Wowwie oh wowwie wow baby yeah, what i'd do to that girl in that wedding dress... mmmm.
I would wed her baby yeah, then on the wedding night even though its bad luck to see the wife in her dress. I'd throw her a big wedding and make her wear that and before the ceremony i'd find her when shes happy and surprise her. yeah baby yeah.
she'd say something like
>Anon its bad luck to see me in my dress! :3
>Baby oh wowwie wowwie let me see
then i'd throw her on the ground as she starts begging me to stop.
>Anon stop! It's my wedding! Stop! What are you doing?!?
>Mmmmm baby wowwie wowwie yeah
I'd then proceed to pull out the hidden knife I had tucked under my shirt and cut a hole in the bottom of the dress. I'd then proceed to allow my 11 inch cock to penetrate her rectm and fuck her while she screams.
>Anon stop! What are you doing!!! Stop! Ughn... This isn't.... right! Stop it hurts!
I'd be railing her while saying
>This is what you wanted #oh #wowwie #wowwie #baby #yeah
Then my musty gunk would fill her ass hole and as she lies there unable to move due to the rectal pain I just caused her I'd look at her and say.
>#hashtags #are #for #fucking #faggots #baby #yeah
I'd then proceed to leave her shattered in her mixed state between sadness depression and anger and leave the wedding never to be seen from again.
Screencap the Austin Powers thing... Somebody, I'm on a fucking tablet
my names austin and people sometimes say "autism" as a joke :^)
> autism powers
Holy fuck my sides, someone cap/save reaction image this lmfao I'm dieing
>yeah...i don't know about any of this...
> never to be seen from again.
> Yeah baby
Wowwie epic thread. toasting in epic BREAD hehehehe
and the glorious thread is ruined yet again by summerfags still in high school
Well you can go fuck yourself baby yeah!
im 12 i heard there were some funny memes here
I'm from iFunny <3 FemAnon btw. I think you guys are uber funni. I have 2 admit i was abit scared at first but now that i've seen how cool you guys can be I'm here to stay and start posting some funni stuff. K guise i'll go back 2 lurking LAWL <3~
>please tell me that's the same guy
Why must God be so close to us that he may post on 4chan, but so far we will never see the face of that which has posted this.
On the subject of "crazy bitches"....
I think you all should see this. I'd make a thread, but /b/ is a doucher and won't let me. Maybe Anon will be kind and do it for me.
if you were next to me,i would give you complete access to my fridge,and you can have any flavor alcohol you please.
This guy knows what's up
My sides. gr8 m8 I r8 rape/8
> wowwie wowwie
I don't mind the typical crazy woman shit, wearing a wedding dress or any of that, but the choice of words she uses pisses me off. "Oh you know, just blah blah blah" it's just saying "LOOK AT ME AND LOOK AT HOW CASUAL AND NON-CHALANT AND CANDID I AM THIS ISN'T WEIRD IT'S NORMAL LOOK AT ME"
christ my sides have dispersed