"I killed her kids, I raped her, and then I smashed her

movie?

Can we get a prince oberyn vs gregor clegane fight thread?

>>549709462
cancer

>>549709462
Oblivion

>>549709462

Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 8.

>Goodnight, Sweet Prince

>>549709340
my seeeester!

how come in westeros, everyone has english accents until you get to the southernmost region and then suddenly they're mexican?

>>549709546
He was too fucking cocky

>>549709462

Saving Dwarf Tyrion

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>>549709513

How is that cancer? Because they don't watch Game of Thrones?

Idiot

>>549709513
>>549709532
>>549709546
i don't watch that stuff. i prefer my drama in the theatre. otherwise, if i'm gonna turn a screen on to stare at it, it better be showing me some tits.

>>549709340
every time i see this webm thumbnail I think I'm looking at the abominable dr phibes

>>549709694
>doesn't know that literally every episode of game of thrones is jam packed with tits

>>549709694

Now yer just baitin' me

>>549709585
He is the equivalent of Spanish/Mediterranean, you silly person..

>>549709694
>faggot/10

>>549709690
That is pretty cancerous, gotta keep up with your culture bro

>>549709694
But.. Game of Thrones does show you tits.

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>>549709340
Guys I don't give a shit about game of thrones. Please shut the fuck up about this guy whom I have no context as to who he is or why he is getting his head smushed.

Tyrion kills Tywin.
Fucking showfags

>>549709993
because hes a cocky fucker

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>>549709897
>implying game of thrones has something to do with culture
>>549709914
>>549709881
>>549709781
>>549709775
seriously? a soap opera that is occasionally violent and otherwise rather boringly soft-core-sexual? no.

>>549709897

So if Game of Thrones if culture technically you're not up to date with culture since the books are ahead of the show.

Oh and
>Tyrion kills Tywin
>Ygritte dies attacking the Nights Watch
>Stannis rides to save the wall from wildlings
>Jon is stabbed (may be dead) at the end of Dance
>Tyrion flees to Essos
>Jorah captures him

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>>549709993
You're right. We should only talk about stuff you know. So, anon, you still sucking dicks for a living, or did you move up to the high class world of giving handjobs to truckers for meth money?

>>549710158

>yfw the only spoilers for ASOIAF are character deaths

Damn the lore is shit.

>>549710252
Who said I'm not up to date with the books, faggot?

>>549709694
>i don't watch that stuff. i prefer my drama in the theatre

Fuck, *why*?

>>549710347
Please a trucker handjob is like $3 tops, a good blowjob to a transient in the right alleyway next to a bus stop can net you like $10.

lol spoilers the spear tip was poisoned

I hated that edgy prince fuck, twirling around like a faggot

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>>549711737

hey can anyone help me out i missed a few eps is ned stork still alive ???

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>>549709340
Rest in RIP Dornstein

>>549709462
top kek

But they both die anyway 'cause poison and shit

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>>549709340
>2014
>taking pictures of screens/monitors

>>549710383
Nope.
Aegon Targaryan is still alive, and Varys wants to put him on the Iron Throne.
That is the exact opposite of a character death.

>>549713654
Probably not a real Targ

Oberyn has always been my favorite char, show was just as depressing as the books.

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>>549715128
when he talk with tywin.. you just know he will save him.

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>>549716129
bbbut they look so friendly in this picture

>>549716129
you mean when he talks to Tyrion?

>>549716442
thats correct..

>>549712397
i thought he looked so bloody awkward swinging that twohanded sword with his one hand

looked like i could beat him

>should have given him a shield

>>549716893
Technically it would have been a mistrial.

Oberyn technically succeeded

>>549717223
how so? did the mountain die?

>>549715001
Looks like someone hasn't been paying much attention to the show.

>>549717371
The nigga got cut the fuck up with Oberyn's spear.

Think about why he was called the Red Viper of Dorn.

>>549717623
yeah he got cut but did he die?

>>549717371
A severed hamstring, a puncture wound to the sternum, and several smaller cuts.. all from a spear with a more than likely poisoned blade. If he didn't bleed out from the new orifice he received, then the poison will do the deed.

