Okay. Probably my last thread… Then I need to kind of take

>>550030830
Cool story bro

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>550030830
dick pic!

>>550030830
moisting in apic bunghole

>>550030830
You're*

>>550031045
this

>>550030830
"I am going to do what Elliot Rodgers did except I am going to do it the right way - or you could say - the gentleman way. 12 dead - guaranteed"

>>550030994

DICK PIC

>>550031045
roll

>>550030994
This. But not yet. Start coming on to him too. Otherwise start with gore.

>>550031045
ur*

>>550030830
inb4 THE Jason

your girlfriend? hanna and I have been dating for 7 months

>>550030830
If he asks who you are try to conivce him you and hana fucked a while back at a party, and you threatned her because she wont talk to you and you just want to get your dick wet again. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Hopefully this tool will buy it

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>>550030830
Sorry /b/ros. I hastily replied to that one. Probably could have made it funnier. Will take requests now. No reply from this fag yet - bait him more or new victim?

>>550031234
>>550031229
See this

I left the thread when he was worried the cops will harass him because of his threats of rape and having a gun.

What did I miss?

>>550031234
omg and he still is using that pathetic excuse of a dick pic... bro go big or go home

So in all seriousness, I have been dating Hanna for 2 weeks now and I suggested that I might come over today and she started freaking out saying that I could not come to her house. Once I insisted that I was coming over, she told me all this bullshit then you texted me.

>>550031234
ask him if he wants to hangout and watch Benchwarmers

>>550031314
Sorry man.. someone else will have to catch you up. Hopefully someone's capped the thread or something. I can't really be bothered posting all pics again.

>>550031314
he caused a divorce

>>550031229
hahahha fucking this

>>550031368
That pic must sure feel home.

>>550031402
Aw man. Anyone got a quick summary?

>>550030830
There's some real new underaged faggotry going on ITT.

>>550031234

Get him mad.

>>550031490
see this http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/550024306/

Ask him for his dick pic

>>550031490

>>550024306

>>550031490
Mediocre spamming to a couple of girls in his contacts. He wasn't taking requests for most so heaps were really shit tier.

>>550030830
OP SEND THIS

>>550030778

The dick he posts is actually pretty much the best size a dick could ever be though. Not too big, pretty damn wide. Those girls...what the fuck-

>>550031234
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY#t=75

>>550031234
Please Respond

>>550031490
OP was caught fucking the neighbor's dog so he is trying to get revenge on the neighbor's daughter for snitching him out by pretending that he lost his phone and sending all kinds of weird shit.

>>550030830

I want to feel the warmth of your shit chute ripping down on my johnson.

>>550030830
a fuckin idiot? would a 'fuckin idiot' post his dick to some random faggot without knowing he's gonna get lucky tonight? you better fucking believe he would. but guess what, friend, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm not a 'fuckin idiot'. that rustle in the bush? that was me. that noise in the roof, that was me. that creak of the floorboard, that was me. i'm coming, friend, and i'm not leaving until i've claimed your anus for mankind. ;^)

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i walked into a pharmacy today , and go to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for my 11 year old daughter.
"My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
all i said was "not really, she just lies there and cries." now im sitting at the police station.. i need some one to pay my bail !? any one in texas b ??

>>550031671
thanks for the description faggot

>>550031168
This. Way better than HURR THOUVHT I WAS DEAD

>>550031767

>I want to feel the warmth of your shit chute ripping down on my johnson.

DO IT

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>>550031234
Here's a bit more

>>550031653
Man. Feel free to not hang around the threads if you're not enjoying yourself...

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>>550031703

>>550031671
This
>>>550031830

>>550031816
>she just lies there and cries
Just like her damn mother

>>550031934
She would. Thats why she fucked me at a party and not your sorry ass.

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>>550031934

>>550031934
at least he didn't call you small
which probably means you're bigger than him!
go OP, intimidate him!

