hi /b/ i made a friend today and he likes to play guitar

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he's real crazy guys!

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Hey what is he doing???

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Wow don't sniff that...

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wow what the hell man

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should i call for help???

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What's going on

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>>548482732
give him some more

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>>548483109

I wanna know what will happen!

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rip

>>548483256
In this pic? Miley Cyrus is sucking in her gut. For some goddamned reason.

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I'm just gonna take him to the hospital guys i don't think he's actually dead

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Continue

>>548483736
try some nerve gas

Op made a friend! Whats his name??

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OK they've put him on life support... I'm really scared

>>548484101
Cmon pull through little buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc03Zlu0XFI

fuck off

Yeah, whats his name op? I really hope he will be allright. :(

>>548484101
comon you little fucker dont die on us now

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>>548484101
You can do it, go fast

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>>548484101
Is he going to be okay?

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His name is Nicholas, guys I'm really scared. The doctor said he is going to have to stay in his bed for a little while, they said it's potential liver failure

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>>548484101
Make him die op

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>>548484101
You got to make it!

>>548484774
That bed looks a lot like a coffin.

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>>548484774
friend is kill

no

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>>548484902
You spoiled the ending.

>>548484774
please make it

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GUYS HE PULLED THROUGH! He made a full recovery!

>>548485330
+1

>>548485330
Great!

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>>548485330
Good friend is fine, thank heavens

>>548485330
>>548485330
PRAISE JESUS

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He's happy to take requests as he is feeling fantastic!

>>548485806
Sharpie in pooper

>>548485806
Play with matches. That's always fun, yes.

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>>548485806
nudes pls

>>548485806

Sharpie in pooper

>>548485806
Sniff it again.

>>548485806
play some guitar
>>548485968
too soon

>>548486008
>>548485912

hivemind

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>>548485912
>>548486008
This

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Nicholas provides

>>548486321
MOAR!!!!!!

>>548486321
hot

>>548486321
10/10 would cum again

>>548486321
MODS MODS MODS

>>548486321
Does he dance?

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nicholas provides nudes

>>548486796
I came oceans

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>>548486796

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>>548486796

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>>548486796
Hawt

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>>548486796

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>>548486061
He said he has a high tolerance now

>>548486796
Dick in Nick.

>>548486796
suck your own wang

>>548486796
id tap dat

>>548487128
does he have a gf

>>548487291
Yes he's currently dating a crab from his local area, her name is Crabbette. Would you guys like to see Crabbette?

>>548486796
does he accept credit cards or a check?

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>>548486796
I like this

>>548486796

Commencing fap

>>548487374
yes

>>548487374
Post nudes of Crabette

>>548487374

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>>548487128
No! Don't do it!

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your friend is the tits

>>548487374
Crabette nudes, yes

>>548487445
nudes of Crabette pls
also sex pix of Crabette + Nick <3 4 ever
maybe som anal

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>>548487374
Here they are at their wedding day

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>>548487771
wow

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>>548487771
When are they having babies?

>>548487965
Crabette is currently 4 months pregnant. I'm not sure what the general gestation time for a crab is but I think she must be due soon.

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>>548487965
awwww

>>548488050
>4 months

Ohshit nigga, get some hot towels and shit ready, we gonn get some crab sock babies tonight

>>548488050
I'm an expert in crab pregnancies and it's 4 months and 1 hour.

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>>548487771
fukin' hell

>>548488050
Can I have the children

>>548486107
Nicholas wrote you a song and played it on guitar for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ky2cGK4bny

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>>548482732
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.

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Nicholas is the new queen of 4chan.

>>548485968
too soon

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>>548487771

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>>548488389
Absolutely fantastic

10/10

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>>548488389
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ky2cGK4bny

MOAR!!!

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>>548487771
Nicholas, the real queen of /b/

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>>548488161
>>548488230

Oh my god you guys were right! She didn't want me to take pictures in the delivery room but I managed to get a picture, it's a little blury!

