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HE'S STILL ALIIIIVVVE!

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/9077/web

LISTEN IN ON THE ONGOING MANHUNT.

For those of you joining the party yesterday in a town called Mocton in Canada, Justin "Torque" Bourque has started a manhunt by killing some cops and currently has a 4 star wanted level.

Last night he went into the woods and still hasn't been found or caught. Even with 3 armored vehicles and helicopters and tac teams armed with FLIR.

Will the Maple Syrup Rambo make it out Alive? Whats his next move? GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
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Can't cork the borque
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>>549704962
he just ordered a footlong tuna (toasted) with sriracha sauce drizzled on it, ahead of me in subway

get here fast cops!
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Can anybody figure out what guns he's carrying? Need to know which of my guns the government is gonna ban next
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How can you creeps make fun of such a tragedy? It really blows my mind
almost like a mother fucking....bullet.
WHATTT
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>>549704962
I don't hear anything
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>>549705379
M14, m4 and one other one I think
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>>549705379

M14 and mossberg 500 tactical
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>>549705379
Mossberg 500 and some M1 thing, I'm not sure
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>>549705379
BALLS OF STEEL
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Uh oh
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>>549704962
this guy has nothing on malcom naden.
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Haha unstable guy in pjs walking around
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Shit, well there goes my mini 14
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ain't nobody is bustin' the justin
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what if he is just browsing 4chan right now and laughing at all the shit on him
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>>549705773
Ily jb
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>>549705773
this is what i would do
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how long will he last...
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The Bourque > The Rodge
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>>549705902
I think they said he's low on ammo
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>>549705969
How would they possibly know that?
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>>549705647
Can't miss those pj's
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>>549705919
The Maple Syrup Rambo is a NonVirgin thus hated enemy of the Supreme Gentleman, but he is 100% more Rambo and Maple Syrup and killed Cops. He is Supreme Syrup.

Maple / Syrup would conusm
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>>549706051
He's using marathon/lightweight
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Why is it rampage killers tend to favors guns over explosives? Seems to me a far higher score could be gotten with explosives. I mean even if they catch you after a fortnight that is a lot of time to plant bombs. I don't understand the rampage mentality
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>>549706159
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ROFL
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>>549706218
Unless you can get them really close explosives won't be lethal.
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>>549706218
maybe he just wants to kill cops and not normal unarmed people?
also clearly this guy is crazy so its probably alot more gratifying to watch someone die you shoot compared to watching a bomb go off.
I should know I'm and internet wizard
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>>549705969
Fixed
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What's the deal with this live audio feed? Do they know people are listening in?
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>>549706837
wut if jb is listening in
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Something going down here on the audio. Niggers got their channels crossed.
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check ur portables fuckers
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this manhunt won't be ending soon.

he's gone for now, they don't have any leads besides the odd 'strange looking individual down the road, I SWEAR IT WAS HIM!'

the first thing anyone would do is figure out who he knows and contact them. no doubt they've got officers at friends and family.

he's gone for now and it will only end with him coming out of hiding, which he might have to... i'd be hungry by now... but no one knows how 'prepared' he is.

he's not going to get caught walking down a main road or through a town or some shit. if he was that stupid, they would've caught him by now.
every picture showing him was right after he killed those officers, then he went somewhere and hasn't been seen in what? 10hours or so?
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>>549706837
No, if they found out those who runs the site will probably be extradited to the US and prosecuted for wiretapping federal equipment with intent/means to distribute to terrorists.
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>>549704962
>Justin "Torque" Bourque

how do you pronounce this french shit
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>>549706837
they actually don't share sensitive information over the radio, that's what the 'portables' are for.

