>brand spankin new job @ rite aid
>ff 3 weeks
>boss tells u to throw out the garbage
>go to the back, see girl shooting up heroin, she notices me fast as fuck
>she flips her fucking shit, she ain't so bad lookin yet either.
>early 20's? blonde hair? gorgeous blue eyes? sexy ass eyeliner
>she asks not to tell her dad, turns out shes the owner's fucking daughter, no wonder she looks fuckin good
>says she'll let me fuck her if I let her shoot up
>walk back into store, say I need another 10 minutes cause bags broke (they're cheap fucks so they say ok)
>come back out and shes tripping balls already taking her thong off
>my dick starts to explode, she has the most amazing ass I've ever seen, like honestly the best ever.
>realize I have no condom, but also realize there's a rite aid bag right there. tie it around my dick like a real man.
>fuck her for 2 seconds, cum immediately
>mfw I am the king of the rite aid garbage sex
>mfw she says she'll let me fuck her everytime I work if I let her shoot up
>mfw this goes on for 2 years straight, sometimes it was heroin, sometimes it was weed, sometimes it was fucking crack
>last day of my job cause im finally done with college. bitch asks for one last favor.
>"help me stop doing this fucking shit anon"
>"i think im in love with you"
>say okay, not really sure what to do....
Two is enough. I will continue.
>had just gotten over a really bad relationship and this new delivery job was going great.
>it was stupid but I talked to her, turns out her dad found out the week before and she had been living INSIDE the fucking rite aid since then.
>take her back to my place, give her food, my extra sweater and sweatpants. she looked cute as fuck still
>dinner time, pepperoni fuckin' pizza and canada dry cause i aint no bitch.
>she takes one bite, vomits all over my fucking table
>act all nice, she is literally throwing up for 5 minutes in the bathroom and then I hear her yelling
>run in, there's fucking blood everywhere, call the fucking hospital so fast
>ambulance gets there, she gets on the bed or whatever, starts having a fucking seizure
>mfw im freaking out about this random druggie slut that I fucked for 2 yeras and lost my virginity to
>aint no beta bitch, go with her to the hospital
>i grew up basically alone from 15 so I know what its like ot have literally nothing to your name.
>ff 3-6 hours, she was ODing on some hidden fucking extasy she had on her
>I walk into the room ready to fucking kick her out of my house
>doctor says she has to stay in the hospital for another 3 days, asks for her fucking credentials and shit
>ff a week, she's back at my place, shaking all the fucking time.
>Im a sucker for blue eyed brunettes and despite her disgusting fucking addiction, she fucked like a goddess.
>she apologizes literally all the way home and then whenever I give her anything or help her she refuses.
>get her a job with my uncle, tell her exactly what to do everyday so she doesn't get hooked again, tell her she can stay at my house but only if she doesn't do drugs anymore, she agrees...
Holy shit have you heard of this magical thing called hair dye? By the way this is in 2012.
>things are better after about a month, she kicked the dope and shit and shes not shaking like a cracked out chihuahua
>we had an ok relationship, we didn't fuck for that entire time either so I was getting thirsty as fuck
>sleeping in my room all nice and shit, I'm 6'2 so i bought my ass a huge bed to sleep in.
>have a dream about getting my dick sucked, I wake up
>she is in my bed under my covers giving me the best wake up blow job of my life (it was my only one fuck you)
>ask her why but stupidly push her head onto my dick again, shit felt too good.
>when she finally finishes right before i cum like the tease she is, she tells me she missed the way I fucked her and that she lost her virginity to me
>tell her how I ACTUALLY lost my virginity to her, she laughs at me falls asleep in my bed.
>I wake up the next morning, it was a saturday and shes on the couch watching some gay ass show, idc
>make eggs and ask if she wants some, she says yeah.
>comes into the kitchen behind me and grabs my dick while im cooking
>"please tell me u want more like last night, anon"
>turn off the stove and fuck her on my counter like a real man, stil came in two seconds like a virgin cause i been jackin all fuckin month long
>ff 3 more months, shit goes on and off like that. she'll fuck me for a week and then act like nothing the next, I don't care I always wore condoms
>and then she comes home all pissed off one day...
You said blonde.
I hate you OP.
You ruined my life and killed my uncle.
No wait that was drugs.
Keep going OP I need to know what happens to our Drugstore princess
OP, just wanted to let you know: Yes I want you to continue. No, I won't bump your thread for every post I make. The fact that you're acting like you want me to probably means she stopped fucking you. In which case: boo hoo.
Alright relax Joe Peschi holy shit.
>Ask her what's up
>she straight hits me, not a bitch slap either this girl punches me square in the temple and shes fucking crying
>still a bit pissed off about the punch I fucking grab her by the neck and push her onto the wall. like i said i aint no beta bitch
>"why the FUCK did you hit me bitch I let you into my fucking home and this is how u repay me?"
>she fucking smiles, wtf?
