broke into this empty office building. wat do?

>>547420897
Take a shit on the floor.

>OP Delivers

>>547420897
Piss timestamp fag.

Took the words right out of my mouth

Explore.

>>547420897
smoke some weed in it idk

thats like all i would do. make piss in a corner.

yeh i got nothin.

>>547421009
this

>>547420897
If you smear as shit swastika on the wall you'll be in 4chan best of threads forever

>>547420897
>>547421009

Take out the ceiling squares and build a cardhouse

>>547420897
I'd piss somewhere, but only for my own amusement. I'd definitely explore as many rooms as possible.

>>547420897
shit on floor

>>547421009
pooped before I left the house
>>547421080
peed too
>>547421098
at home

>>547420897
>ID

>9AG

>>547421290
Explore or burn the place down
Either work

>>547421339
gtfo, heaven

Smear your shit on the wall in the form of "9GAG ARMY".

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every fucking room is empty

>>547421443
Here to stay <3

Wash the windows

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>>547421290
smash some windows

>>547421545
4 evuhr <3333

>>547420897
make it a pope

why are the lights on?

Strip naked and roll on the floor
Smash the lights

cum on door handle

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found some nails. pushed them in the walls.

inb4 2edgy

leave, come back and set up a notebook + rooter.
if this place has a working web-access broadcast it. and hide the rooter is some air-vents (bonus points for hiding the socket-cable between the power-supply of the building)... there you go, you now have free access all around the building.

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>>547420897
what items do you have on your person

>>547420897

Open up a fake casting couch studio.

>>547420897
Cut some nice pictures in the carpet.

Cocks and such.

>>547421226
this

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>Make sure there are no security cameras
>Look for a blunt object
>Big, heavy think, like a hammer
>Break a hole into a wall, make sure its fixable
>Take shit in it
>Go to hardware store
>Fix wall
>???
>Profit
>Post timestamp

Remove all the door handles and close all the doors behind you.

>>547421224
i love this idea

>>547421837
clever

>>547421758
youre full of shit

>>547421681
there's only two on. probably security or safety lights. ac is on too. I'm guessing they're hoping to lease this place out soon.

>>547421758

You're leaving your fingerprints on the nail heads!

hold an illegal rave.

Charge admission.

>>547420897
go to pc world and get >7 or 8 50 inch LCD super flat screen teles
>put the flat screen tvs on the windows facing outwards
>call the police and say to them that you have taken over an office building hostage
>play a movie of some hostage situation where someone kills one hostage to show they are serious on the tvs as a linked picture
>demand 50 million money to be wired to a secure account in another country where someone is waiting to take it out in cash
>when it is done relax and wait for the police to come get you
>when they do be there sitting on the floor not giving a fuck
>say you were just relaxing and prank calling someone
>claim never knew tvs were there as you can only see the black backs - looks like wall
>when they ask for money back your friend will have already taken it out in another country
>police will watdo.jpeg
>be 50 million richer by the end of the day

Strip naked and throw the clothes out of the window. not try to escape the building and get to home naked

>>547421929 <<THIS
>>547421932

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>>547421929
oh?

Call the cops and have shoot out

>>547422205
stop destroying things that don't belong to you, fucking degenerate

>>547421837
Fish under the floorboards works better.

I one left a mackrel inside the curtain rail of a flat I rented as a student. It was a hollow tube with removable end caps. Got my deposit back because everywhere was clean and tidy. One week later is when the problems start. Because it's near the window people will assume the stank is coming in from outside.

automatic sprinkler system? set it off

>>547420897

Get a bmx or somthin, biggest pot of paint,dog and cat food and a couple of cats and dogs and rope.
>>tie up cats and dogs seperate from eachother

>>Pour paint on the floor

>>Ride around the office with pait ridden tyres.

>>put pain in the doorways and then put cat food and dog food around the place.

>>untie cats and dogs let em eat.

>> Take out the cealing pannels and then hang th animals

>>547422345
> tiny nail holes in sheetrock
> destroyed
cube on

school already out in your town? excited to go to middle school next year?

>>547420897
Leave now, lock up behind you, and make an appointment with an orthopedic surgeon to correct your fucked up fingers.

>>547422076
or build a indiana jones world with the ceiling tiles

>>547422205
what does that prove?
clearly need to write todays date and time on the wall with a nail. then ill eat my words for you

there's nothing here and I can't seem to piss more than a couple drops.
abandoning building.
abandoning thread.

>>547420897

Just draw on the walls. Like, absolutely anything you can think of.

Then take the pen and put a triangle or something on every square metre of wall.

>>547422450
how would you like it if some dick came into your home and push a bunch of nails into your walls and acted like a little flaming homosexual
you cube on

>>547422645
Well I was interested.