>be 16 >11th grade >pretty much your typical betafag

>from a distance she seems absolutely gorgeous
>blonde hair
>she’s wearing a pink shirt that accentuates the curve of her breasts
>skinny jeans and you can tell from a distance she has a tight ass (but not too big which is how I like it)
>she sees her parents waving and looks over towards me
>instantly feel my heart rate skyrocket
>when I get an adrenaline rush my hands tingle
>my hands tingle
>my beta nature causes me to turn my head quickly and scuttle inside
>as I walk in the door my mind is racing with the thought that this jewel of a girl is gonna be living next door to me
>luckily the window in my bedroom faces their house
>I run upstairs to my room

>my blinds are closed
>peeking out through the small hole that the strand of the blinds runs through
>she’s still out there talking to her parents
>after a minute she goes inside
>I spend several hours fantasizing about our life together
>few hours later
>getting dark but its still kind of light outside
>im still in my room, don’t remember what I was doing
>hear doorbell ring
>again my hands tingle
>I get anxious whenever the doorbell rings (im sure you know that feel)
>hear mom downstairs walking towards the door
>hear her open the door

>hear muffled voices talking for a minute or two
>all of a sudden I hear my mother’s voice booming up from downstairs
>”anonnnnn!”
>jesus Christ mom could you be any more embarrassing
>go downstairs
>I already know who’s at the door, im just denying it in my mind
>turn the corner of the stairs
>facing front door
>the family that just moved in nextdoor is standing just inside our doorway
>instantly my eyes swing to the girl

Bumping for potential.

>good lord
>she’s even better looking up close
>straight up sexy
>bright blue eyes
>nice full lips (you could say dsl’s)
>she’s smiling showing her str8 white teeth
>like I said before she had some nice full breasts, surely a c cup
>dat slim waist
>still wearing same clothes as earlier
>I have never been this nervous in my life
>my mom says “anon this is the family that just moved in next door”
>introduces me to the mom and dad, don’t pay attention to what their names are
>shake their hands but don’t say anything
>then my mom says “and this is allie”

>look into her eyes
>she’s emmanating beauty itself
>she reaches out her hand to shake mine like her parents
>reach out my right hand and grab hers
>never has anyone in history had softer hands than these
>she says “hi anon”
>I say “h-hi” and my voice cracks
>she giggles
>I feel like a turd
>let go of her hand
>im never wiping with my right hand again
>my mom says “they just moved to the area from out of state and allie doesn’t know anyone who lives here”
>”do you think you could hang out with her so that she could have a friend?”

are people reading this or should i just try again later?

>>549621057
Continue
> inb4 all stupid shit I wanna fap

>>549621057
>are people reading this or should i just try again later?
If we're bumping, we're reading.

>>549621057
Im reading anon

>look over at her for a split second
>she’s obviously as embarrassed by this exchange as I am
>this moment belongs in a betacringe thread
>somehow I manage to say “yeah sure”
>my mom says “ok great why don’t you come over tomorrow allie so that you can get to know anon better”
>she smiles and says “ok”
>our parents make small talk for a few minutes while allie and I stand in the background of the convo
>don’t want to look at her out of fear that she’ll think im a creep
>her beauty beckons me to do it anyways
>glance over at her
>good lord she’s looking at me
>she smiles
>I look away like the beta I am

>>549620121
>>I spend several hours fantasizing about our life together
kek

>>549621341
glad im not the only one who kek'd.

>finally they are leaving
>as they leave allie looks at me and says “see you tomorrow anon!”
>mumble “see ya”
>they walk back next door
>I go back up to my room
>have no fucking clue what im going to do tomorrow
>can’t introduce her to my friends or she would definitely think im a gigantic faggot
>spend all night stressing
>get maybe 3 hours of sleep
>bonered the fuck up half the time im thinking about her
>next day im in my room looking out window to see if allie is coming over
>after two hours of this I see her walk out of her front door
>its maybe 2:30 in the afternoon
>she’s walking towards my house

>sure enough the doorbell rings a few moments later
>once again my mom answers the door
>”anonnnnnn! Allie’s here!”
>god damn it mom
>go downstairs
>see allie
>she’s wearing some short purple cotton shorts and a yellow spaghetti strap
>can see her bra strap
>she’s easily one of the hottest girls ive seen irl
>she smiles and says “hey anon”
>I smile back but I can’t say anything, too nervous
>still have no fucking clue what we’re gonna do that day
>praying that she has something in mind
>my mom says “good, now you two can get to know each other better”
>whatever mom

