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???? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ????

I am finally ready. I will perform ????? tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST in Times Square, Manhattan, New York City.

Look on the news for Andy El-Helwe.


???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????
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I won't just blow myself up obviously, I'll shoot some ???? filth first. I want to stream it live because I know you like it when OPs deliver. Any suggestions? Which website? I really know nothing about live streaming. Thanks.
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>>545492598
>>545492978
Say hello to the FBI you fucking idiot. Rot in prison faggot.
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>>545492598
also muhammad is a fucking bitch who takes it up the ass from Jesus every day of the year. Fuck you faggot
>Pic related, muhammad getting his shit kicked by jesus
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>545493379

>not knowing about past suicides on /b/
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>>545493173
I will never go to prison. I will blow myself up.

>>545493338
You have to be foolish thinking that you actually offend us intelligent muslims with these pathetic provocations, they often makes me smile. Do you know why? You'll find out when you die.

???? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ????

>>545493379
Your newfaggotry is showing. Anyways, look on the news for Andy El-Helwe.
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OP won't deliver OP= fag
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>>545494057
>Muslim
>On 4Chan
Well buddy, not only are you a lying newfag, but you're going to prison for a long time. GLHF Sperglord
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>>545494165
Instead of being a faggot yourself, tell me how I could live stream it. Look up my name : Andy El-Helwe, on the news tomorrow.

>>545494362
Yes I am a muslim on 4chan, I've also been here since 2007. I'm not a /b/tard though since I never lurk/post here. But since it's the most popular one and where there's the most people, I posted this message here. Newsflash newfag: there are many many other boards.

You sound extremely butthurt btw, keep replying, you're entertaining.
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Are you middle eastern, or a white Muslim traitor?
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V&
Fucking IDIOT
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>>545492598
b&, v& and waterboarded. lel
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Get to bed Andy - Don't you have to be up early for your faggot morning prayers?
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>>545492598
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>>545495254
>b&, v& and waterboarded. lel
kek
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Andy El-Helwe I don't know why they do testing on animals when they can' do on you! Nice bait.you make me reply
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>>545492978
Would you mind clarifying what these words mean?
>?????
> ????
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OP is a troll who knows the Feds monitor /b/ & wants to get some kid named Andy El-Helwe waterboarded. If not then you are the dumbest fucker ever.
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>>545493820
>>545494057

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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dammit any your still a dick biting faggot give up trying to be edgelord game of edges
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Fuck YES!

I bought 600 puts on the $spy today. You gonna make me a rich man.

Thanks OP, you fag-fag
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>>545494964
My parents were from Palestine but have light brown hair, green eyes and a white skin and facial features. Looks are irrelevant though, there are muslims of all phenotypes and there is no such thing as a ''white muslim traitor''. If I were white, what has been betrayed?

???? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ????

>>545495546
???? = infidel
????? = jihad

>>545495620
>>545495674
Look up my name in the news tomorrow : Andy El-Helwe.
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?? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ? ???? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ?? ??????? ??????? ? ? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ?? ??????? ?????? ??? ???? Quaeda ? ? ??? ???? ?? 300 ???? ???????. ??? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ???? ?????? ?????? ?? ?????? ??????? ???????? ???????. ??? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ??? . ???? ???? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ????? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ??? ??? ????? ? ??????? ????? ???? . ??? ????? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??? ????? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ? ????? ??? ???? ? ???? . ???? ????? ??? ??? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ?? ???????? ?? ???? ????? ???????? ??????? ????????? ? ????? ???? IP ????? ?? ???? ??? ????? ?? ????????? ???? ???? ??????? ? ???? . ??????? ???? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????. ??? ???? ?????? ? ???. ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ??????? ?? ????? ?? ???? ?? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ?? ??? ????? . ??? ??? ??? ????? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ?????? ? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ????????? ? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ????? ??? ??? ?????? ??????? ?? ??? ??? ?????? ? ??? ????? ????? .
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>>545495546
>?????
jihad
> ????
kafir, or nonbeliever
fucking muslims. As an Iranian, I can safely say islam is the most dangerous shithole of a religion
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Great job posting a time and a place op. I hope you're ducking dumb enough to try and go through with it-the look and your face when you move to draw and 50 feds draw on you...
Fucking retard
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>>545495945
Hello fellow Iranian
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We want Toaster Steve!
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OP expect these guys to snatch you in the middle of the night.
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>>545495862
>Only a fool
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>>545495862
I HOPE ISRAEL FUCKS ALL YOU PALESTINIANS. Sure the jews may be scheming bastards, but at least they put you arab fuckheads in your place. I hope they kill every single one of you disgusting bastards, and make you suffer with white phosphorous. Fuck you asshole, I hope your parents get raped by an Israeli.
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Before you do this OP, go and knock over that damn cardstand.
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>>545496164
they're all a bunch of sandniggers, but jews try to pretend they aren't sandniggers, so fuck 'em.
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>>545495578
>He wants some kid named Andy El-Helwe waterboarded
You, sir, just genuinly made me laugh. Thanks.

