyone meets eachother and beyo closes the jail door.

>>550170470
>cont. afterthought
>since Talabo's delivery got fucked, he figures he might be able to score some loot here to help pay back the lost booze and damages.

>Captcha and hedired

>I think the relevant captchas and crit fails are part of some curse

>>550170467
beyo looks char up and down with a scowl
"comeon, lets go everyone" she gestures toward the wooden door

>>550170467
>Druith Du'urn Laughs heartily,
for as fair as a women you are, you are a terrible shot with the dagger. Who are you?
>Druith Du'urn decides to talk to everyone and gather information while giving as little as possible to find out who aligns most with his goals
>takes a swig of talabo's drink

>>550170995
>Druith Du'urn looks at Beyo
How about we get acquainted first eh? no use working together if you don't know whom you defend.

char where are you?

>>550170635
Talabo moves to follow beyo, but stops when Druith objects. He's sort of in a limbo of indecisiveness.

>Talabo

>>550171482
i think thread is kill bros.

>>550171482
Cont.
>Druith Du'urn turns to Talabo
So, what brings you to this fine establishment, ran out of coin? what's your story? the women seem to be a bit busy at the moment.

>Druith Du'urn

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>>550171747
Shit, is the DM still with us?

>>550171747
been an awesome game tho, ill be DMing again tomorrow at around 8 or 9 so if you want to play again be there, ill jump you in if you post.

>>550171864
>8 or 9
what timezone is that?
its 4:40AM here

>>550171864
Fuck yeah, expect me, I usually have Druith Du'urn as my main so if you see that name it's probably me. is that EST or PST or some other time?

>>550171830
do you wanna keep playing? fine with me i can go with two of ye

>>550171971
Fuck yes please.

>>550171971
eh sure and if more people want to jump in they can just make a sheet

>>550172059
>>550172109
okay. you know where were at atm. beyo and char are NPC. you can talk as much as you want, when you want to do something just greentext, your realtively safe standing around atm

like the enthusiasm ha didnt know if i was doing good or not

>>550172331
nah man you're doing a great job

so what are all the directions? There was a jail cell that I'm guessing led nowhere, and a wooden door that Beyo wanted to take. Any alternatives?
>In the meantime Talabo is wiping guts off his hammer

>>550172331
M8 this is fun as hell, best DM in a while who's not my reg. I was actually taught how to play by my father when I was younger, shit feels great to play, anyways.

going off of what I had said earlier talabo
>Druith Du'urn looks expectantly at Talabo
we seem to have a moment, why not get to know eachother a bit before we charge in recklessly?

>>550172331
you guys still here

>>550172554
we have a door behind you, hard to say whats in the jail. thats about it.

>>550172670
Well since Beyo was already leading towards the wooden door, Talabo decides to follow her. He beckons to Druith to follow; they can chat along the way.

>Talabo

>>550172670
>Druith Du'urn rolls his eyes and follows cautiously
>Druith Du'urn

You guys still here?

>>550173180
DM is probably writing out some epic action sequence behind the wooden door

>>550172804
>>550172873
the two of you open the heavy wooden door, beyo and char are following close behind, giving eachother sour looks. upon opening the door you enter a damp, musky staircase, moss growing on the stone. >>550172804
talabo is leading, he gets to the bottom of the steps and reaches a long hallway going both directions. as soon as he steps down he hears a click and a large boulder comes tumbling at him

>>550173242
I HOPE to god he is, we need to find some like chat room to do this in if we really wanted to continue this, that'd be great if you had any interest in it

>>550173325
Roll to pull Talabo into the stairs to avoid the boulders
>Druith Du'urn

>>550173242
i have more time to be detailed now, also, i use the same map for all of my games, noones gotten past the courtyard, so i dont really know whats next haha, gotta think .

>>550173325
Talabo is in the middle of telling Druith a story
>so my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the kid's having a seizure and i still got half a pint left-
he barely dodges the boulder (which I'm assuming was rolling down the hallway perpendicular to the staircase exit)

>Talabo

>>550173490
Roll agility btw

>>550173490
druith pulls talabo back safely to the staircase just before the boulder crushes him. the girls seem a bit shaken.
>>550173521
again with the rolls! i would have had to let that boulder hit you.
the boulder rolls east down the hallway into the darkness. eventually you hear a loud band signalling it has hit a wall.
the hallway goes east and west, it is very dark either way.

