Tell me things about sex only a non-virgin can know.
Things that you can't learn through porn or by thought experiment.
Things that you don't expect, that catch you off guard when you have sex for the first time.
You will get new "fetisches" and likings as you experience them, for example I never liked anal sex at all, thought it was kind off disgusting, tried it now i'm a sucker for it.
Yeah think everyone is like this. No way would I want to get involved with a place that shit comes out of. But it becomes this taboo. and as soon as you start experimenting it becomes integral to foreplay and sex. Man I sure love anal. Can;t watch porn without anal anymore
I know that part of the trick is that the entrance is on the "bottom", that is, closer to the ass than the stomach.
Man, the first time I had sex.. I'd been mastrubating way too much, it took me 4 freaking hours. And after those long hours I said "Is this sex?"
Also, blowjobs tickle my cock, they still do, it's weird.
same for me and my girlfriend. we talked about never having anal because we wouldn't like it, digusting etc.
one night after we've had sex we prepared for round 2. I touched her asshole and I saw it in her face that she liked it and I did too. ROCK HARD. after I ate her asshole (I love it now) we've had anal and we do it once every now and then.
so yeah, you'll discover new fetisches.
The smell is AWFUL. Like, every time, regardless of how clean you are. I guess some people could get used to it, but it's a really ANIMAL smell.
Also, there's a lot of weird squelching sounds
That if you want to get pussy a lot you have to take care of her more than she will take care of you. If you want to dominate on some girl then you will never get or deserve any. Annnnnd 100% of the shit on /b/ does not exist in real life; real life sex is messy ugly and sloppy.
I've done anal with two girls. They were both hookers, though, one in the RLD in Amsterdam, one an escort, also in Amsterdam.
Honestly, to me, it didn't feel that different from vaginal. Tighter around the base, but once you actually get in, there isn't really that much feeling. Felt like sticking my dick into a bucket of warm jelly. Was pretty good, I'd do it again, but nothing that I'd feel the need to go out of my way for. Of course, I was wearing a condom both times, so that probably limits the sensation quite a bit.
Hot from a psychological standpoint, though. That "holy fuck, I have my cock in a girl's ass!" Feeling.
This. I've only been with 3 women, but all three have fallen in love with my cock and go on and on about how they love the size/shape, as well as just generally great in bed. May not have a lot going for me, but at least I can make bitches orgasm.
1. Women always tell you that you have a big cock. They learn this from some secret girl's school somewhere. It's to make you feel closer to them. They lie.
2. Your hand is better than any woman you'll ever have. Your hand is free. Your hand is not psycho or emotionally unstable. Stick with your hand. It's a lot cheaper and there's a lot less headaches involved. Remember kids: Your hands are drama-free!
I'll tell you something about sex a virgin wouldn't know. first off, sex is fucking disgusting. I'd make it illegal if it didnt feel so dam good. Also prepare for the emotional fucks that you receive after a heavy baby making session.
I broke up with two girlfriends immediatly after sex because it just makes you feel fucking awful afterwards.
Thirdly, all forms of sex is a type of rape. thats just how it is, you gotta be a fucking man about. thats how nature works men rape women in all species of animals. Humans are no different anyone who doesnt think so is just lieing to themselves. Humans prance around and fucking call themselves civilized like they're special. if you want to have sex just fucking go gorrilla on that booty and before you know it girls will be sucking ur dick like its candy.
>assholes aren't pretty pink most of the time even if kept squeaky clean
>women have ass hair too, some lots of it
>there is no such thing as an inherently tight pussy, it just means your game is weak because the vagina dilates for up to 130% with enough arousal (save for pregnant women but that's another story)
>oh god the smell
>girth is what matters most
>the first time doesn't necessarily hurt, see my point about dilation
>more girls than you'll ever have imagined have raep related fetishes or at least like it pretty rough
>mental stimulation is a way bigger factor in foreplay than simple clit rubbing
>POO NOODLES (google it)
There are many more but shit, do your own research.
yeah dude, like 300 pics. you want them all?
If you're a girl, make sure you poop before having sex. Otherwise the guy can feel the shit through the wall of your vagina and it's an instant bonerkill. Unless he's into that kind of thing.
>Women always tell you that you have a big cock. They learn this from some secret girl's school somewhere. It's to make you feel closer to them. They lie.