>>549621559
You stare out your window for two hours?

w8ing for a decent fap and then dinosaur

>my mom suggests that we go hang out on our back porch
>brilliant idea, mother
>we’re sitting on the back porch
>mom is shutting the door behind us
>just before it closes all the way she says “oh by the way anon, your father and I wont be here tonight, we’re going to your grandparent’s house”
>they live about 5 hours away
>no ‘rents 2nite dude sweet
>my house faces some woods that are behind our house
>we sit down in these patio chairs that are around a glass table
>kind of warm outside, sun is beating down on us
>just before it would get awkward she says “so anon school just got out here right?”
>I say “yeah yesterday”
>she says “last week was our last week”
>I ask her where she moved from

>>549619562
more of this girl please

>You stare out your window for two hours?

Top kek mate, top kek

>>549622114
i think i can see where this is going

>we start having an actual conversation
>can’t believe im talking to a girl this fine
>we spend maybe a half hour talking
>its getting kind of hot out there
>allie says “wow its hot here huh?”
>the heat makes me think of a river that’s near our house out in the woods a bit
>just in passing I say “yeah there’s a river out in those woods”
>her eyes light up
>she jumps up and says “really?”
>I say “yeah”
>she tugs on my arm and says “lets go”
>okthen.jpg
>we start walking into the woods

>>549622406
>inb4 shrek appears
Pls let shrek appear, I'll cum instantly.

Oh yes, I like where this is going...

You can hardly hold a conversation better yet anything good enough to wait for.. abondand thread people nothing to see here.

>>549622406
>we start walking into the woods
>walking into the woods
>into the woods
>the woods
I see where this is going

>>549622559
>abondand
speak for yourself filthy casual

>>549622531
lmao

>as we’re walking I realize I have no idea where the river is
>only ever heard about it
>never seen it for myself
>just keep walking straight
>hoping hard that we’ll run into it
>gonna look like a retard when we walk through the woods for an hour for nothing
>been walking for maybe 15 minutes
>still making small talk with allie
>by some fucking act of god we see the river in the distance
>as we get up closer to it I realize its fucking huge
>I had pictured maybe a 3 foot wide thing
>this fucker is like 12 feet wide
>the water is pretty clear too
>water is flowing fairly slow too

>>549622406
bump

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>>549622406
More story per post please. There are 2000 characters allowed, man.

>>549622406
Lurking, keep going.

Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape...Please start rape now....

>>549622406
inb4 smooth criminal

>Allie are you ok

>>549619562
OP that girl makes me harder then diamonds, moar plz

>>549622815
>are you ok allie?

>>549622815
Isnt it usually Annie?

F5ing so hard

inb4 Allie drowns in the river

>allie says “damn anon this river is beautiful”
>I say “yeah it is”
>look over at her
>she had started to sweat on the walk through the woods
>I had too
>pretty fuckin hot outside
>she looks at me
>says “have you ever gone swimming in it before?”
>tell her “nope”
>she flashes a grin and says “well we’re gonna today”
>she kneels down
>starts undoing her sandals (they were those gladiator shits)
>I guess we’re going swimming
>start untying my shoes
>not sure if I take off my shirt or what

Fucking loner faggots commenting n shit....

hurry up op... i have a political science final soon....

i tried to read this and got bored.
you had a hook but reel em in faster next time.

>inb4 loch ness monster

>>549622956
lochness lochness lochness

>>549622531
I will be surprised if no Shrek

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>>549622897
shhhhh

>>549622956
could you please slow down, OP
you aren't typing slow enough.
I love waiting ages to hear dumb stories

>she leaves hers on
>decide to pick myself up by the balls and take my shirt off
>allie dips her toes in the water
>she says its cool but feels nice
>she slowly slides into the water
>watch her curvaceous body glide like a nymph into the river
>she turns around and looks at me
>I lower myself in
>dat cold water on my ballsack
>get used to the temperature after a moment
>the water feels really nice on this hot day
>bottom of river is mushy on my feet
>allie dips her head under the water
>comes back up
>her skin is glistening
>her hair is wet

in before sasquatch

>>549623008
The only thing you need to know about politics is that black people can't run the country. There, now STFU.

