Need to vent to you /b/. Recently, I took a photo of my cousin

>>548333949
Take more shots. Post 'em. Fap.

stop

your cousin looks like a whore

Its called winsest for a reason.

Whether people will admit it or not, we all have had fantasies about our relatives (such as cousins). It's normal. I had a crush on two of my cousins for a long time. Oddly enough, I finally met my niece and we've been in a relationship for a while now (though technically not my "niece" as she was adopted into the family when my bro met his hoe.

>>548333949
Moar, guilt is for the worthless

I mean, how would I go about asking her? Don't want to be fucking disowned or something.

>>548333949
i know that feel
im in love with my cousin since i was little she was always my biggest love...
i even have a girlfriend since half an year i think about her all day long

so what. i banged my cousin and it was awesome

Make her wear your semen like a cum dumpster the rush you will get will be an outer worldly experience trust me i have experience.

>>548334438

enjoy your STDs

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>>548333949

kayden23cutie.tumblr.com

follow on screen..free

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Your friends are toilet talkers.

Should I text her now? I'll post screenshots

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Don't know what to say, aha

Fuck yes! Do it faggot!

>>548336323
>I want to get all up in them guts! You down?

>>548336507

if post ends in 5 then send "im going to rape you"

>>548336507
Continue.

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>>548336675

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>>548336675

check it FAGGOT

>>548336675
Holy shit.

>>548336675
oh shit

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>>548336675

>>548336992
hahahahahaha oh fuck my sides
if in 7
"gently"

I've found your cousin with google reverse image search by isolating and enhancing the face.

YOU'RE ONE SICK FUCK AND I'M GOING TO LINK HER THIS THREAD, PICS AND CONVERSATION IMAGES.

I'VE ALSO FOUND OTHER RELATIVES FROM HER FACEBOOK AND IM PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

YOU SICK FUCK!

>>548336992
>inb4 this was all a ruse

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>>548336992

>>548336992
OP delivered!!!

>>548336675
do it

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>>548336675

>>548336992

lost my shit

too bad OP, she probably would have fucked you

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>>548337103

>>548337270
LOLOLOLOL Act cool and be suave.

>>548337270
tell her "i mean that in the most loving way, i want to lick your anus and rape you afterwards"

What do I reply to that? Hahahaha

Post more pics of your cousin i think she is fappable

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>>548337087
Fucking white knight.
>inb4 I'm a feminist pussy

>>548337270
fucking autocorrect... i meant fuck ofc

>>548337087
worst b8 of the year

>>548337270
The only proper reply is:

>"Unless you'd rather just say yes."

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>>548337270

>>548337270
>inb4 this was all a clever ruse

This is some autistic shit holy fuck

>>548337270
fake of course, but fun.
it's easy to make these there are websites plus he would have blocked the name

somebody archive this

>>548337270
Get into conversation to distract initial shock.

>>548334243
Adoption is exempt

>>548333949

do you know why the ban on incest exists? its to prevent the birth of "degenerate" kid. i guess you two would use a condom anyway first of all and second she is only your cousin that isnt even incest

>>548337503
Just be like, I can't contain it anymore, sophie.

>>548337578
this is pretty good rolling for this

>>548337503

if post ends in 7

"you are a sexual object to me"

>>548337745
"but if you want to act like you're resisting, it will only make my penis harder"

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>>548337802

fuck you moot

OP is a trolling god

>>548337745
what the fuck hahahaha

>>548337602
LOOK YOU MORONS

>>548337745
OP you sound really weird, you have to not sound like a rapist and make the rape sound appealing. Girls want you to fuck the shit out of them not tell them you want the best for them

>>548337745
inb4 v&nd

>>548337270
>inb4 dinosaur

This is all way too fast. Think about it, he's immediately texting it AND SHARING IT WITHOUT US ASKING?
I'm calling it. This is bullshit, mark my words.

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>>548337970

>>548336750
OP you dun goofed, you had it here...

If anyone actually believes this shit...

>>548338032
It's called Dropbox faggot.

>>548337970
Seems a little too fake to me.

>>548337526
>>548337567

Well i am a feminist and tbh coming out with 'inb4 im a feminist pussy' is typical of male pigs!! why cant a man stand up for women like this poor girl.

you're a pure autistic idiot and you deserve to be punished!!

