Crazy bitches thread? Fresh OC

>>549457306
Bet she fucks like a tiger

>>549457306
Wife her OP

I bet she poke holes in condoms and hell naw crazy is a deal breaker for me

Fuckin love frilly wedding dresses.

I wish it could become some fad for them to be casual wear.

Damn.

>>549457306
Post more of her

>>549458123
This. Make with the pics OP

>>549457306

She actually seems pretty cool

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>>549458652
Here's her shoes. No bikini pics posted

>mfw friend's slightly crazy but hot 16yo sister wants to fuck
>would be a piece of cake to get sex
Should I? Or no?

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>>549459287
Depends. Post pics

>>549459462
Oops did I forget to block out her name? Goddamn silly me

>>549459462
>>549459462
Wow

>>549459656
Like wow she's hot or wow that was a dick move?

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>>549457306
Wowwie oh wowwie wow baby yeah, what i'd do to that girl in that wedding dress... mmmm.

I would wed her baby yeah, then on the wedding night even though its bad luck to see the wife in her dress. I'd throw her a big wedding and make her wear that and before the ceremony i'd find her when shes happy and surprise her. yeah baby yeah.

she'd say something like

>Anon its bad luck to see me in my dress! :3

I'd reply

>Baby oh wowwie wowwie let me see

then i'd throw her on the ground as she starts begging me to stop.

>Anon stop! It's my wedding! Stop! What are you doing?!?

I'd say

>Mmmmm baby wowwie wowwie yeah

I'd then proceed to pull out the hidden knife I had tucked under my shirt and cut a hole in the bottom of the dress. I'd then proceed to allow my 11 inch cock to penetrate her rectm and fuck her while she screams.

>Anon stop! What are you doing!!! Stop! Ughn... This isn't.... right! Stop it hurts!

I'd be railing her while saying

>This is what you wanted #oh #wowwie #wowwie #baby #yeah

Then my musty gunk would fill her ass hole and as she lies there unable to move due to the rectal pain I just caused her I'd look at her and say.

>#hashtags #are #for #fucking #faggots #baby #yeah

I'd then proceed to leave her shattered in her mixed state between sadness depression and anger and leave the wedding never to be seen from again.

Yeah baby

>>549459462
Message her and start a "___ decides what I say" thread

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>>549460202
> wowwie

>>549460202
> mfw I'm Austin Powers

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>>549460202
>>549460713

>>549460202
10/10

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>>549460202

>>549460447
Yea I ain't that edgy, so I'm not gonna do that

>>549460202
> #hashtags #are #for #fucking #faggots #baby #yeah

lol'd

>>549460202
amazing

>>549460202
Also this is gold!

>>549460202
This is now your thread, do with it as you may.

>>549460202

Lost

>>549460713

Saw this and lost again

>>549460202
Saved

>>549460202

kek'd

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>>549460202
>wowwie

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>>549460202

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>>549460202
Hot damn

>>549461443
I approve. OP is a fag and not worthy

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Screencap the Austin Powers thing... Somebody, I'm on a fucking tablet

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>>549460202
kek

>>549462797
I did but I'm on a tablet too

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>>549460202
> wowwie oh wowwie wow baby yeah

Read the entire story in autism powers voice and kek'd

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>>549460202

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>>549463059
my names austin and people sometimes say "autism" as a joke :^)

>>549460202

kek'd

>>549463059

> read the whole thing in autism powers voice
> in autism powers voice
> autism powers

This thread is pure fucking gold lmfao

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>>549463059

> autism powers

Holy fuck my sides, someone cap/save reaction image this lmfao I'm dieing

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>>549463502
>le pic

nice meme!!!XD

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>>549460202

>yeah...i don't know about any of this...

>>549460202

max lel

>>549463254
When they say that, they're not making fun of your name

>>549460202

My sides preparing for take off

>>549463059

my sides have been launched into orbit

10/10 thread

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>>549463971
8/10

coming from me

>>549457306
I need a green card, please send me the facebook

Wondered why thread was so popular

Then I found these 2 gems

>>549460202
>>549463059

>>549460202
we are bringing /b/ back, one epic thread at a time

>>549460202
kek someone who's good at making screencaps of text stories like this upload so I can save

>>549460202
My fucking god this is hilarious

>>549464563
You ruined it.

>>549460202
Sweet Jesus, my sides.

>>549458051
Go to bed, Larry

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>>549460202
> never to be seen from again.
> Yeah baby

Christ

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>>549460202
Wowwie epic thread. toasting in epic BREAD hehehehe

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>>549463502
>>549463693
>>549464097
>>549464563

and the glorious thread is ruined yet again by summerfags still in high school

>>549460202
>>549460202
I just imagined this as an entire Austin Powers skit and couldn't stop laughing. Gj anon

>>549465287
Well to be fair if they remember Austin powers they have to be around 17-19

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>>549464563

>>549460202

I didnt think it was that funny.

>>549460202
Comedic gold/10

>>549465460
>remember austin powers
>17

austin powers in goldmember was literally on 3 times yesterday on comedy central, ever heard of re runs?

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>>549465585
Well you can go fuck yourself baby yeah!

>>549465750
LOL

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>>549465750
10/10

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>>549460202
>musty gunk
>wowwie

>>549465585
That's because you're not fucking 12.

