WELCOME THE KING OF /b/ AND IN FACT ALL FEDORA NECKBEARDS h

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2638049/7-dead-drive-shooting-near-UC-Santa-Barbara.html

File: fedorad.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 479x720px

magnificently done sir

bump for mra glory

no memes? no wisecracking jokes? no rebuttal?

This needs to be in every thread, it's gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

Okay I'll respond.
His drive-by had nothing to do with atheism.

no more friendzone for anyone!

SUPREME GENTLEMAN

>>547873814
We should be surprised that this doesn't happen more often.
So many nice guys get turned down because women are stupid and gravitate towards assholes who can't, don't, and won't appreciate them.

No argument or conversation?
Okay then

>>547874915
I KNOW RIGHT? MAN THOSE SELF ABSORBED WOMEN JUST DON'T GET IT

>>547873814

Virgin and proud too.

No wait.. I got that wrong. I'm glad I mother less.

> Too soon?

JUSTICE FINALLY SERVED FOR NICE GUYS EVERYWHERE

File: tippingintensifies.gif (595KB, 460x600px) Image search: [Google]

595KB, 460x600px

>>547874915

euphoric/10

>>547875090

If I was a feminist I would talk to geeks more respectably and even consider them as fuck friends not friend zones.

> Change real quick. Bitches, man, they are bitches. See what condesendence does to the looked down upon new second class citizen that is the modern intellectual male /b/?
Or head to Wizardchan.

sleep sound sweet prince

>>547875882
>and even consider them as fuck friends

SO TRUE! MEN DESERVE ALL OF THE SEX ALL OF THE TIME

>>547876115

If they don't do that then lots of virgin antifeminist's will be buying guns lol.

>>547876814
BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE WOMEN SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLAN

another faggot virgin neckbeard gets all mad and shoots people because he fails at life..

im sure theres plenty of losers here that can identify with him.

if you want a hot girl under the age of 25 then you have to be alpha and obnoxious.

once they get a bit older and start to realise theyre just being used and fucktoys they start to look for stable guys with money.

stay pleb

>>547877087

Thats what Eliot R did. I wouldn't shoot a woman for it, but they are annoying at times. But never enough to shoot dead. He went past the line and just kept on going rapidly.

The guy is the embodiment of /b/. Did he post here?

stupid beta fag

>>547879120
he posted here all the time man

his id was Heaven. maybe you've seen him around

File: You know its true.gif (137KB, 180x135px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 180x135px

He's the ultimate beta faggot
Cries about how he can't get woman
Thinks he'll get woman with his car
Goes on a murdering spree
Is he the embodiment of /b/ or the ultimate beta?

File: 1398977924161s.jpg (4KB, 124x122px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 124x122px

Dude was only the SUPREME BETAFAG
Dumbshit had everything, cars, money, clothes, but still couldn't close the deal? The world would have been a better place if this dick sucking queer had just killed himself quietly in his massive closet

File: 1350794383702.png (102KB, 401x359px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 401x359px

>>547878287
This guy gets it

I'm glad that not everyone in this thread is immediately reinforcing the stupid and entitled perceptions that enable shit like this, thank you

First, this thread is the same 4 people jerking each other off.
Second, it's a shame that he didn't find the counter to all the 'beta, hat-tipping, euphemism' and decided to do what he did.

All these internet alphas about to come in here and talk about how they 'get all the ladies because i ain't care.'

>>547880459
>daddy is assistant director on the hunger games
>totally privileged brat with my own car
>girls are mean to me
>kill 7 people

>>547880727
How do you know he's 'privileged?'

Cause he has his own car at 22?

You sound like a fat feminist saying 'privilege' stop embarrassing yourself.

>>547880968
>defending irrational killing of 7 innocent people
>using fat feminist as an insult
>not understanding privilege
>pretending that privilege doesn't exist
>never subjected to poverty

rage more

>>547881243
Christ you're like the embodiment of the modern-day whiney ass liberal feminist.


Privilege isn't as common as you deadbeats think it is.

Fat feminist is a valid insult, thank you.

I never defended any killings.

>>547881243
oh fuck i must've went to tumblr by accident. let me just turn around.

>>547878287
>>547879927
Yeah but the attractive ones are completely thrashed by then.

>>547881608
>>547881878
>trivializing the suffering of the underprivileged of both genders
>trivializing feminism
>dismissing anything that doesn't align with their personal world view and reward system
>getting this irrationally pissed off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States#2010s

> America is a fucking retarded place and this stuff shouldn't surprise you guys anymore

his fucked up manifesto: http://fr.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto

>>547880968
His father co directed Hunger Games, he's rich as fuck

>>547879659
That's honestly what makes this guy the shittiest shooter ever. He probably has it better then me but yet he goes and does this bullshit.

Cho and Aurora Shooter (forget his name) had mental disorders.

The columbine shooters were poor, depressed and way too edgy for the 90's

This guy has what? Loads of cash? A guarantee that he can work in the movie industry? His virginity? Gimme a break

>>547882705
>>547882656
But totally not privileged, oh no, no way, privilege is a feminist construct guys

>>547882656

He was an assistant director. He's only as rich as handjob.