you can type more than 5 lines at a time OP

>>549623186
>inb4 Hit the road jack

keep going

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>>549623186
>dat cold water on my ballsack
10/10

>she wipes the water from her eyes
>stands up
>the water line is just below her tits
>her shirt has become transparent in getting wet
>can’t help but glance at her tits
>its unavoidable when they’re being accentuated like that
>split second glance
>can see her bra showing through
>look back up at her quickly
>she was still wiping water from her eyes
>not sure if she saw me
>she gives me a sly grin
>shit she saw me
>she says “this water feels nice huh?”
>I say “yeah its perfect”
>she says “good thing you mentioned this stream”
>ducks her head back under
>when she resurfaces she’s closer to me
>maybe a foot away
>breasts even closer than that
>she’s looking into my eyes
>I look into hers for a moment then look down at her lips
>like I said before, dsl
>lips so full

if this turns out well some one better catalog this shit

>inb4 tree fiddy

Did you fuck her, OP?

>>549622956
I swear to ever loving Jesus if you dinosaur on me I'll cum anyway or die trying.

>imagining how soft they must feel
>snap out of it and look back up at her
>she’s smiling at me
>jesus Christ she’s sexy as hell
>im getting nervous again
>neither of us is saying anything
>she steps closer to me
>she’s really close now
>all up in my personal space
>holy fucking shit
>at that moment I feel a tickle in my nose
>sneeze hard twice in a row
>luckily snot didn’t shoot out
>look back up
>allie smiles and laughs softly
>she dips her head back under the water
>watch her swim away from me
>god damn it
>we frolic in the water for a while
>eventually our hands start to prune up
>been in the water for like an hour and a half or something
>we both decide its time to head back
>walk back through woods for 15 minutes
>both our clothes are soaked
>still hot outside

>>549623197
kek

Keep this thread alive, It makes me happy seeing betas get somewhat of a relationship with an attractive female

>>549623572
OP don't let us down please T,T

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F5 F5 F5

>>549623572
You're fucking with us

test

>>549623572
>being this beta

>>549623197
if you were wrong mate, id tell you. however youre right and i bet my ass everyone including my professor would agree

>>549623495
I second this

>inb4 bel aire

>we get back to behind my house
>tell her “ok im gonna go take a shower”
>she says “yeah me too”
>”actually would it be ok if I showered at your house? I’ve seen my parents so much over the last few days im tired of being around them.”
>tell her “yeah I guess that’s fine”
>just remembered that my parents are gone for the night
>we go inside my house
>I show her where the master bathroom is so she can shower in there
>give her a towel
>she says “thanks anon” and flashes me a big smile
>say “you’re welcome”
>go upstairs to my own bathroom
>strip down
>leave my wet clothes on the tile floor
>turn on the shower
>it’s a tub/shower thing like in most bathrooms
>wait until the water gets warm
>get in

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Moar, op.

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inb4 walk the dinosaur
go on OP...

>>549623726
You know damn well your a fucking loner faggot too.

I swear, there are only good stories if I want to go to sleep

>>549623572
OP you can't do this to us

>>549622956
>gladiator shits
Came

>>549623949
Is this the part where you fap and are not able to get it up anymore?

Fucking hell OP I have hopes, don't bring me down.

>>549623103
shrek is love

>>549623949

>>say “you’re welcome”

you are a literary genius

>>549623974
I have the exact same problem right fucking now
it's 5 am here

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>>549623949
well, we're waiting...

>>549623973
I actually have had my current gf for like 9ish 10ish months now, but yeah I have a little beta ness in me, but I can push that shit aside and make a move.

Op is a slow fucker today.

