Whats the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? An egg

supreme lols

>>548346168
Which came first, the big bang or that joke?

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Someone's butthurt they're not a supreme gentleman.

>>548346168
ha

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>>548346383

I big banged your mum last night

FUCK YOU OP. MY COUSIN DIED BECAUSE OF THIS ASSHOLE HWO THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT????"

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>>548346825

>>548346168
I wonder how many girls he would have impregnated. The kid wasn't shooting blanks.

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>>548346825

>>548346168
He's a good looking guy, and had money. If he couldnt get laid he wasnt even trying.

>>548346168
hahahahhahahahahahahahahah

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Can't dodge the Rodge

>>548346168
lol op is not a faggot

>>548346825
Le master troll.

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>>548346438
>You will never hang out with based drek and run with sanic while he carresses your prostate wth a racoon doll

>>548346650
>that filename
>you're op

>>548346945
6/10
i chuckled

>>548347163
I laughed harder at that than the joke you're rating

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>>548346168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5laxoAPWoMA&feature=youtu.be

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>>548346383
big bang

>>548347080
love little nerds like you making jokes only a person with autism would laugh at

>>548346168
He was a nice guy

He waited till everyone else had had their bullet before giving himself one

>>548347107
>master
Nothing masterful about this performance, guy.
Unless you've just trolled me.

shit.

>>548346168

Eggs are white on the outside and yellow on the inside

>>548347448
>Posting this on the chan

It's not like he was ugly or anything. Why would have had such a problem getting laid?

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rip in peace

>>548347465
BRAVO NOLAN

He was 100% British too, he only moved to the US with his parents. The yank sluts got what they deserved.

>>548347643
Shit, meant fo>>548347342

>>548346825
pics or it didnt happen

he was an alcohol

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>>548347789

LELELE WORSHIPING SPREE KILLERS

so edgy.

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>>548348081
there you go, fucking asshole
/thread

>>548347109
Drek is dreck. Fuck you quaad.

>>548346168
Whats the difference between Elliot Rodger and that joke? That joke is old. Now fuck off back to 9gag please

>>548347107
Le...?
"Le" master troll?
oh my god just get the fuck out

>>548347706
Have you seen his videos? He was arrogant, awkward as fuck and just didn't know how to talk without sounding like a fucking complete autist tool.

Girls may be able to get away with it because they're only expected to look good and nothing else, but for guys, it doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't even hold a conversation like a normal human being you'll never get laid.

>>548348596
how is this proof that this is the other anons cousin

>>548346168
how beta must this guy have been to not get laid in 22 years, he's not exactly ugly or anything....

>>548347516
good one

>>548348956
It's his gook mother's fault.

>>548348956
Read any 2-3 sentences of his manifesto and you'll figure it out

>>548348596
I like their cute little booties, they're like a non-whore version of ugg boots

What´s the difference between Elliot Rodger and his father?

>>548349194
oh well, entertainment is entertainment. I guess I should not complain

>>548348759
Oh my god stop being so new

Unless...you're the master troll.


A real human bean.

A True Detective

elliot rodger comes out of the closet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6I--eD2ds

>>548349435
Asian women found Elliot's father attractive.

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Elliot's step mom

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More step-mom - Can't find any hi-res

>>548349435
Movies

>>548346825
any nudes?

>>548349990
>>548349839
lol really?

the forbidden fruit...

>>548346168
made me lol

>>548351192

Google reverse image search will take you to his fathers website with more ... great parenting

>>548351506
haha that "Cheeky" - section

>>548348704
The punchline should be '"The joke will get old"

>>548352007
The punchline should be "The joke made some girls giggle"

>>548346168
lold so hard

>>548349839
>>548349990
Where you got these?

>>548352958
http://www.rodgerpictures.com/#!/portfolio/G0000FDyJy6_MOJY/I00001NAbZp5WhL8

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dat sister fixation

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>>548346825
its all my fault I'm sorry.
I met this strange creeper last year, it was my first year on college.
First I found him attractive but then his words and how he looked at me made me feel awkward. He was all over me but I rejected it.

It felt right on that time but now I realize I could avoid all this happening.

I'm sorry /b/.

>>548346168
That was funny and epic, toasting in an epic bread, check em desu puddi autism!

>>548353205
dat BMW fixation

>>548351506
Isn't it his grandfather, the photographer?

>>548346168
What's this guy's name? Who is this?