He got on the set of Hunger Games and thought he could lay with one of the female stars. After getting taunted off the set by JLaw he proceeded to go critical until he blew up in the witnessed spectacle.

>>547880968
driving a newish model BMW 3 series, Dad is wealthy, Can afford to go to college... yep, totally unprivileged.

>>547873814

>king of /b/ and neckbeards
>implying he would be friends with you cause ya'll POOR, UNEDUCATED, BASEMENT DWELLERS WHO DON'T OWN A BMW
>implying ya'll losers are better than him

>>547883305
I haven't killed anyone

>>547883457
/thread

>>547880968
>How do you know he's 'privileged?'

Guy rides a BMW at 22? Rich dad? are you shitting me?

File: pic_of_me.jpg (26KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 640x480px

>>547883457

>I haven't killed anyone

File: idiot-picture.jpg (17KB, 375x325px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 375x325px

>>547880968
>You sound like a fat feminist saying 'privilege' stop embarrassing yourself.

Just because the concept of 'privilege' is misused by SJWs doesn't mean it isn't a valid one.

>>547884236
Haven't even maimed anyone. so yeah, kinda better than him

>>547880968
You're a bigger faggot than OP is.

I don't know how you did it, but congratulations.

File: elliot.png (81KB, 682x353px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 682x353px

>>547884275
>>547883923
The kid went to a private boarding school, drove a BMW and got to hangout on the set of The Hunger Games, I'd say that's a pretty good indication of privilege. But that isn't even the point I'm making with this thread of the thing that should be singled upon, the fact is this person was a misogynists who gelt that women were inferior to him and should be punished for rejecting his sexual advances. You know, feminists get shit on every fucking day on /b/ for calling out abuse and cases of rape and such and are dismissed and trivialized and then we have a case like this where the motivation is so clear and obvious and people will still try to trivialize and dismiss it.

>>547873814
"Another incident happened on the following day, near the same location. I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions."

>LOL

>>547873814
>THE SUPREME GENTLEMAN
Dies a kissless virgin

Stay strong /b/

>>547874478
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

Holy shit this is funny.

He was truly one of us, fellow /b/fags.

He was truly one of us.

>>547873814
On the day before the Day of Retribution, I will start the First Phase of my vengeance: Silently killing as many people as I can around Isla Vista by luring them into my apartment through some form of trickery.

Why didn't he just keep doing this? What a failure.

>>547878287
>if you want a hot girl under the age of 25 then you have to be alpha and obnoxious.
>alpha

MFW when you then tell others to stay pleb. Top kek.

>>547885341
he didnt give us notice before he did his deed.
hes a redditfag confirmed

>>547885004
What a petty faggot.

>>547880968

rekt. truly.

>>547885264
Holy fuck. On this note, I am off to the gym to continue my path to physical alpha status.

this guy used to post over at /r9k/

>>547876115
>>547877087
srs please go

>>547885004
That is gold

he drove a BMW and was a virgin till 22.....

>>547882184
>trivializing feminism

feminism is trivial to begin with lol

>>547882826
also, being an AD on hunger games does not make anyone rich as fuck. you clearly have no idea about set hierarchy.

>>547882184
But feminism is trivial anon.

>>547885962
I'm not even going to try and argue with this because if you know anything about this story it has been well established that he was a private school kid with a bmw and a privileged life so fuck off

>>547885962
>>547886197
>women have opinions wah

I bet he was an atheist

File: 1382114368638.jpg (669KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

669KB, 2048x1536px

Oh look, I have a black bmw that costs like a full degree at your university but I am suffering because no one loves me.

What a faggot, you won't get any cute girls because most of them are just stupid and still prefer muscles over intelligence, get over it, if you like girls just by their appearence you are in the same position. I personally find dumb girls more unattractive that an intelligent but 5/10 woman.

>>547873814
Nah fuck this spoiled kid, I hope he gets assraped in prison by a nigger named the DeShawn. Killing people becuase his cushy hollywood life isn't filled with women. It's one thing for a neckbeard, but not this faggot.

>>547884841
Without the threat and manipulation of taking away sex, feminism is powerless.
A group of trailer park trash could kick your ass if you didn't manipulate others into supporting your cause through the control of sex.
You're just whores who over value yourselves, just like Elliot.
Your pussy is not made of gold you selfish self serving cunt.

>>547886605

He ghost.

>>547885898
>>547885559

"I made no progress in school either. My geography class had no pretty girls in it, so I had no hope there. I spent a lot of time sitting in the cafeteria area, but all of the beautiful girls I saw intimidated me too much. One time, as I was walking across the huge bridge that connected the two campuses, I passed
by a girl I thought was pretty and said “Hi” as we near
ed each other.
She kept on walking and didn’t
even have the grace to respond to me.
How dare she! That foul bitch.
I felt so humiliated that I went to one of the school bathrooms, locked myself in a toilet stall, and cried for an hour."