>>549623961
Summer is upon us

OP cmon nigg. dont nogg us

>>549624190
its only 10, but I have to be up at five

>>549624265
that's nice, dear

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its 4:06 am been up reading this. ..domt let me down

>so soothing to feel the warm water on my skin
>be in shower for maybe 3 minutes
>about to start washing my nutz
>hear bathroom door click open
>what the fuck
>hands tingle again
>no fucking way is this happening
>I say “hello?”
>see a hand pull the shower curtain back
>its allie
>holyfuck
>she pokes her head in
>im naked
>turn away from her to cover myself
>she giggles and starts to get into the shower with me
>I stutter out “a-a-allie what are you doing?”
>she softly says “relax anon its alright”
>as she steps in I notice she’s still wearing her clothes
>she gets in under the water
>I turn around to face her
>feel awkward covering my dick with my hands but would feel awkward just letting it hang out too
>she looks down and sees me covering myself
>puts her hands on my wrists
>pulls my hands away
>my dick flops down
>growing at an accelerated rate

>>549624262
Not really

This is going absolutely nowhere

>>549623949
>anon the showers broke can i come shower with you

i bet it

>>549623949
wait
ain't this prewritten

>>549622531
>inb4 shrek appears
shrek has already appeared
shrek is allie

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>>549624386

>>549624463
15$ she just steps in

>>549624386
Slow ride
Take it easy

>>549624406
Slow as in can't write more than 20 lines. 2000 letter limit, can do one long post, but I'm just saying

>>549624463
so fuckin close lel

>>549624383
>via 9gag.com

>Growing at an accelerated rate

Lol'd

>>549624386
Slut.

>>549623949
> Hear a massive fart in the shower
> dafuq
> She starts screaming
> Run into bathroom
> She opens the curtains
> Smiles and shows her crooked teeth
> Wipes her hair back revealing green tube ears
> Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
> Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
> She grabs me by the waste
> "It's all ogre now"
> Rapes me repeatedly in the butt
> "Shrek'd"
> Finally escape shrek's grasp and run back to my room
> Open the door
> Get on the floor
>Everybody Walk the Dinosaur

>>549624386
Oh you cruel fucker

don't let us down like this

>>549624386
>my dick flops down
>growing at an accelerated rate
Same her buddy, now hurry the fuck up

>>549624528
>Inb4 he realizes he's in the shower with shrek

>>549624562
I see

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>>549624386

>>549624632
>Crying

>>549624632
8/10
This was *almost* better than OP's story.
But OP's story is for once a little interesting.

>>549624632
10/10

>she looks back up at me
>takes a step in towards me
>wraps her arms around my neck
>feel her tits lightly against my chest
>she gazes into my eyes
>then starts to move her lips towards mine
>never kissed a girl before
>have no idea what to do
>feel her lips press into mine
>so incredibly soft
>close my eyes
>im lost in the sensation
>we start kissing under the running water
>can’t believe this is happening
>feels like a dream
>hope im kissing her right
>place my hands on her sides
>she’s still wearing her clothes
>she pulls away from our kiss
>stares into my eyes for a moment
>reaches down and pulls her shirt off over her head

>>549622114
why would parents leav 16 year old alone to home when no school?

>>549624632
Even though you're not OP, I still came! thx bro

>>549624741
It's not op idyat

>>549624741
check id

>>549619562
Is that cord going up her butt?

>>549624817
>>549624818
Yeah ik, Still crying

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>>549624632
kek, OP has a lot to live up to now..

>>549624770
wat

>>549624849
How else is she gonna power here curling iron?

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>>549624386

>>549624849
it most definitely is

>>549624632
God Fucking damn it

>>549624770
hurry up faggot

>>549624791 my parents used to always leave me at home when I had bitches over

shit sometimes they'd leave for me

>>549624930
*her
fuck I'm tired

>>549624983
Not op... Lost boner though

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>>549624632
>> She grabs me by the waste
>> "It's all ogre now"
>> Rapes me repeatedly in the butt
>> "Shrek'd"

>throws it up out of the shower
>hear it flop down against the tile floor outside the shower
>she’s standing in front of me in a bra and her shorts
>she reaches behind her back to undo her bra
>slides her bra off
>her tits fall out
>they’re perfect teen tits
>round
>perfect size nipples
>can’t help but put my hands on them
>raise my hands up and grasp them
>dear lord I’m in heaven
>she presses her hands against mine into her breast
>hear her take a quick sharp breath
>she moves back in quickly and kisses me again
>harder this time
>boner is harder than a really hard boner
>feel her tongue start sliding into my mouth against mine
>my hands tingle again
>almost unconsciously I reach down and start to slide her shorts down
>she takes over and slides them down around her ankles and kicks them off
>look down
>she’s in her panties

>>549624791

Because mom is tired of her beta son and wants to see him get laid in hopes that he will become normal before college.