OT: Oh great lord Andy good luck on your holy mission. I do not condone your actions nor will I ever enforce forenamed actions.

WHATS WITH ANDY WHA WHA WHATS WITH ANDY
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>>545496131
halet chetore? To iran zendegi mikoni?
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>>545495546
????? is "jihad"
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>>545496335
Shockingly I understood that even though I was born in us and don't speak Persian.
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>>545496131

Fuck you Persians.

Your Zoroastrian bullshit is the root cause of all these fucked up religions we have to deal with today.
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>>545495934
I can't read the tusken language, but I still know what that says.
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Europe reporting in, toasting for lulz
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>>545495934
For people who want to know what this is, it's the "What did you say about me you little bitch Im a sniper" copypasta in the sandnigger language.
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>>545496480
Farsi* my parents would beat me for that mistake lol
>>545496495
Also not Persian parents are just from iran
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Godspeed brother
???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????

Jazakallah khairan khatiran
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>>545492598
good luck, make sure u kill at least one person so u dont look like an idiot.
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>>545495862
What do you hope to achieve by doing this?
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>>545496480
niiiiice. I live in the US too.
>>545496495
>Your Zoroastrian bullshit is the root cause of all these fucked up religions we have to deal with today
Oh shut the fuck up blame the abrahamic religions you fucknut
>>545496698
sharmuta dirtbag
muhammad was a childmolesting faggot
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>>545496641
oh thanks man I was a little la confuzzled xDD
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>inb4 OP will be arrested for terrorism threats
It wouldn't be the first time.
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Fuck off ya terrorist
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>>545496096
Did I describe what I will be wearing? Nobody will be able to recognize me, I won't look suspicious at all. ????? I will deliver, trust me.

>>545496152
>implying I will sleep tonight

>>545496164
How does it feel to know that ???? is waiting for you?

>>545496721
I will kill more than one, you can be sure about that, I will create a special diversion first for the cops nearby and then proceed to massacre as much filthy ???? around me as possible.

>>545496774
Read the holy ???????.

>>545497017
I haven't proven anything, haven't timestamped anything. There is no proof that I even live in the USA. there is also written :
''The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.''

So there is no proof that I'm telling the truth and I will provide none. I cannot be arrested for posting this on a board known for trolling. You can either believe me or not believe me. Look on the news : Andy El-Helwe, tomorrow. I said I'll deliver, you just wait and see.
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>>545492598
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>>545497397
Just type in English you damned camel jockey. Nobody can read your fucking worm writing
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>>545497397
Yooouuu'd think that's the case, anon, but there is a reason Moot doesn't hire janitors for /b/. That reason being that it's probably moderated by an external force, most likely the American government. As i said before, this really wouldn't be the first time someone got vanned for shit like this. You're playing with fire, anon.
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>>545495578
>>545497429
As I've explained here >>545494057
It does not offend me, I know it's provocation. You're really wasting your time, just saying.

captcha : occasionally doxyou
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>>545497397
The only thing you'll deliver is screams and sobs as you're whisked away with a black bag over your head.
>mfw "muh autism" defense wont save you
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>>545492598
Be careful not to trip and fall!! You don't wanna go boom before the time!you have to die like a hero to get the 72 virgin goat ! Don't you?
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>>545494057
At least are you using a Proxy, nigga?
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>>545497768
Go for it, you glorious faggot.
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>>545497740
>2006+10-2
>not knowing that /b/ is moderated entirely by the FBI
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Pretty sure they'll recognise your filthy Arab stink op...
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>>545492598

Jihad is not performed you fucking retard. Jihad is a state of action. To call Jihad is to call all Moslems to action, not to perform Jihad.

