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It's /elliot/ time! If Elliot would've had sex would he have killed all those people? Debate.
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>>548278395
Self bump
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>>548278395
yes, just years later
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>>548278585
nah
i bet he would've gone mad the next day when he realises that no, sticking his cock in a living human woman doesn't magically make your autism go away and make everything else in life work perfectly
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so much autism tho lol. Its good he killed himself too bad he took others with him
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>>548278675
and then killed everyone
but really
>nice car
>educated
>rich
>privileged
>complaining about life
of course he would've still killed people
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>>548278395
bumping for potential
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he would've become obsessed with her, creeped her out then killed her when she stopped answering his calls
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>>548278675
but it does
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>>548278747
At least he's proof to use in those "can't get girls what do" threads that no, having money and shit doesn't really help if you're still an 11/10 on the aspergers-o-meter.
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>>548278814
Is it worth it to trade 9 for 1? I'd think so.
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>>548278890
exactly money and looks don't mean shit. this fucker proved it
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>>548278395
he would have had sex, then turned gay and raged that no guy wanted to suck his dick, then gone on a similar autistic attack against men.
>men are the devil,
>why can't they suck my dick
>i have a bmw and gucci sunglasses
>etc etc
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>>548278949
Who's to say he would have stopped at one? Dipshit would figure the one girl would represent the entirety of the human race and still go murderlurdering
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I can see him becoming like Bateman in American Psycho. Self obsessed to the point that he'll hide the woman he's fucking on film and watch himself in the mirror the whole time, and then killing them because BITCHES AND WHORES.
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>>548278826
no it doesnt you virging
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"I am the supreme gentleman, I do not have swag I have class unlike you other brutes"
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>>548278395
yes he still would have. he would wonder why not 99% of the worlds girls are jumping on his dick and just a few, and then he will go on a shooting rampage a few years later because of this.

he was a retard, he cant be helped.
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>>548279034
Is there any evidence he even tried to get laid? Should've been easy as piss in the area he lived in. All I can think of is that he was that special kind of tard who thinks he'll drown in pussy because his blog post this week was really good.
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He would have realized the real insignificance of sex and probably shot himself out of depression from all those years of misery for something so stupid and shallow about existence.
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>>548279085
makes you feel better about yourself and about life. most likely he'd realise it's not a big deal anyway...
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This whole situation just reminds me of this.
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>>548278395
Well. If he got a gf the relationship wouldn't last because hes narcissistic and obsessive. He would shoot the girl and her family for making an evil woman. And probably kill his family for not being white and rich enough.
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>>548279065
Well we could deal in hypotheticals all day. I'm just going off the quoted post.
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>>548278395
Women fuck your nearest reclusive beta and save lives.

Support mandatory redistribution of pussy or you're a misogynist.

Fuck a beta, save a life.
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>>548279374
Maybe just stop wasting breath harassing people and spend that time befriending people
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>>548278395
He'd probably just whine like a bitch more and complain that they only did it out of pity or some shit. No woman would want to date a guy that is a bigger drama queen bitch then even they are.
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Fucking waste of money and opportunities.
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>>548280378
http://youtu.be/B_BIviNQPu8
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One of the problems is that many women are just incredibly shallow - and its due to legitimate evolutionary reasons, in that they invest much more in having a child than men, therefore they are more picky about the man they choose to mate with...
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Faggot kid had no style
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>>548278395
>>548278395
i think he probably was gay
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He's a sociopath, so possibly. Would have found a different focus
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>>548278826
>>548278675
It does, but over time. Except in this case where he only blamed everyone else for his failures I'm assuming there'd be some excuse.

For a normal person, you'd notice the quirk that ruined it and then you'd immediately "never again" that shit.
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Also, I refuse to believe he couldn't get one slut on his dick in all those years. Nice girls wouldn't give a shit sure but don't fuckin tell me there wasn't one dirty whore out there for him.
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>>548281290
that image tho

noticed theres no girl on his arm
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Although I don't think he would have become a serial killer and gone on a random rampage, I think no matter how his relationship with girls were he would've become a murderer.
Say he gets laid. If the girl never wanted to talk to him again, he would get angry, blame it on her (not himself, because he's perfect), kill her. If the girl wanted to talk again, he'd get more attached, eventually she'd get to a point where she wouldn't want to talk to him, he'd get mad, blame her, kill her.
If he got an actual girlfriend and the relationship ended not in his favor, he would get mad, kill her.
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>>548278395
Not those people in particular, but
somewhere down the line, yes he would have killed for some other reason.
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>>548278395
Yes, because he also had an intense hate for niggers and homosexuals even though he was both
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>>548278395
Im just gonna leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKsD1METNBs
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The dude was born a spree killer.
He didn't have feelings for anyone other than himself.
He didn't kill because he was a virgin -
he was a virgin because girls could sense his creepy killer vibe.