Am a father, would do the same.

>>549624583
/b/ro we just gotta accept that niggers are a curious bunch... also how else will they steal all the oc.

>>549624770
come on faggot... continue your story

>>549625173
>Harder than a really hard boner
Oh please, do go on.

>>549625303
It's harder than the hardest metal known to man, diamond.

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>>549625185
Kek

sounds like your parents hired a call girl for you

OP should write novels. Fukker has me hooked. Tell me she jumps in the shower with ya bro.

oh op, please troll all of us

The longer the post gets the more bullshit it seems.

>>549625378
>metal
>diamond

>>549625545
Per this

>they’re bright green
>she looks up into my eyes
>dat look
>slides her panties off looking at me the whole time
>as she slides them down her hand brushes against my dick
>it jumps at her touch
>she kicks her panties off
>starts making out with me again
>as we make out I feel her hand around my cock
>she starts stroking it extremely lightly
>feels 1000x better than jacking off
>still suspect im dreaming
>she starts kissing me even harder
>making out passionately
>after a few minutes of this she whispers into my ear
>“anon sit down”
>I obey
>sit down against the back wall of the tub
>its cold as shit against my back but I quickly forget
>she lowers herself down on top of me
>straddles me
>sits down against me with her pussy against my cock
>holy shit I can feel how warm it is

>>549625559
FAQ
Says so, m80.

>>549625545
yeah
unfortunately

>Wait, anon
>She becomes Shrek
>Shrek rapes me for a month
>Its all ogre now
>Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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>>549625173
>boner is harder than a really hard boner

>>549625559
>being this much of a newfag

>>549625173
>>549619562
lurking this whole time, can't post on comp cause b&

>be OP
>beta fag kissless virgin
>9/10 or whatever "moves in"
So you're telling me that this is 100% fucking real, that you experienced every teenagers dream of having a hot neighbor move in next to you?

and that you fucked her within 24 hours of her being there?

and that somehow your parents were "gone for the night"...

4/10 OP nice try, good story, but I'm not buying it.

>>549625559
>>549625559
>implying I'm wrong

>>549625559
I find myself confused by you sir

>>549625173
>dat cold water on my ballsack
>Growing at an accelerated rate
>boner is harder than a really hard boner
I'm dying OP 30/10

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>>549625378
Damn it Marie

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Moar!

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>>549624632
This newfag has no idea what an ID is does he.

>>549625559
>this
>new

>>549625718
oh look at Einstein here

>>549621957
KEK
Op, whats your deal, shes a hot chick? I know what its like for that age and whatnot, but dont stare out your window for 2 hours, waiting to see her. Thats weird emkay.

>>549625757
M-Minerals?

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>>549625718
Shut the fuck up!

>>549625641
>Bright Green
Shit man, that's my fetish.

fuck OP post more

>>549623375

>>when she resurfaces she’s closer to me
>>maybe a foot away
>>breasts even closer than that

kek

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>>549625641
top kek m8

>>549625718
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>549625882
Maybe, just maybe, he was joking

>>549625708
Top percentage of hard boners

>>549625641
>>holy shit I can feel how warm it is

oh shit i just fucking jizzed everywhere

>>549625984
seconded

>>549625882
I just want to die

Why would you cause so much pain in my head

>>549625718
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

0/10 if real
3/10 if b8 due to my reply

>start making out again
>her hands go past my neck against the back rim of the tub
>shower getting very steamy
>she pulls away from my lips
>look down at my cock/her pussy
>first time I’ve seen her pussy
>its completely bald
>pussy lips are really thin
>this girl is perfect
>look back up
>she’s looking into my eyes intently
>takes her left hand off the back rim of the tub
>reaches down and takes my cock
>raises herself up a bit
>points my cock straight up
>couldn’t put my attention anywhere else for anything
>starts to lower herself down around my cock
>feel the tip come into contact with her (basically nonexistent) pussy lips
>look up at her
>she’s biting her lower lip

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Holy shit, I went to high school with OP's chick. Her nudes were legendary; didn't realize they got this spread around. Yearbook pic for proof.