>>550031934
THREATEN HIM!!!!!

>>550031934
Wtf op, you just went from the supreme gentleman to the supreme betafag. Why are you backing down from that faggot?

>>550031934
really? you just admitted that you are you.
good show op, have fun in jail.

>>550031934
speaking of gay ass, i have a proposition for you. you just go about your life, all happy like; have fun, i'll be gone. but tonight, right when you're about to go to sleep, i bust your fucking window open, kill your cunt girlfriend and fucking claim your anus for mankind. one small step, bud. just come out, it feels good, i promise.

>>550032031
THREATEN HIM!!!

>>550032031
I like where this is going.

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>>550031703
Are you fucking serious?

>>550032069
B-but I didn't. Hanna and I were never really together… which is what I thought you guys wanted me to sell to this guy now?

>>550032031
they got OP figured out for a troll

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>>550032031
OP IS HUGE PUSSY BETAFAG

>>550032031
THREATEN HIM!!!!!

>>550032161
no, keep taking requests, m80 ;^)

i propose anything by me.

>>550032161
THREATEN HIM!!!!!

>>550032031
that was beatiful

send pictures of your cock slowly growing each pic larger than the next. photoshop something sent from hannah and have her ass thrown in the dog box, which in turn will result to her cheating on this fag.
look to the future. I have an eye for these things

>>550032161
you admitted that you know her.

>>550032292
dun goofed OP!

>>550032138
yeah bro, what kind of low life lies on the internet?

>>550032292
And I can admit to knowing you, doesn't make it true though...

>>550032161
THREATEN HIM!!!!

>>550032292
BUT IT'S A LIE

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>550032420
THREATEN HIM!!!!

>>550032420
>would be more believable saying she fucked your friend at a club last month or somfung

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see, this is why, if you're going to do something like this, you attach the number to a call out program that's hooked to a rolling IP. and do it all from a 56k. You're clearly afraid of getting caught and so now you're stuck in backtrack mode. P.S. that never works.

>>550032386
it certainly doesn't help his "lost my phone" excuse if the police get wind of this and confront him and find out he texted hambeast hannh too.

>>550032454
CYBER PUUUH-LIIIIISSH

>>550032420
tell him you're not gay
just curious...

>>550032420
Dude you HAVE to tell him that you and Hannah fucked, otherwise he's going to act like a supreme faux alpha faggot for rescuing his girlfriend from a troll. DONT LET THE WHITE KNIGHT WIN

>>550032420
you can come over and taste my cock and decide for yourself if I've been all up in that stank puss

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>>550032420
Haha I think I'm getting a rise out of him

>>550032420
THREATEN HIM!!!!!

>>550032384
I didn't see the original thread

>>550032621

say: "nah, not talking shit. just know we are eskimo brothers now"

>>550030830
i sense some serious betaness in this thread
someone explain to me what's happening

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>>550032621

>>550032621
so dude, you've tapped that ass, right? cause fuck, man, it is brilliant. she has got a dirty fucking bowel and a sex drive to go with it. stick your cock up her pooper and you'll come out covered in brown. sure, your tiny dick won't get any bigger just because it's a niggerdick now, but she will turn around and suck the shit right off your dick. it's fucking heaven, bro, you have to try it. it's how i met her. just punch her in the face, pull her pants down and shove it up her ass. she said after that much she's still conditioned from her childhood after what her dad did.

>>550032689
OP gave white knights gf the clap

>>550032621
Taking requests for this one

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>>550032621
reply with:

ich ficke dich und deine fette judenfreundin du elender hund

ich bin der glorreiche gentleman und ich werde euch vergasen ihr juden

>>550032769

just say "whatever she wants to tell you man, but me and her know what really happened

>>550032519
> ?
> ? ?

>>550032769
Also you should choose a new female victim too I think.

>>550032769
have you noticed how beautiful her hands are?