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>>548488720
Name?

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OP =legend

>>548488720
That child doesn't look like Nicholas! Crabette surely cheated on him!

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>>548488898
They have decided to call him Quianchong after Nicholas's brother! Isn't he beautiful?

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>>548488720

>>548489085
Impossiburu.

I see the resemblance

>>548488720
holy fucking shit, that bitch been cheating.

Lets dox her.

Avenge Nicholas.

>>548488720
>Llama baby
>Not glorious sock finger puppet master race

That fucking crusty crustaceon cunt cheated on you mang

You know what must be done

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>>548488720
THAT WHORE

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>>548488720
this is hot
more angles op

>>548489134
>Quianchong after Nicholas's brother

Crabette surely wanted this! That whore has kid with Nicholas's brother!

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>>548489134
Bootyful!!!

>>548489085
>>548489203
>>548489208
>>548489274
>>548489361

Lying faggots! I will never believe your lies! Nicholas, Crabette and Quianchong forever!

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>>548489203
>>548489085
>>548489208

Nick thinks he knows who it was! He's making his way over there now

>>548489627
Holy fuck that is one sweet ride

Nick you sick ass nigga go beat the shit out of this cunt

>>548489546
Nicholas's brother detected!

Where do I have my knife I wonder...

>>548483034
I lol'd

>>548489627
Don't do it Nick, remember your love. Crabette would never cheat on you!

>>548489627
watch for cops.

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Crabbette and Quianchong are watching in horror, They've all arrived at Darrel's house (the bastard that impregnated crabbette). This is awful!

>>548489627
If anything happens, I can give you alibi, Nicholas! Just say you were with me in Prague

>>548489962
>brotherhood of steel
I always knew these niggas weren't up to no good
fucking llamas, man

>>548489962
clap that motherfucker

>>548489962
FUCKING KILL HIM NICK!

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>>548490098
Oh fuck guys the cops and london guards are here

>>548482732
Is that a balck 214 ce taylor by any chance?

>>548490193
Use Granny Spin skill for distraction and run for it.

>>548490193
MAKE A RUN FOR IT NICHOLAS WE'LL COVER YOU !
HYDRA DOMINATUS

>>548490193
FUCKIN ROUND HOUSE KICK THEM BACK TO ENGLAND YOU SHIT

>>548490193
Don't say anything Nicholas! Lawyer up, lawyer up, don't tell the cops nuffin!

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>>548490193

>>548490193
shit nigger, try and drop a douce on his dumbass

>>548488389
Goddamn, I keep trying to play it but I always fuck it up after that first part: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUBf4GalGH
Tabs???

>>548490193

I told you to watch for cops mang. >>548489958

Someone archive this shit

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>>548490348

Guys, he's just been put in a holding cell. What should I do? Bail is $100

>>548490443
my ears are bleeding. Go play acordeon...

>>548490443
That's a pathetic attempt at little wing. Your banjo sounds like the strings are made with rubber bands and FFS get out of that wind tunnel.

>>548490563
Bend a fork to use as a lock pick, go in during visiting hours and spring the motherfucker free! Viva La Nicholas!

>>548490563
OBJECTION! THE CELL IS TOO SMALL! My sister is calling FEMEN, they will come and help you soon.

>>548490563
Aww shit, he didn't say anything did he? He didn't leave you prints. He didn't do nuffin.

FREE NICHOLAS! Calling the Vatican and the White House as we speak.

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>>548490563
hue

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>>548490563
HERE IS MY LIFE SAVINGS. FOR YOU, NICK

>>548490563
PAHAHAHA it's Nicholas' Cage.

>>548490563
FREE NICHOLAS 2014

FREE NICHOLAS 2014

>>548490617
Lol it's castles made of sand and it's an electric guitar that's not plugged in, of course it sounds shitty.