This is true, but if you pay attention when you fuck them you might be able to feel their cervix. That is the end if them, means you're long enough for this girl.
Her state of mind is probably the most important factor to mutal enjoyment.
If you have sex enough times with someone it can get a little boring so you need to do other shit to make it interesting.
>Also prepare for the emotional fucks that you receive after a heavy baby making session.
please expound on this?
But give yourself enough time to bonerize again. God forbid you jerk it thinking you're about to break this chick and then your willy won't work.
#2 is a valid point. I still fuck women, but your hand is way better at its job. Old lefty has much more experience than any women.
It is definitely a distinct smell. If you have a good, long session with a girl, juices are flowing, you're both getting sweaty, sheets are getting stained...
I remember the smell, but I can't really put it into words. Kind of a musky, tangy, salty smell.
Also, women have a smell. I'm not talking about their vagina. I mean if you take a woman, clean, but not using any lotions or perfumes or other such products. They have a particular aroma to them. It's not a particularly pleasant smell, but I love it. Must be dem pheromones.
I'm 48. OP asked me to divulge some secretes I've learned. I honestly can't count how many women I've been with, but every one has told me I have a huge cock and I don't. It's average at best. Just trying to school you kids.
Sometimes, if the girl's tits are the right size and you're lying on them, you can get farty noises from air squeezed between them.
If you fuck with a half limp dick, sometimes she'll get pumped up with air, especially doggie style.
Female orgasms don't look like they do in porn. It's less attractive in real life- more like a tense clenching.
Only 1 in 4 women can come from regular penitrative sex. You need to do something with their clits if you want them to get off.
Your dick won't be rock hard the whole time like when you just met a girl and/or were new to the whole experience. For regular routine sex you usually have half a stalk, enough to do it, but not like a rock.
Same with the girl. She might dry up half way through. Relicking or reapplying lube helps.
This isn't to say you won't have awesome sex ever again after it's routine, just that sometimes it's just going through the motions.
I think both parties get hornier when the girl is more fertile. The pill fucks it all up, but when you're off it, the best sex seems to correspond to when you can concieve. And I don't think this is due to any sort of impregnation related fetish, just biology kicking in when it counts.
This doesn't bother me though. I kinda like it, but probably because I know it's a sex smell, like if I smelled it anywhere else I wouldn't like it.
huh. That's some obscure advice right there. That's the kind of info I'm looking for.
The natural smell of a person is the surest sign that the "chemistry" between one another works.
I dont know how many girls you had, but if their smell is unpleasant for you, you might not be well compatible genetically.
body odor is a killer, shower together which is alrdy good foreplay (wash her or she washes you is very intimate and erotic)
oh man . I know that feeling too well. I've had a handfull of cockblocks by my own dick being too big for the girl. total mood killer
Know that feel. The first time my ex (the girl I lost my virginity to) saw it, she was about to give me my first blowjob ever. We were lying in my bed, she'd slept over, and the night before, I'd fondled and sucked her tits for a good hour.
So we'd women up not too long ago, and she says to me "I feel bad about last night. I want to do something for you". She reaches into my boxers and grabs my dick and pulls it out.
First words out of her mouth: "ok, wow. I don't know if that's gonna fit in my mouth".
Have since had numerous girls tell me I have a big dick. Feels real good man.
That's a lot of good stuff, thanks.
having sex is overrated
yes it's fun (with the right partner) but some people act like it is the highest thing on earth and do all kind of stupid things just to get some pussy/can't think about anything else...they're just dumb
it is great if you do it with a loved one but it isn't the best thing on earth as so many think it is
I never hear any other guys talk about it. But when I blow a nut, the muscles in the back of my legs spasm, like quivering. This can be as localized as the center of my leg or as global as everything from my knees all the way through my glutes.
Doesn't matter how many times I cum in a night, the back of my legs always quiver.
>does anybody else have odd spasms like that?
If you have steady sex with someone, you'll notice that at different times of the month their vaginal fluids change. It tends to go, right after their period is completely over, from: Clear/watery, white and foamy, thicker and more mucusy, to blood out of fucking nowhere.
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I didn't say it's too bad (at least until you leave the room and enter again), but it can be... overwhelming.
>also yes poo noodles
>hilarious out of context, rather icky when happening to yourself lel
The only time I've had something remotely like this was the first few times I had sex. But I think it was more because of the massive adrenaline rush I was getting than anything else. It's never really happened since then.