>>549717391
looks like someone hasn't been paying much attention to the books

>>549717223
Oberyn died first, therefore the Gods deemed Tyrion guilty.

>>549717853
You a dense nigga.
Red
Viper
of
Dorn
Cut
The
Mountain
With
His
Spear
Several
Times

His fuckin spear was poisoned, every time he uses it.
Hence why he would be called the Red Viper of Dorn

>>549717880
awwhh i liked the mountain...

he should be the ruler of the ironthrone

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up dagger* my name is Oberyn but u can call me t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 kill random ppl like Gregor Cl3gaN3 _… im 45 years old (im immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch naked prostitutes w/ my paramour (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favourite thing to dooo!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of char0cter devalopmant here so give me lots of fanboys!!!!
DOOOOOOOOORNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…YOU RAp3D H3r u MUrD3reD herrrrrr!!!!!

love and sandsnakes,

t3h R3D V1P3R oF d0rn3

>>549718393
But he raped her; he murdered her; he killed her children

>>549718393
i wanted a fight between the Hound and the mountain

>>549717981
My bad, I always mix up the Targaryens' first names. I was thinking of Aemon.

Still, you bookfags act like everything's the same in the tv show, but it's not. So don't think you can predict everything that happens in the show.

>>549717371
No he didn;t die, i saw a doc on him, in real life, hes a Danish dude or something like that.

Anyhow, he has a contract with GoT that he has to eat a certain amount of food so he keeps his weight. I think he is gonna fuck that hot blond Lanister kingsmother.

Hell stick around

>>549718751
1:9 Matchup, Mountain's favor.

The Hound would have gotten rekt by Oberyn.

>>549709805

THIS

>>549718719
tenattaten

>>549717371
His character is dead, but will later become undead and he will be a zombie

>>549718307
He's refering to the fact that Oberyn died and the Mountain did not die (yet). Retard.

So what are the political ramifications for killing a prince while confessing to the murders of said prince's sister and her children?

>>549719037
pls no bully

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>>549709462

>>549718751

>CLEGANE BOWL. GET HYPED.

>>549719217
It's difficult to hold it back towards people with low IQ like yourself.

>>549719183
none, because he's a soldier and it was a duel

>>549719183
Jamie is known as the Kingslayer and no one says shit about that, regicide is normally more frowned upon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oOi6JOXEQ

>>549716893
Think about how big the mountain is for just a second.

That sword is almost as big as he is.

You wouldn't even be able to drag a sword along the ground that is that big. You would barely be able to fucking budge the thing. The mountain is swinging it around in one hand.

>oh but he didn't do it like muh jedi

kill yourself

>>549719731
lol freeedoooom

>>549719332

>none, because he's a soldier and it was a duel

Oberyn is a Martell, like Ned was a Stark. The Martell's are going to come back, trust me on this. And they aren't going to be happy about this shit, the duel or the raping and killing.

>>549719564
Nobody gives a fuck about regicide when that regicide probably saved the lives of the people who want to give a fuck about it.

>I shouldn't have placed my life in the hands of a Snake
>in the hands
>Snake

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>>549712397
>gif
are we still doing these?

Does anyone have the Dr. Clegane one?

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>>549720254
>the houses are real animals

>>549720254
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>549719731
>SIMPLY THE BEST

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>>549719296
I want that to be true soooo much...

>>549713654
Aegon almost certainly the mummer's dragon, get good scrub

Oberyn poisoned the fuck out of the Mountain, got him to confess to the killing of a Dornish princess and her children, and in his death, got a Lannister killed. He achieved everything he lived for, and more.

The guy won in death.

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>>549719307
Wow you sure showed him, you must be really popular with those witty remarks

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Obelix vs. The Mountain

Who would win?

>>549721513
Obviously Obelix
Nigga can't be cut

>>549709340
Surprised this hasn't been linked yet.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8oOi6JOXEQ

>>549709605
kek

>>549709694
and you probably also think youre cultured.

