i think im into big trouble /b i was at a shopping mall and at

your fucked dude
be an hero

>>548772363
Lol your fucked. Either you will be taxed thousands or get your head kicked in..

>>548772363
Chances are OP that your going to get the fucking shit beat out of you by angry bikers.

And I'm being serious I've actually talked to Hells Angels members before and a lot of em are cool unless your annoying or start fucking with their bikes

Report it immediately to the grandwizard.

one thing left to do
an hero

>>548772363
>Go to the local Hell's Angel's chapter
>Ask if they found your wallet.
>Say that you can fix the scratch on that bike
>Bring a scratch remover pen.

If they come for you, tell them your wallet was stolen from your car at the same mall on the same day. Best you can do, really.

>thank them for finding the wallet
>express confusion/concern about their bike, if they mention it
>express outrage that somebody would vandalize you both

Actually OP deserves to be beaten.
He damaged something valuable, belonging to someone else, while using it without permission.
On top of that, he did not even offer to pay the damages or to sort it out with the insurance.

Well at least he left his contact information, which is something.

>>548772363
mate, atleast you have a nice picture:)

>>548773046
Stolen, but left near the fallen bike, with everything still in it. They are bikers, usually not all of them are retarded.

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Watching all these 337 horny chicks masturbating keeps me hard all the time; and watching them for free blows my mind even more.

Check this out http://free-live-porn1.tumblr.com/

>>548772363
I know a few red and whites. While they have been trying to clean up their public image, if you fuck with one of then or their bikes, your fucked. Best thing you could do would be to try to contact the local charter, explain what happened and that you got ran because you were scared, and offer to pay for the damages. You may still get a light as kicking, but it will be worse if you try to run and hide.

Who knows, they may even respect that you manned up about it and after they are done, you may get a couple of drinks and make some friends. They really are (generally) great guys. Next time you want to sit on a bike, though, buy your own or make sure the owner is there and you have his permission. Or just go to a dealership

>>548773116
This. Hope you get your ass beat OP.

>>548772363
Listen up, kid.
You have to go to the local Hell's Angel's chapter before they come to you.
There's only two options you have on this one:
Either you're completely honest and explain how you thought it was a good idea to do that shit and explain how it wasn't on purpose, offering to pay for the damage.
OR
You can lie and say it was an asshole friend who got your wallet and wanted to get you in shit. With this, if there were no security cameras around (or no biker spotted you), you can get away free while also get a free beating on someone you hate.

>>548772363


The ONE thing you shouldn't have fucked with.

Why'd you do it, OP? That was some retarded shit.

Don't worry bikers are faggots. >>548772363

Post the picture

>>548773116
This. If somebody would cilmb on a bike that would be mine because he wanted to look "cool" even that would be enough for me to go angry. Let alone to crash it. It just boggels my mind how stupid you are just to look car, You should not touch someone's other property.

idiot

>>548773337
Be sure you don't try to haggle over the terms they impose. Sure, they might be a little steep, but it's better than having your ribs exit through the back of your shirt.

>>548773305
Damn, beat me to it.

>>548773305
No-one respects a coward who has no other way to get his wallet back then to fess up.
>>548773337
They will never believe that lie. He will get really beaten for lying in such an obvious manner.

He should first check the store, ask if they found his wallet.

>>548773786
Just give them a big u wot m8

>>548772363

Location?

>>548772363
Kill them all before they can kill you

Lucky for you I contacted my local HA chapter and they say they can get in contact with the guy if your willing to pay whatever damages you did.
Let me know.

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For all we know the bitch could've deserved it.

>link related

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JLAjloSAajs

>>548774136
Fuck. Posted in the wrong bread.

>>548774001
It is a small chance, sure.

Yeah, you're probably going to get your ass kicked. As you should for being a dumbass. Why would you even take pictures on a guy's bike? Are you 12?

You sat on his fucking bike? You deserve to get your fucking head cut off. I used to ride with my dad and his crew when I was a little kid and they would destroy fags who even looked at them the wrong way, not to even mention how fucking mad they got if a cunt decided to SIT on the viking's chair.
I hope you fucking die, you'll respect other people's property when you're dead.

>>548772363
Just tell him you accidentally did it, and that you were in such a rush you only had time to leave you wallet for him to contact you

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>>548774136

>>548772363
just tell him the story and apologize, i mean the hells angels are peaceful, because otherwise they would be calle the hells devils.