>>548490563
I'm sorry OP, but Nicholas is black, it's all over now.

>>548490563
Alright, the Pope and POTUS are arranging Seal Team 46 and the Knights Templar Regiment for immediate insert, assault and extraction. Tell him to cover his ears for the explosives and flashbangs!

>>548490563
very nice thread , so much fun here OP have a great day you and ncholas

>>548490563
Justice4Nicholas

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>>548490563
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUBf4GalGH
I played this to Nick and he was disgraced. He called you a faggot.

Nick realised he managed to smuggle weed into his cell guys!

>>548490926
Well plug the cord in your pooper and quit being a diva in Nicholas' thread. We got serious bidness we're attending to.

>>548491086
topkek

>>548490926

Nah m8 that's hey Joe

Free my nigga nic. He didn't do shit yo

>>548491086

Clambake that shit nigga!

>>548491141
>implying I don't know I suck
>implying I care
>2040 ad minus the year of our lord
>still being a faggot

>>548491086
not many things are better than weed freshly squeezed out of your asshole

>>548491220

nah m80 that's stairway to heaven

great thread i hope it stays alive untill i come back

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>>548491086

We just found the illegal drugs and a
Ready plan to give him 69 years in the tower.

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>>548491086
He's high as fuck. He needs to get out of here. Does anyone have any ideas?

>>548491337
this

>>548491086
NO. Why are Nick's eyes are red again? OH NO... DONT YOU TELL ME... NONONONONO

>>548491447
suk dik 4 money

>>548490714

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>>548491086
I know, he's a musical genius and I just can't follow him.
I am a fag.
Teach me Nico, give me the tabs.

>>548491513
post pics

>>548491513
for bus money

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>>548491320
implying I don't know I suck
implying I care
2040 ad minus the year of our lord
still being a faggot

>The autism is strong in this one

Hang in there Nicholas! Reinforcements are inbound!

Nicholas, use your magical girl powers! You can do it. Everyone knows you can become a magical girl when you're high.

>>548491447
Buy off the guards with the weed he got left

>>548491447
Lrn2vibratethroughwalls

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>>548491447


There is no way out.

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>>548491447

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>>548490890
Okay I finally received the money, Nick is out on bail. He's still high as fuck though. Here's his mugshot

>>548491447
Build up the pressure at the bottom of the tube, then let it release and he will be pushed up upwards!

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>>548491447
FEMEN 4 NICHO!!!!!!

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>>548491447
Full speed ahead!

>>548491886
>Charge Battery
Brings back the memories of him being plugged to the electrostatic equipment in the hospital.

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>>548491886
I'm sure they'll take his case pro bono.

>>548491886
How is he? I've heard jail can change a man....

>>548491886
Nick needs some pussy ladies and gentleman.
It's been a hectic night

This is one for the books.

>>548491886
I might have to suck dick for the rest of my life but I do it all for you Nick

Go blaze some more of dat dank ass weed shit mang, live your dreams

>>548492187
agreed.
Great thread OP, most clever shit on /b/ all year.

?
??

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>>548491886
Guy's he's hallucinating he thinks he's holding a charged battery instead of a sign that says "Charge: Battery"

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>548491886
Don't go all Serbian Film Nicholas, stay strong, keep blazin and start pumpin n dumpin fresh poontang. You've been set free...

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>>548492316
But but.. I see it too

>>548492316
Jesus, the battery to body weight ratio could kill him! Get outta there!

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>>548492316
This thread has made my week.

>>548492535
Nicholas is in heaven now so it's up to you to tell me where do you buy that awesome weed shit

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Balling thread mang. so much ballin

>>548492617
seconded.

Nicholas! FFS, put the battery down!

>>548492319
http://4archive.org/b/thread/548482732

My god it's gonna take ages to turn this into a jpeg. Fuck. All these screencaps

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>>548492319
Ok! Jesus christ!