>>549624583
kek

>>549625984
I want to suck your balls.

I can't belive I got drawn into this story... if only it were all true... I probably would have tried "pretending to be confident" and fucked this whole situation up if it ever happened to me.

>>549619867
>when I get an adrenaline rush my hands tingle
>my hands tingle
Cringed so hard. Learn to write stories

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>>549625882
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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>>549625745

>>549625882
Omg I thought that was OP

>>549625718
i hope they ban youre shitty prepaid motorola too

>>549625984
ITT: Fools.

>>549626140
can't w8 for the deb8

>>549626052
Thirded

>>549623572

> sneeze hard twice in a row

Allergic to poontang OP?

>>549625882
>calling someone a newfag
>is a newfag

>>549626064
He found the pictures on the internet, try reverse search it. Hundreds of results.

>>549625930

That's a preference, not a fetish newfaggot.

>>549626064
that's a nasty case of sunburn there.

>>549626139
you didn't even get to the part where he has a boner harder than a really hard boner

>>549626064
Do you have more? Was her name allie?

>>549625882
yeah that fucking faggot newfag summerfag fuck him and his fucking faggot newfag summerfag shrek story

>>549626060
>basically nonexistent
>basically

Elaborate nigger wtf

Dis OP. Fucking thinks he is Charles Dicken's or some shit. Get to the fucking punch line nigga.

>notice the curvature of her breasts peripherally
>she lowers herself down a little lower
>the tip starts to slide into her pussy
>gets almost an inch in
>really tight and really warm
>clench my hands from the pleasure
>didn’t think it would feel this good
>she breathes heavily once
>raises back up off my cock
>shes too tight, needs to be entered slowly
>smiles at me and tries again
>again my tip slides into her
>gets a little further in this time
>damn this feels incredible
>again she pulls back off
>puts my cock back down and sits her pussy against it again
>we make out for a few more minutes like this
>she grinds her pussy against my cock a few times
>then we try again
and yeah girl in op isn't her its a pic i found on the internet that somewhat approximates allie
cont...

>>549626421
Lawl, this idiot doesn't even know how to sage-troll. ITS CALLED HEAVEN YOU RETARD

>>549626316
>>>>>>calling an oldfag a new fag
>><><><>fagtnew
>newts and fags
>>>frog cigaretttes

>>549626438
I was going to ask the same thing

>>549625882
Haha you fucking dumbass

>>549626421
>>549626421
kek'd hard when i saw your ID

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>>549626386
god please!!!!!

>>549626064
>bright green eyes
Those blue eyes don't quite look green anon

>>549626514
finish please, kind sir, I need to sleep.

Most likely this is just a cop off some erotic story website with som b lingo alterations. OP is a fag who took the time to put all the dam carrots and space it out. but many points for drawing someone as sophisiticated as me into this thread

Story fail. Not one single midget or monkey was mentioned in this thread. You suck.

>>549626304
I sometimes sneeze multiple times in a row when I think about my female acquaintances sexually. I'm not even a virgin; it's just something that's always happened to me.

>>549626316
>calling someone a newfag
>is a newfag
>newfag calling newfag newfag
>newfag calling the newfag that's calling the newfag newfag

ITT: newfags

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>>549625173
continue..

>>549626781
something in your brain is miswired lol

This thread makes me regret my entire childhood

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>>549626760

>>549621057
Reading and if this is a Bel aire or dinosaur story I'll be pissed

>she grabs my cock again
>points it up
>the tip slides in a little easier this time
>she slowly goes lower and lower
>my cock is getting deeper and deeper
>her face is contorting
>I can’t help but to put my hands on her thighs tightly
>we look at each other
>she’s making a ridiculous face from the sensation
>can’t help it and start laughing
>she laughs too
>must have known she looked ridiculous
>keeps slowly sliding down
>she gets all the way down on my cock (im not huge)
>tfw your dick is burrowed all the way in a pussy
>its throbbing inside her
>she leans down and kisses me slow but hard
>just resting inside her
>her pussy against my crotch
>her ass against my thighs
>make out like this for a minute
>god her lips feel amazing against mine
>she starts sliding up and down very slowly
>I can tell im not gonna last very long

>>549626781
You have erectile tissue in your nose. No joke, that's why.

>>549626139
Are you joking? I really love how this is written.