>in this thread
>niggers, acting like niggers
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Someone send tihs thread to the fbi.
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Falling for this JIDF that is using Google Translate.

Stay classy /b/, stay classy
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No need.
Start up the van boys!
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Go away, FBI
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OP translated:

(I bear witness that there is no god but Allah and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah)

I am finally ready. I will perform (Jihad)? tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST in Times Square, Manhattan, New York City.

Look on the news for Andy El-Helwe.

(Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar)
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>>545492598
>EST
damned fools and their bad sense of time.
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>>545498064
I just did, anon. Why does the FBI site automatically translate to Dutch using what appears to be Google translate.
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>>545497968
>>545497890
This plus I hope yo took the battery out of your phone.....

Also... Hnnnnnnnggggg
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>>545494057
>Your newfaggotry is showing
>newfaggotry
hmm... something tells me he's been here, before. Not really something a radical muslim preparing for jihad would do...
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>>545492598

america is the greatest country in the world, sandnigger. You may destroy one stone, but another will take it's place and our temple will stand for 1,000 years...or more..
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>>545497968
Two words: Nine Eleven
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>>545496801
Fuck you you Iran Shiite bastard
Fuck Shah Abbas
Fuck Reza Pahlavi
Fuck your fucking Isfahan fuck
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I wonder if Opee got scared after he got informed about the FBI being here.
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>>545496801

>Oh shut the fuck up blame the abrahamic religions you fucknut

No Zoroastrianism, no Essene eschatology.

No Essene eschatology, no Jewsus.

No Jewsus, no Islam.

Fuck the Abrahamic religions, too, but Zoroastrians had that end of times, everyone gets judged bullshit first.
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>>545494736

i think this is legit
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You're so ambitious, aren't you OP? You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What does your father do? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you. All those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F...B...I.
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>>545498554
See >>545494736

>>545498567
Islam will destroy your little united states that are part of the continent AMERICA.
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>>545498567
>america is the greatest country in the world
>america is the greatest country
>america is country
>country

how dumb are you ? one of those southern neckbeards that fuck their kids, brothers and dogs ?
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Open went quiet. That van sure is quick!
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=563_1388726777
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>>545492598
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>>545498291
Because low funds for shit languages. That's why.
> Also you're a faggot. Your greatest ally thanks you though.
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>>545494736
There's ID's now faggot
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Reported again for lulz
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>>545498679
>Fuck you you Iran Shiite bastard
not shiite, but its still better than your shitskin wahabism and salafism
>Fuck Shah Abbas
aww butthurt arab has no good leaders to look up to
>Fuck Reza Pahlavi
aww butthurt arab has no good leaders that modernized their country
>Fuck your fucking Isfahan fuck
aww butthurt arab has no culturally rich cities
get the fuck out you fucking shitskin sandnigger. We Iranians are the real aryans.
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>>545498443
Is that The Bible? Will assume is Tora though.
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>>545497397
>I cannot be arrested for posting this on a board known for trolling

Um... wanna bet?
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>>545498905

america = the united states of america, sandnigger. American is what you call citizens of the U.S.A.
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>>545498937
I am currently in a corner of an internet cafe. There are more than 25 people here, all sharing the same IP address. I will not be found. I will succeed.