>>549460202

I r8

wowwie/10

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>>549465750

get shrekt

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>>549460202

>>549466160
im 12 i heard there were some funny memes here
I'm from iFunny <3 FemAnon btw. I think you guys are uber funni. I have 2 admit i was abit scared at first but now that i've seen how cool you guys can be I'm here to stay and start posting some funni stuff. K guise i'll go back 2 lurking LAWL <3~

>>549460202
would save but on iphone

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>>549465750
>please tell me that's the same guy
>check ID
>it is

>>549460202

lost

>>549463059

> autism powers

Lost again

>>549465750

Died

>>549466754
>being this new

>>549460202
Just when I thought /b/ was out of beautiful and creative people, you go a prove me wrong. Thanks, /b/ro!

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>>549460202

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>>549460202
Why must God be so close to us that he may post on 4chan, but so far we will never see the face of that which has posted this.

>>549466754
Hey the ol ball coach! My pop played golf with that guy once

>>549460202
Saving and posting to reddit

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Made this for you guys

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100% OC.

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Here faggots.

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>>549467417

>>549467417
troll?

>>549460202
As soon as I saw the amount of replies I was like

> inb4 rape

>>549467546
>>549467560
Your's is better anon.

>>549467546
>>549467560

Thank you based anon!

>>549467556
Jesus Christ I'm pretty sure the only "auras" she can she is from pastries

>>549467546
This ones better. OP here, thank you for making this topic not suck

>>549468138
See* god damn this phone

>>549467546
>>549467560
You guys should have included the atusim powers.

On the subject of "crazy bitches"....
I think you all should see this. I'd make a thread, but /b/ is a doucher and won't let me. Maybe Anon will be kind and do it for me.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/fantasy-slender-man-meme-inspires-horrific-wisconsin-stabbing-n121311

'murica, y'all.

>>549467546
>>549467560
inb4 le cool guy posts this "oc" to funnyjunk for lel le green fatfingers

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>>549460202

if you were next to me,i would give you complete access to my fridge,and you can have any flavor alcohol you please.

>>549467560
Hell yea my reply made it into this one. Save'd

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>>549460202
>>549465750


>ID's the same

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>>549467546
with reply

>>549459287
do iy faggot

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>>549460202

>now embrace for austin powers pasta every thread
thanks faggots

>>549460202
my sides

>>549463254
does this austin go to CHS

>>549468798
Include the atusim powers

>>549460202
Congz, Anon. You've made /b/ history

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>>549469006
This guy knows what's up

>>549460202
Breading in toast

>>549460202
I love you

>>549465503
kek

for you

http://4archive.org/b/thread/549457306

>>549468798
thanks, to busy to see what was going on at the time

>>549464563
You ruined it

>>549460202
10/10

inb4 some karma whore posts to leddit and this gets 2000 upvotes and 50k imgur views like the shitlord post from last week

INB4 because I know it's going to happen

>>549463254
Mr. Fryman?

>>549460202
lel'd

>>549469001

>tfw that was my exact reaction

>>549470170
what?

are you implying im a fucking teacher?

thats not my last name

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>>549460202
My sides. gr8 m8 I r8 rape/8
> wowwie wowwie

>>549460202
i don't get why this post got so many replies but fuck it

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>>549469060

>>549460202
When did Austain Power ever say "wowwie" in the films?

>>549457306
>OUTGOING PEOPLE SOCIALIZING
sound the alarms

>>549460202
You redeemed this thread,

Also OP I would fuck girl in pic.

>>549470513
Faggot detected

>>549470469
3rd remake and my reply still didn't make the cut... I'm going to bed

>>549470482
Well who the fuck is "Austain Powers"?

>>549470513
Faggot detected

>>549470731
You know what I meant shit boy, why not stop pointing out type-os and lick on my little sex beans

>>549460202

This reminds me of old 4chan

>>549470513
Faggot detected.

>>549460202
Fuarkk baby my sides

>>549470513
Faggot detected

>>549460202
kek

>>549463059
topkek

>>549460202
max lel baby yeah

>>549460202
>yeah baby yeah

Gold/10

>>549464563
then theres this guy

>>549460202
Sides gone/10

>>549460202
Okay I lold

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>>549460202
ZOO-WEE MAMA!

>>549460202
Should've said

> am I making you horny baby yeah

>>549463059
> autism powers lol

>>549463059
Posted to /r/4chan

reddit/r/4chan/comments/279f8j/anon_is_austin_powers

>>549460202
10/10

>>549475517
Thanks for making it not funny

>>549475517
Wow thanks for being such an hero

>>549460202
I'd do the exact same thing anon

>>549460202
maxkek

>>549460202
10/10 if troll

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>>549460202
Inb4 Austin Powers is the new Shrek

>>549460202
Not funny unless you're 12.

>>549457306
I don't mind the typical crazy woman shit, wearing a wedding dress or any of that, but the choice of words she uses pisses me off. "Oh you know, just blah blah blah" it's just saying "LOOK AT ME AND LOOK AT HOW CASUAL AND NON-CHALANT AND CANDID I AM THIS ISN'T WEIRD IT'S NORMAL LOOK AT ME"

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>>549460202
christ my sides have dispersed

>>549479040
>>549479040

^
This refer to
This
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>>549465750