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>>548492316

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>>548492882
Nicholas is in prison and all you care about is your jpgs

Fucking self-absorbed jerk

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>>548492316
Nick is feeling tons better, we haven't any idea when the court date is. But he's happily accepting Quianchong as his own, Crabbette flew home to Thailand and hasn't contacted Nick in a while, rumours have emerged she was run over and is now a Crushed Asian.

>>548493031
No, I'm dedicating the jpeg to Nick's beautiful story you little annoying piece of shit why don't you go fucking kill yourself you neckbeard munklechunk fucking raspberry ripple why don't you fuck off back to your wheelie bin and fart a poop filled umbilical cord out your herpes scabby japs eye you filthy jigglepiggle fuckwad stinky tit. Go fucking hang yourself or drink some colostomy bag juice ya filthy cockmuncher gigglequack.

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>>548492316
It'll be alright!

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>>548493230
Holy jesus, I love him too, we gotta support Nicholas. Don't feed the trolls.

>>548493184
Fuck that slut, I hope she is dead.

>>548493230
10/10 for creativity tho

>>548493184
Beautiful story

TOASTING IN EDIB CREAB

>>548493230
Calm your ass nigger. I'm in the navy seals

>>548493184
Fuckin knew she was a sloppy gooked bitch. Nick will be fine. Just tell him not to let Quianchong become a supreme gentleman, let him fuck pussy

i would pay $100 a month to watch a nick tv show

>>548493184
crustaceans Crushed Asian

>>548493184
>Crushed Asian

Fuck my sides

ilu Nick 5eva ; _;7

>>548493184
Where do they live OP, nottingham castle?

>>548493748
topfuckingkek

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>>548493184

What's Nicks favorite T.V. Show?

>>548493184
Crushed Asian......ha.....hahahaha

>>548490906
lelz 2da wellz

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>>548493965
Nick enjoys watching Bullseye, it's a darts show. Nick is quite the keen darts player.

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>>548493230
>gigglequack

Someone please archive this thread

>>548494125
I laughed at that too.

thought I was the only one.

>>548494110
What's Nick's family like?

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>>548493321
Agreed. I have created a charity for Nick. Together we can get his life back on track.

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>>548493230
W-Wow it must have taken long to come up with these insults

>>548494564
It's a pasta you absolute gigglequack. It was from that thread where he was freaking out about Futanaria.com, and somebody called him a newfag and he got angry as fuck

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>>548494509
He's such a big fan he even has darts with flights that have the game show's logo.

He comes from a long line of crusty socks, I can show you his auntie if you like? she is the only one that is still alive.

>>548494564
ya fuckin gigglequack

>>548494546
Our hero

>>548494861
If she's as hot as nick, sure.

>>548494886
I dare somebody to vocaroo that pasta in a scouse accent. I swear I will lose my shit

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>>548494546
Nick noticed that his picture was a little blurry and feels quite embarrassed. He posed for a picture on a plain background so you can fix that.

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>>548495113
I guess she aunt!

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>>548495241

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>>548495294
>>548495113

Nick's aunt also has liver failure, I think it may be hereditary

>>548495624
fk she's hot

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>>548495241
Sure thing, Nick!

>>548495624
She is beautiful

>>548495862
He wanted to say thanks!

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>>548495624
Does this liver failure run in the family?

>>548496059
I've started a Facebook page for Nicholas as he's struggling to use the computer because of his lack of arms.

fb/NicholasSockson

>>548496069
Yes I think it may be hereditary.

>>548496246
Fuck I don't have a kikebook. Is it public?

>>548496407
Yes. Nick wanted to thank everyone for supporting him so he has made it public.

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>This thread
>This win

10/10 you have made my day OP Nicholas is now a 4channel legend

>>548496613
>NicholasSockson
Can nick's aunt say : 'girls are only good for pussy'? need it for work ty

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>>548496613
Here's some OC for you Nick, you high fuck

ilu doe