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>>548353825
Doge

>>548348832
>Girls may be able to get away with it
total 10/10
Deaf girls, blind girls, down syndrome... whatever... they all get laid if they want.
Even fat fucks can get their share of niggers and fedorafags.

But males play in fucking extreme mode. Any weak detail and you are lost in fuckless zone.

That also explain why top alpha male fuck thousands of high class bitches.

>>548353825
Some kissless quasi-chinaman who went cowadoody then an heroed as a supreme gentleman.

>>548349435
His father was a pure blood.
Mixing races lead to defects.
He is proof.

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>>548354265

>>548348596
Oh shit nigger

>>548354265
someone paste elliot under this picture, crying

>>548346825
No one died in the incident, last time I read on it. Only wounded. You are a bad baitist.

>>548354775
kek'd

also please quints

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>>548354265

>>548349194
skimmed through sections of it, he may be a little retarded. he was putting thousands of dollars down to buy lottery tickets so he could get rich and achieve woman. He thought he was destined to win.

>>548353075
Thanks bro!

>>548353692
Read the 'About' section on website, it's his father. IMDB has name of his wife - Elliot's step-mom

>>548355939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3JwS4RcYyk

>>548355806
omfg she looks like she's wearing old-person stage makeup

this picture has singlehandedly cured me of a desire for cheese pizza

>>548353205
IS this serious ? More?

>>548346168
Baba don't jam his cock into eggs in prison?

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>>548347304

HAHAHAHA

>That really tweaked my nipples

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Elliot Rodger didn't kill himself because he wasn't getting laid, he killed himself because he hated himself. He blamed it on everyone else, when really, it was all down to him.

you really think a pity fuck would have stopped him from killing himself? I doubt it. he would have still killed himself because he'd never been in a meaningful relationship or some bullshit. how can you expect someone to love you if you don't love yourself?

Instead of confronting the issue and taking positive steps to be ok in his own skin, he just wallowed in self hatred, blamed it on everyone else then took the cowards way out.

The world doesn't owe you shit. You make your own fortune.

>>548348262
that fucking dog maymay. Take that shit to reddit.

>>548356996

I guess bullies are winners in your world, too.

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>>548356996
>Asking for some sort of self-criticism would be like asking him to stick his dick in a blender.

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>>548356651

You can read his manifesto here:
www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto

His sister's twitter with pics:
https://twitter.com/georgiarodgerr/media

His sister twerking:
http://twicsy.com/i/cLizXd
http://twicsy.com/i/XnDsPd

>>548348317

>implying anyone except /r9k/ sperglords worship him
>implying he's not the laughing stock of humanity

>>548357292
how would that be
elliot comes across as kind of a bully with his emotional blackmail.

>>548357292
Life isn't fair. Deal with it

>>548357785
What did the sister have to do with it so why bring her up. You are just as retarded as him

>>548356996
I think this is close. If any of you are familiar with seduction lessons in so cal: this guy could have afforded them. Would have been able to create the situation for sex. When I learned moar about that stuff, I realized what this anon is saying. A pitty fuck wouldn't make me feel better. I still dont get laid, but the stuff I learned from looking into seduction helped me understand my situation moar. I'm still horny as fuck, but if I really want to get laid, I know there are things I must do. If you're thirsty and want water, you must seek it. If you are poor and uneducated but know you want better, go through college. If you want to have sex, find what it takes and keep trying till you get it.

>>548356996

His father was into The Secret which is a cult popular in Hollywood, Oprah makes a lot of money popularizing it.

He went into despair when it didn't come true. He thought he was going to get super powers and win the lotto, get dosh,and use that to get bitches. Its all in his manifesto.

Millions of people believe in shit like this btw

>>548346984
No one's gonna fuck you if you sound like a god damn anime villain.

>>548358928
tell me more about these lessons

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>>548359393

a comedy one at that

>mfw he postponed his plans because he caught cold

>>548359124
I believe in the basic concept of "The Secret". The seduction community is a great example in context to what >>548356996 said. In a situation where you journey to fulfill a desire you learn (if you're lucky) about what motivates your desire. And this post is a great example of why I don't like how the secret promotes the concept of manifestation. You dont get things by just wanting them, you strive for them then you create a reality that you either find acceptable or continue working at it till you think you've achieved it.