>>545499028
>implying
See pic related
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>>545499035
>implying I don't have that screenshot too
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>>545499035
Good job, anon. Keep up the good work, let's protect the United States of America from these filthy terrorists.
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>>545498750
>implying religion has done more harm than good
okay pal go read a fucking history book
>inb4 B-B-B-BUT MUH CRUHSAYDES
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>>545499223
confirmed redneck,
gtfo.
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>>545499319
I'm Dutch, mate. I don't care THAT much about America, i really just want to watch OP suffer.
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>>545495934
Keked
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>>545499319
confirmed faggot
>>545499223
>>545499218
>>545499035
>>545498291
good job /b/ros. MURICAAAA FUCK YEAH
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>>545494362
Arab muslim here, been around since +/-2007-2008. Moved on to other chans as well due to too many cancerous shitfags, which you most likely belong to
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>>545499204

i seriously bet you won't do it. i bet you wont. i bet you wont do it nigga
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>>545499187
Yes.

Btw, what's the difference between someone saying ''lol tomoro ill blow up in noo york hurr durr lol i will kill for allah plz post in my thread'' and >>545492598 ?

>inb4 hurr durr you sound more serious in your OP

Nobody can prove wether I'm trolling or not and it's written ''The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'' on this board which is known for trolling. Anyways, look on the news for Andy El-Helwe.

>>545499426
I will die instantly, no suffering.
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Lol @ op in an internet cafe. You think the van can't be there double quick and just hold every one inside? Quick background check reveals you to be a Muslim,quick search or your residence unveils your faggotry,quick enhanced interrogation has you squeezing like a bitch begging to be put on a plane to sand bigger land.
Snowdon showed us all how nsa,fbi,cia can literally see,record and find anyone or anything they want.
You sat there in your fucking robe and sandals... yeah,you sure outwit and overcame those billions of dollars of national security budget...
Super Islamic faggot.
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>>545499834
kek
You don't understand how this works at all. You poor autistic bastard.
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>>545492598
>Times Square, Manhattan, New York City

luckily you'll only be killing foreigners.
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>>545499774
>Arab muslim here, been around since +/-2007-2008
Okay faggot nobody cares stop trying to get attention you camelfucking shitskin. Allah looks down on you browsing 4chan as well faggot.
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>>545499834
You... really haven't thought this through, have you?
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>>545499834
OP, i know you're new here but people have been vanned for posting things like this on /b/ before. If it sounds sincere enough and the FBI deems you to be a real threat you can expect a visit, /b/ is entirely moderated by the Feds just for this reason. Just look at any Janitor recruitment blog, they hire janitors for every board but /b/.
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>>545499834
Not OP
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>>545499319
>redneck
exactly what the fuck do you think that means?
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>>545498896
NO ONE CAN SAY DECLARE SOMETHING WAS DONE FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH, ONLY ALLAH HIMSELF CAN SAY THAT, GOOD LUCK IN HELL
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>>545492598
So, OP, if you feel the need to express this here on /b/ (I wise choice, I must say), WHY is half your typing in that foreign gibberish 99.99% of us don't read? I mean if you're going to threaten people (?) it doesn't do much good if they don't know what you're sayin! Food for thought...
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>>545499834
Actually you could be in prison with the patriotic act, as long as I know. See you in Cuba this summer.
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>>545499837
>You sat there in your fucking robe and sandals
This seriously made me laugh extremely hard. I'm not wearing a robe and sandals buddy, I'm not an imbecile. I will succeed in my mission and do everything I can to make it work. Check on the news tomorrow : Andy El-Helwe. I will deliver.

>>545500056
>hurr durr different ID = not OP hurr durr hey guys I'm new here lol

>>545500198
>half your typing in that foreign gibberish
>half your typing
>half
Sure
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>>545499834
>thinks a website disclaimer supersedes the Patriot Act
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>>545497768
>Not defending the faith with Qu'ran and Hadith.