>i want you to stare at her legs in the picture I posted of her
>she wraps her legs around me and tells me she wants me to break her and she wants to be my pet
>she tells me how i was the only guy that ever treated her with respect and never tried to rape her, including her dad
>then she takes out a baggie. it's weed.
>im not exactly against weed, actually I used to smoke it all the time at this point, sometimes with her but one of the clauses of her staying in my house is that she cant get weed from someone without my permission. start to get real tired of this shit
>push her into the fucking wall again and slap her around, throw the bag of weed away and sit her the fuck down and talk
>turns out she never quit heroine, tells me how her dad raped her and her mother when she was younger, breaks into tears and tells me she wants me to be her daddy
>i start freaking out because this is not the kinda girl she is, he is not a fucking crazy person and then I realize
>this bitch just got back from her fucking therapist and he's been feeding her this shit that she needs a dad in her life
>this mother fucking niggerpist is gonna get fucking slammed
>at this point I don't LOVE this girl, I want you to realize that I was alone all of the time, and I'm not the type of mother fucker to go out clubbing, I have too many priorities in my life to do childish shit, ya digg? good.
>but I do care for her, she was something important to me because it felt good to help another fucking human, despite it.
Why do you say "like a real man" and "cause I ain't no bitch" a lot?
Were you somebodies fuckboy at some point in your life
Are you so self conscious about your masculinity that you have to constantly remind people that you are, in fact a real man?
I'm seeing some real issues here Op
Ones that are far more serious than you letting an H whore into your home and onto your dick
Plot twist he his cousin and the girl and he/she killed his/herself 10 years ago.
The owner of the STORE, not the brand. If you're going to talk fucking shit to me please get your facts right about how pharmacy chains conduct their business.
>i tell her that i'll fucking take care of her now and that she's calling the fucking therapist now and she's cancelling her lessons or her sessions whatever the fuck they're called
>she says ok and smiles, dumb bitch still was cute as fuck, idc whatever
>show up to the retard therapists place, tell him off dude tries to ACTUALLY FIGHT ME and Im like LOL, police gets called, all this shit, whatever. Shit gets resolved.
>ff another fucking 1 year, by this point we're pretty much best fucking friends in a new apartment, new city, new shit. whatever, gay. idc
>i'm making pretty good money from a business I started, she works as my coo we're not exactly poorfags eating shitty pizza for dinner anymore but we're humble as fuck so we dont play the rich ppl games
>shits good cause we get to fuck all the time, shes kicked her fucking habit and we smoke bud like the sinning heathens we really are, but then she turns to me after watching some shitty as godzilla movie one night
>"Why are we together?"
>play it cool mother fucker "what do you mean?"
>"i mean we been living together for like 2 years but what are we exactly?"
>explain to her all of my thoughts since we first met, she KISSES me like a deep lovey gay kiss and shit
>lets call her... becca. "Becca... are you in fuckin love with me?" bad idea
>she freaks out, badly. "NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT BLAHBLHBLAHBLAH"
>we get home from work the next day, she tells me she wants to move out
>idc.jpg, do what you want.
>she gets mad again, tries to start a fight, im not that guy, sorry.
>storms out of the house and comes back 2 hours later with another guy, guy works for me too
>getting a little curious now, i personally didn't mind if she fucked other guys as long as she was safe.
>suddenly i go into a fit of rage....
tattle to her daddy, get big promotion!
tripping on heroin made me lol
what the fuck is it about the autistic that makes them completely oblivious to drugs and drug culture in general
they are always asking the absolute dumbest shit like "what do i do when i smoke weed"
OP fucked up in the first place for wanting anything more from a druggie whore. Who gfs and lets live with them a girl they meet shooting heroin in an alley that fucks them to keep it a secret
this so fucking this
>The owner of the STORE, not the brand. If you're going to talk fucking shit to me please get your facts right about how pharmacy chains conduct their business.
i worked for rite aid for 10 years and never heard of a store having an "owner" fwiw
Hahah OP you are one funny man. Here let me take druggy whore into my house to live with me because I'm a lonely faggot. Btw if you have to consistently say "I'm no beta bitch" etc , you're beta brah
You most likely worked in the main corporate area, where the stores were not franchises. Businesses franchise out their stores all the time, while keeping some under direct corporate control.
Lol that's not her name. But if it makes you feel better you can pretend like it is. I'm literally grabbing random pictures from the internet now, boys. Sorry to break it to you.
>mfw im falling in love with the druggie bitch I was fucking 2 years prior with a rite aid baggie as my fucking condom
>mfw im literally seconds from beating the shit out of the guy that works for me
>mfw when i look her straight in the eye and TELL her we're together because I love her, fuck
>she stops me, and says its okay that she loves me too and that shes a fucking idiot.
>i dont know what the fuck is happening at this point, in my mind we were just friends with benefits but this FUCKING BITCH with her amazing ass has somehow poisoned me to loving her.