OP 4chan will ruin you

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>>548337970
suaved

>>548338164
>>548338142
>>548338104
of course it's fake. look here
>>548337602

>>548337970
#rekt

>>548337970
>mum

>>548333949

HAve sex with her

That will keep you from masturbating over pics of her

>>548338142
I didn't mean that, asswipe. He says he's afraid to fuck shit up, and he just follows our every command? This is fake, just wait and see.

>>548338240
No. It will complete your transformation

>>548337970
Send her this to calm her angsty teenage ass down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zuhy0A4QUk

>>548337970
OP's reaction to his cousin never talking to him again: "Fucking 4chin..."

>>548333949
Be happy there's someone you want to fuck

>>548338142
>>548338375
Oh I didn't know it was you, OP. You're a fucking idiot, you have to take classes in roleplaying, no one believes you.

>>548338472
Implying you're above the natural tendency to have sex with women (or men) around you...

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>tfw OP

hi

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5

>>548338660
Fuck off faggot.

>>548338472
Supreme gentleman, is that you?

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>>548338623
Well then.

>>548338717
bye

>>548337404
>2014
>believing Iphone screenshots to be real

>>548338930

desu

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>>548338865
>icanhascheezeburger.com

>>548338795
Sage in all fields.

>>548337745

my sides have left the stratosphere

>>548338865
Godspeed, good luck in your future endeavours.

>>548338216
GTFO YOU GOBBY CUNT

Well now, you're never gonna be able to bone her that way.

>>548338865

SOCk don't leave us. Post reply.

Conspiracy Theory Time:

I think that she's holding an iPhone in the first picture, because I think I have the exact same case.

Why, then, are his messages to her in green?

>>548341113
"it was my penis"

say it, go go

>>548341293
THIS

>>548341293
dickswipe

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>>548341701

>>548341701

the SOCk strikes again.

Ask if she wants a dick pic

>>548341701
Not bad, not bad
>>548341127
Lets not hope for this shall we

>>548333949
Fuck her pussy OP

>>548341701
that's the way. Say that you are going to get her in 30 mins and drive her to a motel.

ah, take pics and post'em after here

>>548342684

Tell her you're excited to see her Sun

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I'm from Brazil, the president of my parents learned to read after the election

>>548343028
Delicious dung

"dung"

Now send that dick pic and tell her its all for her

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lets share a dung!

>>548343401
post ends in 7 you tell her about your scat fantasies

this shit is fucking hilarious
Well done, OP

what a dung

>>548343401
doing good

>>548343401
Tell her you want to fuck her to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94

>>548343401

Tell her about your gloryhole idea, you can hide her in a cardboard box

>>548344005

Keep going OP, reel her in. You're almost there

>>548343401
i lick your ice cream you can lick my lollipop

>>548344005
Stop acting like a fucking retard, she seems like she's slowly getting interested.

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Whenever I find my sister asleep, I want to ejaculate on her so badly.

What is wrong with me?

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>>548336750

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>>548344005
> Nan's
I haven't keked like this in a long time, cheers OP

Have a present, pic related

>>548341127
because this whole thing is FAKE, newtard.

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What do?

>>548341127
maybe she didnt sign up for imessage. maybe OP didnt sign up for imessage.

>>548345116
call her and breath until she hangs up

>>548345116
Send her a picture of your dick.

>>548344920
>because this whole thing is FAKE, newtard.

Clearly.

He's obviously texting between himself and his old shitty flip phone.

I just want him to know that we know.

an hero faggot.

>>548345116
Look, I know it's weird, but it can be something we don't tell anyone else. No one knows, and we have a lot of fun in the meantime. Think it over. Sorry about the porn reference, I was just joking, I'm a bit nervous here.

>>548341127
That phone is the size of an Android phone, it's massive. So it could be legit. Then again, OP could be messaging his Google Voice number with a renamed contact name.