Fake follower is fake.
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>>545500260
W-What is she crushing?
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>>545499834
switched ids?
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>>545500293
Muslism here, why are you doing this you know you're just come extremist sect of our religion. You are in fact an imbecile. This only causes more conflict and you think its a war what is wrong with you brother.
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Did anyone actually report him to the FBI? I'd love to see this little kid get vanned for this. He thinks he can't because of a disclaimer, kek.
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>>545499319
>Dic
lol
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>>545495945
lol... coming from a shii who turns religion into bullshit with rules a la "it's not gay if balls don't touch" like catholics...
did you circle aroudn that guy's grave? kek

also
>belief in zina and marrying prostitutes just for the couple of hours it takes to fuck them then divorcing so it's "halal"

it's not the religion that's dangerous, it's you retards and the pakis

>>545496164
hmmmmm i wonder who's behind this post

>>545496659
your parents should just behead you and off themselves, little shit.

>>545498070
it's likely, and he'd be hiding it by actually just posting a couple of translated Arabic words and hide the fucked up syntax

>>545499997
did you cried?

>>545500293
OP: hal tafhamni 3la'l aqall? adhr nafsak

>>545500434
retard. trying to get muslims to unknowingly eat pork/throwing pork products around mosques doesn't do shit either, you sound like the typical retard who would try that

>>545500548
OP claiming ID
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>>545500618
I did.

>>545498291
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>>545500618
I reported the thread. There's a reason it's still here.
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>>545500293
You better get the fuck off that place before the shitstorm begins. Trolling can get you ass arrested. Not some legal think but it could and will be.
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>>545492598
You just follow the Islam...

stop it and enjoy your life!

Islam is a very bad thing.
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>>545500293

I want to be muslim. I dont want suffering anymore.

can you guide me?
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>>545500463
Your soul : 3
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>>545500613
>this
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>>545492598
Here, have some western influence OP
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>>545500731
This they're gathering intel on OP, and contacting the mods/moot. OP is definitively going to get &v for conspiracy to commit terrorist act on American soil. That shit is life in a supermax prison.
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>>545500293
>???? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ????
>I am finally ready. I will perform ????? tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST in Times Square, Manhattan, New York City.
>Look on the news for Andy El-Helwe.
>???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ????
From you OP, OP. That's pretty close to half. The exact percentage is beside the point, though, don't you think?
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>>545499312
>implying religion has done more harm than good
Let me state it straight out then. Religion has done more harm than good.

>okay pal go read a fucking history book
Did you know that some early Christians considered Mary as 'mother of Jesus' while others considered Mary as 'mother of God'?

Did you know that these two groups would kill each other on sight for heresy?

Wonderful descriptions, too, like 'blood ran as a river from the courtyard of the church.'

Side note - both of these groups later got exterminated by Islam.

Such love the religious people have. But, gosh, I guess I haven't read any history so what do I know?
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>>545500956
Nice bail, OP.
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>>545500293
Timestamp pic of improvised explosive device or GTFO
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https://tips.fbi.gov/

Let's do this /b/ros. Even if you aren't from America, just to let this little shit get a taste of life. They take things like this VERY seriously and he WILL get vanned for this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuL6vh5pasE
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>>545492598
You're a fucking idiot.
Expect feds at your door TONIGHT
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>>545492978
believed him until he said he'll stream it

because everyone who always streams their an hero goes through with it /s

>OP doesn't deliver
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>>545492598

Equip a GoPro
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>>545500956
Oh you have no idea. Just because you're in an internet cafe, doesn't mean you're safe. Every computer has a mac address, and they'll look at cameras to track you down. Plus Hong Kong isn't a advocate for digital freedom.
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>pic related is to everyone in this thread who's stupid enough to believe I'm ''le angry muslim who will do le special jihad lol''

I live in fucking Hong Kong atm and I'm typing this from a free wifi room where we're over 100 sharing the same IP and I'm originally from Australia (atheist too)