>>550032689 #
read this, it explains it
>>550031490#

>>550032769
this>>550032748

>>550032621
well enjoy fucking that used pussy of a cheating slut

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>>550032621
>Talk shit get hit faggot

FINISH HIM OPIE

>>550032769
threaten him, ask him if he wants to fight

>>550032769
unrelated to thread but, what happened to Justin Bourqe

Think of me next time you go there ;)

>>550032916
lol rumple stiltskin

>>550032770
do et OP

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do you have any battletoads? also oc

>>550032984
he "surrendered" i think, check wikipedia

>>550032621
im utterly insane so take walk pal before i cap you and ur ugly cunt

>>550032689
sorry I meant read
>>550031703

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>>550032621

>>550032770
OP

>>550033193
FINISH HIM! PERFORM THE TWO PIECE CHICKEN COMBO WITH THE LARGE FRIES AND DIET COKE WITH NO ICE!

>>550033193
OP mate you've got him wrapped around your finger - don't blow it!

>>550033193
op cmon
>>550032748

>>550033276
hahaha

>>550033193

so you took my advice OP, here is the next step:

"look you might think i'm here just messing with your girl but she obviously isn't telling you the full story."

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>>550030830

OP why so faggot?

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>>550033193

>>550033504
>Tell me who you are or I will fuck you up

Nigger confirmed.

>>550033504
>Threatens to 'fuck you up' without knowing who it is
>top kek

>>550033504
fucking do it op>>550032748

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>>550032748
OP DO IT GIVE IN TO THE PEER PRESSURE THIS ONE IS FUNNY MAN JUST DO IT

me and the boys wanted to invite her to another "private party" of ours. wouldn't be the same without her there. shes the only one that can handle 3 at once

>>550033504
WE FUCKING GOT THIS STUPID CHUMP. FINISH HIM OP FINISH HIMMMMMM

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>>550033504
>tell me who you are or I'll beat you up

>>550033504
LOL tell me who you are or I will fuck you up

What a fucking tard.

>>550033504
I'd just stop writing. So the faggot will burn with curiosity.

>>550033706
This.

>>550033659
if i wasn't so tired, i would've lost to that post

>>550033504
>tell me who you are or I swear to go I'll fuck you up bro
This nigger doesn't even known who the fuck you are how can he even threaten you.

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>>550033706
This so hard.

>>550033504
give him link to this thread OP

>>550032748

this is lame and really out of context. keep feeding the fire OP. Dont listen to these fucking 16 year olds

>>550033193
She said you don't even lift.

>>550033628
This!
And get a new female victim.

>>550033504
Follow up about how it wasn't just with you OP, but with you and a buddy. How you fucked her vagoo while she sucked your buddy off. He'd love read that.

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>>550033504
Should I just leave it from now on? Let it eat at him.

>>550033504
ask hannah, though I'll doubt she'll tell you anything about it. all the best for you two


and move to someone else

>>550033659
kek
>>550033706
this

>>550033504
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>550033840
Well played.

>>550033840
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

>>550033840
god fucking dammit, op, for the love of my sperm filled balls pls fucking do
>>550032748

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>>550033840

>>550033840
end it, stop writing, but post any replys.

>>550033840
lets see how this plays out, just got enjoyable again.

>>550033840
SHIT IS GOING THE FUCK DOWN

>>550033840
good job op.

>>550033964
shut the fuck up

>>550033840
#rekt

>>550033964
shut the fuck up your post isnt funny

>>550033964
SERIOUSLY OP WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS A FAG IF HE DOESNT DO THIS

>>550033607
This this this

>>550033840

Ending of the AGES!

Leave it be for now, OP! Post his reactions if there are any, but dont say anymore! the curiosity will burn inside him.

>>550033964
Fuck up cunt. Your post isn't funny faggot.

>>550034049
No, he won't. He's been fucking winning in three threads now; No one gives a single shit about your stupid post that would ruin it all.