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Well I think its totally normal. I mean look at her, who would not thinm shes hot?
Goethe once said "Erlaubt ist was gefaellt" which roughly means "Whatever appears nicely to you is valid" (god damnit what a bad translation. Some anon should help me with that)
So fuck your fuckin bad conscience and rules made up by society.
I e.g. got a gf and wanna fuck every 2nd girl I see in the streets. Most of them even appear to be hotter than my gurl. Shit sux. lel but I cant shut these thoughts down, i just got used to them and like to watch dem titties and asses. (would break up with her if we wouldnt have a child lol, she turned into a very weird person during and after pregnancy. we dont fuck anymore. I am 6,6' and 8.5/10 + a good basketball player, a well educated student and a nice person. Guess u could call me a SUPREME GENTLEMAN :dd - I feel like I am waisting my potential with her. Thank you anon for ur shoulder to cry on. Never said that before... feels good. And on the same time bad because she is the mom of my son.... fml.)

>>548345116
>Fuck you bitch. Tomorrow is the day of retribution. I'll show you

Do it

>>548345116

Tell her you're not good talking to pretty girls.

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guys it's fake you can relax :)
and yet it was funny :_)

>>548345426
>That phone is the size of an Android phone, it's massive.

I think she has small teenage girl hands, actually.

Say ''I'm sorry, I know I sayd lot of shit, but you need to see all the shit going thru my poopoo''

>>548345609
He already said the pic was from a creep thread.
You didn't prove anything wrong.

I saw this last week. Stahp.

fact: cousin marriages are very prevalent throughout history

Come on guys don't abandon ship yet...surely OP will deliver...

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>>548345609

He's been postin her pic around

Don't KNOCk the SOCk homeboy

>>548345654
True, but I think an iPhone would still fit pretty well even in a little girl's hands... I see 7 year olds with iPhones these days and never think they look colossal

>>548345743
I don't even

>>548346348
no

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>>548345524

>>548345524
Do it faggot

If this isn't fake I despair for you /b/ro. You need to pretend your phone was stolen or some shit, otherwise your chance of sex with her or any female she knows will be absolute zero.

If post ends in 8, send her the pic you took and tell her that you masturbate to that pic everyday

>dat time zone

>>548347230
England

>>548347051 Reroll

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She's not really replying as fast anymore, Can't wait for Sunday.

>>548347051
>reroll

>>548347051
ill take a reroll

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FAKE.

>>548347051
fukn' rolj

>>548347051
Rawlin

Can't send her any photos as it will cost me

>poorfag.jpg

Fake or Not i just had a good laugh
Thanks OP

>>548337970
>doing what /b/ wants
>ever

>>548333949
>Pic Related
top kek

>>548347457
GOD and ALPHA AS FUCK

>>548348013
That's not what you said when I jerked off on you earlier today

>>548347985
>Then just say that you masturbate to a pic of her

>>548347457

Well done, she now thinks you are a creepy mentally ill stalker. She will tell all her friends and you will forever be "that weirdo" to all of them. Your chances of sex with a female have plummeted to rock bottom. RIP.

>>548347985

Tell her you just jacked off and feel a little better. Say sorry if you got a lil too excited

>>548344228
It's just because she won't watch you fap and tell you to cum for her, like a good sister.

Post a pair of her panties pls.

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I will keep this forever

>>548348292
relay to this you should start a drive by massacre
>>548347457

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Making me pay you cunts

tell her that you have cancer and you want her to the last girl you will ever be with

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>>548348812

>>548348654

post full size version pls

>>548348812
Eggsealent

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>>548347018
Don't listen to him, OP. You're going strong, and need to sum this up in a blaze of glory. Break out all the stops, and lay the best you have on her. She'll be so overcome by the sheer power of your testicular fortitude, she'll have no choice but to jump your proverbial bones.

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>>548348654
sweet

ITT: OP has 2 cellphones.

Well.. She's stopped replying. Sorry guys

>>548349552
no shit, really?

>>548349582
If only this were real...

Wow OP
Now that my sides have subsided, I feel sorry for you. She's going to tell members of the family one by one who will inevitable spread the word and soon enough your whole family will know you as that one fucking creepy sexually stunted fuck.
Well done OP you idiot.

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mfw when you think I have two phones

>>548349582
>implying you're not trolling everyone right now with a buddy of yours.

>>548349552
OP doesn't even need two phones, only a phone and a Google Voice number.