Anyone's ball/balls ever like... Floated out of place during sex? Then you gotta push it back into place? Happened a couple of times in the begging,
Scared the fucked out of her and me (me especially my nut basically went into my leg)
Women's lubrication does not come out of the vagina evenly and it varies quite a bit in consistency and flavor depending on where they are in their uterine cycle.
There are several glands that are in the front of the vagina, good picture in that article but the majority of the lubrication actually comes from way deeper in and drips out slowly as the girl gets more aroused. This can actually make it a little difficult to enter a girl even if she's aroused because she can be horny as hell but still a little dry right at the entrance. A little foreplay, either oral or light fingering can go a long way in spreading her juice to where it needs to be to enter her comfortably.
Lot of guys try to j-jam it in and just end up hurting the girl.
trying to pass off for a non virgin to your faggy friends, op ?
go eat a dick, that's the only action you're able to get
her- "What do you want for your birthday baby?"
me-"I want to poke you in your ass"
OW OW OW GET IT OUT IT HURTS...
...pissed at this point you just shove it into her pussy without wiping it off.. fuck it
I think you mean your abdomen. The little tracts balls descend through are still there in adults and they'll pop back in there with a little pressure.
If your balls actually went into your leg, drop your keyboard and go to the hospital right now.
I just mean things that aren't usually mentioned. Things that seem minor, but actually have a strong effect on the experience.
I've been fit and I've been fat. My legs are pretty strong, though. Even so, I've done Philippine bar hooks by the gross, and a few dozen more times back here in the states. Even all nighters; blowing a wad a half dozen times in one night. The more often I blow a wad, the less it gets - but for me, it never goes away entirely.
Shit's actually pretty cash.
It happen, they can also dissapear into the belly completely
But rejoice they come again
And you have reached a skill that Shaolin masters train to achieve
Also for the thread: If the girl isn't wet, she's not ready yet, more foreplay is called for in most cases
A lot of people imagine sex as a passionate, slow moment where two people who love each other come together etc etc but that's all from the movies. You will have sex like that maybe 1% of the time. The other 99%, you're just trying to get off.
Which is what makes drunk sex 100000x better than sober. I dated this chick who was really shy and frigid and to be honest the sex was boring as shit. Then we started drinking and fucking and all of a sudden it's like the shit you see in pornos. Biggest difference was the moaning and stuff. In my experience girls don't really make all that much noise (unless they think they're supposed to) but when they're drunk it just gets loud and that's a hell of an ego boost
>Implying I have friends to brag in front of
you don't know much about me, do you? Your assumptions tell me more about you than they do about me. I just like to know everything I can about something before I do it.
Sex isn't the amazing, special, awesome, incredible, 100%-better-than-masturbation thing you expect it to be.
It's better than jerking off, but it's still just a way to cum. It's good, but don't believe the hype.
Sorry to burst your bubble, your gf probably just doesn't like it.
I love sucking my bfs cock, he doesn't eat me but I don't do it expecting he will, I just love sucking him.
Lol that's classic. Definitely been there before, but I don't spit anymore...
OP, girls are just as cock hungry as you are about pussy, they just keep it under wraps. Every woman has a slut inside, you just have to tap into it.
Oh fuck I can say I did. Like a month ago, we were foreplaying, and at the very end of foreplay I put both my fingers inside and I felt an enormous bump in the low side of the vagoo...
I knew what it was, but I just couldn't turn her off; it had been weeks since the last fuck. Even tho it turned me off a bit, she liked it... she fucking loved me rubbing her vag walls againts the turd... Now that it comes to mind, I don't know how to feel about it.
It's REALLY not that complex of a thing, anon. That's the one and only thing that a non-virgin has over a virgin. Once you do it, you'll realize that it really was just as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. End of thread.
Also agreeing with this guy, it is super fun and amazing and all that, but it also isn't the pinnacle of existance and all the virgins fretting about not getting any and being omg the old age of 18 are being just plain riddiculous.
This is such a rare pov for girls. I'm pretty sure most girls I know hate sucking cock. Even the hornier ones. My gf did end up liking it but only cos I loved receiving so she just ended up liking it cos I liked it so much.
Spitting actually makes the taste worse as it passes the taste buds more evenly on the way out and some of it runs down your throat eventually the same. Also wholeheartedly agree on the inner slut part.