You should read his 140 page manifesto, the dude had serious attitude problems.
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>>548281043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qod7EK-pxTw
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>>548278949

Not that one, she's smoking hot
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>>548278395
He just needed to smoke a bowl, that would've solved all his problems. ; )
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>>548282124
>>He didn't kill because he was a virgin - he was a virgin because girls could sense his creepy killer vibe.

this >>check'em.jpg

Common cause/effect mix-up, 99% of betas think they will stop being miserable and become a man when they dip their dick in pussy. They don't realise you have to stop being miserable and become a man by yourself and that will get you pussy.

That guy had everything (except pussy) without any effort, he literally couldn't understand an idea that you have to work to gain something, everything was thrown at him. Girls didn't throw their cunts in his face because something was wrong with them. The same opinion friendzoned betas have about girls ("they are stupid because they don't realize how great i am, wha whaaa") though Elliot had that mindset about everything
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>>548279237
He had a 140 page manifesto of his descent into madness. Or how he "ascended beyond humanity" as he put it. I've yet to find an instance of him actually asking out a girl.

The whinny prick would break down and cry if he was at a friends house with another guest and the other guest got more attention than him.
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>>548284935
>He had a 140 page manifesto of his descent into madnes
link?
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>>548285148

the summer is strong with this one.
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>>548285148
http://www.businessinsider.com/elliot-rodgers-manifesto-2014-5
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of course he would have
he was clearly ill
mental illness isn't a fkn joke
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No, he was mentally ill. Notice how he never actually talks to a woman or asks one out? He used it as an excuse. He was supposed to be taking pills for schizophrenia, but refused to take them. He was probably too narcissistic to admit he had something wrong with himself.
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he would have killed the poor bitch he fucked, after she realied his dick is only 4 inches
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>>548278395
If OP ever had sex, would he spread this autism?
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>>548280880

>Women who only want hot guys are 'shallow'
>Men who only want hot women aren't shallow, they're just victims :(
>This isn't a double-standard to some men because aliens
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>>548281290
Lol'd
Poor guy, everyone is laughing at him even while he burns in hell.
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See, this is why referring to names as rigid designators when discussing possible universes is a problem.
If this guy 'Elliot' actually had had sex, would he then have been the guy 'Elliot' who shot a bunch of people? Of course not - in order to create a scenario where Elliot had sex, you'd have to change fundamental things in this guy's foundation, and in doing so, changing the very things that made him kill these people, and the very things that made him 'Elliot'.

>tl;dr - Kripke is a moron.
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It's all a hoax. The jews once again using mass media to deceive Americans into disarming.
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>>548279374
>Mandatory redistribution of pussy

Kekest
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>>548288138
>>>/pol/
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>>548288138
>It's all a hoax. The jews once again using mass media to deceive Americans into disarming.

which is why 3 of the 6 victims were stabbed to death with a knife?

sounds legit
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>>548279374
>mandatory redistribution of pussy

pic related
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>>548290348
The "man" on the far left gave me a chuckle
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>>548290348
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The fact that girls rejected this lowlife sociopath gives me some new hope in humanity.?
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>>548279374
kekekekekek
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>>548283440
Umm... what
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It would've made him calm the fuck down and realize that pussy is not amazing that he has to murder people over it

I imagine after his first nut he'd stop talking like an anime villain and then attract more women until he finally stop being such a sociopath
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>>548278395
if girls arent so stingy with there pussy towards nice guys and not fucking niggers like its haloween candy then yes. lives saved. even a kiss probably.
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>>548291967
>"nice guys"

>beta term for "I'm entitled to vagina because I throw money at strangers, look at how nice I am"
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>>548278395
The guy is basically representative of some of 4chan's virgin users; they all believe women have some obligation to show them attention. Of course he would have.
>women don't show me attention guys, I'm the perfect gentleman
>they go out with "brutes" who treat them like shit and I would just worship them
>all women are sluts, etc.
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>>548278395
People like him are just a bunch of beta faggots, thinking women have to give them sex because they are 'nice guys'? Haha!
Let me break it to you virginfags, yeah sex is great but to be honest it's not that amazing, there is more amazing shit in the world other than sex.
Faggots.
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>>548279237
he had a blog??
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Anxiety Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on watching couples at the beach., and I have over 300 confirmed rejections. I am trained in supreme gentleman awkwardness and I’m the top virgin in the entire Santa Barbara College. You are nothing to me but just another alpha. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking manifesto. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Alpha. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of betas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the supreme storm, alpha. The supreme storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a relationship You’re fucking alpha, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime in my BMW with my video camera, and I can kill you in over seven hundred supreme ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in being a disguised homosexual, but I have access to the entire Hunger Games cast and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your happy lucky ass off the face of the continent, you little alpha. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “relationship” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn alpha. I will shit myself due to shyness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking confident, commoner.
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>>548292886
Maybe, who the fuck gives a shit. The point is that this guy was a nigger. Niggers are self entitled and often kill people for the smallest perceived slight, that's exactly what this guy did and is therefore a nigger of the highest order.
I don't know why we're wasting our time on this shit, it's just another dead nigger. If I wanted to hear dead niggers talking shit I'd listen to Biggie.
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>>548290348
>rational men of intelligence
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>>548294984
Are you denying the superiority of those supreme gentlemen? How dare you. No pussy for you in the new world
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>>548278395
>It's /elliot/ time! If Elliot would've had sex would he have killed all those people? Debate.


