Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, ordered and will delivar pics of it up my ass when it arrives.
Buttplugs also welcome.
Good luck getting this thing out of your ass
I call it the "anal wrecker"
I suppose if you don't like it you can use it as a trashbin
I made you a pocket vagina op so instead, you can not be a huge faggot
MIght feel a bit odd putting a vagina up my ass.
>Using cutting edge technology we have successfully modeled a dildo based on your very own penis.
This one has a lot of levels. Like you ay never get it back out.
I shall call it, the "Double Dog Dare"
>Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'buttplug maker'. I'm just a faggot dedicated to shoving large things up my asshole.
>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Fleshlight. But because, I have a hat lodged inside my rectum.
You bleeding, putrid, overfucking achieving sonofa fucking troll-fucking bieber loving bastard. You got me, you made me laugh like a bleeding faggot right in the middle of class while people are presenting their paper.
The irony? Biology students. They are presenting a paper on the sigmoid Colon. Aka the last part of the big intestine berfore the anus/rectum.
You bleeding fucking faggots. Well played. Fuck you all. XD
inb4 artists sell these things to collectors for millions of dollars. it is minimalist art.
170 cm long, 122 kg. Maybe your mom will finally feel something.
Improved the base so you get some purchase to pull it out again.
in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony god's blessing but because i've designed my own dildo fedora
This is ingenious
mfw if a negro threatened me with a gun and told me to jam that up my butt
Here you go OP, I did my best. I actually would like to have this thing myself now...
Introducing: The Cloud City™
Now you too can save Luke Skywalker with your ass.
This can be taken as gentle or as fierce as one would like.
As a teen i spent hours marvelling at the fact i could share words with people across the globe as i dialled up to AOL.
I never thought i'd be designing dildos with people around the world years later.
A tear wells up at the realisation of the pure beauty of it all.
Your mom got 3 of this model.
Anus: The final frontier.
A dildo to reach places no man reached before.
I tried to base it off of my dick but had no clue what I was doing so I made TheMartiniGlass instead.
Every Noble Knight requires a weapon and they don't come better than the Lance-a-lot.
Let no orifices remain unslain.
if no one else has yet, i'd like to post this picture because it fits so well.
see? a double pun.
i went way out there and made on that looks more like a dick
Introducing: The Jesus
I don't know how it works but it does
Been there, done that.
There was a thread on this a week ago.
Your is better, though.
Hollow with 1mm thick hull. As a bonus, you can use it as a reusable condom or a fleshlight
I call this one the arrow head you can use both sides to fuck yourself and as a bonus you can use it as a bludgeoning weapon a la saints row
getting weird flashbacks here...
How much do those guys charge - have you ordered from them before?
>mfw when I added the dimensions of my largest plug and the weight matches exactly
from the archives:
The Euphoric Gentleman
(tipped for m'lady's pleasure)
Looks as it could have a soft outer shell surrounding a solid rubber core.
i wonder if anyone has ever had a small enough penis to fuck a finger box
just imagine, nigger. just imagine. they would have no worries about their penis size or about being a virgin, because they could fuck their fingerbox
This one requires you to defy the laws of physics
honestly, I thought /b/ was full of furfags and nobody posts a dog dildo or mentions dragon dildos
"Shot Injector™". May be used with a variety of substances as long as they are dissolved in liquid. Shot Injector™ also comes with an on-the-go refilling point at the bottom. With this innovative design the party never ends.
There is a resting point at every 5 cm radius increase. Should cater to everyones needs up to 40 cm diameter
i called him "THE HOLY GRAAL"
>Its a magical dildo, every time you use it it fill up with the blood of christ