>>548359801
>I believe in the basic concept of "The Secret"
>The seduction community
100%, distilled, pure virgin right here

>>548353205
sounds like a complete retard

hey girls... i drive a bimmer, you like guys who drive a bimmer? well fuck you you dirty whores!

gee i wonder why he was a fucking tard wizard

>>548348596
That lesbian in the blue shirt has some seriously manly looking shoulders and arms. I don't think she even has tits, just some killer, can crushing pectoral muscles.

Also those boots are fucking Sa'WEET as. Where can I get a pair?

>>548356996
but he had a bmw and 300 sunglasses

>>548359801

There's a lot of faggotry in PUA but at least they would have the balls to go out and meet girls, learn how to approach people, talk to people, learn from mistakes, etc. The Secret told him he didn't need to do any of that. All he had to do was believe in something hard enough and it will come true. The universe will take care of everything else.

He lays it all out in his manifesto and its unfortunate nobody will call this shit out because some nigger queen Oprah is behind it, but this shit literally ruins lives. This isn't remotely the first case. I would go so far as to say Elliot was a victim, and created a cycle of abuse that he relayed onto his victims.

His faggot father made a failed movie about the secret too, "Oh My God", and he introduced it to his son.

>>548357292
only losers cry about bullies

you have a problem with bullies two choices

fix it or be a bitch

you sound like a bitch.

oh no bullies win oh no. somebody plug a vagina

>>548359667
I read the book "The Game: Infiltrating the secret world of pickup artists". This book was about how the author went from getting no action to making significant amounts of money teaching people to seduce women. But thats kind of the catch. As I was pointing out to the other anon's point that sex isn't happiness. They touch on that in the book. But to me its the same as the secret (or concept of manifestation). You start at point A. In this example not having sex. You study what it is you want- sex. What is it (of course you know what sex is but this question is in the context of defining your goal so you have a clear understanding of what you are after). Who can you identify as "successful" with respect to what you want to achieve? What is it that makes them successful? <- this is where that dude and many others (thought not to the degree he did) fuck up. "he has muscles and money, I dont have that". You are to take the elements of the successful person is doing and find your way of replicating them. Most people who want the body can get close enough to get women they'll settle for. If you've noticed, there's alot to study here. They say not to set a time frame. Just keep improving yourself until you're where you want to be. Not stopping until you're at the point. This guy didn't want to do the work. Look up seduction lessons in the LA area. But you don't need to pay. Read the book about how it happened and put the effort forth that they did.

>>548348759
>2014
>Not using the le

So much newfag...

>>548360905
He was depressed and depressed people are weird like that.

>>548352007
The joke is already old. Also that's just a lame rehash of "what's the difference between Madeleine Mccann and Madeleine Mccann jokes?"

Which is a little ironic in itself since Madeleine Mccann jokes, much like madeleine herself, seemingly haven't aged a day since she went missing all those years ago.

>>548349175
How short was he exactly? Are we talking sub 5'9" true manlet height? Or more like average?

>>548360949
and he was supposed to win the lottery

spent 700 bucks on it drove to arizona to buy the megaball or what ever.

lost his shit cause he didnt win the lotto and cant get laid

fucking tard behavior.... he needed a good bully to kick his ass.

>>548356996
>Elliot Rodger didn't kill himself because he wasn't getting laid, he killed himself because he hated himself.
>He blamed it on everyone else, when really, it was all down to him.
>he hated himself
>he blamed (his failure) on everyone else

lrn2constructnarrativeamericlap

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>>548358842

He was fapping outside her door while she was getting fucked. The guy wanted more.

Cry more, faggot.

>>548359953
Not a virgin. But I couldn't go out and get even a date if I wanted to. I know this though. I have a concept of what I need to do if I really get to the point where I want it.
>>548360949
I have to agree with the faggotry part. I saw it like flatland bmx: I knew I was gonna fall, learned that replacing parts got expensive when I fucked up, but I was willing to pay the cost, because I liked the activity.
What I said about learning about myself was similar. I dont mind the rejection, skin your knees and you learn to be moar careful. The PUA's like the game, as in the act of seduction. I really believe the sex is just Icing on the cake, so to speak. I dug the self improvement that is involved with getting to the point of PUA. Most people want instant results, not to do the work.

>>548346168
kek

>>548361183
Last time I tried to fix it: I got dragged into a police cruiser.

>>548361214
>k. But to me its the same as the secret (or concept of manifestation).

This is the faggotry that is in PUA. Yes if you take the very general concept: if you think positive generally positive things will happen. If you think negative you will wallow in negativity.