This is priceless!

>>547886682
YOU'RE SO RIGHT ANON WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS FOR BEING SEXUALLY ACTIVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY BEFORE THANK YOU

go on a shooting spree to really drive your point home

It's funny, because the only reason any of this shit "neckbeard" "beta male" "euphoric" culture and mass shootings exists is literally autism.

I have no idea why autism is so prevalent these days. Must be technology. The side-affect of such a drastic change in the environment we came from. From trees to white walls and shitty internet culture.

>>547886670
I wonder if he actually did that and if those were the heads of the bodies they found in his apartment earlier.

>>547873814
a fuckless butthurt virgin who shot himself in the head?

king of /b/?

go fuck yourself OP.. it'll be the only fuck you will ever have

>>547886943

"I always stood beside the goal tender and pretended I was second goal tender."

confirmed for beta.

>>547873814
The funny part is, he's not that bad looking. It's obvious from his awkward speech during the video that he's just socially awkward as fuck.

>>547887134
>confirmed for totally missing the joke

>>547886809
what a poofter.
if he hadn't shot himself i'd have stabbed him in the forehead with his own pristine dick

>/pol/ and /b/ are having an extravaganza with Fedora Supreme.
Its a good fucking day.

>>547887202
He's emotionally immature, narcissistic, and has Asperger's

>>547886497
Come on. At least try for me. I like it when you put a little effort in.

>>547873814
this cunt's theme song should be 'frontier psychiatry'

>>547886734
Yea I just looked, I could barely finish the article.

>>547887306
>if he hadn't shot himself
wait.. he did commit suicide?

>/b/tards,/b/tards everywhere

>>547887356
he's every /b/ 'alpha' writ large
what a hero to us zeroes

File: 1400663090349.jpg (200KB, 746x718px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 746x718px

>>547886682
>>547886873
You're both cunts. I suggest you dicks shoot each other because neither of you is any good for the society we live in.

Fuck you.

someone post a pic of what he posted on /r9k/?

File: 1457538_678640488853207_1467491151_n.jpg (9KB, 261x195px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 261x195px

lol. fuck that MRA asshole

>>547886809

He doesn't wants to be rejected by pretty girls but he doesn't wants to pick a non "pretty" one.

That's completely logical.

File: 1400969978203.jpg (31KB, 342x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 342x400px

Wew...

>>>/r9k/11824862

>>547873814

I feel bad for this guy, he needed help. There is a a great stigma around mental health, especially people with an English background.

Anyway, the only thing that can happen does, so we shouldn't be mad at him. He is a victim of his own mind.

Another Aspie bites the dust....that's all you need to know to understand this.

>>547886873
future priest in the making.
i foresee a long career of you praising de lawd and bumming altar boys
>>547886682
>Without the threat and manipulation of taking away sex, feminism is powerless.
enjoy being controlled by your withered winkle you pussy
>A group of trailer park trash could kick your ass if you didn't manipulate others into supporting your cause through the control of sex.
translation: no woman will lower her standards enough to ever fuck you. you are sub standard in the gene pool and deserve your loneliness.
smell my finger.. yours will never smell of pussy
>You're just whores who over value yourselves, just like Elliot.
your value = zero
>Your pussy is not made of gold you selfish self serving cunt.
then why do you get so wound up?
you'd shit yourself if you got offered tasty vagina.
you'd put your hat over it, spit and run away like the gormless pillock you are.

your post will bring me years of satisfaction.. adding to my feeling of male supremacy as chicks bounce up and down on my cock and i blast a load at their eggies.

jelly?
lol what a stupid question.. of COURSE you are.

cry me more tears, boychild

>>547888025
Yea..what a spoiled mother fucker..

all that 'supreme gentleman' talk only shows how mental he was.

>protip:
Start off with 5/10 and work your way up.

>TFW no BMW

>>547888646
protip: any chick is worth burying your bean in if you've had enough vodka

>>547888301
he had 3:1 K/D ratio

>>547888587
2/10 troll

You got me to read the whole thing though

>>547885907
>>547886254
Wh-where are these FROM? Oh, glorious /b/, please reveal where this fine gentleman's blog resides!

File: feels.jpg (59KB, 572x537px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 572x537px

Only my extreme sense of weakness / beta-ness / wish I could be like Jesus-ness stopped me from performing similar acts when i was younger. Looking back on it, I suppose I could say this was because I was raised with kind and compassionate sympathy, and naively thought the world was and should be full of nice people, like the ones raising me. People who valued humanity and understanding as being paramount to nearly all other values. They were attractive, but not wealthy, respected, but not successful, known, but not famous, and often admired. Of course, they are my parents, and they're not perfect, but they have true hearts of gold, both of them, and that's what I learned from them as I grew up. How was I to be prepared for a world of harsh truths when I had been given that to grow up with? I say all this in hindsight, since I've passed (mostly) my trial of fire and gotten old enough see things a little more stoically.

