OP here. I'm just now waiting for the vid to be ready. I tried to do my best but i couldn't not get hard so I just jammed it in as best as I could. hope its enough.
I think so. Its the same phone as this confirmed op pic
jesus christ op time for a shower of bleach
Shit op the consequences will never be the same.
Go get checked by a doctor you probably have aids.
op post moar plz I will give u a sonic porno to add more cum to it...
Yes OP. Today you were still pretty much a faggot. But not as much as normal.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. You earned this internet OP, you earned it.
holy shit did op deliver
ok, so you posted a video of yourself shoving your weenie in a nasty looking fleshlight.
doesnt mean you didnt just put shit in it and fake the pocket pussy being truly stomach-churning.
tldr vid doenst prove authenticity
And on the 8th of June, 2014. The man known as OP was not a faggot.
> Love you bro
In a strange turn of events, the owner comes back and asks to get his sex toy. He asks to use your bathroom, sticks his dick in the fleshlight and realizes it has a slightly different mold. He then storms out of the bathroom and demands OP buy him a new fleshlight. OP refuses and the stranger beats him to death with the ruined toy.
I click on the link and all i get is this
> Wait a minute...the mold in my fleshlight as touched another man's penis!
OP wanna be famous? Put a spoon in it, scrape shit out, EAT IT.
Please share ASAP. Make a new thread if you have to, I need this shit.
The way people freak out about things is cringe worthy.
can't do that. I've already puked to the point where I'm throwing up stomach acid. Ive done my best. but right now I really need to clean myself off. I think this might be it for me. I delivered.
livin in NZ, maybe it's an australasia thing?
toasting in ebin bread
this would literally be less disgusting than EVERYTHING you've done so far.
Love you OP
Jesus fucking christ on a niggers pet duck
C'mon faggot, one more delivery and you'll be remembered forever. Eat that shit and swallow.
LEAVE OP ALONE!!!!
this shithole never fails to deliver up something worse. this OP is pretty epic though.
You were a good delivery OP tonight. Thanks for all the kek and puke. Im going to bed now. You should get checked down there. Everyone else, have a good night folks. Exits are to your left and right. Get your free screencaps near the exit booths. Thanks for coming. Goodnight.
>didn't read the thread
why did jesus crust make me laugh so hard
n-now, taking into account what I just said...
this can't beat the catacomb skull. It was literally stolen from the catacombs successfully, smuggled back, and fucked.
He just found this. It's gross, but it also doesn't have thousand-year-old grime
Enjoy your countless diseases you fucking legend.
>being this confused
I said "alive and well" not "good". This is the kind of awful shit people on /b/ remember, and that means 4chan is still managing to convince idiots they're in good company to extort sweet, sweet depravity out of them.
You'll learn someday.
I just feel like 1000 year old grime is mostly dirt, but the bacteria in this nasty pocket pussy are probably prime to giving ole anon here a case of gangrene dick syndrome.
How long can bacteria survive on something like that anyway? gotta google dis
Basically.....from 1920's to the 1960's the Irish Catholic Church murdered babies from undwed mothers
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