Help me identify my dicks condition/STD. Suspecting I got it

>>545018748
you dont wash it often enough and squeze your dick too hard

>>545018748
It looks like you have GO TO A DOCTOR-itis.

>>545018748
AIDS - you got it from your boyfriend during buttsecks

>>545018748
does ur dick normally look like the shape of a tsunami coz thats fucked
its supposed to be a nice calm wave shape

Tell your gf not to use teeth during blowjobs

>>545018748
I think you got uglypenisitis

It's no AIDS -> It's syphilis or thrush penis (or a week ago you took an antibiotic ?) If Yes, It's only thrust penis, or not It's Syphilis ... Go To Doctor ! ;)

Lol uncircumcised

looks like its deflating. you just need to pump it up a bit

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LOL uncut fag hahaha gtfo op

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>>545019375
kek

Pencilneckfaggotophosis

>>545018748
Yeast infection.

>>545020753
>>545020929
>Letting the jews mutilate your penis

>>545018748
It looks like rug burn, yeast infection, or just a general kind of infection thing from your girlfriend not cleaning her pussy properly and you not cleaning your cock properly after sex

It's not an STD.

>>545018748
SICK
GROSS

OP. There is only one thing to do.
Cut it off. It's time.

>>545020929
Cutfag gtfo

>>545018748
Maybe it's yeast infection, go to doctor.

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>>545020929
>>545020753

Outside of the US circumcised dicks are considered weird you know. Jewfagets

doctorfag here, looks like some mild yeast infection, 1% clotrimazole / hydrocortisone topical cream twice a day for 4-5 days after showering. You also have a mild phimotic ring, causing the bunching of the foreskin

>>545021246
This guy seems legit

Doc I have a problem myself can you help me?

>>545021405

ya shoot

>>545021246
This.

I had the same problem went to the docs the other day and the prescribed me "Dactacort" or something. Been using it for 2 days and its helping. It hasn't gone down properly but it seems like its on the way.

Your gf probably hasn't cheated on you

>>545021162
wow. even though the rest of the world gets force fed american culture, I never knew that having jew dicks was the norm in the US.

In europe circumcised dicks are weird. And we all know that europe is way smarter, sexier and just better than the us in any way possible.

Now go eat your processed food and continue letting corporations own your entire, fake life, american

>>545021640
My vagina is itchy
>inb4need pic to evaluate

>>545021246
Hey, doctorfag. If theoretically a patient offered you $1000 bucks to prescribe him narcotics, would you do it?

>>545021734
Yeast infection. Fungi growing in your vagoo. Srsly just ask the doctor.

>>545021870
It's not
I had yeast before
It just isn't

>>545021787
no
and i'm hardly on a good salary

>>545021909
Maybe it's dry or sandy. Maybe it's a rash. Probably some delicious yeast abrewin' in there though. Candida forest in your vag.

>>545021945
Pls tell me whats wrong with my vag

>>545021734

could be anything. any discharge? what colour is it? odours?

>>545021945
You're the worst

honestly it just looks like she's got a yeast infection thats whats causing the chafing on ur dick.

buy some Canestin at the pharmacy

>>545022007
Everything is fine
Only itchy
I was thinking it might be from healing or something cuz I took a big cock last week. Could it be true?

>>545021989
Add sugar and see if it turns into alcohol.

>>545022058
Canesten is shit.

>>545021989

also, what do you use to wash
a) your vagoo
b) your clothes

>>545022140
a) nothing, water
b) idk my dad washes them bt just normal clothing soap

Never exclude psoriasis when it comes to dick stuff. I had a spot/discoloration on my tip in highschool.... thought i had an std. Turns out it was the beginnings of psoriasis...... started on my dick of all places. Now its all over the place EXCEPT my dick. Good times...... FML. Never rul out the P.

>>545022075

I'd look at your soap, using bar soap isn't a great idea. Use dedicated poon wash. A non-allergenic liquid body wash will be fine too. Hypoallergenic laundry detergent - try wearing liners for a while and see if the itch subsides. Take an antihistamine, and see if the itch subsides.

Unlikely it's the D unless you got torn, healing can cause itchiness of course but a pussy can take a fucking shitton of abuse before being damaged

>>545022363
I wash it with only water and never had a problem with the clothing I wear in any way

I dunno my vag was kinda dry and he went at it hard so it did kinda hurt, and it was a couple of days in a row like that

>>545022363
poon wash... i lol'ed out loudly

>>545022196

ok, see if he's changed it. It's a really common cause of non specific itchiness on sensitive bits

>>545022501

what about a UTI? those can cause itchiness

>>545022501
He hasnt

>>545022618
True, but I take pills for those because I get them all the time, so the pills prevent them from happening

>>545021945
Wow. Dick. You're no /b/rother

>>545022721

can you describe the itchiness? is it in your vag or closer to the entrance?