I'm a strange duck, self-admittedly, and so I kind of empathize with this kid. I had all the tools which should have made me an B+ to A grade womanizer, except for my values of humanity and connectedness ( again, automatic in my household , so I suspected that was " normal " behavior for people ); maybe not money, but well educated, well-spoken, and good looking, and in good shape. Yet I felt the same loneliness and emptiness, and betrayal while growing up, and I didn't understand why.

It wasn't until I started getting into relationships with people who were raised very differently than myself that I began to understand that Alphas are both born and shaped by their environments, just like betas, and like everybody else.

What is STUPID about all of this is that if you're walking a path like this one, people don't seem to understand ( nor to they often seem particularly inclined to try ), making it very very fucking lonely, and worthy of some worldclass fucked up thoughts at times.

File: lovethis.jpg (138KB, 480x562px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 480x562px

>>547888837
i'll take it..

With all that money he couldn't get a hooker? Or go to one of his dad's Hollywood parties and get a BJ from Uma Thurman?

File: 1359421262075.jpg (111KB, 324x385px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 324x385px

Remember kids
You can't dodge the Rodge

File: 942683_462560983824161_282823473_n.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x480px

>>547883263
And Hunger Games only had a budget of 78 Million and only made 698 Million, so there's no way an assistant director of a movie of that scale couldn't possibly be rich. even with stock options and bonuses.

>>547889547
Why didn't you just get a hooker?

>>547873814
FEDORA'D MOTHERFUCKER

File: jew_mario.gif (8KB, 256x264px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 256x264px

>>547889708

Only 698 Million Shekels....

Fucking coward.

>>547890056
his name was Elliot Rodgers

>>547879537
>Is he the embodiment of /b/ or the ultimate beta?
>Implying there is a difference.

>>547890191
His name was Elliot Rodgers.

>>547890269

Too soon.

>>547889763
>nWrnnb

You're missing the point.
I wasn't just looking to fuck. I was always after something more meaningful, and I wasn't able to understand that others didn't view the world the same way.

Had I simply fucked, I probably would have just felt emptier. I've checked out hookers once or twice since, in gaps between relationships. and confirmed my reaction.

>>547890191
Fucking coward.

>>547890597
His name was Elliot Rodgers.

>>547889547
cont'd

I'll also add that in college I joined a frat, and though I went to a relatively beta-ish school, I was with one of the most Alpha frats on campus, and generally felt alone during that time. I eventually disassociated and went my own way, which I found more satisfying.

Still, lonely times, bros, lonely times....

It's hilarious to read that all he have been doing over the years of his life was hating on happy couples,and throwing his drink on their heads LOL

>>547890721
Coward fucking.

>>547890389
Never too soon.

His name was Elliot Rodgers.

>>547890597
his name was Elliot Rodgers

>>547890191
His name was Elliot Rodgers

>>547889538
http://www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto

>>547891991
His name was Elliot Rodgers

File: 1391385197066.jpg (13KB, 320x250px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 320x250px

How gulty (or not) are his parent feeling right now. After all, he was someone's son.

«Oh look, that's the guys that raised a narcisist sociopath that killed 6 people.»

>>547890721

When Fight Club members die they have names.

>>547892430
And his name was Elliot Rodgers

>>547892430
>beta club

h-his name is e-elliot rodger

>>547892430
There are no bitches in Fight Club

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgIQf5XTkb

>>547889272
>>11827581
>>11827592
try these mofos on for added fun

>>547892748
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgIQf5XTkb
10/10

When is the movie coming out?

That's interesting that he didn't rape any women.
You'd think he would have at least wanted to experience sex before he died

Could someone please make a Kenji?/Elliot shoop for me?

>>547874915
another supreme gentleman

>>547893090

Should have had sex with a Bunsen burner.

File: rf.jpg (26KB, 227x309px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 227x309px

>>547892748
what is this?

>>547893090
he should have sold his cock on ebay
"one owner, still in packaging, never used"

File: 1377501028891.gif (993KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

993KB, 250x250px

>>547892061
>tyvm
Kt lktfhr‚s fgush, J wks jitrgmuehm tg k ihw ikiiy wfg wgucm dh cjvjia wjtf us. Tgsk kim Knpkrrg
chlt dke` tg tfhjr fgnh eguitrjhs k lhw ngitfs dhlgrh wh ngvhm fgush. ]fjs ihw ikiiy wks ki Klrjeki Knhrjeki wgnki iknhm ]rkey. Ufh fkm k vhry lui phrsgikcjty, kim J kcwkys fkm k pchkskit tjnh wfhi sfh cgg`hm klthr us. Ufh wks kdch tg mrjvh, uicj`h ny prhvjgus ikiijhs, kim sg sfh wgucm dh tfh gih wfg
wgucm kcwkys pje` nh up lrgn sefggc murjia lktfhr‚s whh` lrgn
tfkt pgjit gi. Xiech Mki fkm k qukrrhc wjtf ny lktfhr, kim fh wks lgrehm tg ngvh gut. J wgucm ihvhr shh fjn kakji
klthr tfkt. ]rkey wgucm, ji k wky, rhpckeh Xiech Mki ks tfh cgmahr wfg wgucm cjvh kt lktfhr‚s fgush.

