Okay. Probably my last thread… Then I need to kind of take some serious measures to ensure I am not universally hated by everyone.
If he asks who you are try to conivce him you and hana fucked a while back at a party, and you threatned her because she wont talk to you and you just want to get your dick wet again. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Hopefully this tool will buy it
Sorry /b/ros. I hastily replied to that one. Probably could have made it funnier. Will take requests now. No reply from this fag yet - bait him more or new victim?
So in all seriousness, I have been dating Hanna for 2 weeks now and I suggested that I might come over today and she started freaking out saying that I could not come to her house. Once I insisted that I was coming over, she told me all this bullshit then you texted me.
OP was caught fucking the neighbor's dog so he is trying to get revenge on the neighbor's daughter for snitching him out by pretending that he lost his phone and sending all kinds of weird shit.
a fuckin idiot? would a 'fuckin idiot' post his dick to some random faggot without knowing he's gonna get lucky tonight? you better fucking believe he would. but guess what, friend, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm not a 'fuckin idiot'. that rustle in the bush? that was me. that noise in the roof, that was me. that creak of the floorboard, that was me. i'm coming, friend, and i'm not leaving until i've claimed your anus for mankind. ;^)
i walked into a pharmacy today , and go to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for my 11 year old daughter.
"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
all i said was "not really, she just lies there and cries." now im sitting at the police station.. i need some one to pay my bail !? any one in texas b ??
Here's a bit more
Man. Feel free to not hang around the threads if you're not enjoying yourself...
speaking of gay ass, i have a proposition for you. you just go about your life, all happy like; have fun, i'll be gone. but tonight, right when you're about to go to sleep, i bust your fucking window open, kill your cunt girlfriend and fucking claim your anus for mankind. one small step, bud. just come out, it feels good, i promise.
send pictures of your cock slowly growing each pic larger than the next. photoshop something sent from hannah and have her ass thrown in the dog box, which in turn will result to her cheating on this fag.
look to the future. I have an eye for these things
see, this is why, if you're going to do something like this, you attach the number to a call out program that's hooked to a rolling IP. and do it all from a 56k. You're clearly afraid of getting caught and so now you're stuck in backtrack mode. P.S. that never works.
Dude you HAVE to tell him that you and Hannah fucked, otherwise he's going to act like a supreme faux alpha faggot for rescuing his girlfriend from a troll. DONT LET THE WHITE KNIGHT WIN
Haha I think I'm getting a rise out of him
so dude, you've tapped that ass, right? cause fuck, man, it is brilliant. she has got a dirty fucking bowel and a sex drive to go with it. stick your cock up her pooper and you'll come out covered in brown. sure, your tiny dick won't get any bigger just because it's a niggerdick now, but she will turn around and suck the shit right off your dick. it's fucking heaven, bro, you have to try it. it's how i met her. just punch her in the face, pull her pants down and shove it up her ass. she said after that much she's still conditioned from her childhood after what her dad did.
ich ficke dich und deine fette judenfreundin du elender hund
ich bin der glorreiche gentleman und ich werde euch vergasen ihr juden
OP DO IT GIVE IN TO THE PEER PRESSURE THIS ONE IS FUNNY MAN JUST DO IT
Should I just leave it from now on? Let it eat at him.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No it wouldn't, it would be a brilliant way to end it, and he'll still be wondering in the back of his head if it's true. OP, c'mon man ceraliousy doo eeet
Sorry guys. I hate to be a faggot to my /b/ros. But I think I'm gonna call it a night. I need to get working on some serious damage control. But I hope at least some of you got as much of a kick out of this as I did… Take care amigos. I'll be sure to post anything if he replies. I might try this again sometime. Was good fun. Night /b/rothers.
This thread is absolutely retarded. All of ou faggots are cheering at OP for being a successful troll, because wishful thinking.
From what I see, the guy does get slightly annoyed, but he's in a steady relationship OP hardly put a dent in. This couple is just going to bang each others brains out while OP is now busy with his vibrator.
Nothing interesting was achieved in this conversation and you all know it.
someone pls screencap this shit, im dying here
guess who had his first psychology class today