So, apparently this is a thing:
Design your ideal dildo. Order it. And shove it up your gaping butthole.
What will you build?
Can someone design the perfect horsecock dildo? Bad Dragon is expensive... unless there are places that sell ones like Chaneunflared without the price of chanceunflared, this might be my best bet.
How does one define the perfect horsecock dildo? I mean, even putting aside preferential issues like length, girth, and colour, you'd still need basic design considerations like whether or not it flares.
I'm imagining somone getting that and winding up with a single large, floppy silicone chess piece hanging around in their bedroom.
I'm imagining them explaining to their parents just what it is when it gets discovered.
holy shit I'm dying here.
This thread is awesome
I don't remember but it's something about a guy jacking off to a photo from the morgue.
and the other guy made a pun that was like show some respect she's a woman not a bay blade. maybe some one said I'll let it rip or something i don't remember.
Impossible to make perfect unless you have too much time.
I call it the Midway Surprise.
Or maybe the Pretty Pink Permaplug.
between 50 and 60 € actually (depending on if you want it in silicone or just the mold), it's not that expensive. I don't know where they ship to and for how much added cost though (most of it is Europe-based, the 3D-printer they use is in Berlin). Read up on it on the site itself.
for the anon who wanted a horsecock, here's 27 inches of pure silicone you flaming faggot
You can, it's just complicated a bit because you have to send them the created 3D file and wait for ages for it to arrive.
>wait a bit till big home 3D printers are cheaper (the small ones already available are too weak)
>pirate some CAD software that is used in industrial gear making (because you can design every single fucking mm-wide detail with it)
>profit (and literal butthurt)
You'd still have to only print molds and fill them with silicone, but holy shit, I want to shove a lifesize bust of Putin up my arse, that popular butt plug with his face just doesn't cut it.
pray tell how wide and tall this is exactly (can't see it from pic)... I could use it as pic related while still violating my bunghole.
can anyone make a perfect sphere?
this is as close as i can get
and this is Belushi
modeled exactly after John Belushi's uncut penis. Available in black and light brown with darker brown genital warts
it doesnt come in an energy saving model though..
oh god, my sides, my fucking sides.
you got me
its annoying how you cant move the adjustment handles without them being linked and how you cant zoom properly and that when i try to click an anchor5 point it almost always selects the adjustment handle even if the tip of my cursor is right on the anchor.
still a cool idea though
For the fan girls.
The Inception Buttplug
>"What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An buttplug. Resilient... highly contagious. Once an buttplug has taken hold of the rectum it's almost impossible to eradicate. A buttplug that is fully formed - fully understood - that sticks; right in there somewhere.
boooing OH YES boooing OH GOD boooing FUCK YES
>not even as expensive as I remembered
>and one of them looks like a tit with a penis nipple
>this thing satifies like, three or four of my fetishes at once
I don't have time to try it myself, but given the fact you can split them in halves and hollow them out, you could technically build a sort of fleshlight mold (using another 3D printed insert), no?
what would happen if you actually put this in your ass, i imagine the long thin bit would feel extremely unpleasant/tickly/nudgy on the inside, but do you have feeling that far in? would it puncture you or ist it too soft???
I just call it "The princess is in another asshole".
Cant believe you guys didnt repost this
Gentlemen, I give to you, The Colon Dwarf!
>Get ready, cuz its about to get weird! I make my abode just north of your commode!
dont know if troll or srs but
beyblades are the spinning tops where you have to pull the cord for it to spin and the guy says let her Rest in piece, but abbreviation is rip and let it rip was a beyblade quote
1: Design super thin dildo that has lots of holes, dimples, and in-ward facing rings.
2: have it made
3: buy plastic fishing worm DIY kit
4: mix the plastic and put it into a tall cylinder/glass
5: put the super thin dildo into it and let it set
7: custom pocket pussy with tons of internal bumps and stuff
The image limit is not yet full, so here goes.
Red Rocket with cumtube
Reminded me of this pretty cool statue of Mussolini
If the handle breaks you can still use it as a hat
Is this what Leo Dicaprio uses?