"I killed her kids, I raped her, and then I smashed her head, in like this!"
Guys I don't give a shit about game of thrones. Please shut the fuck up about this guy whom I have no context as to who he is or why he is getting his head smushed.
>implying game of thrones has something to do with culture
seriously? a soap opera that is occasionally violent and otherwise rather boringly soft-core-sexual? no.
So if Game of Thrones if culture technically you're not up to date with culture since the books are ahead of the show.
>Tyrion kills Tywin
>Ygritte dies attacking the Nights Watch
>Stannis rides to save the wall from wildlings
>Jon is stabbed (may be dead) at the end of Dance
>Tyrion flees to Essos
>Jorah captures him
You're right. We should only talk about stuff you know. So, anon, you still sucking dicks for a living, or did you move up to the high class world of giving handjobs to truckers for meth money?
>taking pictures of screens/monitors
when he talk with tywin.. you just know he will save him.
bbbut they look so friendly in this picture
A severed hamstring, a puncture wound to the sternum, and several smaller cuts.. all from a spear with a more than likely poisoned blade. If he didn't bleed out from the new orifice he received, then the poison will do the deed.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up dagger* my name is Oberyn but u can call me t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 kill random ppl like Gregor Cl3gaN3 _… im 45 years old (im immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch naked prostitutes w/ my paramour (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favourite thing to dooo!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of char0cter devalopmant here so give me lots of fanboys!!!!
DOOOOOOOOORNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…YOU RAp3D H3r u MUrD3reD herrrrrr!!!!!
love and sandsnakes,
t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3
My bad, I always mix up the Targaryens' first names. I was thinking of Aemon.
Still, you bookfags act like everything's the same in the tv show, but it's not. So don't think you can predict everything that happens in the show.
No he didn;t die, i saw a doc on him, in real life, hes a Danish dude or something like that.
Anyhow, he has a contract with GoT that he has to eat a certain amount of food so he keeps his weight. I think he is gonna fuck that hot blond Lanister kingsmother.
Hell stick around
Think about how big the mountain is for just a second.
That sword is almost as big as he is.
You wouldn't even be able to drag a sword along the ground that is that big. You would barely be able to fucking budge the thing. The mountain is swinging it around in one hand.
>oh but he didn't do it like muh jedi
>none, because he's a soldier and it was a duel
Oberyn is a Martell, like Ned was a Stark. The Martell's are going to come back, trust me on this. And they aren't going to be happy about this shit, the duel or the raping and killing.
Nobody gives a fuck about regicide when that regicide probably saved the lives of the people who want to give a fuck about it.
I want that to be true soooo much...
Oberyn poisoned the fuck out of the Mountain, got him to confess to the killing of a Dornish princess and her children, and in his death, got a Lannister killed. He achieved everything he lived for, and more.
The guy won in death.
Wow you sure showed him, you must be really popular with those witty remarks
it was pretty epic but fucking god dammit it was unrealistic as fuck. i would have preferred he did the teeth punch, eye gouged, and then just choked him to death.
the head splat was just too over the top
I sed pls
I just saved it from the last thread about this, and I'm not about to convert it to WebM.
>the head splat was just too over the top
In the books the mountain did the same head splat with a punch.
Enough of that though, let's estimate just how much the mountain weighs, add 75% of that in ridiculously layered and thick armor and then have that weighing down on your skull in a structurally weak area.
I'll take a stab in the dark here and say your head would fucking explode.
>Oberyn poisoned the fuck out of the Mountain, got him to confess to the killing of a Dornish princess and her children, and in his death, got a Lannister killed. He achieved everything he lived for, and more.
>The guy won in death.
This actually made me feel slightly better
well honestly the punch would be pretty believable.
a 350+ pound fucker with armor and heavy ass gauntlets on could definitely punch a face in, especially if it was laying on a stone surface. whether or not it would be in one massive smash is debatable, but for sure someone that big with metal face smashing equipment on could cave someone's head in np
squeezing someone's skull until it breaks with ease though? on top of being stabbed to all fuck? ya, nah. fakeandgay
After watching this, I somehow couldn't really blame Oberyn for losing anymore. Like that dude doesn't fuck around.
Don't worry, bro.
The Mountain's death will be 1000 times more painful than Oberyn's.
Blood -> mud
Piss -> blood
Saliva -> pus
His screaming will be heard throughout the city for days until he finally keels over.
His death will be the second most satisfying one after Joffrey.
that was the shittiest fight ever, srsly. the mountain doesn't even make a effort moving his sword, and i don't mean the character but the actor. Also Oberyn stuck his spear like to the 80% of mountains body but he is still alive, what a shit
The hound was going toe to toe with mountain at tournament of the hand.
The hound is a fucking badass. Ruthless fighter, guaranteed much faster than his brother. Still think teh viper of doooooooooooooorne would still beat him but I doubt he'd get rekt
The Hound is alive on the Quiet Isle working as a gravedigger:
>They passed a lichyard where a brother bigger than Brienne was struggling to dig a grave. From the way he moved, it was plain to see that he was lame. As he flung a spadeful of the stony soil over one shoulder, some chanced to spatter against their feet. “Be more watchful there,” chided Brother Narbert. The gravedigger lowered his head. When Dog went to sniff him he dropped his spade and scratched his ear. “A novice,” explained Narbert.
1. bigger than Brienne
2. walks with a limp
3. loves dogs
4. is a novice gravedigger
why don't you actually watch the show instead of making autistic ass assumptions faggot
it has the highest budget of any show on television, and the book author is considered the American Tolkien
It takes about 73N to cause a simple skull fracture, and an unrestrained fall is enough to generate about 873N...more than enough to severely fracture a skull
>www DOT portfolio.mvm.ed.ac.uk/studentwebs/session2/group62/head.htm
So a fracture-inducing fall generates just under 200lb/sq-in of force, and the actor who plays The Mountain has the following personal records:
Squat – 350 kg (770 lbs.) raw
Bench press – 230 kg (507 lbs.) raw
Strongman Deadlift – 420 kg (924 lbs.) raw
Loglift – 192.5 kg (424 lbs.)
>A world class power lifter could pop your head like a zit.
I don't know where this came from but I like it.
its going to end badly.
the mountain dies from the manticore poison, so they cant serve him up to the martels for trial, so they get pissed and plan on ass fucking the lannisters.
>(may be dead)
You are luring yourself with false hope, my friend. The description is unequivocal.
The only way he lives on would be through his wolf or if the red bitch breathes life back into him.
I think his problem was that it came right the fuck out of nowhere.
One moment we were watching a medieval political drama series, and the next there were thumbs in eyes and brains on floors.
This argument again
Just because a setting has fantasy elements doesn't mean that it can be inconsistent. ASOIAF is clearly a normal world, just spiced up with some fantasy stuff, so the usual laws of physics should still apply.
I personally believe that the head-crushing is realistic, but just saying
an episode earlier you witnessed The Mountain lift a man up in the air with a sword through his gut, and then disembowel another man, spilling his guts on the ground......and you found this scene shocking?
What I am sad about is that he didnt tell "Elia of Dorne. I killed her screaming whelp. Then I raped her. Then I smashed her fucking head in. Like this." We don't have the necrophilia part in the TV show.
GOT a medieval soap opera? HAHAHAHAHA lol....No. Its a fucking action show, with badass swordfights and rape, and sex, and mothafucking dragons. get your retard soap opera bullshit outta here.