>>547892845
those posts are still ther on /r9k

loads of laughs and plenty of family fun

>>547893510
Fuck you heaven. Your jokes aren't funny.

>>547892748
Oh my fucking god I love you anon so much

File: 1400405391724.gif (2MB, 235x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 235x240px

>>547888150
Of all the places to find sympathy, it's /b/. Thanks for giving me a different perspective.

>>547892748
Anon, I love you.

>>547893667
that post was deleted or something, link to the posts?

File: toplel1.jpg (108KB, 814x182px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 814x182px

If only WoW wasn't so shit, all those gurlz could still be alive /b/

>>547893709
i disagree
they're hilarious.
and you are a douchebag with a very small cock.
and when i find you i'm going to rip out that cock, load it into a crossbow and shoot it through your mother's heart

>>547893709
fuck you retribution etc etc

>>547894969
>>>/r9k/11827851

go here and read down the thread.
it's a circus of fun with a femanon with her tits in a tangle

>>547889547

Ok, I just watched some more of this guy's videos. Beta I may have been, but he seems a little fuckin creepy.

I had shitloads of attention from women I wasn't interested in, but I think they would have all been creeped out by this dude.

File: 1364467304643.gif (830KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

830KB, 250x250px

>"having a high sex drive, I masturbated at least every other day"

>>547892748

Fucking admirable work anon.

>>547884821
>and white girls are the only ones I am attracted to, especially the blondes
this could all have been prevented if he didn't have such shitty entry-level tastes

>>547888150
So that gives him the right to kill innocent people? I think you need to rethink a few things...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sdZWYlqRMk

>>547890307
lold so hard

File: IMG_4073 - Copy (2).jpg (98KB, 931x522px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 931x522px

His name was Elliot Rodgers

>>547896320

He didnt say anything about it giving him the right to kill.

I think you need to reread a few things...

>>547892748
You are god

>>547896627
>>547896494

>>547896494
8/10 if you didn't crack up but I understand

>>547896614
"The only thing that can happen does" "We shouldn't be mad at him".....yeah he killed 6 innocent people, water under the bridge.

Idiot.

File: 1173863_10151726380413956_506020962_n.jpg (9KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 160x160px

>>547890269

>>547897085
>sympathizes with misogynistic, privileged brat who killed six people because he was a kissless virgin
>calls other people moronic

>>547897085

Again...nothing about giving someone the right to kill (which would be a preemptive decision), just a statement regarding the reactive response.

Get some reading comprehension you fucking twit.

>>547873879
He had aspergers syndrome. That explains everything.

>>547897274
Are you literally retarded?

File: elliot rodger beta.jpg (125KB, 722x520px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 722x520px

Reposting my recordings for the last thread:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgIQf5XTkb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d1go7WjfhJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zyZo8Oowgz

>>547897346
He's saying we shouldn't be mad at him for killing 6 fucking people. That's retarded.

>>547897634
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgIQf5XTkb
my sides have hit orbit

>>547897634
More please.

His manifesto needs to be made into a movie, directed by his rich daddy titled: The Hunger Games 4: Virginity Infinity

File: realhumanbeingandarealhero.png (335KB, 858x536px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 858x536px

>>547873814

>>547896593
alias 'lord hoverhand'

>>547874478
Holyshit thats fnny

I think the real question is, what the hell happened to make this kid think that simply because he was 22 and still a virgin that his life was over and he needed to get "revenge" because he was still a virgin.

Oh wait, this is a society in which chastity is frowned upon, virginity is just something to be thrown away and if you don't have sex by the time you are in college you are a WORTHLESS FUCK OF A HUMAN BEING!

Seriously, this is the message society sends to men and women both.

File: 1374528909751.jpg (16KB, 196x200px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 196x200px

>>547897634
this is too good

File: 1396406719203.jpg (69KB, 606x496px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 606x496px

I don't get it. This guy could have had it all. If he was going to go on a death mission, he should have bought a kilo of cocaine and threw a top-dollar slutty "escorts" party. Would get rid of the virginity problem and maybe the high would calm his nerves a little. Just goes to show kids, there's nothing a couple of escorts and a kilo of cocaine can't solve.

File: smart.jpg (41KB, 228x243px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 228x243px

>>547897665

He is saying that you should not be directly mad at a mentally ill person because of their actions. You still have every right to be mad that 6 people were killed.

I'm not saying I agree with the sentiment or not but I can easily understand his point.

How mentally handicapped does a person have to be before they are not responsible for their actions. Even more so, how can you categorize the severity of something as complicated and varying as mental illness.