>>550173809
>I look at Talabo who is probably visibly shaken and laugh
Looks like your not just a lucky drunk, your a lucky drunk who still has some debts to bars no doubts he still has to pay, now lets head down the west corridor and see what they didn't want us to see but this time a little more careful eh? so back to that story.
>Druith Du'urn

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>>550166923
Bump

>>550166923
Bump
C'mon talabo, stick with us, we need you!

>>550174283
what could have happened in that short of time

>>550174238
He might still be writing, we did give him a bit to work with there, give him a minute, if not, when are you going to be on?

I'll Let You Take The Lead From Now On, Eh Elf Man?

SorryGuysMYComputer ShitItself, On PhoneNow WillGet ItFix>Talabo

>>550174453
tomorrow 8 or 9 est

>>550174507
alright, post that Wizard you used with the first thread please so we know it's you if possible.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
>Roll to check for any more traps at the door before heading in, now taking the lead

>>550174465
>mfw he lives whole E piss
cont

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Nobody DMs like me ;)

>>550174774
damn right :D
so anyways, back to that trap check?

>>550174465
God damn, what a fucking mess that was
stupid phone

okay guys I'm back online

>Talabo

>>550174629
>>550174465
druith checks for any more traps and discerns that the coast is clear, so the party moves west down the hall. you get to the end after a short walk and see the wooden release machine that dropped the boulder. a very small door sets beside it to the north, and a ladder heads down at the south. the south particularly has a stench eroding from it, and you think you hear footsteps behind you

>>550174887
Awesome
>Druith Du'urn rolls for checking traps and beckons everyone to head into the west corridor hugging the wall

>>550175078
>alert Talabo and the group and have him take a quick look while assuming a battle stance
>>550175086
Ignore this then, sorry

>>550175078
Something tells me if we're being followed, we don't want to get stuck behind whatever is behind us and whatever enemies we may run into.
Are there more boulders in the trap? Is there a way to trigger it from here so it hits whoever is down the hall behind us? If so, let's do that. If not, I recommend we stay and fight.

>Talabo

>>550175258
Check the trap to see how it works and if it can be activated once more
>Druith Du'urn

>>550175434
sorry, meant to greentext that as an action
>Check the trap to see how it works and if it can be activated once more
>Druith Du'urn

>>550175245
>>550175258
you all take your battle stances, beyo moves to the back of the group, seeming particularly scared. (boulder trap empty.)
the footsteps get louder and louder along with the clinking of armour.
beyo lets out an arrow and you hear a man call out
"oi watch it its me mates!"
a particularly roughed up knight comes into focus and looks at you all bewildered.
"you arent my squad" he says confused.

>>550175580
>"Ah ha ha, more friends. We are not your comrades, but we can be. Here, have a drink!"

>Talabo

>>550175580
>tell the group not to attack quite yet
>Druith Du'urn yells to the guard "Don't come any closer, we're not your squad, we have no quarrel with you. Who are you?"

>>550175720
you always have low rolls ha.
the knight looks at the drink and slaps it to the floor. "this is no time for drinking. the battle has stopped above ground, but we've been chasing orcs around this maze of a fort for days. i lost my men a few hours ago in a battle, dont know if they made it or not. one things for sure, whatever they got hidden down here, they sure didnt want it found. "
>>550175796
druith interupts the knight and he immediatley obeys a commanding voice. "as ive said, sir,.."
siddenly a goblin comes from out of the northern door and attacks talabo with a crude dagger

>>550176067
Must've been the stench!
>Druith Du'urn rolling to spring to talabo's aid and attempt to parry and intercept the goblin by slashing the wrist/hand trying to disable the goblin

>>550176067
Of course he attacks me.
I grab his dagger arm by the wrist, and twist until he drops the dagger.
>can we question him or should I just off him? Either way, rolling for whichever we can do

>Talabo

>>550176351
gotta roll for that m8
please roll, I can't defend you from everything ya drunk :D

I'm keen
Got a position for one more ?

>>550176521
sure, gotta make a character though,
name
class
race
short story
abilities

>>550176337
>>550176351
druith runs to tolabos aid but he has already grabbed the goblin. he tries to ask it something, but its sputters nonsense and bites his hand, jumping down the ladder.
not long after the goblin drops down, you hear a loud squeal of pain, followed by a booming roar.
beyo screams and char hits her in the arm.
the knight looks behind him and yells "here come many a goblin, we need to go somewhere fast!"