If just ONE girl had put out for him, then none of these people would have died.

Its pretty fucked up when you think about it.

Some stuck up bitch couldnt even spare 30 seconds out of her life (thats all it would have took) to fuck Elliot and save all those innocent people.

We give women the power to pursue their own sexual desires and they fucking cause shit like this to happen..
This is why women shouldnt have rights.
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>>548287453
>>548287453
>>548287453
Hahahaha.

Someone should make a fake elliot account and make some clever post on the youtube song.

Or even better still make a hashtag trend or something.

Holy fuck this has so much potential
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>>548278395
why was he a virgin? he looks good. its easy to get girls when you look good.
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>>548297518
He's a manlet and has crippling autism.
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ELLIOT WAS A FAGGOT. THE END.
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>>548297794
>>548297794
>was a manlet

ftfy
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>>548279058
dont forget he called 'mother' every time he didn't get his way..
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>>548295956

You're fucking delusional and should kill yourself just like he did. That little waste of life never even TALKED to a girl.
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>>548281797
exactly what i think.. it was bound to happen
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>>548285476
yea.. i think this >>548285148
anon lives under a stone
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>>548298510

>You're fucking delusional

Your moms delusional.

>That little waste of life never even TALKED to a girl.

Why is it always expected that the man has to make the first move?

If women had any amount of human decency or empathy they would have noticed this guy was being left out and instead of making fun of him they would have given him a quick 30 second go on their vagina.

Just weigh those two things up against each other:

One girl has to endure a penis in her vagina for a short amount of time.
Versus
Seven people dying.
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If Elliot could get laid on the regular, he'd just be Patrick Bateman.
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>>548299247
see >>548281797
it would have happened.. one way or another
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Fucking feminazi bitches are jumping all over this.Women control men, not the other way around. They control pussy and men want pussy so they are more powerful. Women don't want supreme gentlemen, they want dumb "alpha males", unsophisticated beasts and niggers with big dicks. Women are inferior and impure and poison society with their sex. Supreme gentlemen around the world should unite against the global jewish matriarchy.
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this proves we need to legalize prostitution
imagine a shrink prescribing a hooker paid by health insurance
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>>548299561
We make this happen Anon.

This needs to be an Operation.
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we should all upload this to our channels lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUovh-7g10A
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>>548282174
the atmosphere of drive certainly fits
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>>548299284
No, he wouldn't have been. Patrick was confident in every approach.

Elliot was a spineless sponge. If he didn't have his parents money, do you think he would be that flash? I seriously doubt it.
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>>548299561
He didn't want sex, he wanted love.
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>goes on rampage about not getting laid
>plans to kill self
>doesn't rape anyone

wtf?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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>>548299803

Elliot definitely didn't act his age, 22, but I can imagine Patrick acting like Elliot at age 16.

You're right, Patrick puts on the front of confidence much, much better than Elliot did. But they both placed a high level of value on material wealth and social acceptance. I couldn't help but to think of Patrick when Elliot said, "These glasses--Giorgio Armani, $300."
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Rich, looked good and had famous parents. Yet none wanted to fuck him. Something is not right in this picture.
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>>548300317
he lives in the slut capital of the world also
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>>548299825
>He didn't want sex, he wanted love.

A prostitute is someone who will love you, no matter who you are or where you come from.
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>>548299608
>move to the Netherlands
>done
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>If Elliot would've had sex would he have killed all those people?
More than likely. Gangsters, other mass murderers and women everywhere are all proof that you can't fuck the crazy out of someone.
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>>548278395

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that he ended his dramatic video manifesto on the following note: "udder annihilation" ?
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>>548300658
Because people like you are a diamond dozen.
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>>548297256
P-pls respond
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>>548287929

Wow thats quite deep.
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If Monette Moin wasnt such a fucking whore he wouldnt kill anyone
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>>548300658
because its cliche and boring. No originality
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A lot of people were saying this guy was an asperger's case, or he had autism. Not the case. This kid was a sociopath. He didn't really want love, he craved sex, but he thought he was above committing rape, so he murdered people to make a point instead.

No matter what, this kid was going off the deep end and someone was going to get hurt. Too bad he didn't get help when it could have done some good.

Or get hit by a bus. That works too
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>>548278395
Is that why he killed only people who didn't have sex either?
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>>548302858
>Or get hit by a bus. That works too

Kek
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>>548299542
this guy
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>>548302964
>>548302964
nevar forghetti
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