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Yo! My friend is writing a song for his next gig, and he needs

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Yo! My friend is writing a song for his next gig, and he needs some help.

If you could help him out one rhyme per comment, he's gonna play it and record it.

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>>547053837
When the nerve gas in the crib ma
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>>547053967
suck cock like mustardgas in the dick bra
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>>547053967
smells like admiral ackbar
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>>547054151
I'll fuck you in the ass at the snackbar
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>>547054357
Then I'll eat you fat ass like reptar
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Let's mix my weed with your Black Tar.
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>>547055021
these rhymes are completely sub-par
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Ill kill you just like im agent orange!
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Fucking jews lied again
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>>547055210
something something door hinge
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guys just killed this all coz some newfags thought they were cool
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>>547054615
i bet it taste like a reptar bar
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>>547055364
That doesn't rhyme, I can't pretend
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>>547055595
somethin somethin porridge

>>547055605
yeah like your line was so great
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>>547055605
They make shitty rhymes, send them back to school
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>>547056209
its supposed to make the guy sound like he's schizo ok?
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>>547056420
I sucked 37 cocks today
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>>547056373
unsheathe your dick, put it into their mouths and make them drool
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>>547056801
Fill their throats with cum like a swimming pool
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>>547057549
slap the slender one and say " You've a bad boy, Christopher Poole"
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>>547058441
shit there's a "been" after "You've"
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>>547053837
jesica19live.tumblr.com

Live Now
It's free
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fap to pics of jesica
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>>547059325
that pic aint of her, its just a replica
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>>547059618
girl is probly called rebecca
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>>547059727
Purge your dirty thoughts and pray to Mecca
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>>547059727
then we better get ready for our pilgrimage to Mecca
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>>547053837
Nothing else on /b/ has ever made me cringe but for some reason this does
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