>>550176484
I guess I rolled 51 on that post and now I roll to intimidate/interrogate/ kill him (whatever is allowed)

>Talabo

>>550176702
>>550176791
I finally roll a crit success and it doesn't even apply
what is my life
Let's follow the first goblin down the ladder, his bite hurt and it's probably going to get infected or something

>Talabo

>>550176702
We can't fight all of them, C'mon guys, we'll have to chance it
>Yell for the knight to follow us, Grab the party to follow and dash into the northern room

>>550176653
Cool I'll use one from a thread I was in earlier today
>alvidos
Dark elf rogue like character. Has no recollection of life before a few months ago after the overuse of my faze ability near killed me
>can faze through objects at the cost of health >sneak >twin daggers
+2 health potions.
I roll to appear from nowhere and introduce myself

>>550177008
>crit failure
>not Talabo
praise pelor

>>550177017
>Druith Du'urn
fuck, getting to excited

>>550176974
>>550177008
tolabo climbs down the ladder and >>550177008
druith, beyo, char, and knight go through the door.
>>550176974
down the ladder is a medium size room, lets say 50ftx50ft. >>550177017
alvi is down there as well. alv says "ah just in time" you see a huge troll in the center of the room, he is all of 20 feet tall. he is chained to the northern wall via a chain around its neck. behind him is a door.
cont. dont reply yet

>>550177432
god fucking dammit

>>550177245
druith and party go through the door and find themselves in a large armory. there are 8 goblins in the center of the room, the walls are lined with weapons. west wall has swords ect, right has armour and shields.
they start to rush at you
>>550177147
>>550177017
the troll starts swinging at you
go

>>550177432
if this 404's we'll we make a new thread?

>>550177835
east**

>>550177835
Roll for heading to right to grab a shield and block the initial onslaught whilst calling for the knight to join me

>>550177835
Fuck fuck okay what is the troll swinging at us with? The room is 50x50 can I stand back and loose a couple greatarrows into him safely?
>Rollin for evasion, will reroll for attack

>Talabo

>>550177432
Shiieeett I dodge the trolls slow cumbersome swing and slice at its Achilles with my daggers

>>550178072
>alvidos

>>550177993
>Druith Du'urn bear with me DM, i'll get better at this

>>550178031
rolling for arrow volley at this stupid troll, please don't make me miss and somehow break his bindings for the love of god

>Talabo

>Captcha: butperi painful

>>550177850
shouldnt be anywhere near that but sure.
im good till 8 est or so
>>550177993
you run and reach the shields, tackling a few goblins along the way. the knight lops off ones head as he meets you, beyo sends an arrow at one, killing it, and char throws a dagger at one, killing it. 6 goblins left, four are coming for you and knight.
cont

>>550178265
Oh god don't even mention that talabo

>>550178298
What are my shield options that I can grab in time?
does the knight have a shield already?
>Druith Du'urn

>>550178031
the troll can reach all walls, if you want to shoot him you need to lure him away ore something.
he has no weapon, just hands. >>550178072
alvi runs at the trolls legs and stabs it in the foot, the troll kicks and sends alv flying against the southern wall. talaboo, west wall, fires an arrow and hits troll in the arm.

>>550178483
knight has broadsword, sheild options you can roll for whatever but ill take sheild into account

>>550178549
fuck yeah damage.
>can reach all walls
this is like that stupid mario 64 level where the chain chomp can reach the whole fucking platform like whats the point of the chain then just let him chill

alright so now I try to taunt him into swinging at me/away from Alvi by throwing the empty bottle of Ale at him. Hopefully when he swings at me I can dodge and hit his arm with either end of my hammer.