>>547898308
>kg of cocaine
ok

>>547873814
Hi, Elliot Rodger here. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution. The day in which I will have my revenge against humanity. Against all of you. For the last 8 years of my life, ever since I've hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love, to other men but never to me. I'm 22 years old and I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me. I'm the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen. I will punish all of you for it. On the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB and I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck-up, blonde slut I see inside there. All those girls that I've desired so much, they would've all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you. You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male. After I've annhilated every single girl in the sorority house, I'll take to the streets of Isla Vista, and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasure while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years, they've all looked down upon me every time I try to go out and join them. Well now, I will be a God compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals, and I will slaughter you like animals.

>>547895613
That was his problem.
I masturbate at least 5 times a day, and that seems to do the trick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAt3ChOsuA

File: Euphoric.gif (1MB, 230x172px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 230x172px

>>547882559

Anyone found any gems in it yet?

>bahhhahaha why don't girls like me

because you're fucking crazy you dumbass, glad to see you sperged out and removed yourself from this planet.

File: elliot rodger reminiscing about underage girls.jpg (273KB, 936x603px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 936x603px

>>547897634
>>547897951
Mkay

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wPQYrGA7fJ

File: 1397981991152.png (799KB, 1021x640px) Image search: [Google]

799KB, 1021x640px

Makes me wonder about Brandon.

>>547898634
So his plan failed as well as his own life. Kek

File: 1398468683752.jpg (87KB, 366x488px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 366x488px

>>547896593
this one needs memeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZEjruo5eI

File: manthevan.png (1MB, 680x463px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 680x463px

>>547873814
I knew it was only a matter of time before you guys praised this faggot. Let's get this party started

File: Mah Nigga - 02.png (90KB, 318x235px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 318x235px

>>547895051

>be permavirgin
>wake up this morning
>2817 explicit messages from girls who have previously rejected me and desperately want to come over
>dafuq?
>turn on TV
>thank you based Elliot
>on behalf of neckbeards everywhere
>an true patriot and hero

>>547899395
I bet this video is going to be reposted a lot in beta/cringe threads.

File: flashootermovie.png (47KB, 580x521px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 580x521px

It's like he wrote the ultimate ABC Late Night Made-for-TV Movie. That's it -- I'm going through this entire manifesto in order to write the screenplay which will drive the (enormously successful) film about this.... anti-hero? How fedora should I go with this? Who should I get to assistant-direct it?

>>547879341
OH SHIT THAT GUY? MAN HE WAS ALWAYS SO PISSED ABOUT EVERYTHING

>>547899661
>supreme gentleman
>a real human bean

>>547899791
Dude I was just about to record that Halloween passage lol

File: 1374966323778.gif (130KB, 344x472px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 344x472px

>>547885004
holy shit this is gold.

>>547899351
winrar

File: The_Last_American_Virgin_movie_poster.jpg (41KB, 275x425px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 275x425px

Is anyone else reminded of this movie?

>>547890797
yeah, why'd this bitch have a drink to throw at all times? what a catty cunt, throwing his fucking beverage on happy people. RIP in pieces rodger dodger, 2014

>>547899953
Truly, the hiveminding is strong with this blog.

Alright: so who are we going to cast as this kid? I'm thinking Topher.

>>547873814
hasn't this guy (eliot rodgers) been on here bemoaning his loneliness?

that "incredibly good looking" guy who was popping up here with strange posts saying he couldn't get laid

sure it's him

>>547899073
its eliot rodgers?

"brandon"

>>547900246
search that shit in the archive and post it then.

>>547873814
He is a hero. A martyr.

>>547873814
just got the irony of the guy's name.
elliot RODGER.
he never rogered anyone.
deliciously funny

File: elliot rodger's fun halloween.jpg (206KB, 781x478px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 781x478px

>>547899791
>>547899953
Well here's that Halloween passage:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGcsjlQ2rm

>>547900462
Well, there go my ears.

>>547900412
No, I know, but he reminds me a lot of the shit Brandon would always say.

Then again, as others mentioned, he seems like a ton of people on /b/.

>>547899395
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ZEjruo5eI
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I had to skip around a lot because it became so fucking beta that I felt it start to affect me. I almost wanted to go buy a fedora and tip it to the screen.

File: pussy.jpg (51KB, 641x358px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 641x358px

>The ultimate pedestal.

>>547873814
>“Chris died because of the craven irresponsibility of politicians and the National Rifle Association,” he said.

Oh boy another complot to take away our guns

And it couldn't be more obvious

>>547900595
this makes "brandon" seem like a genuine person with issues. similar to eliot rodgers.
eliot rodgers appeared to be almost a parody of himself. so is brandon

>>547884841

If they'd make sure dudes got laid more, none of this would have happened

>>547900595
>he seems like a ton of people on /b/
because he was an insufferable, unoriginal faggot
this kid had issues, man

>>547900462
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

>>547900705
good that he's gone.
he probably would have ended up as a toddler toucher

Fuck am I excited for this inspiring more like him to go out and start exacting justice on women and restoring the natural order of things. They'll kill all whores and all whore enablers.

>>547873814
Discussion chat from last night:

tinychat

dot

com

/zaeujvzz

>>547900462
>katana
My sides just reached the orbit.