they're basically just texting the important stuff
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>>549705524
Shit. I've had a Mossberg since the 80s. Good to see it's still going strong.
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>>549707262
Cool story bro
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>>549707606
Justin Tork Bork
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And omg, these canadian cops.
>please
>thanks
>please
>thanks
>portables, please
>thanks
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"The matter has been resolved"
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>>549708176
someone was "sitting on their portable." im guessing that was the matter
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>>549708293
oh god, man, get the fuck off that portable!
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>>549704962
>Justin wakes up to smell of sweet syrup
>goes to watch his favorite Canadian show, Ed Edd n Eddy
>looks up the show and sees the amimator was murdered by Canadian police
>with syrup running down his face he arms himself
>he will avenge rolf
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>>549707606
Torque like talk with an 'r' in it "tork''"
Borque like Burke, or Berk.. anything else is just being fancy.
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Is it possible that this can continue through the night and entertain me through another shift at work? I don't believe he's still borquein the porkin
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>>549707230
you won't die of hunger for 3+ weeks as a grown adult. annoying, but not incapacitating
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They are calling their positions, and patrols and how many they are.

Time to help our lurking friend, get a clear successful run.

Also they are planning on assaulting very soon, might indicate they have found our friend. They just said "3 !and! 8" implying they were two seperate groups calling them to go home but all other units mentioned so far have been two digits.
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He'd be in the middle of the woods by now in some shitty little cabin which he would have stocked before going out and killing the cops
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>>549706645
>this guy is crazy
>inb4 'only in murica xDxDxD muh europe iz sef'
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Apparently cops are using trailers to block the road
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>>549707952
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>>549709218

They call them out on public channels too.. You could just hear the big *sigh* from the operator.
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>tfw not in position to go out in style like this balla
>tfw not enraged enough to wanna kill a person, let alone go on a spree
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>>549704962

shoops like this is one of the only reasons I still come to 4chan. just..... golden
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>we have 5 of these threads active.
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>>549709589
Are you saying I should put less butter on my toast because you have to lose weight?
What are you implying you little shit.
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>>549709734
im saying we dont need this thread
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917 Mountain Road
SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
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>>549709950
Just because you don't feel like extra butter on your bread, doesn't mean everyone else have to cut back.
You is probably one of those types that credits laws as being the main force behind low-crime rather than rationality and thus demands laws to be made so you can be handheld by your government because you are too fucking stupid to be around other people without being an obvious hazard to even concrete reinforced bunkers.
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>>549710228
inb4 some neighbour wanted to watch the cops bust down someones door
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>>549710464
Rodger that 10-4 - clear the airways
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>>549710449
>trying this hard for attention
you're a faggot
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>>549704962

>Only America has heinous psychopaths that gun down innocents

Wake up world
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>>549710228
>inb4 anons call to give tips to fuck with the cops
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>>549710540

some poor bastard is about to get swat'ed
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Bumping for pure lols!
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>>549710784

oh shit, he's hiding out with his cousin!
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inb4 hot rambo cousin
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>>549710553
No. You are simply too stupid to understand what you tried to enforce by using "we don't need this."

Nice comeback tho, it shows you are probably the sharpest spoon in the drawer;
sadly you are broken because nobody in their right mind would eat cereal with a razorblade.

Fucking garbage human.
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They read his cousins number out. Tip her off damn it!
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>>549710874
I'm there now.
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They are goin in at mount rd. and KEEL HIM.
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>>549704962
don't assume this guy is cleverly eluding the police. FLIR detects heat and if he killed himself yesterday, its not going to spot him. He might not be clever, he might be dead.
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oh man, all these phone numbers.... this is so dumb
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Buumppp
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OH
Phone numbers guides...
Hope some of you tool notes
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>>549711242
Killam
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>12465 listeners

Holy shit!
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>Perimeter set up on Mountain Road
>armored car
>come pick up some civvies who were in "the apartment"

wat wat
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cousins number
506 381 22 28
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THEY GONNA PICK UP CIVILIANSS

WOOT

COPS WANT A FUK
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Oh shit, even R2's in on this.
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506 3812228
I'll just leave this here...
Cousins number
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He's a brevik fan bitches xD
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506 4760828

a number i heard over the radio too!
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>>549704962
it's happening again.
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>>549708439
If this turns out to be why I will die laughing
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No busti'n the Justin
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If I were Justin, I would just say, "Sorry, eh." and give all of the cops a cup of Tim Horton's coffee. All would be forgiven, and all could go back to eating Canadian bacon.
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>>549714047
>Such is life in Canada
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>>549714047
>Canadian Bacon

Ham you mean
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I told you to let the Habs win.
I told you.
This is NHL's fault.
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>>549704962
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>>549710757

...Canada is still on the american continent..

