So I found out this morning that I will be having a boy. Me and

>>546403847
Switzerland

Courage Wolf

>>546403847
I've always had difficulty with boys' names. Girls are much easier. Maybe Edward.

And also, this is a terrible place to ask that question, and for the love of all that is holy, don't use any of the names that anyone here suggests.

>>546404017
This is a beautiful name

>>546403847
pewdiepie

What's your race nig?
Race is a huge determinate in naming someone

>>546403847
dominick

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Adalwolf

>>546403847
Shackleton. Call him Shack.

>>546403847
What is your heritage? that could heavily weigh on what name you should pik

Ohpee

>>546403847
ragnar lothbrok

>>546403847

Give him a short simple name. This has been proven to increase salary. For a boy try Max.

Syphilis

>>546403847
Pedro

captcha: odayske hermitage

Ikoniko

Slade or Lee

Edward/Eduardo

>>546403847
Wolfgang

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>>546403847
Darius

>>546403847
Just make his middle name danger

Skarner

Maxwell, Edward, Jayden, Pocahontas, Pussydestroyer

Dan.

Buthole Bandit

Vesuvius

You want a name that inspires fear & power....like a volcano.

>>546403847
Yeah we need your sons race.
If hes mixed then Tyrone Reid or vice versa on which side he takes up.

>>546403847
Elvis

>>546404252
I'm Caucasian If that helps.

>>546404207
Very much digin Shackleton, now to convince the wife.

Blød Forlife

Please don't

>>546404542
these, in exactly that order

>>546403847
Vitalis

Shrek Jr.

>>546404494
this name is pretty sexy

Pizza Pussy Santa. everybody likes one of those things, little dudes covered the rest of his life.

>>546403847
>me and the wife are...
>no you moron
>the wife and I are...
>gtfo and learn some fucking grammar

Dan

>>546404638
>Caucasian
Alright so like irish, jewish or what.

Tyler,Jared,Derek

Anything with -ius in it is awesome. Octavius. Optimus. Graxius. Bellimius. Anything.

I'm in the same situation. Cannot work out a good boy's name, since they all seem to suck.

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus

>>546404701
But if he turns out to be a gay german hes gonna have to change the last to Diklecker

Just know that one day, you'll be able to look at your son proudly and say, "Wow, that's my cum..."

Vince

Liam is a good boy name.

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1st of all..big Gz

when me and my wife were expecting and choosing a name it proved to be so much tougher then we thought, took us some time but eventually we agreed on a name,my advice is to take your time and keep looking because it will carry his name till death

Name that white ass nigga Dimitri

Courage Wolf

>>546404792
That would be "my wife and I are".

Name your son Otto

Also, this

>>546404505

Dan!

>>546404863
German

Marcus

Oliver, Ollie for short

Kieran

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>>546403847

Cromwell

/such a badass his enemies waited until he was dead to execute him

>>546405105
Otto Danger LastName

>9/11 would not fuck with
>9/10 grills would be wet from hearing name

>>546405116
If he is German, you must name him Oliver.

>>546403847
Definitely Castiel or Azazel

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Jordy

>>546403847
Theodore
Henry
Edward

Gavin
Alfred
Michael
Erik

>>546405241
fuck you and your supernatural references

Beelzebub, Baphomet, George or Lucifer.

>>546404017

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>>546403847
give him a nipponese name like takashi, or akira

>>546405241
Aleister

>>546403847

Congrats bro, me n my wife are having a boy aswell and can't figure out a name

>>546404382
lol by any chance do u live in QLD

http://www.behindthename.com/

Boba Fett

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>>546404545
dan is also good. i named my rival in platinum dan, and i have never regretted the decision.

>>546405116
Adolf
only choice

>>546405202
Its a power name and a palindrome always makes it awesome. Have a boy and grill otto augustus and anna eleanor

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>>546405087

Call it Fopp
Fop for short

>>546404638

Shackleton had a pretty awesome story, too. If you like books and shit read Endurance; he lead a shipful of men for two years after they were shipwrecked in the antarctic, accomplished all sorts of badassery, and brought them all out of it alive.

>>546405383
>Asa Akira

>>546403847
Oh, the little SaladTosser will be so cute. <3

>>546403847

Victor Nero (First and Middle)

>>546405314
you love it ;)
>>546405416
yeah or that one

>>546403847
Vid

Joseph fritzl. he'll get heaps of chicks, but whats the point when just one will do........

>>546405569
Naw mang, a few died.

Keith.

Little baby keith.

>>546403847
James Tiberius. Would be even more perfect if the last name is something close to "Kirk".

>>546403847
Odin, anything less is pathetic.

>>546405889
Can't hear Keith without thinking of quiche.

Michael is always a good name
Atticus
Alexander
Charles
Hans

Rusty Shackleford
or

Robert Paulson

>>546403847
Actually OP, you should name him after your ID
Unineobox Plusdicks

Shit man, I don't know
Tanner, Mike, Hunter, Jason, Warren, Steven, Dean, Matthew, Chase, Aaron, Keegan, Justin, Jake, Shrekel.

Any of those could work.

Thundercock soul puncher

>>546405592
kekked

>>546403847
Sitting Bull
Attila
Genghis
Timberlane
Franco
Polpot
Pinochet
Mussolini

> Algenon

>>546406128
3/4 or these names are horseshit
>Shrekel
>Chase
>Aaron
>Keegan

You deserve to be jailed if you give these names to your son...

Im in the same boat op

We have decided to call him Xander Lucian

Am I the only one who cant curve their ring finger in to make the first "o" in "blood"?

>>546403847
Odin. Or Thor. Maybe Loki if that's who you worship. I'd go with Odin.

Octavian Augustus
or just one of the names

>>546406325
U habe de cancer

god fucking zilla

>>546406204
>leaving out obvious Hitler

>>546403847
Haytham. I mean it. If i was american or even british, i'd call my boy like that.

Nickolai

Egon
Anne Frank
Huckleberry
Nathaniel
Joffrey
Moonshine
The Great and Powerful (only applicable if your last name doesn't suck balls)
Snoop Lion
Poon Loins
Spoon Loin
Jerry

Courage Wolf

>>546404917

This. Actually Octavius will make him look like he's from upper-class, others will make him look like shit.

>>546406204
Attila is nice

Adolf
Joseph
Jurgen
Rudolf
Heinrich
Martin

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>>546405763
>;)
no, go back to reddit

Edward Elric

>>546407007
never been there before in my life lel
successful troll was successful

>>546407030
or Scar

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>>546406252
I see we have an Aaron with an obvious case of ihatemyfuckingname.

Get over it faggot, Shrekel is best.

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>>546407318
gtfo

>>546408234
I ain't even mad

Aladin Sausipious Silamanagic razzberry Shabaz Le Roy Alabaster Fredirick jackson |||

>>546403930
Florian

Inkle Dinkle Flesh Targeted Acorn Sign Posts Vagina Jacket Wagon?

Ive always liked the name Klein

>>546403847
>>546403847
Hodor. He is the rightful king. The Iron Throne belongs to Hodor. Name your kid after Hodor. (I know what Hodor's actual name is)

Arian

Basti (Bast-chi)

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>>546403847
David

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Titty McSwag

>>546403847
trevor

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>>546403847
call him SPARTA!
everytime someone is asking, you can yell: this is sparta!

>>546403847
derleth cthulhu destroyer of worlds lastname

kid will forever be a badass

>>546410678
or like fido or patches
or mabey scratchy

>>546404091
as if anyone would call a child that

bongripper

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>>546404935
I fuggen love it mauh