>By this point I was capable of getting bitches on my own, didn't exactly need her for that either, she didn't mind a 3some sometimes either.
>The guy leaves after I show off my amazingly huge macho man dick
>after some time, she is my literal toy i convince her to quit the company all together and all she does at this point is wait at home for me to tell her what to do. this is what she wanted,
>mfw when this bitch wears a collar for me
>mfw when I achieve pure macho status when she's sucking my dick and i'm holding the leash around her neck
>mfw she follows all of my commands, literally all of them
>I still haven't married this bitch and she loves me exactly the same, doesn't ask for money doesn't ask for shit.
>another 5 months go by and she tells me how she wants to try this new thing she saw on the internet
>she bends over on the couch in fuckin yoga pants and tells me she wants to shit on me.
mfw this is all bull shit and you're nothing more than an attention whore
I'm not using this picture as an argument I was just struck with the absurdity of this when I googled "Rite Aid franchise".
I'll bow out of this discussion now. Hahahahaha.
>The guy leaves after I show off my amazingly huge macho man dick
So...You just randomly pulled out your cock?
This story was believable for the first part, but it's complete bullshit at this point.
>tells me she wants to shit on me.
Now it's getting interesting
Well, there are 3 rite aids in my town... Im pretty sure they're like McDonald. Pharmaceutical company's are McDonalds but for drugs.
>Classic 4chan users, talking with out knowing shit.
Yeah, this. I impressed a dude with my cock once, and he left afterward. Other shit happened in between, and the two events weren't related, but hell, OP is trying to be entertaining yknow?
>watched a movie came back this threed is still going i think i have brain tumors from this cancer
...and then OP woke up with jizz all over his spiderman underoos.
Well this wouldn't be a story if I didn't, would it?
>She shits ALL over my chest, and I mean pure anal fucking diarrhea shit, green and brown specs flying everywhere
>this is LITERALLY THROUGHT HE FUCKING YOGA PANTS
>my dick gets hard....
>she starts to suck on my dick but this is the most disgusting things I've ever experienced in my entire fucking life, but its SO fucking good,
>im having literal philosophical pans into subreality while I experience this and I close my eyes....
>I become what feels like one with the entire universe and at that moment i breach it, i tear it open birthing into new life jizzing all over her fucking face with piles of shit on my chest
>mfw i've just let a druggie shit on my chest while sucking my dick and it felt like the most amazing thing that I ever felt in my life.
>this doesn't happen again for a week, dont really have to say that I was a bit fucking awkward with her afterwards and it wasn't really a secret.
Sorry this is taking a while guys there's a raccoon outside my window looking at me like I'm a fucking lunatic and it's really freaking me the fuck out hold on.
>there's a raccoon outside my window looking at me like I'm a fucking lunatic and it's really freaking me the fuck out hold on.
this just got interesting
>Sorry this is taking a while guys there's a raccoon outside my window looking at me like I'm a fucking lunatic and it's really freaking me the fuck out hold on.
Pic of coon with shoe on head.
op here guys SHIT GUYS THE RACOON TURNED INTO A FUCKING PANZER AND HES SHOOTING AT MY WINDOW FUCK
waiting for OPs slow ass to deliver
Okay sorry. Fuck raccoons.
>we talk about how it felt, she acts all nice and shit but I know she wants to do it again.
>she tells me she's tired of the choker and the leash and she wants more.
>she leaves the house for a bit for a walk, comes back with a fucking cake for some fucking reason I don't fucking care.
>she tells me she saw ANOTHER thing on the internet, she saw a girl get fucking hug by a rope and whipped and slapped.
>so i tie her up and she looks all sorts of fucking crazy but she's enjoying it and whatever I beat her ass for like 5 months straight.
>she knew it wasn't that pleasurable for me, im kind of a normalfag when it comes to sexual shit except for the shit incident and I only get my rocks off if my hands are around her neck and im nailing her so she lets me do it afterwards. done deal.
>anyways I start getting way more involved into my business and we're doing really good sometimes, she loves me just the same even though I hurt her many times. she's rejoined the business about 3 times by this point but its whatever cause im basically filthily in love with this bitch, you know?
>her dad dies, she wants to go to the funeral for some reason.
>this bitch goes crazy at the funeral literally makes the biggest scene, slaps her mom AND spits on her dad's face, funniest shit i ever seen in my life, literally love this bitch to death at this point
>but we break up after a while, we just got bored of each other.
>she still lives with me, and we still fuck but we're just not "boyfriend and girlfriend"
>still fucks me whenever i want
>kind of depressed at this point, I start drinking heavily, like alcoholic heavy, daily drinking
>but one day again she shows up to my room with that stupid cute voice and face and she tells me
>"I'm sorry but I can't do this anymore. i just can't watch you drink your fucking life away why don't you get you're help and admit you're in danger!"
>i put down my cup and look her in the eye...