>Talabo

>>550178667
Roll for a Tower Shield with me and the knight crouching behind it with the knight holding it with me as support as the goblins charge at us

>>550178549
Fucking ouch
DM just out of curiosity am I allowed to (as an example) faze my dagger into the trolls chest and lodge it into its heart and if so what roll and at what cost to health would be acceptable

>>550178549
I use a potion and roll for dodge
>alvidos

>>550178894
im gonna limit your phase option pretty heavy so as not to be too easy but ill compensate.
>>550178743
you taunt the troll and it swings at you, before he hits you you manage to hit his arm with your hammer. he sends you flying into the northern wall. >>550178894
alvi runs behind the troll, jumps on its back and stabs it multiple times. before the troll can reach him he teleports back to the southern wall. it readies itelf to charge at alvi
cont

>>550178831
>Druith Du'urn
assuming I still need that after clarification

>>550178831
you get your tower shield and give it to the knight, who you follow behind as the 4 goblins charge at you. the first three climb over and around the shield and attack the knight, the last one jumps at your face
more goblins coming in through the door, char is down. btw, beyo will act as a healer of sorts.

>>550179261
And by faze I just mean be able to walk through solid objects at times etc.
>alvidos

>>550179421
ok ill let you roll for that, just not killing a troll one hit, nawmean

>>550179409
Roll to stab the Goblin in the face with my dagger and Kick it off and punch the goblin on top of the knight
>Druith Du'urn didn't forget this time

yell at beyo to heal Char and assist when possible

>>550179261
I roll for dodge and make a break for the door signalling for talabo to do the same

>>550179261
damn, it's a good thing I'm drunk or this would be a serious problem for me
>>550179409
Rollin for epic multi shot volley from greatbow while he charges Alvi, I'm talking some Legolas shit except my greatbow is basically shooting harpoons

>Talabo

>>550179559
Yep don't roll for that yet bro I try not to use it much as it weakens me
>>550179623
>Alvidos

>>550179662
shooting harpoons
>mfw

>>550179586
you kill the goblin on your face and knock the goblin off the knight aswell. the remaining two in your area go to attack your legs.
beyo helps char up and fights off the two goblins in her area.
cont/

>>550179787
I'm trying to add some effect here nawwhaimsayin
gotta emphasize the size of my weapon
>emphasis

>>550179901
I got that, but this shit ain't final fantasy, weapons have to be practical here, they can't (hopefully) shoot magical bolts without being a seriously powerful wizard/archer

>>550179623
you dont manage to dodge in time and pretty well take the full force of the trolls charge, the rock wall that you were slammed into has cracks in it now. after that happens >>550179662
talaboo attempts a multi shot at the troll, only one of the harpoons hits the troll in the back. it staggers, then picks up the harpoon like a knife and charges at talaboo

>>550180051
>hyperbole
okay I take it back they're not LITERALLY harpoons
they're just pretty fucking big arrows
>emphasis

>>550180108
he picks up the one you missed, he still has one in his back

>>550180108
god fucking dammit, I roll to parry the troll's harpoon/arrow attack with my hammer, hopefully riposting with the sharp end and stabbing him somewhere important

>Talabo

>>550180257
>Rolling to knock it off with a haymaker to the lower part of his abdomen(assuming there isn't any armor he's wearing other than leather)
>Druith Du'urn

>>550180456
wait since when are you in the bottom room with us?

>>550180531
i'm not, i'm dealing with six goblins at the moment with the REST of the party

>>550180108
Fuck I have terrible luck. I use my last potion and run for the door while the troll is distracted. If door is locked I roll to faze hand through lock, unlocking the door.
Talabo you better survive ma nigga
>alvidos

>>550180648
oh shit my bad I read it wrong :D

>>550180279
you parry the trolls attack, sidestep, and stab the trolls chin in an uppercut motion. it falls backwards on its ass, blocking the eastern exit.
>>550180674
the falling troll blocks your path to the door, but you do jump on its head and finish it.
cont.

>>550180279
Nice

>>550180456
you knock one of the goblins off your leg but the other one bites you on your right leg. the two that were on the knight are now coming at you also, as the knight is kill.
bayo and char kill the two occupying them and bayo kills the goblin you knocked off you.
-3 goblins left

>>550180919
killstealing bitch

>>550180994
rolling to use an arrow to pierce the remaining goblins neck and jump away near Char and Beyo

>>550180801
I go to the northern door and use my sneak ability to scan room for potential enemies/ traps / loot. If door is locked roll to unlock instead.
>alvidos

>>550181215
is that crit failure or just on the threshold?
>cant remember if <15 or =<15

>>550181212
Druith Du'urn
sorry, had to enter quickly, got interupted
btw, what we're char and beyo doing? I thought they had goblins to deal with or did you count wrong?