>>549721513
how exactly is there even a question? the french guy all the way.

>>549721712
m9 France is an Islamic caliphate, hes definitely cut

>>549718968
it was pretty epic but fucking god dammit it was unrealistic as fuck. i would have preferred he did the teeth punch, eye gouged, and then just choked him to death.

the head splat was just too over the top

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>>549719307
I sed pls
>>549720258
I just saved it from the last thread about this, and I'm not about to convert it to WebM.

>>549722468
>the head splat was just too over the top

In the books the mountain did the same head splat with a punch.

Enough of that though, let's estimate just how much the mountain weighs, add 75% of that in ridiculously layered and thick armor and then have that weighing down on your skull in a structurally weak area.

I'll take a stab in the dark here and say your head would fucking explode.

>>549722459
all of my wut

>>549721038
>Oberyn poisoned the fuck out of the Mountain, got him to confess to the killing of a Dornish princess and her children, and in his death, got a Lannister killed. He achieved everything he lived for, and more.
>The guy won in death.
This actually made me feel slightly better

>>549722765
well honestly the punch would be pretty believable.

a 350+ pound fucker with armor and heavy ass gauntlets on could definitely punch a face in, especially if it was laying on a stone surface. whether or not it would be in one massive smash is debatable, but for sure someone that big with metal face smashing equipment on could cave someone's head in np

squeezing someone's skull until it breaks with ease though? on top of being stabbed to all fuck? ya, nah. fakeandgay

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>>549722765
After watching this, I somehow couldn't really blame Oberyn for losing anymore. Like that dude doesn't fuck around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZEk4NG1-o

>>549723005
Don't worry, bro.
The Mountain's death will be 1000 times more painful than Oberyn's.
Blood -> mud
Piss -> blood
Saliva -> pus
His screaming will be heard throughout the city for days until he finally keels over.

His death will be the second most satisfying one after Joffrey.

>>549723641
I'm hoping that his zombie corpse is ended by the Hound, that would be satisfying

>>549724824
The Hound will die from the bite he took

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>>549725451
Don´t be like that

>>549725451
Nah, he's secretly living with those priests on that island

that was the shittiest fight ever, srsly. the mountain doesn't even make a effort moving his sword, and i don't mean the character but the actor. Also Oberyn stuck his spear like to the 80% of mountains body but he is still alive, what a shit

>>549726056
don't worry man, he gets brought back from the dead by a red priest along with catelyn stark

>>549718913
The hound was going toe to toe with mountain at tournament of the hand.

The hound is a fucking badass. Ruthless fighter, guaranteed much faster than his brother. Still think teh viper of doooooooooooooorne would still beat him but I doubt he'd get rekt

>>549725451
The Hound is alive on the Quiet Isle working as a gravedigger:

>They passed a lichyard where a brother bigger than Brienne was struggling to dig a grave. From the way he moved, it was plain to see that he was lame. As he flung a spadeful of the stony soil over one shoulder, some chanced to spatter against their feet. “Be more watchful there,” chided Brother Narbert. The gravedigger lowered his head. When Dog went to sniff him he dropped his spade and scratched his ear. “A novice,” explained Narbert.

Gravedigger is:
1. bigger than Brienne
2. walks with a limp
3. loves dogs
4. is a novice gravedigger

>>549726818
also the Hounds warhorse Stranger is on the Quiet Isle

>>549710207
why don't you actually watch the show instead of making autistic ass assumptions faggot

it has the highest budget of any show on television, and the book author is considered the American Tolkien

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>>549727330

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>>549727578

>>549709340
>smashed her head in
>doesn't actually smash his head in
In the books he straight up pulverized his face by smashing it in with a steel gantlet, I was kind of disappointed

>>549709340

Oberyn poisoned his spear.
The mountain dies very slowly and painfully of his wounds.
Haha spoiled it.