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>>548774136
EAT SHIT HONG KONG GIRL

>>548774524
that edge

>>548774524
all bikers are faggots

Okay we all know OP is a fucktard and shouldn't have done this. But seriously dude you need to go ASAP to the local chapter and fess up before you get found they will find you and you don't want that. If you say what happend and pay for the damages they will probably accept that especially if your just a dumb kid. And from the sounds of it you are exactly that. Also DO NOT LIE chances are someone saw something so if you lie your chances of getting your head cracked are going to double. Step up be a man admit your dumbassness and take your licks and move on.

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Stop being such a faggot OP.

You've started shit so you might as well finish it, next Friday night go to the local chapter house and burn it to the ground. Bikers are assholes, always have been. Nobody will miss them, take a shit on the same guys saddle because fuck it why not? As for your wallet, walk in and just yell "HERE I AM YOU FUCKING MUFFIN TOPS, ITSA ME ANON!" Then proceed to urinate on on members face before throwing the molotov you had prepared beforehand at the bar, Igniting the chapter house and doing the world a favor.

Only way anon, no other alternative.

>>548774524

>The Viking

MUH SIDES

If you see them, just tell them your dad is in the Outlaws. The Outlaws are the Hell's Angels' brothers-in-arms, and they'll probably just laugh it off and buy you a beer.

>>548774524
>VIKING
I'm pretty sure vikings didn't have guts and actually looked good in ass-less leather chaps

>>548772363
move to a diferent country... oh wait you can't cause these guys are in every country except antartica rip op

>>548774831
i smell no spaghettios i was lied to

>>548773337
Seriously you think it might not have been near a security camera?
.

http://imgur.com/a/MIVVg
Panel 2 is you in 24 hours unless you sort shit out

My dad was an H.A. and did nine years for running illegal arms. He asked me when I was 14 to store his bike, cover it, and never touch it besides crank it over once every 5 months with fresh gas. Eventually I stopped sending him letters and forgot about him. I started driving the bike to college. He got out a few months ago and killed my dog, took the bike, and left for Canada.

Film it go, my name is OP and welcome to jackass , you'll be beaten and a youtube star

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>>548775313
kek

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>>548772645
>>548773305
>>548774116
>>548774524
>>548776208

>MFW all these faggots trying to make their lives sound interesting by knowing Hells Angels members

KEK

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>>548776208
Sounds great, how did it feel to know your dad was being bent over? How did it fell to ride a bike that has had his farts on it, Not to be love by your dad?
For him to love his bike over you, to know your dad s a biker fag?

You know what they say, like father like son, both faggots.

>>548776457
Well I did not read the other posts but my story really is true. Look up the Fontana Chapter you dumb faggot.

>>548776208
Why aren't you more like your dad you fucking pussy. He sounds amazing.

++ GENERAL MESSAGE TO OP AND EVERYONE
I've got HA bikers in my family, do.not.fuck.with.the.bikes. It's like fucking with another mans house, or his family. Seriously. Don't touch the bike.

>>548776560
Your autism is leaking, I do not understand the reason for your post.

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>>548776560
SHREKT

>>548773807
why has nobody +1'd this

OP POST PIC OR GTFO

OP here. a woman called me 5 minutes ago that someone found my wallet and i can get it at the information point at the mall. i dont know what to do and i dont know how she get my mobile phone number. it wasnt in my wallet and it couldnt be found in the internet or phonebook its a prepaid card number.

>>548777840
wow your fucked. dunno what to say bud. maybe beg to do have them put you to work doing missions an shit for free in exchange for not getting curb stomped

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OP.. I have bought and sold many drugs over the years to the HA. here is what you do.find local chapter. find owner of bike. offer to cover all damage. give stupid story of being drunk and checking out awesome bike tripped/friend pushed you- whatever.. explain you are sorry and will do whatever. AFTER you find a way of contacting owner of said bike. POST ALL HIS FAGGOT INFO HERE!! /b/ vs. Hells Angels.. i see many great fuckings going on with this.. comeing here for help was the first step.. Whats the worst they going to do? cut of my Meth connection? Fuck those wanna be Sons of Anarchy poser faggots... I'll start fucking with thier website now.. what state you live in.

You're a fucking moron O.P, don't get me wrong..I've done plenty of moronic shit but, why in the fuck would you hop on someones bike whom you have no fucking clue who they are. I don't wish you any harm man but like any gang...its a gang!! Move....move now and anyone who lives at this address.if this shit is real move.

>>548779216
I welcome ths.

>>548779216
I would never advocate a raid because that's against /b/'s rules but if we were all roleplaying as leet haxxorz, would anyone be down with a little Hell's Angels raid? I kind of like this match up....hpoythetically.

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you fags been watching too much T.V. the HA are real life butt pirates.. STRIKE FIRST OP.. personal army request granted on this one.. Fuck them..
pic related.

>>548779216
>>548779216

/b/ vs. hell's angels

I always wondered what would come of that....