It doesn't feel quite as good as everyone claims. My bitch was tight as hell, but the sensation was so new and weird I couldn't get off the first time we did it.
Also, not all women are pussies about getting their cervix smacked. My girl actually gets off when I hit it.
Thi anon has no fucking clue what he is talking about
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Also a great tip for lastin longer In bed is to constantly flex your cock throughout the day, these are called Kegal muscles, or something like that, best way to practice is as you piss, you cut off the stream by flexing your cock and releasing. Constantly do this, then when you feel like you have to bust while fucking just repeat this and hold for like 5-10 seconds. Will stop you from cummin to quick and make it last longer / feel even greater. Also flexing your dick while you fuck will make the girl enjoy it 10x more, switching between soft-hard and hard-hard will make her :O face
Also most girls don't like their breasts played with, will hurt after prolonged sex, dry up so make sure to use a lot of spit, pay attention to her clit if u want her to enjoy it more. To test anal don't just dive in shell prolly hate that, wait till she's wet and horny as fuck then play with her ass while you fuck/eat her out. Vibrating cock rings are good but I would recommend stealing not buyin them they're a waste of money might as well buy small vib for like $10 you can constantly wash and reuse it save a lot of effort, some girls take more to get off. Dirty talk will take a girl to the next level just don't go crazy and wild out on her.
But yeah with xp you'll level up an shit so keep experimenting and have fun!
1) Her pacing and your pacing will almost never match. That usually means you wrap up in half an hour and she needs another forty minutes with the toy. Deal with it. (As a guy, I can say that she rarely has to 'deal with it'. If she finished in fifteen minutes, and it's happened, I can either finish up in five minutes or I'm probably not going to at all).
2) Sometimes equipment doesn't work. You won't always know when her equipment doesn't work. She'll know when yours does. Don't stress about it.
3) When you're getting regular sex, it occupies 10% of your attention. When you're not getting sex, it occupies 90%.
4) Recognize that each woman is different. Some need sex every day, some not. Some like giving bjs, some don't. Know your lady, treat her like a lady, explore with her. It's more fun, and will let you make up for 'equipment issues' from point 2.
Elaborate on this, please. When my gf and I end fucking, I can get a horrible smell in her neck... I can't describe it, but it's there. Also the smell of her vagoo after sex, but that one I love it.
I could spend my whole night between her legs if she didn't find that strange. I still get close to it whenever I can.
>blood out of fucking nowhere.
been there, done that, ruined a t-shirt. Wouldn't recommend it.
Why does this happen? It involves the hormone prolactin. Women have this hormone to make milk, but men have it, too. Your body creates it after an orgasm to counteract the release of dopamine, the hormone responsible for sexual arousal. So the prolactin is believed to cause these feelings of melancholy.
Why else might a person feel sad after sex?
Sex is all about connecting with someone, and while the dopamine surging through your body makes you feel great while you're having sex, afterwards, reality might sink in. You may feel scared or nervous about commitment, so you may want to be alone, or get some emotional (and even physical) distance from the person you were just with. Sex also makes us say things in the heat of the moment, so while your loins made you say "I love you and want to have your children," later on that may not seem like such a good idea.
Your mileage may vary, but:
A dick entering a vag only feels good to the vag when entering at a very specific angle range. It can be tricky the first several times. I pretty much needed to let her guide it in or be on the bottom and let her drop herself onto me. She was also a virgin but kind of expected me to be able to tell when it was the right angle. Virgin ladies: a virgin guy will have no knowledge of your interior layout, and he can't use his dick to determine the right way. It has a ton of nerve endings but it can't be used to explore. Let him use his fingers and/or toys on you first.
>That usually means you wrap up in half an hour and she needs another forty minutes with the toy
Wow unfortunate for you. In my experience I can make most girls cum at least once in 10 minutes, usually multiple times in 20. No 40 minutes of toy required.
When my girlfriend gets close she likes me to push her over the edge by bumping her cervix with my cock. It makes her come instantly. Sometimes I time it right and we both come at the same time.
I have a job that keeps me in shape, and makes me feel like a man is what im getting at. Not like manual labor makes you good at sex, moreover, feeling aggressive and manly makes you better in the sack.
its the manner you have sex that makes it dull or the best you ever had
-sex after a fight
-break up sex
point is to keep it interesting
Nah she's a twenty-something.