>>550181045
I didn't really have any say in that . you did all the heavy lifting and in rogue like fashion I took the cheap shot hahaha

>>550181283
Knowing my luck its probably crit failure

>>550181215
you move the troll blocking your way and enter the next room. it is not very wide but is quite long, the only thing in it is a long pool. you go to look into the pool and fall in, immediately a secret roof to the pool closes, you are stuck in the pool with no way to get out (that you know of) and are drowning. get creative :)
cont

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>>550181687

>>550181704
#btfo

>>550181297
char and beyo had two goblins on them, they killed those two and took out one of the goblins around you.
your arrow misses and hits char in the calf.
beyo sends an arrow at another goblin and kills it. the last goblin jumps at your throat.
tolabos post

>>550181704
I'm going to swim down In the hopes that its some sort of upside down pool thing, pirates of the carribean style and I will emerge in a new and exciting area
>alvidos

>>550181926
actual greentext, not actually an action
>use arrow to stab goblin on my leg
>miss and hit Char
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alright, Rolling for dodging the last goblin

>>550181926
Cool so I follow Alvi into the room but I guess the floor closes in front of me. It doesn't look like there's a direct way to open it, and I'm not clever enough to look for hidden anything. Is there another way out of here, or should I backtrack to the others upstairs?

>Talabo

>>550182123
>Druith Du'urn

>>550182123
lmao sorry i thought you fired an arrow, imagining that was top kek.
the goblins teeth scrape your neck and bayo yet again sends an arrow into it. elven archery jpg.
there are large double doors leading out of the barracks on the north wall
cont.

I have two characters.

Name: Q
Rogue, Specializing in Engineering.
weapons; Hand cross bow that fires different bolts for different situations. Grappling gun.
Skills: Quick draw, precision shot, point blank shot, and Jack of all trades.
description: Uses guerrilla warfare pick off specific targets or sneak in and sabotage everything with various traps and explosives.

Name: Grey Son
Class: Ranger Beastmaster
Weapon: Short bow
Skills: Ride Beast,
Description: Used to be a circus performer that performed along side a bear that he raised to be an act in the show along side him performing trick shots with a short bow.

>>550182515
>Q
>Q Continuum, Omnipotent being
>Kind of a huge jackass
>Skilled at being a huge jackass
>desc: is a huge jackass

>>550182087
you swim down and towards the bottom of the pool, the southern wall does not connect to the floor. you swim under it and back up on the other side. upon getting to the other side you see 3 orcs sitting around a fire in a large hallway heading east only, to the west is a dead end.
the hallway is quite large so they are a short ways away and dont notice you.
cont

>>550182130
you follow into the room in time to see the floor close on alvi. you turn around to go back into the troll room, but that door too closes. at the other end of the pool, on the eastern wall, another door opens.
errybody reply now

>>550182905
bumpereeno, you said continue so I didn't write anything

>>550182905
>Eastern wall
>oh boy I guess I'll be seeing you later alvi
Let's head for the open door. How convenient! I ready my hammer just in case.

>Talabo

>>550183019
> I look around now that the danger has been cleared and survey the scene
>Druith Du'urn

>>550182725
I use my stealth and creep up slowly to the small party of orcs, huddled around the fire. I take off my dripping wet cloak and throw it onto the fire putting it out blinding the orcs. I roll for a backstab before retreating into the darkness >alvidos

>>550183086
you head through the door and enter a study. it is a circular room with bookshelves lining the walls. in front of you is a desk, and on the eastern side of the study is another door. again, be creative here.
cont

>>550183728
I examine the books on the wall. I may not be a genius, but I can kind of read. I peek in the bookshelf, looking for any weird traps attached to the books. I grab one that catches my eye and prop it open.

>Talabo

>>550183247
the armory is full of most any weapon you could want. roll for anything.
bayo is tending to chars wound, char is cursing you.
there is a ladder further down hidden behind a suit of armor in the room as well.

>>550183469
you creep up and kill the fire, blinding everyone. you manage to backstab one orc and dissapear, the other two run and put their backs to the wall.

>>550183895
>PS what kind of books are these exactly

>>550184018
bump

>>550184018
>Walk over to the weapon section and look for any daggers or throwing knives and select a curved dagger about 6 inches long and 10 Finely balanced throwing knives with a barbed edge(rolling)
>Druith Du'urn

>>550184365
military strategy

>>550184468
you get your knives and bayo gets a sack of steel arrows.

