Hey /b/, so I got some stories about this overweight feminist who sat behind me in all my classes in High School. And for
goddamn curtousey sake, I pre-typed this shit.
>Fucking High School
>Have Whale-Girl sit near me in literally 5/6 classes.
>Let's call her Martha.
>Martha is a 0/10 feminist, tumblr, every fandom, that kind of shit.
>Anyway she sits with her Great Barrier Reef, aka all of her other, exactly like minded friends.
Fuck I have so much to vent on this girl I don't know where to begin.
>Psychology, we're both Juniors.
>About halfway through the year.
>Psych teach is this laid back first year guy with a pony tail, we'll call him Mr. Ganja.
>Martha developes huge crush on Mr. Ganja, like sits in his lap during class and shit.
>Teacher obviously grossed out and concerned, even the idea of a teacher student relationship will get you fired.
>This goes on for weeks with him trying his best to avoid her.
>One day, come into class early
>Mr. Ganja telling her she has to stop
>She looks upset
>Later in class she tells her Great Barrier Reef he is attracted to her and she had to let him down.
I have more, unfortunately
Here's a fucked up one, I'll get to her feminist shit later, but this one is fucked up.
>Geometry to be specific
>Martha not talking at all, even to her GBR
>Thank Christ I have peace
>Sudden gasp in room
>Cheerleader sports chick stands up pointing at Martha while people gasp and shit
>Turn to Martha
>Like quite a bit of blood
>All over her desk
>Holy Christ the blood guys
>Teacher asks what happened
>Martha stays quiet
>Bitch has a razor.
>This bitch just sliced her wrist open in class
>Rushed to Nurses and then hospital
>She didn't come back for like, a week.
>Suspended for having a weapon
>Janitor's used a towel for the blood
>Everyone talks about it for weeks.
Moar on the way
Here's another fucked up one
>Martha sits right behind me in Psychology
>One day she throws her book bag down in a fit of her own bitchiness or something
>Her shit falls out of the bag
>One girl goes to help her pick it up
>Like, rule 34 type hand drawn gay porn
>A folder of it
>Mr. Ganja laughs it off
>About a week later
>She comes to her desk
>Starts placing porn neatly across her desk
>Everyone staring like whattheholyfuck
>Mr. Ganj asks her what the hell she's doing
>She literally tells him
>"Well if you all saw it last time it's ok, right?"
>She literally though this was acceptable behaviour
>Even Mr. Ganja is like goddammit
>She's given two Friday detentions.
Ok I got a great Feminist story coming up
Feminism story, as promised:
>A couple sits a few seats down from me
>We'll call them Jack and Jill
>Mr. Ganja is out
>They're making out fiercelessly
>Like getting it on
>Martha takes action
>First she bitches to her Great BArrier Reef about how they're both disgusting and awful and that the man is just a pig
>Then Martha moves near them
>Starts ranting about how he's a pig and how he's making Jill uncomfotable
>Both of them are like wtf
>Jack and Jill move
>Martha left there to wallow in her victory
>Tells her GBR that the two are going to hell
I'm so confused /b/
fat woman hate thread confirmed
Alright since the thread is picking up a bit, here's another story
>Everyday, Martha brings in food
>Like a full bag of Dorritos
>Or some Weeaboo Pockys.
>Fuck Pocky is actually pretty good
>Anyway, this bitch keeps all the food to herself, and eats lunch
>Then complains that she's overweight
>One day someone gets tired of her constant bitching and talking over everyone else to fish for a compliment
>One of Jacks friends tells her to stop eating so much
>She shoves the desk down
>Grabs her food but not her backpack
>She's found 30 minutes later eating in the girls bathroom
She is literally insane
She actually sounds like a complete psycho. Here's some more feminism retardation for you all to enjoy.
Fuck you for making me remember.
Tall for a fatty, weeaboo covered in anime attire, fandom buttons carpeted her backpack, and she had a giant goddamned mole on her cheek that I stared at when I came into school high. Multiple chins, she actually tried leggings that you could tell weren't holding up well under the leg fat.
Here's some OC. Shows feminist double standards in action.
>Post cutting herself in school
>She gets a tattoo
Guys before I go on, I swear to god this almost made me throw up
>Just on her poorly hidden cleavage
>A fucking dove
>She told all of her Great Barrier reef friends it symbolized freedom or some shit
>Probably threw up a bit in his mouth
>Tells her she needs to wear less exposing clothes
>She comes in one day with a doctor who shirt
>Fucking except, /b/
>She cut a hole where the tattoo is
>Like right above the breast, just her flabby skin
>I swear to god
Her nipple was the size of a fucking bowling ball.
