HE'S STILL ALIIIIVVVE!
LISTEN IN ON THE ONGOING MANHUNT.
For those of you joining the party yesterday in a town called Mocton in Canada, Justin "Torque" Bourque has started a manhunt by killing some cops and currently has a 4 star wanted level.
Last night he went into the woods and still hasn't been found or caught. Even with 3 armored vehicles and helicopters and tac teams armed with FLIR.
Will the Maple Syrup Rambo make it out Alive? Whats his next move? GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
The Maple Syrup Rambo is a NonVirgin thus hated enemy of the Supreme Gentleman, but he is 100% more Rambo and Maple Syrup and killed Cops. He is Supreme Syrup.
Maple / Syrup would conusm
Why is it rampage killers tend to favors guns over explosives? Seems to me a far higher score could be gotten with explosives. I mean even if they catch you after a fortnight that is a lot of time to plant bombs. I don't understand the rampage mentality
maybe he just wants to kill cops and not normal unarmed people?
also clearly this guy is crazy so its probably alot more gratifying to watch someone die you shoot compared to watching a bomb go off.
I should know I'm and internet wizard
this manhunt won't be ending soon.
he's gone for now, they don't have any leads besides the odd 'strange looking individual down the road, I SWEAR IT WAS HIM!'
the first thing anyone would do is figure out who he knows and contact them. no doubt they've got officers at friends and family.
he's gone for now and it will only end with him coming out of hiding, which he might have to... i'd be hungry by now... but no one knows how 'prepared' he is.
he's not going to get caught walking down a main road or through a town or some shit. if he was that stupid, they would've caught him by now.
every picture showing him was right after he killed those officers, then he went somewhere and hasn't been seen in what? 10hours or so?
No, if they found out those who runs the site will probably be extradited to the US and prosecuted for wiretapping federal equipment with intent/means to distribute to terrorists.
And omg, these canadian cops.
>Justin wakes up to smell of sweet syrup
>goes to watch his favorite Canadian show, Ed Edd n Eddy
>looks up the show and sees the amimator was murdered by Canadian police
>with syrup running down his face he arms himself
>he will avenge rolf
They are calling their positions, and patrols and how many they are.
Time to help our lurking friend, get a clear successful run.
Also they are planning on assaulting very soon, might indicate they have found our friend. They just said "3 !and! 8" implying they were two seperate groups calling them to go home but all other units mentioned so far have been two digits.
>this guy is crazy
>inb4 'only in murica xDxDxD muh europe iz sef'
shoops like this is one of the only reasons I still come to 4chan. just..... golden
Just because you don't feel like extra butter on your bread, doesn't mean everyone else have to cut back.
You is probably one of those types that credits laws as being the main force behind low-crime rather than rationality and thus demands laws to be made so you can be handheld by your government because you are too fucking stupid to be around other people without being an obvious hazard to even concrete reinforced bunkers.
>Only America has heinous psychopaths that gun down innocents
Wake up world
No. You are simply too stupid to understand what you tried to enforce by using "we don't need this."
Nice comeback tho, it shows you are probably the sharpest spoon in the drawer;
sadly you are broken because nobody in their right mind would eat cereal with a razorblade.
Fucking garbage human.
don't assume this guy is cleverly eluding the police. FLIR detects heat and if he killed himself yesterday, its not going to spot him. He might not be clever, he might be dead.
>Perimeter set up on Mountain Road
>come pick up some civvies who were in "the apartment"
GODDAMNIT WE HAD A LIVE REPORTER ON THE SCENE IN THE LAST THREAD
captcha: leyrig grieves
backstory of this pic plz
who took it and how did he/she get so close
lol but i would enjoy it if so hell elite spec ops solider when nuts and did this but wiped out their comms and slowly killed everyone which some of them could actually do, and then seeing wat the fuck they do next keep sending people to their graves??
I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU MONKEY LOVING ASSHOLE.
DON'T RUIN THIS.
Another canadian is rinsing!
This day is true glory.
Not really, that's called panicking and hurts the efforts by raising false alarms
Please don't pleb up the thread with your arm chair defense strategy of ringing all alarm bells so the response is spread too thin.
he believes that people should have the right to bear arms, and that if their rights are being infringed upon, they should act out violently with said arms.
However, i doubt any of his rights are being infrindged, he's probably just being a psychotic bitch.
You seem to be a man who knows his bacon. That's damn good.
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>mfw on my break at my overnight shift at Tim Horton's last night
>watching tv in the dining room
>three cops come in
>they ask if any updates
>answer "well there's a video"
>I show them
>mfw cop asks "why is the title of the video...maple syrup rambo?"
lol, you cant even defend yourselves without us, you cant even stop us from spying on your leaders, you need our help in every fucking conflict wwi ww2 and fmr yugo, .
euro is the farthest thing from an overlord, if anything it's a peasant.
You're lucky we bothered to defend you from the soviets taking you all over. nothing you have would exist without us. not even historically, but right now.
>america doesnt have a gun problem
>second mass shooting this month
inb4 "I said America not USA"
>turn channel to cnn/headline news
>nothing about this matter
>turn to fox news
whoo!!! finally got something
>the breaking news is something that happened back in 2009
he was just making a statement you fuckstick
I have no fucking clue why americans WANT to have guns ''TO PROTECT MUR FAMILY FRUM BURGLARS AND OTHER PEOPLE WIF GENZZ'' if there were no guns, nobody would be coming into your house with a gun, nobody just randomly pikcs up a gun and goes burglraring with it, american people are not retarded, just ignorant people that like to have a certain freedom, but that freedom is not reality it is all between their ears, the media only says america is the most free country in the world, while in reality america ik probably the most restricted in the world
there is already guns, millions of them.
Make them illegal and the criminals will have them, but regular people won't.
Mass shootings are a fraction of 1 percent of the gun deaths. The vast majority are inner city murders.
70 percent of all murders are commited by blacks, who are 12 percent of the population.
The situation where you live probably doesn't apply here.
Anti feminist like roge and byebyebreivik
some stupid kids wanted to be proxies for slender. stabbed their friend at the park, drug her to the woods. wounded friend crawled out of the woods and a bicyclist called the police. they picked up the two girls going to the woods where they thought slender lived.
seriously no one made the connection
And they stabbed the girl like 19 times or some shit.
Fucking braindead kids. Hurr dur slenderman is life. Slenderman is love.
I'd be okay with both of those 12 yr olds dying.
What rustles my jimmies about that is this:
>???they are being tried as adults
>???yet if they were to have sex with me I would be charged because they weren't "mature enough to consent"
>???but they are being tried as ADULTS
>???therefor 12 year old girls could/should be able to suck my penis and take it in their little poopers
Nope I'm Reverend Ruddy.
But in all seriousness, 12 year olds should be able to fuck legally if they can kill people and be tried as adults, am I rite? I just want some tight pussy. Nothign wrong with that.
>that girl is HAWT~!@ GOD DAMN MAN
I wasn't going to fap today, but I fucking might now... UGH!
Pft, not even dude, clearly she is 18+
been wondering about that "shut down" bullshit
what happens if someone just walks to the store giving no fucks?
canadafag here and srsly not having this bullshit police-rule bullshity shitshit