>>550184018
Hmm in the confusion I loot the orcs corpse and scan the long corridor for anything I can use to even the odds a bit before the orcs eyes adjust to the light

>alvidos

>>550184479
Upon realizing what kind of books they are (I was hoping for something occult), Talabo slides the book back into the shelf.
Are there any particularly odd looking books, perhaps one that might be used to open a secret door? I make a (desperate, albeit) roll to check for secret doors in the bookshelves

>Talabo

>>550184608
Dark*

>>550184591
:D
>Druith Du'urn walks over to the body of the knight and checks if he can be saved by Char
my my, what a useful ally. I pray he can be saved

>>550184709
>Druith Du'urn

>>550183895
you pull on a book and it comes out to reveal a lock. roll to get the combination.

>>550184827
rollin

>>550184608
you find nothing and both the orcs attack you

>>550184847
>Talabo

oops

>>550184709
the knight cannot be saved. a goblin sneaks into the room while char is checking out the knight and kills her, stabbing her in the back of the head

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>>550185050
#BTFO

>>550185050
GODDAMNIT!
>rolling to repeatedly and mercilessly murder the goblin with my newfound dagger before gathering my last party member and continuing on
>Druith Du'urn

>>550184847
<50 roll wrong combination. bells start to ring all throughout the study and one of the bookshelves reverses itself, out walks a 20 ft troll. another bookshelf reverses, another 20 ft troll. another bookshelf reverses, a lion.

>>550184917
Lol
I roll to throw a dagger at the first orc and dive away from the second

>>550185259
god fucking dammit
maybe they'll fight each other and leave me alone until they're weak enough to get beaten
either way my hammer is ready

rolling for really really good luck please

>Talabo

>>550185357
>alvidos

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>>550185412
>12
>crit fail
>I....

>>550185357
you kill one orc and the other one is charging at you

>>550185412
Holy fuck r.i.p talabo ma nigga

>>550185475
#rekt
the lion runs at you and you try to hammer it, but it bites your hand off instead. you then run to the center of the study where one of the orcs hits you in the head. critical critical condition.

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>>550185540
yo OP, Cef here, aight if I jump back in or not? fell asleep didn't I.

>>550185682
>>550185687
SAVE ME CEF

>>550185540
I roll to parry the orc and bury my remaining dagger in his skull

>>550185687
m8 your fucking dead as doornails, I tried saving you but you got overrun and the DM killed you off

>>550185687
eh ill get you tonight. im going mad with power right now.
>>550185257
you jump at the goblin and manage to cut his chest a bit. bayo steps back and is about to fire an arrow at the goblin when the goblin jumps at her and she fires the arrow into your leg.

>>550185682
I check to see if one of the openings where the monsters came through and look for some hidden exit so I can get the fuck out of here
rollin'
>rollin' while rollin' on the ground

>Talabo

>>550185814
yeh I dont mind that, just wondered if I could hop in with a new char

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>>550185890
>THE CRIT SUCCESS
>PLEASE SAVE ME

>>550185878
GODDAMNIT BAYO
Rolling to take the arrow out of my leg and have her heal it whilst I throw knives at the goblin

>>550185802
>alvidos fuck
Roll again to kill orc
If successful can I sacrifice 75% health to faze through the south wall and retrieve talabo ?

>>550185802
the orc parries your parry and chops your head off with his axe RIP bro
>>550185890
you manage to run into one of the openings and indeed, find a large tunnel where the trolls traverse, ie how they get to where there supposed to be. the gate is open so you can run in there if you want.

>>550185997
>Druith Du'urn

>>550186035
don't worry about me friend I have a crit success ^^
>>550186093
I run in there and really really hope that there aren't any other trolls chilling nearby. I make a roll to see if I can hear any friendlies.
>rollin'

>Talabo

>>550186093
Dayum well I had fun. I'll stick around in case a new game appears otherwise cheers for the fun guys

>>550186035
roll fail, fatality, flawless victory

>>550185997
crit successes all of a sudden lol. you kill the goblin with your knives and bayo manages to heal your leg after a few minutes.