File: 1372816416937.gif (1MB, 255x191px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 255x191px

>>547900720
"You never let a crisis goto waste"-Raum Emmanuel

File: sadyank.jpg (32KB, 640x359px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 640x359px

>>547873814
It clearly worked. Look at this female now clearly understanding that it was all her fault for not fucking him.

>>547899351
indeed

>>547900000

Wew

File: keanu-reeves-has-lunch-on-park-bench-in-soho-ny-1024x711.jpg (144KB, 1024x711px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1024x711px

>>547900203
>Alright: so who are we going to cast as this kid? I'm thinking Topher.

Keanu Reeves

>>547901065
THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW

File: 1399171709282.jpg (547KB, 1400x990px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 1400x990px

>>547873814
Would the real an hero please stand up? That faggot went for high score and only got seven, which includes himself. He was definitely a /b/tard but he actually had the tits to do it. Props but fail

>pic related it's /b/ against hot bitches that aren't down to fuck

>>547873814
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wi1y5_elliot-rodger-compilation-of-videos-santa-barbara-shooter-elliot-rodger-disturbing-youtube-videos_news

Compilation

>>547900827
>>547900926

Yea, totally agree, and yet we never seem to notice the clear warning signs until it's too late.

Such a hero:

The party was a pool party, and my brother Jazz had full exposure to the swimming pool. He had
already learned how to walk, but he couldn’t swim. At one instance as I was eating lunch, I saw Jazz
quickly run off from the adults, completely unattended. I then watched as he curiously examined the water, and then descended into steps of the shallow end of the pool. Before long, he lost his footing on the steps and his whole body sank into the water. Nobody noticed.
He was going to drown
, I thought with panic. I ran as fast as I could, plunging into the water with my clothes still on, and pulled him out. I asked him how he was doing, and he coughed up some water and told me he felt fine. The only person who saw this happen was a little girl who was swimming in the shallow end. I saved his life, and my brother remembers it to this very day. Every single second of
my brother’s

>>547901065
she should go to prison for not slapping her sloppy cuntt around his prick

File: ddd508d7-a353-4b18-9d31-e9e2acbbe.gif (967KB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

967KB, 245x245px

Goddamnit I knew it was only a matter of time before /b/ started sucking this guy's cock. You little contrarian faggots are so desperate to go against the grain of anything that you praise such a tremendously beta shitlord like this guy.

>>547878287
>im sure theres plenty of losers here that can identify with him.

no, this is 4chan /b/ a place of the well adjusted alpha type.

>>547886602
is that richard stallman with a dead parrot?

>>547901223
Nah Topher is a fantastic suggestion. Reeves no way.

File: 1388174746972.jpg (18KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 479x720px

>>547873814

THE MANIFESTO OF BULLSHIT

http://www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto

File: 157-5746_IMG.jpg (530KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1200x1600px

>>547901562
He's just having a bit of a rest.

File: 1392303466024.jpg (49KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 500x375px

>>547901446
Goddamnit I knew it was only a matter of time before /b/ started demonizing this guy. You little contrarian faggots are so desperate to go against the grain of anything that you bash such a charming, beautiful young man.

>>547887202
he was incredibly confident and also good looking

he actually had a point

>>547900960
It's a shame he died actually; he'd have gotten all the sex he could want in prison.

This is sad, but it's sad because there's obviously a group of socially liberal lurkers who legitimately came here thinking that /b/ is a serious place to try and have a meaningful discussion about gender roles and feminism.

You probably lurk secretly, building up all this rage at the oh so awful things that btards say, and boy it just gosh makes you so mad. And you can't wait till some guy like this does something so blatantly stupid so that you can show all these awful women haters what awful people they really are. Because the best way to deal with people who make generalizations based on gender is to attack them with generalizations based on privilege and social class.

>>547901562
It's pining for the fjords.

>>547901813
Stallman also cannot get laid

makes you wonder who these people are getting laid

This is what happens in a society devoid of effort, where you are completely free from any social stigmas because you can just retreat to the internet if the real world shuns you. They then lose any ability to communicate with other humans and start to lose their minds. It is not like it is anyone's fault, though. Productivity has simply increased so much that most people have nothing to do, leading to mentally fucked people like this.

Elliot is love. Elliot is life.
>>547894794

File: 1399340355947.jpg (39KB, 465x382px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 465x382px

>>547888587

>>547896494
9/10 it's okay, this only adds audio exstacy to the trip known as RodgerDodger.

>>547901805
no fucken way thats real

>>547898420
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

What's happened is...

- Feminism has been pulled way out of proportion for the last couple of years.

- It became a platform to feel like a special snowflake and have a cause to rally behind.

- A justifiable backlash happened, with logical people saying "Man that's not even equality anymore, that's just fucking stupid"

- Feminism stopped meaning anything to people with a brain.

BUT THEN!

- This shit happens

- This is a legit example of "yo that dude is fucked up and had some really shitty, genuinely fucking wrong, misogynistic opinions of women"

- Because feminism's a joke, this shit doesn't get taken seriously

This is the Girl Who Cried Wolf, and now the Wolf just shot like 7 people.