>>549625930

>not getting the joke

Sorry for autistic sideways picture, iPhone fucked up and I'm posting on mobile. Her name is not Allie, sorry.

And I know for a fact my girl is the same as OP's.

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>>549626781
Me too usually when i think about a fettish

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OP pls

>>549627118
me too

>>549625559
For the love of god nobody post the pic

>>549626965
Jesus OP must have wasted so much fucking water at this point

>>549625984
agreed

>she’s still making out with me while she’s riding me
>hear her moan very softly
>feel the vibration in my mouth
>she starts riding me a little faster
>still not going very fast
>agonizingly slow but still the best feeling
>she pulls away from kissing me
>we look at each other
>can’t believe she’s so sexy
>like a little fragment of divinity that descended to my depths
>she grabs my hand
>presses it hard against her breast
>starts breathing heavier
>she leans in and starts kissing my neck
>still not riding me very fast
>still feels fucking incredible
>she pulls up from my neck and we’re making out again
>only this time she’s really intense about it
>moaning and kissing me deeply
>presses her body down against mine
>then she starts riding me faster
>going at maybe a medium pace, still not fast
>I can’t handle her like this

>>549626968
What does that even mean? How does that even happen if it's legit?

need porn link similar to story

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>>549625559

Chile pleez
This isnt even a dude
Op is a 14 year old manatee

>>549626514

>shes too tight
>fucks betafag day after she moves into house next door

yes, i'm sure you went on to have a happy fulfilling relationship and she never fucked another guy

This better be worth it, OP.

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>>549625882

>>549621559
>bonered the fuck up
Ausfag here, what the fuck.

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What would happen?

>>549627454
you're losing me OP, hurry the fuck up.

Hurry the fuck up op you're givin me blue balls man

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>>549625559

don't you dumbfucks dare to 'enlighten' me
I've been lurking enough

>>549627194
Same

came

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>>549627236
We are not alone brother

>>549627748
Apparently not

Wait wait wait, Allie has sex with OP, whom she has known for about a day, and she doesn't care about condoms? She might be on the pill, but OP could have an STD - I refuse to believe that OP is so beta that he already confessed that he's a virgin at this point

>try to pull my face away from hers
>her face follows and keeps kissing me
>hand is still on her breast
>push her away
>finally she breaks off our kiss
>I say “allie im gonna cum”
>she smiles wide and says “oh yeah?”
>keeps riding me
>try to push her off me
>she's looking straight into my eyes
>shakes her head as if to say “no” while she’s still smiling
>this makes my back arch up
>couldn’t look away if I tried
>I take a deep breath as I feel myself about to cum
>she’s smiling so sexily
>my legs start shaking
>my cock busts inside her pussy
>she must have felt it because she moaned loud exactly when it happened
>still looking into her eyes
>she’s still smiling and almost laughing
>straining to keep my composure
>she keeps sliding up and down on my cock as im cumming
>runs her hands through my hair
>her arms are inadvertently squishing her boobs together
>damn this bitch fine

>>549625559
fucking spring.

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>>549627454
faster OP my boners dying

>inb4 Barnie

>like a little fragment of divinity that descended to my depths
Need an English teacher for this one

i think i might go fuck my ass hole wife. so tired of fucking her but will imagine it's allie.

>>549627574
that is exactly what I was thinking hahaha. 16 year old pussy still shouldn't have too many miles on it, I had a 16 year old GF once when I was like 19 and her pussy was heaven even though she was a whore too. Fuck she made my dick bleed once it was so tight. I am pretty well endowed though the only reason she dated me probably.

OP's not gonna finish the story and we're all gonna be blue balled.

>>549627673
diamonds harder than a boner that is harder than a really hard boner

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>>549627531
thank you for lecturing me le mr captain goodguy obvious

>>549627858

allie is a huge slut

>>549621057
GO ON

>>549627494
Erectile tissue. Like the kind that's in your dick or in a girls clit. When you get aroused or are lying, your nose will itch/you'll sneeze because the tissue umphs up, i.e. becomes erect. It's legit, dude. Google it.

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>>549627565

>>549627987
>tfw you will never know this feel

life is suffering

She's gonna die at the end. I've seen this one before. The book was better.