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>>549727705

>>549723328
It takes about 73N to cause a simple skull fracture, and an unrestrained fall is enough to generate about 873N...more than enough to severely fracture a skull

>www DOT portfolio.mvm.ed.ac.uk/studentwebs/session2/group62/head.htm

So a fracture-inducing fall generates just under 200lb/sq-in of force, and the actor who plays The Mountain has the following personal records:

Squat – 350 kg (770 lbs.) raw
Bench press – 230 kg (507 lbs.) raw
Strongman Deadlift – 420 kg (924 lbs.) raw
Loglift – 192.5 kg (424 lbs.)

>TL;DR?
>A world class power lifter could pop your head like a zit.

>>549711737
>It's all Oberyn now
Breddy gud

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>>549727981

>>549718894
The outcome is always the same, just the means somehow change
Like characters like Stannis getting virtually raped and some being completely made up

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>>549727330
>>549727490
>>549727578
>>549727705
>>549727841
>>549727981

I don't know where this came from but I like it.

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>>549728101

>>549710252
You also forgot to mention that arya goes and trains to be an assassin and the hound is left dying under a tree.

>>549718913
Not necessarily, the Hound is both faster and smarter than his brother and he's still a fuckhuge strong motherfucker

>>549728101
Hurry up with the rest fag

>>549728393
>>549728298

Yeah make with the comics. Its the only reason im still here.

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>>549726916
it should just be unbowed, he's bent and broken

>>549727981
For a moment there i thought the mountain´s tunic said "kek"

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>>549719183
The killing part? Nothing, because it was a duel and that shit happens
The rape and killing of his family? Gets him executed
But Oberyn wasn't even a proper prince

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>>549728595

>Cannot unsee

>>549721038
He could have all this while staying alive, except the Lannister killing part I suppose

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>>549728784
This kills the man

>>549719183
its going to end badly.

the mountain dies from the manticore poison, so they cant serve him up to the martels for trial, so they get pissed and plan on ass fucking the lannisters.

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lel

whats the mountains name in real life

>>549729167
The rock

>>549729167

Gregor Clegane
Actor is Halford Bjornsson, 3rd strongest man in the world

>>549729167
gregor clegain

should've googled it though cunt

>>549722468
I feel the same

>>549729267

Hafthor*

>>549729167

Wreck It Ralph

>>549710252
>(may be dead)
You are luring yourself with false hope, my friend. The description is unequivocal.
The only way he lives on would be through his wolf or if the red bitch breathes life back into him.

>>549722468

>The Others?
>Fine by me
>Resurrection Magic?
>Alright in my book
>Dragons?
>10/10 bretty gud
>Literal strongman crushing a guy's head
>Former Viewer

>>549729712
he def lives by warging into ghost, that's the whole point of the prologue

>>549729812
I think his problem was that it came right the fuck out of nowhere.
One moment we were watching a medieval political drama series, and the next there were thumbs in eyes and brains on floors.

>>549729812
This argument again
Just because a setting has fantasy elements doesn't mean that it can be inconsistent. ASOIAF is clearly a normal world, just spiced up with some fantasy stuff, so the usual laws of physics should still apply.
I personally believe that the head-crushing is realistic, but just saying

>>549730309
an episode earlier you witnessed The Mountain lift a man up in the air with a sword through his gut, and then disembowel another man, spilling his guts on the ground......and you found this scene shocking?

>>549709462
Think it's from something called gay of thrones.

>>549709513
Nerd.

>>549730660
For knowing Game of Thrones, the most popular show currently airing?

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>>549709993

>>549709993
Relateable.
Turn of your medieviel soap opera and go lift some weights.

>>549730535
I don't think anything like that.
I was just trying look at it from >>549722468 's point of view.

>>549710207
This.

>>549709694
fuck I know you're baiting me but I don't care, you suck cock you ugly faggot and I hope you die you cultured putrid cock

What I am sad about is that he didnt tell "Elia of Dorne. I killed her screaming whelp. Then I raped her. Then I smashed her fucking head in. Like this." We don't have the necrophilia part in the TV show.

>>549729167
Jaws

GOT a medieval soap opera? HAHAHAHAHA lol....No. Its a fucking action show, with badass swordfights and rape, and sex, and mothafucking dragons. get your retard soap opera bullshit outta here.