Op.... im serious, ask your doctor about psoriasis. Looking at that shit, it looks like you beat the shit out of it raw. That heavy, dark pink color looks familiar. Youre in for some serious BS if im right.

>>545022829
Entrance

>>545022210
Should've went through with operation P.

Operation P- Cut off the penis. P is for penis.

>>545022903

is there burning or just annoying itchiness?

>>545022903
Plz post infected vagina

>>545022991
No burning, just itchy

>>545023003
In a second

>>545023028

i'd say vag got a little raw from the sex and it's healing. happens to me sometimes if i'm dehydrated and didn't get a drink beforehand

>>545021973
>Candida forest
Best doctor ever

Sorry, me again.

Would be likely irritation from friction, all things considered.

Drunk / with a condom?

Dehydration / alcohol / bigger dicks / rubber equal an unpleasant combination for any muous membrane

>>545023210
this sounds about right then, all things considered. consider latex allergies etc

>>545022449
Sounds like nignog penis is the culprit.

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>>545023003
>>545023098
>>545023510

Here's a pic
No condom, not drunk

Also I have a lot of little moles on my vag pls no hate

>>545023654
yummy

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>>545023709
>>545023654
shit nigga u sick i forgot
fuk off

>>545023767
It's just nig dick friction.

>>545023654

looks fine from here, don't think you need to worry.

if it's a new partner do the normal bank of tests

>>545023654

see

>>545023210
>>545023510
>>545023585

>>545023654

Looks healthy. Get some lotrimin for itch/irritation. Just don't put it inside. If it's not fungal it's probably bacteria in which case you need to see a doctor and be prescribed some mupirocin.

Now can we see tits

>>545023823
>>545023806
Okay good, I was scared it was candida
Guess I better buy lube next time

if it's not better in a few days, go see a doctor who can shine a light up ya and have a good look

Doctor here. I'm pretty sure that's cancer :S
You should check it out!

>>545023654

im a doctor too, i need more pics to see whats going on. from the first view it looks healthy

>>545023098

if it's not better in 2-3 days go see a GP, they'll shine a light up your cunt and make sure you don't have any greebles growing, hth.

remember the lube to avoid this in future :)

>>545024193
>lube
k doc thx bb

>>545024007
cmon gurl lets make sum seks

Its 100% Genital warts, aka herpes.

You can see the redness and boils on the vag pic you posted above her index finger.

You can also see the round boils all over your penis.

Eat well and exercise to keep your immune system up is the best advice I can give you.

>>545024375
Boils?
Those are small hairs wut
Sorry I don't shave eagerly before posting

>>545024375
>implying herpes causes warts

>>545024471
u look small gurl
muh kinda' gurl

>>545023654
Yeah, that's not enough to tell. I'm going to need a picture of your mammory glands to rule out whether it's monotitus or not. I can rule out what it is with 13.5% more accuracy if you post a picture of your rump also.

>>545021023
>>545021162
>>545021724
Removing the foreskin which inhibits your penis' natural ability to scoop out the cum of your competitors with each thrust is a bad thing. Right. Keep that pitiful childless thing you call a life. I bet you also think having a tiny dick is evolutionarily advantageous.

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>>545024725
Pls

>>545024828
gurl post feet pics
i kno u hot


fuk no captchas gon crazy again

>>545025018
You've probably already seen all of my pics since I've been posting them all week
But they include my face and I don't want my vag to be linked to my other pics
So think realll hard

>>545024828
Do you think this is a game? If it is what I think it is, you've already accelerated into stage 2 monotitus based on those goosebumps and the pale color of the vulvae. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>>545025018
This would be helpful too. It's possible that the monotitus has begun to enter stage 3 and has spread to your feet. Without proper care, amputation is the medical regular.

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>>545024471
All herpes. I could go on. Basically pussy covered with it, now your dick is. Simple.

Dw, most people have it.

>>545025250
Those top things are from shaving

The two small things under my vagina are moles

I dunno why my vagina is circled?

>>545025214
Jesus doc calm down

>>545025102
nuuu gurl
ilu
=(
my names brian and i'm nice

>>545025250
fuk off with ur non sense blue drawings

>>545025429
I WILL NOT LOSE ANOTHER ONE OF MY PATIENTS!!! I AM THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO BEING SUED FOR MALPRACTICE AND THIS MUCH CLOSER TO HAVING MY LICENSE TO PRACTICE REVOKED!!!