>>549626781
io9
(dot)
com/5877094/how-sunlight-sex-and-sneezes-are-all-connected

it's to do with a genetic mutation that affects the parasympathetic nervous system and trigeminal nerve.

>she starts laughing like a mad person
>she takes of her mask and reveals herself
>a really ugly girl
>haha, you impregnated me
>joke's on OP

>>549628035
>allie is a huge slut

do you think girls like this actually exist in real life, who fuck betas? and a beta who can control his mouth enough not to fuck it up ? i hate how i suck with girls... mannn

>>549628189
lol'

>>549628189
Turns out girl had bad timing
Not pregnant at all
OP still got laid

>we’re both breathing hard
>she’s still riding me but my dick is too sensitive
>I forcefully lift her off me
>my cock flops out against my body
>my cum drips out of her pussy
>flows down the drain
>we both look at each other for a moment
>I take in her essence
>after a moment she kisses me once
>we both stand up
>she says she needs to get back to her house before her parents start to worry
>sad 2 see u go bby
>we shower for a few minutes
>I wash her body
>dat tit wash action
>we get out of the shower
>dry each other off
>she puts her wet clothes back on
>goes back next door
>lament her departure
>she didn’t know anyone here that summer
>except me
>nobody has ever had more fun in a single summer than me

>>549628121
Ah good I'm not the only one that thought of this when he brought up the river

>>549627917
so does this conclude the whole thing?!

>>549628242
A lot of sluts around where I live. One of them had sex with some guy who was meh looking, and didnt talk to people.

is this the end

>>549628242

there are like 3.5 billion women on the planet, so chances are yes

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>>549628324
Pretty much an identical thing happened to me.

>be 34
>5'2
>outside one day, on the bus
>see total 9/10, brown hair, cute face
>with this older woman who looks about 40
>the 9/10 catches me staring, I swear she smiles after turning away to look out the window
>thoughts start racing as I look at the back of her head
>start sweating, little bit of pre cum, nothing that shows through my pants though
>tired of being beta, work myself up into alpha mindset.
>I make the preparations - write my number on a stiff tissue, ensure erection is safely secured under belt, quickly eat a mint
>walk straight over to the 9/10, make sure to look her in the eye, wide smile
>say "hi there, you look so beautiful, I'm anon. here's my number, call me if you want to have some fun and take this to the next level"
>try to hand her my number
>that 40yr old woman with her gives me the dirtiest look, and snatches my number away before the 9/10 can take it
>suprised, I say "w-why did you do this?" to the 40yr old
>she just says "Get away from my daughter, now"
>I mutter back, "but I was only..."
>she interrupts and angrily spits "she's 11 years old, what the hell were you thinking? If you don't leave us alone now I'll call the police and tell the driver to keep you here"
>I'm literally stunned
>whatacockblockingbitch.mp4
>I feel my cheeks turning red
>I silently move back to my seat, the whole bus is looking at me now
>spend the rest of the bus ride looking at the floor, thinking how great my life with the 9/10 could have been

Feelsbadman

>>549628324
>WORST END
kill yourself

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>>549628324
>summerfag

Lost me OP;too fucking long with your dramatic reenactment.

>>549628324
Is that it?

Pls moar

>>549628095
No dude I heard it was from your dick being over active and taking away from blood that should be circulating in your head

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>>549628439
>>549628474
yes. the end

>>549628324
>And it was the best summer ever
Really? REALLY?! All that draw-out, and this is the best pay-off you've got for us?! Goddamnit OP.

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>>549628507

>>549628591
i belive this story is true op

>>549628591
Faggot tell us one of your wanking stories, bet you got loads of them you virgin cunt

>>549628242
Girls will fuck betas. If the beta actually tries. This story is fake as fuck because the girl would not follow him into the shower. I've never heard of or had a girl be the one to initiate.

>>549628591
Just as we edge onto the bump limit. Perfect timing OP.

>>549628507
I... don't think I even have a response to that...

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>>549627917

again, to clarify, girl in op is not allie. was just a girl that reminds me of her a little.

>>549628324
Did you ever fuck her again? Lets hear another "story" l.p.. see If uou can muster one

>>549623197
hahahaha
Captcha> 4201

>>549628591
so what is that supposed to be the girl . are you claiming this is real!? cmmooonnn