Jesus holy fucking shit, OP. Your ID has so much to do with your stories that its fucking scary.
Based god is with you on this one, give us more!
where I'm from we call those "pancake nipples" and looks like you just got breakfast.
Fuck, you guys really love these, shit ok I have more
>Free time in class
>I'm idle mindedly doing homework but listening to the conversations around the room
>Martha feminazi ranting
>Black section of our class pointing and laughing
>This is after the cutting shit
>Martha notices and bitches about it tp the other Whales
This is where shit went down /b/, I'm going to tell you it how I remember it.
>Martha is heard loudly say "Nigger"
>I slowly turn and prepare myself
>One of the blacks stands up, her name was Uniqua or Shaquira or something black
>She asks Martha what the fuck she just said
>Martha gets quiet and says nothing
>In one swift motion, the black girl grabs Martha and slams her head into the table so hard it bounces back up a bit
>Teacher subdues nigger lady, I think her weave fell off
>Martha falls to the floor in the fetal position crying for attention
>One of the black guys fists bumps me in excitement
>Martha pretends to throw up in the trash can
>She's suspended for racism
Feminists are blinded by dogma. Equality is equality. Deciding to have (or terminate) a child is ultimately a woman's choice, and should be unfettered and unrestricted. But if it is the woman's decision, it must be the woman's responsibility. If you want the man's support, you need the man's consent
Martha must live on forever
>Near end of Junior year
>Martha has turned Emo
>I'm talking lip piercings, fucking Asking Alexander and BOTDF t-shirts.
>She found the single most insane thing she could do
>Whenever anyone angered her, she would write their name in a fucking Death Note
>A friend and I steal it
I really fucking wished we hadn't done this
>We open it
>Principal, teachers, shit loads of student.
>Things like brutal mutilation in very graphic detail through multiple lines.
>I'm in there
>"Killed by hanging with his own guitar strings"
>Hand book to principal
>Suspended for about 3 weeks
I loled. I have seen those fem niggers fight and they just get fucking nasty. At my younger sisters school there is currently a student name (and I fucking kid you not) "Koolaide". Its just too fucking good. They can't even fucking spell.
Ok well here's how she was expelled.
>Emo Martha gets connections
>Emo Martha temporarily a dealer
>Asks me if I want to buy some weed
>Fuck that shit it's probably poisoned
>She gets caught selling SHROOMS on campus
The last I heard of Martha, she moved to fucking California with her mom. An old friend recently said she was addicted to heroin but I'm not 100% sure.
probabley a school in buttfuck California. There's gays walking around our campus at all times, not that that's a problem, but it's fucking annoying when they go up in front the entire class and tell you not to use the word faggot. Fuck sensitivity...we all have feelings but people need to start to toughen up.
it's made me happy to be apart of this thread OP.
Quite awhile ago at my school (during Middle School) a bunch of the local retards that went there , everybody called them the "speds", created a gang. They fucking named it the "Spades" and drew a fucking spade on their wrists. One of them went around on SCHOOL GROUNDS asking if people wanted to be in their gang.
i personally dont like feminism because women are supposed to be delicate and stay pretty. This whole *we are strong females* takes away the point of being a gentleman. Like you can open the door yourself if you are equally strong then. And actually its not like we are equal. Men have peepees and girls have buuhbeess
>tries to kill herself
>suspended for having a weapon
I'm with you friend.
And just for the fuck of it, to keep proof if I post another Martha thread, here's some future proof it's me.
I was a bit of a faggot back then and now
When I was in the 4th grade I had a very pushover teacher. Whenever nobody would do what she said she'd always be on the verge of tears and scream: "IF I WAS A MAN I BET YOU'D LISTEN!!".
I felt pity for her and she actually scarred me into believing that even calling someone a woman was sexist. Now I actively harass feminists so I guess it turned out alright.
Nopeee. Been dating a girl for like 3 weeks.
FUCK YES WE SHALL
Fuck ok, you guys deserve this last one. I've been saving this one. It's short but it;s my favorite.
>Martha a bit into school
>She asks to go to the bathroom
>Come back like 30 minutes later
>Next girl sprints to the bathroom because only one person aloud out at a time
>Girl comes back about five minutes later, woozy
>Tells us about what was in the black hole of a woman's bathroom
>Martha (we assumed) let loose a giant shit wave into the toilet.
>Back waves hit the toilet seat
>Toilet paper filled up the toilet
>Look at Martha
>What I'm guessing was about a mile long shit streak was trailing down her pant leg.
>Nearly liquifying on the floor
>Someone threw up in the trashcan.
OP either post them all or stop this shit is annoying to redo