>hurr durr muh patriot act
>muh FBI who operates in Hong Kong

I'm done with this thread, gtg
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>>545495578
Ok I'm Muslim & this pic cracked me up
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>>545494057
What exactly did Andy El-Helwe do to make you think anout getting him v&?
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>>545501050
Dude I'm agnostic, I don't give a fuck about any of that. But if you look back in history, particularly around the renaissance and after it, major religious figures and institutions have been patrons of the arts, but more importantly, the sciences. Now, yes, religious texts and stories are total bullshit. but religion itself, as an "organization", if you will, has yielded amazing things.
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10 bucks says OP is profusely sweating behind his computer screen realizing what he just did
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Stay the fuck out of my country you no good camel jockey.
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Has anyone actually looked up Andy El-Helwe's or is it just some weird wormspeak nickname?
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Op-i hope this was worth it. You are seriously in some deep shit.
Do you know what rendition is? I hear Bulgaria is lovely this time of year. Not that you'll see any of it.
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you do realize that you are going to be watched so fucking closely for the next 48 hours right? They aren't going to snatched you up, just watch you. And if somehow you make it to times square... pow. Do you really think you won't be in someone's scope the minute you get there?
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>>545492598
The one place one earth you post this is /b/. The one place on earth you know someone will anonymously report you to the FBI.
ITT OP is either a faggot troll or too much of a pussy to go through with his jihad bullshit.
Say hi to the feds from me. It has been a while.
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>>545501421
He better get his mouth and ass prepare for big bob cock meat sandwich.
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>>545501475

Wait, I think he's just named himself after the biggest Palestinian refugee camp in Palestine.

Oh my god, is that meant to be ironic?
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>>545492598

Fucking faggot, I just backtraced your IP and hacked your webcam. I now have your identity you imbecile.

Pic related
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https://tips.fbi.gov/

https://tips.fbi.gov/

https://tips.fbi.gov/

https://tips.fbi.gov/

https://tips.fbi.gov/

DO IT!
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>>545495862
> phenotype
Confirmed tobeclearly too educated for this bullshit
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>>545501253
>implying your OP with a new "ID"
>implying there's not a global war on terror
>implying your chink government cares about you
At this point, OP better hope the CIA/FBI grab his ass and not the Chinese secret police.
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>>545499035
>>545499218

fucking newfags reporting shit, just get ready for school tomorrow and stop being such little bitches
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>>545492598
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>oldfag muslim
>not a stereotypical person at all
I 8 some of the b8 but it was gr8
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>>545501248
>implying
I have a huge beard (still not muslim) which I can shave and happen to be wearing a cap and sun glasses, oh I'm wearing clothes which I can easily make disappear. First time ever that I use this public computer and that I came here to this free wifi place.

>>545501314
Doesn't exist, I used the last name from the first muslim person I thought of and used Andy to make it sound like I'm some kind of american guy who has a muslim background and who suddenly became super muslim.

>>545501421
>implying
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Seriously whether he serious or not,had any. chance of succeeding,fuck,of even attempting this or not this is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever seen on /b/.
As we all know that's saying something.
What. A. Retard
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>>545492598
This is one of the few times i think someone on 4chan may be serious godspeed anon.
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>>545501747
not even iranian names, and iranian women mostly don't even dress like that. You've confused us pure persians with the shitskin arabs
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>>545498567
you make me shed a tear of joy fellow patriot, we'll get this raghead bastard
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>>545501860
You're not even OP. You posted about reporting this to the FBI earlier, retard.
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Hope you enjoy prison, baby.
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>>545492598
Good luck mate :)
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>>545495934
keked
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>>545501903
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>>545501074
Would be so neat
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>>545499010
go gators
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just get rid of that sand in your asshole
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>>545502080
Hot yo. Not gonna deny that
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>>545496164
Found the dirty jew..
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>>545501775
>implying I can't change my IP with muh proxy
>being this new