You can do that shit just getting a texting app

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>>548348567
>panties
>easy mode

Here's two.

>>548350203
Clean or dirty?

>>548350203
>Doesn't even buy Pink or Aerie
>ISHYDDT

>>548337970

>mum

dead giveaway, fuck you, OP, you are a faggot.

OP, your only hope to get out is to
>tell her that a friend bet you $20 to do this.
>Get a close friend to agree
>say you were both drunk.
>if needed giver her $10 for pain being the victim

>>548350721
For being the victim
was gonna write something else but changed it

>>548350721
there's no way in hell OP has any friends

>>548350717
"pls respond"

>>548345364
there's websites that you can make fake texts with

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>>548350616
Got a dirty pair.
>slightly harder mode
These smell pretty fucking good.

>>548350664
They are 'pink', in fact.

Id prefer him to leave his mark on a hoodie / jumper

>>548351363
Nah, those are just regular Victoria's Secret. You can tell by the waistband and patterns.

>>548351363
>that wet spot
>would sniff

>may have to fap

>>548351568

I hope you're a fem, or else you're just a fat faggot

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I know it is fake, but still had a legit laugh. Cheers

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE blow your load on a hoodie / jumper take pictures of the whole process and of it on her when wearing it.

>>548348812
you're going to get laid OP enjoy that pussy you deserve it.

>>548351968
Don't worry, I'm a femanon, lol. I'm doubt a massive faggot would even be that knowledgeable.

>>548352291
gtfo attention whore

>>548352291

I always worry, here in /b/

>>548348812
sweet jesus,moar please

>>548333949
Post pictures of her feet.

>>548338206
Why are you even here, at least bait the hooks

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>>548336675
>>548336992

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>>548351568
The tag says "pink", faggot.

>>548351869
Here's a pic of her wearing the green ones, please fap away.

Now I gotta go beat it while I sniff that wet spot.
>maybe taste a little

>>548333949

If you want to start something with her you need her to catch you jacking off, the first time she'll probably walk away, make it maybe a week later and make her catch you again, if she's interested she'll help you, if she wants nothing to do with you she'll walk away again.

>>548352601
>whale.png

>>548343121
Fuckin kek'd

Op i will make you cry and then use your tears as loob

>>548352291
>>548352291
I'm straight and I own like 30 pairs of VS Pink panties.. lol

>>548341127
Because shit happens on the network so it randomly ignores imessage? Or maybe one of them just doesent use it? Or maybe she isnt actually using an iphone?

>>548353076
perhaps you could sell them and invest in a spell check

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>>548352782
Not really.

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fucking god tier thread m8 r8 8

>>548344228
henry?

>>548348812
send her a pic of your dick

Send her a pic with an shoe on head

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>>548333949

>>548353351
Who is this?

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posting in epic thread someone screencap pls

>>548353213
I have to ask you OP
Dou you think she will talk to you again?

>>548353805
busted

>>548353805
ah, never mind. Other pic makes me think I'm off--hair isn't right. May be a coincidence, unless she's changed a lot since I saw her last.

Just in case...does her name start with M, two dogs in the family?

cum in her food and watch her eat it

>>548353351
>>548353805
>>548354121
oooh this is gonna get gooood

>>548354006
>>548354131
This guy gets it.

>>548354004
We'll know soon enough come sunday. She'll probably be at my nan's like normal.

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>>548353998
>Desu desu toasting in epic bread puddipuddi mootmoot mods checkem brony autismin invisible to women!!!!!

>>548353805
Oh shit, is you busted?
>moremoremoremore

I made out with my cousin, almost fingered her but she said stop. That was... Senior year of highschool, like 2 years ago. Since then, we don't talk about it but we don't deny it either. She and I are in happy sexual relationships.

>>548348812
come on post more dammit

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>>548354121

>>548344165
Haha made me lol

>>548333949
Oh hey I was in that thread. Go for it, bruh

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This thread
>>548348812
>>548353805

>>548348812
More OP?

You guys can have her Kik if you want

sophiemarsh97

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>>548355071

>>548353214
Please show us more of her.
>thighs and ass

>>548355614
Is this the real life

>>548355614
>97

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>>548355614
oh yea
does she like the funky cold medina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