You fucking mongoloid.
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wouldnt it be funny if he slaughted everyone looking for him what happens then?
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female lying and crying
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The other thread 404'd.
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>>549714571
Yeah, but you're like our hat.
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>>549714680
Justin lives a happy life eating ham and syrup.
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Requesting pic of house location
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>>549714767
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The silence is killing me!
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>>549714845
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>>549714832
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>>549714315
Peameal you mean.
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What does maple syrup taste like?

I'm from Yurop and we don't really use it over here.
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>>549714767
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>>549714898
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YELLOW CAP

COMPLY COMPLY COMPLY
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You dun goof'd, Yellow Cap
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>Two males, one with a yellow cap, heading towards the location

Is that you guys? Knock it off.
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Are police piggus describing /b/ reporters?
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two males going west on cedar towards mountain road
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>>549714832
>>549714832
hes gone already
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>>549714923
It's not bacon eitherway.
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GODDAMNIT WE HAD A LIVE REPORTER ON THE SCENE IN THE LAST THREAD

captcha: leyrig grieves
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>>549714942
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My cameraman is the guy with the yellow hat!
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Two males, one with a yellow cap not obeying police orders! Asking for permission to engage!
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backstory of this pic plz

who took it and how did he/she get so close
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>>549715053
I think the pigs are gonna grab him
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>>549715052
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>>549713153

The other bread
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>>549714829
lol but i would enjoy it if so hell elite spec ops solider when nuts and did this but wiped out their comms and slowly killed everyone which some of them could actually do, and then seeing wat the fuck they do next keep sending people to their graves??
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>>549715053
right? where he at?
>inb4 yellow cap
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>>549715083
YES YOU WHAT'S THE HIP HAP

also sharpie in pooper
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>>549715053
I'll update via police radio.

they are complaing about our /b/ tard now i think.
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Why aren't you clowns running defense for this guy?

> false calls
> sending them everywhere
> taking anything posted on this board as fact
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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/9077/web
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>>549715096
>close
>implying

have you ever heard of camera optics you fucking retarded cumdumpster?
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>>549714815

I'm not canadian.

Jesus christ you murricunts are fucking idiotic...
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>>549715083
fake and gay. pic was in old thread
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>>549715047
Its back bacon you fucktwat.
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Syrup Snake has a yellow capped accomplice!
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>>549715096
I took that.
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>>549715096
anon, he's a dead mountie, not a boob, a mounted policeman
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>>549715259
thats rude
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>>549715219
What number should I call?
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What happens when you piss of Canadian police?

In Murrica they taze or mace you, what do Canadians do?
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>>549714490
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>>549715132
It would make it damn interessting, I mean Dorner was a fucking machine, he lasted 8 days.

>also get a warning for spamming, cause it kept telling me my post wasn't sending.
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>>549715349

Ooooh boo hooo
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>>549715391
5064472760
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>>549715349
cry me a river you jizz filled gaping asshole
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>>549715417
>What happens when you piss of Canadian police?

They get shot and die by Justin Borque
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I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU MONKEY LOVING ASSHOLE.

DON'T RUIN THIS.
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Hey Europe,

Shut up.

Sincerely,
America
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> Male, 30, baseball hat, red hockey bag
> suspicious activity
> in canada

tip lil
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Another canadian is rinsing!
This day is true glory.
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>>549715504
>Mysides
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>>549715307
Too fucking thick to be proper bacon, it's basically ham you dickweasel. Everyone knows Canadian bacon is basically ham.
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>>549715552
considering the situation, anything is suspicious. you're just stupid
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>>549714928
It's just insanely sweet and kinda toffee-like.
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>>549715514

tard
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This cop in the control centre really wants to fuck that girl cop doesn't he.
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>>549715417
they slap you with a glove and apologize.
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>>549715629
he was making a joke you fucking idiot
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>>549715749
you mad faggot?
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Did they let the drones out yet ?
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date june 6th, the police have over run the country side, but some how ....

im still alive...
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>>549714571

Don't be purposefully dense.