Believing that :
>hurr durr lol come on FBI, CIA and NSA, let's send some agents to Hong Kong to try to track down a /b/tard troll lol for justice !
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>>545501860
>I have a huge beard (still not muslim) which I can shave and happen to be wearing a cap and sun glasses, oh I'm wearing clothes which I can easily make disappear. First time ever that I use this public computer and that I came here to this free wifi place.
What is Facial recognition?
You're Aussie, and guess what? They'll coordinate with the Aussie intel community to find you. Plus Hong Kong is a rendition site for the CIA.
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hahaha dirty sand nigger
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>>545502037
faggot, stop being a little bitch and fuck your dad
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How epic would it be if it made the news tomorrow that this retard shows up in times square and immediately gets buried under a dozen feds
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>>545502180
I know. I'm trying to encourage you to share some Persian pussy on here. You know, cause it's hard to find online.
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>>545501903
it wasn't made to be culturally correct, it was purely made to laugh at Muslims

in any case, you motivated me to post some T&A, enjoy
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?? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ? ????? ?? ??? ???? ???? ????? ???? ??? ?? ??????? ??????? ? ? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ?? ??????? ?????? ??? ??????? ? ? ??? ???? ?? ????????
???? ???? . ??? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ???? ?????? ?????? ?? ?????? ??????? ???????? ???????. ??? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ??? . ???? ???? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ????? ?????
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>>545502203
>>hurr durr lol come on FBI, CIA and NSA, let's send some agents to Hong Kong to try to track down a /b/tard troll lol for justice
They have field offices throughout the world. And they have local contacts with the police, and intelligence of the host country. You're delusional if you think you can escape the wrath of the American government. Ask Bin Laden. Unless you're Jack Bauer, your chance are silm.
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>>545502356
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>>545492598
Top kek, filthy muslims aint even knowing they are a part of great leader Putins plan, doing his work. Go do it faggot, make the leader proud.
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>>545502037
Well look what we have here.
>faggot
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Confirmed for 1st drone strike on U.S soil...some shifty internet cafe in Manhattan..
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>>545501953
Hello newfriend

Nobody is as OP as me ya fuckwit
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>>545502430
???? ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? ??? ??? ????? ? ??????? ????? ???? . ??? ????? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??? ????? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ? ????? ??? ???? ? ???? . ???? ????? ??? ??? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ?? ???????? ?? ???? ????? ???????? ??????? ????????? ? ????? ???? ???????? ????? ?? ???? ??? ????? ?? ????????? ???? ???? ??????? ? ???? . ??????? ???? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????. ??? ???? ?????? ? ???. ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ??????? ?? ????? ?? ???? ?? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ?? ??? ????? . ??? ??? ??? ????? ??? ???? ???? ?? ?????? ?????? ? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ????? ?? ???? ??????? ????????? ? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ????? ??? ??? ?????? ??????? ?? ??? ??? ?????? ? ??? ????? ????? . ??? ??? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?????? " ???? " ????? ??? ??? ????? ????? ? ????? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ???? ????? ??. ???? ?? ???? ?? ?? ? ??? ?? ? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ? ??? ???? ????? . ???? ????? ????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ???? ???? ??? . ??? ???? ???? ???? .
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now that im in the right thread, wheres some good sandnigger porn at? vid links niqqa's
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>>545502184
oh shut the fuck up don't act like they're not preferable to the mudslimes.
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You obviously didn't read the Koran. Says nothing about the dumbass shit you're talking about, you stupid mooj. Have fun killing yourself though. I'm sure you'll enjoy your virgins. Oh wait, there are no virgins. You people are just to stupid to properly translate your own holy book.

All you'll do is incur the wrath of the mighty military force of the United States and others. I mean, here we are pulling out of your shithole muslim homelands, finally, and you want to do this shit? Incite us to come in again and fuck your shit up? Destroy all your mosques and kill your innocent countrymen with inevitable collateral damage? Have fun fucking up everything for everyone. I'll enjoy getting deployed again so I can fuck up more of your dumb extremist brethren.

Way to target civilians though, coward. I mean, we do it on accident and it's terrible, but at least we don't kill them on purpose. Or use them as shields. Fight with a uniform, you pussy.
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>>545502497
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>>545492598
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>>545502558
Keep talking to yourself in your moonrunes
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>implying

You know what we say here: do it faggot.

>implying implications
>kek

Great troll btw.
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>>545502541
maybe...an internet Cafe by Time Square Manhattan

OMG THIS IS OP"S PLAN ALL ALONG
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>>545502651
'course there are virgins....but nobody told them they are girls...
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