That's really has far as you need to go.

Once you scratch the surface the secret, or law of attraction, sheists people by thinking all you need to do is visualize something happening and it will come true. The commercial for it literally shows people dreaming about owning a necklace, and somebody will buy it for you. Or open a phone book and send a random person $50 and you get $1000 in return from random people doing the same. Or some asshole who wrote extra zeros on his bank statement and the bank started sending statements with those extra digits included!

Elliot tool this and believed he could solve all his problems and anxiety by winning the lotto. He kept dropping out of classes and resorting to buying lottery tickets. He cut off all contact with friends thinking they were "bringing negativity". If somebody tried to bring him back to reality they were "imposing limiting beliefs". He thought he could structure his own reality, Hoping this Secret will work and the universe will make everything right.

Its a cult and it ruined his life.

>>548362626
I cant argue with that. Like I said, I believe in getting back up after falling down. Re evaluating the situation and taking another approach. The secret only focuses on the mental part- which I do agree is important, but just as useful as a car and no gas or gas and no car. There's an equilibrium that they fall to one side of. If they promoted working hard, they probably wouldn't make money doing what they do.

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>>548347789
rest in peace in peace. well said

>>548347159
KEK!

>>548347159
HAH!

>>548362261
good.

stop being a bitch... been in back of squad car before, been detained for a night.

sometimes it is worth it... if you are not a bitch

>>548363585
You must be new here. Jesus fuck is it summer already?

>>548353205
I really don't understand how he can put so much importance on whether or not he has put his dick inside a woman.. He seems pretty obsessed with the idea of himself being a virgin, and other people not being so.. Seriously why does he even care? I'm a 23 year old virgin who makes no effort with romance or trying to get laid, mainly because I don't feel the "need" and couldn't give 2 shits if people think I'm less of a person because I haven't had sex.. It's such a retarded and short-sighted mentality to hold, and yet this guy claims to have a "superior mind"

Wtf? If sex is the pinnacle of existence then people are more hopelessly stupid than I've been led to believe.

>>548364935
>alreadygivenuponlife.txt

>>548346168
he is getting the atenchion he wanted from society.
he has reached his god tier.

>>548365237
He is CHIM, now.

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>>548346168

>>548346168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDYUmltFcQk
Elliot Rodger theme song
>motherfucking supreme gentleman

>>548364935
It's easy to imagine that sex is the most wonderful thing ever when you have never had it.

>>548366164
>It's easy to imagine that sex is the most wonderful thing ever when you have never had it.
It's even easier if you've had it once and realised how great it is but never got it again.

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>>548366474
sex isnt as fun as it seems

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>>548366774
nigga you doin it wrong. No, seriously.

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>>548346825
Well she shoulda fucked him and this never woulda happened

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>>548353232
It's okay /b/aby. Just learn from your mistake and put out more in future, okay? Just because the law says your body is yours doesn't make it logical or moral.

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>>548346168

haha.....

>>548364790

okay you primitive screwheads listen up....

what is the attraction 4chan has towards him, is it because he is in fact the "feel guy" who became that feel? ftw no gf...

if his threads where all over r9k/ it would be awesome because thats where he truly belongs instead of every fucking 4chan thread.

pic not related, just smoke a fucking cigar.... .

>>548365184
Not really. The truth of it is I'm just not so primitive that I rely on instincts to get me through life, or rely on basic desires and pleasures to give my existence some sort of meaning. That seems to me to be such a basic way to think and live life. You validate your own worth and quantify the success of your existence based on how often you have sex? 'Cause that is such a tremendous achievement that only the greatest of us are capable of achieving, right?

I'm not saying everyone should abstain. If you want to go stick your dick in any girl that will have you, then you go right ahead and do that. I'm sure you'll be a better person for it. But I just find that it works pretty well for me to not be distracted in life by an eternal pursuit for pussy. I've had a few opportunities to lose my V plates but I wasn't interested in having drunken/meaningless one night stands.

That's not to say if I met the right girl and we clicked that I would refuse sex. It's just not something I need. I don't go out hoping to meet a girl, my life is interesting enough that I don't need something to fill a void.

>>548367553

pic related.... where are his fucking teeth, did you knock them out? hahaha

>>548346168
At least he got penetrated in the end

>>548346168
fuck this faggot. my gf said she would have dated him.... i fucking hate that he is getting what he wanted and became a god. fuck him to hell with a big satan dick