First time it happened was on accident when I bottomed out too hard. Now she asks me to "hit it hard". Says it hurts and that sometimes she wants to tell me to stop, but apparently she likes it anyway.
Lol glad I could help.
The only thing about girls is, they're picky as fuck about who they go slut mode with. I mean, if you're already fucking her, chances are you can get to it, but if she really likes you she'll whore ou w little to no effort, just to please you.
I think I irritate my bf at times because I constantly want to fuck or suck him...but it's because I love making him feel good or swallowing his load. Only guy I've ever wanted to be like this with aha.
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Also trim your fucking pubes!! NO1 likes sticking their face in a wet hairy patch of hair, don't be that anon with a disgusting man bush. Shave like once every 2-3 months at least
Getting your body used to physical labour does make you more enduring. That's a simple fact that should be deduced by everyone and you questioning something like this makes you seem like a whiny annoying little faggot you should not be alive.
I actually don't have this problem. It takes me a lot longer to get off than the girls I've slept with. One of my partners used to complain about taking care of me after she'd gotten hers.
I kinda have to focus a lot to get off. Then again, I'm a cutfag so probably lacking sensitivity.
This. And if you've cum in her, it'll probably come pouring out at some point over the sheets - and she probably won't enjoy the sensation, and she'll probably having to wipe her pussy clean of your sticky cum which probably won't be 'lady-like'
women can queef and fart in accident when you do certain strange position-changes.
also no matter what happens always stay focused. the worst turn-off for a women is when her partner just goes flaccid out of boredom (which can happen when you never do anything exciting)
On the bright side, you get it first. Much of a claim as any
Do you even solaire?
I'd just assume most people who aren't obese, asthmatic losers would be fit enough to perform sex well. I mean - it's really not that difficult. Most of the positions that would require some kind of athleticism or optimal fitness aren't that satisfying anyway.
I just don't think being a construction worker would somehow add to your ability in the bedroom. If anything, you come home physically exhausted every day without a great deal of energy left to spend on sex.
You're obviously very sensitive about some underlying issues relating to your job?
Same here. My first time, her first time, I was inside her for some time. Me : 'How does it feel ?'
Her : '...big'
Confidence fully restored.
And pic somewhat related : it's the god Bes.
Also, stuff only non-virgins know : how to dispose of a condom, how to tie it so your carpet won't smell of cum, and how to check if it has but a tiny leak or anything else.
I live by "a good girl swallows."
The few times I spit was when I first started giving head, and not because of the taste but because the load was too fucking big and I didn't want to take it down lol.
Depends on the girl, but honestly, most girls love breast/nipple play.
You don't need to go gung ho on her tits, but during foreplay, kiss her hard and squeeze the fuck out of those bitches. Like, grab, squeeze firmly, squish em around.
I looove being manhandled like that. I don't enjoy rough nipple play since my nips are pierced and that shit gets tender, but I love having them nipped, nibbled, smacked, flicked, etc.
Again, depends on the girl but for the most part, go after them tits.
Also, tit fucking is amazing.
read the ID faggot.
Even by that logic, an exhausted construction worker will outfuck a well rested lazy person every day of the week.
I can't really describe it. I just find that women have a natural scent to them. It's always fairly similar from woman to woman, though subtly different. As I said, it's not a scent that would I would normally like. If it was anything other than a woman that smelled that way, I would find it unpleasant, but in women, it smells incredible.
It is a very subtle scent. You have to be very close to the. To detect it at all. It's not like they reek of it and you can smell them across the room.
As I said, it's difficult to explain.
Sex was the biggest let-down of my life.
Porn has ruined me. I used to jerk off daily to kinky porn, now real life sexual scenarios don't turn me on.
I've had sex and gotten bj's from 4 different attractive girls, who were skilled in bed, and I haven't come even close to cumming. It didn't even fucking feel good. And 2 of the girls I didn't use a condom with either...
Because of this I've dumped 2 gf's and don't plan on ever getting another one. Even after I went 2 weeks of no fap and had sex I couldn't cum. So fuck that, I'm going to stick to being by myself and jerking off every day making myself feel amazing.
I didn't say you were the same guy, just assumed since you were desperately leaping to his defence you must be in a similar position. Clearly you're just a faggot.
Not convinced anyway.
Also, a hell of a lot of builders/construction workers I've seen are fat. Bellies like pregnant bitches. Doubt a lot of them have seen their penises in a while.