The term "America" has long been accepted in place of "The United States".

You fucking pedant
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>>549707262
why? its legal to listen to police chatter isnt it? or are laws different in canada?
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>>549715616
You're right, it is not at all like normal bacon.

It isn't much like ham either, though.

Peamale bacon is fucking awesome with eggs.
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>>549715629

Not really, that's called panicking and hurts the efforts by raising false alarms

Please don't pleb up the thread with your arm chair defense strategy of ringing all alarm bells so the response is spread too thin.

god damn
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call 5064472760 I saw justin at the mall, eating cheese pizza, shooting cops
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>>549715718

That girl cop sounds hot.
Fuck me voice
>until you hear her say the word boooot
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>>549715417
>Die
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>>549715806
no, just pointing out something obvious that you missed, fucking moron.
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>>549715629
oh and this
>>549715749
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>>549715858
It's alright, prefer Danish bacon though. At least it's meaty.
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my phone picks up the signal quicker than the web version
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they locked up the kfc....
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>>549715919
it's obvious that it was a joke you fucking mongoloid
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I"m bored, i'm going to go not give a fuck over there
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>>549716001
To be clear peamale bacon and back bacon are different... I'm not a big fan of back bacon, but peamale bacon is fucking unreal.
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kfc is locked up.
shit is about to hit the fan, niggas
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so story?
why is this guy carrying on Dorner's legacy?
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Someone get their DJI Phantom in the air and film this shit.
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>>549716156
he believes that people should have the right to bear arms, and that if their rights are being infringed upon, they should act out violently with said arms.

However, i doubt any of his rights are being infrindged, he's probably just being a psychotic bitch.
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>>549715706
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>>549716138
You seem to be a man who knows his bacon. That's damn good.
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>>549716116
so you were pretending to be retarded? must be easy for you to get into character
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someone call in more fake reports
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>>549715231
Why is it on a super duper long delay?
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>>549704962
oh god, canada is finally unleashing its ultimate wrath
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>>549716175
This is the best idea I've ever heard
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>>549716279
Why so hostile.
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>>549711127
>you're just trying for attention
>tries his ass off for attention

shiggy diggy.
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>>549716175
Seriously, why has this not been done yet?
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>>549706218
people with the mental capacity required to manufacture, plan and set this up don't go on rampages? also govt watch lists for most of the important materials
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>>549716350
He's done pissed the mounties off
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http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/ID/2460189368/

>LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED LIVE FEED
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>>549706218
Is he even on a rampage? He's targetting RCMP.
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>mfw on my break at my overnight shift at Tim Horton's last night
>watching tv in the dining room
>three cops come in
>they ask if any updates
>answer "well there's a video"
>I show them
>mfw cop asks "why is the title of the video...maple syrup rambo?"
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>>549716672
Uh oh! He pissed off a band of faggots! Everyone run for the hills!
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>>549715834
>State absolute facts
>teach usa citizens , being their benevolent euro-overlord
>niggers get mad

hehe you'll never learn
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>>549716251

Where the fuck did he say any of that?
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>>549716807
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>>549716892
it's all over his facebook page
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Oh fuck. they have a building surrounded
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>>549716807
lmao
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>>549716251
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>>549716846
lol, you cant even defend yourselves without us, you cant even stop us from spying on your leaders, you need our help in every fucking conflict wwi ww2 and fmr yugo, .

euro is the farthest thing from an overlord, if anything it's a peasant.

You're lucky we bothered to defend you from the soviets taking you all over. nothing you have would exist without us. not even historically, but right now.
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so whats up with this guy? is he another mental case/government brainwash job or a terrorist or what
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>america doesnt have a gun problem
>second mass shooting this month
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>>549717331
1. it has a nigger problem
2. this is in canada u fucking idiot
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>>549717331
>america
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>>549717331
BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait no, you're only pretending to be retarded.
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>>549717331
> it's not a gun problem
> it's a mental health issue

Oddly enough, guns still can't fire themselves, and don't go on rampages.