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>>550186235
rekt sorry m8

>>550186248
>>550186235
Yeh, thanks OP, was in here from the start and you did a good job

>>550186248
That's more like it :D
>Walk over and collect my knives and continue into the next room cautiously with my remaining teammate

>>550186175
you keep running and get to another room with a troll positioned behind a more than likely trap wall. the lion chased you in here

>>550186410
Druith Du'urn

>>550186442
I break my hammer in half, and put the sharp end in a pocket/strap/holster thing on my side. I now wield my hammer with my one remaining hand and charge at the lion, swinging at it's head for some good ol' fashioned blunt trauma

>Talabo

>>550186356
thanks man, lol just got tired so i thought id go balls out these last few minutes. cya later man

>>550186410
you go to the next room over and find a huge cyclops guarding the entrance, becuase tolabo sounded the alarm on accident.
the cyclops rips bayos head off and throws it at you. he then rips her arms off and is getting ready to beat you with that too

>>550186712
jesus fucking christ

>>550186687
one hit kill the lion.
the troll uses his pyromancy skills to shoot a fireball at you

die already you cock-a-roach

>>550186712
Fuck this shit
>Rolling to spit on an arrow then shoot it into the cyclops's eye as I double back into the other room

>>550186873
not so fast, you ain't killing my main that easily :D

>>550186871
Lol
Cmon talabo beat those odds

>>550186871
Dodge the fireball and chuck the spear half of my hammer at his eye
>epic rollin'

Talabo

>>550186873
fucking fireblasting trolls.
you manage to hit the trolls eye and he staggers backwards. your now in the study and more lions have got out of one of the openings. they have mounted the trolls and are weilding clubs

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>>550187101
>01
>01
>01

>>550186873
shit wrong reply. tolabo take this reply! the one for this post w the lions

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>>550186992
>Druith Du'urn
>rolling to throw smoke and epic ninja that shit out into the room with the boulder trap

>>550187101
Hahahaha oh shit welcome to the grave my friend

>>550186873
you manage to hit the cyclops eye and go back into the other room. the cyclops multiplies and now three dual katana weilding cyclopses are coming

tolabo still alive

>>550187228
that redemption
wait
>they have mounted the trolls
>wielding clubs
you mean to tell me the lions are riding the trolls AND wielding clubs??

roll for epic double lariat

>Talabo

>>550185259
lurker here
>well that escalated quickly

>>550187393
You magician you

>>550187365
see>>550187138

>>550187347
see>>550187374
got you mixed up

REROLL

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>>550187374
rolling to run past the left side of the room and throw as much shit I can at the door while running towards the room with the boulders whilst yelling "I'll get you next time Gadget!"
>Druith
you ain't getting away with this DM! :D

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>>550187393
the crit success will bring us all fortune beyond our wildest dreams

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>>550187393
epic double lariat succeed. you kill both lions and now the trolls have pulled glocks and are shoosting at you

>>550187704
Holy shit DM my fucking sides

>>550187704
Where's that Larry guy from the first thread?
>glocks
I throw my hammer at one trolls head and it bounces off, hitting the other ones head. they both die
>rollin

>Talabo

>>550187604
lol its my bedtime.
well druith ill seeya tonight bud, you el died.

>>550187872
WHAT ABOUT ME????????

>TALABO

>>550187918
you killed both trolls. cont

>>550187872
D: oh no, i'll get you next time Gadget!
see you tonight at 8 bud :D remember the wizard picture bud so we know it's you!

>>550187979
So wait is it 8 eastern or pacific or UMT or what?

>>550187970
the glock weilding trolls are dead. now a giant 40 ft floating Mr. Bean head flies in the study and is shooting laser beams at you

>>550188048
>50188048 ?
>>>550187979
EST I believe

>>550188094
ya
talabo roll for Mr Bean

>>550188056
I run up the bookshelves like a ninja and jump off of them, catching my hammer as it ricochets off the last trolls head. My trajectory puts me on course for the solar plexus of the Mr Bean, where I plant the hammer in a solid full body swing
>rollin

>Talabo

>Captcha: reSlue rejoic

>>550188267
you injure him. hes about to eat you roll one last time

>>550188382
rolling for I put my hammer through the inside of his mouth and out the back of his head killing him instantly

>Talabo

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>>550188454
50> WINRAR WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>550188563
>I did it
>I won

>UNTIL NEXT TIME
>SAME BAT CHANNEL
>SAME BAT TIME

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>>550188735
top kek sides ascend to oblivion. seeya in about 10 hours then

I also archived the thread for lulz to be had later. God that "shoosting" post fucking killed my sides