Give advice about creeping and share stories/pics!
>Creeped on my friend
>Known her nearly ten years
>Secretly in love with her
>She found the pics on my phone
>Her friend saw too
>Months go by
>She asks to come over & use my table for project
>I say sure
>She says I only said that so I can creep on her some more
>Doesn't come over
>See her weeks later with new bf
>Confess that I love her
>Get out my life beta
>Never see her again
I will never post pic out of respect
Why my so beta?
Just post 'em bro. You are irrelevant to her now, and probably forever. No need to respect that.
She is from HiiiGHSCHOoOL, and is a nymmppho, she has fuccked THREeE GUYS at same time, watch the complete sexxx video with me
>walking down sidewalk near some older chicks house
>known the chick for a long time, she's about a freshman or sophomore
>glance in light-filled kitchen window
>see her completely naked
>double take, instaboner
>go over to side fence and peek through
>stand in the middle of kitchen completely nude
>puts leg on counter, begins to masturbate
>at the time, i just thought she had an itch
>years later, after many more sightings, realize she was rubbing one out in her kitchen
one of my fonder memories.
Had to walk past her. whoops. Also these are reallly old, some of my first.
I'm stoned as fuck and horny too so I'll type out an old story of mine.
>be me, 18
>cool as fuck uncle, 23, throws a party with a bunch of college kids and I'm invited
>show up and get super trashed all night
>during party, start small talk with some super hot girl, B cups, short but fucking fine as hell
>end up crashing on couch at like 4 A.M. because its my uncle's house so I get couch privileges
>wake up next day feeling pretty alright, no hangover
>look over to other couch
>baberaham lincoln passed the fuck out on the other couch
>its like 9 a.m, nobody is waking up anytime soon
>only us two in the living room, everyone else upstairs or downstairs
Only one I have. Picture doesn't do it justice.
worst story ever incoming
>on the bus, sitting across from major qt
>she has blonde hair and gray eyes, dressed conservatively but fashionably
>complete 10/10 in my eyes
>decide after much deliberation to tale a pic of her all secret-like, just like in the creep threads
>pretend I'm texting, angle phone carefully for best and most subtle shot
>the shutter sound goes off at full volume
>the girl looks over with the worst expression of disgust and pity I've ever seen
>"did you just take a picture of me?"
>spaghetti tears through my every orifice, shooting all over the bus
>"I... I mean..."
>"delete it. now."
>everyone is looking so I delete it
>still think maybe I can save face
>"I'm sorry, I just never saw a girl as pretty as you before."
>she says "well I've never seen such an ugly guy but I didn't feel the need to make an ass of myself."
>I go stand by the doors and get off at the next stop
I'll never creep again lord
Shit I thought I had way more lines than that. Oops. Now I look like a dumbass.
>go to bathroom
>piss like a racehorse
>come back out
>glorious blacked out goddess wearing tight grey tanktop and
>wait for it
>fucking yoga pants
>girl is by all definitions a 9/10 right now
>still slightly drunk
>sit on my couch and think about her, basically just fantasize about this bitch
>before I know it, I'm at half mast and rising, captain
>just kinda sit and rub myself through jeans and fantasize about her
>really lame but I was still kinda drunk and really afraid of being caught
opting for quick short posts instead of 20 minutes between novels.
Wanna circle it for me in paint? I have no Idea what you are talking about.
I know this is bait but to be fair we showed up at her house un-announced and she just sat outside the house.
Flash went off for this one. I almost died. Somehow no one noticed.>>549178794
>I get brilliant idea
I'm gonna condense this part down a bit, but those who have done what I've done know the cold gripping anxious moments where you're testing to see if she'll wake up. About 20 minutes of me lightly making noises and pushing her a bit.
>once I diagnose a textbook case of white girl wasted, I immediately start rubbing her legs
>smooth as shit and instaboner
>"holy shit am i doing this is this happening what"
>continue anyway bc its hot as fuck
>pull pants down, donger raised at full staff and fully operational.
>basically start tuggin it to this bitch while feeling her legs
fuck sorry im taking forever I'm just really stoned and talking to like 2 people so
>that's happened, what, once?
Yes, yes it did.
Well if you still want it, more in bound.
Nope sometimes I act like I am texting and ask them a question like I am only half listening. Becasue I like eye/camera contact.
I actually convinced one of my friends to give me a pair of their panties. She took them right off in front of me(well in my car)
Also sniffed a lot of friends underwear because they like to leave it in my bathroom while we go swimming.
>slide hand inside her pants
>finger grazes over her panties
>boner x2 electric boogaloo
>continue this for few minutes while jerkin it
>eventually slide hand in her bra and grab titties while jerkin it
>get best idea ever
>stand up and get dick at her face level
>after preliminary testing to reaffirm white girl wasted status, slowly put the head of my cock into her slightly open mouth
>didnt even feel super great but the taboo and sneak factor made it super fucking hot
>try to slide more in, make it about 1/4 of it before I was too afraid to try to go deeper
>jerk the part of my dick not in her mouth
>eventually get close enough to bail, not dumb enough to try to finish in/on her
>slide her tanktop and bra straps down and pull her tits out before going to the bathroom from where I can still see her on the couch and jerk off until I came
Not too impressive typed out I guess but the nerves and stealth mode stuff makes it the fucking HOTTEST thing you will ever do.
Do you get a thrill from sniffing panties or do you just like the smell or what's the deal? Just wondering because I've never done it but considered it a couple times when I had the opportunity.
She wanted my d anyway, if she really did see me she would have brought it up and with the way she was on me, we coulda fucked.
big thrill because I've known her for several years (since she was 14) and always wondered what her pussy smells/tastes like. it's always thrilling to sneak a sniff of pussy. especially forbidden pussy you're not supposed to smell.
Who is she then?
On a similar note, my friend's sister AND mom walk around his house barefoot quite a bit. I'd kill to get a good picture, but they're never still long enough too.
wow you guys I'm a master voyeur, I took a picture of a woman's jeans from 8 feet away, how fucking erogenous and sexy! I'm satisfied never trying for first place when I can finish last
I used to do this shit in highschool so much.
I really really wish I'd backed up all the pictures before my phone shit the bed.
I guess I can tell a few stories though, if anyone is interested
it's because these photographers are such bitches they lack the nerve to put their phones up a woman's skirt to get the gold, they're content in deluding themselves into thinking how hot it is taking some half-assed picture from a safe distance.
even then its not even that great cause theres not much to see unless shes wearing no panties and even then youve gotta be incredibly fucked up to her instead of just taking a snap of a nipple hanging out or some shit
the hottest shit is stuff that wasnt worked for. like the chick just so happened to be having a wardrobe malfunction and the dude snapped a pic
an ass can look even better in panties, or nothing at all. It works fine if you have a jeans/denim fetish, but people post this shit in voyeur/creep/upskirt/candid threads and act like it's in the same fucking category as pics that people had nerves of steel to take
so kinda like this? Where you can see a nice butt crack?
I completely agree with you. I get tired of seeing jean shots with nothing. It's annoying and not really a good shot.
Regardless, the other pictures he was posting of his friend were pretty good.