> Europeans
> blaming the inanimate object
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anyone got an update on the situation ?
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chinahouse buffet is closed
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>>549716807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWhSUkb4FXk
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>>549717439
>>549717446
Do you even geography?
Fucking murican retards
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>>549717331
>>549717439
inb4 "I said America not USA"
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LOL someone lost their fucking memory near the area now at 12 Fox Wood Dr.. What the fuck!?
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>>549704962
"Lost their mind?"
"Mem-Or-Eeee"
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>Maple Syrup Rambo
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>>549717595
This is also bait.
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>>549717469
but if there were no guns then there wouldn't be shooting rampages, clearly the inanimate object should take some blame
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Please say a /b/ro "lost their memory"
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>>549717763
like the drugs did.
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I GIVE MY LIFE

NOT FOR HONOUR

BUT FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>549717763
There would be stabbing rampages instead, fagit.
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>>549717723
>implying anybody in the states know that there are other countries in America
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>>549717763
How can you blame an inanimate object?

It's inanimate. It has no will, it cannot be negligent, it cannot be brought to court.
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>>549717331

What constitutes a problem?
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>>549717884
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>>549717763
>Not addressing the recet stabbings of the two grils for slener, or the two kids trying to get icecream.
>ban knives
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>>
>road blocks
>just traffic cones
jesus canada
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BORKO - "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!"
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>>549704962
Where the fuck in canada
I will travel to these woods if close by
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>>549718146
Get memed, pigs
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>>549717967
Heard one of them got stabbed 19 times, I don't get it? Someone pretending to be slender or what?
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>turn channel to cnn/headline news
>nothing about this matter
>turn to fox news
>breaking news!
whoo!!! finally got something
>the breaking news is something that happened back in 2009
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>>549717931
he was just making a statement you fuckstick

I have no fucking clue why americans WANT to have guns ''TO PROTECT MUR FAMILY FRUM BURGLARS AND OTHER PEOPLE WIF GENZZ'' if there were no guns, nobody would be coming into your house with a gun, nobody just randomly pikcs up a gun and goes burglraring with it, american people are not retarded, just ignorant people that like to have a certain freedom, but that freedom is not reality it is all between their ears, the media only says america is the most free country in the world, while in reality america ik probably the most restricted in the world
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>>549714928
depends on the grade and type. generally what Americans call maple syrup is nothing more than flavoured corn syrup.

as for the real deal, it tastes birch syrup but sweeter.
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>>549718270
Moncton. 971 Mountain Road to be exact. Allegedly, he's hold up in a house nearby a KFC and Pizza Hut
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>>549718270
Moncton, New Brunswick
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Is the police scanner dead?
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>>549717931
i can blame clouds for rain
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>>549718270
Then what would you do? Piss your pants when you get there?
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>>549717763
there is already guns, millions of them.

Make them illegal and the criminals will have them, but regular people won't.

Mass shootings are a fraction of 1 percent of the gun deaths. The vast majority are inner city murders.

70 percent of all murders are commited by blacks, who are 12 percent of the population.

The situation where you live probably doesn't apply here.
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>>549717312
Anti feminist like roge and byebyebreivik
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>>549718320
some stupid kids wanted to be proxies for slender. stabbed their friend at the park, drug her to the woods. wounded friend crawled out of the woods and a bicyclist called the police. they picked up the two girls going to the woods where they thought slender lived.
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crossbow confirmed
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>>549718607
will need sauce
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>>549709141
nah american psychos just kill children and women.
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They dont talk about it on the radio anymore.
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>>549704962
>?http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/9077/web
>???why is it so staticy?
>???what is habbening?
>???anyone else got any sounds on teh radio?
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>>549718607
Sauce?
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>>549718940
i get sounds, but sometimes the exact same message twice, so idk
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1337057/
seriously no one made the connection
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Maple Rambo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AECt7SvQtK
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>>549718607
There is a bad need of the sauce in that thread.
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>>549719150
Maybe bc he is only killing cops you stupid gook
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>>549710757
that picture. sides errupted.
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>>549719317
hey thats faggot gook to you
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>>549714490
ha
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>>549719516

fuck me, that escalated quickly...
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He's out of the perimeter now. Could be anywhere, it's a full-on escape.