>>550034038
>>550034046
suck my cock, faggots

Go on to the next victim op and show us all replies

>>550034049
stop samefaging your shit response

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>>550033840
"I gave her the ol' lickaroo"

>>550033964
fuck off cunt it's not funny

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Today was a good day

>>550034224
this

>>550034150
fuck you you stupid fucking weabboo

>>550033840
unless he replies

>>550034150
nigger I like your post but you are fucking annoying

>>550034225
lol exatcly what I was gonna say, u beat me to it

>>550034307

shhh no need to be a roodypoo

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>>550034232
Lost so hard.

>>550034150
I'll suck your fucking dick

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Next victim.

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>>550034148
No it wouldn't, it would be a brilliant way to end it, and he'll still be wondering in the back of his head if it's true. OP, c'mon man ceraliousy doo eeet

Sorry guys. I hate to be a faggot to my /b/ros. But I think I'm gonna call it a night. I need to get working on some serious damage control. But I hope at least some of you got as much of a kick out of this as I did… Take care amigos. I'll be sure to post anything if he replies. I might try this again sometime. Was good fun. Night /b/rothers.

>>550034347
get the fuck over here then, m80 ;^)

>>550034412
aww man...

>>550034412
what do you mean damage control, how do they know who you are

>>550034412
This was a good day OP. Good journey.

>>550034457
Yeah I'm fucking sorry buddy.

>inb4 OP is a faggot

>>550034412
you've done well OP
thanks for the laughs

On this day /b/ is on track for ruining a happy couples relationship. All for a couple of laughs......

I love it.

>>550034412
I'm in bed in cancer clinic and can't move. OP you are my only hope. please dont go.

>>550034412
>I hate to be a faggot
you're faggot no more OP,

saved all your shit

>>550034225
>>550034336
>samefagging
>mrw you don't even know what that is

kek

>>550034412
godspeed anon

>>550034517
was fun tho. night.

>>550034517
don't forget to update your fb status

>>550034412
night faggot

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>>550034412

>>550034517
faggot

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>>550034412
It's been an honour, OP.

>>550034412
OP is a good man. thats for the laughs bro. Later. *salutes*

cya faggots

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>>550034412
This thread is absolutely retarded. All of ou faggots are cheering at OP for being a successful troll, because wishful thinking.

From what I see, the guy does get slightly annoyed, but he's in a steady relationship OP hardly put a dent in. This couple is just going to bang each others brains out while OP is now busy with his vibrator.

Nothing interesting was achieved in this conversation and you all know it.

>>550034761
There were 2 more threads before this one with much more interesting results. Pipe down.

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>>550034345

>>550034412

don't forget i'll post screencaps of all these threads on your facebook later

have fun OP

:^)

>>550034761
go back to reddit to get your man pussy raped by fellow white knights

>>550034761
its a continued thread u didnt start the adventure with us so stfu

>>550034761
I get it...

You're retarded.

>>550034761
Someone's mad for coming in late!

>>550034872
Doesn't matter. What is the case now is that he doesn't buy OP's shit and trusts his gf and they're fucking and laughing about OP at the same time right now.

>>550034761
get rekt fgt

>>550034860

Whats his FB? I'd like to see the entire thing plz

>>550034865
>>550034872
>>550034893
>>550034916
>>550035028

>all that cognitive dissonance

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>>550033840
someone pls screencap this shit, im dying here

>>550035075
he doesnt have his facebook... he has been clamining he has it since last thred but hasnt provided any proof..

>>550035075
Already posted on the irc

Tell him you're the Loch Ness Monster

>>550035075
>>550035221

I've posted it in irc

I have nothing to prove to you summerfags.

:^)

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>>550035152
>>550035152
guess who had his first psychology class today

anyone have stuff from the other threads?

>>550033019
fukken saved

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>>550033504
let it eat the bastard alive