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Read the file name, niggers.
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>>549130583
Sure for a picture of your anus
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>>549130738
So close
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>>549130583
>>549130583

depends what i get in return ;)
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>>549130583
Understanding and judgment find, therefore, in transcendental logic their canon of objectively valid and correct employment; they belong to its analytic portion. Reason, on the other hand, in its endeavours to determine something a-priori in regard to objects and so to extend knowledge beyond the limits of possible experience, is altogether dialectical. Its illusory assertions cannot find place in a canon such as the
analytic is intended to contain.
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>>549130583
Your brother jack is a colossal anal crust and asked me to anal rape you, when can you come over?
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Jack Meoff?
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If your brother jack helped you off a horse would you help your brother jack off a horse?
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>>549130583

Jack? as in JackING OFF?

hahaha

is he jacking off tho, fo' real
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I'm going to shove an entire pack of Bar-S hot dogs into your anus, and then papercut your eyes.
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Tell Jack that Mrs. Cossa says you're a cunt.
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What you just said fuck fuck me, you little bitch ? I think you know , I was taken to my class SEALs , I have been involved in many covert attack on Al - I and the " base" organization has more than 300 confirmed kills . I trained gorilla war , and I in the entire U.S. military 's top snipers. You are nothing to me , but just one goal. I will destroy your hell , like the one on this earth has never seen, mark my words fuck . Do you think you can escape , dog feces , I on the internet ? Think again, damn . As we speak , I contacted my secret spy in the United States and your IP networks can be traced back to make you better prepared now the storm , maggot . Storm unichtozhaetzhalkie thing that you call your life. You fucking dead, man. I can be anywhere , at any time , I can kill you in seven hundred ways , and this is just his bare hands . I not only have extensive training in hand to hand combat , but I visited the United States all arsenalumorskoy Corps , and I will use it to the fullest , to wipe your ass on the mainland unhappy face, your dog feces one . If you know your little wicked "smart " comment , reward you down , maybe you will have to keep fucking heavy. But you can not, you do not, you pay the price now , you fucking idiot. I'll be your dog feces anger, you will drown . You fucking dead, lady.
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I am become OP, faget of worlds

37 get
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give me a dick pick and not one off line ive seen them all, a full sized body pic


then continue being the cool faggot you are op
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>>549130583
Who's this?
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I am rich and I like to cuckold poor people.

I have this weird fetish, where I go to a bar, and pick up good looking girls who have average looking but poor looking boyfiends, the type that has never spent more than $100 on a shirt and buys cloths in generic sizes. I'll try to make out with their girl that night and maybe take her home. It is quite easy, I just pretend I am a bit tipsy, and then *accidently* drop my porsche keys while pretending to force my friend to hold it for me until I sober up. That usually gets their attention pretty fast.

You have no idea how easy this is. My success rate is upward of 75%. Most of the time, the girl already wants an out and often will start making out with me right infront of their boyfriend. By the time we get to my car, she is already dripping.

I don't know what it is, maybe I am a psychopath. Any other fellow richfag that takes pleasure in tormenting the poor here?
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I am Jack.
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>>549130738
roll
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>>549130583
reply "I want you to dump sand on my ass intensely rape my anus until we bleed, then cum and then stay inside until the blood crusts and you have to rip my ass apart"

plz be 37
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>>549132842
rr
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>>549130738
Reroll for this
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>>549130738
go
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>>549130738
Reroll again
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>>549130738
pls
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

rollinnng
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>>549130583
Rerollin' on a river
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>>549133639
hdjd
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>>549133696
reroll
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>>549133940
fjjd
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>>549133949
re-re-roll
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>>549130583
37 plz
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>>549130929
tl;dr: send this faggot some verbose word salad
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>>549130738
repost
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>>549133696
re-re-re-roll
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>>549130583
Agh... I have it on my computer that can't connect to the internet. Mind if I bring it over on a flash drive?
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>>549134346
rerolling your reroll
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>>549130738
IT'S A CANDY DISH NED, 37 DOLLARS
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>>549134451
Reroll
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>>549130738
roll 37 get
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>>549133696
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-QUAD ROLLLLL
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>>549130738
relel
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>>549130583
Are you into older men?
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>>549134747
re lol
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>>549130738
refuck
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>>549134451
rerolling this chisel again
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You've got a sexy brother, you know that? Wonder if it runs in the family.
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>>549135027
rol
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I want you to cream in my asshole.
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>>549130583
You may want to talk to jack, but you do not realize that In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>37 roll
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>>549134451
Re
rolling
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>>549135027
REROLL
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>>549135194
>copy pasta'ing stale copy pasta
GTFO
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>>549130738
DO THIS FAGGOT EVERYONE WANT YOU TO DO TIHS
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>>549135194
re kek
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>>549135027
37 PLZ
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>>549135027
roll
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>>549130738
reroll
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>>549135301
It's funny in a passé way,
rolling for >>549135027
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>>549130738
last roll
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>>549130738
goin for this again
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ill trade you for some butthole
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>>549130738
Roll
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>>549130738
relel
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>>549130738
OP, you're not going to get a 37 in this thread, so just fucking do this or else I'm gone. I give you one minute until I've completely lost interest.
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>>549135852
I am rolling for this sentence
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>>549130738
I bet 10000 dollars this gets 37
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>>549130738
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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I want to be the very best
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>>549130583
I'll trade it for some tasteful CP
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suck my dick bitch
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>>549130738
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Yeah no problem can I give it to you in person?
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>>549130583
i'm sorry i took to loong to reply, it's just that i'm gay and i really like you and i wanted to tell you a long time ago.
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>>549135027
roll
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"eat shit and die"
rolllin
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>>549130738
Rolling
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>>549130583
I've got all the project you want
in my pants

badum-tsssss
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"ok"
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>>549136616
roll
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>>549136572
reroll
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>>549130738
Relel
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i'm not sending shit until you whip out a tit
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Trade you for a rimjob
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>>549130738
Rerawl
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>>549130738
ROLL DAMMIT
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>>549136616
last roll then it's fuck you OP for me
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>>549130738
do it
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>>549130738
this
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>>549130738
Roll
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>>549130738
roll
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>>549130738
roll
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>>549130738
Rolling for where the sun don't shine.
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>>549130738
rolllll
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ok but first spread 'em
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Sure thing!
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only if u send pics of face
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>>549130738
roll
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>>549130738
r
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Sure, for nudes.
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>>549138108
roll
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0nly if u send pics of face
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>>549130738
reroll
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Firstly, Jack better give me the $100 worth of weed he owes me. If he does that, then I'm open for negotiations
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>>549130738
roll
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>>549130583
Sure, give me a minute
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k
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>>549130738
rolling
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>>549130738
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>>549130738
rolling for this
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>>549130738
r
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Here goes nothing.

You have to find a believable "computer math" project assignment and pretend to be the TA and send it so that hopefully Jack spends a bunch of time doing it only later to realize that he's been duped. Hopefully you will get a follow up.
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>>549130738
ROLLING!
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>>549130738
Roll.
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>>549130738
>kek
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>>549130738

Rolling for ambiance
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send picture of you smile then I'll give it
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