Dorner getting out-done by a little white boy from rural Canada.
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>>549719637
sup brah! hows it-

GLUKGLUKGLUK GLUK SLAP SLAP UNNNHN
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>inb4 bombs in the apt building the cops are about to raid.
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>>549719730

LOL
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>>549718528
And they stabbed the girl like 19 times or some shit.

Fucking braindead kids. Hurr dur slenderman is life. Slenderman is love.

I'd be okay with both of those 12 yr olds dying.
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>>549720070
What rustles my jimmies about that is this:
>???they are being tried as adults
>???yet if they were to have sex with me I would be charged because they weren't "mature enough to consent"
>???but they are being tried as ADULTS
>???therefor 12 year old girls could/should be able to suck my penis and take it in their little poopers
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>>549720705
Pastor Paul?
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lol "at uh..Arby'syou said"....."uh...the RV dealership"
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>>549720705
glad to see you're keep the priorities in check buddy
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>>549720705
that undeniable logic though !

thulbs up for little poopers !
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SOMONE TLDR ABOUT THE SITUATION
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>>549705141
annnnnd there it is
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>>549720846
Nope I'm Reverend Ruddy.
>>549720860
>???Thanks buddy!

But in all seriousness, 12 year olds should be able to fuck legally if they can kill people and be tried as adults, am I rite? I just want some tight pussy. Nothign wrong with that.
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>>549720995
thumbs up for tight pussy !
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>>549720904
>thulbs up for little poopers !

ALL HAIL LITTLE POOPERS!
ALL HAIL THE RIGHT TO FUCK 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS ASSHOLES!
ALL HAIL!? ALL HAIL!
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>>549721106
I like you anon.
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>>549721106
>>549721106
>>549721106
>>549721106
>that girl is HAWT~!@ GOD DAMN MAN
I wasn't going to fap today, but I fucking might now... UGH!
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>>549721197
I meant the anon above you. But I like you too.
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>>549719730
fuck i laughed so hard
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>>549721278
might be a little cp though, not sure of source
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>>549721434
Those piercings say otherwise
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>>549721434
Pft, not even dude, clearly she is 18+
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>>549721525
what if it's european?
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>>549721565
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>>549714928

Like liquid courage.
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Wait did Dorner come back?
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>>549716257
I'm sorry, Im sorry.
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Monctonfag here, can confirm entire town has been shut down for the time being
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>>549722105
Yes and he's a rural white boy from Canada now.
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>>549707606
If you pronounced it the french way it would be Boorkuh
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"DUHH LET LIMIT DUH RADIO CAHTTER"

Faggots.
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>>549722465
Well michael jackson used to be that black and he needed to hide so why not?
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Their Sgt just got so pissed
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>>549722498
that's what everyone in new mexico calls albuquerque
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>>549722817
lol call him at the command tent
5064472760
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In the 1930s it took them a month and half to catch the Mad Trapper.

But the Mounties always get their man.

mfw nobody's said that phrase yet.
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>>549705571
They will be be dead balls once the shootout happens.
He will likely kiss the business end of the Mossberg and an hero like a bitch.
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>>549722379
post pics
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>>549722379
been wondering about that "shut down" bullshit
what happens if someone just walks to the store giving no fucks?
canadafag here and srsly not having this bullshit police-rule bullshity shitshit
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>that feel when waiting for something to happen
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>>549723227
I'm surprised they haven't caught him by now. He must really know what he's doing, doesn't sound like your typical shooter.
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>>549723001
>be me, a Canada fag
>Canada fags are subject to Canada fag prosocutors
>no
Inb4 pussy
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You know it's been a good 2 hours since they revealed his whereabouts. Fucking bust him already you soft mountie cunts.
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