>>548776606
shut up. you're not cool for living a fantasy life on an anonymous site.

go fuck yourself you grand faggot

>>548780810
sounds cool haha

hey OP don't forget to make a thread if you get beaten

>>548772363
join bandidos

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Also. OP.. Hire a attourney. document everything.. those fuckers have money. for selling thier trade marked logo... beaten-threatened-have to move-fear to leave house? do the American way and sue the whole franchise-trade marked orgainization.. collect big monies then retire to being a NEET.. Besides what kind of HA was shopping at Hot Topics in the first place.. A FAGGOT ONE!
/b/ = bunch of ANONS fucking with them.
HA = a bunch of fags that have to wear a patch too feel self worth and can't function alone ..

>>548781338
lolz.. I liked getting weed from those guys better. plus they would buy my shrooms. Always liked them and respected them more.

Have you ever read Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga? Those fuckers will track you down and rape you along with everyone you live with until you're all as gray and soulless as a lobotomy patient.

You're forgetting the fact that bikers are fucking faggots.. They're just engine geeks they act tough as shit but most are slow fat neck beards., dump into a paper bag, find out where they hang then smear that shit all over their saddles and handlebars

Say some nigger stole your wallet the other day.

>>548782931
>>548782931

What a great read that was. But yeah, the HA are a bunch of drugged up outcasts with nothing to lose. If one of them has an ounce of doubt in their eyes and decides to crack you one, expect EVERY OTHER HA to join in with extreme prejudice

>>548773305
Pretty much what he said. Look kid, the Hells Angels have changed over the past 5 years. The change may not be as recent but when looking at their history it's a big one. SADLY though.... the ones they let go are all "proud" of being a part of hells angels... learn one thing kid... once and angel always an angel. There is no such thing as leaving the hells angels unless you've been kicked out.

That being said... go to them and tell them. From the sound of it you probably only broke th mirror... which really isn't that much money. Even still; it is not worth hiding in the dark about it because if they find out who you are.... there is two roads they will go... harass the fuck out of you... or beat the shit out of you... both can get pretty bad.

As the guy said.. next time.... go to a dealership... or just take a picture of the bike for fuck sakes... also.. delete that picture... they catch you with that picture when you haven''t told the truth they will FUCK YOU. Questions?

>>548772559
>>548772585

>your
Lol
you're welcome

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>>548773116
fuckin' a right

not sure if this is shitposting or real
>if real you deserve the beating for sitting on someones bike without asking
theyre most likely not gonna kill you, but prepare for a nice ass whopping

lol my sisdes when captcha is: inconsolable

>>548772702
this

>>548773823
>It just boggels my mind how stupid you are just to look car, You should not touch someone's other property. idiot
>just to look car
>idiot
lol

Anyway, this guy and the post he linked to are correct. Your an dumb ass OP and deserve punishment

don't worry. hell's angels are usually a bunch of old farts tired of working as a yuppie, playing around with their bikes during the weekends.

>>548772363

Go there, apologize and give the man cash and extra to fix his bike. Take all of his buddies out for drinks and pay for the tab.

Thank me later

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Piss on the fucking Angels.

OFFO

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>>548772363
You will be ok OP. Your full of shit, pic or gtfo.
BBBBBAAAAAAIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

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>itt faggots actually believing this bs

you fucked up 81 bike and lost your id near it at the same time? what a fuckin coincidence

troll harder faggot

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>>548772363
delete thread
>there are some people in life you just do not talk about
>stupid faggot

>>548788312
this might work as well

>They find you
>you tell them you saw some nigger spic messing with his bike
>Obvious junkie niggger
>Keep saying nigger
>Tell him you chased him off when he tried to steal
>Curb stomped
>Came back but bike was gone
>Thought nigger stole his wallet too.

>>548776457
Lots of HA chapters around. I don't personally know any but it's pretty well known they're pretty cool as long as you don't fuck with them and the two things they hold sacred are their bikes and patches

>>548772363
They know where you live dumbshit, so after they beat the fuck out of you, you look them in the eye and say, "This isn't even my final form." Then you transform and lay waste to them and there chapter.

>>548777840
Go with a friend. Have him scope the joint out first for any bikers. Could be true the guy didn't see the wallet or that you lost it prior to the incident

man im happy. just came back from the mall and i got my wallet back. the money is gone and it was found at the restrooms. the lady was very kind and gave me a free 2gig keychain usb stick because she said i look so sad.
i think its my lucky day

>>548791131
They just want you to feel safe. Prepare your ass for upcoming night, fegget.

>>548790235
Because, you know, bikers are so easy to spot

>>548780776
>that's against /b/'s rules

what kind of faggot are you?