>>545023654
Shit I would give you my D

>>545025602
B-but doctor
You wouldn't want a molestation case as well woud you?

>>545025645
Of course not. The last one ended up with me paying a huge ass settlement. This is different, however. This is actually related to your diagnosis and treatment.

>>545025773
I-I'm scared doctor
What if you're just saying that to get me to undress?

>>545025878
Now why in the world would I say that just to get you undressed? I'm doing it to make thousands of dollars off your insurance policy.

>>545025878
gurl pls
I only got 5 minutes to live

>>545026029
I don't like those insurance people either...

>>545026302
So help me make some money and screw them over by letting me diagnose you. Need detailed pictures of your rump, mammories, and feet.

>>545026478
If you use human terms I might..
I'm just an European little girl...

>>545026552
fuk u and fuk ur beautiful vagina

>>545026552
Common slag words for what I need to examine are as follows:
Rump=Ass
Mammory glands=Tits
Feet=feet

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>>545026654
Feet=feet
Kek'd
I can do this
Let's start with rump

>>545025358
Shaving causes irritation in the skin which causes inflammation which causes cell division which ramps the the production of virus. Its still herpes. Yea I may have circled a mole or two at the bottom as I wasn't zoomed in or paying attention when drawing. I only needed a 1 second look to tell you its herpes.

>>545026847
That's good. It hasn't quite spread down your bilateral pelvae to your rump quite yet. Let's see how everything else is so far.

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>>545026879
Okay I'll go to my doc and see if you're right.

>>545027001
Sure
1 boob from old thread
I'm done now sorry doc

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>>545026847
obligatory

>>545027181
kek

>>545027134
I'm not sure I can diagnose confidently based on only that. How about a real quick full body (excluding face if you don't want to show it) for accuracy?

>>545027274
>>545027298
Also preferably a front shot.

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>>545027298
Doctor I'm starting to question your skills

>>545018748
If its itchy and skin feels like it might flake off then you've got a yeast infection. Get some vagisil (yes I know it's for women) and put it on your dick.

>>545027395
Why would you? This is quite the standard amongst us MIT graduates.

Any other pictures you can take or have on you that you can post quickly? It's best to cross-reference from many shots and angles.

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>>545027534
Doc I'm getting real tired of your shit
You better diagnose me soon
I'm still going to post old shit because you're doing your job incorrectly

>>545027534
I wrote my PhD dissertation on the broad field of anatomy, I agree with your method and I would like to also suggest you consider requesting a full body shot of your patient turned around. This can check several key areas that sitting and lying down hide or fail to show properly.

>>545027684
Well, if you want me to give you my best guess from the information I have, I'd have to say it's a bad case of pancreatic cancer and you have three weeks to live. I may be wrong, but if pictures keep coming (preferably new or recent ones) I may be able to give you a confident diagnosis.

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>>545027764
>>545027896

Rofl this roleplaying is getting more retarded every second
Here's the last pic I'll give you neckbeards

Was fun though

>>545028001
fuk off nao
nobody likes u

>>545027764
That's very true, colleague of mine. It's also true that we can better see how far the symptoms have spread if she takes one at an angle where she is bent over forward and the picture is angled at her backside from there (with the vaginal area is visible also).

>>545028078
B-but babe, you said you wanted me

>>545028129
I said
FUK OFF NAO
u bish

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>>545018748
You need to wash it, bro.

>>545028129
That would be extremely unprofessional for another esteemed colleague of mine to 'want' you. We only stand for meet n' fucks in my field. Now please resume posting with the requested angles.

>>545018748
It looks pretty normal but if it is a STD, it looks like the bacterial kind. This is good, because bacterial STDs are curable
Just go to the doctor they'll give you antibiotics if anything's wrong.

Do you have any other symptoms?

>>545028317
No doc. You're time is orge.
I'm going to my real doc Monday and get this herpes off me
Cya

moot, stop, man
there are PEOPLE here...

>>545028383
Don't you leave me for that... That WHORE!!!

>>545028440
I'm sorry she's my only hope now

>>545028383
HAVE FUN GETTING PICTURES OF YOUR CROTCH TAKEN BY AN OVERQUALIFIED, UNDERPAID, HARD WORKING MEXICAN DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU SEXUALLY AND WON'T TRY AND ABUSE YOU AT ALL.
Also can I have your liver?

>>545028440
No... You must stay as an inpatient at A/b/ernanthy Institute and Medical Center for your best chances.

>>545028482
See
>>545028646

>>545028646
give me college recommendation, slave

>>545028828
I'll give you a recommendation but only to Farthworth and Uberwald College of Kindered Undergraduates.