>>547877087
Back to tumblr you go. You fat ugly cunt

File: 1335838754155.jpg (158KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 900x675px

>>547902060
He's probably had more sex than the average /b/ tard.

>>547901805
If you could give a tl;dr on that, that'd be greaaaat.

File: SpongeBob_with_Rodger.jpg (78KB, 1152x864px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1152x864px

This light bulb represents vagina. And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Rodger would cry

>>547903030
>Want to be popular kid
>Can't be popular kid
>Kill Popular kids

File: 1400951634771.jpg (60KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 960x720px

His mom met George Lucas
He could've been in the new Star Wars banging chicks with the force.

>>547885089
lel, what a delusional psychopath. How fascinating, how bizarre!

>>547902681
Except this is just an autistic kid. He was going to do it eventually, even if he got laid.

>>547903213

based on george lucas's love scenes in the prequels , i don't think he's ever been laid either

File: laughing lucas.jpg (184KB, 500x370px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 500x370px

>>547903213
>mfw he gave more of a shit about his mom meeting Georgea the Hutt than fucking Michael Jackson
He truly was autistic to the end

>>547903158
Heh, cool, thanks. That's an impressive way to condense that story down to three phrases.

>>547885089
>which resulted in me being the one to fall onto the street
kek

>>547902681
Yeah. Of course there are instances where feminists are right. The problem is they go around crying fire literally everywhere, because that's how feminism is. It doesn't just go after blatant examples. Just about EVERYTHING is an example of misogyny, because feminists feel that it's necessary to extract implicit and underlying bias against women.

The problem is that this means that it becomes a matter of interpretation and reading between the lines, and if you're really looking for it, you WILL find it, everywhere. So then they have to go around telling everyone they're really misogynists and products of patriarchy, they just "don't realize" it. Of course, the reaction to that from most people is going to be, No I'm fucking not. Then people get defensive, annoyed, and a backlash begins against them.

It's the same problem with people who cry racism and oppression everywhere. Good luck convincing people who don't hate women or don't hate people of other races, etc, that they really DO deep down, they just don't realize it. They need to stop that lame digging out implications bullshit and focus on blatant incidents, rather than going around crying wolf all the time.

File: 189289_231708713535033_5163779_n.jpg (44KB, 306x408px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 306x408px

>>547903213
Is that him dressed up like Michael blackson? Holy shat did he get his weiner touched by mjay?

>>547901805
All you have to do is read the last paragraph at the bottom and that pretty much will sum up all of it.

>>547892748
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOL

>>547900462
Oh, yes, right at 2:10! Fucking pocket-knife!

>>547902681

I'm not going to get into the whole feminism debate because I think it's basically a movement that had some good core points but was hijacked by insane hypocrites (for the record, I actually think a lot of the MRA types have legitimate points as well when they aren't being whiny butthurt faggots like this guy). That being said it find it genuinely unsettling to see how SJWs are already outright lying about the facts of this awful incident on social media. For example, I'm seeing repeated claims that the shooter killed exclusively women when at least one of the victims (and we don''t even know all the victims yet) was a male. I also find it sickeningly ironic that a group that's always whining about oppression of every type of label that a human being can have is so quick to demonize someone who clearly had severe mental issues. Maybe they should check their sanity-privilege.

>>547874478
I'm pretty sure he misspelled beaner, look at his non white ass.

Oh shit, this isn't /pol/, I'll just tip muh fedora on the way out.

>>547895051

>complains about normalfags

Look /b/, he's one of you! :^)

THIS MAN IS THE HERO THAT /R9K/ DESERVES

>>547903962
this all seems like bs is anyone really that autistic?

>>547903645
get those vile creatures OUT OF MY FACE!
I don't come to the internet - my sanctuary - to be reminded of these pigs!

>>547898923
Ohgawd. Please more.

>>547892748
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgIQf5XTkb
BRAVO

File: Screenshot from 2014-05-24 22:41:12.png (73KB, 979x337px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 979x337px

>>547903542

>>547899861
Fuck you, It's not like I want to be here

>>547903962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TpOBzxXxe1

>>547874915
lol I bet you only go after attractive girls and expect them to like you even though you aren't attractive. Girls are less superficial in terms of looks than men, you just can't be a pale shut-in and expect to get girls.

>>547887356
I'm surprised you haven't raided r9k yet.
They get all worked up without any effort.

File: dd972b3fffe1d0b38a0af895e48428ef.wix_mp_512.jpg (80KB, 720x479px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 720x479px

anyone google image search the alpha phi at ucsb?

>>547904114

You don't understand. Kids absorb every thought/action they see. This kid grew up on the internet. Put two and two together.

>>547888036
Lol. Half that post is about herself. What do you expect when the first 2 words are "femanon here"

>>547900462
IF YOU Record the entire 140 pages of his manifesto this way, and post it for 5-10 dollars on 4chan and anywhere, I will pay it gladly.

Hell I'll pay you 30 pounds for the entire thing recorded in that voice, or more.